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SCRATCH
'N' WIN

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Sure, I can afford these beautiful clothes
and this fine jewelry,

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but I'm still the same
Penis Washballer

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that I would before I won
the 37 million dollars,

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I guarantee.

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I even kept my job
on the sludge trawler.

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Sludge is cool.

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Yeah.

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I got me a couple of AK's.
Some sawed-offs,

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25.9 mm's
and a couple of ground to airs.

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I got a fort up in the hills virtually
impenetrable

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and enough supplies to
outlast the thirty years stand off.

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Lottery,
just a buck and a hope.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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Money is cool.

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Hey, it's that guy.

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Yeah.

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- That guy.
- Yeah.

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- I thought he was dead.
- Yeah.

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"Thank you very much.
Thank you very much."

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- That was pretty cool.
- Yeah.

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- This is cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

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They need more, like, color
lights and stuff in videos.

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Is this Seattle?

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- I heard that's pretty cool.
- No way, Butt-Head,

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this is, like...
like, Hollywood,

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or Beverly Hills 902C35.

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- Whoa, do you think those chicks do it?
- What do you think, bumwipe?

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- They are almost naked.
- Yeah, yeah.

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"Beavis Las Vegas".

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"Beavis Las Vegas".

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Shut up.

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- Whoa! Check this out!
- Yeah.

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That's pretty cool.

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Is this PBS?

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I don't know.

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Oh, yeah.

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- Is that Uranus?
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Uranus is cool.
- Yeah.

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Thanks!

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What?

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- That guy in the chair seems pretty cool.
- Yeah, he seems like a pretty good guy.

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Hey Beavis...

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Yeah.

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So anyway, Brad shows
up and he's soakin' wet

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and covered with welts, and he
knew Heather was gonna be there.

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Oh, my God!

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Cool! Mystery meat.

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I think it's cheese.

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Hey Butt-Head,
I just cut the cheese.

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Cut the cheese.

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Hey Beavis, check
it out, it's Gina.

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Let's go talk to her.

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Yeah, let's go talk to her.

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Needless to say, Todd was going ballistic.

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And by then he was up to
his elbows in refried beans.

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What do you want?

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What do we want?

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Don't you guys have
some brain cells to kill?

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Look, if I give you a dollar would
you get the hell away from me?

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A dollar?

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Cool!

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A dollar!

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Hey Beavis, gas.

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That's perfect.
We even get change.

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Gas! Yeah, yeah.
That's cool!

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This is gonna be cool.

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One gallon of gas, please.

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- Where's your car?
- Car?

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Motorcycle?

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Lawnmower?

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Can we just get it in a cup?

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Yeah. Or a bag or something.
That would be cool.

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No way, dude. Can't give you
no gas without a container.

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Look, if you got a dollar burning a hole in
your pocket, why not buy a lottery ticket?

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Cool!

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Yeah.

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This sucks, we lost.
Let's get out of here.

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Wait a second, guys,
you didn't even scratch it.

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Man! You guys
won 500 bucks!

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Whoa!

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- We're rich!
- Yeah, yeah.

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Like Mr. Howell on Gilligan's Island.

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- Cool! Skulls!
- Yeah! Skulls are cool!

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- That guy looks pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- He looks cool because he's, like, dead.
- Yeah.

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It's like, this video looks
pretty cool, but it's like,

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- the sound sucks.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Check this out, Butt-Head.

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Whoa!

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That's better.

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"I'm a zombie.
I'm a dead guy.

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I like to eat... to eat people's brains.
And...

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and like, look at my eyeballs.
And...

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I'm a dead guy in a corner.

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and, like, I'm zombie."

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That was pretty good, Beavis!
You should, like, be a lead singer.

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Yeah! I'm gonna get some clown makeup.

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I bet if we, like, we
did that over this video,

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- it would be, like, a buzz-clip.
- Yeah, yeah.

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We're cool.

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Check this out!

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One gallon of gas, please.

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Yeah, check it out.
We got a container.

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What is this?

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Yeah.
What is this?

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This is that "Ugly Kid Chode."

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How come he calls himself "Ugly Kid"
and it's, like, he's not even that ugly?

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- Do you find him attractive, Beavis?
- No way, Butt-Head! Shut up!

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- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

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- This guy seems pretty cool.
- Yeah.

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- He is pretty cool for an old guy.
- Yeah.

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Go for it.

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- That's pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Sometimes old people are cool.
- Yeah.

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