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CLEANING
HOUSE

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And that's how supply and demand fuels our
capitalist system.

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And in order to protect the...

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Hey Beavis, I thought he was gonna
talk about how to get money.

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Yeah, me too.
This sucks!

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Now, capitalism isn't the only
choice in our multicultural world.

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In Denmark, for example...

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Were you talking about money?

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Yeah, can we have some?

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Beavis, you have to work to
acquire money.

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Don't you remember when I talked
about "The concept of work"?

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- I guess it was, like, a long time ago.
- Yeah.

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We forget.

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Well, enough preaching.

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I think I'm gonna introduce you boys
to the rewards of manual labour.

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There is a manual?

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Reading sucks!

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Dammit!

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- I'm sick of seeing videos in schools.
- Yeah, yeah. Really.

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If I wanted to see a video in school,
I'd go to school and watch TV.

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Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

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- Whoa! That locker's pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Wait a minute.
What's this?

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- This sucks.
- Yeah.

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Shut up!

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Heavy metal has come a long way.

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Yeah, yeah.
Really.

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- Cool! Chicks!
- Yeah!

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I mean, even though the chicks are cool,
it's, like, the video still sucks.

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Yeah.

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Really.

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- This is disgusting, Beavis.
- Yeah, it's sickening.

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- Look at this guy.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Look at his face.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Look at his hair.
- Yeah.

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- Look at his head.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- His whole head sucks.
- Yeah.

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His chest is no picnic, either.

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- He looks like Horshack.
- Yeah, with Epstein's hair.

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Mi casa
(My home)

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Well guys, now is your chance
to earn your daily bread.

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Yeah, bread is cool.

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Okay, here...

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And here you go...

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And don't forget these...

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And try to use the natural sponges,
but not my prized luffa, of course.

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And, oh yes, you'll find the
recycling bins out in garage.

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I don't get it.

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He wants us to wear rubber gloves.

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Yeah. Cool!

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Oh, and one more thing,
try to be careful.

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In fact, make sure

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you don't touch my irreplaceable
8track collection.

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Okay guys, have fun!
And remember to recycle.

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Hey Butt-Head,
what are these things?

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I don't know.

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This one's broken.

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Cool!

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- Let's watch it.
- Yeah.

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It won't fit, Beavis.

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It must fits somewhere.
Maybe your butt.

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Hey Butt-Head, what we
were supposed to do again?

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I think he said "Don't touch...

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the house."

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Weren't we supposed to,
like, clean something?

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Oh, yeah! The..

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the tapes!

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Cool!

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Hey Butt-Head, I know
a cool way to dry these.

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He is gonna pay us
a lot of money for this.

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Hello?

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Hello Butt-Head?
Hey, guess what.

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I'm in the process of purchasing
goods and services in order...

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Butt-Head?
What's that noise?

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It's the dirt buster.

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Oh, great! I'm looking forward to
see how you clean the house.

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Clean the house.
Okay.

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Bye.

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- Is this circus music?
- Yeah.

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Bono sucks.

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- You said Bone...o
- Yeah.

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- That's not Bono anyways, dumbass.
- Oh.

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"With you!"

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How come English people
are always whining?

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Yeah.

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Is that blood?

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- No, it's lip stick
- Oh.

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He's a lip stick wearing
whining wussy.

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Beavis, Butt-Head,
I'm shocked!

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Everything is so clean!

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The conversation pit
looks as neat as a pin.

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Well, I don't know what you did,
but you two are geniuses.

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- We did an extra special job.
- Yeah, 'cause you are special.

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Well guys, I'm glad you've taken
our little lesson to heart.

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And you certainly earned this, boys.

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What a dork!

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- He ripped us off!
- Yeah. Work sucks!

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What a wonderful job those boys did.
That's...

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My 8tracks!
I'm gonna kill those little jerks!

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Boobs.

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- No. Oh no.
- No.

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No! No!

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- Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

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Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah.

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What's wrong with his mouth?

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Yeah, his mouth sucks.

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Whoa.

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Uh.

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Yeah.

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Drain the tub!

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- Yeah, and then scrub him with some pineal.
- Yeah.

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And then pour some drain salt on him.

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And watch it sizzle.

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That would be pretty cool.

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- I wish I had boobs like that.
- Yeah.

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If I had boobs like that,
I'd never leave the house.

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If I'd leave the house, it's, like, I'd go
get a mirror to look at my boobs.

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