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NAKED COLONY

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Hey! You gonna stare all day
or you gonna buy something?

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I'm gonna stare all day.

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Hey Butt-Head, check it out!

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Whoa, an ad with naked people.

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Cool!

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Look, there!

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Oh, yeah!

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Words.

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Sunny Grove Nudist Col-o...

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Nud... nude people!

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We're there dude.

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Is this Pearl Jam?

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Yeah! Eddie Vedder
dyed his hair red.

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Wait a minute,
this isn't Pearl Jam!

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Yeah! It's good to see
you thinking, Beavis.

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That guy makes faces
like Eddie Vedder.

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No way. Eddie Vedder
makes faces like this guy.

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They both make faces like
that "John Belucchi" dude.

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Yeah. And he's dead.

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I heard these guys,
like, came first,

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and Pearl Jam
ripped them off.

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No way, Butt-Head!
Pearl Jam came first!

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Uh, well, they both suck.

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Hey Butt-Head, Pearl Jam doesn't
suck, they're from Seattle.

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Oh, yeah.

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That bear is cool.

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It takes a lot more than bears
to make a video cool, Beavis.

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What if the bear was,
like, taking a dump?

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Well, that might work.

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- I wanna dye my hair orange.
- Yeah.

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You'd look good, Butt-Head.
You should do it.

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Yeah.

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Sunny Grove Nudist Colony,
please hold.

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- We came to see naked girls.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Mr. Blackstone
will see you shortly.

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Is he naked?

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At Sunny Grove
our philosophy is simple.

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We believe nudity is the
body's natural stay.

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We enter the world naked.

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We shower naked.

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We make love naked.

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That's why we share our
nudity with others.

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Of course we don't want members who
are just out for a sexual experience.

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But you boys seem
like a good risk to me.

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Naked...

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Yeah.

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All you need to join is
your membership fee.

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Let's see, that's 4.000 dollars.

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This is gonna be cool.

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Ah! Watch it!

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- Shut up, Beavis!
- Oh, yeah.

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Are you two new here?
You look lost.

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The layout is simple.

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The pool and jacuzzi are over there,
tennis courts are that way.

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Snack bar and lockers over that way.

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If you need anything,
just ask for me, Donna.

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Who is up for volleyball.

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All right, volleyball!
Yeah, cool for me.

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- Marco!
- Polo!

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- Hey Butt-Head, did you see that?
- Yeah...

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- Come to Butt-Head!
- Yeah, me too.

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Whoa, check it out! That's that same
cat from that Janet Jackson video.

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You're looking at the cat?

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How old are you, Beavis?

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Someday, Beavis, you're gonna
have urges like me.

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Shut up, Butt-Head.
I'm checking out the chick, too.

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Yeah.

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- Yes!
- Cool!

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Yeah!

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Chains and chicks.

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- That's more like it!
- Yeah.

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Sluts are cool.

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Hey Beavis, have you
ever drank a beer?

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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah? Where'd you get it?

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This, like, guy gave it to me.

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You haven't drink
a beer, lying wuss.

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I should, like, join this band.

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Yeah, these chicks
would talk to us.

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They talk to me.

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They might tell you to get
your sorry-ass out of there.

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Yeah, Rock N' Roll is cool.

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Whoa!

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Beavis and Butt-Head,
you lived long and fruitful lives.

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Now, what would you say is
your crowning achievement.

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We saw naked people.

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Yeah.

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Life is cool.

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- These guys seem pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

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If I was, like, old enough to drink
and I was in a bar and I saw these guys,

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I'd sit down next to 'em and say,
"Hey, how's it goin', man?"

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Yeah! And then
they'd kick your ass.

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Shut up, Butt-Head,
I could take these guys.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Yeah, right.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.

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Whoa. I could be wrong,
but I think I saw a naked chick.

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Really?
You mean on the TV?

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No, buttmunch!
In the TV.

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You mean, like, inside, like,
where the tubes are and stuff?

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What's your problem, Beavis?

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- Okay, look at the TV. You see those guys?
- Yeah, yeah.

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That's where I saw
the naked chick!

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But that's just a bunch of guys.

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- Dammit, Beavis! Are you stupid?
- Yeah.

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