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INCOGNITO

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Okay class, this might
take me a while to explain,

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but since every precious breath we breathe
comes via this reaction

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I think it's worthwhile that I show you
the process that produces photosynthesis.

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Of course, you will not be tested on this.

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- What's going on, Daria?
- This won't be on the test.

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What test?

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Hey Butt-Head, look.

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From the "crapeteria".

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Direct hit, tale gunner Beavis.

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Yeah, you try it.

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Sorry Earl.

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- Uh oh.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Yes!
- These guys are cool!

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This is a Def Jam. These guys are def.

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Whoa! You mean they can't hear?

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No Beavis!

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Hey Beavis, are you
"down with the king"?

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Are they talking about, like, Don King?

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No, dumbass,
he was talking about Burger King.

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Yeah.

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...and since kindergarten
I acquired the knowledge

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and after twelve grade I
went straight to college...

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- Whoa! College sucks!
- Yeah. I don't like knowledge either.

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- Earl sure was pissed.
- Yeah.

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Look Mickey, you got a choice.

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The gang knows
we picked you up.

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So, when you walk out the station
house they'll figure you talked.

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I say your life ain't worth a sorry sack
of skin holding it together.

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Yeah, what's my other choice?

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Enter the witness protection program.

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Testify and we'll change your identity,
your face, your name.

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You'll be a completely different person.

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Not even your own mother
would recognize you.

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- Hey Beavis,
- What?

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He said "Mother".

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Okay Mickey,
a new face, a new name.

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And those guys trying to rob you out
are never gonna find you.

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Hey Butt-Head, he'll never
know who we are.

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Shut up! My name is not Butt-Head anymore.

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Oh, yeah.
Right, Bung-Head.

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Let's go Crevice, and remember:

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We're not from here.

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This is gonna be cool.

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- Andrews?
- Here.

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Beavis? Butt-Head?

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Hey guys, why
aren't you answering?

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Why would we answer?

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Yeah, you did not call our names.

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Guys, I clearly said
"Beavis and Butt-Head".

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We're not them.

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I'm Bung-Head, he's Crevice.

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We are extra strange students.

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Oh, exchange students, huh?
And where are you boys from?

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Somewhere else.

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Yeah.

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Well then,
bienvenue a mi cuarto del claso.

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"That's welcome to my classroom"
in two languages.

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Maybe you speak one of them.

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Okay class, today I'll finish that
diagram of the photosynthetic process.

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Nice try, Beaver and Butt-plug.

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I hope that shot
didn't come from in here.

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Earl, that shot didn't come from
your gun by any chance, did it?

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Nice try, chump.
I didn't shoot.

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Look, no powder burns.
Run a ballistic check, I'm clean.

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He was aiming at us.

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He didn't fire.
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

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- Yeah.
- Now Earl, is brandishing a weapon

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any way to welcome visiting scholars
from distant shores?

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I don't think so.

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There's the kid!

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Hey punk!
You shooting at me?

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Yeah! Megadeth!

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Hey Beavis, this guy talks like you.

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No way Butt-Head!
He doesn't talk like me.

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He sort of talks like you. He just doesn't
sound as much like a wuss as you do.

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Shut up, Butt-Head!

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- What's that dude doing back there?
- That's Dave Mustaine.

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No way Beavis, that's Dave Mustaine
up in front.

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No way Butt-Head!
Dave Mustaine sings better than that.

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Yeah.

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- That's like a Dave Mustaine look-alike.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Whoa! Jelly!
- Yeah, can I have some?

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I prefer the green stuff.
Cherry sucks.

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Yeah, but Butt-Head,
that can be strawberry.

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Strawberry cool.

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Kick him! Kick him!

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That's pretty cool.

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Was this guy raised by wolves?

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Yeah! Wolves are cool.

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If you were raised by wolves, you
could like, go take a leak in the forest.

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And it's like, it's
like, take a dump too.

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And then you could like,
kill sheep and stuff.

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You can take a dump in the woods even
if you weren't raised by wolves, Beavis.

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You shooting at me, punk?

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Mr. Van Driessen don't like people firing
at him when he diagraming photosynthesis.

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- Earl, you don't like Mondays, huh?
- I don't like any day.

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Well, I guess he won't be
disrupting this class anymore.

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Not running away from
warning shots he won't.

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What a wuss.

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Okay, come on class,
back to your seats.

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Earl.

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Oh, man.

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Now, you can get it back
at the end of the term.

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The safety, Earl,
put on the safety.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Van Driessen.

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Sorry.

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Thanks for the alibi earlier.
You could've set me up.

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I will let you live.

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Cool!

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Hey Earl, it was us, Beavis and
Butt-Head the whole time.

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Yeah, we were inburrito.

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I met a good man...

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- Quit pointing that stick at me!
- Yeah, he's just trying to show off.

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- Who are these guys?
- Yeah.

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Where is that fat guy?

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I don't know.

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This is pretty cool.

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They rock! They rock!

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Whoa! If I had my driver's license
I'd, like, run over some lightbulbs.

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Yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head, you know, we
should do, like, in the meantime,

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we should go get some lightbulbs
and stuff, and stomp on them!

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Yeah! That's a good idea, Beavis!

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Yeah, thanks.

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