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..far from being a dangerous man-eater

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She is in reality a vegetarian..

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dining exclusively on
the sweet fresh cloves of

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That fish just ate his butt.

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Yeah. Fish are cool.

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Yeah.

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- Hey, Beavis.
- What?

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Let's go fishing.

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You mean like for fish and stuff?

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Yeah.

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- I'm there, dude.
- Cool.

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- Hey, Butthead? 
- Huh?

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Don't we need like an
ocean or something?

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Oh, yeah.. I forgot.

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Hey, Beavis! Couch-fishing!

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Yeah! Couch-fishing!

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Hey, Beavis.

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Have you ever like
gone to a public pool..

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and then like gone underwater
and looked at people's butts?

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Yeah, that's cool.
I do that all the time.

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- This is wuss music!
- Yeah.

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These guys are pretty cool, but this lead
singer looks like Patrick Swayze and he like..

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Shut up, Beavis!
These guys are cool.

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Yeah, chicks.
That's more like it.

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Hey, Beavis.
You think she's naked?

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Yeah.
He's gonna touch her.

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- You find any couch bait yet?
- Yeah, I think so.

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Cool. It's some old pizza.

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That's cool.

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Hey, Butthead. Where'd
you get the fishing rod?

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Anderson's tool shed.

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Did you see his tool in there?

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No. Just his rod.

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Hey, shut up. I got something.

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Woah.

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- Killer racoon fish.
- Yeah.

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My turn. Get some bait.

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Woah. I found your old walkman.

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Looks like it's broken.

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Yeah, coz you sat on it, lardbutt.

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Oh, yeah.

43
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That was cool.

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Wow.
A Zener diode!

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- Woah, sounds like a big one, dude.
- Yeah.

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Hey, cut it out, you
guys. This really hurts.

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- C'mon. Stop it already.
- Steward fish.

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Bring him in slow. We
don't want him to get away.

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- Yeah.
- Guys?

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Hey, Butthead. I think i
found some more couch bait.

51
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Woah.

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I heard you get a wicked head
rush if you breathe prune box air.

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Dumbass.

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You fartknocker.

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My heavens, a perfectly good box
of prunes discarded on the sidewalk

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probably by some poor, naive youngster

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too young to appreciate the
subtle delights of nature's prune.

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Prune suck

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Yeah and they look like turds.

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Oh my.. 
Oh my goodness.

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Oh, no. Not another elderly woman flying
down the street. Will they never learn?

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Oh, my, I seem to have fallen down.

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Sorry about that.

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Yeah. It won't happen again.

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Hello? What happened to my spectacles?

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Uhhh.. your testicles?

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I don't want to be a party
pooper or anything, but..

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don't you think this couch-fishing
thing is kind of irresponsible?

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Yeah. You wanna try it?

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- Really? I can hang with you guys?
- I guess.

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kind of

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Wow, this is cool.

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Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I gotta do things
and it doesn't work out the way I wanted.

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Shut up, Beavis.

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Yeah, yeah.

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"Hey, Beavis. We've been
having a lot of problems."

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Shut up, Beavis.

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Yeah, but it's just that

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I all get frustrated and I start like
kicking stuff and burning things.

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Settle down, Beavis.

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-I feel your pain.
- Yeah, me too.

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This dude is under a lot of stress

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People say "hey, Beavis. maybe we
should talk about it, you'll feel better"

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I say "just leave me alone
and I'll figure it out by myself"

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and they keep saying "Beavis,
Beavis" and I like don't know what to do.

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C'mon, shut up, Beavis.

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About once a year they play something
cool and you have to talk through it.

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Oh, yeah. This is cool.

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This is great, guys. Maybe we
could hang out together from now on.

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Hey, I don't get it.
What's so funny?

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So, doing a little couch-fishing,
are we?

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- As if I couldn't have guessed.
- But..

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Just drop the rod. I'm
placing you under arrest.

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It's like we tried to stop him, officer.

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Yeah, but we couldn't. He hit us and stuff.

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Yeah and he tried to bite Beavis's butt.

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Well, I'm sure you did your best, boys.

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Now in the future just make
sure to keep all fishing rods..

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safely out of the hands
of juvenile delinquents.

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You got it, dude.

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Alright, you punk. Let's
get you down to the station.

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- No, stop! My dad will sue.
- Shut up, you punk.

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Heavens me, has anybody seen my spectacles?

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- Is this The Black Crows?
- Yeah.

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Wait a minute. This
isn't Black Crows.

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- This is cool.
- Yeah.

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These guys are cool.

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Hey, Beavis. Who are these guys?

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Uhh.. I think it just went on a
tour with Anthrax and White Zombie

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Oh, yeah.

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- This is cool.
- Yeah.

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