..far from being a dangerous man-eater
She is in reality a vegetarian..
dining exclusively on the sweet fresh cloves of
That fish just ate his butt.
Yeah. Fish are cool.
Yeah.
- Hey, Beavis. - What?
Let's go fishing.
You mean like for fish and stuff?
Yeah.
- I'm there, dude. - Cool.
- Hey, Butthead? - Huh?
Don't we need like an ocean or something?
Oh, yeah.. I forgot.
Hey, Beavis! Couch-fishing!
Yeah! Couch-fishing!
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Hey, Beavis.
Have you ever like gone to a public pool..
and then like gone underwater and looked at people's butts?
Yeah, that's cool. I do that all the time.
- This is wuss music! - Yeah.
These guys are pretty cool, but this lead singer looks like Patrick Swayze and he like..
Shut up, Beavis! These guys are cool.
Yeah, chicks. That's more like it.
Hey, Beavis. You think she's naked?
Yeah. He's gonna touch her.
- You find any couch bait yet? - Yeah, I think so.
Cool. It's some old pizza.
That's cool.
Hey, Butthead. Where'd you get the fishing rod?
Anderson's tool shed.
Did you see his tool in there?
No. Just his rod.
Hey, shut up. I got something.
Woah.
- Killer racoon fish. - Yeah.
My turn. Get some bait.
Woah. I found your old walkman.
Looks like it's broken.
Yeah, coz you sat on it, lardbutt.
Oh, yeah.
That was cool.
Wow. A Zener diode!
- Woah, sounds like a big one, dude. - Yeah.
Hey, cut it out, you guys. This really hurts.
- C'mon. Stop it already. - Steward fish.
Bring him in slow. We don't want him to get away.
- Yeah. - Guys?
Hey, Butthead. I think i found some more couch bait.
Woah.
I heard you get a wicked head rush if you breathe prune box air.
Dumbass.
You fartknocker.
My heavens, a perfectly good box of prunes discarded on the sidewalk
probably by some poor, naive youngster
too young to appreciate the subtle delights of nature's prune.
Prune suck
Yeah and they look like turds.
Oh my.. Oh my goodness.
Oh, no. Not another elderly woman flying down the street. Will they never learn?
Oh, my, I seem to have fallen down.
Sorry about that.
Yeah. It won't happen again.
Hello? What happened to my spectacles?
Uhhh.. your testicles?
I don't want to be a party pooper or anything, but..
don't you think this couch-fishing thing is kind of irresponsible?
Yeah. You wanna try it?
- Really? I can hang with you guys? - I guess.
kind of
Wow, this is cool.
Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I gotta do things and it doesn't work out the way I wanted.
Shut up, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah.
"Hey, Beavis. We've been having a lot of problems."
Shut up, Beavis.
Yeah, but it's just that
I all get frustrated and I start like kicking stuff and burning things.
Settle down, Beavis.
-I feel your pain. - Yeah, me too.
This dude is under a lot of stress
People say "hey, Beavis. maybe we should talk about it, you'll feel better"
I say "just leave me alone and I'll figure it out by myself"
and they keep saying "Beavis, Beavis" and I like don't know what to do.
C'mon, shut up, Beavis.
About once a year they play something cool and you have to talk through it.
Oh, yeah. This is cool.
This is great, guys. Maybe we could hang out together from now on.
Hey, I don't get it. What's so funny?
So, doing a little couch-fishing, are we?
- As if I couldn't have guessed. - But..
Just drop the rod. I'm placing you under arrest.
It's like we tried to stop him, officer.
Yeah, but we couldn't. He hit us and stuff.
Yeah and he tried to bite Beavis's butt.
Well, I'm sure you did your best, boys.
Now in the future just make sure to keep all fishing rods..
safely out of the hands of juvenile delinquents.
You got it, dude.
Alright, you punk. Let's get you down to the station.
- No, stop! My dad will sue. - Shut up, you punk.
Heavens me, has anybody seen my spectacles?
- Is this The Black Crows? - Yeah.
Wait a minute. This isn't Black Crows.
- This is cool. - Yeah.
These guys are cool.
Hey, Beavis. Who are these guys?
Uhh.. I think it just went on a tour with Anthrax and White Zombie
Oh, yeah.
- This is cool. - Yeah.
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