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Uhh.. of couse we cannot accept that.

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Everyone knows this country's
full name is Outer Mongolia.

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You dumbass.

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Of couse as always I
would to remind you to

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phrase your responses
in a form of the question.

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What are you? A dumbass?

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I'll take cars for 200.

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Consumer advocate Ralph
Nader called the sporty

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GM model introduced in
1959 unsafe at any speed.

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What is a Corvair?

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Correct. Tabitha, you control the board.

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You dumbass.

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I'll take health for 400, Alex.

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Whether you're healthy
or sick, doctors agree

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you need complete
one of these once a year.

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Uhh.. what's a shower?

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Dude, if you have to
ask, you'll never know.

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I think Love Connection's on channel 5.

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Okay, Tabitha. How
much are you willing to..

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I'll bet 10 000 dollars, Alex.

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Cool, the battery is leaking acid.

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That's not cool, dude.

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A new battery'll
cost 2 bucks at least.

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I don't know where we're
gonna get that kind of cash.

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Cool.

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This is pretty cool.

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Hey, Butthead. Check it out.

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You're screwing it up, assmunch.

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That's not how it goes.

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I didn't screw it up.

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You just don't
know how to groove, whiteboy.

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Beavis, don't make me smack you again.

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Oh, yeah.

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Woah!

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their face is all like.. gold.

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It's like a movie 'Goldfinger',
where they cover that chick in gold.

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Yeah.

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That was cool.

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and at the end of the movie,
007 takes that tatoo dude

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and puts him in a suitcase
and strings him up on a pole.

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Yeah.

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And you said pole.

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These guys rock.

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Yeah and their hair is cool.

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Yeah.

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Did I mention that this was cool?

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Yeah, this kicks butt.

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Hey, Beavis. Next car that comes
down the street

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you run in front of it, pretend to get hit

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and act like you hurt
your liver or something.

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Yeah, cool.

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What for, dude?

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I'll say I'm like your lawyer

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and I'll tell the driver to like
pay us off so we don't sue.

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We could make 10 bucks.

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We're there, dude.

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Woah, check it out.

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These are some cool wheels.

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I bet if we like had this kind
of car, we could you know..

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..drive girls around in it.

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Cool.

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What for, dude?

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Uhh..

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I don't know..

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You know, I bet whoever owns this car is
loaded, dude. Yeah, loaded with money.

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Like the car? It's my pride and joy. 
A 1959 Corvair.

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Wow.

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Yes, sir. I've sunk my
entire nestake into that car.

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I had to pull my kids out of school to
pay for the upkeep, but it was worth it.

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Cool.

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I've got an idea. Maybe you
kids like to wash it for me, huh?

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- I'll pay you 5 dollars.
- We're there, dude.

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Don't forget the detailing, boys.

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I'm going out for a jog..
be back in an hour.

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Woah, maybe we should.. dry it off now.

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No way.

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I mean dry it off by driving it.
The keys are in the car, dude.

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Cool.

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Driving sucks.

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Cool, dude. 
We're burning up the road.

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Let's find a deer crossing.

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We're there, dude.

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Yellow light, Butthead. 
Step on the gas.

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Red light, dude. Hit the brake.

86
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Woah!

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Did you cut the cheese?

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Asswipe.

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Cool.

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I'll do the talking, dude.

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What a dork.

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What the hell?

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*untelligible*

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Yeah.

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Ahh, my liver, my liver, my liver.

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Lower down, dude.

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Oh.. yeah.
My liver, my liver!

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No!

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Check this out.

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What a wuss.

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- Is that Bridget Fonda?
- Yeah.

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Fonda ain't got a motor
in the back of her Honda.

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My anaconda don't want
none unless it's got buns, hun.

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- I'm a cowboy.
- Yeah.

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BABY, I WANT YOU..

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..LIKE THE ROSES WANT THE RAIN.

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"Like the roses want the rain"? 
That's stupid.

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Hey, Butthead. 
Remember when these guys were cool?

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Uhhh.. no?

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You probably liked these guys.

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Wuss..

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Shut up, Butthead, I hate these guys.

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I was thinking of like.. somebody else.

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the psychic friends network

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for answers to all your questions
about money, romance or your career.

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And if you call 
right now

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we'll include the seventh porcelain
figurine goldilocks at no extra charge.

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One thing to remember 
when braising turnips

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is not to let them overcook.

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- I hate to think of such a delicious
vegetable being spoiled...

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Cool, dude. 
This beats driving.

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Uh, baby.

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Do that thing you do.

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- This chick is hot. 
- Yeah.

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I'd like her music a lot better though if
she like didn't wear as much clothes.

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Yeah, If she was like.. completely naked
I might go out and buy the album.

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She's got one of those ribbons that all
the rockstars wear when they get an award.

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Yeah, what are those things?

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They're like these
ribbons that they give you

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when you get one of those awards for
like being rich or something.

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Yeah, being rich is cool.

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If you're like rich, you can buy fast
cars and like houses and like ribbons.

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Yeah.

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