Uhh.. of couse we cannot accept that.
Everyone knows this country's full name is Outer Mongolia.
You dumbass.
Of couse as always I would to remind you to
phrase your responses in a form of the question.
What are you? A dumbass?
I'll take cars for 200.
Consumer advocate Ralph Nader called the sporty
GM model introduced in 1959 unsafe at any speed.
What is a Corvair?
Correct. Tabitha, you control the board.
You dumbass.
I'll take health for 400, Alex.
Whether you're healthy or sick, doctors agree
you need complete one of these once a year.
Uhh.. what's a shower?
Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never know.
I think Love Connection's on channel 5.
Okay, Tabitha. How much are you willing to..
I'll bet 10 000 dollars, Alex.
Cool, the battery is leaking acid.
That's not cool, dude.
A new battery'll cost 2 bucks at least.
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I don't know where we're gonna get that kind of cash.
Cool.
This is pretty cool.
Hey, Butthead. Check it out.
You're screwing it up, assmunch.
That's not how it goes.
I didn't screw it up.
You just don't know how to groove, whiteboy.
Beavis, don't make me smack you again.
Oh, yeah.
Woah!
their face is all like.. gold.
It's like a movie 'Goldfinger', where they cover that chick in gold.
Yeah.
That was cool.
and at the end of the movie, 007 takes that tatoo dude
and puts him in a suitcase and strings him up on a pole.
Yeah.
And you said pole.
These guys rock.
Yeah and their hair is cool.
Yeah.
Did I mention that this was cool?
Yeah, this kicks butt.
Hey, Beavis. Next car that comes down the street
you run in front of it, pretend to get hit
and act like you hurt your liver or something.
Yeah, cool.
What for, dude?
I'll say I'm like your lawyer
and I'll tell the driver to like pay us off so we don't sue.
We could make 10 bucks.
We're there, dude.
Woah, check it out.
These are some cool wheels.
I bet if we like had this kind of car, we could you know..
..drive girls around in it.
Cool.
What for, dude?
Uhh..
I don't know..
You know, I bet whoever owns this car is loaded, dude. Yeah, loaded with money.
Like the car? It's my pride and joy. A 1959 Corvair.
Wow.
Yes, sir. I've sunk my entire nestake into that car.
I had to pull my kids out of school to pay for the upkeep, but it was worth it.
Cool.
I've got an idea. Maybe you kids like to wash it for me, huh?
- I'll pay you 5 dollars. - We're there, dude.
Don't forget the detailing, boys.
I'm going out for a jog.. be back in an hour.
Woah, maybe we should.. dry it off now.
No way.
I mean dry it off by driving it. The keys are in the car, dude.
Cool.
Driving sucks.
Cool, dude. We're burning up the road.
Let's find a deer crossing.
We're there, dude.
Yellow light, Butthead. Step on the gas.
Red light, dude. Hit the brake.
Woah!
Did you cut the cheese?
Asswipe.
Cool.
I'll do the talking, dude.
What a dork.
What the hell?
*untelligible*
Yeah.
Ahh, my liver, my liver, my liver.
Lower down, dude.
Oh.. yeah. My liver, my liver!
No!
Check this out.
What a wuss.
- Is that Bridget Fonda? - Yeah.
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.
My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hun.
- I'm a cowboy. - Yeah.
BABY, I WANT YOU..
..LIKE THE ROSES WANT THE RAIN.
"Like the roses want the rain"? That's stupid.
Hey, Butthead. Remember when these guys were cool?
Uhhh.. no?
You probably liked these guys.
Wuss..
Shut up, Butthead, I hate these guys.
I was thinking of like.. somebody else.
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One thing to remember when braising turnips
is not to let them overcook.
- I hate to think of such a delicious vegetable being spoiled...
Cool, dude. This beats driving.
Uh, baby.
Do that thing you do.
- This chick is hot. - Yeah.
I'd like her music a lot better though if she like didn't wear as much clothes.
Yeah, If she was like.. completely naked I might go out and buy the album.
She's got one of those ribbons that all the rockstars wear when they get an award.
Yeah, what are those things?
They're like these ribbons that they give you
when you get one of those awards for like being rich or something.
Yeah, being rich is cool.
If you're like rich, you can buy fast cars and like houses and like ribbons.
Yeah.
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