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FRIDAY
NIGHT

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Welcome back to "This Old House'.

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To finish off the bathroom
Sue is gonna filling the tile with ground.

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No more ground Bob.
I'm getting a divorce.

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To get a divorce
I went so see Dave our lawyer.

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How are you doing Dave?

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- You ready?
- Yeah!

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Tonight is the night!

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- Hey Butt-Head, you got your rain coat?
- Yeah.

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Ribbed.
For her pleasure.

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Yeah, unscented.

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Friday night!

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- We're gonna score.
- Yeah.

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Rico.

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Suave.

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Rico.

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Suave.

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Wow.

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Ricoro, burritos, tacos.

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Rabbaddadda.

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Yeah,
guacamole.

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That was cool.

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Hey Butt-Head, what's
a gigolo?

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That's, like, one of
those really fat dudes

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Change it.

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Wow!

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- This sucks!
- Yeah.

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And it sucks, too.

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- That's what I said! Bumwipe.
- Oh, yeah.

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She should get naked

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Shut up, Beavis!
You're slobbering all over me!

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She's pretty friendly for a
chick with a mohawk.

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Yeah.
Chicks with mohawks are cool.

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- Does she want candy?
- Yeah.

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She wants a Baby Ruth
and some Starburst.

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- And some wacky wafers.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Check it out.

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Yeah.

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- It's still there.
- Yeah.

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Wow!
Check ahoy!

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Go get her.

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Chili-burger, huh?

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Did you score?

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Sort of

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I'm hungry.

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- Hey you gonna pay for that?
- I guess.

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- Yeah, you guess right
- Oh, yeah?

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What do I win?

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- Wow!
- Yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head, I get an stiffy.

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Yeah, me too.

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Friday night is cool.

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You! What's your name?

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Nevermind. Come here!

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I love you.

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You! Yeah, come here!

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I saw here first bunghole.

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Now listen, you just keep
quiet and play dumb.

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- What does that mean?
- Let's go!

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50 cents.

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Alright guys, what's in your clothes?

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- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Yeah.

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Hit it boys!

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- Hit what?
- Run!

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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- Whoa! That chick is naked!
- Yeah, yeah.

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- She has a flag on her face.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America,

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and to the Republican for
which it stands, invisible.

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Shut up, Beavis!
We're missing this video!

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- And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah.

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- This kicks butt!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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That drummer has lights
coming out of his butt.

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Yeah. Lights are cool!

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Especially when they
come out of your butt.

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- These guys must be, like, hallucinating.
- Yeah.

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Like back in the '60s, when you
like, see stuff that you don't believe.

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Yeah.

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I must be hallucinating now.

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I can't believe they're
playing something cool.

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Yeah.

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- Toys are cool.
- Yeah.

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- These guys rock!
- Yeah, yeah!

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They rock!

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This is cool.

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Well, I got go.
You boys did good.

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- Hey, take us with you.
- Yeah.

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We want you to be our women.

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Sorry, but I got important things to do.
Things you cant be part of.

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- Like what?
- Well, I got to get gas.

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Bye, biker lady.

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You think she does it?

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Yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head, I still got my condominium.
What would I do with it?

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Saturday night!

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This sucks!

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- This sucks!
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They suck.

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This is that group with George Michael,
and Kenny G

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- And Snow.
- Yeah.

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It's a super-suck-group!

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Hey, Beavis, you think if I sang like a
wuss, I could get some chicks?

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- Well, you look like a wuss...
- Shut up, Beavis!

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And you talk like a wuss...

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I'll kick your ass like a wuss
if you don't shut up!

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This is irritating.

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Is this that Madonna video where she
gets naked in front of that little kid?

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Yeah.

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- Hey that's not Madonna.
- Yeah.

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She kissed him where?

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Down there.

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Hey Beavis,

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have you ever had a
chick kiss you there?

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Where?

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Uh... anywhere.

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Yeah.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Liar.
- Shut up, Butt-head!

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That would be cool if girls just
did what you wanted them to.

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Yeah. Maybe we could make 'em, like,
come over and mow the lawn

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and do all your chores and stuff.

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Oh, yeah?

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How old are you, Beavis?

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- This video is complicated.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I like the boobs
and the butts and stuff, but

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it just seems like it needs some
accidents and some blood!

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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