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HEROES

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Tonight on "Cops".

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- Police! Move and you're dead!
- What?

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Whoa, guns are cool!

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Go for bust.
Tonight on "Cops".

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This here's Bob, down at
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".

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Come on down
and try one of our starter rifles.

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Hey dude, wake up.

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Whichever model you're after,

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the skeets are always flyin' down at
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".

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- Is that that guy from "Cheers"?
- Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.

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- Hey Butt-Head, check out his eyes.
- That's cool!

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I can do that.
Check this out.

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Yes!

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Whoa.

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This rules!

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Whoa.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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This video has bikini girls
and machine guns.

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Yeah, and you can see the cleavage.

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- Is this that Iggy Pop dude?
- No way.

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- This guy can kick Iggy Pop's ass.
- Yeah.

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Whoa, he's got a mike in his mouth.

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- If only all videos could be like this.
- Yeah.

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That would be cool.

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Hey there, welcome to
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".

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You boys eighteen?

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No.

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Let me start again.

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Hey there, you boys eighteen?

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No.

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Six hours later...

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Now, this is how it works:

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he yells "pull",
you pull the lever,

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then he shoots what
comes out, you got that?

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Hey Beavis, pull my lever.

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This is cool.

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Push!

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Pull!

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Pull!

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Pull!

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Hey, maybe shoot up.

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Yeah.

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Pull!

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...and we'll be getting up to about,
fifty thousand feet...

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If you look off to your left right now,

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you will see a shimmering
sea of trailer homes.

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Like the fact you...

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Whoa! You bagged the jumbo jet.

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Do I get to keep it?

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Whoa, cool!

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Oh my God! Someone's here!

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Thank God! Help us!
Help us!

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We're trapped in here!

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Please!
We have two pregnant women on board!

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- How did that happen?
- Yeah.

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Look on the door!
There's instructions!

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Please, help us get out!

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In... case... of...

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...pull... hand... l...

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That's hard.

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Hey Butt-Head, pull my finger!

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No way.

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Pull my leg!

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Please! Just help!
Send someone!

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Pull my lever!

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Is this Spinal Tap?

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Tap is cool.

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This isn't Spinal Tap.

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- This sucks!
- Yeah, this sucks!

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Where these guys get their clothes?

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They bought 'em at the
rock 'n roll store at the mall.

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Yeah.

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- Whoa, look at his face!
- Yeah.

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His face sucks!

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I think these guys played
at the state fair last year.

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Yeah.

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They won a blue ribbon
in the pig contest.

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Yeah.

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Because he's fat.

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- Shut up! Shut up!
- Yeah. Shut up!

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You suck!

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Stop! In the name of all
that which does not suck!

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He has morning wood.

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Morning wood is cool.

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Sometimes I get morning wood
in the late afternoon.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Cool!

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Settle down, Beavis.

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- Is that a dog?
- Yeah, dogs are cool.

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Whoa.
It's that dude, the Grim Rapper.

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Yeah. That's that dude with
that curved knife.

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Whenever you see that dude
it means you're, like, gonna die.

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Hey Butt-Head, does that
mean we're gonna die?

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Yeah.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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This is gonna be cool!

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The mystery of downed flight 404
has been solved today.

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Survivors of the plane,
which disappeared last Wednesday,

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say that two young men,

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pictured in this police sketch, taunted
crew and passengers with hope of rescue.

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But left the crash site when they
were distracted by their own flatulence.

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- Hey, move over!
- President Clinton was quoted as saying:

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"This is a sad commentary
on the youth of America.

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When the preoccupation with flatulence
takes precedence over human life".

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Hey Butt-Head.
Does this suck?

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- It's loud, that's pretty cool.
- Yeah.

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It's loud.

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Whoa, is that Sean Penn?

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Who is he?

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He is that dude who had
sexual intercourse with Madonna.

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Oh yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the
same last name as you.

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Yeah.
Head.

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Butt-Head!

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- Butt-Head!
- Butt-Head!

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- Butt-Head!
- Butt-Head!

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Butt-Head!

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That was cool.

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