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YOGURT'S
COOL

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Nation's finest yogurt.

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So smooth, so silky, so and tender.

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You wish it could last forever.

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But sooner or later
you lose control.

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Wow I'm getting a boner.

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I'm getting a stiffy.

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If you don't love it,
your money back.

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Nation's finest.

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We're waiting for you to come.

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At a scattered last mall and over 
5000 of other locations,

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in the greater track in the area.

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Money back offer on
participating on the locations.

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We need yoghurt.

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Yeah, yogurt's cool.

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Wow, it's hammer time!

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"You can't touch this"

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Can't touch this.

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Touch this.

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I can touch this.

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I can't watch this.

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Wow!

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- This is stupid.
- Yeah.

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And it sucks too.

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Look at these special effects.

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These special effects suck.

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- You have to spit when you talk Beavis?
- Yeah.

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I always try to hock
a loogie when I talk.

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- You just spit in my eye, assmunch!
- Yeah! Yeah!

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- Is this Pat Nebatar?
- Yeah.

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She's that chick that had
sexual intercourse with Don Henley.

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Yeah.

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- "Goodbye to glue".
- Yeah.

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"Goodbye to po-oooo!"

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- "Goodbye to poo."
- Yeah.

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Call now! For live
1 on 1 conversations.

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Yeah.

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Share you intimate thoughts.

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1.95$ per minute.

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Must be 18 or older.

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Hey Beavis, if we had a 1.95$,

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we could call and share our
intimate thoughts.

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We could tell her that she sucks.

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Is this chicks name is T'Pau?

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Yeah.
That's spanish for "This sucks".

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Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed how
this video, like, sucks.

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Yeah.

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The more things change,
the more they suck.

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Stephanie Lou,
you got costumers!

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Welcome to nation's finest we put the
"y" in yoghurt! Why?

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Because this is good for you.
Can I help you?

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I don't know, can you?

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You boys want something or you just
looking to get thrown out of the place?

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I want yoghurt.

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Well, than give the little lady
hear your order and we'll all be happy.

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- May I help you?
- We want yoghurt.

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Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry,
banana, colada,

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or one of our premium
boutique flavours?

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Cone or cup?

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Small, medium, large or inflation flyter

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Natural or enhanced topping?
Syrup or sauce?

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- We want what that the chick on TV had.
- Yeah.

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Smooth and silky.

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That would be cool.

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3$

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Tastes like puke!

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This sucks!

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- Something wrong here, boys?
- Yeah.

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- It's your yogurt, sir.
- Yeah.

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Something died in it.

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Well, I'm real sorry to hear that.

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Why you don't you two boys 
go out and give it a decent bury,

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before I'll break your heads together?

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- We want our money back, assswipe!
- Yeah.

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Like on the commercial.

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You want your money back,
you're little peckerwoods?

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That's a damn shame!

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WE ARE NOT
A PARTICIPATING LOCATION

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Sorry, boys, next time try a topping.

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It drowns up the taste.
Now, shove off!

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I said move it!

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Taste like paint.

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Cool!

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- She rocks.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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- She wants me.
- Yeah! Yeah!

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Cool! I'm gonna get
some clothes like that.

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Me too.
These guys get all the chicks.

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Yeah.
This band is cool.

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How come these
guys were never on TV?

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- They should play this video all day long.
- Yeah.

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Shut up Beavis, you ruining it!

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Wow!

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- "Herman Munster" is cool.
- Yeah.

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He rocks.

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...fill into the stupidest people, well...

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No, no, you light
the cigarette first.

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Than it takes a long time
and then it blows up.

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- You boys..
- That's cool.

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You guys like to blow up things up,
right?

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Destruction that kind of thing?

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- Yeah, that's cool.
- Yeah.

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Okay, well, how would
we make you demolitions experts?

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Engineering degree, College, no

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Ah, here we go, the army.

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Let's see...
Can you boys count to 4?

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- Do you each have at least 7 teeth?
- Yeah.

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Do either of you have
metal plates in your skull?

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We're both metalheads.

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- Why is he shutting his ears?
- Yeah.

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He has an exciting

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He said "this".

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- Yeah, but you said "head".
- No, I didn't, bumwipe.

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- Wow, these guys are cool.
- Yeah.

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- This guy has a pretty good voice.
- Yeah, it's loud.

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- That's pretty cool.
- Yeah.

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- Hammers are cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I like to take hammers and break stuff,

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just break stuff.
Break it!

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Settle down Beavis. Don't
wet your pants.

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And when you're done breaking it
you smash it.

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You can smash it!
Yeah! Yeah!

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- Shut up Beavis, you slopping all over me.
- Yeah.

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- What's he doing?
- Yeah.

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- It's to damn fast.
- Yeah.

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They need to slow this down
so we can see everything.

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- Wow! Did you see that?
- Where?

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That women had a hand
on her... virginia.

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I don't see it!

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