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BABES R US

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- Buttcheeks!
- Yeah.

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You've heard of us, now, it's time
you feel the wrath, gentleman!

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Get you slimy bones
down here to "Babes R Us",

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for the most mighty and intoxicating,

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female mud head 
oil wrestling in the galaxy!

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- Wow, cool!
- Yeah.

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"Chuck E. Cheez" here
can't wait to see you...

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But the one questions
remains to be answered:

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are you man enough to take on the
most beautiful women in the world?

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Where are you dudes!?

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Wow! We got work to do. 
We gonna climb all over that, dude.

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Yeah.
All over it.

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I like chicks with leather jackets.

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Yeah, me too.

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Push what?

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Push it! Push it! Push it!

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What did they talking about, Beavis?

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Push what?

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- Push that little button on the remote.
- Yeah.

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Get off the phone, dude,
she wants it.

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He is gonna have some phone sex.

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Check it out Beavis.

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- He's gonna drive through headset.
- Yeah.

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- He must work at "Burger World".
- Yeah.

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I would like a quarter pounder,

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and 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts.

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Thank you, drive thru!

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- This guy gets all the chicks.
- Yeah.

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- This guy is cool.
- Yeah.

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- Is he talking about humpin' a hound?
- Yeah.

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That would be cool.

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It would?

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Wow!

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Got to get the chaps up before we gonna
drill those units down at "Babes R Us".

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna get ready by kicking
your butt all over this hole.

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- Butthole.
- Yeah.

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This is gonna be cool.

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Hey spank your own monkey all you want
but keep your hands off from mine!

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- You're dead.
- No way.

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Butthole!

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What do you guys doing?

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Diarrea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrea-cha-cha-cha!
Diarrea-cha-cha-cha!

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Get a life.

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What exactly do you call this?

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Were gonna be cool,
like the "American Gladiators"!

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Yeah.

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What's with the bikini tops?

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We're gonna get a real women
down at "Babes R Us"!

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Yeah.

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Oh, they gonna love you guys.

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That was cool.

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Now, for the last and
most intense move.

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- Cool! Hope you got that one down.
- Yeah.

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Dude, it is the most radical empire
to all that which is radical.

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Yeah.

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That's cool.

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Come on filling my...

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Come on!

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Good evening, I'm Telly.
How can I help you tonight?

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2 Please.

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How old are you fellas?

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- 15.
- Yeah.

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- I mean 27.
- Yeah.

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Not tonight, boys. Call me when you
get some pubes, m'kay?

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- Don't make me smack you.
- Yeah.

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Oh, Thor!

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Thor!

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- That was not cool.
- No.

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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Baaa, Baaa, Baaa".

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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

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Ladies and gentleman
the "Butthole surfers"!

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The "Butthole surfers"! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!

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These guys got their
name from me.

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No way!

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Really, these are "Butthole surfers",
your name is Butt-Head!

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Oh, yeah!

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Hey Butt-Head, you think
these guys getting chicks?

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Yeah.

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Damn, it's like... it's like...
the name of the band is "Butthole Surfers"

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and the chicks probably like that.

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Yeah, but they probably, like,
tell chicks they are in Mötley Crüe.

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Yeah, yeah. I bet that 
Vince Neil tells chicks that too.

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Come on, Thor! Don't make
me shove this thing up your butt.

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Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

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- That chick has small boobs.
- Yeah.

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You can tell even with that
black square on them.

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How many times do I have to say this?
I hate videos with words.

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Yeah.

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- If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
- Yeah.

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How come they put those black things
on all the girls' thingies?

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Yeah.

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That's sucks!

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- How come they don't show boobs?
- Yeah! yeah.

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Wow!

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- Girls.
- Yeah. Wow.

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- Wow these chicks rock!
- Yeah! Yeah!

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Is that Cindy Brady?

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Shut up Beavis!
These chicks are cool.

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Oh, yeah.

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Fire?

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Fire!... Fire!, Fire!
Yeah! Fire! Fire!

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Shut up, assmunch, she said "liar"

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Are you calling me a liar?

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No, I'm calling you a
waste of bumwipe!

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Hey Butt-head,
check it out.

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"You"!
...slut!

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Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!

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Fire? Fire! Fire!
Fire!...Fire!

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Liar!

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- Shut up!
- No way, Butt-Head.

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- Don't make me kick your ass again Beavis.
- Shut up Butt-head!

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Settle down Beavis!
We're missing this video.

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- And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh, yeah.

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