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FOR BETTER
OR VERSE

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She has fallen on hard times.

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But Meredith Baxter Birney
is a woman with a mission.

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Three missions: Nurse.

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Walk, dammit!
Walk!

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Vigilante.

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Stay away from my kid
or your ass is mine!

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- Seductress.
- Dinner's on.

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Meredith Baxter Birney
"One woman's burden".

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Saturday on the Time
Of Your Life network.

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This sucks.
Change the channel, dude.

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- Check this out.
- Yeah.

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Olivia Newton-John sucks.

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That's not Olivia Neutered-John.

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That's that rich chick
from 9-0-...2..6..1.

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Oh, yeah. Donna.

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That's not Donna.
Donna's a slut.

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- This is Kelly.
- No way, dude.

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Donna is not a slut.
She is the virgin, Kelly is the slut.

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- Does she look like a slut to you Beavis?
- Yeah.

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That's why it's Donna.

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Yeah, but you just said
Donna is not a slut.

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Oh yeah.
That must be Kelly.

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Whoa.

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- Hey Beavis.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Check it out... it... it's...

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Which one is Ozzy?

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That's him in the Members Only jacket.

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- No way, that's Ozzy's son.
- Yeah.

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- Ozzy's older than that
- Yeah, Ozzy is an old fart.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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- This is cool.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Whoa.

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Hey Butt-Head,
are these guys from Seattle?

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No, ass munch, they are American.

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Oh yeah.

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Whoa, that's that Paul
Shaffer dude on the wall.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head,
Ozzy bit off the head of a cow once.

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Yeah, that was cool.
Milk poured out of its neck.

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No, dude.
You light it first.

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No, no. Light it first,
then spray.

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Yeah light it first, then spray.

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That was cool.

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Okay class.

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Can I have your attention please?

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Okay class.

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Today we're going to explore
the world of haiku.

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We're gonna explore the
world of getting high?

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Cool!

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No Butt-Head, not "high cool".

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But the ancient Japanese
spare haunting poetry called haiku.

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Haiku is a three line poem.

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The first and last line
are five syllables.

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The middle line is seven syllables.

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A syllable, of course, is one sound.

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"Butt-Head" is two syllables.

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Butt and Head.

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So, now that you know that, Butt-Head,

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why don't you compose
a haiku for the class.

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Okay, come on, Butt-Head.

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- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Don't be scared.

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You're blocking.

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Come on Butt-Head, five syllables,
seven syllables, five syllables.

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It's easy. Make your haiku
about something you know.

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What you did yesterday, for instance.

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Now, your first line
is five syllables. Come on.

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That was cool.

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Okay, next line - seven syllables.

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- When we killed that frog.
- Okay.

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And the last line - five syllables.

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It won't croak again.

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Okay.

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"That was cool huh huh".

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"When we killed that frog huh huh".

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It won't croak again.

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Okay. Your turn, Beavis.

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Okay, Beavis.

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"Huh huh huh huh huh".

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"Huh huh huh m
huh huh huh m."

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"Huh huh m uh huh."

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Okay, great work guys. You both
get A's for this exercise.

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- I like fire.
- Yeah.

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Fire!

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

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What?

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- Huh?
- Yeah.

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What?

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- The boogedy-woogedy-googedy.
- Yeah.

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Connected to the what bone?

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Connected to the butt bone.

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Cool!
I like explosions.

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- Yeah, me too.
- These guys are cool.

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Yeah.

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Never can start this
career councelling too early.

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Okay, here is the files.

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Oh, whoa, there are people
in the bottom percentile...

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Now, this teacher's note says
you should be poets.

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- And go to the Liberal Arts college.
- That was cool when the cyborg...

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- Now, what do teachers know...
- made himself self look like...

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You boys ever read
Huxley's "Brave New World"?

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... kicked ass.

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- Yeah.
- No, I guess not.

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- Well, Huxley thought that...
- Veltor is cool.

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- humans could be...
- The defenders of Daytron City

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could kick his ass any day.

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...fulfilling to the stupidest
people, hmm well.

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Yes!

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- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

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- Let's rock!
- Yeah.

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- How come these guys are never on TV?
- Yeah.

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- They are cool.
- Yeah.

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It's about time they
played something cool.

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- These guys have cool haircuts.
- Yeah.

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I'm gonna get dreadlocks like that.

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First you, like, roll up your hair,
and then you take a stick,

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an... an...
and take, like, some glue.

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Shut up, dumbass!
I'm trying to listen.

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These guys rock!

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Yeah.

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Fishbones are cool!

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- They should play these guys all the time.
- Yeah.

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