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LAWN &
GARDEN

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Have you been injured in an
accident and was not your fault?

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Then you need the tough
smart lawyer Joe Edler.

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Joe Edler can help you with...

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And when I was in the hospital
they even sent flowers.

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Have you been injured?

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- Have you been injured?
- Have you been injured?

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Than call the injury hotline:
1-400-Bad-Back.

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Check this out.

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- Injury hotline.
- Hello.

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- Can I help you?
- Ah, yes.

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- I've been injured.
- You have?

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Yeah, I have a big crack
in my butt.

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That was cool.

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Whoa.

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This is disgusting.

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- Look at his eyebrows.
- Yeah, his eyebrows suck.

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Whoa.

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I'm being hypnotized.

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Yeah, me too.

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I'm gonna vomit.

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He's stuck in a crack.

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- Whoa, that guitar is cool.
- Yeah.

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It's shaped like one
of those thingies.

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Yeah. Like that tattoo
on your mom's butt.

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No, that one is on her shoulder.
She's got a battleship on her butt.

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Oh yeah.

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And remember "I'm not only the Hair
Club president. I'm also a member".

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You said "member".

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That was cool.

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Sing, fat boy, sing.

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Paradise sucks.

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Yeah.

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Now I want you boys to prune
both of these trees up front here, and I...

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Hey, you boys look familiar.

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Aren't you the ones that ran off
with my riding mower last week?

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No.

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You the ones that
painted my cat's butt?

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No.

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Well, the cops will get 'em.

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Luckily, I've got
homeowners insurance.

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You've got what?

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Homeowners insurance.

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Now, have you boys done
any pruning before?

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Yeah.

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You know, back when I was your age,
I'd work fourteen hours a day pruning trees

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and still have time to come home
and mow the lawn.

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I'll be back in a while
to see how you're doing.

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Remember, it ain't what you cut,
it's what you don't cut.

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What a dork.

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Yeah.

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Boy, oh boy.

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What I wouldn't give
for five minutes alone

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with those little bastards
that took my mower.

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Hey Butt-Head,

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you think a man
will ever land on Uranus?

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Maybe on your anus.

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What are y'all doing?
Chokin' your chicken?

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Come on, let's get to prunin'.

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What are we supposed to do again?

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I forgot.

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Oh yeah, I think were supposed to,
like, cut off the branches.

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All of them?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Cool.

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Hey, since we gotta cut off
all the branches,

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let's just cut it right down here.

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Yeah. Then we'll get
them all at once.

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You're pretty smart, Butt-Head.

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Yeah.

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Maybe he'll pay us extra.

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Yeah, that would be cool.

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Whoa.
That was cool.

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Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass.

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Pruning is cool.

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Yeah.

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Let's go prune some power lines.

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"Welcome to the jungle, baby,
You're gonna die".

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We're gonna have
to charge you extra, sir.

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Yeah.

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We pruned the house, too.

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That was cool.

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Warm it up, Kris.

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Yeah.
Warm it up, Kris.

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Warmer.
Fire.

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How do those guys pee with their
pants on backwards?

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Hey Butt-Head, which
one is Kross?

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Kross is the Mac Daddy.
And Kris is the Daddy Mac.

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Who do you think would win in a fight
between Daddy Mac and the Mac Daddy?

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I don't know.

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But they could both
kick Axl's ass.

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Yeah. That would be cool,
if Axl got his ass kicked

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by a couple of twelve year olds.

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Hey Butt-Head,
what we're we born to do?

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This court is now in session.

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I know you've been sworn, sir,
and I have read your complaint.

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It's my turn to be
the judge, ass wipe.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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This court is now in session.

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How do you please,
to these charges of...

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Trespassing.

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Oh, yeah.

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Trespassing.

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And buzzing around
and getting in my face and stuff.

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How do you please,
to these charges against you?

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The defense rests.

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Shut up!

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Okay.

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I hereby sentence the defendant
to death by...

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Death by...

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Saw off its tweeter.

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- Breaking the law, breaking the law.
- Breaking the law, breaking the law.

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- Breaking the law, breaking the law.
- Breaking the law, breaking the law.

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That was cool.

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Humpty kicks ass.

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Yeah, Humpty rules.

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"The name is Humpty,
pronounced with a Umpty".

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"Rappers in the top ten
please allow me to bump thee".

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Hey Beavis, I heard this
guy really doesn't have a nose.

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He got in some accident.

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No way Butt-Head, that's
just a plastic noise.

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I know, that's because he had
plastic surgery.

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Whoa.

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Yeah, yeah.

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"Do the Humpty Hump".
"Do the Humpty Hump".

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"The Humpty Dance is your
chance to do the Hump".

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