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AT
THE MOVIES

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With their crudely fashioned
stone tools,

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keen hunting skills and
incredible survival savvy,

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the indigenous peoples of the
South American rainforest

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have survived for centuries
in dignity and peace.

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Virtually untouched by the
hand of modern man.

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Whoa! Topless
tribeswomen.

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Those are flat.

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Yeah, but they're still cool.

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Today the biggest threat to
these noble people

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comes from the
encroachment of civilization.

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And the rape of the rain forest
known as clear cutting.

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Cool.

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Timber!

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Yeah.

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Black cowboys are cool.

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Kool Moe Dee.

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Whoa.

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These guys kick ass.

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- Snow is cool.
- Yeah.

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- Whoa, these guys twirl.
- Yeah.

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Is this, like, the Village People?

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- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".

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- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".

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The wild wild wuss.

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Whoa,
she's almost naked.

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That's cool.

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Fire! Fire! Fire!

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Check it out, it's
Pussy Galore.

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Is that that chick from that
movie about that guy

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with those numbers?

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Yeah, he's got two zeros
in his number,

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so that he can kill people.

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- That's cool.
- Yeah.

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James Bong.

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You said "bong".

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They said "bong".

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Check it out,
a toilet.

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Yeah, yeah
M-80 it.

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We should have a toilet installed
right in front of the TV.

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That would be cool.

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We could put a uriner
right next to the TV.

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Yeah, that sucks when
you have to take a leak.

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That you got to, like,
leave the room.

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Yeah, we could just take
a leak right here.

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They don't have enough
toilets in videos.

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Yeah.

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They need more
toilets in video.

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- That would be cool.
- Yeah.

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Like, more of
those uriners.

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Yeah,
those are cool.

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Here I sit,

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broken hearted, paid a dime
and only farted.

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That's cool.

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Hey, check this out.

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For a good time
call Beavis's mom.

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- 5-5...
- Yeah, what it says here,

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for a great time call
Butt-Head's dad.

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Gross.

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- Come here, dude.
- You ready?

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- Aha, this is gonna be cool.
- Yeah.

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Okay, on three.

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One-two-three.

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Whoa, that looks cool.

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Hey Vern.

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Excuse me, boys.

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Y'all wouldn't know anything
about a couple of kids

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blowing up the men's room crapper

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with a quarter stick of dynamite

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then stealing half the snack bar's

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candy in the commotion now, would ya?

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Looks like we here at Bubba's
night time discount

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security are gonna have to teach
you boys a thing or two

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about respecting other
people's property.

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But let me tell
you something.

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This here is gonna
hurt me

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a whole crapload less
than it's gonna hurt you.

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My foot!

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Cool.

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Check it out,
toes.

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Cool.

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Look.

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This little piggy went
to market.

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This little piggy
stayed home.

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This little piggy
had roast beef.

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And this little piggy shot
a big-ass hole through his foot.

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You're a genius,
Butt-Head.

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Yes!

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- This kicks ass!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom".
- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom".

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"Boom Shalock Lock Boom".

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"Breaker, breaker,
here comes the gaper".

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Hey,
these guys are white.

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Yeah.

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Danny Bonaduce.

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Yeah, that's that
dude from "The Family".

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No way, that's that dude
in "The Kids In The Block".

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- No, that was Donnie Wahlberg.
- Oh yeah.

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That dude is a wuss.

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Yeah.

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- Hey Beavis, are you Irish?
- Yeah.

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"Boom Shalock Lock Boom".

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- These dudes are scary.
- Yeah.

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- That chick has a beer belly.
- Yeah.

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I like chubby chicks.

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Hey, check it out, it's
that chick from "Star Wars".

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Yeah,
princess Lay Me.

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What's this video about?

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It's about drama
club chicks.

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Yeah, I got a part for 'em.

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Is this, like, one of those
college videos?

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Yeah,
college sucks.

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Hey Vern, lookee here.
There's a sign that says so.

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"Donut entry"?

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I sure could go for a
double jelly

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glazed fudge cruller, if
you know what I mean.

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Help me.

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Help me, please.
Help me.

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He's naked.

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Don't forget to
scrub your wiener.

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- Butt, boobs.
- Yeah.

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I like when chicks wear shirts
that are so tight you can see their boobs.

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That's cool.

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Check it out.

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Look at those thingies.

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Ooh, Baby.
Come to Butt-Head.

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Phil Rudd is cool.

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He's better than that old fart
they got now.

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Shut up fartknocker, that
guy they got now is cool.

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Yeah, but Phil Rudd
kicks ass.

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AC/DC rules.

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Kick ass.

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Ooh, baby.

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