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WAY DOWN
MEXICO WAY

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"Pass the Old El Grasso,

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taste the old South West".

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- Pass the Old El Grasso.
- Pass the Old El Crasso.

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- Passion of the West.
- Hey Beavis.

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Pass the Old El Crasso.

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Change it, dude.

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Hey guys! Welcome back
to Video Wonderland.

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This guy is a choad smoker.

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They all are.

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And here is a classic that you definitely
won't hear on Mexican radio.

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Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio".

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- It's a message, dude.
- A sign from our master.

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I like when those bull's horns
tear open a guy's stomach.

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- And you can see his guts.
- Yeah.

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One day in school, when
I was, like, paying attention,

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they were teaching us about how cows
have four separate butts.

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They can, like, digest their
food in each butt.

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And they spit it up.
And they, like, chew their crud.

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That would be cool
if we had, like, four butts.

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- I mean, like, four butts each.
- Yeah.

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Than we would have, like,
seven butts all together.

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That would be cool.

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Yes!
These guys rock!

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That would be cool,

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if that guy jumped off the stage
and nobody caught him.

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And he smashed his
head on the floor.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And then his...
then his head would crack open.

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And there'd be, like, blood
everywhere and brains.

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That would be cool.

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Yeah, what if somebody started slipping
around on his blood and brains.

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And then he cracked his head open.

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And then everybody was slipping
around on blood.

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Yeah, cracking their heads open.

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That's like that movie.

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Where that guy was riding in that
car and his, like, head exploded.

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But it was all out of focus.

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That sucks.

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Hey Beavis, there's
too many dudes in this video.

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Yeah, there's no chicks
in sweaty t-shirts.

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Let's see if we can get
scrambled porno flicks on UHF.

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That would be cool.

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Thanks for taking us
to Mexico, Dave.

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This ride ain't free, boys.

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Remember, I got
business down there.

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And you are part
of the management team.

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This is cool.

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Yeah.

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You boys ever been
to Mexico before?

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Well, ain't no law down there.
It's every man for himself.

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They take no prisoners.

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Well, actually they take a few.
And they torture 'em.

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Cool.

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Yeah, they don't care what you do.

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Until you cross 'em.

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It's a whole different world
down there.

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We can buy fireworks, right? Like,
M-80's and stuff?

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Fireworks, guns, white
slaves, endangered species.

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Hell, they got everything
down there.

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Did he say fireworks?

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We're almost there.

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Cool.

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Okay we'll meet back
here in five hours.

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Hey gringo! Hey gringo, I kick your ass.

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Let's go get some M-80's.

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Cool.

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Fireworks?

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Fireworks?

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M-80's?

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Firecrackers?

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Fireworks?

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These people are stupid.

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Yeah.

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Two tacos.

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One.

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- He wants a buck.
- Why didn't he say so?

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Here, doggy.
Here, boy.

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Here you go.

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- Here, doggy.
- Go for it.

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Pass the Old El Paso.

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Cool.

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- Water.
- Water.

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We have excellent water here in Mexico!

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Is this foreign?

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Yeah.

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Check it out, Beavis.

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She's got money
on her head.

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Yeah,
money is cool.

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She's gonna take all
that money on her head.

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And go play video games.

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On her horse.

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- Yeah. Is this Paula Habdula?
- Yeah.

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Is this video about Jesus?

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Yeah, Christ is cool.

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- Yes!
- Cool!

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Yeah!

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Chains and chicks.

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- That's more like it!
- Yeah.

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Sluts are cool.

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Hey Beavis, have you ever
drank a beer?

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- Yeah
- Oh yeah? Where'd you get it?

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This, like, guy gave it to me.

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You haven't drank a beer.
Lying wuss.

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I should, like, join this band.

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Yeah, these chicks
would talk to us.

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They'd talk to me.

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Then they'd tell you to get
your sorry ass out of there.

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Yeah, rock n' roll is cool.

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Whoa!

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- Hey Butt-Head?
- Yeah?

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Cool, dude.

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Check this out.

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Mexico is cool.

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She wants something.

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Is that Dianne Reeves?

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Yeah.

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Depeche Mode is French
for "we're wussies".

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Yeah.

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Don't feel me, dude.

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You can see parts
of her thingies.

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"This is the morning
of our love".

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Yes! Yes!

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No! No!
Show the chick.

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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

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- No! No! No!
- No! No! No!

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This sucks!

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He's looking at you, Beavis.

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He wants you.

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No way.

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Tattoos are pretty cool.

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For a wussy.

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We can't leave Mexico
without fireworks, dude.

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- Check it out.
- Cool.

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That game was cool.

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Rico.

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Suave.

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Rico.

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Suave.

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Whoa.

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Rottoro, burritos, tacos.

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Rabbaddadda.

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Yeah,
guacamole.

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That was cool.

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Hey Butt-Head, what's
a gigolo?

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That's, like, one of
those really fat dudes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Change it.

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If I got a
hat like that.

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I could be a lead singer.

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I would be cool.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is stupid.

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Yeah,
I like the fire,

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but they need some
chicks in tight shorts.

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Then it would be cool.

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Yeah, with close-ups on their butt.

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Yeah.

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Yes!

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It's about time
they play something cool.

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Yeah.

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This guy kicks ass.

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- This guy looks like Jesus.
- Yeah.

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Christ is cool.

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Whoa, Seattle kicks ass.

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Yeah. Is everybody
in Seattle cool?

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Yeah, if you go to Seattle
anybody you see is cool.

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- We should go, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.

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That's that dude from
the Spin Doctors.

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He jams with
Soundgarden sometimes.

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Stop! Hey, gringo!

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Come on, get in!

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Stop! Stop! Gringo! Gringo!
Hey, gringo!

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Now it's time for you guys
to earn your keep.

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Look in the glovebox.

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Oh, no! Dave is gonna
boof us.

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Time to fill 'em, boys.

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I can't fill that.

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With these, dork!

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Pills, cool!

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All this stuff is legal
in Mexico,

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and it's cheap too if
you know the right people.

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Border's coming up. Better swallow
those rubbers, boys.

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Make sure you
tie 'em a couple of times.

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It's a rough ride
through the digestive tract.

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Cool!

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You boys did remember
to tie up those condoms,

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before you swallowed
them, right?

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You boys got
some identification?

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ID?
You got ID?

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No.

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Get out of the car.
All of you.

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So, you thought you'd
come down to Mexico,

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and pick up a
couple of immigrants, huh?

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Smuggle some illegals in, huh?
Is that your game?

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These guys live in my
town. They're Americans.

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What's the capital of Texas, son? Huh?

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I said, what's the
capital of Texas?

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It's Austin, man.

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Let him go.

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- What?
- They are obviously Americans.

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Mexicans know the
capital of Texas.

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Mexicans would care that they're
being interrogated by the border patrol.

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Those two are as American
as they come.

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Butthole.

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No way.

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God bless America.

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Yes!

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This kicks-ass.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Brian Johnson looks
like he's taking a dump.

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Yeah, he's constipated, 'cause he is old.

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Hey Beavis, you think we're on,
like, a highway to hell?

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Yeah.

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These guys dress cool.

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Yeah, they always
wear the same thing.

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Yeah.

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Hey, we always
wear the same thing.

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Yeah.

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I had this shirt
on for six months.

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Yeah, I had this
shirt on for seven months.

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That was cool.

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What if you lit one of
these in Dave's butt?

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That would be cool.

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Peckerwood.

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I can't believe he made
us walk back from the border.

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Mexico sucks.

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Whoa.
Special defects.

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Hey, that's that dude that
works down at Boot Warehouse.

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No way, that dude
works at Leadership Dodge.

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On Central, half
of mile north of Walnut.

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Hey, that was a wipe.

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Yeah,
an asswipe.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Hey Butt-Head,
I heard these guys are bilingual.

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Yeah, these guys are
all sexual perverts.

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That dude in the back,
he's got two linguals.

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