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I think that teenagers do
care about the future.

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And I think this could be the best
generation this country's ever seen...

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Let's go up behind Walmart
and shoot some turds.

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We're are out of BB's.

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Let's go over to Stewart's house
and light one in his cat's butt.

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We're out of M-80's.

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- Let's burn something.
- We're out of kerosene.

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- Got anymore glue?
- We're all out, dude.

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We're out of cash too.

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We need to invest in our youth,
through new education programs,

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better schools, drug enforcement...

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I don't like stuff that sucks.

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Yeah.

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... can go to college if they want to
and if they...

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What is this?

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This is crap.

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Art sucks.

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Whoa. Hey, that's that guy
from that country in the news.

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Yeah, that's him.

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- This video needs more blood.
- Yeah.

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- Is that the president?
- Yeah.

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This is like the ending
of that Rocky Four movie.

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No way asswipe, that
didn't look like Mr. T.

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No dude, you're
thinking of Rocky Three.

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No, Mr. T was in Rocky Four.

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No, dumbass, Rocky Four was where he
kicked ass on that dude from that country.

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No, dude, that was Rocky Two.

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Which is the one where he
takes a knife and kills all those dudes?

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- That was cool.
- Yeah, that was... Rocky Six.

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Yeah,
Rocky Six was the best one.

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Have you seen that movie Rocky "V"?

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Yeah, it's not as cool
as Rocky Five, though.

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This video has a message.

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Yeah, the message is: change it.

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He's dressed up like
that dude on the dollar.

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"You got what I need."

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"But you say he's just a friend."

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I'm pretty cool.

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"Ooh baby, you".

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"Got what I need".

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"Amadeus Markie".

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What?

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Hey Beavis, I'm gonna get me one of
those gold chains to put around my neck.

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- Me too.
- I would look pretty cool, huh?

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Now, you'll only be painting the trim,

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and if l see so much as a drop of paint
anywhere's else,

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you'll clean it up
and it'll come out of your pay.

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I don't wanna see a whole lot
of brush strokes and bubbles, neither.

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You know,
back when l was in the service,

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they'd throw a fella in the brig
for messing up a paint job.

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Now, I'll be back in a while
to see how you're doing.

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-This sucks.
-Yeah.

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- Check it out, Butt-Head, paint thinner.
- Cool!

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No way, dude.

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- Bunghole!
- Peckerwood!

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Don't bogart it, dude.

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Paint his butt.

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That looks cool.

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Hey Butt-Head, check it out.

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Check this out.

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That looks cool.

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- Breaking the law! Breaking the law!

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Let's burn something.

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- Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
- Breaking the law! Breaking the law!

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Say, I forgot to tell you boys,

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there's some paint thinner over by the...

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What the...

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Lets take this thing over
to Stewart's house and mow stuff.

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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Cool!

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It's about time they
played something cool.

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Yeah.

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Whoa! Cool lawnmower.

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Yeah.

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- Yes!
- This guy is cool.

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- Hey Beavis, is that guy from Rastafaria?
- Yeah.

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Cool!

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- Whoa, skulls are cool.
- Yeah.

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Eyeballs are cool.

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Let's try taking our eyeballs out.

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That would be cool.

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- I'll go get the pliers.
- Yes! Yes!

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- Let's go mow Stewart's living room.
- Yeah.

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That was cool.

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One of them calls himself "Butthole".

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The other one's name is Joe, I think.

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And what did these boys look like?

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I believe they were oriental.

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Hey Beavis.

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We're pretty cool, huh?

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Yeah.

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She's pinching a loaf.

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That's disgusting.

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She's married to that short old guy.

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Yeah, that dude from Africa
that used to be in the Beatles.

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She said "deep".

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Deep.

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This chick is deep.

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What I am?

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- Didn't Popeye say that?
- Yeah.

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They ripped this off from Popeye.

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