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AT THE
SIDESHOW

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I think birth control is a
very important issue in a women's life...

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I'm looking at all the options and...

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One week only! The
Stench Brothers traveling carnival!

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Rides! Games!

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That's stupid.

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Fun for all!

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If you're dead.

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And the nastiest freaks
you'll ever see in this lifetime.

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Whoa, maybe they got one
of those dudes with two butts.

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Yeah, that would be cool.

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We're there dude.

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- Whoa, these chicks are pretty tough.
- Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool.

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Whoa, check it out.
Where is his penis?

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It's in his hand,
where it always is.

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These guys are pretty cool.

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- Even known they're 60.
- Yeah, that one guy is 69.

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- He looks like Vanilli.
- Yeah.

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- Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
- Yeah.

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- Just keep playing.
- Yeah.

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Everything is cool.

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- That sucked.
- Yeah, he should've waited longer.

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Yeah.

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- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Cool.

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- Airbags suck.
- Yeah.

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Step right up
and see the gorilla boy,

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- once an ordinary everyday teenager.
- This sucks.

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An honor roll football star...

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Come right in here, folks.
Come on. See the half and half woman-man.

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Born with two perfect and functioning
sets of gender organs.

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Folks, he is never lonely
on Saturday night.

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Check this out.

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Excuse me, sir.
Which way is the dude with two butts?

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Hey, get lost!

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That was cool.

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She tucks her legs behind her head
and walks on her hands.

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She twists and
turns like a human pretzel.

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Fellas, a public promenade is
no place to describe what else she does.

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But let me put it this way:

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the little lady bends north, south,

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east, west and all points in between.

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Born without a solid bone in her body,
she's the rubber band lady.

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- Whoa, that looks cool.
- I'm there, dude.

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- Whoa, cop a feel.
- Yeah.

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Dude, I'm pitching a tent.

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Thank you very much, folks.

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Step to the left.
Plenty of other attractions still open.

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Move it, folks.
Thank you, get out!

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- We can't leave, dude.
- Yeah, we gotta meet this chick.

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Come on in, boys.

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Now, why don't you boys tell
me what brings you back here?

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We wanna know how
you do that stuff.

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- I'm double-jointed, hon.
- Double-jointed?

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Come on, boys, I ain't got all night.
How do you want it?

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Want what?

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Come on sonny,
nobody is that stupid.

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Tell me what's your
pleasure and we'll negotiate.

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What do you like, boys?
What do you like?

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I like to blow up lizards.

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Yeah, I like to burn stuff.

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These rubes bothering you, Tiffany?

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- Whoa, it's that gorilla dude.
- Yeah.

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Their indecisiveness is
cutting into my work day.

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Look, this is your
lucky day, fellas. Capiche?

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You seen the act, the lady
does things with the body

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that you'll still dream about when you are
ninety five and can't hold your water.

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But she is short on patience and
don't like being joked around.

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So, you got a special trick
in mind, let's hear it, now!

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- What... yeah.
- Yeah... maybe.

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- That would be cool.
- That would be cool, yeah.

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Could you pick your
butt with your nose?

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Hey, where is Tito?

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Isn't that Jermaine dude?

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They are in a rubber.

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Yeah.

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This should've been the Super Bowl
half time show.

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- Yeah, that would've been cool.
- Yeah.

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They could've had everybody
get inside a big rubber.

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Hey Beavis, guess
where his hand's been.

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Yeah.

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Where's Tito?

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Tito!

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Tito is cool.

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Yeah, Tito rules.

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- He used to be in the Village People.
- Yeah.

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- This is torture. Change it.
- Yeah.

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This is a very gay tune.

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- Yeah, you mean, like, happy.
- Yeah.

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- Hey, it's Debby Gibson.
- Yeah.

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You're a man?

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- No way.
- He is not even a boy.

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He's Boy George.

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This video needs some,
like, car accidents.

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Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire.

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Then it would be cool.

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Hey Beavis, is this supposed
to be, like, in the future?

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Yeah,

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the future sucks.
Change it.

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I'm pretty cool Beavis,
but I can't change the future.

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Experience an unforgettable lesson in
Mother Nature's cruel sense of humour.

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I know you've seen Siamese twins,

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I know you've seen geeks
bite heads off chickens.

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But not since the collapse of

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South Korea's Mong Dynasty
in the year 467 BC

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has the world seen the rare and
terrifying combination

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of chicken-head-biting
Siamese twin geeks.

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- This costume sucks.
- Yeah.

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Watch it dude,
you're pulling my stitches.

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Sorry.

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Pass the ketchup, dude.

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- This reminds me of the "Love Boat".
- Yeah.

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Remember that time
Kristy McNichol was on?

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Yeah, her and Isaac did the wild thing.

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And then captain Stuby got her.

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- This video is confusing.
- Yeah. It's all, like, complicated.

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- This video is over my head.
- Yeah. It's under my butt.

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I don't like videos that suck.

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Yeah, me too.

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- What is this commercial for?
- This is that deodorant commercial.

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- Yeah, that's 'cause this guy stinks.
- Yeah, and he sucks too.

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Hey Butt-Head, isn't this dude

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- on some soap opera?
- Yeah.

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He is on "As The World Sucks".

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This video should have
a warning label.

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"Parental advisory:
what you're about to see sucks".

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Yeah, yeah. It sucks.

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Let's see if we can find a video
that, like, doesn't suck.

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That's pretty cool, Beavis. You
should be one of those synthesizers.

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Yeah, yeah... yeah.

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- Whoa, it's that Paul Shaffer dude.
- Yeah, smash him!

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Yes!
- Harder! Harder!

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Check it out, they punch the guy,
then they bring in the dancing chicks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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- Interrogation is cool.
- I didn't know you know these big words.

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I do when the words are cool.
Like "diarrhoea".

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And "asphyxiation".

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Yeah, and "seminiferous tubule".

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Whoa.

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- That was pretty cool, Beavis.
- Yeah.

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