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BEWARE OF THE BUTT

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Change it.

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Biological processes for $800.

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Part of the body responsible
for the creation and organization

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of the electronic impulses which,

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when processed, form the
basis of intelligence.

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What is the butt, Alex?

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Change it.

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Sure I'll share my mother's scarf.
But my mother's tampoon...

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No way!

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Change it.

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The face of evil,
the soul of terror,

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the body of a babe.
Fleshmonster!

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The bone chilling story
of a motorcycle riding,

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eye-gouging, brain eating
zombie sex kitten.

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Who just happens to be insane.

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Now playing at a crappy drive-in,

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or second rate multiplex near you.

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- Whoa! We're there dude.
- Yeah.

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I can't believe it, okay?

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My honeymoon night, okay?

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I will probably only have three or four
more of these in my whole entire lifetime.

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And you, you check me into that
dump your brother calls a motel!

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This is a big fat dude
with hairy shoulders.

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Yeah.

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That's cool.

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He's gonna buy some candy.

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Can I help you?

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Ooh! Breath mint.

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Our lips are so close.

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Not if you was the last immigrant
grocer on earth, honey!

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Son of a biscuit.
My ancestors spit on your haircut.

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Can you help me!?

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My doctor said I have
to take a laxative!

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Not in my store you don't!

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Look at all those big thingies.

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I like when you can see
the bottom of the thingies.

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That is cool.

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- Whoa.
- Give me a bottle of anything...

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and a glazed doughnut...

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- To go.
- This is boring.

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- Is this the Bangles?
- No, it's the Go-Go's.

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- These are like, "grudge" chicks.
- Yeah.

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Grubby chicks are cool.

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I'm gonna get
a ring in my nose.

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I had ringworm in my nose once.

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- It was pretty cool.
- Yeah, I remember.

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Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead.

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Yeah, that would be cool.

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DRIVE - IN
 TUCKER CL ASS ACT

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No, it's only three
dollars if you got a car.

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- Look.
- What?

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Look.

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Look, I'm stroking my wiener.

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Oh, man. Get a napkin, pud.

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Gym teacher's handkerchief.

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That's cool.

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Nothing in here.

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No.

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No.

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Bingo.

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If this van's a-rockin' don't
come a-knockin'.

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Whoa, Beavis, look.

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That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest,
wart-coveredest butt I've ever saw.

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Yeah,
his is pretty ugly too.

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You boys think you got a
problem with my butt!?

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I will kick your butts all
over this drive-in.

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This spawn of hell sucks.

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Yeah, he is not nearly
as scary as this butt.

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No way, I can't believe it.
All my sorority sisters are naked.

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And like, decapitated.

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Something's not right here.

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- Duh!
- Boy, she's stupid.

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I hope nothing, like, bad is
gonna happen to me.

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- I know, I'll take a shower.
- Yes!

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You boys ready to die?

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Buttwoman!

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Help!

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Help!

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This sucks.

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Yeah.

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You're screwing it up, dumbass.

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No way.
You screwed it up, bunghole.

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Shut up, Beavis.
You want me to kick your ass again?

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Hey Beavis,
you know what these guys call themselves?

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Helmet.

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Yeah,
helmet, yeah.

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- That drummer looks like a regular guy.
- Yeah.

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If you, like, saw these guys on the street,

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you wouldn't even know that they're cool.

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Yeah, they look like
normal guys, like us.

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- Faster.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Faster!
- Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!

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Faster! Faster! Faster!

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- Hey Beavis.
- What?

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- Your butt's weird looking.
- Shut up.

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Kinda looks like baloney.

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- Shut up, dude.
- With pimples on it.

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Hey Butt-Head, why are
you so interested in my butt?

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Have you heard that new Gwar album?

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These chicks look like guys.

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Yeah, that one's
not wearing a bra.

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Hey Butt-Head, I've heard that
these chicks grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.

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No way, ass wipe.

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- They're Elvis' kids.
- Oh yeah.

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I get the one on the left.

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You get the ugly one.

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All right, Gwar!

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Yeah,
Gwar is cool.

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Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!

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Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!

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- Gwar kicks ass.
- Yeah.

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Gwar!

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