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BURGER
WORLD

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Bones, I got an
injured crew man here,

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and you've got to do something.
You've got to do something!

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Captain, there's a limit
to what one man can do.

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Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc...

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Oh yeah. I'll get right on it.

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- Hey Beavis.
- What?

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- Beavis?
- What?

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Those guys better look out
for the Klingons near Uranus.

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Look, chicken sandwich.

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Cool.

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Dead mouse.

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Cool! Eat it, dude.

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You eat it.

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Let's go inside. I got an idea.

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Come on Butt-Head, change it! Quick!

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No way. Check out this wuss.

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- "It's the right kind of love".
- That was cool.

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Vanilla Ice sucks.

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Is this one of those
Levi's 501 commercials?

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Yeah, change it.

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Change it, Butt-Head!
Come on, Butt-Head, this sucks!

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Change it! This sucks!

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- Hey Butt-Head, she wants it.
- Yeah.

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And I'm gonna give it to her.

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Billy Gibbons has a long beard.

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You think he
has a long Johnson?

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Does he have a Don Johnson?

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Yeah,
 Don Johnson is married to that chick.

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Check it out, Butt-Head,
Al Bundy.

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Is that that dude that killed
all those people?

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No, peckerwood, that's the dude from
"All My Children".

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Whoa. The dude from
"All My Children" killed people?

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- No, that was the dude from "Rock".
- Oh, yeah.

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He is cool.

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Better change it, dude.
This video is telling a story.

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Yeah, stories suck.

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Hello?

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You know, back in Bataan
we could've fed 600 men

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in the time it's taking you ham-and-eggers
just to take my order.

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We'd have you boys
digging latrines.

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Hello?

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Look, now I'll talk slow,
so as you can understand me:

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Large fries, pie,
large coffee.

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Pronto.
Got me good, buddy?

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Y'all got that in there?

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Large fries, pie,
large coffee?

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Y'all got that in there?

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Large fries, pie,
large coffee!?

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Pull up to the...
Hello?

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Pull up to the window!

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Cook! Cook! Cook!

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Cook! Cook! Cook!

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Hey Beavis, I need, like, fries
and, like, a pie or something.

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Cool.

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- Cook! Cook! Cook!
- What? What?

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Check it out: mouse burger
and French flies!

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Extra crispy!

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You get bad service,
you gotta complain!

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Squeaky wheel gets the greasin'.

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That does it! I'm going
in and when I'm finished,

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they will be sorry this
old sailor was ever born!

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You wussy!

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Seymour Butts?
Anyone here Seymour Butts?

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That was cool.

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Excuse me, but y'all call
this a restaurant?

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I drive up to the window, order my
large fries, pie and large coffee,

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just like I do every Thursday afternoon,
before I go to the foot doctor.

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And I'm waiting up there tweny minutes!

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Hey, you look kinda familiar.

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You ain't the kids that spray painted
my dog last week, aren't you?

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That was other kids.

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Well, anyway, large fries,
pie, large coffee! Now!

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You got me, Bubba?

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I didn't order "Uuhhh".

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I ordered a large fries,
pie, large coffee!

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Now, get them out of the fryer
and cough 'em up!

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It's ready.

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Here, it's... it's free, I guess.

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Say, tell me something...

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That boy ain't right in the head,
is he?

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Nope.

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Now, don't get me wrong
or nothin', I think it's great

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that y'all hired the reject.

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Hell, keeps him off the street
and away from my place.

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Y'know what I mean?

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There you go, dude.

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Oh! Well, okay then, buddy.
I'll see you next week, then.

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By the way, you really ought to
trim the shrubs out here,

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and maybe run an edger up
here by the curb.

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I could just do it for you, boys, if you
don't have the proper equipment.

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Okay then. I'll see y'all later.

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He is gonna eat a fried mouse.

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And bugs.

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And he's coming back later.

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I know where there's a dead raccoon.

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- Yes!
- Cool!

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- Nipple rings are cool.
- Yeah, I'm gonna get one.

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- These guys kick ass.
- Yeah, they could kick our ass.

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- He said... he... he said...
- Yeah.

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What did he say?
It was cool.

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Yeah.

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Tattoos are cool.

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Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
One that is cool.

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You can have "I'm a wuss"
tattooed across your butt.

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Shut up, ass wipe!

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- Mosh.
- Yeah, mosh! Mosh!

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- He said ass.
- Oh yeah. Cool!

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You think those guys are
touching each others' butts?

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Yeah.

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Did you know when you eat rump roast,
you are eating a cow's butt?

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That's cool.

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Attention home owners!

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Pay attention, Beavis.

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Choad smoker.

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Bootsy!

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Bootsy kicks ass.

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This is cool.

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- That tattoo is cool.
- That's not a tattoo, dumbass.

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That's just one of those outfits,

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that's real tight, so you can
see her butt and her boobs.

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Whoa,
check it out, she's glowing.

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Like those dudes in that
"Close Encounters" movie.

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Yeah,
Choad encounters of the turd kind.

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That movie was stupid.

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Bootsy!
He is from outer space.

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This is giving me a headache.

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