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SCIENTIFIC STUFF

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And that was the first time
a teacher was shot into space.

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Cool.

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That was the most offensive
science report I've ever heard.

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How could you do such a thing?

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Beavis helped me.

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Yeah.

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Well, you boys will just have
to do another science project.

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- But we are out of the firecrackers.
- And this time I want

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you to work with Daria Morgendorffer.

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Our straight A student who won
a science award last year.

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But Mrs. Dickie.

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Beavis and Butt-Head

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are complete imbeciles!
- Yeah, she's right.

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No Daria, I'm sure this will be
a learning experience for all concerned.

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Oh no! We have to work with Diarrhea.

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That chick is really hung.

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That wasn't funny, dumbass.

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How come they didn't want that
dude back in Duran Duran?

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'Cause he sucks.

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This guy think he's, like, smart.

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- Yeah, college music sucks.
- Yeah.

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I think it's only cool
 if you, like, go to college.

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- This video is, like, complicated.
- Yeah, it's stupid.

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Whoa! Cult rules!

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Yeah, these guys kick ass.

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That would be cool if you could, like,
watch this video over and over again.

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Yeah, you could do that if you
have one of those... those... CPRs.

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Yeah, those things are cool.

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Tattoos are cool.

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Yeah. I wish I was born with a tattoo.

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That would be cool.

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No,dumbass, you aren't
born with them.

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You get them when
you join the Navy.

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Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
That would be cool.

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Yeah, you can have "I'm a wuss"
tattooed across your butt.

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Shut up, Butt-Head!
I'll kick your ass!

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- He's gonna poo on someone.
- Yeah, that would be cool.

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He's gonna poo.

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It's her.

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Hey Butt-Head.

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Hey Diarr... I mean Daria.

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You guys think of any
new science projects?

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Yeah, if pour salt you on a snail
a lot of scientific stuff happens.

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We could burn some ants.

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We can have Butt-Head sit on
a big glass jar and fart.

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What's scientific about that?

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Nothing 'till you light it.

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Where does a person learn
a skill like that?

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Everything I know,
I learned from my dad.

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Yeah, me too.

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Really?
You both have the same dad?

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We are not sure.
It's possible.

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I think I have an idea
for our science report.

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By changing the shape of my mouth,
I create different vibrators.

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Vibrations!

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Vibrations.

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That can be used to play a song.

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My uncle taught me this
trick, only he used a bat.

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Thank you.

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Here is something my dad taught me.

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If you, like, take three deep breaths
and then you blow on your thumb,

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sometimes you pass out.

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And so, we raise an age-old question.

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Idiocy: genetic
or environmental?

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I think our examples of
Beavis and Butt-Head indicate that both

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are contributing factors.

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I rest my case.

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Yes!
These guys are cool.

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Oh, man! This part sucks.

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Yeah, this song was cool 'till
they started getting all wimpy.

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For such a big muscular dude he
shares things like a wuss.

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Yeah.

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Rock! Rock, dude!

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Yes! It's about time they
stopped being wimpy.

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Whoa.

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Come to Butt-Head.

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Hey Beavis, would you let
her hock a loogie on you?

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Yeah, yeah.
That would be cool.

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Cool!

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You guys were great.

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I don't know anyone else willing to
make such fools of themselves.

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Hey Diarrhea.

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- Yeah?
- Do you, like, get periods?

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Butt-Head, why don't you
try this experiment?

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Analyse the friction caused by
digitally oscillating your wiener.

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That was cool.

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- Is this, like, satanic music?
- No way dude, it's not cool enough.

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If you play this backwards
it says "This sucks".

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Yeah.

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These guys are from, like,
Austria or something.

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Yeah, like that crocodile
dude, The Outback.

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You said "out back".

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Hey Butt-Head, check this out:
"A dingo took our baby".

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You said dingo.

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What if a dingo
bit off your dingle?

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That would be cool.

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No it wouldn't.

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That would suck.

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Hey Beavis, let's rock.

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I wish I had an
eye in my hand.

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That would be cool.

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Yeah, you could, like, reach around
doors and look inside at people.

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You said "reach around".

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I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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Yeah. They're cool.

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Whoa! Did you see that?

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- His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole".
- Yeah.

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"What is it?"

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"What is it?"

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Rain sucks.

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I wish this video had,
like, some explosions.

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- That would be cool.
- It does have some explosions.

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Fairies grant wishes.

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Shut up, ass wipe!

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