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GIVE BLOOD

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"When it comes to psycho killers,

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a little medschool is a terrible thing".

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Give me your pancreas.

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I'll be back for your spleen.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is

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"The Intern".
Starts Friday.

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- Whoa, that looks cool.
- Yeah.

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We could go,
 if we had some money.

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This sucks!

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- Look under her butt.
- Yeah.

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- That dude's fat.
- Yeah.

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She's gonna powder his butt.

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- Yeah.
- That looks cool.

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Whoa, that looks cool.

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This sucks! Let's watch something cool.

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Yes!

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"Don't wanna fall in the mud".

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"All I wanna do is sell my blood".

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What do you think they
 pay for, like, a gallon of blood?

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Just be cool, dude,
 don't take their first offer.

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How they, like, get it out, dude?

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They give you a big knife,
then you cut your hand and, like,

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bleed into a bucket.

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That's cool.

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They give you a big ol bottle
of Mad Dog 20/20 to drink first.

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"High Test".

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And then when you're done,
don't forget to stand up really fast.

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- If you are lucky, you'll pass out.
- Cool!

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Whoa, we're gonna be rich.

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- Help you, boys?
- We got blood.

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And a good thing too!

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Wanna buy some?

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Now let me see, is either
of you boys eighteen or older?

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No.

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Okay. Have you been screened
in the last twelve months

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for diseases of the
circulatory system?

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No.

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Okay, either of you boys
on any kind of medication?

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Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers.
That's what I say.

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Roll up your sleeves and sit down, boys.

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- Hey, what about the Mad Dog?
- Yeah, don't we get anything first?

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Yep, the enduring
thanks of the community.

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Okay. Now, soon as them
baggies are filled up, you'll be on your...

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Oh, shoot! I'll be back with
you boys in a minute.

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Blood drive.

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Tyler?
Where are you calling from?

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You can't just... Of course
I've said I'm mad.

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I beared your three children,
saved you through detox four times

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and you vanished for fifteen years.

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And after all that time you
call me at work?

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How bad you think I missed you?

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Well, guess again.

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You're the saddest excuse for a...

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Oh my gosh! I gotta go.

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Come over around nine, Tyler,
and wear that mesh undershirt.

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Well boys, I'm awful sorry.

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I feel like I left the house
with the tub running.

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Now, let's see. Appears
you fellas are giving up a little

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more than you bargained for.
Tell you what.

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Here is a Fig Newton for each of you.
Now, why don't y'all just forget

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about your blood donation for today,
since you're looking a little peaky.

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What say you two
going home and come back

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when you're feelin' a little better?
Thank you, boys!

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Ooh baby.

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That dude is pitching a tent.

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Change it.

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Kick-ass!

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Yeah. Kick-ass!

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Faster than a bullet.

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- Hey, I feel like killing myself.
- Yeah.

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I feel like killing you.

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They're guilty.

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See you in hell, Rob Halford.

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This dude is old.

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Mephisto's House of
Hot Tubs is a great place for a soak,

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a choke,

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or a poke.

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Bloodbath.

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You may not get clean, but
you'll never have to wash again.

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Starts Friday in a bad
neighbourhood theater near you.

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Bloodbath, that sounds cool.

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Cool.

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Cafeteria food.

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Cool snake.

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Frog Baseball!

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- Snakes are cool.
- Yeah.

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I like stuff that's cool.

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These guys are cool.

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Whoa!

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Cool!

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Grandpa Munster.

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Whoa!

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Yes!

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Whoa.
Kick-ass!

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Dave Mustaine rules!

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That was cool.

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Fire is cool.

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- This sucks, change it.
- No way, check out this chick.

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If you sat on her head,
would it scratch your butt?

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Yeah.

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This sucks, change it.

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Hey dude. Dude, dude, dude.

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Ooh baby.

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Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude.

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- Trick photography.
- Yeah.

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- Chainsaws are cool.
- Yeah.

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I like when they saw stuff.

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Did you see Scarface?

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That was cool.

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Yeah.

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When they take the chainsaw and saw
that dude's arms off.

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Yeah, that was cool.

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- These guys are cool.
- Yeah.

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