GIVE BLOOD
"When it comes to psycho killers,
a little medschool is a terrible thing".
Give me your pancreas.
I'll be back for your spleen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is
"The Intern". Starts Friday.
- Whoa, that looks cool. - Yeah.
We could go, if we had some money.
This sucks!
- Look under her butt. - Yeah.
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- That dude's fat. - Yeah.
She's gonna powder his butt.
- Yeah. - That looks cool.
Whoa, that looks cool.
This sucks! Let's watch something cool.
Yes!
"Don't wanna fall in the mud".
"All I wanna do is sell my blood".
What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
Just be cool, dude, don't take their first offer.
How they, like, get it out, dude?
They give you a big knife, then you cut your hand and, like,
bleed into a bucket.
That's cool.
They give you a big ol bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 to drink first.
"High Test".
And then when you're done, don't forget to stand up really fast.
- If you are lucky, you'll pass out. - Cool!
Whoa, we're gonna be rich.
- Help you, boys? - We got blood.
And a good thing too!
Wanna buy some?
Now let me see, is either of you boys eighteen or older?
No.
Okay. Have you been screened in the last twelve months
for diseases of the circulatory system?
No.
Okay, either of you boys on any kind of medication?
Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers. That's what I say.
Roll up your sleeves and sit down, boys.
- Hey, what about the Mad Dog? - Yeah, don't we get anything first?
Yep, the enduring thanks of the community.
Okay. Now, soon as them baggies are filled up, you'll be on your...
Oh, shoot! I'll be back with you boys in a minute.
Blood drive.
Tyler? Where are you calling from?
You can't just... Of course I've said I'm mad.
I beared your three children, saved you through detox four times
and you vanished for fifteen years.
And after all that time you call me at work?
How bad you think I missed you?
Well, guess again.
You're the saddest excuse for a...
Oh my gosh! I gotta go.
Come over around nine, Tyler, and wear that mesh undershirt.
Well boys, I'm awful sorry.
I feel like I left the house with the tub running.
Now, let's see. Appears you fellas are giving up a little
more than you bargained for. Tell you what.
Here is a Fig Newton for each of you. Now, why don't y'all just forget
about your blood donation for today, since you're looking a little peaky.
What say you two going home and come back
when you're feelin' a little better? Thank you, boys!
Ooh baby.
That dude is pitching a tent.
Change it.
Kick-ass!
Yeah. Kick-ass!
Faster than a bullet.
- Hey, I feel like killing myself. - Yeah.
I feel like killing you.
They're guilty.
See you in hell, Rob Halford.
This dude is old.
Mephisto's House of Hot Tubs is a great place for a soak,
a choke,
or a poke.
Bloodbath.
You may not get clean, but you'll never have to wash again.
Starts Friday in a bad neighbourhood theater near you.
Bloodbath, that sounds cool.
Cool.
Cafeteria food.
Cool snake.
Frog Baseball!
- Snakes are cool. - Yeah.
I like stuff that's cool.
These guys are cool.
Whoa!
Cool!
Grandpa Munster.
Whoa!
Yes!
Whoa. Kick-ass!
Dave Mustaine rules!
That was cool.
Fire is cool.
- This sucks, change it. - No way, check out this chick.
If you sat on her head, would it scratch your butt?
Yeah.
This sucks, change it.
Hey dude. Dude, dude, dude.
Ooh baby.
Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude.
- Trick photography. - Yeah.
- Chainsaws are cool. - Yeah.
I like when they saw stuff.
Did you see Scarface?
That was cool.
Yeah.
When they take the chainsaw and saw that dude's arms off.
Yeah, that was cool.
- These guys are cool. - Yeah.
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