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Attention, everyone, a
bomb was just found on a bus
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in downtown Brooklyn.
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PERALTA: Oh, my God, a bomb on a bus.
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It's a Speed? I get to work a Speed?
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That sentence is nonsensical.
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One can work with speed,
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but one certainly cannot work "a" speed.
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Speed is a movie.
I won't let you ruin this!
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BOYLE: You've never seen Speed, sir?
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Keanu Reeves, Sandy Bullock,
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Jeff Daniels at the height
of his sexual powers?
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Can we please just focus!
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The bomb could go off at any moment.
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Actually, it can't.
It's already been defused.
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Oh, well, there's still
a bomber on the loose.
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You can't ruin this!
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All right, tell me about the bus.
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Was it headed to the courthouse?
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It wasn't an MTA bus. It was that.
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A Marvelous Mrs. Maisel tour bus.
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No, you're not ruining this!
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Has anyone heard from the bomber?
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Has he made any demands?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Special Agent Feingold, FBI.
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This is our case.
You're not a part of it.
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Oh, man! You ruined it!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Agent Feingold, our guys
were on the scene first.
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We're not gonna let you take the case.
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Tell him, sir.
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We're letting you take the case.
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What? But I said that so cool!
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They're the feds. They have jurisdiction.
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Agent Feingold, call
me if you need anything.
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Sorry, guy, guess you're just gonna
have to let the big boys handle it.
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Please just let us help you.
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This is an all-hands-on-deck situation.
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I could be a good resource.
Here, watch this.
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-PERALTA: 'Sup, Officer Marzipan?
-OFFICER: Oh, hey.
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You're gonna want that kind of shorthand
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with Marzipan if you
want to catch this guy.
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We don't need all hands on deck.
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The bomb was rigged
with a chintzy $4 watch
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set to explode at 12 a.m.
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Midnight?
But there wouldn't be anybody on it.
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Yeah, the idiot clearly
meant to set it for noon.
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We're not dealing with a mastermind here.
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I'm sure there's prints
all over the place.
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I don't know, I've just got a
gut feeling there's more to this.
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Oh, a gut feeling?
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You know what your gut tells
you to do most of the time?
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Take a dump.
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And you just took a
big one all over yourself.
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Okay, well, I don't have
a comeback for that,
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so I'm just gonna go.
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Agent Feingold.
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Scully, it's our favorite time of year.
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Cagney and Lacey's
annual school candy drive!
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I took the liberty of duplicating
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your order from last year.
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Simply sign at the X,
and I'll get it placed for you.
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Oh, about that, I don't know
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if I'm gonna buy anything
from you this year.
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What?
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But we've been in business
together since pre-K.
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I know, but there's someone else.
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Someone else?
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It's not you. It's me.
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My taste in candy changed.
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Look, everyone goes through
rough patches, but we can't give up.
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You owe it to Cagney and Lacey.
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Please don't bring the kids into this.
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The kids are a part of it
whether you like it or not.
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Who are you buying from? Tell me, now!
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The other man… Is me.
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Nikolaj is selling candy this year, too.
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You're cheating on me with Boyle?
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Oh, there she is, my archnemesis.
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You're a cop, O'Sullivan.
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Shouldn't your archnemesis be a criminal?
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No.
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Okay, what do you want?
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Well, I came here to reach a truce
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with you over your pilot
program that persecutes
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the uniformed officers in my union.
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Its aim is to reduce
instances in which armed cops
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are needlessly
interacting with civilians.
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It could save lives and
restore trust with the community.
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That's persecution, plain and simple.
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But I don't want to fight with you.
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I'd rather be civilized and reach
some common ground over a drink.
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It's the middle of the day.
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Well, that's how business
gets done in the real world.
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Look, I'm not changing the pilot program.
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Okay, have it your way,
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but I got to say, you're
going to be sorry.
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Are you threatening me?
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No, I'm informing you
that I hold a lot of power,
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and unless you're
willing to play ball with me,
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I will wield said power against you.
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Again, not a threat,
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but go ahead and
change your mind, or else.
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All the best.
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So you lost a Speed. That sucks.
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At least you didn't have a
Sister Act taken from you.
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Bracco confessed.
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The undercover operation is over.
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But I just got a spot in the choir.
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Wait, is that the real
reason you left the force?
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-It didn't help.
-PERALTA: Right.
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Look, I don't care that I lost a Speed.
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I care that the FBI is not
taking the case seriously.
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They think the bomber is just some
idiot, but what if he's not an idiot?
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What if he wanted it
to go off at midnight?
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Oh, my God.
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He wanted it to go off at midnight.
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Why? Wouldn't it just be an
empty parking lot with nobody in it?
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Yeah, but there could be a target there,
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which he would try to hit again.
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There's gonna be a second
bomb, just like in Speed!
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[GASPS] I've got a Speed again!
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I thought you said you didn't
care about it being a Speed.
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Of course, I care about it being a Speed!
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That's all I care about! I've got to go!
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You owe me money for this.
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PERALTA: Good one, Rosa!
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[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
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-Hi.
-SANTIAGO: Hey.
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I just got home. Where are you?
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Sorry, I'm checking out the lot
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where the bus parks at night.
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Ugh, but Holt told you not to.
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He's gonna be pissed when he finds out.
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Not when I bust the bomber.
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Marzipan gave me the lot's address.
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He's actually helping me out
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because of our intimate shorthand.
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You know, Marzipan's kind of a bad dude.
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We're desperately trying to fire him.
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No, I did not know that!
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Why didn't anyone tell me that?
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Before I pretended
to be friends with him?
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-Well, lookie here.
-What?
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PERALTA: Guess what's next to the lot?
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An IRS building.
That has to be the target.
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Jake, you should call the feds.
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No, they won't even care.
I need more proof.
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I got to call you back. Hey.
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Hey. NYPD.
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Mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
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Wait, no, stop!
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Hey, there.
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BOYLE: Uh-oh, I know that strut.
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Little hip swing, playful butt bounce.
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Somebody made a collar!
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Not loving you talking
about my butt bounce,
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but, also, hell, yeah,
someone collared a big dog!
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Woof, woof!
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Peralta, you made an
arrest in the bus bombing?
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Yes, look, I know that
I was told to back off,
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but something just didn't sit right,
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so I went back up there,
and I caught the guy.
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He was snooping around.
Now, he's not talking yet…
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Because he didn't do it. What?
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The feds already solved the case.
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There were prints on the bomb,
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which led to a suspect
who confessed immediately.
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Well, why didn't anyone tell me that?
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'Cause they didn't have to
because it's not your case.
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So I arrested an innocent person?
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Yes.
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Oh…
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That's not okay.
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uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool.
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Are you saying cool or uncool?
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Uncool. It's just hard to
say it fast, but this is bad!
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Peralta, we need to talk.
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I know. You're not mad.
You're just disappointed.
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I'm actually both mad and disappointed.
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What? You can't be both! You're
either Mad Dad or Sad Dad, pick a lane.
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All right, look, I know that I brought
in the wrong guy, but I'm telling you,
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something doesn't add up, and for what
it's worth, I made sure he was let out
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as soon as I knew what was going on.
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He was in processing for ten hours,
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which made him late for
work, which meant he got fired.
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He's suing you and the
department for wrongful arrest.
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I'm gonna have to suspend you.
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[SIGHS] Okay, this is
really bad, and I'm sor…
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Stop talking. What's going on here?
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Were you about to say the "S" word?
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The "S" word? "Sorry"?
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Oh, good God, don't say it out loud, man!
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Why are you here, O'Sullivan?
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Peralta isn't even in
the patrolman's union.
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I'm here to protect Marzipan.
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He and Peralta worked very
closely together on this one.
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Seriously, Peralta? Marzipan?
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With all the open IA
investigations against him?
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I've met him, like, one time.
I don't even know his first name.
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His name is David. David Duke Marzipan.
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David Duke Marzipan?
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Hey, don't you go profiling him
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for what he changed his name to.
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You can't judge a book by its cover.
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You can if it's written by David Duke.
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Look, Peralta made a mistake…
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Holy crap, you didn't
use the "M" word, did you?
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No. Oh, thank God.
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Because the "M" word is just about the
worst thing you can say if you're a cop.
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Besides, the real point here is,
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what was the perp doing
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snooping around a bus lot at night?
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The victim cuts through that lot
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on his way home when it's open.
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And it was open because
Peralta picked the lock.
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What a bunch of bunk.
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Why'd the perp run away
unless he was guilty of something?
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Because he was understandably
scared of interacting with a cop.
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I see, well, that excuse hasn't worked
in the last 15 cases against Marzipan,
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and I don't think it'll work now.
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Fifteen?
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Peralta, I can make
all of this disappear.
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That's what the police union does.
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But you got to play ball with me, son.
What do you say?
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Sir, can I speak with
you in private, please?
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I just had an epiphany.
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That you're fallible and
you made an "M" word.
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Absolutely not.
This whole thing is a setup!
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♪ Oh, who could take a sunrise ♪
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♪ Sprinkle it with dew ♪ [LAUGHS]
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♪ Cover it in chocolate ♪
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♪ And a miracle or two? ♪
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♪ The candy man can ♪
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Wow, so you're just
gonna do your business
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all out in the open like
some common candy ho?
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You're just jealous.
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Boyle, where's my candy?
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What? The box is full of sand.
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Or maybe it's sugar.
[SPITS] Oh, it's not sugar.
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It's sand.
Is this some sort of sick joke?
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There was candy in there earlier.
Maybe it fell out?
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I don't want excuses, bitch!
I want my candy!
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The vending machine is broken,
and you're my only snack source.
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He doesn't have to be.
I still have your purchase order.
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You. You did this.
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Please, I would never
do something that childish,
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and you would know that if you
weren't a big, stinky dumb-dumb
248
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who smelled like butts.
249
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Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.
250
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The union set me up. Think about it.
251
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O'Sullivan told Amy if she
didn't drop her pilot program,
252
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"she'd be sorry," and now suddenly,
253
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I'm being threatened with suspension?
254
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Sure, but he threatened her, not you.
255
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We're married. We're a team.
256
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Really? What about when I wanted
to run a half marathon together
257
00:08:57,634 --> 00:08:59,184
and you told me to rot in hell?
258
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That was clearly a playful joke.
259
00:09:01,138 --> 00:09:02,263
So will you run the
half marathon with me?
260
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No, I would die!
261
00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:07,018
Look, O'Sullivan said he could make my
suspension go away if just "played ball."
262
00:09:07,102 --> 00:09:09,353
He's clearly trying to get me to
lean on you to kill your program.
263
00:09:09,437 --> 00:09:10,480
This doesn't sound like a setup.
264
00:09:10,564 --> 00:09:12,732
O'Sullivan didn't make
you arrest an innocent man.
265
00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,401
Or did he? Think about it.
266
00:09:14,609 --> 00:09:16,110
Marzipan, who I never liked, by the way,
267
00:09:16,194 --> 00:09:17,988
was the one who gave me
the address to the bus lot.
268
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I think he and O'Sullivan made sure
269
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there was a "suspect"
there for me to arrest.
270
00:09:21,492 --> 00:09:22,618
You think the victim was a plant?
271
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I didn't believe it either
until I checked the guy's file.
272
00:09:24,787 --> 00:09:26,387
Guess what he does for a living?
273
00:09:26,581 --> 00:09:28,249
Actor. Huh?
274
00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:30,209
Come on, sir, you hate actors!
275
00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:33,545
I don't hate actors. I hate colleges
that award diplomas for acting.
276
00:09:33,629 --> 00:09:35,506
I mean, I wouldn't
put it past O'Sullivan.
277
00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,508
He is desperate to
kill our reform program.
278
00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:39,218
True, he tried to blackmail me before.
279
00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:40,427
If you don't give me what I want,
280
00:09:40,511 --> 00:09:42,721
I will release proof that
you are a homosexual.
281
00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:44,765
I came out 30 years ago.
282
00:09:44,849 --> 00:09:45,949
Ah, you're impossible.
283
00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,519
So you agree it was a setup.
I have your unbridled support?
284
00:09:48,603 --> 00:09:50,395
My support is extremely bridled.
285
00:09:50,479 --> 00:09:52,523
You have circumstantial evidence at best.
286
00:09:52,607 --> 00:09:54,108
All right, then I guess
we just have to prove it.
287
00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:57,903
Absolutely not.
You can't investigate your accuser.
288
00:09:57,987 --> 00:09:58,987
It's retaliation.
289
00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:00,614
Which is why the investigation will focus
290
00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:03,576
only on O'Sullivan and be led
by someone from the outside.
291
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:07,206
A friend, a confidant, a… Diaz. Yes.
292
00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:09,958
Damn it, you kind of stepped
on the dramatic entrance
293
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,292
we had planned, and you threw off our…
294
00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:12,377
-Me.
-…timing.
295
00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:14,337
The point is Amy and Rosa
will head up the investigation
296
00:10:14,421 --> 00:10:15,463
and the entrance worked perfectly.
297
00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,465
Interesting, you two are sure
you want to be involved with this?
298
00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:20,260
Investigating O'Sullivan? Yeah, that
dude sucks. He tried to blackmail me.
299
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:22,011
If you don't stop harassing my officers,
300
00:10:22,095 --> 00:10:24,264
I will release proof
that you are bisexual.
301
00:10:24,348 --> 00:10:26,057
Already came out. Oh, come on.
302
00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:27,935
You can't blackmail anyone anymore.
303
00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:29,477
Okay, so here's the plan.
304
00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:31,479
O'Sullivan likes to do deals over drinks.
305
00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:33,481
So I invite him to Shaw's
and order us a couple beers.
306
00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:35,233
I nod along as he talks
307
00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:37,819
about how surprisingly cool his mom is.
Order more beers.
308
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,947
I also nod along as he talks
about how horrible his ex-wife is.
309
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:43,867
Order more beers.
I also nod along as he kind of implies
310
00:10:43,951 --> 00:10:45,501
he wishes his mom was his wife.
311
00:10:45,619 --> 00:10:47,789
Nobody spoons like my mom.
312
00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,124
But I'm not the only
one who's one listening.
313
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,333
O'Sullivan's a blowhard,
314
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,918
so he just needs a little push.
315
00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:55,171
Get him drunk enough,
eventually he'll just come out
316
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,380
and admit that he set Jake up.
317
00:10:56,464 --> 00:10:57,548
The plan is flawless.
318
00:10:58,007 --> 00:11:00,176
So there's one flaw with my plan.
319
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,136
O'Sullivan isn't even buzzed,
and you're totally hammered?
320
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,430
I'm so hammered!
321
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:08,642
Pizza delivery for Jake Peralta.
322
00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:09,727
Oh, that's me.
323
00:11:09,811 --> 00:11:12,271
I didn't order a pizza, though. Someone
must know I've been having a hard day.
324
00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,524
You've been served. What? Come on!
325
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:18,441
HITCHCOCK [ON TABLET]: Been
there, brother. What did you get served?
326
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,197
Oh, you.
I'm being sued for wrongful arrest.
327
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,490
No, I don't care about that.
I'm talking pizza toppings.
328
00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:25,367
The District Court
does a great pepperoni.
329
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,869
You know what?
Why are you even talking to me?
330
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,495
Scully's taking a nap.
What are you doing on there?
331
00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:31,290
I miss my old role in the Nine-Nine.
Hitchcock, the wise sage,
332
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:33,084
always helping people
through their troubles.
333
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:36,005
That was never your role.
Wait a minute. This address.
334
00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:37,923
The guy said he lived up by the bus lot
335
00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:39,799
and that's why he was cutting
through, but according to this,
336
00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,933
his address isn't anywhere near that lot.
337
00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:44,305
He lied. This is huge.
338
00:11:44,513 --> 00:11:45,863
I got to call Amy and Rosa.
339
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,225
And that is why Kristy and the Snobs
340
00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:50,352
is the best Baby-Sitters Club book ever.
341
00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:53,063
Hey, we should go fly-fishing sometimes.
342
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,690
That's never gonna happen. We need to
sober you up and get you back out there.
343
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,817
Coffee and carbs usually work,
so here's what we're gonna to do.
344
00:11:57,901 --> 00:12:01,613
Ow! Rosa! What about the carbs?
345
00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:03,949
That was a misdirection.
Carbs never work. Slapping's the only way.
346
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:05,242
Oh, I think it worked.
347
00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,202
And I just want to say, what makes
348
00:12:07,286 --> 00:12:09,955
Kristy and the Snobs
so good is the snobs.
349
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:11,706
Their names are Tiffany and Shannon,
350
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:14,084
and they laugh at Louie
even though he's going blind,
351
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,210
which is so sad.
352
00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:16,921
Okay, I'm calling Holt.
This is a failure.
353
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,965
No, wait, wait. I have an idea.
354
00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:20,091
Oh, I bet it's great.
355
00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,509
Okay, you know how guys like O'Sullivan,
356
00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:23,261
they think we all look the same, right?
357
00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,680
So you dress as Amy. You take my place.
358
00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:28,474
And, oh, my God!
Is nine-drink Amy a genius?
359
00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:30,893
That's never gonna work. You just
need to sober up and get back out there.
360
00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:32,177
Oh, you're on the floor.
361
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:36,983
What's going on here?
362
00:12:37,192 --> 00:12:39,360
Uh, nothing. Nothing?
363
00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:40,778
I distinctly remember you saying
364
00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:43,656
we were moving on to shots.
And yet you bring us more beers?
365
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,408
You got to do a better
job than that, Santiago.
366
00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:48,119
Right, right, I guess we'll
just have to shoot these, then.
367
00:12:48,203 --> 00:12:49,996
Yes, we will!
368
00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:51,748
♪ Sugar ♪ [VOCALIZING]
369
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,709
♪ Oh, Scully, Scully ♪
370
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,214
♪ You are my candy friend ♪
371
00:13:00,173 --> 00:13:02,218
Boring! No costume change much?
372
00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,136
What the heck? This isn't my order.
373
00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,429
What, did they give you sour straws
374
00:13:05,513 --> 00:13:07,014
instead of sour ropes?
I specifically said…
375
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:08,849
No, it's just apples.
376
00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:11,351
Terry, you sick son of a bitch.
377
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:13,020
I didn't do it! Boyle must have!
378
00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:14,146
I would never do that.
379
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,064
This is just what happens
when you order candy
380
00:13:16,148 --> 00:13:17,691
from a candy child and not a candy man.
381
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,777
I'll show you a candy man.
382
00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:23,405
Hey, what the hell?
383
00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:25,949
You picked the wrong guy
to get in an apple fight with.
384
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,075
Why is that?
385
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,243
Because I was MVP
386
00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,162
of my fast-pitch softball summer camp.
387
00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:33,290
Wow, I'm so scared… Oh!
388
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,209
-[BODY THUDS]
-Ow.
389
00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:36,460
PERALTA: There you are.
390
00:13:36,544 --> 00:13:37,711
I found proof that this was a setup.
391
00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:39,795
Look, the victim lied about his address.
392
00:13:39,964 --> 00:13:41,715
Zip! What's that?
393
00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:44,509
That's the sound of your bridle unzipping.
Unbridled support from earlier?
394
00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:45,803
You don't know what a bridle is, do you?
395
00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:47,055
I do not. We're getting sidetracked.
396
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,223
Once I realized he was lying,
I looked at his social media.
397
00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:52,519
He starts rehearsals for a rock
musical in Florida on Monday.
398
00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,354
That tracks.
Theater like that belongs in the swamps.
399
00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:55,813
Well, yeah, obviously, I can't disagree,
400
00:13:55,897 --> 00:13:57,357
but the point is we're
running out of time.
401
00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:58,524
I should tail him and figure out
402
00:13:58,608 --> 00:13:59,776
what he's up to before he skips town.
403
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,028
You'll do no such thing. We have a plan.
404
00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:04,864
Santiago and Diaz are with O'Sullivan.
They have it under control.
405
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:07,158
Are you sure? 'Cause I keep calling
them, and they're not answering.
406
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:09,786
Have faith in them.
They're professionals.
407
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,163
I'm so drunk. He's had 14 beers,
408
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,790
and he's not even slurring his words.
409
00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:17,126
Well, I feel better. I had some floor
pretzels. Let's switch places again.
410
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,712
Yes, two of us can
outdrink that son of a bitch.
411
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:22,465
Here's to you, Santiago.
All the best, bottoms up.
412
00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:23,884
Whoa, Nelly!
413
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,306
Here's to you.
414
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:33,853
How about it?
415
00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:39,400
Well, now, what the hell am I looking at?
416
00:14:39,484 --> 00:14:40,902
BOTH: Nothing.
417
00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:42,153
Oops.
418
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,488
You're drunk, and you're seeing double.
419
00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:47,116
Oh, give me a break.
You can't really think I'm that stupid.
420
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,635
I mean, we've been
switching places for the
421
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,202
last two hours, and
you didn't notice, so…
422
00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:52,955
That's 'cause I don't look at
women's eyes when I'm talking to 'em.
423
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,039
Now, what's going on?
424
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:55,999
You set up my husband!
You're using him to blackmail me
425
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,376
into dropping police reform.
426
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,586
We're getting you
drunk so you can admit it.
427
00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,130
I'm not blackmailing Jake.
428
00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:04,591
When I blackmail somebody, you'll know it.
I own my blackmailing.
429
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,427
Then what did you mean
when you said I'd be sorry
430
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,178
if I didn't drop police reform?
431
00:15:08,262 --> 00:15:10,556
I was talking about taking your snacks.
432
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,391
Huh? Oh, come on.
433
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,976
Who do you think broke
the vending machine
434
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,895
that got Detective Flat Top all riled up,
435
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,731
stole Detective Little
Guy's candy shipment,
436
00:15:18,815 --> 00:15:23,654
and swapped out Sergeant Muscle
Guy's candy for seasonal fruit?
437
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:24,946
Your people. Bingo.
438
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,198
And it's driving your guys crazy.
439
00:15:27,282 --> 00:15:29,909
Now, if your precinct would
like to get their candy back,
440
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:31,202
I'd be willing to negotiate.
441
00:15:31,286 --> 00:15:32,912
SANTIAGO: Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
442
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:36,124
So when you told Jake you
could get him out of his suspension,
443
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,625
that wasn't blackmail?
444
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,627
If I am passionate about one thing,
445
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:42,255
it's getting cops off without punishment.
446
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:44,924
How dare you turn that
into something dirty?
447
00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:46,301
Shame on the both of you.
448
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,053
Oh, we got to call Jake.
449
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:49,445
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
450
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:51,723
Where is he?
451
00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,144
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
452
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:57,854
Got ya.
453
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:03,486
This is Captain Holt.
454
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,030
Oh, hello, Captain. It's Amy Santiag-ago.
455
00:16:06,114 --> 00:16:07,823
Sergeant, are you drunk?
He thinks I'm drunk.
456
00:16:07,907 --> 00:16:09,617
What do I do? Uh, British accent.
457
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,160
Smart. That'll fool him.
458
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:14,622
[BRITISH ACCENT] Yes, sir, quite drunk.
Wankered, really.
459
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,332
What did you learn?
Did O'Sullivan set up Peralta?
460
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:17,417
No, he didn't.
461
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,376
Me husband wasn't set up at all,
462
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,171
he wasn't. But me big problem now
463
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:24,757
is that me husband can't
be reached by me telly.
464
00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:25,966
Please stop talking like that.
465
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,051
[WITH ACCENT] Okay.
466
00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:30,221
Peralta wanted to tail the victim.
I forbade him, but I bet he did it anyway.
467
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,605
I'll text you the address.
468
00:16:31,764 --> 00:16:32,890
Oh.
469
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:34,850
[NORMAL VOICE] We got to stop Jake.
470
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,393
How? We're too drunk to drive.
471
00:16:36,477 --> 00:16:38,270
True, but we're not too drunk to pedal.
472
00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:40,064
[BICYCLE BELL RINGING]
473
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:43,442
Jake, oh, thank God we found you in time.
474
00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:45,195
"We"? Me and Rosa, duh.
475
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:46,280
Rosa's not with you.
476
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:47,906
Right!
477
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,284
[SLURRING] I lost her when she
rode down the stairs to the subway.
478
00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:52,369
[LAUGHS]
479
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:53,495
It was so funny!
480
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,997
Okay, just, shh, 'cause
my guy is in there.
481
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,541
By the way, I really like that hat.
482
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,750
You look like a little narc.
483
00:16:58,834 --> 00:16:59,918
And you enjoy that?
484
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,002
Oh, yeah. Okay.
485
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,087
But that's not why I'm here.
486
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,588
O'Sullivan didn't set you up.
487
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,090
Wait, what? Are you sure?
488
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,301
Yeah, all O'Sullivan did was
mess with the vending machine
489
00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:09,844
and Scully's candy.
490
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,180
That was his blackmail.
491
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:14,558
Okay. Wow, okay, that's bad.
492
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,059
That guy's innocent, and I arrested him,
493
00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:17,310
and now I'm tailing him.
494
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:19,437
I know! Let's just go "herm"!
495
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:20,522
DIAZ: Jake! Jake!
496
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,983
Hey, Jake, you're
following an innocent man!
497
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,410
Hey, man.
498
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:35,205
What are you doing here?
What a weird coincidence.
499
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,989
[WITH ACCENT] Do a British accent.
500
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,993
Hey, Lieutenant, I think we should talk.
How you doing?
501
00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:46,132
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
502
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:47,801
Sir, I want to apologize.
503
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,387
[MUMBLING]
504
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,929
Okay, I have no idea what you're saying.
505
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:54,849
Look, I know the union set
us up, but we let it happen.
506
00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:56,934
Your friendship means the world to me,
507
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,477
and I would hate for it to be destroyed
508
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,361
by a competition to sell more candy.
509
00:18:01,272 --> 00:18:02,273
Me too.
510
00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:04,525
You guys are selling candy?
There's nothing good here.
511
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,209
Could one of you ship to Brazil?
512
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,530
[LAUGHS]
513
00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,282
[SCREAMS]
514
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:13,411
You sneaky son of a bitch!
515
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:16,288
We're adding intimidation
to the charges against you.
516
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:18,749
I know, you're both mad and disappointed.
517
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,793
I'm neither. I'm displeased.
518
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Is that worse? Yes.
519
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:24,838
Of my 16 potential
reactions, only one is stronger,
520
00:18:24,922 --> 00:18:28,592
and you should be thankful
you've never seen me huffy.
521
00:18:28,676 --> 00:18:30,886
Well, you have every right to be.
I know I messed up.
522
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,512
I just never imagined myself as someone
523
00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:34,346
who would make a mistake like that,
524
00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:36,308
and then I just made it worse, you know?
525
00:18:36,392 --> 00:18:38,560
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
526
00:18:38,644 --> 00:18:41,104
Learning a lesson?
You don't have any lessons to learn.
527
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,689
You didn't do anything wrong.
528
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,191
What do you want, O'Sullivan?
529
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:47,819
This is Mel Jenkins, city attorney
in charge of payoffs and bribes.
530
00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:49,946
Uh, not my title. I handle tort claims.
531
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:53,533
Whatever. Mel and I just had ourselves
a little chat over morning drinks.
532
00:18:53,617 --> 00:18:54,618
More drinks?
533
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:56,662
Relax, it was just a
couple of breakfast beers.
534
00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:59,332
So the department is going to settle
535
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,042
without admitting any wrongdoing,
536
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:04,003
and because the facts of the
case will remain unresolved,
537
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:07,799
there will be no suspension
for Marzipan or Peralta.
538
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:10,760
How's that possible? Peralta
arrested and harassed an innocent man.
539
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:12,428
Come on, now, these are cops.
540
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:13,805
They got to make split-second decisions
541
00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:15,890
in life-or-death situations,
and they can't be expected
542
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:18,935
to get that 100%
correct every single time.
543
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,478
This was not a life-or-death situation.
544
00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:21,938
Sure, but next time it might be.
545
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,399
And how can this one
be expected to do his job
546
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:28,111
when he knows that any
teeny-tiny lapse in judgment
547
00:19:28,195 --> 00:19:31,406
could end with you branding
him a dirty cop and ruining his life?
548
00:19:32,699 --> 00:19:34,283
PERALTA: Oh, I've
never seen this face before.
549
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:38,663
Wait, is that… Yes, he's made me huffy.
550
00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:40,707
Do you know what happens when you refuse
551
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,491
to punish cops for their mistakes,
552
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:46,506
when police are treated as a
separate class of citizen above the law?
553
00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:49,049
It breeds a lack of
trust in the community,
554
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,427
and that lack of trust
means people won't help us
555
00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:53,345
with our investigations or testify
556
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:55,807
or even call us when they're in danger.
557
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:59,477
It makes them more scared of
us than of criminals and gangsters.
558
00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:01,478
It makes them run when we approach,
559
00:20:01,562 --> 00:20:03,063
even though they've done nothing wrong.
560
00:20:03,147 --> 00:20:05,441
It makes the people see us as the enemy,
561
00:20:05,983 --> 00:20:08,945
which leads to more
confrontation, more distrust.
562
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,655
You wonder how Peralta can do his job
563
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:13,365
when he's held
accountable for his actions?
564
00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:16,953
I wonder how any of us
can do our job if he's not.
565
00:20:18,454 --> 00:20:20,330
What a bunch of bunk.
566
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:23,125
The city's gonna settle.
There are not gonna be any suspensions.
567
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,502
Take the win. Wait.
568
00:20:26,295 --> 00:20:28,545
What if I admit I made
an error and apologize?
569
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:30,300
He is speaking hypothetically.
570
00:20:30,384 --> 00:20:33,178
You'll notice he never used the "S"
word and he never used the "M" word.
571
00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:34,721
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
572
00:20:34,805 --> 00:20:35,848
Holy [BLEEP]!
573
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:38,725
Let the record show that he
didn't say anything specific.
574
00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,144
I arrested a man without
a sufficient probable cause
575
00:20:41,228 --> 00:20:42,479
in a case I was removed from.
576
00:20:42,563 --> 00:20:43,897
He has no idea what he's talking about.
577
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,940
I then followed my victim to his home…
578
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:47,233
Now's a good time for us to leave.
579
00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:49,277
In an act that could only be
seen as police intimidation
580
00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:50,361
La, la, la, la, la, la
581
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,280
I take full responsibility
for my mistake,
582
00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:53,907
and I'm willing to say
as much in a court of law.
583
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:54,991
La, la, la, la, la, la
584
00:20:55,075 --> 00:20:57,619
And what's more, I'm very, very sorry!
585
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,205
Yeah, he has to be suspended.
586
00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:01,707
I'm sorry.
587
00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:03,542
Ah, don't you start.
588
00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:06,378
Wow.
589
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:08,255
That was amazing. We beat him.
590
00:21:08,797 --> 00:21:10,507
I can't believe it
actually worked out okay.
591
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:12,134
You're suspended for five months.
592
00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:13,636
Right, I know.
593
00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:15,596
But I deserve it.
594
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,724
And I learned a valuable
lesson from all this,
595
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:20,351
so I'm counting it as a win.
596
00:21:20,685 --> 00:21:23,354
I get that, Peralta, but
things will be a lot better
597
00:21:23,563 --> 00:21:26,813
when a man doesn't have to lose
his job for you to learn a lesson.
598
00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:30,528
Yeah, fair enough. Thank you, sir.
599
00:21:33,239 --> 00:21:34,839
It was crazy when you got huffy.
600
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,909
I was so huffy. I got scared.
601
00:21:36,993 --> 00:21:38,161
Wow. Yeah.