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And those of you patrolling 7th Avenue,

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please be aware of the new pedal pubs.

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They're bike-powered mobile bars

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that are very popular
with bachelorette parties.

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But unfortunately they have
led to a dramatic increase

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in the rarely seen case
of female public urination.

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-Resist.
-[SOFTLY] Yeah.

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HOLT: That's everything,
but before we go home,

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quick reminder that today

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is Sergeant Santiago's last
day before maternity leave.

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Yes.

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We'll see you in three months.

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SCULLY: She gets three months off?

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Can I take a maternity leave?

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Are you giving birth to a baby?

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I'm having a seven pound mass

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removed from my abdomen next week.

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[ALL GROAN]

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Yeah, never ask Scully questions.
That's on me, guys!

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Dismissed.

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So, have you guys decided on a name yet?

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We're not telling people until he's born.

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Not the baby's name. My name.
What's he gonna call me?

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Uncle Chuck? Uncy C? Ooh…
Chee-Chee, so he says it early?

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Maybe just Charles.

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Wait, so my dad gets to be his "Pop-Pop,"

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but I'm just "Charles?"

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Your dad does not
get to be his "Pop-Pop."

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Well, I hope you're prepared
to make that phone call.

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[POWER SHUTS DOWN]

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PERALTA: Uh, what was that?

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Wow, all of Brooklyn lost power.

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PERALTA: You know, I've
always kind of liked blackouts.

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Listen to how quiet it is.
It's so peaceful.

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-[GUNSHOTS]
-[WHEELS SCREECHING]

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-Nope, it immediately turned into a purge.
-[CAR ALARM BLARING]

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Way to go, New York.
All right, let's suit up!

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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BOYLE: Maybe it's not so bad out there.

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I mean, none of our phones are ringing.

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That's because all the
cell towers are down.

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Nobody has landlines
anymore, so they can't call in.

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Huh, really makes you
think about society's reliance

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on modern technology, doesn't it?

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No. Yeah, me neither.

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I just thought maybe
that's how you see it.

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Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on!

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HITCHCOCK: We have to
engage blackout protocol.

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I'm surprised, those guys
are really springing into action.

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Nope, they're just eating
all the food in the fridge

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before it goes bad.

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There's a dozen sandwiches
here, I don't know what kind.

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I'll figure it out later.
Just start chewing.

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Yeah, they suck.

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So, only Captain Holt or Terry

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can initiate actual blackout protocol,

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but I don't see them anywhere.

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Guys? Where did our dads go?

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Hello? Anyone?

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We're stuck in the elevator!

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Can't you yell any louder?

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Use those big strong
lungs you're always flexing.

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These are my pecs.

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So this is all just for show then.

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It has no functional purpose.

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I mean, I am pretty strong.

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Good, then rip those doors open.

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I can't do that.
Oh, well at least you haven't

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dedicated a significant
portion of your life

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to looking like this.

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What is with you? I'm sorry.

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This is a nightmare of mine.

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I have a phobia of elevators.

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It stems from a traumatic
experience I had as a child.

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They only perform rated-load testing

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on city elevators every five years?

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Oh, my.

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That was the last time I read
the municipal code before bed.

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But…

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The damage was done.

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Wait, look at this, sir.
I think we'll be fine.

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It was inspected four months ago.

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By Walter Beverly, the clown prince

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of the Department of Buildings.

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You've made it so much worse. Help!

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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] Help!

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Yeah, they're trapped in there.

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Oh, no, that means we have to call

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the fire department. [GAGS]

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Or, hear me out, we
leave them in there forever,

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and move on emotionally.

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No. Call the fire department.

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All right, as the highest ranking officer

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not trapped in a box, I'll take charge.

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BOYLE: Uh, shouldn't
you be taking it easy?

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Your shift's over.
You're on maternity leave.

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As the baby's Chee-Chee…
Charles, I'm fine,

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and this is an emergency.

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Subways aren't running,

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and we're gonna have a
lot of people on the street.

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So I'm gonna call Mounted Division

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to help with crowd control.

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BOYLE: But that's
Sergeant Peanut Butter's unit.

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No one wants to work with
that condescending dick.

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Okay, first of all, he's a horse,

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so he can't be condescending.

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[CHUCKLES] Oh, he's
got you people fooled.

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Secondly…

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He's a lieutenant now. What? How?

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Charles, get it together.
I want you and Jake

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to go to the Gowanus power substation.

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That's where the transformer exploded.

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Work with ESU, get us a timetable

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for the power being restored, and hurry!

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Wow, look at my pregnant
wife taking charge.

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I don't know whether
to be proud or turned on.

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I said hurry. Oh, my God, it's both.

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Hey, what happened?

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Someone lost control of their car,

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jumped the curb, went through the fence,

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and rammed into the transformer.

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Guy must have been drunk.
There was an empty

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bottle of vodka on the floor of the car.

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Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities.

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One, he was vaporized into a being

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of pure electricity,
becoming a super-villain

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known only as "The Surge Freak."

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Seems unlikely.
Yeah, I know, Officer Rick,

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that's why I said there
were two possibilities.

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He probably just hobbled
off so he wouldn't get a DUI.

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Here, we'll follow this
very obvious trail of blood.

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Happy now?

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Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid

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joyless approach to life. Come on.

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-BOYLE: I can't see anything.
-PERALTA: Me neither.

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We'll just have to rely
on our other senses.

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I call smell.

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Okay, really jumped on that one.

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I wasn't gonna fight you for smell.

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I figured we'd just listen for sounds.

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Pfft, good luck with that.

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[SNIFFS] Hmm.

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[SNIFFS] Yeah.

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[SNIFFS] Mmm-hmm.

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Okay. How's it going over there?
You hearing anything?

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Yeah, I'm hearing you
and your creepy sniffs.

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Really?
Well, I'm smelling a lot of jealousy

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-coming from your direction.
-[CLANGING]

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Sound to the left. Smell to the left.

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[CRASHING]

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PERALTA: NYPD, hands up!

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[SNIFFS] Oh, yeah, we got him.

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Charles.

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Aw, this ice cream is melting.

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Who cares? We can drink melted ice cream.

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We can't eat spoiled ham.

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We have to prioritize!

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What if we combine them?

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Wrap the ice cream in
the ham like a taquito.

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This man. This man is my best friend.

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You two are the worst people
to have around in an emergency.

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I literally can't imagine a
scenario where you'd be helpful.

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Murder at a Cinnabon. Who would you call?

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Someone who wouldn't
be distracted by the frosting.

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Yeah, I do love that frosting.

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Hey Diaz, heard you guys needed help

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-from some real heroes.
-DIAZ: Please.

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Firefighters are basically just EMTs

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who all live together
and sleep in bunk beds.

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Correction.
It's a professional, multi-tiered,

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shared sleeping set-up.

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You're describing bunk beds.

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Just get the people out of the elevator.

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We should have all ambulances on call.

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I want an open line of
communication with DOT,

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and I want someone from the DA down here

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so we don't get cases thrown out.

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I need a pair of
sweatpants, and check again

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on that status update from ESU.

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All right, go, go, go!

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What do you need the sweatpants for?

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My water just broke, which reminds me,

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we should be prepared to
distribute emergency water and food.

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Your water just broke?

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You need to go to a hospital right now.

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I don't want a birth happening around me.
It's way too gross.

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I'm nowhere near giving birth.

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I haven't even lost my mucus plug.

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Amy, you need to get
the [BLEEP] out of here.

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I'm sorry my baby grosses you out, Rosa.

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I'm excited to meet
your baby when it's clean

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and wearing clothes,
and not blasting out of you

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like some half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron.

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I'm just at the start of my labor.

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I haven't even had my first contrac…
[MOANING]

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-tion.
-Was that a contraction?

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No.

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That was just a crazy yawn.

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[SIGHS] Fine, look… I don't have to go

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to the hospital until my contractions

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are three minutes apart and last

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for at least 45 seconds.

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Yeah, but don't you need to
go home and pack some stuff?

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[SIGHS] I'll be fine.

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Scully, you have a hospital
go-bag at your desk, right?

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Yep, what do you need?
One-day, three-day, coma kit?

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I rest my case.

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-DIAZ: <i>Peralta, you there?</i>
-Yeah, what's up?

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You gotta get back here right now.
Amy's water broke.

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What? What?

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When? When?

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Did she lose her mucus plug?
Did she lose her mucus plug?

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<i>I can't believe you're
making me say this,</i>

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but she thinks she lost
her mucus plug yesterday,

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but mistook it for normal discharge.

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How thick was it? Was it clear or milky?

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Was it bloody? Was it the "bloody show"?

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Jake, I think it's very cool

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that you've learned
this, very progressive.

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Charles, I think you
know you crossed a line.

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<i>Just get back here, now!</i>

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Copy. This is it.

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My purpose is clear.

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I was put on this Earth

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to get you back in time

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to see your baby's birth.

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I mean, you're a grown man
with your own hopes and dreams.

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My purpose is clear.

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-Okay.
-WOMAN: Excuse me,

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my apartment is on the seventh floor,

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and the elevator isn't working.

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I'm getting cold.

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Well, we're headed back to our precinct.

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There's emergency power
if you want to wait there

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for the lights to come back on.

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BOYLE: I'll get in back.

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I'm Dorothy, but my
friends call me Dotty.

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Although these days, there
are fewer and fewer of them.

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Charles? Uh, this is great, Dotty,

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but we're kind of in a hurry.

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My wife just went into
labor and I want to get there

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in time for the birth.

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Why? The only man in the
room should be the doctor.

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Okay. All the dad needs to do

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is to make the money
and have a nice, thick belt

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for when it's time to teach him a lesson.

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My dad hit me with a belt.

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Soon as I got big enough, I shot him.

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Wow, what a fun group for this,

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the most important day of my life.

251
00:08:08,745 --> 00:08:10,412
[CARS HONKING]

252
00:08:10,496 --> 00:08:12,872
Don't worry, fire
department's on the job.

253
00:08:12,956 --> 00:08:15,083
Hear that, Jeffords?
We're gonna die in here.

254
00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,709
We're marked for death!

255
00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:18,627
Okay, calm down, I have an idea.

256
00:08:18,753 --> 00:08:21,087
When my parents would
fight and my dad got scary,

257
00:08:21,171 --> 00:08:22,964
I would take my little brother upstairs

258
00:08:23,048 --> 00:08:24,340
and to distract him,

259
00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,050
I'd teach him dance moves.

260
00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:28,843
What kind of dance moves?

261
00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:30,219
Mostly '80s hip-hop.

262
00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,512
He loved Salt-N-Pepa.

263
00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:32,896
No, I won't be doing that.

264
00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,723
-[ELEVATOR RUMBLES]
-[GASPS]

265
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,809
Salt and pepper, you say?

266
00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,021
Ugh, we haven't moved.
Why is there so much traffic?

267
00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,939
Stupid Uber. New York used
to be a paradise of open road.

268
00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:46,107
Try the siren again.

269
00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:47,858
[SIREN BLARES]

270
00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:51,027
In my day, people respected police.

271
00:08:51,111 --> 00:08:52,987
They respect us, they
just have nowhere to go.

272
00:08:53,071 --> 00:08:55,531
God knows they won't go
back to their own country.

273
00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,073
Dotty, I really wish you
weren't such a big part

274
00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,783
-of my son's birth story.
-BOYLE: We should walk.

275
00:08:58,867 --> 00:09:01,417
It's only 27 blocks, it's
gotta be faster than this.

276
00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:06,539
I mean, it's a little bit faster.

277
00:09:06,623 --> 00:09:08,833
Is it? Hey, Dotty, just
weighing our options here.

278
00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,875
Have you ever been worn like a backpack?

279
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,044
Okay, look, you take the
perp back to the precinct.

280
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:14,628
I'll stay here with her. Are you sure?

281
00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:15,963
Just remember to tell your son

282
00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:17,647
what Chee-Chee did here tonight.

283
00:09:18,299 --> 00:09:19,340
How you feeling about Chee-Chee

284
00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:20,550
having said it out loud a few times?

285
00:09:20,634 --> 00:09:21,718
I am loving it!

286
00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,344
WOMAN: Help, I need help!

287
00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:24,845
Jake, we don't have time.
We'll call it in.

288
00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:25,929
Let someone else handle it.

289
00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,389
PERALTA: No, we
can't ignore a cry for help.

290
00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:28,931
We can handcuff him to the railing.

291
00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:30,266
Dotty, call out if you need anything.

292
00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,226
I'd feel safer if you just shot him.

293
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,393
PERALTA: Dotty, no.

294
00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:35,104
We're not gonna shoot him!

295
00:09:35,479 --> 00:09:37,063
Hey, what's the update from OEM

296
00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:38,188
about the power coming back on?

297
00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:39,481
Yeah, they're working on it. So, listen,

298
00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:40,649
I've been timing your contractions.

299
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,899
What? How?

300
00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:43,610
I've been hiding them so well.

301
00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:44,820
No, you have not.

302
00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:46,278
There's too much radio chatter.

303
00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:48,071
Let's try to keep
non-emergency communications

304
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,908
down to a [GROANING]

305
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,576
minimum.

306
00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:54,910
They're happening every five minutes

307
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,786
and they're lasting 20 seconds.
Your baby's coming.

308
00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,330
It's still not active labor.

309
00:09:58,622 --> 00:10:00,372
Don't worry! I'm not gonna have the baby

310
00:10:00,456 --> 00:10:01,915
here and get placenta all over your desk

311
00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,709
or whatever it is that you're afraid of.

312
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:06,669
Wait, is placenta something that
can get all over? Actually, technically…

313
00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:08,171
You know what, don't answer that.
I don't wanna know.

314
00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:10,840
I promise I will go to
the hospital as soon as…

315
00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:13,008
[SUPPRESSED GROANING]

316
00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,967
Amy, just make the noise.
You're not fooling anybody.

317
00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:16,678
[YELLS]

318
00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:21,140
[GROANS]

319
00:10:21,265 --> 00:10:22,431
NYPD, you called for help?

320
00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,391
Yes, my neighbor fell down the stairs.

321
00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:25,851
I think he hit his head real bad.

322
00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:28,144
Ah. It's a concussion, for sure.

323
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,520
All right, we'll bring him
with us to the precinct.

324
00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:30,605
Someone can help him there.

325
00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:31,938
That'll slow us down. Yeah, but we should

326
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,648
still make it as long as
nothing else goes wrong.

327
00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:34,900
-[GUNSHOTS]
-[MAN SCREAMING]

328
00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:36,734
Oh, fun. Loud gunshots.

329
00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,570
What happened? She shot me!

330
00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:39,987
She shot me in the leg.

331
00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:42,197
You made a sudden motion. I sneezed!

332
00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:44,324
Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for?

333
00:10:44,408 --> 00:10:46,575
To protect myself. [SCOFFS]

334
00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:48,577
Cops are all wimps now.

335
00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:50,661
[IMITATING PERALTA]
My wife is having a baby

336
00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:53,915
and I have to be there to brush her hair.

337
00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:55,875
I wasn't gonna brush her hair.

338
00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,168
You weren't?

339
00:10:57,459 --> 00:10:59,335
All right, look, Dotty,
you're under arrest.

340
00:10:59,419 --> 00:11:01,337
Jake, we gotta go.
I can't walk on this leg.

341
00:11:01,421 --> 00:11:02,713
PERALTA: Great, then we're stuck here.

342
00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:04,964
We're never gonna make
it back to the precinct.

343
00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:06,758
Yeah we are. I have an idea.

344
00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:12,387
BOYLE: Pedal Pub coming through!
I'm on my way, Amy!

345
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,062
Thanks for letting us hijack
your bachelorette party.

346
00:11:23,146 --> 00:11:24,396
Oh, it's what we do.

347
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,106
We're, like, so random.

348
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,108
Yeah, in Red Bank, where we're from,

349
00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:31,151
everyone's like, "Uh-oh,
here comes trouble."

350
00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:32,528
Wait, we have to stop.

351
00:11:32,612 --> 00:11:34,113
No, no, no. No stopping.
Why are we stopping?

352
00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,905
I lost both my shoes back there.

353
00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:37,908
I gotta go find them. [GASPS]

354
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:40,868
Update.

355
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,786
I still have one shoe on,

356
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,411
but I think I broke my ankle.

357
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,745
But I'm gonna still try
to find the other one.

358
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,873
Guys, this is taking way too long.

359
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,583
When she gets back,
we have to pedal faster.

360
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,585
Sorry, I have a gunshot wound in my leg.

361
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:54,754
It didn't even hit bone, you sissy.

362
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,547
Oh, if you're in pain,
here have some of this.

363
00:11:57,631 --> 00:11:59,132
It's bubblegum flavored gin.

364
00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:00,675
I can't. I'm two years sober.

365
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,008
PERALTA: What?
No you're not. You got drunk

366
00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:03,718
and crashed into the power plant.

367
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,679
Yeah, that was a relapse.
I fell off the wagon.

368
00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:07,813
Okay, so you're clearly
lying, which means

369
00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:09,974
you planted the bottle of vodka.

370
00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:11,516
Which means the crash wasn't an accident.

371
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,226
And you caused the
blackout on purpose, why?

372
00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,394
RUSS: I don't know
what you're talking about.

373
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:15,686
I just drank too much and that was…

374
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,021
[SCREAMS] She's fingering my wound!

375
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,231
Tell us what you're up to.

376
00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:22,525
The banks!
We're hitting all the banks on Union.

377
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,734
-Dotty, stop.
-RUSS: Please let go.

378
00:12:23,818 --> 00:12:24,901
Dotty, that's against the law.

379
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,236
I am the law.

380
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,571
What made you like this?

381
00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:28,822
All right, Charles. We gotta stop them.

382
00:12:28,906 --> 00:12:30,156
We can't. That's in the wrong direction.

383
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,116
That's away from Amy.
But it's near the hospital.

384
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,741
We can pedal down
there, stop the robberies,

385
00:12:33,825 --> 00:12:35,076
and then I'll meet her
at First Presbyterian.

386
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,411
That's perfect. Okay,

387
00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:40,289
so I didn't find my other
shoe, but I did meet Luis.

388
00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:42,291
He told me he's Aquaman.

389
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,375
Bit of a stretch, but
welcome to the team, Luis!

390
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,543
Let's do it!

391
00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:48,003
Okay, your contractions
are three minutes apart.

392
00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:49,337
It's officially time
to go to the hospital.

393
00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:50,422
Not yet.

394
00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:53,466
Do you know how thin
your cervix is right now?

395
00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:55,426
Yeah, I'm worried, so I
started reading the book

396
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:56,634
I found on Jake's desk.

397
00:12:56,718 --> 00:12:57,719
I do not want to be around

398
00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:59,513
when page 53 happens!

399
00:12:59,972 --> 00:13:01,180
Hank wants to know if
we can cut emergency

400
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,347
power to the third floor.

401
00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:03,682
[SIGHS] Let me talk to him.

402
00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,975
Hey! If you page 53 in front me,

403
00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:07,393
our relationship will never be the same.

404
00:13:07,477 --> 00:13:09,688
Make sure you don't look at page 214.

405
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,855
What? Why?

406
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:15,483
Mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop.

407
00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:17,193
Comb your hair.

408
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,110
Now typing motion, pull it back.

409
00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,112
Jump forward, pelvic pump.

410
00:13:21,196 --> 00:13:22,238
You got it!

411
00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:24,031
Now, all we need to
do is run it all together

412
00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:25,157
and do it at full speed.

413
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,283
I must say, Jeffords,

414
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,618
this dancing is quite distracting.

415
00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:29,160
I've completely forgotten
that we're trapped here

416
00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:30,328
in this death box

417
00:13:30,412 --> 00:13:33,747
inspected by Bozo Beverly
between clown shows.

418
00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:35,624
You know what, sir? I don't think

419
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:38,834
you are thrusting your butt enough

420
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,336
before the name in lights.

421
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,837
Yes, yes. I felt that.

422
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:44,214
God, I love that note.

423
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,841
[EXHALES] Back to the top.

424
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,342
I'll count us in.
Five, six, seven, eight.

425
00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:50,011
NYPD, hands in the air!

426
00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:51,761
You're under arrest.
We'll read you your rights

427
00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:53,145
on the Pedal Pub. Charles?

428
00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:56,348
Come on, put on the zip-ties.
Move, move, move!

429
00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:58,433
Hey, what's taking so long?

430
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,976
Look, I can do it safely
or I can do it quickly.

431
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,687
Do it quickly. Oh, I can't do it quickly.

432
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:05,480
You called my bluff. [SIGHS]

433
00:14:05,564 --> 00:14:07,523
[GASPS] Oh, the lights are on.

434
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:09,566
<i>♪ Spank that bottom, spank that bo… ♪</i>

435
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,027
[ELEVATOR WHIRRING]

436
00:14:13,112 --> 00:14:14,946
We will never speak of this again.

437
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,448
Status update.
I called in every officer I could.

438
00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:20,200
I green-lit double shifts and overtime.

439
00:14:20,284 --> 00:14:22,160
We're coordinating with
the 9-6 on traffic control.

440
00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:23,244
We haven't processed anyone,

441
00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:24,954
so there's a backlog of
perps on the third floor,

442
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,747
and I have to go to the hospital
because my water broke.

443
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:29,165
You're having a baby?
Amy, this is so wond…

444
00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:30,709
[SCREAMS]

445
00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:35,420
We can just catch up
after the baby comes.

446
00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:37,171
[EXHALING]

447
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:39,215
PERALTA: Wait, wait, wait, stop!
The power's back.

448
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:43,134
Oh, yuck, none of you are
cute with the lights fully on.

449
00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:44,719
You wanna play mean girl, Kayla?

450
00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:46,011
Two can play at that game.

451
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,096
Let's talk about your bangs.

452
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,597
Charles, not now, I'm calling Amy.

453
00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:50,223
-SANTIAGO: <i>Jake?</i>
-Hey, Ames,

454
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,849
look, I'm so sorry we're not there yet,

455
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,976
but a guy fell down the stairs,

456
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,101
and then the old lady shot our perp

457
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,435
and then we stopped a bank robbery…

458
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,020
And I lost my shoe.
And Kayla lost her shoe,

459
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,188
but we're almost to the hospital.

460
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,563
Are you there yet? What room are you in?

461
00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:00,732
The break room.

462
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,108
<i>What? Why?</i>

463
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,401
There isn't enough time.
I have to have the baby here.

464
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:06,885
But me and my crazy
crew make it to the hospital.

465
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,487
That's our birth story!

466
00:15:08,571 --> 00:15:11,032
Screw your birth story, just get here!

467
00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:15,159
You're giving birth at the precinct?

468
00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:17,369
-Is that safe?
<i>-It's gonna be okay.</i>

469
00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:18,996
There's a bunch of firefighters here.

470
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,747
Right, and they're
basically just glorified EMTs

471
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,206
that live together and
sleep in bunk beds.

472
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,083
[GROANS] Jake, she's gonna be okay.

473
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,251
I just don't think she
can talk right now.

474
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:26,543
Okay, just tell her that I love her

475
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,003
and that I'll get there as fast as I can.

476
00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:29,546
Hey, Amy, can we have a second?

477
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,588
No, I'm kind of in the
middle of something, you…

478
00:15:31,672 --> 00:15:35,884
[LONG BLEEP]

479
00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:40,470
Oh yeah? Well, [BLEEP] yourself!

480
00:15:40,554 --> 00:15:42,472
-All right, all right.
-SCULLY: Just come.

481
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:44,015
We have something to show you.

482
00:15:44,099 --> 00:15:45,350
[GROANS]

483
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:48,019
[GASPS]

484
00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:49,561
You made me a birthing suite?

485
00:15:49,645 --> 00:15:51,645
We've been napping at work for 20 years.

486
00:15:51,814 --> 00:15:54,606
We know how to create a
relaxing space in a police station.

487
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:55,941
Gurney. Fire blankets.

488
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:57,358
Night stick for back massage.

489
00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:00,320
Soothing lighting.
AKA Scully's fart candles.

490
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,779
I'm sorry I said you were
worthless in an emergency.

491
00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:03,905
You two really came through.

492
00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:05,115
It's just nice to have a win

493
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,849
after what we went through today.

494
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,483
So many deviled eggs
were lost, and for what?

495
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:11,411
Hey, hey, you can't focus on that.

496
00:16:11,495 --> 00:16:13,079
There were hundreds of
meatballs that were eaten

497
00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:14,956
because of you! I could've eaten more.

498
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,290
Just one more! Guys?

499
00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,626
Not now, Amy. [MOANS]

500
00:16:18,835 --> 00:16:20,084
How am I going to get
back to the precinct?

501
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,461
This thing is way too slow.

502
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,296
Not if we all band
together and pedal like hell.

503
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,796
That's not gonna happen, Charles.

504
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,341
Dotty's asleep,
Kayla's flirting with Luis,

505
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:29,175
and Briana's peeing in a trash can.

506
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:30,468
That's illegal, Briana.

507
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:32,470
Oh, you know you love it.

508
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,221
I'm gonna miss the birth of my son.

509
00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:36,765
No, you're not.

510
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:38,140
Look, I didn't want to have to do this,

511
00:16:38,224 --> 00:16:39,824
but there is someone I can call.

512
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:41,269
Who?

513
00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:42,603
Hello, Peanut Butter.

514
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,812
I know we don't see eye-to-eye.

515
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,981
But we gotta put that behind
us because my friend here…

516
00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:49,066
Charles, the horse was a
great idea but we don't have time

517
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,150
for you to have a heart-to-heart with it.

518
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:51,776
Sorry, I'm just very emotional, Jake.

519
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,778
Take care of my friend,
you four-legged bastard!

520
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,238
[GRUNTS]

521
00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:57,280
You know, now that I'm up here,

522
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,406
I realize I don't know
how to ride a horse.

523
00:16:58,490 --> 00:16:59,699
It's probably pretty
self-explanatory, right?

524
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:01,576
OFFICER: Hyah! Oh, no!

525
00:17:01,993 --> 00:17:04,954
Move! Everyone move, I
don't know how to ride a horse!

526
00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,456
[YELLING]

527
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,915
FIREMAN CURT: Okay, Amy.
I know you're in a lot of pain,

528
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:11,416
but we don't have any meds here.

529
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,001
You just gotta try not to focus on it.

530
00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:14,735
Can you distract her? I got this.

531
00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:17,004
Hey, Amy, they come out
with any new binders recently?

532
00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:18,464
I don't want to talk about binders, Rosa.

533
00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:20,423
All right, that was my big gun.
She's just gonna feel this.

534
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,841
-[DOOR OPENS]
-Not necessarily.

535
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:24,134
I was just checking to see if there
was anything we could do to help.

536
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,554
And I hate to say
it, but I think there is.

537
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:29,514
Oh, you think he's gonna
get me drugs from evidence?

538
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,683
Uh, no.

539
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,558
Something way weirder is happening.

540
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:34,792
HOLT: Hit it, Jeffords.

541
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,896
["PUSH IT" BY SALT-N-PEPA PLAYING]

542
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:40,398
<i>Ah, push it</i>

543
00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,735
<i>Ah, push it</i>

544
00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:47,945
<i>Get up on this Ah, push it</i>

545
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:51,364
I am definitely distracted.

546
00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:53,909
<i>Oh, baby</i>

547
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,662
<i>Salt and Pepa's here</i>

548
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,457
[PERALTA SCREAMING]

549
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,835
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

550
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,836
I can see the head. Rosa, get over here.

551
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,045
I'm gonna need a second set of hands.

552
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:12,047
No, no, no, she really doesn't
wanna be down at that end.

553
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,131
No, it's okay. I got this.

554
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:14,215
I can close my eyes, right?

555
00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,716
Keep them open. Oh, damn it.

556
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,218
Just keep pushing, you're almost there.

557
00:18:17,302 --> 00:18:18,718
Oh, but Jake's not here yet.

558
00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:19,886
Yes, I am! I'm here.

559
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,097
Oh, Jake. I can't believe I made it.

560
00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:23,389
I'm gonna see the birth of my…

561
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:24,974
[GASPING] We're on page 53!

562
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:27,517
Babe, we're on page 53. I know!

563
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:30,145
I rode a horse. [YELLING]

564
00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,023
[BABY CRYING]

565
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:38,360
Well, we did it, Ames.

566
00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:41,195
We made the world's hottest baby.

567
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:42,737
Say cute, Jake.

568
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,822
Nope. This kid is liquid fire.

569
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,948
[CHUCKLES]

570
00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:48,242
Crazy to think that
in just 17 short years

571
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:49,576
he's gonna be 6'7"

572
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,327
and the number one
draft pick for the Knicks.

573
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:54,079
Mmm, and that he's gonna
pass up that opportunity

574
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:55,706
to pursue his true passion,

575
00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,249
library sciences.

576
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,416
Well the important thing is,

577
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,001
we'll support him no matter what. Hmm.

578
00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:02,336
Even if he's a huge, huge, nerd.

579
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,879
Especially then.

580
00:19:05,756 --> 00:19:07,757
[SIGHS] Are we gonna be okay at this?

581
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,886
I mean, this entire day felt
like a warning from the universe.

582
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,471
I almost missed the birth, we
had our baby at the precinct,

583
00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:16,139
a firefighter touched our child.

584
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,348
You washed him off.
Yeah, but I'll always know.

585
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:20,309
Babe, we talked about this.

586
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:22,435
Everyone balances work and kids.

587
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,271
Yeah, but everyone's not a cop.

588
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:25,771
True, but…

589
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,857
When our son wants to hear
about the day he was born,

590
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:31,317
we get to tell him that his dad

591
00:19:31,401 --> 00:19:32,986
helped a bunch of people

592
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:34,945
and foiled a bank robbery.

593
00:19:36,572 --> 00:19:38,472
Guess that is kind of cool. [CHUCKLES]

594
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,908
And his mom managed a city-wide emergency

595
00:19:40,992 --> 00:19:42,451
while actually giving birth.

596
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,578
[SIGHS]

597
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,831
I'm proud for our son
to have you as a dad.

598
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,832
Me too.

599
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,376
For you to be the mom.

600
00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:55,336
I wasn't just agreeing with the
nice thing you said about me.

601
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,504
I love you.

602
00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:57,670
Love you too.

603
00:19:57,754 --> 00:20:00,173
Oh, my God, he's beautiful.

604
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,675
Oh, Jake, he's got your face.

605
00:20:02,883 --> 00:20:04,969
Charles, meet Mac.

606
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:06,344
Short for McClane.

607
00:20:06,428 --> 00:20:08,722
As in Shirley? I love it.

608
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,599
No, as in John, from <i>Die Hard.</i>

609
00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:12,933
I mean, they're both incredibly cool.

610
00:20:13,017 --> 00:20:14,117
Only one Oscar winner.

611
00:20:14,268 --> 00:20:15,851
Thanks for getting Jake there in time.

612
00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,353
Oh, don't thank me.

613
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,355
The real hero is
Lieutenant Peanut Butter.

614
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:22,289
PERALTA: No, it was all you, Charles.

615
00:20:22,399 --> 00:20:23,650
Or should I say…

616
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:24,775
Uncle Charles. Chee-Chee.

617
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,026
Don't ruin this moment for yourself.

618
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:27,320
Uncle Charles it is.

619
00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:30,312
-How's he doing?
-SANTIAGO: He's perfect.

620
00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:31,989
-I see you changed.
-DIAZ: Oh, yeah.

621
00:20:32,073 --> 00:20:33,949
That other outfit had
a lot of afterbirth on it.

622
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,283
Also during-birth and pre-birth.

623
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,368
The point is I burned it.

624
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,911
Thanks for staying by my side.

625
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,453
I know it wasn't easy for you.

626
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:40,996
It was worth it. I'm Auntie Ro-Ro.

627
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,998
She gets to be Ro-Ro? Incredible.

628
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:45,148
I've thrown seven years away for this.

629
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,877
Captain, Lieutenant, the dance was great,

630
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:50,921
and it really helped, thank you.

631
00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,713
Dance? What dance?

632
00:20:52,797 --> 00:20:54,006
HOLT: She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

633
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,383
Mommy brain much?

634
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,968
Captain Holt and I did
a hip-hop dance routine.

635
00:20:58,052 --> 00:20:59,136
Oh.

636
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,512
I see. You know what?

637
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:02,972
I don't even care that I missed it,

638
00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,807
because right now, I am holding my son,

639
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:06,933
and there's nothing more important

640
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,101
in the world than that.

641
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:09,561
I have a video, if you wanna see it.

642
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,103
Amy, hold this baby.
Rosa, give me that phone.

643
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,437
Give me that phone.
Everyone, wash your hands.