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Sir, I'd like to talk to you
about the new task force
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you're on the hiring committee for.
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The Special Tactical
Operations and Auxiliary
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Strategic Response Citywide Emergency
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Investigative Unit for
Emergency Operations?
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You know, I had a hand in naming it.
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And it's great, although you
might wanna try shortening it,
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maybe using a cool acronym.
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So the STOASRCEIUEO?
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Hmm, you're right. That is cool.
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Sure, anyways, I know some
of the best cops in the city
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are gonna be on that task force,
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and I would appreciate it
if you'd consider me for it.
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Here's my resume.
And I thought it would be fun
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if I rapped it.
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But then I realized that
would be a terrible idea,
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so I just wrote it down normally.
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It'll probably rhyme a lot on accident.
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Try not to focus on that.
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"Jake Peralta is age
39, but professionally,
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"he's still in his prime…"
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] "If you ask me,
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"he's New York's fine…
est. Charles enters."
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♪ Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
Chucky B with the burner ♪
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♪ Raining hot fire! ♪
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Charles, it's not a rap. It never was.
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Everyone's professional here.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Not the lyrics we discussed either.
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Anyways, sir, I really think
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that I deserve this task force.
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My clearance rate puts me
in the top 2% of all NYPD…
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I am aware of your
qualifications, Peralta,
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but I'm only allowed to
recommend one name
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for the STOASRCEIUEO.
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And you don't think the
acronym's just a little clunky?
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Oh, no, it's quite catchy.
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Look, I really feel like
I've got what it takes.
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I'm experienced, I'm hardworking,
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and I'm unflappable in the face of…
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-[LOUD BOOMING AND CRASHING]
-[SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God! What was that?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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-[ALARM BLARING]
-Scully, are you hurt?
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Is that blood? It's glitter.
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There was a box on Jake's desk.
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I opened it, and it just exploded.
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I can't feel my face.
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And, not to be rude,
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but is that something
you can normally feel?
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Oh, right. I guess I'm fine.
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HOLT: Jeffords, evacuate the precinct.
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I'll contact the bomb squad.
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No, no, no, no, no, wait.
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I think this actually
might have been a prank
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that malfunctioned.
Look, the box was connected
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to a tank of compressed
air under the desk.
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It was supposed to shoot
glitter at whoever opened it,
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but something must have clogged
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the pressure release
valve, and the tank exploded.
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Wow.
The silver lining is no one got hurt.
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And the lead lining is that this prank
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caused significant property
damage in the precinct.
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Fair point, but we do shatter
a lot of glass around here.
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Either it's Rosa who's disappointed
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in her Buzzfeed results…
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I am not a Blanche.
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Or Charles trying to bro out…
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Hut, think fast, dude.
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Or just Terry gently shutting a window
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and forgetting how strong he is.
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And look at this.
Evidence was compromised.
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Oh no, the shirt from
the Dekalb Street murder.
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That's the only hard evidence we have.
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ADA Greene's already mad
we didn't find anything else.
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Why is this on your desk, Peralta?
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I logged it out for trial,
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but Officer Howard
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is the one who got it
from the evidence locker.
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Let's blame him.
He's always up to no good.
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What? You don't even know me.
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Yes, I do. Then what's my last name?
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I thought it was Howard.
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It's Booth. My name is Howard Booth.
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Okay, fine, but just so you know,
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the only thing I'm gonna
remember from this interaction
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is that you put me on the spot, so…
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Sir, I know this is important,
but I kinda gotta go.
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Cagney and Lacey's recorder concert's
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in an hour and I promised…
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No one leaves until the
culprit is brought to justice.
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But they're playing Uptown Funk.
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I wouldn't care if they
were playing actual music.
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Whoever did this was obviously
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someone Peralta pranked seeking revenge.
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Who are his recent victims?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm sorry, but I'm the
Prankmaster General
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and I take that role very seriously.
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Look at this. There's a note.
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It says, "Gotcha back, babe."
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It was Amy.
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Who else would call Jake "babe"?
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Charles went through that year-long phase
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where he called everybody "babe."
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Uh-huh. I forget.
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-Did you guys like that?
-ALL: No!
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I still think it was Amy.
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Obviously I'm being framed,
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probably by whomever keeps accusing me.
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HOLT: No one's asking
the obvious question.
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Why did Scully open a package
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on Peralta's desk?
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Perhaps he was setting up the prank,
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and it blew up in his face.
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[ALL MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT]
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No, I just saw a box
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and I thought, "Oh,
cookies come in boxes."
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[ALL MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT]
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I bet it wasn't anyone in this squad.
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That's exactly what a
guilty person would say.
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So in order to prove my innocence,
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I just need to start pointing fingers?
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Mmm-hmm. Fine, it was Amy.
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Really? Because the "Babe"
thing screams you, Charles.
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Oh, you wanna hear screaming?
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[SHOUTS] It was Amy!
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It was Charles!
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Somebody confess!
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[SIREN BLARING]
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT] Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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It appears a crime has been committed,
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and no one will confess.
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Doing a German accent?
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I was going for Belgian,
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Like in Murder on the Orient Express.
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You sound like a Nazi.
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Okay, not a great note to hear.
I'll just use my normal voice.
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The point is a crime has been committed,
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and someone in this room did it.
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There are seven suspects
all with means and motive.
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It appears what we have
is a classic whodunnit.
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The phrase "whodunnit" is
a grammatical abomination.
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Please use the proper
term, a "who has done this."
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I will not, however, in
order to solve this case,
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we need the very finest of detectives,
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one with a unique set of
skills, someone named…
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Dillman! I'll call Dillman!
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Who?
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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I hear you need some help
with a "who has done this."
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Squad, meet detective Frank Dillman
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of the San Francisco PD.
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He is in town, and we were supposed
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to have lunch tomorrow,
but I asked him to come down
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because I need an
objective set of eyes on this.
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I can be objective.
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Then tell me. How do I look today?
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Normal? No. Dillman?
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Bloated. Thank you.
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Dillman is the single best detective
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I have ever worked with.
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Sadly, he was unjustly fired
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for investigating corruption in the NYPD.
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He hated dirty cops so much
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they used to call him Mr. Clean.
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Uh-huh, I'm sure that's the
only reason they called him that.
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Because I'm bald? You think that's funny?
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I started shaving my head
20 years ago in solidarity
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with my mother who was
undergoing chemotherapy.
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Oh, look, I'm so sorry…
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I'm obviously lying.
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It's classic male pattern baldness.
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But now, based on your reaction,
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I know every single thing
about you as a person.
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That can't be true. It is. You're cooked.
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All right, let's get started.
I want written statements
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from every witness.
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Personnel files for the entire squad.
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Of course, I need to have
this desk dusted for prints,
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see if we get a hit on the AFI system.
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Somebody could maybe
get rid of those pigeons.
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And, of course, I'll need to
see any surveillance video.
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Unfortunately, this area's a blind spot.
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The camera that covers
it broke two weeks ago,
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and it hasn't been fixed yet.
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Really don't want me to see that
security footage, do you, Lieutenant?
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Hmm, I wonder why.
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I was just stating the facts.
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I didn't do anything to the camera.
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I never thought you did, but now I know
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every single thing about you as a person.
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Everyone back off. Dillman has the scene.
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Man, this sucks.
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This case would have been
the perfect chance for you
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to prove to Holt that you
deserve that task force.
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Yeah. Maybe it still is.
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Holt thinks Dillman's the best
detective he's ever worked with,
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so what happens if I
solve the case before him?
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Then I become the best detective
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Holt has ever worked with, and
he has to give me the task force.
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Dillman thinks he knows
everything about me as a person,
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but there's one thing he doesn't know.
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I'm about to take him down.
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Oh, my God, he's staring right at us.
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Quick, pretend like I was
saying something else.
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Yes, Jake, you were young
when you lost your virginity.
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Thank you, Charles!
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The DA's office called.
Greene is furious.
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He thinks he may have to drop
all charges in the Dekalb case.
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Whoever did this is facing
a massive suspension,
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and there's no use hiding
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because Dillman will smoke you out.
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Right, but is there any
way he could hurry it up?
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So far it's just been
a lot of silent pacing.
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Would you ask a heart
surgeon to hurry it up?
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I mean, I would if he was
just walking around a room.
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Okay, here's what we know.
The glitter bomb was placed
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between 12:20 and 12:55.
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All the suspects say they were at lunch
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and have an alibi for that time,
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which means one of you is lying.
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It was Terry.
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Thanks for coming by,
Dill, but I got it from here.
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You see, Terrence, I
couldn't help but notice
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you're not wearing suspenders today.
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Odd, considering suspenders
are your entire personality.
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Seems a little reductive.
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I had a rough childhood,
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but I lifted myself up
through arts and athletics.
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[INTERRUPTS] You're the suspenders guy.
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Something felt fishy,
so Jakey went fishing,
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and I caught me a fat one.
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And look at that.
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Terry's suspenders
stuffed into his desk drawer,
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and there's glitter on them.
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Red glitter.
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Feels like that deserved an audible gasp.
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[GASPS LOUDLY] Thank you, Charles.
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You got messy setting up the prank.
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You didn't want anyone to see.
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You put the suspenders
in your desk drawer.
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Case closed.
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Did you put that folder there
just so you could close it?
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Yes, Rosa, obviously.
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I didn't do anything.
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Well, if you didn't do anything,
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How come the case is closed?
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It's not. Hmm?
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The glitter on Jeffords' suspenders
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is type 9A round red glitter
while the bomb spewed
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type 9C round red glitter,
254
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but then I suppose all round
red glitter looks the same to you.
255
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No. I know the difference.
256
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One is bigger? Shinier.
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[GRUNTS] The number refers to the size.
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The letter refers to
its reflective qualities.
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Seems like you know a weird
amount about glitter, man.
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So good detective work is weird to you?
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Interesting squad you have here, Raymond.
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I didn't choose them.
They were here when I arrived.
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Understood. The real question is
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why Jeffords had glitter on him at all.
265
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Fortunately, I have the answer.
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I deduced that he has
three young daughters,
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twins and a toddler.
268
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Big deal.
You saw the picture on his desk.
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I did, and judging by the maple trees
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in the background of that picture,
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it was taken last fall,
probably mid-October.
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The twins are smiling,
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each revealing a missing tooth.
274
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The twin on the right,
let's call her "Twin A."
275
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That's Cagney. Is that relevant?
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It's her name. So no. Twin A
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is missing an upper right incisor
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while Twin B is missing
a lower left incisor
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suggesting that they were seven
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when the photo was taken,
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which would put them in second grade.
282
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Spring semester of second grade
283
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is when the Brooklyn schools
do their solar system unit,
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a highlight of which is constructing
285
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a mobile of the planets.
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My hypothesis is that Twin A and Twin B
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requested Daddy's help
making Mars sparkle,
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hence the red glitter.
289
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Damn, yeah, that's exactly right.
290
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Just seems like a very complicated way
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of saying Terry has kids.
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Thank you. What?
293
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The point is, Jeffords is innocent,
294
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so I guess it's fair to say, "Case open."
295
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My God, I have gooseflesh.
296
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DILLMAN: So now I'd like
to move on to a real suspect.
297
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I wanna see Detective Diaz in the box.
298
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-[GASPS LOUDLY] What?
-Don't gasp for him. What are you doing?
299
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I'm sorry. It just slipped out.
300
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Title of your sex tape.
301
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Yeah, it's…
Obviously it's the title of his sex tape.
302
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Everyone's taking my stuff.
303
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
304
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Dillman never talks
first when he's in the box.
305
00:10:04,306 --> 00:10:07,433
Well, Rosa never initiates
conversation of any kind.
306
00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,435
Guys, I really have to get out of here.
307
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JEFFORDS: Somebody please
say something to get it started.
308
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No. And there it is.
309
00:10:13,315 --> 00:10:15,275
Now that I have the upper
hand, let's get started.
310
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Stupid Terry and his stupid kids.
311
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DILLMAN: You were the only suspect
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who did not go out for lunch,
313
00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,656
but if you were eating at your desk,
314
00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:24,242
how did you not see the
perpetrator plant the glitter bomb?
315
00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:25,577
I wasn't at my desk.
I was in the break room.
316
00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:27,036
Oh, the break room. That explains it.
317
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,320
I guess we're done here.
318
00:10:28,622 --> 00:10:30,874
Oh, here it comes, the
Dillman double back.
319
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,209
Just to double back…
320
00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:36,380
Oh, my. He actually said the words.
What a treat.
321
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:37,714
DILLMAN: If you were in the break room,
322
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why was the IP address of your laptop
323
00:10:39,841 --> 00:10:41,969
logged into the Wi-Fi on the fifth floor?
324
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,554
Fine. There's an empty office there
325
00:10:44,638 --> 00:10:45,638
where I go to be alone.
326
00:10:45,722 --> 00:10:49,476
Seems innocent enough.
Why would you lie about that?
327
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:53,119
Maybe because you were up
there assembling a glitter bomb.
328
00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:55,247
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
329
00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:57,275
I'm sorry, I didn't…
I was watching a soap opera.
330
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:59,068
It's called Drake's Hollow.
I never miss an episode.
331
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It's my mother's favorite show
332
00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:01,863
and when things were bad between us,
333
00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:03,615
it was the one thing that
we could still talk about.
334
00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:05,659
Oh, that's sweet. It is kind of sweet.
335
00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,036
Sweet enough to fool a lesser detective.
336
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,121
What… I wasn't fooled. Take her away.
337
00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:12,165
If you really watch
Drake's Hollow every day,
338
00:11:12,249 --> 00:11:13,958
you won't mind if I
give you a little quiz.
339
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,002
You see, I've been known
to visit the Hollow myself
340
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,922
from time to time not unlike
Nicholas Van Bronderberg.
341
00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:20,840
Who's the father of Eliana's twins?
342
00:11:20,924 --> 00:11:21,926
Christian is Jacob's father,
343
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,594
but Joshua was stolen from the hospital.
344
00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:24,803
His real father remains unknown.
345
00:11:24,887 --> 00:11:26,222
Who did Joshua grow up to marry?
346
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:27,890
First came Sandra,
then there was Brigitte,
347
00:11:27,974 --> 00:11:29,058
but she turned out to be his sister.
348
00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:30,643
Katherine died during childbirth,
349
00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:31,977
though it was later revealed
that she was murdered
350
00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:33,395
by Amanda, Joshua's next wife.
351
00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:34,980
They divorced after Amanda was sentenced
352
00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:36,065
to the electric chair.
353
00:11:36,149 --> 00:11:37,608
But Joshua rebounded
quickly with Jasmine.
354
00:11:37,692 --> 00:11:39,443
Jasmine was followed by
Grace, the love of his life,
355
00:11:39,527 --> 00:11:41,028
but she had a contract
dispute with the producers
356
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:42,780
so she was killed off camera by a snake.
357
00:11:42,864 --> 00:11:45,699
[CHUCKLES] You messed up.
You forgot Gwendolyn.
358
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:47,368
No, I didn't. Joshua and Gwendolyn
359
00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:49,286
were technically never married
because that whole season
360
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,920
took place inside Kiki's mind
361
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,139
[WHISPERING] while she was in a coma.
362
00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:56,044
Diaz is innocent.
363
00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:57,919
So I guess he was wrong about Rosa.
364
00:11:58,046 --> 00:11:59,838
Don't worry about Dillman.
365
00:11:59,922 --> 00:12:01,757
He's the best detective
I've ever worked with.
366
00:12:01,841 --> 00:12:03,342
Or you just keep talking him up
367
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,386
because you don't want
us to notice how weird it is
368
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,054
that you brought in a
friend to work the case.
369
00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,390
We're not friends.
My only friends are James and Julian.
370
00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:11,016
Hurtful, but I still think it's strange
371
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,643
that you won't let me
run the investigation
372
00:12:12,727 --> 00:12:14,103
unless, of course, there's something
373
00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:15,813
you're scared I might find. Excuse me?
374
00:12:15,897 --> 00:12:17,899
Where were you between 12:20 and 12:55?
375
00:12:18,107 --> 00:12:20,776
You aren't seriously suggesting
that I am the prank man.
376
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,444
It does seem a little far-fetched, Jake.
377
00:12:22,528 --> 00:12:24,613
I mean, he did just use
the phrase, "prank man."
378
00:12:24,697 --> 00:12:27,533
It's not far-fetched at all.
Holt is not the joyless robot
379
00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:28,659
that he once was.
380
00:12:28,743 --> 00:12:29,952
Is this about the time I ate a burrito?
381
00:12:30,036 --> 00:12:31,036
I was pressured into it.
382
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,454
Just tell us where you were at lunch.
383
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:34,498
Well, if you must know, I
was having lunch with Boyle.
384
00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:36,667
[LAUGHS] No way.
You two are the second most unlikely
385
00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,085
Nine-Nine lunch combination.
386
00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:40,087
First is anyone with
Hitchcock and Scully.
387
00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:41,380
Second is Holt and Charles.
388
00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:42,506
It is pretty strange.
389
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:45,718
I mean, obviously it was
uncomfortable, but it was a work lunch.
390
00:12:45,802 --> 00:12:47,052
Look, it's not a big deal, guys.
391
00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:48,262
We don't have to talk about it.
392
00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:50,306
I was offering him
the task force position.
393
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,266
Boyle is my choice.
394
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:57,271
Boyle? From work? [CHUCKLES] Oh.
395
00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,650
How great for him.
[LAUGHS] And no one else.
396
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,443
You know what, I just
remembered that I'm late to leave.
397
00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:03,528
Gotta go, bye.
398
00:13:05,696 --> 00:13:06,698
Hey.
399
00:13:07,783 --> 00:13:09,075
I don't understand, Charles.
400
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:10,785
If Holt already assigned
you to the task force,
401
00:13:10,869 --> 00:13:12,162
why were you helping me try and get it?
402
00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:14,539
I was planning on telling Holt no.
403
00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:16,959
What? That's insane.
It's a huge opportunity.
404
00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:19,210
I know, but I've been
meaning to cut back on hours.
405
00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:20,462
I'm working too much.
406
00:13:20,921 --> 00:13:22,464
It's affecting Nikolaj at school.
407
00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:24,215
He's been making so many new friends.
408
00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:25,300
Wait, isn't that a good thing?
409
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:26,885
No, he's trying to get me jealous.
410
00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:28,261
I did the same thing to my dad.
411
00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,347
So, Jake, for real.
412
00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:31,431
I'm not gonna take the assignment.
413
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,465
[SIGHS] Okay, I guess that makes sense.
414
00:13:33,684 --> 00:13:35,935
But just promise me you're not
turning it down because of me.
415
00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:37,062
Jake, I promise.
416
00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:38,939
Okay.
417
00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:41,233
Great, well,
418
00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,651
if you're turning it down,
that means there's still
419
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,986
an opportunity for me to solve the case
420
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,488
and prove to Holt I
belong on the task force.
421
00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:47,972
-What task force?
-[BOTH GASP]
422
00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:49,491
How long have you been here?
423
00:13:49,575 --> 00:13:51,326
Just a few seconds.
But that was more than enough time
424
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,994
for me to ascertain everything about you…
425
00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:54,162
As a person, yes, we know.
426
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:55,413
No one likes a know-it-all.
427
00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:58,083
You're married to one.
428
00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,717
Follow me.
I have an important announcement to make.
429
00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:03,046
BOTH: Dillman.
430
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,756
May I have everyone's attention please?
431
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,716
I have solved the, "who has done this."
432
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,150
I know by whom it was done.
433
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,886
It was Jake Peralta.
434
00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:12,680
What? That's crazy.
The box was on my desk.
435
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,974
I'm the victim. Wrong.
Scully's the victim.
436
00:14:15,058 --> 00:14:16,309
You know, you think glitter's gonna taste
437
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:17,560
like sprinkles, but it doesn't.
438
00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:18,895
It tastes like blood. That is blood.
439
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,730
The glitter's shredding your tongue. Oh.
440
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:21,940
Why would I blow up my own desk?
441
00:14:22,024 --> 00:14:23,108
For the task force.
442
00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,151
I just heard you say you
wanted to prove to Holt
443
00:14:25,235 --> 00:14:26,361
that you're a great detective.
444
00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:28,071
That's why you set this whole thing up.
445
00:14:28,155 --> 00:14:31,032
It was a perfect plan, and you would've
gotten away with it if not for me.
446
00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:32,450
Wow. You're a lunatic.
447
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:34,244
Would a lunatic know
that your body temperature
448
00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:36,746
just rose 9/10 of a
degree indicating guilt?
449
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,290
Yes. Oh, look.
450
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,502
What do we have here?
A receipt from Party Zone
451
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,462
for one air tank rental paid in cash.
452
00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:46,881
That's not mine.
I never keep my receipts.
453
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,842
Amy, tell them. Tell them how
much our accountant hates me.
454
00:14:48,926 --> 00:14:50,177
She hates him so much.
455
00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:51,595
My bag was sitting next to my desk.
456
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,055
Anyone could have put that in there.
457
00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:54,682
That kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
458
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:55,766
You'd be laughed out of court.
459
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,059
I've only been laughed at in court once,
460
00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,727
and that was because
I made a terrific joke.
461
00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:00,438
I was there. It was hilarious.
462
00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:01,605
Come on.
463
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,067
I guess it's fair to say case closed.
464
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,985
No. He stole that from me.
465
00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:08,404
Go home.
You're suspended until further notice.
466
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,781
This is nuts.
467
00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:11,198
I can't believe Holt believes
468
00:15:11,282 --> 00:15:13,618
that ridiculous windbag
and his sack of lies.
469
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:16,245
Oh, I know everything about
glitter and Drake's Elbow.
470
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:17,580
Hollow. Amy, please.
471
00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:19,714
I just need your support right now, okay?
472
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:21,250
Wait a minute, you believe me, right?
473
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,085
Of course I do. I'm your wife.
474
00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:24,587
I'm on your side no matter what.
475
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:25,672
[SIGHS] Thanks.
476
00:15:25,922 --> 00:15:27,298
Same, by the way. Thanks.
477
00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:28,883
I mean, no one really suspects me.
478
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:30,176
Right. Look, go home.
479
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,178
I'll check for prints on
the Party Zone receipt.
480
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,805
Yours won't be there, but
maybe someone else's will.
481
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:37,058
Wait a minute. Prints. That's it.
482
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:38,517
I think I know who framed me.
483
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,311
Who? I can't say yet. I wanna be sure.
484
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:41,645
You wanna do a big, dramatic reveal
485
00:15:41,729 --> 00:15:42,730
in front of everyone, don't you?
486
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:44,482
Yes, obviously.
Look, I have to check on one thing.
487
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,066
Don't let anybody leave. Okay.
488
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:47,693
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
489
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:49,236
[GERMAN ACCENT] Attention, everyone.
490
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,738
Stop what you are doing.
491
00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:52,156
[NORMAL VOICE]
Eh, still a little Nazi.
492
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,282
I'm gonna just drop the accent.
493
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,618
Peralta, you can't be here.
You're suspended.
494
00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:57,036
And you're lucky it's not worse.
495
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,579
The DA's office wanted you fired.
496
00:15:58,663 --> 00:16:00,663
I'm being framed, and I know who did it.
497
00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:02,249
It was Dillman!
498
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,877
[SCOFFS] I just met you today.
499
00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:06,295
-Why would I do that?
-PERALTA: Good question.
500
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,923
It's because you want Holt
to put you on that task force.
501
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,426
Dillman can't be on a
New York task force.
502
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,093
The SFPD would never approve it.
503
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:15,263
Correct, only he's not SFPD.
504
00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:17,014
When you first arrived,
you asked us to check
505
00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,766
the fingerprints against the AFI system,
506
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,350
but that system hasn't
been used in over five years
507
00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:22,853
by any police department.
508
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,773
Well, I used the AFI system for 20 years.
509
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:27,483
I guess I misspoke.
510
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:28,734
Oh, misspoke. I see.
511
00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:30,569
That explains everything. My apologies.
512
00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,947
I'm just gonna head back on out to exile…
513
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,615
Just to double back.
514
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,158
My God. He's double backing Dillman.
515
00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:38,370
How could the best detective that Holt's
ever worked with make such a mistake?
516
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,996
I wondered myself, so I
made a few phone calls.
517
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,416
It turns out, Dillman
was fired by the SFPD.
518
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,417
I guess he rubbed the
brass the wrong way.
519
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:45,835
Not only that, but he's currently working
520
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,547
part time at Yarn Barn,
a hobby shop in Albany.
521
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:50,722
I have his manager
on the phone right now.
522
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,260
Frank, what is going on?
You have a shift tonight.
523
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,386
You know I have finals.
524
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,054
[STAMMERS] I'm so sorry, Alyssa.
525
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:58,723
I got hung up in the city.
I just lost track of time.
526
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:00,433
This explains everything.
He's not a great detective.
527
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,727
He's a sad man working part time
528
00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:03,853
selling crafting supplies.
529
00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:07,315
Okay, fine, yes. I was fired by the SFPD.
530
00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:08,775
And yes, I contacted Raymond
531
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,235
in hopes of getting on that task force.
532
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,445
I thought it would be my
way back onto the NYPD.
533
00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,030
Oh, my God. I hate the Yarn Barn.
534
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,657
Really disappointing to hear, Frank.
535
00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,242
Yeah, well you're a bad
manager, Alyssa, okay?
536
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,578
You play favorites and it
hurts to be on the outside.
537
00:17:19,662 --> 00:17:20,829
You don't even show up to… Okay.
538
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:22,080
I was gonna bring up the task force
539
00:17:22,164 --> 00:17:23,498
when I had lunch with Raymond tomorrow,
540
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,125
but when he called about this case,
541
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:27,210
I thought solving it would seal the deal…
542
00:17:27,294 --> 00:17:28,461
Which would have been easy since you set
543
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:29,921
the whole thing up to frame me.
544
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,507
Ridiculous. Why would I have
waited so long to accuse you?
545
00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,509
Because if you solved it right
away, it would've been too obvious.
546
00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:35,760
He's deflecting because he's guilty.
547
00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:37,804
Dillman lied about where he worked.
We can't trust him.
548
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,264
The receipt was in Peralta's bag.
549
00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:40,390
You're the glitter expert.
550
00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:41,766
Well, you're the Prankmaster General.
551
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,500
-BOTH: It was him.
-[SIREN BLARING]
552
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,020
It wasn't either of you,
553
00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:47,356
but I know who it was.
554
00:17:48,273 --> 00:17:49,923
Son of a bitch stole my bullhorn.
555
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:55,322
Okay, I'm not 100% sure this is right,
556
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,407
and maybe I'm missing something…
557
00:17:57,491 --> 00:17:58,992
Charles, as a veteran
of many big reveals,
558
00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:00,619
can I give you a tip?
Not so much waffling.
559
00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:02,203
I agree. You're not commanding the room.
560
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,956
Let him finish, his way.
561
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:05,624
But do pace it up a bit, Charles.
562
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,334
Copy that. So from the beginning,
563
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:10,587
I was very skeptical that anyone
in our squad was behind the prank.
564
00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,380
Why didn't you just say that?
I did, and then you said,
565
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:13,923
"That's exactly what a
guilty person would say."
566
00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:15,008
Eh, I stand by it.
567
00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:16,801
Okay, so who was the prank man?
568
00:18:16,885 --> 00:18:17,928
There was no prank.
569
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,529
That was just a cover.
570
00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:22,267
You see, guys, the point of the explosion
571
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:23,768
was to contaminate the evidence
572
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,102
of the Dekalb Street murder.
573
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,395
But the suspect is in prison,
574
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:27,938
has no ties to organized crime,
575
00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:29,148
and no means of bribing an officer.
576
00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:30,775
How could he have
possibly pulled that off?
577
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,485
Yeah, Jake, that stumped
me for a little bit too,
578
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,719
but then something you
said gave me an idea.
579
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,906
I mean, that kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
580
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,157
You'd be laughed out of court.
581
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:39,575
Ah, yeah, I remember when I said that.
582
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,160
It was awesome. Wait, but who did it?
583
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,747
The mastermind was ADA Greene.
584
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,331
He didn't have enough
evidence for the case.
585
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,666
He was afraid he was gonna lose
586
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,125
and needed someone to blame it on.
587
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,461
Whom did he work with?
588
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:51,462
Obviously someone who
knew about the pranks
589
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,506
and that Amy called Jake "babe."
590
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:55,758
Excellent question, Captain.
It took a little digging
591
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:57,802
to find that out, but I
pulled some personnel files
592
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,261
and combed through some social media.
593
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,639
Do you know what Greene's
wife's maiden name is?
594
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,723
Duchovny? No.
595
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:03,849
Zappa. No.
596
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,436
Fagerbakke. No, Booth. Howard Booth.
597
00:19:07,228 --> 00:19:08,312
As in, Officer Booth.
598
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,648
Oh, yes. Officer Howard.
599
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,816
BOYLE: He's Greene's brother-in-law.
600
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,901
He didn't just put the
evidence on Jake's desk.
601
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,152
He put the glitter bomb there.
602
00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:17,029
Oh, my God. We have to find Booth.
603
00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:19,448
Already did it. And I booked him.
604
00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:20,533
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
605
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,494
PERALTA: Oh, classic elevator reveal.
606
00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:24,286
This feels like it calls
for an audible gasp.
607
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,038
[GASPS LOUDLY] Not from you, Charles.
608
00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:27,415
From me. [GASPS LOUDLY]
609
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,542
[GASPS] Wait, did you
just gasp at my gasp?
610
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,001
Sorry. Your gasp was so good.
611
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,837
Oh, thank you for gasping at my gasp.
612
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,005
My pleasure.
613
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:37,091
Sorry you missed your daughter's concert.
614
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,259
No, no, it's okay.
615
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,928
Sharon totally understood…
616
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,346
After I lied to her and
said we had to stay late
617
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,472
because Rosa got shot.
618
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:45,224
Next time you see her, walk with a limp.
619
00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:46,351
Copy that.
620
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:49,270
Hey, you know you don't
have to sweep up, right?
621
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354
Well, someone's gotta.
622
00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:52,064
Plus it reminds me of
the three years I spent
623
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:53,648
as a cleaning lady in college.
624
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,110
Hmm. I guess there really
is no term for cleaning man.
625
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,737
Mmm-mm. That's not great.
626
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,363
So hey, listen. I wanted to say
627
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,658
great job today and also I'm sorry.
628
00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,034
Sorry for what?
Well, when I heard you got the task force,
629
00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:06,204
my first reaction was
just to feel sad for myself
630
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,538
instead of happy for you.
631
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,291
Well, you sure hid it well.
632
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,542
I really didn't.
633
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,586
I stormed into the other
room and moped by myself.
634
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,670
Eh, but you had style.
635
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,922
Charles, no. Look.
636
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,549
You have to take the task force job.
637
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,885
Really? What about Nikolaj?
638
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,636
He's gonna be so proud of his dad.
639
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,305
I bet he even ditches those new friends.
640
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,765
Oh, man. That's the dream.
641
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,600
Thank you for saying that.
642
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,269
Honestly, though, I still don't
get why Holt chose me over you.
643
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,479
Are you kidding?
644
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,855
I mean, just look at today.
645
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,356
Instead of fighting for attention,
646
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,567
you did the work and
methodically built your case.
647
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,860
You noticed things that a room full
648
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,344
of seasoned cops all missed.
649
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,155
You're a great detective, Charles.
650
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,199
Wow. Even in defeat,
651
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,909
you are a true prince of a man.
652
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,036
The task force is yours.
653
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,622
What? No.
Boyle, just take the win! Right.
654
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,873
It was good to see you today.
655
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,041
I'll keep my ears open
656
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,417
for any job opportunities that arise.
657
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,336
Appreciate it. I could use it.
658
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,962
Just got a text from Alyssa,
659
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,715
I've been fired by the Yarn Barn.
660
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,299
Well, you're still the
best damn detective
661
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,425
I've ever worked with.
662
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,635
Thank you.
663
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,178
Wait a minute.
664
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,263
Your iris just contracted
by 1 /10th of a millimeter.
665
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,348
You're lying.
666
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,767
Yes, I've lost a lot of
respect for you today.
667
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:09,977
Understood.
668
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,186
Goodbye, Raymond.
669
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,564
Well… [SIGHS]
670
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,067
Since Dillman is clearly
out of the top spot now,
671
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,402
who's the best detective
you've ever worked with?
672
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,530
It's Sergeant Leslie Hunt-Minkoff.
673
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,200
Who?