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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Oh, hey, Jake, what's, what's
the deal with the office today?
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It feels crazy.
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Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke
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and some machine guns from evidence.
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What? It's the first I'm hearing of it.
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Yeah, well, you just got here, right?
Right.
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I need you to find whoever
did this and kill them.
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So they're dead.
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Bonkers morning, huh?
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So any idea who did it?
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No. But whoever it was had an intimate
knowledge of our security systems.
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It was obviously an inside job.
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I bet it was Brian.
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Why do you say that?
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Because he once said he has a hot tub.
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You know how that crowd is.
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I didn't know Brian had a hot tub.
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That does sound bad.
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Yeah.
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But we have to let the
investigation run its course.
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Right now, everyone's a suspect.
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DIAZ: Except for Hitchcock and Scully.
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Whoever did it took the stairs.
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What will happen to the person,
you know, if you find them.
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HOLT: Well, they have
committed several felonies,
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probably looking at, uh, 30-to-life.
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So that person could miss 15 Olympics.
Cool.
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I have to go.
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They know the drugs are missing.
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They don't suspect me
because I'm playing it super cool.
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Now when is the hand off?
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Yes, I'm alone in the ladies room.
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No one can hear me.
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Okay, so I know something.
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But you can't ask how I know it.
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Debbie took the coke and the guns.
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Yeah, we know its Debbie.
Acting super suspicious.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Debbie, can I see you in my office?
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Yeah, sure. What's this about?
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We'll talk in my office.
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It'll just take a minute. Oh, hey. Wow.
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This morning's full of surprises, huh,
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first that stolen cocaine
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that Hot Tub Brian took,
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now this unrelated thing involving me.
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Ha. You know what, I think
I'm gonna go make a sandwich.
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I just I love sandwiches,
I'll meet you in there.
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Guilty of loving sandwiches, right?
[LAUGHS]
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Debbie.
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Hmm, what do I want in my sandwich?
Let's see.
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Definitely ham, cheese,
baking soda, for sure.
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French vanilla creamer.
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Ooh, orange chicken. [LAUGHS]
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[GRUNTS] Debbie!
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You really thought
you'd get away with it?
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Damn, Scully.
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I was planning on eating
that orange chicken later.
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JEFFORDS: Is that why you took her down?
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Do you even know about
the missing cocaine?
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Cocaine?
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So we don't know where
Debbie's hidden the drugs.
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We searched her car, her apartment,
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we even tried the
location data on her phone.
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But she was smart. She had it turned off.
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Or her battery died.
According to her Screen Time app,
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she plays five hours a day,
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the game called, Cool Girl in School.
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I love CGIS.
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I just made captain of the color guard.
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Junior year's looking up.
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The coke Debbie took was
evidence against Silvio Nucci.
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Now, he wanted it gone, I think
he got Debbie to do his dirty work.
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I'm sorry.
You think Debbie is working with notorious
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crime boss Silvio Nucci?
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The same Debbie who has a denim jacket
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that says "Rock 'n Roll"?
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It was her.
I heard her setting up a drop.
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And why were you in the women's room?
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It wasn't for a gross reason,
the men's room was occupied
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and I had to dump out.
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Well, as long as it
wasn't for a gross reason.
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We know you did it, Debbie.
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Just tell me the truth.
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Let me be your friend here.
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Thank you, but I already
have plenty of friends.
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Gil, Finn. Goldie, Bubbles.
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Those are clearly just
the names of your pet fish.
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Okay, fine.
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They're my fish, and I took the drugs.
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I'm sorry, I screwed everything up.
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Okay, this is good.
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Now just tell me why you did it.
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Because I need my drugs.
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I'm a big time drug girl.
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Debbie, I don't think that's true.
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I think Silvio Nucci, forced
you to do this against your will.
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Nucci? [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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What? [CONTINUES LAUGHING]
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She sat there and laughed for 40 minutes.
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She's never gonna turn on Nucci.
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I'll bet she's heard stories of what he
does to people who testify against him.
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Man, I wish there was
something we could do to help her.
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Why? Well, I know she committed a crime,
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but she's clearly in over her head.
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I don't think she's
actually a bad person.
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She's a grown-up who
made her own decisions,
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and now she has to
suffer the consequences.
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You might not get it, but personally,
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I relate to someone who made a mistake
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and can't find their way out of it.
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When I was younger, I
was thoroughly hoodwinked
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by the "so-called" good
people at Columbia CD Club.
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Next thing you know, I had 16 copies
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of Blind Melons' first album.
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In high school, I broke into a bunch
of houses and wound up in juvie.
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What? That's terrible.
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I mean, yeah, Rosa's is a little worse.
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I was in ballet school, and
there was so much pressure
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to be perfect all the
time that I just snapped.
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If hadn't been underage,
I would've gone to prison.
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It's all the more reason you
should have sympathy for Debbie
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and understand why
she could use our help.
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Nobody helped me, my parents kicked me
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out of house and told me I was on my own.
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I'm so sorry you had to go
through all that alone, Rosa.
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No, it was a good thing.
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I had to face my mistakes
and fix them by myself.
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It made me a stronger person.
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So, no, I don't think we
should take pity on Debbie.
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Okay, fine. But even so, wouldn't
you rather take down Silvio Nucci,
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a known crime boss,
instead of Debbie Fogle,
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a rewards member at JOANN Fabrics?
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Yeah, but Debbie's not
gonna testify against Nucci.
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You may be right, and that's why
we're gonna catch him in the act.
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Brace yourselves, everyone,
we're about to pop that Nucci.
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Apologies.
That was inappropriate in the workplace.
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But in my defense, that was
a song that I learned about
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from Columbia House, Rosa.
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Hmm. All right, here's the plan.
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Why are we going this way?
The bathroom's back there.
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I'm breaking you out,
I work for Silvio Nucci.
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Oh, my God. You work for Nucci? Me too!
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Way too loud, Debbie.
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Okay. Press yourself against the wall
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to avoid being seen by the camera.
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Why didn't she do it
with her back to the wall?
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Face first seems like such a mistake.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Oh, no, they found us.
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No, no, no, Debbie.
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Rosa's on Nucci's payroll too.
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She's getting us out of here. Oh.
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Debbie. Trunk. Now. Sorry.
It's a little tight in there.
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Oh, I'm not picky.
I don't need light or oxygen.
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I'm kinda like a low-maintenance plant.
Ooh, like a succulent…
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That's great, Debbie.
But the trunk is closing on its own,
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it's definitely not me slamming it.
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DEBBIE: So you guys are
gonna stay here with me?
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Nucci thought we could
help you guard the coke.
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Oh, I can handle it.
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I'm pretty tough.
I take self-defense at the women's gym.
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Hiyah! Hiyah!
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Oh, neat. You actually say the
words, "Hiyah" like Miss Piggy.
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So when's Nucci coming
to pick up the coke?
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Uh, could be hours. Could be days. Days?
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I don't know. Nucci just said
to wait by this burner phone.
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-He said he always works like that.
-PERALTA: Right.
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Of course.
We have so many inside jokes about it.
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I can imagine. He is pretty funny.
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He's always like, "Debbie,
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"if you mess this up, I'm gonna
gut you like a fish." What? [LAUGHS]
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So he threatened you.
That's why you went dirty.
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No. He offered me a million dollars.
I had no choice.
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My dad is really sick, and he needed this
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expensive experimental surgery. Ah!
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What about you guys? How did he turn you?
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Well, I've been dirty long before
Nucci came onto the scene.
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[LAUGHS] I do a ton of coke.
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They call me Mr. Springtime because
of how fast I make the snow disappear.
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Wow, I've never even had a nickname.
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I mean, I guess people
do call me, "Hey, lady."
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Right. Well, I'm gonna let the
Nine-Nine know we are looking for you,
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you know, so those idiots
don't think we broke you out.
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Ooh, you think they're idiots?
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Oh, yeah, big time.
I mean, Holt's a blowhard.
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Jeffords is all brawn, no brains.
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Boyle's a laughing stock.
Amy's just the worst.
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I mean, she thinks she's
so smart and so pretty
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and she makes me feel good
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about the world and my place in it.
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[CLEARS THROAT] And she smells
like [BLEEP]. We've all smelled her.
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Rosa, let's go outside.
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Hey, you know, that was
Undercover Jake talking in there, right?
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Relax, man.
So you're not gonna tell Amy what I said?
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Oh, no, I definitely am. I'm saying relax
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because there's no way you can stop me.
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Damn it!
Well, did you at least text the Nine-Nine
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and tell 'em we don't
know when the handoff is?
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Yeah, but, man, I don't like this.
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We found the drugs.
We should forget about Nucci
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and take Debbie in. What?
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Nucci is the real bad guy here.
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And you heard Debbie.
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She's only doing this to get
the money for her dad's surgery.
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There are other ways to get money.
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She could've gone to a bank.
Right, and she's white.
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She definitely would've gotten approved.
Terrific point.
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That's not what I was saying. Ah, we were
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both thinking it.
Anyways, it doesn't matter.
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Our plan is working.
What are you worried about?
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There's a loose cannon in there
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with two machine guns.
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She's not a loose cannon.
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I saw her apologize to a
chair after bumping into it.
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Trust me. We're not gonna
have any problems with Debbie.
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Hey, Jake, guess what?
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You made cocaine sound
so cool, I decided to try it.
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But I didn't wanna overdo it,
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so I only did, like, a tiny little toot.
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Then I didn't feel anything.
So I did, like, a little bit more.
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And I still didn't feel anything,
so then I did a lot more.
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And then I felt it.
Like, I really felt it.
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So then I did a couple
more, like, big ass toots.
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Why do you guys keep
ducking behind the bed?
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'Cause you keep
pointing those guns at us.
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Oh, my God. Do not worry about it.
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It's totally fine.
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We need to find out
how Nucci got to Debbie.
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Fortunately, it turns out she
kept a fairly comprehensive diary.
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As a power journaler, I think we can hold
off on using the word "comprehensive."
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Oh, damn, that's comprehensive.
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These are all just from this year?
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This one is labeled August 21st. Morning.
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This one is August 21st Evening.
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This entire dairy is about
an episode of House Hunters.
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This is gonna take forever.
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I actually took a speed reading course.
I tested at 800 WPM.
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That's pathetic. I tested at 802.
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That's pretty close to Holt's score.
242
00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,423
No, no. 802's incredible. She pwned me.
243
00:08:42,091 --> 00:08:44,134
I read the entire Urban Dictionary
244
00:08:44,218 --> 00:08:46,470
so I could converse with
the other uniformed officers.
245
00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:48,179
Finished it in 47 minutes.
246
00:08:48,638 --> 00:08:51,015
I've never been so
attracted to a gay man before.
247
00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:52,558
And I dated several in college.
248
00:08:52,642 --> 00:08:54,518
Shall we have a read-off, Santiago?
249
00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,644
We don't have finger guards.
250
00:08:55,728 --> 00:08:56,812
So we do it raw.
251
00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:59,022
JEFFORDS: Okay, I
normally don't encourage
252
00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,566
such childish competitions,
253
00:09:00,732 --> 00:09:02,317
but this might help things go faster.
254
00:09:02,401 --> 00:09:03,943
My only question is, Holt, are you sure
255
00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:05,779
your old ass eyes are
up to the challenge?
256
00:09:05,863 --> 00:09:07,154
HOLT: I know you're
just trying to motivate me,
257
00:09:07,238 --> 00:09:11,325
but these old ass eyes will be
reading your tombstone, son.
258
00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:15,162
Oh, I needed more light in this place.
259
00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,789
Now I can finally think, and the
ideas are, like, flowing out of me.
260
00:09:17,873 --> 00:09:18,915
Okay, what about this one?
261
00:09:18,999 --> 00:09:21,626
It's hamburgers, but
the pickles are coins?
262
00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:23,252
Still feel bad for her now
that she's a cokehead?
263
00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:24,337
She's not a cokehead.
264
00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:27,339
She's an innocent girl in a stressful
situation who did cocaine one time
265
00:09:27,423 --> 00:09:28,548
and will probably never do it again.
266
00:09:28,632 --> 00:09:30,382
Whoo! Guess who just did more coke.
267
00:09:30,593 --> 00:09:31,635
This is my thing now.
268
00:09:31,719 --> 00:09:33,345
-[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
-Ooh, okay.
269
00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:34,972
Is it Nucci? Yes.
270
00:09:35,181 --> 00:09:37,223
He wants to know if I can
do the handoff in two hours.
271
00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:40,267
Um, I'm gonna tell him no
because I'm having so much fun
272
00:09:40,351 --> 00:09:42,394
with my new best friends, Jake and Rosa.
273
00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:43,854
Ah, no, no, no. Don't mention us.
274
00:09:43,938 --> 00:09:45,272
You know, because you're
supposed to be working,
275
00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:46,482
not enjoying yourself.
276
00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:48,733
Right, just keep it short.
Say two hours is great.
277
00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:49,943
That's very smart.
278
00:09:50,027 --> 00:09:53,363
And I'm gonna send him my favorite
GIF of Mr. Bean giving a thumbs up.
279
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:55,741
Oh, Mr. Bean. What a stud.
280
00:09:55,949 --> 00:09:57,449
Hey, Rosa, what would you do
281
00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,409
if you could do anything to Mr. Bean?
282
00:09:59,493 --> 00:10:01,454
-Nothing.
-PERALTA: Come on, Rosa.
283
00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:05,541
Don't be shy. Say what you would do to
international sex symbol Mr. Bean's body.
284
00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,293
Fine. I would take a very large glass…
[BLEEPING]
285
00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:13,840
let himself out.
286
00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:15,216
I see.
287
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,759
Wow. Um, I just have one quick note.
288
00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:18,260
Mr. Bean never [BLEEPING],
289
00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:20,428
beg for mercy.
290
00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:23,223
Ah, great note, Debbie. The point
is, we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell
291
00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:24,558
and wish we looked exactly like him.
292
00:10:24,642 --> 00:10:25,767
You're closer than you think.
293
00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:26,977
Hmm? Oh, hey, Rosa.
294
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,435
It's not that you're a
third wheel or anything,
295
00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:29,603
it's just that we're out of ice,
296
00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:31,689
so could you go get us
some more ice, please?
297
00:10:31,773 --> 00:10:34,734
Hey, well, this is full of ice, but yeah.
298
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,235
I'll hit up the Nine-Nine.
299
00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:38,736
You've actually been texting
the Nine-Nine a lot, haven't you?
300
00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,238
Yeah, to make sure our cover's intact,
301
00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:41,614
and so they don't
figure out that we're dirty.
302
00:10:41,698 --> 00:10:42,699
Is that what's really going on?
303
00:10:42,783 --> 00:10:44,409
'Cause I feel like there's
something you're not telling me.
304
00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:46,661
I feel like all that coke
is making you paranoid.
305
00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:49,580
No, you're paranoid.
Now, don't you dare take another step.
306
00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:51,498
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
Debbie, what are you doing?
307
00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:53,082
Give me your phone. That's it.
308
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,335
Debbie Fogle, you are under arrest.
309
00:10:55,419 --> 00:10:57,004
What? Oh, my God.
Are you not really dirty?
310
00:10:57,088 --> 00:10:59,038
Ah… No. And I'll be taking that gun.
311
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:01,299
-Hiyah! [GRUNTS]
-[GRUNTS]
312
00:11:02,217 --> 00:11:06,721
Okay, so the women's gym and the cocaine
have given Debbie super powers. Cool.
313
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:09,105
Cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
314
00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:13,541
You're making a big mistake, Debbie.
This isn't gonna work.
315
00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:15,729
I'm such a terrible judge of character.
316
00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:19,440
I was wrong about Rosa, I missed
all the signs with my cousin Jared.
317
00:11:19,607 --> 00:11:21,775
[WHISPERS] The sandwich guy.
What is wrong with me?
318
00:11:21,859 --> 00:11:24,737
Nothing. You're just coming down
from the many handfuls of coke you did.
319
00:11:24,821 --> 00:11:27,822
Right. I'm so dumb. I'm such an idiot!
I'm dumb, I'm dumb.
320
00:11:27,906 --> 00:11:30,241
Ah, hey, why don't you let
me hold your gun for you?
321
00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:32,660
And then you can hit yourself in the
face with your fist like a normal person
322
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:33,745
having a mental breakdown.
323
00:11:33,829 --> 00:11:35,080
I can't give you my gun.
324
00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:36,873
You'll probably try and arrest me.
325
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,458
Debbie, I'm not like Rosa.
Here, check my phone.
326
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:40,751
I haven't been texting the Nine-Nine.
327
00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:42,044
I have nothing to hide.
328
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,215
I don't know. There are a lot of
sweet messages between you and Amy.
329
00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:47,715
I thought you said
she stinks like [BLEEP].
330
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,009
She does. Prove it.
331
00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:50,301
Describe her stink to me.
332
00:11:50,385 --> 00:11:51,510
Don't think about it, just say it.
333
00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:53,346
Bad mayo, three-day-old macaroni salad.
334
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,223
Okay, I buy it. I trust you.
335
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,683
Why'd you do that?
336
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,559
Rosa probably told the
Nine-Nine that you're corrupt
337
00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:02,229
and they could use your phone
to track us to the new drop site.
338
00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:04,023
Oh. Right, smart.
339
00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:05,273
Hey, should I drive?
340
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,399
You know, that way, you can take a nap
341
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:07,650
and get the coke out of your system.
[SNORTING]
342
00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:09,944
And we'll both be calm and
you just did a bunch more.
343
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:11,628
I did! I'm the king of New York.
344
00:12:11,779 --> 00:12:13,406
I'm driving. Whoo!
345
00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:17,784
So how's it going?
346
00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:19,118
What do you want, Terry?
347
00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:20,995
Or are you just here to
fan some more flames?
348
00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:23,581
No, I'm just here to see who's losing
349
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:27,627
and therefore has to wear this hat I
made that says, "More Stupider." [LAUGHS]
350
00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:30,129
Fine. Yeah, I'm fanning flames.
351
00:12:30,254 --> 00:12:32,005
Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, Santiago.
352
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,884
Don't call her, "Santiago,"
call her, "Virginia Slim,"
353
00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,468
because I'm smoking her.
354
00:12:36,552 --> 00:12:37,969
Damn, Ray! [CHUCKLES]
355
00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:39,262
You guys are moving fast,
356
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:42,098
but there's no way you're
actually comprehending anything.
357
00:12:42,182 --> 00:12:44,308
I'm taking my time and
reading deliberately,
358
00:12:44,392 --> 00:12:47,061
and you know what they say,
slow and steady wins the race.
359
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,437
[SCOFFS] Classic reg-reader bullcrap.
360
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,814
Yeah, what are you gonna say next,
361
00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:52,232
that you read to relax?
362
00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:54,902
[BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
363
00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:59,238
[BOTH SIGHING]
364
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:02,116
This is so much better than
that dump of a hotel, right?
365
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,450
[SNIFFS] This place has six chimneys.
366
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,994
Uh, hey, Debbie, whose house is this?
367
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:07,954
Oh, it's mine.
I own it, um, until 11 a.m. on Monday.
368
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,416
We have to be out by then, or
it's another $45,000 to Airbnb.
369
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,876
But until then, I'm a mansion girl.
370
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,878
What happened to using the
money for your father's surgery?
371
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,963
Was that a lie? No.
372
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,839
No, my dad really is sick,
but I found out this morning
373
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,591
that my stupid brother Derek
already paid for his surgery.
374
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,010
He thinks he's so
great 'cause he's, like,
375
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,304
a big shot lawyer and he has a family
376
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,596
and he's not afraid of ghosts.
377
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,057
Well, guess what, I get
to keep the cash now.
378
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:31,726
So take that, Derek,
and, you know, put it.
379
00:13:32,268 --> 00:13:34,145
She's a mansion girl
380
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,022
She's so rich and she's hot
381
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:41,526
She's a mansion girl
With a kitchen island
382
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,486
Little pitchy.
Still think Debbie's a good person?
383
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,114
Not gonna lie, the whole dad
reveal did not help my case.
384
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:48,907
All right, I'm gonna use her
burner phone to call the Nine-Nine.
385
00:13:48,991 --> 00:13:50,034
DEBBIE: Look what I found.
386
00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,160
Do you like it, Jake?
387
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,995
Uh, yes, I love it.
388
00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:54,747
Real Cruella De Vil vibe.
389
00:13:54,831 --> 00:13:56,457
No, no, no. I'm not Cruella De Vil.
390
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,166
I would never hurt dogs.
391
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,251
I'm Perdita.
392
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,962
Who? The romantic lead of the film.
393
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,380
Pongo's wife?
394
00:14:04,423 --> 00:14:05,423
The girl dog.
395
00:14:05,507 --> 00:14:07,008
Yes, yes! Of course.
396
00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:08,342
You look exactly like Perdita.
397
00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:10,594
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
398
00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:20,311
Hey, Debbie? Hmm.
399
00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:23,189
Will you hand me your phone so I can
take your picture and you can 'Gram this?
400
00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,232
I mean, the house, this coat.
401
00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:26,984
You're gonna wanna show
this off to people, right?
402
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,443
That is such a good idea.
403
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,404
I do wanna show off to people.
404
00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:31,780
I just have to make a quick call.
405
00:14:31,864 --> 00:14:33,782
Hi, Mom. Do you like my mansion?
406
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,784
Deborah Lyn, why are you holding a gun?
407
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,118
Oh, my God, Mom!
408
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,745
I'm wearing a fur coat and
that's what you focus on?
409
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,914
I hate you so freaking much.
410
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,624
BOYLE: This is ridiculous.
411
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,751
Neither of you have even
taken a bathroom break.
412
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:46,877
Are you kidding me?
413
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,878
Do you think world
record-holder Howard Berg
414
00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:51,506
would stop in the middle
of a read-off to expel?
415
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,590
Ow.
416
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,674
What's going on, Santiago? It's nothing.
417
00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:57,387
It's my guide finger,
I've got paper burn.
418
00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,472
Let me see. Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
419
00:14:59,722 --> 00:15:01,223
Santiago, you're hurt.
420
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:04,852
Don't be a hero. [SIGHS]
421
00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:08,104
Damn, you must've been cooking.
422
00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:09,271
I was. Let's take a break.
423
00:15:09,355 --> 00:15:10,606
Put some ointment on that. Right.
424
00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:14,903
And when I come back, my finger's
slipping all over the page. Nice try.
425
00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:16,821
I'm not falling for any of your tricks.
426
00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:20,866
Oh, but you already have, while you
were waggling your finger in the air,
427
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,159
I've been reading all this time
out of the corner of my eye.
428
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:24,244
Damn it!
429
00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:26,037
Why are you doing this, Deborah Lyn?
430
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:27,914
Because you're being so mean, Mom.
431
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:29,540
Also, I know that if I didn't tie you up,
432
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,042
you'd probably go run and find
your phone so you could call Derek.
433
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,544
Maybe we should call Derek.
434
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,837
He could help. He's a lawyer.
435
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:36,088
Yeah, I know he's a lawyer.
436
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,589
Do you think you could go more than
five minutes without bringing that up?
437
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,716
-[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
-You have to get the gun from her.
438
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,593
I know, but how do I get close enough?
439
00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:44,303
There's one way.
She clearly has a thing for you.
440
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:47,348
Why do you say that? Just because
she has a fantasy of us as a dog couple?
441
00:15:47,432 --> 00:15:49,391
Wait. Yeah, I see it. That's gonna work.
442
00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:50,475
DEBBIE:…very tacky.
443
00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:51,977
And it's like, you don't even care
444
00:15:52,061 --> 00:15:53,311
how many chimneys I have.
445
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:54,855
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
446
00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:56,440
Mrs. Fogle, we weren't introduced.
447
00:15:56,524 --> 00:15:58,358
I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend.
448
00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,568
You are? We are?
449
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:02,737
I mean, yeah, if you're into it.
450
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,322
I am. I do.
451
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:06,657
See, Mom, I am with someone.
452
00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:08,242
All those psychics were wrong.
453
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:09,784
So listen, babe.
454
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:10,869
Yes, babe.
455
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,412
I was thinking… About what, babe?
456
00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:13,997
That we… Go on, babe.
457
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:16,124
Wow, you really latched onto
the "babe" thing, huh? I love it.
458
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,084
Great. Great. Great.
Well, anyways, I was just gonna say that,
459
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,501
you know, once we're
done with this big score,
460
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:22,421
we need a place to hide out. Somewhere
where the cops could never find us.
461
00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:23,630
Ooh, like Epcot?
462
00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,924
Uh, yes, Epcot is great.
463
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:27,342
That's exactly what I was thinking.
464
00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:29,594
We can kiss in front of the Eiffel Tower,
465
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:33,055
on the canals of Venice,
oh, in the Canada Pavilion.
466
00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:35,516
Yes, but why wait till
the Canada Pavilion
467
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,518
when we can start right now, huh?
468
00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:39,102
Oh, my God. This is happening.
469
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,229
Come here.
470
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,606
[BOTH GRUNT]
471
00:16:42,815 --> 00:16:43,816
Hiyah!
472
00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,317
What the hell, babe?
473
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,653
Debbie, what's you plan here? Talk to me.
474
00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:52,574
Why? So you can just
tell me more beautiful lies?
475
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:55,826
You think you can just lick your
lips and make me weak in the knees?
476
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,911
No.
477
00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:02,081
Nice try, but I closed my
eyes, so I didn't even see it.
478
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:03,416
-[CELL PHONE BEEPING]
-Oh, come on.
479
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,586
Oh. Nucci's on his way. [LAUGHS]
480
00:17:05,711 --> 00:17:07,045
And I'm about to be rich.
481
00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:09,880
Debbie, this is bad.
You don't wanna be an accessory to murder.
482
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,632
What are you talking about?
483
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,425
What do you think is gonna
happen when Nucci gets here
484
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,459
and finds two cops? He's gonna kill us.
485
00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:17,179
Yeah, I know that.
486
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:20,056
Um, I've obviously
thought all of this through
487
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,351
and it all is going
according to my plans.
488
00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:24,561
[GUN FIRING]
489
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:27,564
I'm sorry, I just started
trembling and I accidentally…
490
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,006
Debbie, please, just put the gun down!
491
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,527
I just talked to the manager at the
hotel where the handoff was happening.
492
00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:36,655
He said Debbie's room was empty
and there's no sign of Rosa or Jake.
493
00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:38,781
Is there anything in those
diaries that can help us find 'em?
494
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:41,075
Debbie mentioned her mom a
bunch in one of the ones I read.
495
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,160
Seems like she tells her everything.
Ooh, that's a good lead.
496
00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:44,996
It is a good lead, isn't it?
497
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,664
Did you hear that, speed freaks?
498
00:17:46,748 --> 00:17:48,374
Let's find out all we can about the mom.
499
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,668
I'll start reading right away
because slow and steady wins…
500
00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:52,961
Her mother's name is Margaret Jean Fogle.
501
00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:54,712
She lives in Bensonhurst.
She drives a maroon Lexus.
502
00:17:54,796 --> 00:17:55,880
Vanity plates, "DEREKSMOM."
503
00:17:55,964 --> 00:17:57,549
She's been married three times.
To Horace Miller.
504
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,091
Then Frank Yelter. And then James Fogle.
505
00:17:59,175 --> 00:18:01,134
She goes grocery shopping on Tuesdays.
Water aerobics on Wednesdays.
506
00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,886
Book Club on Fridays.
She drinks too much wine.
507
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,970
Always a pinot grigio. Always from Napa.
508
00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:08,100
The race, slow and steady wins the race.
509
00:18:08,892 --> 00:18:11,478
Okay, uh, what if I just
tell Nucci not to kill you?
510
00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:12,937
You know, we're business partners.
511
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:14,814
We make all of our
business decisions together.
512
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:16,232
Yep. We're all gonna die today.
513
00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:17,608
Debbie, if you just untie us,
514
00:18:17,692 --> 00:18:18,693
we can help you get out of here.
515
00:18:18,777 --> 00:18:20,360
Okay, but if I untie
you, you'll arrest me,
516
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,695
and then I'll go to prison
for the rest of my life.
517
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:22,779
DIAZ: You'll be in prison anyway.
518
00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:24,614
I guarantee you if
anything happens to us,
519
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:25,991
the Nine-Nine will hunt you down.
520
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,492
Okay, okay, okay.
521
00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:29,243
Maybe I should surrender.
522
00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:30,995
Uh, but I don't wanna go to jail.
523
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,621
Okay. I don't know what to do.
524
00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:33,914
Um, Mom, help me.
525
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,124
Now you need my help?
526
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,586
Please. It doesn't matter what I
say, you're still gonna mess it up.
527
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,546
Just like you messed up your bangs
when you had to cut your own hair.
528
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,714
Well, I'm sure that was a long time ago.
529
00:18:42,798 --> 00:18:43,881
That was last year. I see.
530
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,675
Or when you got in a car accident
531
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,427
when your brother was
going to take the bar.
532
00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,219
Or when you lost all your money
533
00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,597
investing in that cruise line for cats.
534
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,681
Feline Cruise Line.
535
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,725
You know what, you're
not my daughter any more.
536
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,811
What? What are you saying?
537
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,105
You have embarrassed me
and the family for the last time.
538
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,231
I'm done with you.
539
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:02,357
Goodbye.
540
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:04,109
Shut up, Margaret!
541
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,694
Same crap my parents pulled.
542
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,195
Always pointing out my flaws,
543
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:10,879
never helping and then
bailing when things got messy.
544
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,449
You know, I was a lot like you.
545
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:15,118
You were holed up with a ton
of cocaine and a bunch of guns?
546
00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:16,495
That's my business. What?
547
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:18,163
I spent years telling myself
548
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,246
that tough love made me stronger,
549
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,831
but you know what I
really wish they'd done?
550
00:19:20,915 --> 00:19:22,542
What? Been nice to me.
551
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,002
I wish they would've
told me I made a mistake,
552
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:26,420
but they still loved me.
553
00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:28,654
And they would help
me try to figure it out.
554
00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:30,506
Would've saved me a lot of pain.
555
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:33,760
Debbie, you have made
some really bad choices today.
556
00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,762
Really bad. Not now, Debbie's mom.
557
00:19:35,971 --> 00:19:38,098
You are not a bad person.
558
00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:41,998
If we get out of this alive, I promise
you, I will help you however I can.
559
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:44,687
Wow. Thank you.
560
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,194
Oh, your back is very wet.
561
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,404
Yeah, I guess between the
fur coat and all the cocaine,
562
00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:56,739
I've been sweating a lot.
563
00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:58,923
-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-That's Nucci, he's here.
564
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,376
Hi, Debbie. Do you have something for me?
565
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,539
Yes, I do. I do have something.
566
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,417
I have two friends.
567
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,627
What the hell is this?
568
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,712
Drop your weapons.
569
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,548
No way. You drop your weapons.
570
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,593
[SIREN BLARING]
571
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,559
FEMALE OFFICER: NYPD! Everyone down on
the ground! Down on the ground, right now!
572
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,225
Don't do anything stupid.
573
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,109
I will shoot her. Put down your gun.
574
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,186
Oh, man.
Grabbing Debbie was a big mistake.
575
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,521
What do you mean by… [GRUNTS]
576
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:33,606
Hiyah!
577
00:20:35,107 --> 00:20:37,193
Whoa, Debbie, that was amazing.
578
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:40,444
Thanks. By the way, Jake
thinks you smell like [BLEEP].
579
00:20:40,528 --> 00:20:42,738
What? That's weird.
I don't know why she said that.
580
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,872
Anyways, let's get Debbie into a cop car.
581
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,369
Well, you really gonna help out Debbie
582
00:20:48,453 --> 00:20:50,203
or did you say all that
stuff so she'd let us go?
583
00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:52,622
I told the DA she cooperated
and he agreed to be lenient.
584
00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:54,708
Especially since we got Nucci
and the cocaine was returned.
585
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,167
Except for the pound
of it that Debbie did.
586
00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:59,170
Yeah, the paramedic said he had never
heard a human heart beat that loudly.
587
00:20:59,254 --> 00:21:00,462
He could hear it outside of her body.
588
00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:02,423
Ugh. She'll probably get ten years,
589
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:03,507
but it's better than 30.
590
00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,968
Let's be real. Debbie's life wasn't
gonna begin till she was 50 anyway.
591
00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:08,887
Yeah, the kooky aunt vibe will
probably play a lot better then.
592
00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:10,722
So, hey, one more thing.
593
00:21:13,725 --> 00:21:16,352
We can never let anyone know
that we got beat up by Debbie Fogle.
594
00:21:16,436 --> 00:21:17,520
Agreed. Take it to the grave?
595
00:21:17,604 --> 00:21:18,980
To the grave.
This conversation never happened.
596
00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:20,147
I don't even know who you are.
That's hurtful.
597
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,273
You took it too far. That's a weird thing
598
00:21:21,357 --> 00:21:22,457
for a stranger to say.
599
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:23,943
Bye.
600
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:25,486
Okay.