1 00:00:05,470 --> 00:00:07,097 PERALTA: Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 2 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,557 Before Holt comes in, 3 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,518 I'm gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 4 00:00:10,602 --> 00:00:11,686 I don't think he'll fall for that. 5 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:13,438 I did. How? I haven't even opened this yet. 6 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:15,399 I guess it's unrelated. Captain Holt hates pranks. 7 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:16,608 This is gonna backfire, man. 8 00:00:16,692 --> 00:00:18,736 Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll 9 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:20,780 -move his podium a foot to the left. -SANTIAGO: What? 10 00:00:20,864 --> 00:00:21,907 -He'll be so angry. -PERALTA: Okay. 11 00:00:21,991 --> 00:00:23,159 Five inches. Five? 12 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:24,243 Three? Three? 13 00:00:24,327 --> 00:00:25,327 One? One? 14 00:00:25,411 --> 00:00:27,456 All right. I'll move it a half-inch. Fine. It's your funeral. 15 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:28,707 Oh, my God. 16 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,210 PERALTA: Worst prank ever. So stupid. 17 00:00:31,294 --> 00:00:32,628 Holt's not even going to notice. 18 00:00:32,712 --> 00:00:33,923 HOLT: Good morning. 19 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:40,847 You guys, the podium, it's… 20 00:00:42,141 --> 00:00:43,309 [LAUGHING] 21 00:00:50,193 --> 00:00:52,487 You're crazy! How did you pull this off? 22 00:00:52,571 --> 00:00:54,574 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 23 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,307 Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half-inch. 24 00:01:15,391 --> 00:01:17,142 I'll tell you the entire story tonight. 25 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:18,687 I love you, as well. Goodbye. 26 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:21,481 Oh, that was a fun several moments. 27 00:01:21,566 --> 00:01:25,361 So, there's been a series of homicides. Three victims, all young men, 28 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:27,322 each murdered in their own fashion. 29 00:01:27,406 --> 00:01:28,949 A serial killer? How'd they do it? 30 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:30,660 Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled? 31 00:01:30,744 --> 00:01:31,827 Their bodies were disfigured. 32 00:01:31,911 --> 00:01:33,246 -I.e. "mangled." Continue. -HOLT: Our killer 33 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,581 cut the victims open and ripped out their hearts. 34 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,250 Now, before I assign this case… 35 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:37,335 Five dollars! What? 36 00:01:37,419 --> 00:01:39,379 I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly. 37 00:01:39,463 --> 00:01:41,005 That's not how we… $20. Just to make this interesting. 38 00:01:41,089 --> 00:01:43,759 $100 for Jake to have it! I was going to assign 39 00:01:43,843 --> 00:01:46,638 the case to you and Peralta, but perhaps I should give it to Diaz instead. 40 00:01:46,722 --> 00:01:47,722 Two hundred. 41 00:01:47,806 --> 00:01:48,932 It's not about the money, Boyle. 42 00:01:49,016 --> 00:01:50,726 Commissioner Kelly is breathing down my neck. 43 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,772 I need this case handled professionally and maturely. 44 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:55,941 Name one time I haven't acted professionally. 45 00:01:56,025 --> 00:01:57,986 You're holding a juice box. It stops me from spilling my juice! 46 00:01:58,070 --> 00:01:59,612 Look, we can handle this, sir. 47 00:01:59,696 --> 00:02:00,697 Do we joke around sometimes? 48 00:02:00,781 --> 00:02:02,324 Yes, but when it's time to buckle down, 49 00:02:02,408 --> 00:02:03,409 we're seasoned professionals. 50 00:02:03,493 --> 00:02:04,618 That's why they call us the Spice Boys. 51 00:02:04,702 --> 00:02:05,954 They don't and they won't. 52 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,706 Sir, I swear, give us a chance. 53 00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:09,208 We can get this guy. 54 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:10,418 Fine. 55 00:02:10,502 --> 00:02:12,211 Case goes to the Spice Boys. 56 00:02:12,295 --> 00:02:13,547 Please don't call us that. 57 00:02:13,631 --> 00:02:16,008 Too late. Spice Boy train has left the station. [TOOTS] 58 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,260 JEFFORDS: Hey, hey, check it out. 59 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,178 It's my lieutenant start paperwork! 60 00:02:19,262 --> 00:02:20,680 It's gonna be so weird not calling you Sarge anymore. 61 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:21,849 Maybe I'll go by Lieut. 62 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,560 "Morning, Lieut!" Lieut over here. "Let's invite Lieut!" 63 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,729 What do you think? 64 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,818 I bet you're excited about the raise that comes with your promotion. 65 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:32,612 Well, Terry doesn't like to talk about money, 66 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:34,948 but cha-ching! [LAUGHS] 67 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:38,161 Now I can pay for Showtime. Find out who or what SMILF is. 68 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,746 You know, some people say, "Mo money, mo problems," 69 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:41,332 but those people are idiots. Money's amazing. 70 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:43,000 Wait, what? 71 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:44,293 This says there's not enough money 72 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:46,004 in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise. 73 00:02:46,088 --> 00:02:48,538 What does that mean? They're going to transfer me! 74 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:52,929 Now, I know what you're thinking. 75 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:54,931 Where'd 'em guts go? 76 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:57,018 Uh, yeah. This guy needs a dentist, 77 00:02:57,102 --> 00:02:58,686 because he's got a big ol' cavity. 78 00:02:58,770 --> 00:03:00,688 I love that. I'm stealing it. 79 00:03:00,772 --> 00:03:01,857 You cannot steal what is a gift. 80 00:03:01,941 --> 00:03:02,983 Thank you. 81 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:04,777 Okay, so whoever did this, 82 00:03:04,862 --> 00:03:06,529 they weren't careful with the organs. 83 00:03:06,613 --> 00:03:09,367 They just sorta grabbed whatever and yanked. 84 00:03:09,451 --> 00:03:10,451 "Title of your sex tape." 85 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:13,080 Oh, that's just something we say back at the Nine-Nine. 86 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:15,582 Interesting, 'cause around here, sex tape is what we call the adhesive 87 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:17,418 you use to reattach a severed penis. 88 00:03:17,502 --> 00:03:20,088 Oh. I'll have to pick some of that up. Why? 89 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:23,676 Anyway, most of the killer's incisions are very sloppy 90 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,388 but once he gets to the heart, they become very careful. 91 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,100 I mean, look at the vena cava. That's a clean cut. 92 00:03:29,184 --> 00:03:31,018 Game recognize game. 93 00:03:31,102 --> 00:03:32,353 Hmm. I like your style, Dr. Cox. 94 00:03:32,437 --> 00:03:34,981 Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like a status update 95 00:03:35,065 --> 00:03:36,400 on the case. Oh, come on, Ray. 96 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,194 You make it sound like I'm puttin' the screws to ya. 97 00:03:38,278 --> 00:03:40,405 No, I just popped in to say if you don't solve 98 00:03:40,489 --> 00:03:43,939 these murders immediately, there's gonna be some serious consequences. 99 00:03:44,285 --> 00:03:45,704 [LAUGHING] 100 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:46,996 I'm just messin' with ya! 101 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,291 Listen. You know what would help you catch this guy? 102 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,502 I just launched a new app, HotClues. 103 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:52,587 Are you familiar with it? 104 00:03:52,671 --> 00:03:53,839 The one that allows civilians 105 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:56,592 to submit anonymous tips directly to the NYPD? 106 00:03:56,676 --> 00:03:58,553 Yes, I'm familiar with HotClues. 107 00:03:58,637 --> 00:04:00,138 Great! You know, it's actually 108 00:04:00,263 --> 00:04:03,058 helped us solve 17 cases, so I think we should ask for 109 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,686 the public's help with this one. 110 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:06,980 No, study after study has shown that soliciting 111 00:04:07,064 --> 00:04:10,025 anonymous tips results in false leads and wrongful convictions. 112 00:04:10,109 --> 00:04:11,819 Mmm. Tell me how you really feel. I did. 113 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,739 And I loved it! Such passion! 114 00:04:13,823 --> 00:04:15,365 But I think HotClues could help us here. 115 00:04:15,449 --> 00:04:18,619 No, we will solve this case the proper way with actual police work 116 00:04:18,703 --> 00:04:22,583 conducted by the two best detectives in the NYPD. 117 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:23,751 -Captain. -KELLY: Well. 118 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:27,756 I certainly hope your methods work, for the sake of your careers. 119 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,467 Bye now. 120 00:04:31,177 --> 00:04:33,388 Phew. Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape. 121 00:04:33,472 --> 00:04:35,390 BOTH: 'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off. 122 00:04:35,474 --> 00:04:37,226 We are vibing! 123 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,355 So, I found out where they're transferring me. 124 00:04:40,439 --> 00:04:41,565 And, you know, 125 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,358 I'm feeling pretty good about it. 126 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:44,694 Oh. Somewhere nice? Upper West Side? 127 00:04:44,778 --> 00:04:46,780 No, even better. 128 00:04:46,864 --> 00:04:48,283 Staten Island! 129 00:04:49,284 --> 00:04:50,910 [LAUGHING] Good one, Lieut. 130 00:04:50,994 --> 00:04:52,036 Where you really going? 131 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,205 Oh, I'm serious. Staten. 132 00:04:53,289 --> 00:04:54,539 Wait, they're transferring you out of New York? 133 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:55,707 It's part of the city. 134 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,877 Is it, though? Hey, Staten Island is great. 135 00:04:57,961 --> 00:05:00,756 It's got parks, loads of bike paths, 136 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,217 tons of up-and-coming restaurants. 137 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:05,136 I mean, easy access to New Jersey. 138 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,596 You're lying. Your right pec 139 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,141 is popping all over the place. We all know that's your tell. 140 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,226 Of course, I'm lying! 141 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,562 It's Staten Island! The precinct is the One-Two-Two. 142 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,856 How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? 143 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,568 One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! 144 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,821 I sound like a damn choo-choo train! 145 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:22,241 Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? 146 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:23,868 Ah, we're still in the early stages. 147 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:25,578 Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence? 148 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:26,704 Oh, my God. I wish. 149 00:05:26,788 --> 00:05:29,375 We need to solve this so we can prove to that idiot, 150 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:32,838 John Kelly, how inane and useless his little app is. 151 00:05:32,922 --> 00:05:35,382 Oh, dip. I see what's going on. Holt is feeling petty. 152 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:36,467 HOLT: I'm not being petty. 153 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:37,718 I assure you my feelings 154 00:05:37,802 --> 00:05:39,930 -about John Kelly are professional. -PERALTA: Are they? 155 00:05:40,014 --> 00:05:41,932 Because every time his name is brought up in our group text thread, 156 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:44,060 you send back a super catty GIF of some lady 157 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,229 from The Durrells in Corfu rolling her eyes. 158 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,941 That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated by the pace of life on Corfu. 159 00:05:49,025 --> 00:05:50,276 Wait, the group text thread is back? No. 160 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,402 We misspoke. Yeah. 161 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:53,780 Look, if you can't solve this case, I'll reassign it to someone who can. 162 00:05:53,864 --> 00:05:55,323 Wait, no, no, no, no. I have an idea. 163 00:05:55,407 --> 00:05:57,410 We need to get into the mind of a sicko. 164 00:05:57,494 --> 00:05:58,661 And the only way to do that 165 00:05:58,745 --> 00:06:01,958 is with the help of another sicko. 166 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:10,134 Jake! It's so good to see you. 167 00:06:10,218 --> 00:06:12,345 Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! 168 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:15,474 Also, don't hug me, 'cause I will try to eat you. 169 00:06:17,352 --> 00:06:19,228 This is such a surprise. 170 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,481 I haven't seen you since I transferred here. 171 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:22,816 -How's Amy? -PERALTA: She's great. 172 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,736 We're married, and she's a sergeant now. 173 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:25,820 -Wow! -PERALTA: Yeah. 174 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:28,157 How's everything here? Same old same old. 175 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:29,742 Guess who's here? Herman. 176 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:31,745 Herman! Always playing Yahtzee, 177 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:32,829 knew everybody's name. 178 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:34,080 -Worshipped Satan. -PERALTA: Did he? 179 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:35,248 He never mentioned that. 180 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:36,710 [BOTH LAUGHING] 181 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,252 He wouldn't shut up about it. 182 00:06:38,336 --> 00:06:39,796 -It is exhausting. -BOYLE: Well, I'm Charles. 183 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,632 I'm Jake's best friend. 184 00:06:41,716 --> 00:06:44,135 Charles, he's serving three life sentences. No need to flex. 185 00:06:44,219 --> 00:06:47,305 So, Caleb, we're tracking a serial killer and I was thinking 186 00:06:47,389 --> 00:06:49,600 you could help us get inside his head. 187 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:52,312 Just because I ate humans doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake. 188 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:55,065 Caleb. That's not what I meant. I'm just kidding. 189 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,652 I'm probably friends with the guy online. [LAUGHS] 190 00:06:57,819 --> 00:07:00,822 What's his deal? Well, he's been murdering young men 191 00:07:00,906 --> 00:07:02,991 and cutting out their hearts. Ew. 192 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,827 What? I would never eat a heart. 193 00:07:04,911 --> 00:07:07,498 I stick to the normal stuff. Butts and thighs. 194 00:07:07,582 --> 00:07:10,000 One time, I ate a foot, but it was nasty. 195 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:11,336 -Yeah, I could see that. -CALEB: You know what? 196 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:13,755 There was some weird guy on the forum recently. 197 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:15,299 The forum? Yeah, it's a chat room 198 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:17,593 for people who like to talk about eating human beings 199 00:07:17,677 --> 00:07:19,721 but definitely won't act on it. Wink. 200 00:07:19,805 --> 00:07:20,889 Yeah, it's hosted on… 201 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:22,307 -BOTH: Reddit. -CALEB: Obviously. 202 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:24,477 Anyways, he showed up out of nowhere asking questions 203 00:07:24,561 --> 00:07:26,145 -about cutting out hearts. -PERALTA: Really? 204 00:07:26,229 --> 00:07:27,314 Do you know anything else about him? 205 00:07:27,398 --> 00:07:29,984 I'd never seen him on there before, but you can check the logs. 206 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:31,528 I'll approve you. I'm an admin. 207 00:07:31,612 --> 00:07:33,989 Oh, you might want to switch to incognito mode. 208 00:07:34,073 --> 00:07:37,702 Otherwise, your targeted ads will be pretty cannibal-specific. 209 00:07:37,786 --> 00:07:38,828 Ha. Good to know. 210 00:07:38,912 --> 00:07:40,372 It was good to see you, Caleb. 211 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:41,456 Send me that info. 212 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:43,251 [SCREAMING] 213 00:07:44,961 --> 00:07:47,131 Terry, you okay? You skipped all your lunches. 214 00:07:47,215 --> 00:07:48,799 I'm going through the budget to see if there's any way 215 00:07:48,883 --> 00:07:50,426 we could save enough money for me to stay here. 216 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:51,845 You find anything yet? Yeah. 217 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:56,017 We could switch to generic printer ink, cut down on custodial services, 218 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,352 and stop buying office birthday cakes. 219 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,188 SCULLY: Over my dead body! It's just an idea. 220 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,482 Take it off the table! Damn, Scully, fine. 221 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:03,776 We can stop paying for an exterminator. 222 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,153 It's pointless. We all have guns. 223 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:06,362 Who am I kidding? 224 00:08:06,446 --> 00:08:07,489 We'll never save enough 225 00:08:07,573 --> 00:08:08,824 -to keep me at the Nine-Nine. -SANTIAGO: You're right. 226 00:08:08,908 --> 00:08:10,784 The only way to free up that money 227 00:08:10,868 --> 00:08:12,537 -is if you fire someone. -JEFFORDS: What? 228 00:08:12,621 --> 00:08:14,330 I can't fire someone without cause. 229 00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:15,416 SANTIAGO: Oh, come on. 230 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,668 We all know there's dead weight around here. 231 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:20,422 Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails, 232 00:08:20,506 --> 00:08:22,549 phone etiquette that makes me want to barf. 233 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:23,843 Let's axe a dud. 234 00:08:23,927 --> 00:08:24,969 DIAZ: Damn, Amy. 235 00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:26,471 I am loving this shade on you. 236 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:28,015 But Lieut's right. We can't just fire somebody. 237 00:08:28,099 --> 00:08:31,394 That said, you could inspire somebody to quit. 238 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,563 For example, Broadway Brian. 239 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,858 [SNAPS FINGERS] Yes, Broadway Brian, of course! 240 00:08:35,942 --> 00:08:37,359 Who the hell is Broadway Brian? 241 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:38,862 Brian in Records. 242 00:08:38,946 --> 00:08:40,989 He's always talking about what a great singer he is 243 00:08:41,073 --> 00:08:43,618 and how his dream is to be in musicals. 244 00:08:43,702 --> 00:08:45,995 You just need to convince him to go for his dream. 245 00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:47,081 JEFFORDS: Oh, I don't know. 246 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:48,207 That feels underhanded. 247 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:50,250 It's never underhanded to help somebody follow their dream. 248 00:08:50,334 --> 00:08:51,586 I was watching Ellen, 249 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,171 and she had this woman on who wanted to be a chef, 250 00:08:53,255 --> 00:08:55,007 but she didn't have any taste buds, so she quit her job, 251 00:08:55,091 --> 00:08:56,300 hired her best friend to be her taste tester. 252 00:08:56,384 --> 00:08:58,052 And now they have the best taco truck in Lansing. 253 00:08:58,136 --> 00:08:59,429 It was inspirational as [BLEEP]. 254 00:08:59,513 --> 00:09:02,850 Yeah. I'd just be helping him follow his dream. 255 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,685 I'd be doing him a favor! 256 00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:07,689 I'm going to inspire Brian's ass right out of this office. 257 00:09:07,773 --> 00:09:11,528 For him, not me. Dreams, and whatnot, you know. 258 00:09:11,612 --> 00:09:13,780 Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back. 259 00:09:13,864 --> 00:09:16,951 And he found his way here on his own without any tips from the public. 260 00:09:17,035 --> 00:09:18,077 How impressive is that? 261 00:09:18,161 --> 00:09:19,371 KELLY: Well, thank you, Raymond. 262 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:20,455 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 263 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,207 Thought I'd check on your progress. 264 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:23,083 [PHONE VIBRATES] 265 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,628 Um, we have a solid lead. Suspicious online behavior 266 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:28,173 from someone using the name "Jamburger77." 267 00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:30,510 PERALTA: There's only one person in the tri-state area with that surname. 268 00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:32,846 Eileen Jamburger. One hundred and one years old 269 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:36,517 and immediately racist on the phone. She is not a suspect at this time. 270 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:38,812 But the user did make one non-cannibal post. 271 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:42,358 A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion. 272 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:46,195 Real creep car. So, we pulled records on every 2006 Ion in the city 273 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:47,698 and we're following up on them now. 274 00:09:47,782 --> 00:09:50,869 Well, I'll be. That's some nice police work, Peralta. 275 00:09:50,953 --> 00:09:53,163 -And Charles. -HOLT: I like how you found evidence, 276 00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:56,000 followed up on it, and it's lead you closer to a solve. 277 00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:57,751 No, I agree, Peralta. Excellent work. 278 00:09:57,835 --> 00:09:59,379 You must've hated saying that. 279 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,548 No, I didn't. I like giving compliments. 280 00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:04,385 You have a nice deep voice. It is very commanding. 281 00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:07,181 Cut the crap, John. You're furious. 282 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:08,724 And everyone can tell. 283 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,185 See? [LAUGHS] 284 00:10:10,269 --> 00:10:11,853 Very commanding. 285 00:10:11,937 --> 00:10:14,940 So, I know Raymond has some issues with HotClues, 286 00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:19,696 but we did put the call out on the app and got a very promising tip. 287 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:20,989 Look, we're not going against our captain. 288 00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:22,074 KELLY: So, this guy 289 00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:26,580 says he saw someone covered in blood getting out of a Saturn Ion. 290 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:27,873 But you don't need that tip 291 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:31,628 because you are among the best detectives in the NYPD! 292 00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:33,046 [LAUGHING] 293 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:37,009 You're right, we don't need that tip. 294 00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:39,387 But, seriously, send us that tip. We need it. 295 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:41,097 [KNOCKING] Hey, Brian. What are you up to? 296 00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:43,392 Typing in numbers into a computer. 297 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,896 Like I always do, endlessly for 40 to 60 hours a week. 298 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,105 Well, when you love what you do, 299 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,190 you don't work a day in your life! 300 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:51,903 Hmm. Unless, do you not love sad data entry? 301 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:53,238 Well, my passion is performing. 302 00:10:53,322 --> 00:10:54,365 I do musical theater. 303 00:10:54,449 --> 00:10:56,492 -It's the hardest form of acting. -JEFFORDS: I agree! 304 00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:59,704 I am always saying, if you're not singing, you're not acting. 305 00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:00,789 Right. 306 00:11:00,873 --> 00:11:02,208 It's probably hard to audition 307 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:04,126 because you're always here, right? 308 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,046 Yes. I had to pass up a chance 309 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,714 to read for Seussical. 310 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:10,093 You know, Brian, this makes me think of something I saw on Ellen. 311 00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:13,054 There was this lady, she wanted to be a cook, 312 00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:15,015 but her tongue was all messed up, 313 00:11:15,099 --> 00:11:17,936 and she had this friend who didn't even have a tongue… 314 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,271 I mean, she did. 315 00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:23,026 And now they own a taco truck in Lansing. 316 00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:24,319 Huh? 317 00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:27,322 Follow your dreams, man! You gotta follow your dreams. 318 00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:28,783 Find your taco truck! 319 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:30,493 Wow! 320 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:31,703 Thank you. 321 00:11:31,787 --> 00:11:33,537 That gives me a lot to think about. 322 00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:38,586 So, what did you come down here for? Oh, um, I had to… 323 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,839 Borrow the water cooler. 324 00:11:40,923 --> 00:11:43,301 All right. Thanks, Brian. 325 00:11:43,385 --> 00:11:45,177 Think about what I said. 326 00:11:45,261 --> 00:11:47,681 So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back, 327 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:49,016 and the woman at the desk said 328 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,727 it belongs to the man in room 203. 329 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,478 One Larry Bird. 330 00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:53,772 Obvious fake name. 331 00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,566 Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? 332 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:56,734 If you're trying not to draw attention, 333 00:11:56,818 --> 00:11:58,528 why not go with something like John Smith? 334 00:11:58,612 --> 00:12:02,033 From Pocahontas? Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. 335 00:12:03,284 --> 00:12:04,577 Excuse me, is there ice yet? 336 00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,080 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here. I'm a police officer. 337 00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,749 Well, then I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. 338 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,335 There hasn't been ice here for days, 339 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:13,714 and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed to be served chilled. 340 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,466 You're an adult. Why are you drinking wine coolers? 341 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:19,012 Because I'm on vacation. Okay. Well, I'll mention the ice. 342 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,472 Thanks. Pig. 343 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:21,599 Okay. 344 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,059 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 345 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,730 Oh, it's Holt. I didn't tell him what we were doing. 346 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,398 I'll act natural. You're not gonna be on the phone call. 347 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,151 Just do nothing. Hey, Captain. 348 00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:31,569 What delicious water I'm drinking. 349 00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,781 [SCOFFS] Sorry that we didn't check in before we left. 350 00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:34,865 We're just down at the DMV 351 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:35,949 following up on those Saturn owners. 352 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,034 Lies. 353 00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:39,579 Captain, how'd you know we were here? I followed you! 354 00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,749 John Kelly gave you a HotClue, didn't he? 355 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,167 How dare you disobey me? 356 00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:44,460 Come on, sir, it was a good tip, 357 00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:45,754 and we're trying to catch a serial killer. 358 00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:47,255 Well, then, let's see this tip, 359 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:49,592 this groundbreaking tip 360 00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,511 that threatens to blow the case wide open. 361 00:12:51,595 --> 00:12:53,347 Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt. 362 00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:54,515 Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty. 363 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,974 You just said, "naw, bitch." 364 00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,812 -Show me the tip. -[SCOFFS] Title of your sex tape. 365 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,232 MAN [RECORDING]: I was behind the Royal Motor Inn. 366 00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:03,818 I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion 367 00:13:03,902 --> 00:13:06,822 and he was covered in blood. Anyway, Baba Booey! 368 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:09,200 "Baba Booey." Is that a clue? 369 00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:10,993 Uh, I don't know what Baba Booey means, actually. 370 00:13:11,077 --> 00:13:13,330 It's a popular prank phrase from Howard Stern. 371 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,581 Charles. 372 00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:16,960 Oh, from a shock jock. Well, that changes everything. 373 00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,712 Now, we have a credible break in the case. 374 00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,173 Baba Booey! 375 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,842 NYPD, open up! 376 00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:24,260 MAN: Uh… Just a minute. 377 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:27,890 Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up his collection of hearts. 378 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,309 [GLASS BREAKS] 379 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,852 Goin' in. Get back. 380 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,648 BOYLE: There's blood everywhere! He went out the window. 381 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,484 I'll go around back. 382 00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:39,362 Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room. 383 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:41,407 Whoop-de-doo. Should we throw him a parade? 384 00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,493 Yeah! Maybe! 385 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:49,333 Patrols have searched a five-block radius. No sign of the perp. 386 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,419 And there were no prints. He was wearing gloves. 387 00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:53,213 Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. Nope. 388 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,840 HOLT: Gentlemen, there's something I need to say. 389 00:13:54,924 --> 00:13:55,924 I gave you such a hard time 390 00:13:56,008 --> 00:13:57,093 about using Commissioner Kelly's app 391 00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,262 because I was being petty. 392 00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:00,597 I wanted him to fail 393 00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:03,810 and I took it out on you, and for that, I am very… 394 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,816 Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir. 395 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,026 Were you going to finish your sentence? 396 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,235 It felt like you were going to say you were sorry. 397 00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,613 I did. Boyle heard it. 398 00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:14,781 I would remember if someone said my catch phrase. 399 00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:18,870 Fine, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 400 00:14:18,954 --> 00:14:20,413 Apology accepted. 401 00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:22,875 I am so proud of you. Peralta. 402 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,084 PERALTA: You're right. I'll rub it in later. 403 00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:25,587 What matters now is solving this case. 404 00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:27,631 Now, our murderer may have gotten away, 405 00:14:27,715 --> 00:14:29,425 but we did find his kill room. 406 00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:30,760 Maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing yet. 407 00:14:30,844 --> 00:14:33,180 Perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit. 408 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,265 I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates. 409 00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:37,101 No, it's true. We're friends. 410 00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:40,104 He ate kids. Well, people are complicated. 411 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,190 CALEB: Now, I'll tell you one thing. 412 00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,858 You are not looking for a cannibal. 413 00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,361 -Why do you say that? -CALEB: With all that blood? 414 00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:47,447 No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce. 415 00:14:47,531 --> 00:14:48,991 See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you. 416 00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,285 -Who are you? -CALEB: Can I see that picture again? 417 00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:53,413 Oh, man, those are some nice tools. 418 00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:54,790 I would love to spread some ribs 419 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,335 using that sternum retractor, 420 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,877 but they only sell those to hospitals. 421 00:14:57,961 --> 00:14:59,754 Wait a minute. What did you just say? 422 00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:02,925 I said I'd love to get my little fingies in some chesties. 423 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,594 No, no, no. Not the super gross part. 424 00:15:04,678 --> 00:15:06,846 Surgery-grade tools, precise incisions around the heart, 425 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,266 and there was no ice at the motel. 426 00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:10,601 Because the perp was using it for the hearts. 427 00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:12,187 We're not looking for a serial killer. 428 00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,439 He stole the hearts for a transplant. 429 00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,607 CALEB: Boom! We solved it. 430 00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:18,069 Boyle, give me a hug. Yeah. Okay. 431 00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:19,153 ALL: No! 432 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,239 [ALL SCREAMING] 433 00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,158 Hey, I did it. I talked to Brian 434 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:25,328 -and encouraged him to pursue his dreams. -SANTIAGO: Really? 435 00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:26,746 -Is he gonna quit? -JEFFORDS: I don't know. 436 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:27,998 That was the first step. 437 00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,625 But I figure if I talk to him twice a day 438 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:30,960 for the next few weeks… 439 00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:33,964 Attention, everyone! Today will be my final day at the Nine-Nine. 440 00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:35,257 Damn, Lieut. That was fast. 441 00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:37,010 I will be taking my talents to Broadway, 442 00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:39,637 and I owe it all to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords. 443 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,807 -All I did was believe in you. -BRIAN: And it changed everything. 444 00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:44,436 So, Lieutenant, this one's for you. 445 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,688 Ooh. 446 00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:49,108 ♪ Another opening another show ♪ 447 00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:52,446 ♪ From Philly Boston to Baltimore ♪ 448 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,697 Amy, you said he could sing. 449 00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:56,117 I didn't say he could sing. He said he could sing. 450 00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:57,619 ♪ Dance break! ♪ 451 00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,833 What have I done? 452 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,461 Bye, Jake. 453 00:16:04,545 --> 00:16:07,213 Here it is. The federal heart transplant waiting list. 454 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,717 Check out who's all the way down at 2,319. 455 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,929 Angelo Rinaldi, who runs the Rinaldi crime family. 456 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,391 Well, then, let's pay him a visit. 457 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,228 NYPD! Hands where we can see them! 458 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,440 -There's a heart in the cooler. -PERALTA: Sorry, Rinaldi, 459 00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:24,778 the only transplant happening today is your ass to jail. 460 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,696 He is definitely unconscious and didn't hear any of that. 461 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,783 But I'm still pumped. Case closed. Let's go! 462 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:33,330 So, Rinaldi had his triggerman stealing hearts, so he could have a transplant. 463 00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,582 That is fun. Good job, Ray. 464 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:36,918 HOLT: Thank you, Commissioner Kelly. 465 00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,922 We couldn't have done it without your… 466 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,924 Sir, you're doing the trailing off thing again. 467 00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:45,720 Help. Um, and I owe you an apology. 468 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,182 I'm sorry and I must admit, 469 00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:51,143 you've really got something on your hands with this… 470 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,646 HotClues app. 471 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,189 Well, that is so nice of you to say. 472 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,067 But, if you like the app now, 473 00:16:56,151 --> 00:16:59,153 wait until you see the updates we're rolling out. 474 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,864 Now you can auto-tune your tips. 475 00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:01,949 Show 'em, Micah. 476 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,676 AUTOMATED VOICE: ♪ There's a mysterious ♪ 477 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,120 ♪ package on the corner of 4th and Park ♪ 478 00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:08,333 -♪ 4th and Park ♪ -Sounds pretty nifty. 479 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,876 Now… 480 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,087 You a Stern fan, Micah? 481 00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:13,922 Uh, yeah. I listen every day. 482 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,382 Baba Booey! 483 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,137 Baba Booey? Baba Booey. 484 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,141 You're the guy from the video. You called in the tip. 485 00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:25,687 Yeah. Uh, Micah, do me a favor. 486 00:17:25,771 --> 00:17:26,896 Uh, give us a moment here, all right? 487 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,399 Nobody in or out. 488 00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,317 Lock the doors. Thanks, bud. 489 00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:31,820 Actually, Micah, you wanna leave that door unlocked 490 00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:33,280 in case we want to make a quick getaway? 491 00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:34,573 I'm gonna do what he told me to do. 492 00:17:34,657 --> 00:17:37,202 Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud. 493 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,664 HOLT: What's going on, Kelly? 494 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:43,167 Why is your assistant submitting tips? 495 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,129 Because they already had the information. 496 00:17:46,213 --> 00:17:47,548 The tips aren't coming from the public at all. 497 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,632 KELLY: Oh, cool theory. 498 00:17:48,716 --> 00:17:50,050 But if I already had the information, 499 00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:52,804 why am I pouring so much money into developing this app? 500 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,139 To hide where you're getting it. 501 00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:56,723 Because you're using illegal wiretaps or something. 502 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,688 You got me. [LAUGHS] You guys are good. 503 00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:02,232 I just love how you ping pong off each other. 504 00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,569 This is blatantly unconstitutional. 505 00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:06,404 I'm going to the press! Yes, you should. 506 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:09,033 But first, do you know what a stingray is? 507 00:18:09,117 --> 00:18:11,620 Of course, we know what a stingray is. Tenderest meat in the ocean. 508 00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:13,705 No, stingray is a portable cell tower. 509 00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:14,999 You drive it around the city. 510 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,585 It captures data from any cell phone within reach. 511 00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:21,590 Like, oh, text messages, location history, voicemail… 512 00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,009 Oh, my God. 513 00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:24,552 You have a Dark Knight machine. 514 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:25,637 Yes, I do, 515 00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,973 and the three of you are not going to say a word about it 516 00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,642 because the 18 felons 517 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,062 we captured through the system, they'd go free. 518 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,146 HOLT: That's unfortunate, 519 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,066 but it's better than living in a police state. 520 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,526 -I'm not sitting on this. -KELLY: Okay. 521 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,693 But I can assure you, 522 00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:39,363 you can't prove this program exists. 523 00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:40,697 It's just your word against mine. 524 00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,616 -I'm more than fine with that. -KELLY: You shouldn't be. 525 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,370 Because I can prove you'd do anything to sabotage me. 526 00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:48,999 My stingray captured your texts, too. 527 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,336 No, he has the Durrells in Corfu GIF. 528 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,420 [LAUGHING] Way worse. 529 00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:54,339 You wrote several people, 530 00:18:54,423 --> 00:18:58,427 "I would do anything to rid the NYPD of John Kelly. Sincerely, Raymond Holt." 531 00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:02,432 You have got to stop signing your text messages. 532 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,518 JEFFORDS: What do I do? 533 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,936 Brian sounds terrible. 534 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,145 I can't let him quit his job. 535 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,606 He'll never get cast in anything. 536 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:09,066 Maybe he'll be one of those people on The Voice 537 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,027 that's so bad, they become an Internet sensation. 538 00:19:11,111 --> 00:19:12,863 That's not what they do on The Voice, Amy, 539 00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:13,989 that's American Idol. 540 00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,033 The Voice is purely a celebration of talent. 541 00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:17,952 If he wants to pursue his dream but it doesn't work out, 542 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:20,497 that's not on you. He made his choice. 543 00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,584 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, no blood on my hands. 544 00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,085 I just need to let him do his thing. 545 00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,839 -Terry! -JEFFORDS: Hey, Brian. 546 00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:29,509 So, what did you think of my song? 547 00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,680 I loved how loud it was. [LAUGHS] Thank you. 548 00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:35,975 I wouldn't have had the courage to do it without you. 549 00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,518 Sure, I daydream about it all the time, 550 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,479 but being a single dad, I always chicken out. 551 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,315 You have a kid? 552 00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,401 I have kids. Three under three. 553 00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:45,028 Oh, fun. [LAUGHS] 554 00:19:45,112 --> 00:19:46,362 Hey, unrelated, 555 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,240 what's your financial situation like? 556 00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:50,284 Do you have savings to fall back on? 557 00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:53,038 Do you come from wealth, or… No, no, but… 558 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:58,002 ♪ That's not gonna stop my dreams ♪ 559 00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,631 Sick pipes, Bri. Good luck out there. Thanks. 560 00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,634 No! I can't let you do this. 561 00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,094 What? 562 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,805 You're a bad singer, man. 563 00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:07,890 I don't want to be mean, 564 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,558 but if you try to make a living at this, 565 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,228 you will die on the street. 566 00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:13,480 Oh. 567 00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,192 Thanks for telling me. 568 00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:19,446 -So that's it, then. -JEFFORDS: Yup. 569 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,239 Next week is my last week at the Nine-Nine. 570 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,951 BRIAN: Attention, everyone! 571 00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:24,953 I will be giving up singing. 572 00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:27,456 This will be my final performance. 573 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,752 ♪ One pound, two ounces… ♪ 574 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:32,421 Not now, Brian! 575 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,760 [SIGHS] Sir, there you are. We've been looking everywhere. 576 00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:39,012 Kevin says he hasn't heard from you all night. 577 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:42,642 Yes, I've been sitting in my office wallowing in my hopelessness 578 00:20:42,726 --> 00:20:46,105 and eating the saddest food known to mankind. 579 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:47,314 Ice cream. 580 00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:48,941 Oh, my God, he's Bridget Jones-ing. 581 00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,527 Okay, well, it's time to put that aside 582 00:20:50,611 --> 00:20:52,320 and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy. 583 00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:53,613 Dry beans? Sure. 584 00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:56,325 Look, we can still stop John Kelly. 585 00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:58,203 -All we need is some hard evidence. -HOLT: How? 586 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,039 He won't let us anywhere near him or One Police Plaza. 587 00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:05,378 I know, which is why I've assembled a team of powerful allies in the NYPD. 588 00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:06,588 No, that's too risky. 589 00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:08,757 How do you know they're not loyal to John Kelly? 590 00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,470 Because these people aren't loyal to anybody. 591 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:13,222 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 592 00:21:24,277 --> 00:21:25,779 I made a Suicide Squad.