1 00:00:05,784 --> 00:00:07,786 Hey, what's up? I came as fast as I could. 2 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:09,162 Title of your sex tape. Nailed it. 3 00:00:09,246 --> 00:00:11,332 So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? 4 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:13,125 Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? 5 00:00:13,209 --> 00:00:15,127 He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday 6 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:16,254 by his top lieutenant. 7 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:17,964 Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple. 8 00:00:18,048 --> 00:00:19,590 Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye. 9 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:20,883 Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works. 10 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:23,052 Anyway, he's in a coma now, and Captain Holt thinks 11 00:00:23,136 --> 00:00:25,012 if I'm here when he wakes up, I can get him to talk. 12 00:00:25,096 --> 00:00:27,098 So what'd you call me for? Because I need a partner. 13 00:00:27,182 --> 00:00:29,308 What about them? Oh. We're not here for work. 14 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:31,270 I brought Scully in because he needs some medical tests. 15 00:00:31,354 --> 00:00:32,772 Yeah, I'm here all the time. 16 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:34,565 I'm kind of the mayor of this place. 17 00:00:34,649 --> 00:00:36,817 Cheryl, baby, you got a fresh bag for me? 18 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:38,443 Saving you the biggest one, Scully. 19 00:00:38,527 --> 00:00:41,154 You're too good to me. Anyway, I'll see you guys around. 20 00:00:41,238 --> 00:00:43,240 Dan, Dan, the enema man. [LAUGHS] 21 00:00:44,241 --> 00:00:46,743 Guess it's kind of nice to see Scully in his element. Whoo! 22 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:48,620 Jake, I can't stay here with you. 23 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:51,208 I have so much on my plate at work. Yeah, so do I. 24 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:54,086 I mean, I've been pulling double shifts nonstop, 25 00:00:54,211 --> 00:00:56,212 but we haven't really gotten to hang out in almost a month. 26 00:00:56,296 --> 00:00:57,505 Our anniversary is coming up, 27 00:00:57,589 --> 00:00:58,923 and we don't even have anything planned. 28 00:00:59,007 --> 00:01:00,759 I know, but we talked about this. 29 00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:02,760 We're gonna take a trip as soon as we have time. 30 00:01:02,844 --> 00:01:04,387 I promise. Just like you promised 31 00:01:04,471 --> 00:01:05,555 we would see the Bumblebee movie? 32 00:01:05,639 --> 00:01:07,557 I didn't promise that. I believe what I said was, 33 00:01:07,641 --> 00:01:08,725 "Isn't that a kids' movie?" 34 00:01:08,809 --> 00:01:10,561 Yeah, and I believe what I said was, 35 00:01:10,645 --> 00:01:12,230 "It's for teens." [SNORTS] 36 00:01:13,231 --> 00:01:15,441 Look, I get that you can't take any time off from work, 37 00:01:15,525 --> 00:01:17,985 but this is a loophole. It's still work. 38 00:01:18,069 --> 00:01:19,194 You know, we can hang out here 39 00:01:19,278 --> 00:01:21,030 and chat and catch up and laugh, 40 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,164 and technically, we'll be doing our jobs. 41 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:25,868 I call it a casecation. 42 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,454 ♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪ 43 00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:29,538 Ooh. 44 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,833 ♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪ 45 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,335 Babe, this is so sweet, 46 00:01:33,419 --> 00:01:36,087 but do you honestly think that Holt's gonna let me just hang out here 47 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:37,297 with you indefinitely? 48 00:01:37,381 --> 00:01:38,798 Yes. Just tell him I need supervision. 49 00:01:38,882 --> 00:01:40,550 I've spent the last six years building up a reputation 50 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,344 as an irresponsible goof for this very moment. 51 00:01:42,428 --> 00:01:44,512 That is ridiculous. Holt respects you. 52 00:01:44,596 --> 00:01:45,597 Does he, though? 53 00:01:46,265 --> 00:01:47,266 [RINGING] 54 00:01:47,766 --> 00:01:49,267 Hello, you've reached the office of Raymond Holt. 55 00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:50,770 I can come to the phone right now. 56 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:52,772 Hey, sir, I'm just here at the hospital with Jake, 57 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:54,398 and I think he could use some… 58 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,900 Oversight? Agreed. 59 00:01:57,277 --> 00:01:58,277 So? 60 00:01:58,361 --> 00:02:00,488 ♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪ 61 00:02:00,697 --> 00:02:02,782 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 62 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:22,344 PERALTA: Prepare to be romanced. 63 00:02:22,553 --> 00:02:23,888 -Voilà. -[GASPS] 64 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,472 Bienvenue à Paris. 65 00:02:25,556 --> 00:02:27,808 Bonjour, madame. Fromage? 66 00:02:27,892 --> 00:02:28,975 Don't worry, Charles is leaving in a second. 67 00:02:29,059 --> 00:02:30,144 I am? 68 00:02:30,228 --> 00:02:31,312 Yeah, you were just helping me set up. 69 00:02:31,396 --> 00:02:32,814 Fine. Enjoy your weird anniversary 70 00:02:32,898 --> 00:02:35,066 with just the couple, you selfish jerks. 71 00:02:35,192 --> 00:02:36,610 Thank you for your help! 72 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,237 So what do you think? 73 00:02:39,321 --> 00:02:40,322 I love it. 74 00:02:41,239 --> 00:02:42,615 It's really romantic. Aw… 75 00:02:42,699 --> 00:02:44,992 I mean, except for the comatose body in the middle of the room. 76 00:02:45,076 --> 00:02:46,494 PERALTA: Yeah, just pretend he's part of Paris. 77 00:02:46,578 --> 00:02:48,538 Imagine we're on a walking tour of the Louvre, 78 00:02:48,622 --> 00:02:50,165 and he's a statue. Ooh… 79 00:02:50,249 --> 00:02:51,709 Yeah. Shall we, ma chérie? 80 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,001 I asked the lady at the store 81 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,294 what her favorite cheeses were, 82 00:02:54,378 --> 00:02:55,754 and those were all super expensive, 83 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:57,172 so I got us a budget-conscious 84 00:02:57,256 --> 00:02:58,674 selection of local cheddars. 85 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,927 So, a full year of marriage. 86 00:03:01,469 --> 00:03:02,720 What was your favorite part? 87 00:03:02,804 --> 00:03:03,887 [SIGHS] Are you asking me to do 88 00:03:03,971 --> 00:03:05,013 a marriage highlight reel countdown 89 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,181 à la NBA Inside Stuff? 90 00:03:06,265 --> 00:03:07,891 I mean, that's not exactly what I was… 91 00:03:07,975 --> 00:03:09,519 [SHOUTS DRAMATICALLY] Number five! 92 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,187 Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression. 93 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:12,313 Number five was the time that 94 00:03:12,397 --> 00:03:14,747 we accidentally got our contact lenses switched. 95 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,151 I got to see the world through your eyes. 96 00:03:16,235 --> 00:03:17,318 But our prescriptions are different, 97 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:19,320 and the world was so blurry. Yeah, it was crazy. 98 00:03:19,404 --> 00:03:20,739 I thought I was having a stroke. Okay, your turn. 99 00:03:20,823 --> 00:03:22,198 [SHOUTS] Number four! 100 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:24,409 Oh. Is an old witch introducing this highlight? 101 00:03:24,493 --> 00:03:25,827 That was exactly what you sounded like. 102 00:03:25,911 --> 00:03:27,454 No. Agree to disagree. Yes. Fine. 103 00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:29,874 Number four was when we played laser tag 104 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:31,667 and we shot all those little kids. 105 00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:33,627 Oh, yeah. We really messed up little Mason's birthday party. 106 00:03:33,711 --> 00:03:35,611 Mmm-hmm. Deservedly so. He was a jerk. 107 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:37,089 Okay, what should number three be? 108 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,632 Ooh, I know. It was that time 109 00:03:38,716 --> 00:03:41,010 we shared an UberPool with Michael Caine. Oh. 110 00:03:44,889 --> 00:03:46,307 [MOUTHING] 111 00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:47,725 I mean, obviously, Michael Caine 112 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:48,809 was shooting a movie in London 113 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:50,103 at that time, and also, 114 00:03:50,187 --> 00:03:51,480 why would Michael Caine be in an UberPool? 115 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,356 But it was still so cool. It really was. 116 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,401 We shared a car with Alfred. We did! 117 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,319 Okay, number two. 118 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,904 This might be my favorite moment 119 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,405 of our entire time as a couple. 120 00:04:00,489 --> 00:04:01,490 January 6th. 121 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,283 Eddie Redmayne's birthday. Why do you know that? 122 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:05,035 'Cause he was weird in Jupiter Ascending. 123 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,119 Oh, yeah. I'm just a fan. 124 00:04:06,203 --> 00:04:08,453 Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. Okay. 125 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,918 It was the coldest night of the year, 126 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,337 and you put socks on my feet while I slept. 127 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,121 You never even took credit for it. 128 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,632 But now I'm getting credit for that 129 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,258 and for not taking credit. 130 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,927 -That's double credit, you fool. -[DOOR OPENS] 131 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,887 WOMAN: You two are just the cutest. 132 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,806 I can't wait for number one! 133 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,599 Oh, it's Ahmad Rashad. 134 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,434 I'm Pam. I'm from next door. 135 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,103 I was listening to the two of you talk 136 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,537 and just had to get a look. 137 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,275 You're both very attractive. 138 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,485 BOYLE: Aren't they? 139 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:38,195 Boyle, go home! 140 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,489 Oh, Pam can stay but not me? 141 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,990 Yeah, because she's a patient here. 142 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,450 I'm assuming, because of your gown. 143 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,077 I am. I have a twisted bowel. 144 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:48,038 I have a tube. I have a bag. Do you want to see? 145 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,624 Oh. No, no, no. But thank you, Pam. 146 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,751 Let me know if you smell anything. 147 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:53,461 I don't even notice it anymore. 148 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:55,713 Well, I'm pretty sure I actually already smell something. 149 00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:57,132 No, you'll know. 150 00:04:57,382 --> 00:04:59,133 Oh. Do you two have kids? 151 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:02,303 Mixed race babies are always so adorable. 152 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:04,889 Ah. You've said words. 153 00:05:04,973 --> 00:05:06,391 Yeah, we don't have kids yet, 154 00:05:06,475 --> 00:05:07,934 but we're gonna start trying soon. 155 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:09,938 I just have the one, my Bobby. 156 00:05:10,104 --> 00:05:11,814 He was such a cute little kid, 157 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:13,649 until he discovered his wiener. 158 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:16,486 Pam, there you are. It's time for your IV. 159 00:05:17,236 --> 00:05:19,488 You're playing music in here? You can't do that. 160 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,115 Why not, Nurse Janet? 161 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:23,033 Is it gonna distract the doctors? 162 00:05:23,117 --> 00:05:24,817 Yes, that's exactly what it'll do. 163 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:27,162 Okay, fine, I'll turn it off immediately. 164 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:28,414 [MUSIC STOPS] 165 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:31,459 Are we the bad guys here? Yeah, it seems very likely. 166 00:05:31,543 --> 00:05:33,169 Hey, by the way, we don't have to pretend we're undercover here. 167 00:05:33,253 --> 00:05:34,754 The hospital staff knows we're cops. 168 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,214 Oh, I wasn't setting up cover. Was I? 169 00:05:36,298 --> 00:05:38,300 Well, just the kids thing. Saying that we were gonna start trying soon. 170 00:05:38,384 --> 00:05:41,052 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right away. 171 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:42,930 I just meant in the near future. 172 00:05:43,138 --> 00:05:44,431 Oh. 173 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:45,557 Okay. 174 00:05:45,641 --> 00:05:47,642 Cool, cool, cool, 175 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:49,937 except for that there's one little problem there, which is that I don't know 176 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:53,066 that I totally know that I for sure want to have kids, 177 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:55,443 so… 178 00:05:55,735 --> 00:05:57,237 You don't? No. 179 00:05:57,904 --> 00:05:58,947 Do you? 180 00:05:59,406 --> 00:06:00,573 Uh-huh. 181 00:06:00,699 --> 00:06:01,825 Oh. 182 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:07,288 I don't understand. I thought we were on the same page about kids. 183 00:06:07,372 --> 00:06:08,999 We talked about this. We did? 184 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:12,545 Aw. Look at these pictures my brother sent of Matthew. 185 00:06:12,837 --> 00:06:14,796 We should do this someday. What do you think? 186 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,382 Are you kidding me? Of course. 187 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:18,133 I was talking about going to the water park. 188 00:06:18,217 --> 00:06:19,718 You were talking about having kids? 189 00:06:19,802 --> 00:06:22,387 Yeah! I said, "Do you think we can afford it?" 190 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:25,057 And you said, "We'll start saving right away." 191 00:06:25,141 --> 00:06:26,141 So let me get this straight. 192 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:27,809 All that water park money I've been saving, 193 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:29,437 you want to spend it on kids now? 194 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:31,064 Yeah. Why would you want to spend that much money 195 00:06:31,148 --> 00:06:32,315 on a water park? 196 00:06:32,399 --> 00:06:34,699 Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say here. 197 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:36,319 I never wanted children. 198 00:06:36,403 --> 00:06:37,695 Well, I always have. 199 00:06:37,779 --> 00:06:40,073 All right, so how do we handle this? 200 00:06:40,157 --> 00:06:42,283 I mean, there's only one thing to do when two people 201 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,494 have diametrically opposing views on a subject. 202 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,329 Talk about it lovingly and decide how to move forward? 203 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:48,247 Structured debate. Oh. Fun. 204 00:06:48,331 --> 00:06:50,501 High-school format. Modified Lincoln-Douglas. 205 00:06:50,585 --> 00:06:53,087 Let's take one hour apart for research and prep. Yeah. 206 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:55,297 Great, we'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas. 207 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,799 I'd be careful if I were you. 208 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,300 Relationships are like bowels. 209 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,761 Once you get them twisted, they can never untwist. 210 00:07:00,845 --> 00:07:02,555 Pam, you're in here again. 211 00:07:11,356 --> 00:07:13,233 That's all you prepped? Yeah, I just searched my heart 212 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:14,901 and then wrote down how I was feeling. 213 00:07:14,985 --> 00:07:17,237 I'm gonna eat you alive, you dumb son of a bitch. 214 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:19,531 Cool. And then we'll have kids together? 215 00:07:19,615 --> 00:07:20,907 Yeah. It's gonna be great. 216 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:22,033 Okay, the topic today 217 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:23,994 is whether or not we should have children. 218 00:07:24,078 --> 00:07:26,329 I will be taking the affirmative. You will be taking the negative. 219 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,914 Each round will be individually scored 220 00:07:27,998 --> 00:07:29,500 by our judge, Captain Holt. 221 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:30,793 Do you need to hear my credentials? 222 00:07:30,877 --> 00:07:33,921 Debate moderator license "D" as in delta, 8-1 -0… 223 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,840 I believe you. "Y" as in Yankee, 4-1. 224 00:07:35,924 --> 00:07:37,884 "J" as in Juliet, "J" as in Juliet, 6. 225 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:39,969 Great. I have a variety of timers. 226 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:41,804 Do you prefer a buzz or a ding? Don't care. 227 00:07:41,888 --> 00:07:43,639 -Ding. -HOLT: Okay. Peralta, you can present 228 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:47,310 the first argument from your scribbled list of feelings. 229 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,605 I'll have you know that I have some data-driven arguments as well. 230 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:53,775 According to a study I read, people with kids 231 00:07:53,859 --> 00:07:56,319 were less likely to report that they were happy in their lives 232 00:07:56,403 --> 00:07:57,529 than people without kids. 233 00:07:57,613 --> 00:08:00,741 Now, call me crazy, but being happy tends to make me feel… 234 00:08:00,908 --> 00:08:01,909 Pretty happy. 235 00:08:02,076 --> 00:08:03,827 Where did you read this study? Well, it wasn't something I read 236 00:08:03,911 --> 00:08:06,163 so much as told about. 237 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:07,748 And who told you about it? 238 00:08:10,627 --> 00:08:11,669 Hitchcock. Hitchcock? 239 00:08:11,753 --> 00:08:13,463 Yeah. That seems like a pretty intellectual 240 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:14,589 thing for him to mention. 241 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:15,673 What was the context? 242 00:08:15,757 --> 00:08:18,801 He had invested in a NuvaRing competitor called Vag-a-Plug 243 00:08:18,885 --> 00:08:20,470 and was practicing his sales pitch on me. 244 00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:22,388 This is your first argument? Your opening statement? 245 00:08:22,472 --> 00:08:23,639 -[TIMER DINGS] -Point to Amy. 246 00:08:23,723 --> 00:08:25,058 PERALTA: All right, fine. Forget the study. 247 00:08:25,142 --> 00:08:26,684 I just don't want to lose what we already have. 248 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:29,021 Ask anyone with children and they'll tell you 249 00:08:29,105 --> 00:08:32,232 children bring meaning and love into your life. 250 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:34,485 Yes, there may be some moments that you lose, 251 00:08:34,569 --> 00:08:36,571 but there will also be new moments. 252 00:08:36,737 --> 00:08:38,697 Take the water park. I would never go with you, 253 00:08:38,781 --> 00:08:39,931 but you know who would? 254 00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:44,036 Your kid. Point to Amy. 255 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,330 -That's not your call to make, Peralta. -[TIMER DINGS] 256 00:08:46,414 --> 00:08:48,917 Point to Amy. Okay, fine. New subject, work. 257 00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:50,835 We both work way too much. 258 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:53,713 Why bother having kids if you never get to spend time with them? 259 00:08:53,797 --> 00:08:55,840 I mean, I love my job, and I know you love yours, 260 00:08:55,924 --> 00:08:58,259 and I don't think it's fair for either of us to have to sacrifice that. 261 00:08:58,343 --> 00:09:00,261 Do you know why I want to become lieutenant so badly? 262 00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:01,971 To prove your worth to your hyper-judgmental parents. 263 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,264 Yes, obviously that. 264 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:04,682 But also, the higher your rank, 265 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:06,518 the more control over your hours. 266 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:09,563 Plenty of people have jobs and kids, Jake, and they find a way. 267 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:11,607 This has become more about your employment status. 268 00:09:11,691 --> 00:09:14,360 As your supervisor, I feel I have a conflict of interest 269 00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:15,820 and should abstain from judging. 270 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:17,655 Okay, so do we both get a point? 271 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:19,573 No. Kevin has been on the phone all this time. 272 00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:21,617 He's also a licensed debate moderator. 273 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:24,411 KEVIN: License number "J" as in Juliet, 2-5-9… 274 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:26,288 This means nothing to me. "H" as in hotel. 275 00:09:26,372 --> 00:09:27,873 "Z" as in Zulu. Thank God, he stopped. 276 00:09:27,957 --> 00:09:29,751 3-6-9. Point to Amy. 277 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:30,961 -[TIMER DINGS] -PERALTA: Okay, fine. 278 00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:33,895 You want to know why I really don't want to have children? 279 00:09:34,715 --> 00:09:36,091 I had a crappy dad. 280 00:09:36,884 --> 00:09:38,718 I know what happens when you mess up as a parent. 281 00:09:38,802 --> 00:09:39,845 It's not great. 282 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,306 And this may come as a shock to you, 283 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,100 but I kind of have some dad issues with certain people. 284 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,184 Holt. Me. 285 00:09:46,268 --> 00:09:47,435 -KEVIN: Raymond. -PERALTA: Yeah, but not just him. 286 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,897 It's every male authority figure from my entire life. 287 00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:51,607 Hey, Jake, can you move Legends of the Fall 288 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:52,817 from new releases into drama? 289 00:09:52,901 --> 00:09:53,943 You got it, Dad. 290 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,945 Craig was only six weeks older than me. 291 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,155 Since this has become about me, 292 00:09:57,239 --> 00:09:59,031 I'm gonna have to abstain from this round as well, 293 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,658 but Kevin is still standing by. 294 00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:02,660 KEVIN: Actually, I feel as though your personal relationship 295 00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:04,078 with Peralta affects me too. 296 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,038 Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well. 297 00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:08,667 [GASPS] Oh, my God, you guys know Gail? Who's Gail? 298 00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:10,002 KEVIN: Vice president of the Debaters Club. 299 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:11,420 This is a very big deal. 300 00:10:11,504 --> 00:10:12,796 GAIL: Do you need to hear my credentials? 301 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,673 License number "U" as in uniform, 7… 302 00:10:14,757 --> 00:10:16,884 No! No more credentials, please. 303 00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:18,510 I don't want to have a structured debate. 304 00:10:18,594 --> 00:10:20,512 It's an idiotic way to decide something. 305 00:10:20,596 --> 00:10:21,638 -What? -How dare you? 306 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,302 KEVIN: Is he insane? 307 00:10:22,386 --> 00:10:23,807 GAIL: Raymond, Kevin, I'll be reporting this. 308 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,892 Okay, look. 309 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:28,063 Amy, I'm scared, okay? 310 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,647 I'm scared that we're gonna have a child 311 00:10:29,731 --> 00:10:30,982 and I won't be able to handle it, 312 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,692 I'm scared that I'm not gonna be a good father, 313 00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:35,695 and I'm scared that I'll make a mistake I can't take back. 314 00:10:35,779 --> 00:10:38,489 Jake, I get it. I'm scared, too. 315 00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:40,158 Every other big decision I've made in my life 316 00:10:40,242 --> 00:10:41,285 I was sure about. 317 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:43,328 Becoming a cop, asking you to marry me, 318 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:45,455 buying those Jordan 1s for $500. 319 00:10:45,539 --> 00:10:47,248 Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers? 320 00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:49,251 Yeah, they were so cool, and if I had never worn them, 321 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:51,170 they would have kept their value. So they lost their value? 322 00:10:51,254 --> 00:10:53,505 Yes, all of it. I stepped in a puddle as soon as I left the store. 323 00:10:53,589 --> 00:10:54,924 But this isn't about the Jordans. 324 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:58,928 This is about the fact that I don't want to bring a human being into this world 325 00:10:59,012 --> 00:11:01,848 unless I'm 100% sure that I'm ready to take care of it. 326 00:11:02,473 --> 00:11:03,558 Okay? 327 00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:05,976 -GAIL: Too emotional. Point to Amy. -[TIMER DINGS] 328 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,519 Okay, Gail is clearly biased. 329 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:08,897 I think we need a new moderator. 330 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:09,981 Bob Templeman here. 331 00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,265 What? How many people are on this phone call? 332 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:17,364 Hey, so Holt went to go smooth things over with Gail. 333 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,866 He thinks we may just have to pay the Debaters Guild a small fine. 334 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,035 Cool. And as you can see, Pam is here. 335 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:23,328 She has some thoughts. 336 00:11:23,412 --> 00:11:24,829 I was saying to Jake, before Bobby, 337 00:11:24,913 --> 00:11:27,165 I didn't think I wanted to have kids either. 338 00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:29,335 But he's the best thing that ever happened to me. 339 00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,212 Hey, Pam, could you give us a minute? 340 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:33,673 Oh. Of course. I'm gonna call my friend JoAnn. 341 00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:36,301 She's been waiting for a big update on all of this. 342 00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:37,594 Great. 343 00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:40,930 [SIGHS] 344 00:11:41,806 --> 00:11:44,309 I'm sorry. The debate was a bad idea. 345 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,980 I felt ambushed by the fact that you didn't want kids, 346 00:11:48,064 --> 00:11:49,856 and I thought I could fix it with logic. 347 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,149 I mean, what if I had won the debate? 348 00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,651 Jake, I'm trying so hard to be nice, 349 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:53,944 but I don't know how to respond to that. 350 00:11:54,028 --> 00:11:55,445 Cold-blooded but fair. I get it. 351 00:11:55,529 --> 00:11:57,614 You're scared. I can't change that. 352 00:11:57,698 --> 00:12:00,450 Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'll never change how I feel about it. 353 00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:02,828 I mean, I used to be scared of sushi, and now it's my favorite food. 354 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:05,080 I got tuna sashimi from a pharmacy the other day. 355 00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:06,832 You shouldn't have. Yeah, it was very warm. 356 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:08,084 I got so sick. 357 00:12:08,168 --> 00:12:10,503 Look, can we just press pause on this conversation? 358 00:12:10,587 --> 00:12:12,463 I mean, let's enjoy our lives for a little bit, 359 00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:16,051 and then maybe the next time it comes up, I'll feel differently, okay? 360 00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,388 No. What? 361 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,099 I need an answer from you now. 362 00:12:22,432 --> 00:12:25,184 Like right this minute? You could take a day or a week, 363 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:26,436 or maybe a month. 364 00:12:27,688 --> 00:12:29,481 That's not a lot of time, Ames. 365 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,650 I mean, that doesn't seem totally fair. 366 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,193 Well, now you know how I feel. 367 00:12:33,277 --> 00:12:35,821 Women don't have the luxury of waiting till we're 60 368 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,906 and then changing our minds and getting remarried 369 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,201 and having a baby with some dumb 28-year-old. 370 00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:42,619 Come on. There's no way I'm gonna be rich enough 371 00:12:42,703 --> 00:12:45,206 that a 28-year-old is gonna want to be with me. 372 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,416 Did that help? 373 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,293 Look, I don't understand what the big deal is. 374 00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:50,211 You're still young. We have plenty of time. 375 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,547 I know, but I don't want to wait around for two years 376 00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:54,341 and then have you decide you don't want kids, 377 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,552 'cause I don't want to start over at 38. 378 00:12:57,136 --> 00:12:58,303 Start over? 379 00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:01,306 Like, with someone else? 380 00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:04,601 ♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪ 381 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:08,981 ♪ Casecation, had to get away, casecation ♪ 382 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:11,400 ♪ The vibe in here is really weird… ♪ 383 00:13:11,484 --> 00:13:13,402 I think they're having a fight. No, it's not a fight, 384 00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,905 it's just a devastatingly sad conversation 385 00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:17,156 about whether or not we should have kids 386 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,324 or just start over, 387 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:20,368 so you were totally wrong, Rosa. 388 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:23,287 What? You got married without talking about if you want children? 389 00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:24,747 Yeah, and we also got married without discussing 390 00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:25,831 whether or not we like water parks. 391 00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,292 A lot of new stuff has come up, okay, Terry? 392 00:13:27,376 --> 00:13:28,668 -Why are you guys here? -DIAZ: A CI came in. 393 00:13:28,752 --> 00:13:30,420 There's a lot of chatter that whoever tried to kill Rojas 394 00:13:30,504 --> 00:13:31,505 is coming to finish the job. 395 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:32,589 -At the hospital? -JEFFORDS: Yeah. 396 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,132 Holt wanted extra manpower here. 397 00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:35,884 Okay, why don't you two lock down the nurses' station 398 00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:37,469 while Amy and I secure the room? 399 00:13:37,553 --> 00:13:38,887 Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa. 400 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,264 Uh-oh. Damn, Jake. 401 00:13:40,598 --> 00:13:41,848 Thanks a lot, Sarge. 402 00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:44,142 You told me to sing! Yeah, but what was all this? 403 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:45,727 That's just Terry being Terry. 404 00:13:45,811 --> 00:13:47,355 Okay, from this vantage, 405 00:13:47,439 --> 00:13:48,689 we can see the elevator and the stairs. 406 00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:50,942 No one should be able to get to Rojas without us noticing. 407 00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:52,527 Cool. Hey, look, 408 00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:54,821 I don't want you to get caught in the middle of this stuff 409 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:56,906 between me and Jake. I don't want you to choose sides. 410 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,783 Already chose. I'm with you. Really? 411 00:13:58,867 --> 00:13:59,909 I didn't know you wanted kids. 412 00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:01,244 I don't know if I'll ever want kids, but you should have them. 413 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:02,412 They're so cute. 414 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,996 -It's [BLEEP] up. -Oh. It is [BLEEP] up. 415 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,123 Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake? 416 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:07,167 -I'm a pretty good bully. -Thanks, but, no. 417 00:14:07,251 --> 00:14:09,837 I've got this covered. I left him alone with Terry. 418 00:14:09,962 --> 00:14:12,631 That guy is a walking advertisement for the joys of fatherhood. 419 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:15,634 Do not do it. What? 420 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,302 Don't you love your girls? So much. 421 00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:18,929 You should have seen Cagney this morning 422 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,389 with her little braids in. 423 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,724 But they are a ton of work, man. 424 00:14:22,808 --> 00:14:25,477 If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, 425 00:14:25,561 --> 00:14:26,687 you won't survive. 426 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,357 Is it really that hard? Yes. 427 00:14:28,607 --> 00:14:30,943 I never get any sleep. I'm always sick. 428 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,153 I never get to watch anything I want on TV. 429 00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:34,821 I still haven't finished Breaking Bad, 430 00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,906 but I can recite Moana from memory? 431 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,826 "Maui, shape-shifter, demigod of the wind and sea. 432 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,120 "I am Moana." Why do I know that? 433 00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:43,621 I don't want to watch kids' movies. 434 00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:44,998 I want to watch movies for adults. 435 00:14:45,082 --> 00:14:46,124 Adults and teens. 436 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,960 And they are getting so manipulative. 437 00:14:48,044 --> 00:14:50,171 Yesterday, Cagney pretended to be hurt, 438 00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:51,338 I went in to help her, 439 00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:53,966 and Lacey snuck in the kitchen and stole two cookies. 440 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,676 Oh, my God. Your children are monsters. 441 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,096 Hey, those are my kids, man. Back off. Right. 442 00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:01,140 And the crazy part is, I really do want to go to the water park, 443 00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:02,349 but I can't give that to him 444 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,560 -because it's the only card I hold. -[ELEVATOR DINGS] 445 00:15:04,644 --> 00:15:07,982 Elevator. Excuse me, NYPD. Can I see your ID? 446 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,234 Amy, behind the wheelchair. 447 00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:12,653 NYPD! Stop! 448 00:15:17,324 --> 00:15:19,493 Diaz for Jeffords. This is Terry. 449 00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:20,994 I think we got our guy. Colombian man, 450 00:15:21,078 --> 00:15:23,455 unarmed, but he tried to run as soon as we identified ourselves. 451 00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:25,081 And he's got a picture of Rojas on his phone. 452 00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:26,215 We'll be right there. 453 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,296 No one in or out of this hallway. 454 00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,631 Why do you think that guy is unarmed? 455 00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,424 Who knows? Maybe he was trying to smother Rojas 456 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:34,800 or unplug his life support. 457 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:37,137 Or maybe he's a distraction, 458 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,973 and someone else is going for the cookie jar. 459 00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:41,099 What? 460 00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:47,732 Hi, Pam. Hi, Jake. 461 00:15:48,107 --> 00:15:50,526 Don't come any closer, or I'll blow us both up! 462 00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:57,157 I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to be here. 463 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,284 This wasn't part of the plan. It's okay, Pam. 464 00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:00,619 No need to panic. We're just talking. 465 00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,453 Look, I'm just gonna put this away. 466 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,165 No, Terry, don't open that, please. 467 00:16:05,249 --> 00:16:06,333 JEFFORDS: What's going on in there? 468 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,795 There is a woman in here with an explosive device. 469 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,797 What? You okay? Yep. Everyone is fine. 470 00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:12,840 I just need you to evacuate this entire floor, 471 00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:14,926 call ESU and the bomb squad right away, 472 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,761 and jam all cellular and Wi-Fi signals. 473 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:17,846 JEFFORDS: On it. 474 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:21,182 Okay, Pam, so we're just gonna stay calm here 475 00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:22,684 and talk this thing through as friends. 476 00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:24,602 This isn't supposed to be happening. 477 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:27,523 The man said that I'd be able to sneak in here unnoticed. 478 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,191 What man? Who asked you to do this? 479 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,110 I didn't get his name, but he was very attractive. 480 00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:32,987 Antonio Banderas could play him in a movie. 481 00:16:33,071 --> 00:16:34,238 What has he been doing lately? 482 00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:36,282 You know what? He should be on Outlander. 483 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,367 Okay, Pam, I'm gonna cut you off, but it's not because I'm not interested. 484 00:16:38,451 --> 00:16:39,451 I'm sorry, I'm nervous. 485 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:40,703 I get chatty when I get nervous. 486 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:41,954 This man who gave you the bomb, 487 00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:44,248 did he happen to mention whether or not it's on a timer 488 00:16:44,332 --> 00:16:45,666 or if there's a remote detonator? 489 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,003 I don't know. I'm terrible with electronics. 490 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,423 I wish my son Bobby were here. He taught me how to iPad. 491 00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,508 Okay, I also know how to iPad, 492 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,385 so maybe I could take a look. 493 00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:56,469 Stay where you are! 494 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:58,305 The man told me that when I got the bomb set, 495 00:16:58,389 --> 00:17:00,181 I should text him with this phone 496 00:17:00,265 --> 00:17:01,850 and if anything went wrong, 497 00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,476 I should push this button. 498 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,894 No, no, no! You don't want to do that. 499 00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:06,522 Yes, I do. I have to. 500 00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:07,690 Well, there's only one thing to do when two people 501 00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:10,224 have diametrically opposing opinions on a subject. 502 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,361 Structured debate. What? 503 00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:13,529 Yeah, I just learned about it. 504 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:16,157 All right, I will argue the negative, I don't want to blow up. 505 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:18,492 And you can argue the affirmative, you do want to blow up, 506 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,911 which I have to say, Pam, is a very tough stance to take. 507 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:24,248 I don't want to blow up, but the man said he'd give me $500,000. 508 00:17:24,332 --> 00:17:26,877 This is so Bobby can take care of my granddaughter. 509 00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,670 That girl means the world to me. 510 00:17:28,754 --> 00:17:29,921 Fine, fine. Point to Pam. 511 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,256 But if you care about her so much, 512 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,507 how can you just blow yourself up? 513 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:33,759 You'll never get to see her again. 514 00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:36,219 Well, at least I know she'll be financially well taken care of. 515 00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:39,014 Sure, but is this really how you want her to remember you? 516 00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,891 As a murderer? I'd rather be remembered 517 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:43,352 as a woman who blew up a mobster to help her family 518 00:17:43,436 --> 00:17:47,315 rather than a librarian whose bowels are tied up like a sailor's knot! 519 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,025 Okay, that's a very strong argument. 520 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,069 Very strong. But you're forgetting one thing. 521 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,862 You're not just gonna be killing a mobster. 522 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,155 You're also gonna be killing me. 523 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,282 He said the blast would only hurt people in the room. 524 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,034 You could just walk right out of here. 525 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,036 Pam, you know I can't do that. 526 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,830 Now, please, just give me the bomb. 527 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,667 And then what? Bobby doesn't get any money and I go to jail? 528 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,002 I can't go to jail. 529 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,136 Every roommate I've ever had has hated me. 530 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,340 In college, I had a roommate named Mary-Ellen, 531 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,801 and she was dating the brother of Steve Guttenberg… 532 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,010 Pam, what are we talking about here? 533 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,428 I'm sorry. I'm really nervous. 534 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,888 Wait, wait, wait! I know it probably feels like 535 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,223 you don't have a lot of options right now. 536 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,642 In fact, this whole situation probably feels 537 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,727 like a twisted bowel, but it's not. 538 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,398 There's still one end of this bowel that's open. 539 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,566 Which end? 540 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:32,070 The butt end. I'm listening. 541 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,323 Okay, if you hand me that bomb right now, 542 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,032 nothing bad will have happened, 543 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,409 and that'll be because of you, 544 00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:38,827 because you cooperated. 545 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,663 Also, I'm sure a judge would understand 546 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,164 how you got into this situation. 547 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,625 I mean, you were asked to do this by an Antonio Banderas type. 548 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:46,711 Who could say no to that? 549 00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,421 And even if you do go to prison, 550 00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:51,048 it is gonna be such a fancy prison. 551 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:54,135 With a lot of crafts? Yes, with tons of crafts. 552 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,095 Pam, listen to me. 553 00:18:57,764 --> 00:18:59,641 Let's untwist this bowel together. 554 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,102 Let's clear everything out. 555 00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:08,567 [EXHALES] 556 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:09,652 Okay. 557 00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:15,031 You did great, Pam. Thank you. 558 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:16,366 Now that it's out of my hands, 559 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,534 I can see it really is a bomb. 560 00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:18,660 Yes. Yes, it is. 561 00:19:18,744 --> 00:19:21,038 Oh, my God, get some help! Okay. 562 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,376 You okay? Hey. 563 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,045 Yeah, I'm okay. 564 00:19:29,422 --> 00:19:30,840 Really surprised by Pam. 565 00:19:30,924 --> 00:19:32,592 I did not see that coming. Right? 566 00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:33,760 You should have seen the look on my face 567 00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,944 when I saw it was her. 568 00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:37,013 Your jaw just dropped. 569 00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:38,431 Oh. She's right there. Mmm. 570 00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:40,517 Goodbye, Pam. Good luck with everything. 571 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,769 Kind of liked her in the end. Yeah. 572 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,979 So did they defuse the bomb? 573 00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:46,065 Yeah, one of 'em. 574 00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:49,151 Oh. You didn't hear? There was a second bomb. 575 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,403 Ya butt. 576 00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:51,779 Ya butt is da bomb. 577 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:54,365 Oh… On our anniversary. 578 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,034 Speaking of which, I requested next week off 579 00:19:57,118 --> 00:19:59,120 so we can take an actual vacation 580 00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:00,746 to the water park. 581 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,583 I've never been more in love with you in my entire life. 582 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,295 And, hey, I've been thinking, 583 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,464 and I do want to have kids. 584 00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:11,508 With you. 585 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:15,929 You're not scared anymore? Oh, no, I am so scared. 586 00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:17,597 Maybe even more so than before, 587 00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,682 but I was scared in there with Pam, too, 588 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:22,685 and you know, I didn't panic or mess anything up there. 589 00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:25,606 If anything, I was sharper. I was a freakin' debate genius. 590 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,942 Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot. 591 00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,070 That's an added bonus. Okay, keep that energy up. 592 00:20:31,154 --> 00:20:33,865 But the point that I was actually trying to make is, 593 00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:37,034 maybe it's a good thing that I'm scared of fatherhood. 594 00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:40,330 You know? Maybe it'll turn me into a freakin' dad genius. 595 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,710 But we don't have to start trying right away, right? 596 00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:48,088 I mean, I don't know that I'm all the way there yet. 597 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:49,715 No, of course not. 598 00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,675 Whenever we're both ready. 599 00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:53,176 How do you know when that is? 600 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,845 I guess we'll just have to have another one 601 00:20:54,929 --> 00:20:57,472 of these really fun, casual conversations. 602 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,099 Cool. Love that. Can't wait. 603 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:02,811 Can we go home now? Yes, please. 604 00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,063 Maybe we can grab some Thai food 605 00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:06,315 and brainstorm baby names? 606 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,817 Ooh, I like that. 607 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,528 Now, I am a fan of the show American Gladiators. 608 00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:13,782 How do you feel about the name Blaze Peralta? 609 00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:15,158 Not great. 610 00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:17,201 What about Laser? No. 611 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:18,286 Nitro? No. 612 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,370 Viper? No. 613 00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:21,664 Atlas? Ooh, I do love atlases. 614 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,124 Mmm, common ground.