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Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours
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is back in town.
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Who? That guy Neil that you
bunked with at sleepaway camp?
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Ah, Neil from camp was the best.
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He could pick up a milk
carton with his butt cheeks.
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He was so funny.
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You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby.
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Charles, will you relax?
You're gonna love Neil.
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It's not Neil. Why would it be Neil?
It's Doug Judy.
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Oh, right.
Someone we all know in a police capacity.
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That makes more sense.
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Someone's using his
signature move to steal cars,
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plugging in to the OBD port
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and reprogramming the immobilizer module.
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That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him.
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He told me he went legit.
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That's what he told you last time, too,
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before he screwed you over.
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Yeah, but he returned the
diamonds to me eventually,
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and it turned out that was the only way
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to get giggle pig off the streets.
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Wait, I may be confusing our adventures.
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What year was the cruise?
Dude's a criminal. People don't change.
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Ever heard of Bruce
Banner, the Incredible Hulk?
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You might want to talk
to his shirts and pants
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about people not changing.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Well, I want to ask Doug
Judy some questions.
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You have his number?
I always make contact through his mom.
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I'll put you in touch with her,
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but remember, she thinks
I'm his assistant, Mangy Carl.
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And he's a famous architect
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who's designing LeBron James' new school
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for black astronauts.
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Hello, Mrs. Judy?
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I'm looking for your son, the architect.
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-Yes, I'm from black NASA.
-[MOUTHING] Is that a thing?
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Oh, my. I didn't know.
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I understand. Goodbye.
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So, Doug Judy will not be coming in.
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What? Why not?
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Oh. I see. He is dead.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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PERALTA: Wow. I don't know how to deal
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with all these emotions, Terry.
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No one I've been close
with has ever died before.
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No tragic accidents to friends.
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All my grandparents are alive.
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How did you deal when Hodor died?
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Not well, Terry.
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Why would you bring that up?
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Carl? Mangy Carl?
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Yes. That is me.
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I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister.
This is our aunt, Patrice.
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I'm so glad you could make it.
Doug really loved you.
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Oh, he talked about me? Oh, all the time.
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He was so afraid you'd
fall back into your old life.
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Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant
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at the architecture firm.
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He rescued him from
a life on the streets.
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Yeah, I was down on my
luck, not a penny to my name.
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You were selling your body for money.
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Did Doug tell you that?
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He said all your teeth fell out,
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and your mouth was just a rotten hole.
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100% accurate.
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Plus, you were sick from
those back-alley butt implants.
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Had to have them.
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Carl thought a plumper rump
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would help him get his
[BLEEP] out every night.
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Yeah, I remember having that thought.
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But the doctor just put a
bunch of mulch up there,
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and it got all infected.
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Dark days.
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Oh! I'm sorry. It's just so sweet.
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The mulch thing? No, how Doug saved him.
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Doug was always taking
people under his wing.
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Doug said you have a beautiful voice.
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Oh, he did? Well…
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♪ I suppose that's true ♪
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Would you want to sing a song for us?
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What a nice thought, but you know what,
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I don't have anything prepared.
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Okay, well, if you don't want to sing,
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you could just tell
us the inspiring story
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of how Doug saved you
from being a mulch-butt ho.
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I would like to sing a song
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in honor of my dear friend Doug Judy.
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Oh, nothing better after a long shift
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than coming to Shaw's.
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It's like Cheers,
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where everybody knows your name.
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A place where everybody
knows your name is hell.
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You're describing hell. Guys, guys, guys.
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-Are those…
-ALL: Firefighters.
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SANTIAGO: Hey, what's going on?
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
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We needed a new place,
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since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down.
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You couldn't put that out?
They probably started it.
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Most arsonists turn
out to be firefighters.
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That's not true, though
it is very common,
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and definitely what
happened in this case.
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I'm surprised you guys
even want to come here
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since you have to take the stairs.
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I know how much you
like sliding on poles.
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We don't like sliding on poles.
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We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
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You can ask my best friend Steve.
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Oh, no, wait.
You can't actually, because he's dead.
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Tripped through a pole
hole and broke his neck.
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That's horrible. [CHUCKLES]
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Sorry, but this is a firefighter bar now.
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Although we might want to
make some changes to the decor.
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I'm thinking some
old-timey pressure gauges,
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maybe an autographed photo
of Denis Leary from Rescue Me.
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You wouldn't. Wouldn't I?
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Check it out. You son of a bitch.
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♪ Doug Judy ♪
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♪ I wish you were alive Doug Judy ♪
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♪ God will give you a high five ♪
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[IN FALSETTO] ♪ Doug Judy ♪
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Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
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[STRAINED FALSETTO]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ♪
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♪ You're a friend, friend,
friend, Doug Judy ♪
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[SCREECHING] ♪ This song is at its end ♪
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Thank you so much.
You've been a great audience.
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I mean, it's a funeral.
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That's psychotic. I'm so sorry.
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HOLT: Why are there firefighters here?
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Did one of them turn
out to be an arsonist
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and burn down their own bar?
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Actually, yes. So predictable.
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But why did you call me?
There's nothing I can do about this.
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You have gravitas.
Everyone listens to you.
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Look, even if I could save Shaw's,
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I'm not sure I'd want to.
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This place is a hovel.
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The only wine they serve is
from the Delaware Water Gap.
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It's called "Charbonnay."
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But this is our bar,
and it has been forever.
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Change is a good thing.
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Just yesterday, you were ranting about
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the Philharmonic adding a second piccolo.
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It's too many. It'll muddle the sound.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Look, we can find a new
bar that's not beneath us.
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What about Bel Vino?
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They've got a great
selection of Italian reds,
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and your feet don't stick to the floor
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if you stand in one place too long.
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Fine. If you're not gonna
do anything, then I will.
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Hank, you got to get rid
of these hose humpers.
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It's them or us.
Look, guys, I don't want to take sides.
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I just want to make money.
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Then keep it a cop bar.
We drink like crazy.
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Yeah, 'cause of all the tragedy
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we experience on a daily basis, son.
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Oh, yeah?
We experience plenty of tragedy, too.
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We lose a man a year to the pole hole.
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[CHUCKLES] How about this?
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If it's about money,
let's just have a drink-off.
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Whoever racks up the
biggest tab by closing time
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gets to keep Shaw's.
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Okay, defectives.
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[SIGHS] My guys can handle that.
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Oh, can they?
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'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.
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Get ready for the backdraft, bitch.
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JEFFORDS: Jake, are you upset?
Where are you going?
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Are you embarrassed about your singing?
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Doug Judy. What?
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Hey, Jake.
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Man, that song was moving AF.
We got to lay that down.
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♪ Doug Judy He's smushing on the beach ♪
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Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
You tricked me.
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Now give me a hug.
I'm so happy you're alive.
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I'll never forgive you.
You're my best friend.
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Whoo! I just went through
a lot of emotions real fast,
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but I think I'm back to normal now.
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Should we get lunch?
I would love a cheesesteak.
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I was thinking the exact
same thing, probably 'cause
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BOTH: the coffin
looks like a hoagie roll.
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Judy, what the hell is going on?
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Uh, who are you, and where is Rosa?
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I'm his boss, and I want answers.
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All right. You know who Stefano Lucas is?
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The arms dealer?
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I got word he put a hit out
on me, so I had to disappear.
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Why does Stefano Lucas want you dead?
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His favorite Ferrari got stolen.
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And for some reason, he thinks I did it.
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Probably because
someone's been jacking cars
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all over Brooklyn using your MO.
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Oh, my God. Jake, are you saying
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what I think you're saying?
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Yes. You have a copycat.
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[LAUGHS] I didn't think I'd accomplished
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enough in my career for this.
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I know, it's big.
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It just feels so good
to be seen, you know?
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Wait. The only way to catch a copycat
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is to team up with the original criminal.
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I'm back on the force! Give me a gun. No!
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There is no copycat. You did it.
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Not me. I'm living that straight life.
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Terry refuses to believe it.
He thinks people can't change.
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Tell that to Bruce
Banner's pants and shirt.
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That's what I said.
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Doug Judy, you're under arrest.
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What? Sarge?
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You are really bringing
down the vibe at this funeral.
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What the hell is that?
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Jake got me this disguise
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so some criminal doesn't
see me in here and tell Stefano.
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Okay, but why is Jake also wearing them?
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Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
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We look like the hot
twins from The Matrix.
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[BOTH IMITATE WHOOSHING]
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"We are getting aggravated."
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You look like Milli Vanilli.
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Ooh, I call Vanilli.
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Ah-ah! I wanted Vanilli, but you got it.
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He's the best one. You know it's true.
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So did you check out Judy's alibi?
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Yes, and surprisingly, it checks out.
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Last Saturday night,
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Doug was deejaying Joshy
Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
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Ooh, that was a wild party.
Auntie Karen is a freak.
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Judy, you deejay bar mitzvahs?
Best gig I ever had.
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No one likes hip-hop more
than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.
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Mmm. So true.
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JEFFORDS: I'm not buying it.
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Probably stealing
cash off the gift table.
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[GASPS] Sarge, come on. He has an alibi.
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Let's just team up and
try and catch the copycat.
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A thousand push-ups.
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It's something Rosa and I used to say.
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It just means trust me.
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If Judy's a criminal, I'll
do a thousand push-ups,
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and since you're so confident,
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if you're wrong, you can do them.
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And a thousand push-ups?
That's a lot to you?
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You go to hell, Terry.
Make it 100,000 push-ups, and I'm in.
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Obviously I can't do that much exercise,
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but it doesn't matter,
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because Doug Judy is
telling the truth, right, Judy?
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I got you, baby. So, fine.
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100,000 push-ups. You happy, Sarge?
249
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Great. Now, Doug…
250
00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:30,529
You never call me Doug.
Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.
251
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I thought we were
switching to first names.
252
00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:32,907
I was thinking the same exact thing!
253
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I was like, "Why not call him Jake?"
We're bonding, man.
254
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'Cause he's so official.
255
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[BOTH CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
256
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But it's chill now. [CLEARING THROAT]
257
00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,873
So, Doug… Yes, Jake?
258
00:08:41,957 --> 00:08:44,541
Now that we know the
copycat is using your playbook,
259
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,002
if you were still in the
game, which you're not,
260
00:08:47,086 --> 00:08:49,380
we all agree, what
would your next move be?
261
00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,090
[SIGHS] It's fight night at Barclays.
262
00:08:51,174 --> 00:08:53,217
No sport attracts more
ultra-wealthy people
263
00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:54,467
with super-nice cars than boxing.
264
00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,428
Really?
What about the sport of hunting man?
265
00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:58,805
You got me. That's not a thing.
266
00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,264
Right. So, should we
just start at Barclays, then?
267
00:09:00,348 --> 00:09:02,058
Great. But first we gotta make
268
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,643
a quick little pit stop on the way.
269
00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:04,727
What? Where?
270
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:08,272
[SINGING JEWISH FOLK SONG]
271
00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,860
Okay, here are the rules to the contest.
272
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,403
If you order a drink, it
must be fully consumed
273
00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:17,530
before you order another.
274
00:09:17,614 --> 00:09:19,740
Each team's tab will
be tracked on that board.
275
00:09:19,824 --> 00:09:21,992
We don't want anyone
getting alcohol poisoning,
276
00:09:22,076 --> 00:09:24,036
so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
277
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,412
I never throw up.
I just tell my stomach to deal with it.
278
00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:27,914
My body is terrified of me.
279
00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:29,707
Guys, there's no way we can win.
280
00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,251
There's nine of them and six of us.
281
00:09:31,335 --> 00:09:32,877
Five of you. I'm going home.
282
00:09:32,961 --> 00:09:35,338
Although, perhaps I'll
stop at Bel Vino on the way,
283
00:09:35,422 --> 00:09:36,713
have a glass of Sancerre.
284
00:09:36,797 --> 00:09:40,717
Might even try the quince
paste if I'm feeling naughty.
285
00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:42,469
You're really gonna
let these firefighters
286
00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:43,804
take Shaw's from us?
287
00:09:43,888 --> 00:09:46,014
Think of all the
celebrations we've had here,
288
00:09:46,098 --> 00:09:48,099
all the times Terry
has yelled "Nine-Nine!"
289
00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:49,684
I hate it when he says that.
290
00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:52,145
He should say, "Cheers
to the 99th Precinct!"
291
00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,271
[GROANS]
292
00:09:53,521 --> 00:09:54,897
-[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
-We shouldn't be here.
293
00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:56,524
If you're worried that
someone will recognize me
294
00:09:56,608 --> 00:09:58,108
and find out I'm still alive, they won't.
295
00:09:58,192 --> 00:09:59,901
There's not too many hardened criminals
296
00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:01,903
at Justin Friedman's bar mitzvah.
297
00:10:01,987 --> 00:10:05,073
Although there is a
murderer on the loose,
298
00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:07,533
'cause Kevin Goldman is
killing those dance moves.
299
00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:08,742
Get it, Kevin! That's the floss.
300
00:10:08,826 --> 00:10:09,827
He's flossing.
301
00:10:09,911 --> 00:10:12,288
It's just that we should
be at Barclays already.
302
00:10:12,372 --> 00:10:15,374
The fights are starting soon.
Rich guys never show up on time.
303
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,408
Besides, I promised Justin I'd be here.
304
00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:19,878
What up, J-Smooth!
305
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,923
Gone straight, my ass.
I got you, Doug Judy.
306
00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:25,383
Huh? What are you talking about?
307
00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,343
Something felt wrong,
stopping for this bar mitzvah,
308
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,927
so I sent some plainclothes officers
309
00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:30,721
to watch the lots at Barclays.
310
00:10:30,805 --> 00:10:32,598
They just caught the copycat.
I don't understand.
311
00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:34,224
If anything, that proves Judy's innocent.
312
00:10:34,308 --> 00:10:35,767
He's been standing here
with us the whole time.
313
00:10:35,851 --> 00:10:37,019
Which was his plan.
314
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,603
Establish an alibi,
315
00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,146
so his partner can go off stealing cars.
316
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,355
DOUG JUDY: I don't have a partner.
317
00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:42,440
Whoever this is, I promise you,
318
00:10:42,524 --> 00:10:43,566
I do not know him.
319
00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:45,902
Actually, Doug, I think you do.
320
00:10:45,986 --> 00:10:47,236
DOUG JUDY: Oh, my God.
321
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,113
ALL: Trudy Judy!
322
00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:51,823
You still want to pretend
323
00:10:51,907 --> 00:10:53,116
you had nothing to do with this?
324
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,910
I didn't, and she didn't either.
325
00:10:54,994 --> 00:10:57,704
Trudy Judy's not a car thief.
Trudy Judy's an angel.
326
00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,038
She's putting herself
through nursing school.
327
00:10:59,122 --> 00:11:00,831
And nurses are the best of our society.
328
00:11:00,915 --> 00:11:02,041
Name one bad nurse.
329
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,210
Nurse Ratched. Kathy Bates in Misery.
330
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:06,253
Nurse Jackie had a pill problem.
Okay, damn.
331
00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,338
You got a lot of real good examples
332
00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:08,505
off the top of your head.
333
00:11:08,589 --> 00:11:11,049
You believe me, right, Jake?
I mean, the fact pattern's not great,
334
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,759
but Trudy did seem
very nice when I met her.
335
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:14,052
You trying to get your
freak on with my sister?
336
00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:16,346
What? No.
I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
337
00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:17,889
I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
338
00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:20,015
Oh, you don't think she's a cutie?
Don't be snooty.
339
00:11:20,099 --> 00:11:21,475
She's a beauty, but I'm on duty.
340
00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:23,185
And you're married.
Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
341
00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:24,686
Sorry, I just get so overprotective.
342
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:25,896
She's such a good kid.
343
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,814
I guarantee you, she
didn't steal those cars.
344
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:28,899
We caught her sitting in a Bentley
345
00:11:28,983 --> 00:11:30,691
with a power amplifier
and a homemade override
346
00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,235
plugged into the CAN bus.
347
00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:33,361
Yeah, she guilty.
348
00:11:34,029 --> 00:11:36,155
I can't believe you made
us think you were dead.
349
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,573
I can't believe you're
out here stealing cars.
350
00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:39,492
That's for lowlifes. You steal cars.
351
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:40,617
And I'm a lowlife.
352
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,827
A gorgeous, charming, super
smart lowlife beloved by all.
353
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:43,954
I'm sorry, Dougie.
354
00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,247
I was falling behind on my student loans.
355
00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:46,498
I had to do something.
356
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:47,999
Guys, if you weren't working together,
357
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,751
how did she know all
your signature moves?
358
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,543
I found some of Doug's old notebooks.
359
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,004
Those are notes for my memoir.
Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet?
360
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,841
I was just gonna call
it The Pontiac Bandit.
361
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,302
Oh, is that it? Okay. Yeah.
362
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,844
TRUDY: I hated stealing cars.
363
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:04,264
I was gonna stop as soon
as nursing school was paid off,
364
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,723
I swear. It was a mistake.
365
00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:07,350
That's good enough for me.
Come on, Trudy, let's go home.
366
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:09,519
That's not really how arresting works.
367
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,187
She's going to jail. Wait, wait.
368
00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:12,396
What if we get you a bigger fish?
369
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,064
What if we can get you Stefano? Who?
370
00:12:14,148 --> 00:12:17,317
That cherry red 1961 Ferrari
250GT California you took
371
00:12:17,401 --> 00:12:19,152
belongs to a guy named Stefano Lucas.
372
00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:21,113
He thinks I did it, and
now he wants to kill me.
373
00:12:21,197 --> 00:12:23,406
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea. It's all good.
374
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,074
You have the car, so I call him,
375
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,450
tell him I'm not dead,
376
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:28,661
say I want to give him his
car back, arrange a drop,
377
00:12:28,745 --> 00:12:30,329
and these guys take
him down or die trying.
378
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:31,914
PERALTA: That is interesting.
379
00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:33,957
Stefano almost never comes out in public.
380
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,417
It would be a huge
collar for the Nine-Nine.
381
00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:37,878
What do you say, Sarge? 100,000 push-ups?
382
00:12:38,796 --> 00:12:40,422
Fine. If you deliver Stefano,
383
00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:41,840
I'll talk to the DA about
384
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:43,257
a reduced sentence for your sister.
385
00:12:43,341 --> 00:12:45,884
Thank you so much.
There's just one problem.
386
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,344
I don't have the car.
387
00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,178
I already handed it off to a fence.
388
00:12:49,347 --> 00:12:51,224
[SIGHS] Trudy Judy, you screwed me.
389
00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,142
Four hours left. We're down $58.
390
00:12:54,226 --> 00:12:56,019
Amy, where you at? Four drinks.
391
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:57,145
What's four-drink Amy again?
392
00:12:57,229 --> 00:12:58,896
Why don't you come
over here and find out?
393
00:12:58,980 --> 00:12:59,981
Right, Horny Amy.
394
00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:01,107
It feels like you should retire that one
395
00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:02,191
for the MeToo era.
396
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,151
Why don't you come over here and make me?
397
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:05,569
All right, there's only
one thing left to do.
398
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,696
Drink faster.
Set a bunch of fires throughout the city.
399
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:11,366
Mine's better. No! We can do this.
400
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,826
Things seem bleak now,
401
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,260
but the night is always
darkest before the dawn.
402
00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:18,081
This is Shaw's.
403
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:22,251
We've had weddings here and funerals.
404
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:27,005
Shaw's is part of our family,
because that is what we are.
405
00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:29,341
A family.
406
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:33,845
And we're not just Amy and
Rosa and Hitchcock and…
407
00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:35,847
[VOMITING]
408
00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:44,813
-So, the fence, Dallas, he works in there.
-PERALTA: I don't like him.
409
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:47,190
My rule?
Never trust anyone named after a city.
410
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,316
What about Orlando Bloom?
411
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,400
I never thought about
412
00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:50,485
him being named after the city before,
413
00:13:50,569 --> 00:13:52,612
and his last name is Bloom?
Wait a minute.
414
00:13:52,696 --> 00:13:54,030
Did we just realize something crazy?
415
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:55,864
No, everyone knows it's a crazy name.
416
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:58,116
Now can we just focus on the meet-up?
Fine.
417
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,618
All right, Dallas is creepy and paranoid,
418
00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:01,411
and he really freaked
me out that last time.
419
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,288
-I don't want to go in alone.
-DOUG JUDY: Don't worry, kid.
420
00:14:03,372 --> 00:14:05,248
I'll be there right
next to you, as always.
421
00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:07,416
Aw. Sarge, why don't you
say stuff like that to me?
422
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,544
No, look, I do not trust the
Judys going anywhere alone.
423
00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:12,505
Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.
424
00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:13,631
I just need a cover story.
425
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:15,299
We could say that you're my boyfriend.
426
00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:16,674
No.
No, no, no, I don't want my little sister
427
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,301
fake-dating some pervert.
428
00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:19,511
What? Why am I a pervert?
429
00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,262
Have you ever met a nice, normal guy
430
00:14:21,346 --> 00:14:23,056
that wears suspenders every day?
431
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,265
What kind of person
has to tie their pants down
432
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:25,350
to keep them from flying off?
433
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,184
That's not what suspenders are for, man.
434
00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:29,228
Guys, we don't have time to figure out
435
00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:30,979
what suspenders are for, all right?
436
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:33,315
Now, Trudy, this is undercover work.
It can be very intense.
437
00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:36,527
Are you sure you can handle it?
I mean, I'll do my best.
438
00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:38,861
Who's this? This is Deion. He's my man.
439
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,656
Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.
440
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,533
Okay, so she can handle it.
441
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,618
Why is your boyfriend here?
Who said boyfriend?
442
00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:46,994
Deion and I freak,
443
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:48,286
then he shuts his pretty little mouth
444
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:49,788
and lets me handle my business.
445
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,206
I don't like the direction this is going.
446
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,833
Easy. She's just playing a part.
447
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,376
DALLAS: Pretty big age difference here.
448
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,211
Where'd you guys meet? The club.
449
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,254
Deion was a bouncer, and I told him
450
00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:00,298
I wanted him to bounce on me.
451
00:15:00,423 --> 00:15:03,259
What is that? Is she rubbing on his mic?
452
00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:05,136
The mic that was taped to his chest?
453
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,679
You should feel these.
454
00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:08,179
They're like two baseball bases.
455
00:15:08,263 --> 00:15:11,141
Make 'em pop, Daddy.
Daddy's not sure this is the time.
456
00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:12,225
Do it, Daddy!
457
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,520
Ooh, ow, ooh, ow!
458
00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:16,354
Get your hands off her, pervert!
459
00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:17,939
Judy! Judy! I tried to stop him.
460
00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:19,440
That's my baby sister you're caressing.
461
00:15:19,524 --> 00:15:22,109
What? How can I caress her with my pecs?
462
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,402
Look at those things. They got thumbs.
463
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,404
Guys, guys, stop! Where is Dallas?
464
00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:27,197
I think he got spooked and ran away.
465
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:28,574
JEFFORDS: Good job, Doug Judy.
466
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:29,740
You just cost your sister
467
00:15:29,824 --> 00:15:30,950
a chance at a reduced sentence.
468
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,285
Oh, no.
469
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,078
Why is my tone so playful?
470
00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:35,621
Why is there a twinkle in my eye?
471
00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:42,043
Because I just found our
1961 Ferrari 250GT California.
472
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:43,336
Oh, ho, ho!
473
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,215
Ladies and gents and pervert
Terry, we are in business.
474
00:15:47,299 --> 00:15:49,508
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught
up in the moment there.
475
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:51,218
BOYLE: Guys, I threw up.
476
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:53,637
Oh, man, it's over. We need a miracle.
477
00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:55,139
-I'm here.
-DIAZ: Captain Holt.
478
00:15:55,223 --> 00:15:56,557
How are you here? You called me.
479
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:59,767
You didn't stop calling me.
I didn't call you. Look.
480
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:02,979
You left 17 voice mails. Here's one.
481
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,273
DIAZ [RECORDING]:
Holt. You got to come save us.
482
00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:06,733
We need a lie to get you here.
483
00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:09,917
-Charles, what should I say?
-BOYLE: That I got shot in the face.
484
00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,628
Oh, and tell him to bring pizza.
485
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,157
Whoo, Crampon Holt. We're losing. Yeah.
486
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,366
Why are you dancing?
487
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,536
Oh, I was up to nine-drink
Amy, who speaks French,
488
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:23,998
and then I hurl… I hurled.
489
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:25,666
What she's trying to
say is that she vomited,
490
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,335
and now she's back
down to three-drink Amy,
491
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,753
or Amy Dance Pants.
492
00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:29,838
You know it.
493
00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:31,838
My God.
494
00:16:31,922 --> 00:16:33,882
Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?
495
00:16:33,966 --> 00:16:35,467
Yeah. It's bad.
496
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:38,178
So, are you gonna
make us give up, Clappin?
497
00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:40,138
Or are you here to tell us to stop? No,
498
00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:43,140
I'm here to help you win.
What is happening? Why is this?
499
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:45,100
It's something you said
on one of your voice mails,
500
00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:46,685
after you had sung the entirety of a song
501
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,270
Called "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya."
502
00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:50,314
You thought you had
hung up, but you hadn't.
503
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:52,315
DIAZ: Anyway, bye-bye.
504
00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:54,275
What am I doing calling him?
505
00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:56,444
He doesn't care about us or what we want.
506
00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,530
When I heard that, I
was shaken to my core.
507
00:16:58,614 --> 00:17:00,156
I thought this bar was beneath me,
508
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,950
but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.
509
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,159
I had turned my back on…
510
00:17:04,243 --> 00:17:06,370
Holt, we do not have time for this.
511
00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:07,580
Just drinky, drinky.
512
00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:12,251
Hank, bring me a Charbonnay.
513
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:15,211
All right, Stefano should
be here any minute.
514
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,129
I just want to thank you
guys so much for helping me.
515
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:20,132
I don't deserve your kindness.
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
516
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:21,884
We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.
517
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:23,051
I was once in a flash mob.
518
00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:24,177
Ew. Mmm.
519
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:25,303
JEFFORDS: Something's off about this.
520
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:26,721
I don't like leaving
Judy out there alone.
521
00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,348
Relax, we have a tracker on the car,
522
00:17:28,432 --> 00:17:29,683
a tracker on Doug Judy,
523
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,184
and ESU has the entire area surrounded.
524
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,894
It's gonna be fine.
525
00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:34,311
We got movement.
526
00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:36,981
Okay, everyone, to your
positions, on my signal.
527
00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:41,235
Hold. Hold. Hold.
528
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,778
Sorry, I started holding too soon.
Let's start over.
529
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,532
Hold. Hold. And…
530
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,245
Everyone, stop holding. Go, go, go, go!
531
00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:56,539
JEFFORDS: Where is he? Where is he?
532
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:57,874
Got him.
533
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,585
They got Stefano. No, not Stefano.
534
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:02,796
The Pontiac Bandit.
Where is… Doug Judy here.
535
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,923
Y'all see that car blow up?
Yeah, we did. Why did you do that?
536
00:18:06,007 --> 00:18:07,425
You think I did that?
537
00:18:07,509 --> 00:18:08,634
Doug Judy does not work with fire.
538
00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,303
Yeah, he's like the Hound
from Game of Thrones.
539
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,597
I am like the Hound. And you're my Arya.
540
00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:13,723
Right? Guys.
541
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:16,475
If Doug Judy didn't
blow up the car, who did?
542
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,020
ALL: Trudy Judy.
543
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,318
Damn, sir, you took that
Charbonnay to the house.
544
00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:29,111
How you feeling? Let me take stock.
545
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,071
My equilibrium is askew,
546
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:33,032
my vision is partially impaired,
547
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,783
and I'm clearly slurring my words.
548
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:37,076
To put a fine point
on it, your boy is turnt.
549
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,329
Well, well, well, there's
only a minute left,
550
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:40,997
and you are six bucks down.
551
00:18:41,081 --> 00:18:44,083
I don't think you guys are gonna make it.
Hank, another Charb.
552
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,251
This one's hot.
553
00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:46,885
It was sitting on the radiator.
554
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:53,467
He's never gonna make it. Yes, he will.
555
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,801
Just don't breathe.
556
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,435
Let the liquid into your lungs.
557
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,266
Five, four, three, two…
558
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,893
Closing time, cops win!
559
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,019
[ALL CHEERING]
560
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:12,109
All right, fine, the bar is yours. But…
561
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,821
We're keeping this. Come on.
562
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,280
Before we all go home and pass out,
563
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:21,164
I want to say how sorry I
am that I deserted you earlier.
564
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:24,411
I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,
565
00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:25,496
each and every one of you.
566
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,498
Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock…
567
00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:30,459
[VOMITING]
568
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,044
All right, I have
officers looking for her.
569
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,747
She was on foot.
She couldn't have gone far.
570
00:19:34,831 --> 00:19:35,755
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
571
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:37,839
This is her. Where are you, Trudy?
572
00:19:37,923 --> 00:19:39,216
In the wind, Dougie.
573
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,343
Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?
574
00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:42,427
They were gonna reduce your charges.
575
00:19:42,511 --> 00:19:44,137
Reduced charges are still charges,
576
00:19:44,221 --> 00:19:46,556
and I can't go to prison.
There are no dudes there,
577
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,474
and I need to smush.
578
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,059
Trudy. Oh, grow up, Doug.
579
00:19:50,143 --> 00:19:52,311
I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.
580
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,271
What is going on?
Oh, are you judging me, ho?
581
00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:56,023
DOUG JUDY: Trudy, running
from the cops is a felony.
582
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,483
That means no more nursing school.
Good. It sucked.
583
00:19:58,567 --> 00:19:59,609
I only went to, like, one class.
584
00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:01,236
What? It was boring as hell.
585
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,946
So then I started running Internet scams.
586
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,614
Then there was identity theft.
587
00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:06,282
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
588
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,159
Then Lil' Kim. That was less believable.
589
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:10,285
But then I found your old notebooks.
590
00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:13,205
How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?
591
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:14,790
Because I didn't want
you to fall in love with it.
592
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,458
Wait, I'm confused.
593
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:17,835
When did you put the bomb in the Ferrari?
594
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:19,252
TRUDY: I didn't do it. Dallas did.
595
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,337
And Dallas isn't some
criminal I'm afraid of.
596
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,297
He's my employee. Say what's up, Dallas.
597
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:24,382
Wassup?
598
00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:25,466
Named after a city.
599
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,884
The hard part was trying to figure out
600
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,302
how to tell him my plan,
601
00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:30,095
so then I came up with
that whole boyfriend thing,
602
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:31,638
because I needed a distraction.
603
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:33,640
I knew you'd rush in, all
weird and old-fashioned,
604
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,058
try to protect my honor.
605
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:37,185
How can I caress her with my pecs?
606
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,146
DOUG JUDY: Look at those things.
They got thumbs.
607
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,604
I don't need you to protect me, Doug.
608
00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:43,107
You're my baby sister.
I got to look out for you.
609
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,317
That's so sweet and also dumb.
610
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:47,236
I'll see you at Christmas, sucker.
611
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,196
I love you, big bro.
612
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,405
Trudy!
613
00:20:50,489 --> 00:20:52,866
Man, I am gutted. This is awful.
614
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,451
Is this how you feel
every time I trick you?
615
00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:56,369
Pretty much. Yeah, it always hurts.
616
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:57,704
Wow, I'm sorry, man.
617
00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,080
It must be really hard
to hang out with me.
618
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:00,248
Well, it's a tough relationship,
619
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,331
but it's exciting.
620
00:21:01,415 --> 00:21:03,208
JEFFORDS: Hey, Doug,
I'm sorry for not trusting you.
621
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,293
Turns out you had
nothing to do with this.
622
00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:08,172
Oh. So you admit people can change.
623
00:21:08,256 --> 00:21:10,340
Yes. Bruce Banner's
pants and shirt were correct.
624
00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:11,883
You know what this means, right?
625
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:15,386
6203, 6204.
626
00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,430
I am so glad I lost this bet.
627
00:21:17,514 --> 00:21:19,223
I never find time for things I enjoy.
628
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:21,558
This is so unsatisfying.
You're not even sweating.
629
00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:23,518
It's too easy.
Get on my back, Jake. No, I'm not…
630
00:21:23,602 --> 00:21:25,980
Get on my back, Jake! Coming, strong man.