1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,815 All right, Jeffords, what's this meeting all about? 2 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:07,942 I've got a full workload today. 3 00:00:08,026 --> 00:00:09,402 I didn't call it. I thought you did. 4 00:00:09,486 --> 00:00:10,736 What? I did no such thing. 5 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:13,020 So if neither of you called it, then who did? 6 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,241 ALL: Gina. 7 00:00:14,325 --> 00:00:16,201 -Right. -SANTIAGO: Yeah. That makes sense. 8 00:00:16,285 --> 00:00:17,496 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 9 00:00:21,374 --> 00:00:24,295 GINA: Oh, Sheila, that was awesome. Okay, just stay here. 10 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,257 Wow. I can't believe I executed that to perfection. 11 00:00:27,341 --> 00:00:30,009 That was amazing. Gina, what's this all about? 12 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:32,096 I wanted to make one final grand entrance. 13 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:33,180 Final? What do you mean? 14 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:35,307 I've decided to leave the Nine-Nine. 15 00:00:35,391 --> 00:00:37,728 Which is why… [BLOWS WHISTLE] 16 00:00:37,895 --> 00:00:39,312 [ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING] 17 00:00:39,396 --> 00:00:40,397 Oh, okay. 18 00:00:44,402 --> 00:00:46,864 I'm handing in my two weeks' notice. 19 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:49,908 I don't understand. What are you gonna do? 20 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:53,371 I'm not sure, but Jake convinced me it was time to start a new chapter. 21 00:00:53,455 --> 00:00:56,876 It was time to spread my wings and fly. 22 00:00:57,168 --> 00:00:59,253 [WHISPERING] I'm an angel. I'm an angel. 23 00:00:59,337 --> 00:01:01,381 I'm an angel. This is crazy. 24 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:03,049 I can't imagine the Nine-Nine without you. 25 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,219 Don't worry. I have a parting gift for all of you. 26 00:01:05,303 --> 00:01:09,267 I printed "Time for Gina's Opinion" hoodies for you with your names on them. 27 00:01:10,017 --> 00:01:11,018 There you go. 28 00:01:11,102 --> 00:01:12,811 That's fun. So, like "Time for Jake's Opinion"? 29 00:01:12,895 --> 00:01:15,815 What are you, insane? No. It says "Time for Gina's Opinion" 30 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:17,358 in large text on the back. 31 00:01:17,442 --> 00:01:20,321 And then your names are stitched really tiny on the front. 32 00:01:20,405 --> 00:01:22,323 I had to guess at some of the spellings. 33 00:01:22,407 --> 00:01:23,950 -Arnie? -GINA: But that's not all. 34 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:26,578 Over the next two weeks, I will be leaving each of you 35 00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:28,456 with a signature Gina Moment, 36 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:31,125 something so shocking that it will stay with you 37 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:32,627 for the rest of your lives, 38 00:01:32,711 --> 00:01:35,339 much like this interpretive dance piece, 39 00:01:35,423 --> 00:01:37,843 entitled "The Linexit." 40 00:01:38,594 --> 00:01:41,262 This dance will be performed in four movements, 41 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:44,642 each one expressing one aspect of my personality. 42 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:47,313 [SLOW VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING] 43 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,043 Oh. 44 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,129 [CLICKS TAPE, MUSIC STOPS] 45 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,965 Awesome. Was that the first movement? 46 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:13,134 What? Are you crazy? No. That's the warm-up. 47 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:15,554 Each movement is 45 minutes. Oh, damn. 48 00:02:15,638 --> 00:02:16,764 Hit it! 49 00:02:16,848 --> 00:02:18,850 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 50 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,210 Hey, Craptain, you ready to get curb stomped? 51 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,587 What? At chess. 52 00:02:42,671 --> 00:02:45,007 We have a weekly match. I'm teaching Gina to play. 53 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:47,391 And she, in turn, is teaching me to trash talk. 54 00:02:47,593 --> 00:02:50,305 The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. 55 00:02:50,389 --> 00:02:52,181 You're a stage five dumbass. 56 00:02:52,265 --> 00:02:53,808 [EXCLAIMS] You have come so far. 57 00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:55,019 You any good, Gina? The best. 58 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:56,895 She struggles. We've been playing for four years now 59 00:02:56,979 --> 00:02:58,397 and she has yet to defeat me. 60 00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:00,275 Well, good luck. I'm rooting for you, Gina. 61 00:03:00,359 --> 00:03:03,112 You would take the loser's side, Jeffords, you bitch. 62 00:03:03,863 --> 00:03:05,698 Trash talk. Okay. I don't like this. 63 00:03:05,782 --> 00:03:08,536 I'm gonna go. Really good, sir. Really good. 64 00:03:09,704 --> 00:03:11,413 I don't know why you're so confident you'll win. 65 00:03:11,497 --> 00:03:14,292 You still don't even know the names of all the pieces. 66 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:15,877 -You dumbass. -GINA: Nice. 67 00:03:15,961 --> 00:03:18,964 But I do know the names. I've simply rebranded them. 68 00:03:19,048 --> 00:03:21,717 My queen is Rihanna. My king is Beyoncé. 69 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,012 And this little guy is Kevin. 70 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:27,433 Would you be willing to murder Kevin, the love of your life? 71 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:28,893 Yes. Chess Kevin means nothing to me. 72 00:03:28,977 --> 00:03:30,728 Gina, have you thought this through? 73 00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:33,607 Have you considered the ramifications of what you're doing? 74 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,651 Yeah, I mean, I named this guy Hitchcock, 75 00:03:35,735 --> 00:03:37,320 and now I kind of want him off the board. 76 00:03:37,404 --> 00:03:39,322 I was talking about your decision to leave the Nine-Nine, 77 00:03:39,406 --> 00:03:41,157 although I understand your confusion. 78 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:43,577 There are many parallels between the game of chess 79 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:45,496 -and the game of life. -GINA: Not really. 80 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:47,582 They're just a bunch of pieces of wood on a place mat. 81 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:50,418 In chess, every move has consequences. 82 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:53,255 Some of which won't reveal themselves until too late. 83 00:03:53,339 --> 00:03:56,259 Even a small, seemingly insignificant decision 84 00:03:56,343 --> 00:03:58,929 can change the course of the entire game. 85 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:00,890 I feel like you're worried I haven't considered 86 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,685 the consequences of quitting, but I have. 87 00:04:03,769 --> 00:04:05,688 I know you feel like you could be doing more with your life, 88 00:04:05,772 --> 00:04:09,149 but you're leaving the Nine-Nine without a clear plan, it's reckless. 89 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:13,071 What you don't get, but the greats do is that in order to be successful, 90 00:04:13,155 --> 00:04:15,700 sometimes you gotta be reckless. Boom. 91 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:18,661 Checkmate. All right, all right. I see you. 92 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,288 It was a good game, though, for a dumbass. 93 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:21,873 Okay, you're kind of overusing that one. 94 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,333 Maybe switch it up a little bit. 95 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:25,128 Oh, good note. You dick. 96 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:27,912 That landed good. All right, re-rack. Let's play again. 97 00:04:29,342 --> 00:04:30,551 Okay, my move? 98 00:04:30,635 --> 00:04:31,844 Whites go first. 99 00:04:31,928 --> 00:04:34,180 Chess really is like life. Commentary. 100 00:04:34,264 --> 00:04:36,141 The game you love is racist, 101 00:04:36,225 --> 00:04:37,892 and you're complicit. So what's your plan? 102 00:04:37,976 --> 00:04:40,104 Not with chess, with your life moving forward. 103 00:04:40,188 --> 00:04:42,022 I mean, I could do basically anything. 104 00:04:42,106 --> 00:04:43,567 I could come up with a new form 105 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,570 of cryptocurrency called GinaCoin, make millions. 106 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:50,992 Could write a YA novel about literally anything I think and make millions. 107 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:54,663 I could discover a new type of melon, make millions. 108 00:04:54,747 --> 00:04:56,540 I'm not saying your dreams are unattainable. 109 00:04:56,624 --> 00:04:57,624 But you can pursue them 110 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,669 while you're still gainfully employed here at the Nine-Nine. 111 00:04:59,753 --> 00:05:02,798 What's the rush to turn your back on stability and a paycheck? 112 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,760 I don't want stability and a paycheck. I wanna take a risk. 113 00:05:05,844 --> 00:05:10,640 Quote, "A bird can never learn to fly if it doesn't leave the nest." 114 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:12,810 End quote. Gina Linetti, right now. 115 00:05:12,894 --> 00:05:15,271 Quote, "The bird that leaves the nest too soon 116 00:05:15,355 --> 00:05:17,775 "plummets to its death on the concrete below." 117 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,444 Captain Raymond Holt, immediately afterwards. 118 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,030 Nothing bad ever happens to me. 119 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,365 I have a crystal in my pocket at all times. 120 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,658 What about when you got hit by that bus? 121 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,661 That bus was going 60 miles per hour, 122 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:30,623 and here I sit before you completely fine. 123 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:32,626 And you wanna say crystals don't work? 124 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:34,211 Gina, I'm serious. 125 00:05:34,295 --> 00:05:36,756 What if you get sick? Healthcare is expensive. 126 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,940 What if something happens to your daughter? 127 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:42,304 Checkmate. Did you just delay 128 00:05:42,388 --> 00:05:44,973 that victory by a few moves to punctuate your point? 129 00:05:45,057 --> 00:05:46,602 I did. Barf. Rack them. 130 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:49,979 Okay, Captain, you made some good points. 131 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:53,108 I mean, I get what you're saying about the healthcare situation. 132 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:54,360 Checkmate. 133 00:05:54,444 --> 00:05:55,446 [BLEEP] 134 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,781 I believe that you're smart enough 135 00:05:57,865 --> 00:06:00,451 and talented enough to do anything you want. 136 00:06:00,535 --> 00:06:02,537 But you have to have a plan. 137 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,249 Mmm… Interesting. 138 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,709 Let me ask you something, sir. Did you always have a plan 139 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:09,169 for everything you ever did? 140 00:06:09,253 --> 00:06:10,922 You always thought out every choice you ever made? 141 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:13,216 Yes. By the time I was 10, I had mapped out my entire life. 142 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,052 I knew that I wanted to go to the academy. 143 00:06:15,136 --> 00:06:16,804 I knew I wanted to become a detective. 144 00:06:16,888 --> 00:06:18,180 And you did it. Then move on to sergeant. 145 00:06:18,264 --> 00:06:19,391 And you got it. Next, lieutenant. 146 00:06:19,475 --> 00:06:21,351 Nailed it. And then, finally, captain. 147 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:22,436 Wow, I'm convinced. 148 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:25,065 I think I should reconsider my decision. 149 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:28,276 We're not done with the game. I know. I just wanted to stand, 150 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,821 so I could turn slowly and say… 151 00:06:32,073 --> 00:06:35,410 But wasn't there another step in the Holt life plan? 152 00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:37,537 Gosh, what was it? What came after captain? 153 00:06:37,621 --> 00:06:40,082 I can't seem to remember for dramatic effect. 154 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,668 I wanted to be commissioner. 155 00:06:42,627 --> 00:06:44,588 [WHISPERING] Gina Moment. I get your point. 156 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:47,048 Even the best laid plans sometimes don't work out. 157 00:06:47,132 --> 00:06:49,886 They sure don't. And now it's time for Gina's closing thoughts. 158 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:53,432 Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it. 159 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:54,683 Life is chaos. 160 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:57,061 Success is completely arbitrary, 161 00:06:57,145 --> 00:06:59,690 and confidence is everything. 162 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,276 I was just worried. 163 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:06,155 But I guess after working with you for five years, 164 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:07,449 I should've realized 165 00:07:08,617 --> 00:07:10,786 you know what you're doing. Thanks, Captain. 166 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:16,335 Have you thought this through? Not at all. And yet… 167 00:07:17,211 --> 00:07:18,712 Checkmate. That was completely illegal. 168 00:07:18,796 --> 00:07:20,130 That's not at all how the queen moves. 169 00:07:20,214 --> 00:07:21,966 That's how this queen moves. Checkmate. 170 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,134 It's against the rules of chess. 171 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:25,637 Well, Gina Linetti done reinvented the game. 172 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:27,431 I'm supporting your overall career decision. 173 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,266 I'm on board, but you can't assign… 174 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:32,812 Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. I won both things. Chess and the argument. 175 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:35,775 This little birdie, she gotta fly the coop. 176 00:07:35,859 --> 00:07:38,736 I'm taking this with me as a little remembrance, sir. 177 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:41,157 Ka-kow! Ka-kow! 178 00:07:45,037 --> 00:07:46,788 Hey. What are you two up to? 179 00:07:47,372 --> 00:07:50,501 I'm on my phone and Rosa is just sitting there silently. 180 00:07:50,585 --> 00:07:52,544 The yewzh. Well, I was thinking 181 00:07:52,628 --> 00:07:54,589 we could have a ladies lunch today. 182 00:07:54,673 --> 00:07:56,758 Amy, I wish I could do lunch today, 183 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:58,593 but I'm currently out of town. 184 00:07:58,677 --> 00:08:01,431 Come on. I wanna hang out one last time before you… 185 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,224 Before you leave us. 186 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,395 You're really special, Gina, and even though… 187 00:08:06,479 --> 00:08:10,650 I'm sorry. I just get so emotional about these things, you know? 188 00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:12,527 I wish I could be more like Rosa. 189 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:15,114 I got bored. What's going on? See? She doesn't even give a damn. 190 00:08:15,198 --> 00:08:16,657 I wish I could do that. 191 00:08:16,741 --> 00:08:18,368 Then I would cry less at the bank. 192 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:21,454 It's just there's this one poster of this older Asian man 193 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:24,458 opening a savings account for his grandson. 194 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,669 Okay. All right, here's what's gonna happen. 195 00:08:26,753 --> 00:08:29,506 Amy Santiago, as my parting gift to you, 196 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:31,216 before I leave your life forever… 197 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,802 We'll still see each other outside of work. 198 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,679 Before I leave your life forever, I'm gonna fix you. 199 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:38,392 I'm gonna teach you how to be more cool and detached like me and Rosa. 200 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,145 What's going on? But we could still go to lunch, right? 201 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,689 I mean, or not. 202 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,816 -Whatevs. -GINA: Decent start. 203 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,777 Yeah, sure, I mean, we'll go to lunch with you. 204 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:49,030 Why not? Okay, okay, cool. 205 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:50,322 Just before we go, 206 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,867 I'm gonna go to the bathroom for a bit. 207 00:08:51,951 --> 00:08:55,746 Not to cry about you leaving, but just to take a huge dump. 208 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:59,417 So, if you hear any crying from the bathroom… [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 209 00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:03,464 Not about you. It's the dump. Okay? 210 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:06,940 Gina, since you're leaving, I'd like to make a toast. 211 00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:10,139 Bye. Oh, my God. That was perfect. 212 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:14,351 So nice. Gina, I got a little going-away present for you. 213 00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:16,147 Don't worry. It's nothing big. 214 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:19,274 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 215 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,818 You once said if you ever die, 216 00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:23,321 you wanted someone to turn your tweets into a book, 217 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:25,157 so that's what I did. 218 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:27,868 Oh, my God. I said so many witty things so fast. 219 00:09:27,952 --> 00:09:28,953 Yeah. 220 00:09:29,579 --> 00:09:31,956 Amy, I don't know what to say. This is horrifying. 221 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,042 What? This is way worse than crying. 222 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:35,795 I mean, you put so much work into this. 223 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,464 I'm completely uncomfortable. It makes me… 224 00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:39,925 Kind of makes me sick. 225 00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:42,636 Amy, there's something I want you to do right now. 226 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,388 Burn the book I made you? 227 00:09:44,472 --> 00:09:47,767 Yes. It's the only way to cleanse your childish sentimentality 228 00:09:47,851 --> 00:09:50,646 and become the true you, the one that's really Rosa. 229 00:09:51,564 --> 00:09:52,815 Okay. 230 00:09:52,899 --> 00:09:53,900 Sure. 231 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,986 I mean, it does include a very personal foreword I wrote 232 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,698 and $75 of my best archival glue. 233 00:09:59,782 --> 00:10:02,118 But, yeah, this feels good. 234 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,664 Hey. Never seen you burning stuff at the bum barrel before. Right on. 235 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:08,292 What was in there, Hitchcock? Uh-uh. 236 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:09,919 First rule of the bum barrel, 237 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,921 never ask somebody what they're burning. 238 00:10:12,005 --> 00:10:13,799 Well, okay, then. 239 00:10:13,883 --> 00:10:17,033 All right, Amy, it's time. Put the book in the barrel. Let's go. 240 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,890 No! I can't do it. 241 00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:22,560 What? I thought you wanted us to change you. 242 00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:24,603 I thought I did, too, but I don't. 243 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:28,275 I like having emotions, okay? This is who I am. 244 00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:30,819 You're leaving and that's a really big change 245 00:10:30,903 --> 00:10:33,531 and I'm gonna cry about it a lot, okay? 246 00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:34,699 GINA: And there it is. 247 00:10:34,783 --> 00:10:36,785 Another flawless Gina Moment. 248 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:37,911 What? What's going on? 249 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:41,875 Amy, the lesson I wanted to leave you with is to just be yourself. 250 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:45,587 If you want to cry like an idiot for hours on end, just do it. 251 00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:49,633 You wanna make a big old ugly book full of all my brilliant thoughts, do it. 252 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,719 Do you! 253 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,806 Thanks, Gina. 254 00:10:57,894 --> 00:10:58,937 Oh, wow. 255 00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:01,064 That was really, really sweet. 256 00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:04,401 Oh, dip! I got Rosa to feel her feelings, too? 257 00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:07,197 Inadvertent Gina Moment. Two for one. 258 00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,658 Come in, my babies. Come in. 259 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:13,078 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but you might want to take a couple of steps back. 260 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,999 This is not going to smell good. 261 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,583 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 262 00:11:19,003 --> 00:11:20,963 Hey, does anyone have a contact at Ellis Island? 263 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,173 Ellis Island? What's going on? 264 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:25,844 I'm trying to secure a cool venue for Gina's going-away party, Gina-rama. 265 00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:28,013 Oh, that invitation said "Geena-rama," 266 00:11:28,097 --> 00:11:29,140 not "Gyna-rama." 267 00:11:29,224 --> 00:11:31,351 I thought it was weird they'd move Gyna-rama from Tampa. 268 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:32,977 It's really a warm weather event. 269 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:35,314 Wait, I'm confused. Did the Met fall through? 270 00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,066 That place is stuffy and lame. 271 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,902 And also, it's $12 million. 272 00:11:38,986 --> 00:11:41,613 But the point is, I decided. It was my call! 273 00:11:41,697 --> 00:11:43,074 JEFFORDS: Just have it at Shaw's. 274 00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,951 It doesn't have to be splashy. It's a party for Gina. 275 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,827 It absolutely has to be splashy, Terrence. 276 00:11:46,911 --> 00:11:49,122 Terrence, would you jump into a pool without water? 277 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,291 No, the splash is what keeps you alive. 278 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,253 Splash is life. I know what you need. 279 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,296 An insane devil stick performance. 280 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,633 I have a brand-new routine that is steamy. 281 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,718 Boyle, we're looking for splashy, not steamy, but thank you. 282 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,305 Well, steam is what you get when you add splash to fire. 283 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,431 And we will not keep you in mind. 284 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,350 Hey, that reminds me, Gina, we still haven't secured 285 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,476 a celebrity guest for the party. 286 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,271 How would you feel about the guy who shot that video 287 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,897 of that rat smoking a vape pen? 288 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,274 Can we get the rat? Pretty sure the rat 289 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:12,776 is just a big ball of tumors at this point. 290 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,111 Is that the vibe you're going for? Maybe. 291 00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:18,075 If you want a celebrity, I met Leroy Pipe at Gyna-rama '08. 292 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:20,410 I have a buddy who works in private security. 293 00:12:20,494 --> 00:12:22,454 They do protection for tons of big names. 294 00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:25,291 He'll know who's in town. Fantastic. Please call him right now. 295 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:29,045 No need. Leroy Pipe is in. All he needs is bail money. 296 00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:30,130 Great. 297 00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:31,924 But also, Terry, you still call your guy. Gotcha. 298 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:34,719 Gina, big news. Terry's friend got back to us 299 00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:38,265 and he says they're doing security for Bayside High's number one wrestler, 300 00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,893 A.C. Slater. That's right, Mario Lopez. 301 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,229 Oh, my God. I had such a big crush on him. 302 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:45,858 Yeah, we all had a big crush on A.C. Slater. 303 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:47,902 Get in line! [CHUCKLING] 304 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,447 I'll be cooler when we meet him. I should hope so. 305 00:12:50,531 --> 00:12:52,449 Anyways, he's hanging out at the Manhattan Club right now. 306 00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,616 We can go there and try and talk to him. 307 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,870 Jake, you can't just walk into the Manhattan Club. 308 00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:57,163 It's very exclusive. 309 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,248 Like, how exclusive are we talking here, Gines? No jeans? 310 00:12:59,332 --> 00:13:00,334 More. No poor people of any kind, 311 00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:01,418 no matter how well they hide it? 312 00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:03,378 More. Just a tiny slice of the super rich? 313 00:13:03,462 --> 00:13:04,964 More. Is it all Illuminati? 314 00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:07,133 Is it just a whole room full of lizards? Bingo. 315 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,817 Well, then I guess we'll have to transform ourselves. 316 00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:11,639 Into the uber wealthy. 317 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:14,893 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 318 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,697 Charles. Turn that music off. 319 00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:28,534 Oh, sorry. I was just practicing in case you guys change your mind. 320 00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:31,162 Okay, we're about to walk into the land of money. 321 00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:33,791 Remember, all rich people are monsters, so unleash the beast. 322 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,876 Got it. 323 00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:36,627 Open it! 324 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:40,715 Good afternoon. May I help you? We're here all the time. 325 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:42,008 Get familiar with these faces, 326 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,095 or get familiar with the unemployment line. 327 00:13:44,179 --> 00:13:46,722 I'm so sorry, but I have to check you in. 328 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:47,808 I need a member number. 329 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:50,143 I don't have my member number with me. 330 00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:52,647 It's too bad you can't just use my Amex Black Card. 331 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,733 Oh, that's great. We can use that. You can? Well. 332 00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:57,767 You think I carry around my own wallet? 333 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,615 [BOTH CHUCKLE SHEEPISHLY] 334 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:04,744 I'm sorry, sir. If you could just give me a name, that would be great. 335 00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:07,040 I'll give you a name. Pamplemousse La Croix. 336 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,291 I'm so sorry, Ms. La Croix, 337 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,837 you're not in the system. This is ridiculous. 338 00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:14,298 You know what? Call Daddy. Daddy'll get us in. 339 00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:17,051 Daddy, the man won't let us into the club. 340 00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:18,219 [EXCLAIMS] 341 00:14:18,303 --> 00:14:20,388 Yes, Daddy. No, Daddy, no. 342 00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:22,599 Daddy wants to speak with you. Gladly. 343 00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:23,684 Hello, Daddy? 344 00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:25,729 Yes, Daddy. No, Daddy. 345 00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:28,649 Daddy! Oh, well, good question, Daddy. 346 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,985 Daddy wants to get this young man fired. 347 00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,946 What is your first and last name? 348 00:14:33,947 --> 00:14:37,033 Uh… You know what, forget about it. You can just go on up. 349 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,618 Fantastic. 350 00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:41,665 Everything's well, Daddy. We're heading in, Daddy. 351 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,041 Gina, the bathrooms here are amazing. 352 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,044 I just peed on gold. I peed on gold! 353 00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:49,382 That's so dope, but we don't have time. Mario Lopez is right there in the VIP. 354 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:50,758 So, how do we get him to come to your party? 355 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:53,804 Say we're his biggest fans? No, Jake. Celebrities despise their fans. 356 00:14:53,888 --> 00:14:56,557 You get into entertainment to be removed from general society. 357 00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:57,933 Oh. Okay. So, what do we say? 358 00:14:58,017 --> 00:14:59,811 Well, whilst stars hate people, 359 00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:00,896 they love animals. 360 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,190 'Cause animals have bad bodies, so they're no competition. 361 00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:05,318 Okay, so we say the party is for monkeys. 362 00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:07,528 Monkeys with malaria. Malnourished malaria monkeys. 363 00:15:07,612 --> 00:15:09,781 God, it's ridiculous how good we are at this. 364 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,158 Let's go in. Wait, I don't think there's any way 365 00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:12,493 we're getting past those security guards. 366 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:13,620 We need a distraction. 367 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,079 How about this? I'll sprint past them, 368 00:15:15,163 --> 00:15:17,958 and whilst they're chasing after me, you sneak into the VIP. 369 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,294 We said "whilst" twice in this conversation. 370 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,547 I know, this place is really rubbing off on us. 371 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,467 [CHUCKLING PRETENTIOUSLY] 372 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,428 Heads up! Catch me if you… 373 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,306 Did! You immediately did! 374 00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:32,018 Stop it! I'm telling Daddy! 375 00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:33,144 Daddy! 376 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:35,938 Ow! Ow! 377 00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:38,566 Hey. Hey, homie. You okay? 378 00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:39,734 Yeah, I'm totally fine. 379 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,110 It really wasn't that bad of a beating. 380 00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:43,364 I don't know why I'm lying. You were there. You held me as I wept. 381 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,284 Anyways, sorry that Gina-rama has been a little bit basic so far, 382 00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:48,078 but all of that is about to change. 383 00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:50,998 Because guess who just pulled up outside? He came? 384 00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:53,668 A.C. Slater. A.C. Slater. 385 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,420 -Er. -[WHISPERING] Er. 386 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:57,632 -Yes, dude! -[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN] 387 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,924 I'm sorry! 388 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,300 PERALTA: Everyone, be cool! He's here! 389 00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,432 Hey, is this the hungry monkey thing? 390 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,810 It sure is, A.C. Slater! I'm so sorry, Mr. Lopez. 391 00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:10,188 I know you're not actually the very iconic character that you played. 392 00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:11,672 You sure about that, preppy? 393 00:16:11,857 --> 00:16:13,149 This is the best moment of my life. 394 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,278 So what's up? Can I come in and get a drink? 395 00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:17,697 Actually, I'm sorry, the venue is at capacity. 396 00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:19,532 There's just too many people inside. 397 00:16:19,616 --> 00:16:20,742 What? Wait, I was told 398 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,369 that this event depended on me. 399 00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,037 You just begged me, like, an hour ago. 400 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,624 And now I'm begging you to stop embarrassing yourself 401 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,042 'cause it's not a good shade on you. 402 00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:29,211 Are you really not gonna let me in? 403 00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:30,296 There's nothing I can do, I'm… 404 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,880 Hey, Scully. Hi, Gina. 405 00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:33,465 I brought my own pigs in a blanket. 406 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:35,093 Dope. Who's that guy? 407 00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:37,345 -Scully. -GINA: Mario, you gotta calm down. 408 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,179 And you gotta walk away. It's over. 409 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,559 [MOUTHING] I'm so sorry. 410 00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:43,521 Hey! Gina! 411 00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,689 What are you doing? We had A.C. Slater right there 412 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:46,773 and you turned him away? 413 00:16:46,857 --> 00:16:48,443 And that, Jake, was your Gina Moment. 414 00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:51,279 What? But that sucked. Why was mine a bad one? 415 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,115 Because, Jake, I wanted you to understand 416 00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:55,784 I don't need a celebrity or some crazy venue 417 00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,411 or a huge goodbye party. 418 00:16:57,495 --> 00:17:00,415 This is what I wanted, just to hang with my friends 419 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:01,792 and have a few drinks. 420 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:06,422 And laugh at Charles with his devil sticks until he makes eye contact… 421 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,842 You're killing it, bud. 422 00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:10,302 You guys are all the splash that I need. 423 00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:12,723 Oh, man. 424 00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:14,683 Gina. Mmm-hmm. 425 00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:16,978 You big cheeseball. I know. 426 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:21,148 Plus, it's so cool that I got to turn a celebrity away from my party. 427 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,068 That was kind of my Gina Moment for me. 428 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:24,277 I've always wanted to do that. 429 00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:25,362 Right. Right. 430 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:28,699 Hey, it's raining outside. Is it cool if I just wait here 431 00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:30,660 until my car comes? Get out of here, Slater! 432 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,330 Get out! Yeah? Yeah! 433 00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:39,170 BOYLE: I can't believe Gina's gone. Me neither. 434 00:17:39,254 --> 00:17:41,173 Hey, did you get a Gina Moment? 435 00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:42,883 She said she was giving one to everyone, 436 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,385 but I didn't get mine. 'Sup, losers. 437 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:45,470 [BOTH EXCLAIM] 438 00:17:45,554 --> 00:17:47,055 -JEFFORDS: What are you doing here, Gina? -BOYLE: Are you back? 439 00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,807 Did my begging change your mind? 440 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:51,185 No, dawg. I'm just tying up some loose ends. 441 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:53,479 Gina, why are you still here? Jeez. What's the big deal? 442 00:17:53,563 --> 00:17:55,774 It's just that you made us all toasts at Gina-rama 443 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:58,193 and say tearful goodbyes, but now you're still here. 444 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,113 I'm not back. I'm just cleaning out my desk. 445 00:18:00,197 --> 00:18:02,697 And I have some stuff I wanted to give to you guys. 446 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,869 Charles, weirdly, you're kind of the person 447 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:08,038 I'm the closest to here. Don't say why. 448 00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:09,206 Because I was your brother and your lover? 449 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,543 Sorry, I just can't control my tongue around you. 450 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:12,711 All right, well, here. 451 00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:14,695 The Boyle family mother dough starter! 452 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,674 I'll think of you every time I handle her. 453 00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:18,634 Oh, man. You know, I never really understood 454 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,513 the logic behind the two of us. 455 00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:22,556 But I love you and I'm gonna miss you. 456 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,726 I'm gonna miss you, too, Gina. You're getting cold feet. 457 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,686 I mean, why haven't you cleaned out your desk 458 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:27,979 over your last two weeks? 459 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:32,609 Because, Terry, I was busy giving each and every one of you a beautiful GM. 460 00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:35,614 Well, not all of us. Oh! Terry, that reminds me. 461 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,741 Rosa, do you want this plant? 462 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,410 Yeah. I mess with orchids. Great. 463 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,746 Well, that about wraps up everything I meant to do. 464 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,082 Come on. 465 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,957 I wonder if Holt's gonna hire a new assistant. 466 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,962 Well, he can't hire someone permanent right away. 467 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:49,881 He needs a rebound assistant first. 468 00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:52,760 It's gonna be so weird seeing someone at Gina's… Oh! 469 00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:53,886 She's still here. 470 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,763 -Gina, what's going on? -JEFFORDS: Cold feet. 471 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:56,847 She's never going to leave. 472 00:18:56,931 --> 00:19:00,518 No, I wanted to make sure Holt was familiar with my filing system. 473 00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:02,188 I didn't want to leave him in the dark. 474 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,233 There are no dividers. It's just a big pile of loose papers. 475 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,027 Okay, yeah, you get it. 476 00:19:07,236 --> 00:19:09,696 I'll stick around the rest of the day in case you have any questions. 477 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:10,906 Never gonna leave! 478 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:13,117 She's definitely still gonna be here. 479 00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:14,369 No way. She's gone. 480 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,914 Look, her desk, I told you, it's empty. 481 00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:18,874 She's right over there burning stuff. 482 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,958 I'm just sage-ing. 483 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:21,628 Trying to clear this place of my energy. 484 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,505 Why? Cold feet. 485 00:19:23,589 --> 00:19:25,633 No. No one's paying me for my vibes anymore. 486 00:19:25,717 --> 00:19:27,343 I'm not trying to give them away for free. 487 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,553 Oh, my God. I know what's going on. 488 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:31,014 Gina, you're having second thoughts. 489 00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:33,016 You have cold feet. I figured it out. 490 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,893 Jake for the win. There you go. Come on, man. 491 00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:36,896 I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury 492 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,732 of having great first thoughts. 493 00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:40,526 Gina, it's okay. You're scared. 494 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,569 Tare-bear, I love you, but don't try and hop on my thing, okay? 495 00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,238 But for real. I'm not scared. 496 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:48,117 Hey, guys. You were right. 497 00:19:48,201 --> 00:19:50,413 I'm scared as hell. Anyway. 498 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,622 I'm here all day. 499 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:52,916 Huh. 500 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,669 All right. I think we need to all get on the same page 501 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,295 for what to do about this Gina situation. 502 00:19:57,379 --> 00:19:58,630 Well, we should tell her we believe in her. 503 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,424 -Good point, Charles. -HOLT: And we all know 504 00:20:00,508 --> 00:20:01,676 she'll succeed at whatever she tries. 505 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,929 I feel like this is all my fault. 506 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:05,889 She's staying for me. She just can't let go. 507 00:20:05,973 --> 00:20:08,350 Hitchcock, you don't have to contribute. All right, guys, let's get in there 508 00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:09,811 and support the hell out of Gina. 509 00:20:09,895 --> 00:20:10,896 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 510 00:20:12,105 --> 00:20:13,190 What is that? 511 00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:14,441 BOYLE: It's a statue of her… 512 00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:15,651 HOLT: Texting on her phone. 513 00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,362 Guys, look, there's a note. 514 00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:21,700 Hello, Nine-Nine. I just wanted to thank you guys. 515 00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:23,494 I was so nervous to move on 516 00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:26,747 and I even started to doubt myself, which is crazy. 517 00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:29,459 And your kind words really helped me, 518 00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:30,752 especially yours, Terry. 519 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:33,924 -Oh… -Psych! [LAUGHS] 520 00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:35,884 Did he fall… Terry, did you fall for it? 521 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,637 Anyway, Terry, that's your Gina Moment. 522 00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,806 Seriously? I've known her for seven years. 523 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,643 JK again. I'm really gonna miss you, Sarge. 524 00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:46,606 I signed you up for an international yogurt of the month club. 525 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,649 Austria is in the fridge right now. 526 00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,902 Terry's never had Austrian yogurt before. 527 00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:52,321 Terry had the best moment of all. 528 00:20:52,405 --> 00:20:54,489 Anyway, I didn't doubt myself for one second. 529 00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:56,576 I'm more confident now than I've ever been. 530 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,287 I was only stalling because there was a shipping delay 531 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:00,580 with my golden statue. 532 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:01,665 That makes sense. 533 00:21:01,749 --> 00:21:04,043 And even though she looks like she has wet hair 534 00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:06,671 and just combed through a deep conditioning treatment, 535 00:21:06,755 --> 00:21:08,673 and even though her jeans look cheap 536 00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:11,135 and even though she has sausage fingers, 537 00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:13,930 I hope it reminds you of me, and I'm gonna miss you. 538 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,475 I'll hold now for a five-minute applause break. 539 00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:19,729 Do it! Please. 540 00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,609 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 541 00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:26,946 This feels right. I love you guys.