1 00:00:05,444 --> 00:00:06,944 Attention, squad. 2 00:00:07,028 --> 00:00:08,614 Put your hands together 3 00:00:08,698 --> 00:00:11,325 for the long-anticipated reunion of… 4 00:00:11,534 --> 00:00:14,078 The DDC! 5 00:00:14,162 --> 00:00:16,288 DD… C! 6 00:00:16,372 --> 00:00:18,332 -♪ Put a J with a G… ♪ -♪ You get DD… ♪ 7 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:20,084 C! C! 8 00:00:20,168 --> 00:00:21,377 The gas face. 9 00:00:21,461 --> 00:00:22,670 What the hell is the DDC? 10 00:00:22,754 --> 00:00:23,880 I don't know, but I love it! 11 00:00:23,964 --> 00:00:26,383 The DDC is the Dope… Denim… Crew. 12 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,134 Our 20-year high school reunion is tonight, 13 00:00:28,218 --> 00:00:29,719 and the party is '90s-themed. 14 00:00:29,803 --> 00:00:31,346 So, we're dressing the way we did back then, 15 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:33,556 aka hella fresh. 16 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,600 Can't wait to see everyone we graduated with 17 00:00:35,684 --> 00:00:37,435 and lie to them about what I've been up to 18 00:00:37,519 --> 00:00:38,855 for my own amusement. 19 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:42,191 It's gonna be Fib City, population, Gina Clooney. 20 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,734 BOYLE: But, Jake, how can you be excited 21 00:00:43,818 --> 00:00:44,902 to return to your high school, 22 00:00:44,986 --> 00:00:46,654 the scene of Tattlegate? 23 00:00:46,738 --> 00:00:47,738 SANTIAGO: What's Tattlegate? 24 00:00:47,822 --> 00:00:49,031 Why haven't I heard anything about it? 25 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,867 It was junior year and Jake was riding high… 26 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,121 Charles, no one wants to hear this story. 27 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,455 From you. 28 00:00:55,539 --> 00:00:58,417 It was junior year, and Jake was riding high. 29 00:00:58,501 --> 00:00:59,626 Sophomore year was rough, 30 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,878 but now I was back with a hot new look, 31 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,046 an earring and long hair. 32 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,965 Which was my look and he just copied it. 33 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:06,049 And it worked! 34 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,134 I was finally cool, 35 00:01:07,218 --> 00:01:09,470 and becoming friends with the most popular kid in school, 36 00:01:09,554 --> 00:01:10,555 Brandon Bliss. 37 00:01:10,639 --> 00:01:11,639 Dope name, sounds hot. 38 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:12,724 He was hot, Rosa. 39 00:01:12,808 --> 00:01:14,267 For the record, he could barely read. 40 00:01:14,351 --> 00:01:15,643 He didn't have to read, Gina. 41 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:17,562 He lost his virginity when he was 12 years old. 42 00:01:17,646 --> 00:01:18,730 Which is horrifying. 43 00:01:18,814 --> 00:01:20,914 But it wasn't back then! Back then, it was 44 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:22,734 everything. 45 00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:24,528 He asked me to ditch class one day 46 00:01:24,612 --> 00:01:25,946 with him and his buddies, steal a school van, 47 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:27,406 and go get drunk at his parents' cabin, 48 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,241 but the day before we were supposed to go, 49 00:01:29,325 --> 00:01:31,702 someone ratted Brandon out, and he got suspended. 50 00:01:31,786 --> 00:01:33,162 He thought I was the one who told, 51 00:01:33,246 --> 00:01:34,288 and from that day forward, 52 00:01:34,372 --> 00:01:36,582 everyone called me "The Tattler." 53 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:38,418 Tattler. It's a sexy nickname. 54 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:39,836 It was not a sexy nickname! 55 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,965 It was a scarlet letter and it ruined my senior year. 56 00:01:43,423 --> 00:01:45,967 But luckily, I'm over all that now. 57 00:01:46,051 --> 00:01:47,719 Not me. I'm gonna go to this reunion tonight 58 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,262 and kick Brandon Bliss in the butthole. 59 00:01:49,346 --> 00:01:51,306 Horrifying, but that won't be necessary, Charles, 60 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:53,642 for my awesome life will do the butthole-kicking this eve. 61 00:01:53,726 --> 00:01:56,437 I've got a sweet job and a super-smart, incredible wife. 62 00:01:56,521 --> 00:01:57,521 Tonight's gonna be awesome. 63 00:01:57,605 --> 00:01:58,689 Right, Gina? Damn straight. 64 00:01:58,773 --> 00:02:02,151 DD… C! 65 00:02:02,235 --> 00:02:04,237 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 66 00:02:23,132 --> 00:02:24,133 PERALTA: Wow. 67 00:02:24,217 --> 00:02:26,886 This place hasn't changed one bit in 20 years. 68 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,721 It's a real indictment of the public school system. 69 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:30,724 Jake! Gina! 70 00:02:30,891 --> 00:02:32,642 No way, Mikey J! 71 00:02:32,726 --> 00:02:36,270 Amy, this is Mike Joseph, aka the lead funk bassist 72 00:02:36,354 --> 00:02:39,358 from my legendary ska band, Skalvester Skallone. 73 00:02:39,442 --> 00:02:42,027 We had one song. Oh… 74 00:02:42,111 --> 00:02:47,032 ALL: ♪ Stop or my mom will ska ♪ 75 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:48,325 PERALTA: Whoa. Hey, man. 76 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:49,827 We were so bad. 77 00:02:49,911 --> 00:02:51,954 I can't believe we thought we were gonna make it. 78 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,163 So, what have you been up to, man? 79 00:02:53,247 --> 00:02:55,250 Well, I'm still trying to get the music thing started. 80 00:02:55,334 --> 00:02:57,377 Oh. Cool, cool, cool. Never give up. 81 00:02:57,461 --> 00:02:59,671 Anyway, how are you, Gina? What have you been up to? 82 00:02:59,755 --> 00:03:00,755 Nothing crazy. 83 00:03:00,839 --> 00:03:02,715 Yeah, just writing those Thor movies. 84 00:03:02,799 --> 00:03:05,009 Seriously? Oh, my God. Tell me everything. 85 00:03:05,093 --> 00:03:07,303 Legally, I can't get into it too much, 86 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,014 but just know that the next one will have 87 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:10,474 a lot more full-frontal. 88 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,102 Well, if you need some ska for your soundtrack… 89 00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:15,437 Whoa. This is them. This is Marvel. 90 00:03:15,521 --> 00:03:18,858 They probably want to talk about Thor 4: More Thor. 91 00:03:18,942 --> 00:03:20,693 I gotta take this. Okay, All right. 92 00:03:21,152 --> 00:03:22,653 MIKEY: So, how you doing, Jake? 93 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:25,157 I know the end of high school was a little rough. 94 00:03:25,324 --> 00:03:27,033 Oh. Uh… 95 00:03:27,117 --> 00:03:29,327 Jake's killing it now. He's a detective. 96 00:03:29,411 --> 00:03:31,955 Irie, mon! Irie, irie! 97 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:33,206 Very nice. 98 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,417 God, you must have some crazy stories. 99 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:36,501 PERALTA: Oh, I don't know. 100 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:37,961 I mean, is successfully negotiating 101 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:40,256 a high-tension hostage situation in a bank crazy? 102 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,632 Yes! 103 00:03:41,716 --> 00:03:44,844 Oh, well, then, I guess I do have some crazy stories, man! 104 00:03:45,553 --> 00:03:48,932 Gosh, it's so cool how we all still dress the same. 105 00:03:51,184 --> 00:03:53,060 RADIO HOST: is it so much to ask? You know what I'm saying? 106 00:03:53,144 --> 00:03:54,438 Why is everyone gathered around the radio? 107 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:55,522 Oh, are they testing 108 00:03:55,606 --> 00:03:56,732 the emergency broadcasting system? 109 00:03:56,816 --> 00:03:59,693 What? No. We're listening to a contest. 110 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:02,988 This is 93.7, The Jamhouse, with… 111 00:04:03,072 --> 00:04:05,490 JC and the Horndog! JC and the Horndog! 112 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:07,117 FM radio… 113 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:09,579 Yeah, the hosts are beyond disgusting, 114 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:12,123 but they do a fun game where they play a mystery sound 115 00:04:12,207 --> 00:04:14,125 and callers guess what it is for a cash prize. 116 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:15,919 Shh, they're about to play the new sound! 117 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:17,045 [RUSTLING] 118 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:19,714 It's a crinkle. I solved it. 119 00:04:19,798 --> 00:04:22,050 Yes, but you have to know what object is making the crinkle. 120 00:04:22,134 --> 00:04:23,843 But that's impossible. It could be anything. 121 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:25,220 Yes, sir. That's the game. 122 00:04:25,304 --> 00:04:27,181 It's a bag of potato chips. Don't be an idiot! 123 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:28,265 It's a bag of corn chips. 124 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:30,100 Well, this is a total waste of time. 125 00:04:30,184 --> 00:04:31,894 Sure, but you can still have fun, 126 00:04:31,978 --> 00:04:33,062 even if you're wasting time. 127 00:04:33,146 --> 00:04:35,439 That's absurd. Productivity is what makes things fun. 128 00:04:35,523 --> 00:04:36,973 That's why humans go to work. 129 00:04:38,484 --> 00:04:39,486 It is? 130 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,279 Hey. So, you know how Alicia and I broke up 131 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:42,364 because she moved to London, 132 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,115 then we tried to make it work, but the distance was too much 133 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:45,450 and we broke up again? No. 134 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:46,534 The last thing you told me about yourself 135 00:04:46,618 --> 00:04:47,619 was that you were bi. 136 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:48,703 A lot has happened since then. 137 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:50,080 Anyway, I'm dating two other people. 138 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,832 So much juice at one time. I'm drowning. 139 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:54,669 Gross. Charles, this is why I don't tell you anything. 140 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,920 I take it back. Okay. 141 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,755 Well, it's early stages, but they both tagged me 142 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,839 in a bunch of photos online 143 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,007 and they found out about each other. 144 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,467 Yikes. Yeah, I know. 145 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,094 I shouldn't 'gram so much, but my brunch friends say 146 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,762 it's the only way to promote my handmade jewelry line. 147 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,264 Brunch? What? Homemade… Who… 148 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,141 Charles, focus. Anyway, they're both annoyed, 149 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,394 and now I have to choose one of them, 150 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,895 and I cannot make up my mind. 151 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,479 It's insane. I never have trouble making decisions. 152 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,733 Choose the daughter. 153 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,402 I always know exactly what to do, 154 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,362 but for the first time in my life, I am stumped. 155 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,364 Rosa, you've come to the right man. 156 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,199 Boyles are genetically indecisive beings. 157 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,411 So, I chose the worst possible person to help me? 158 00:05:26,495 --> 00:05:27,870 No. We've developed a foolproof system 159 00:05:27,954 --> 00:05:29,038 to help us make choices. 160 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,082 It used to take me so long to decide what to wear 161 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,458 that I'd never change my clothes. 162 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:33,742 Now look what I have on. 163 00:05:34,628 --> 00:05:36,504 Is this different than what you were wearing yesterday? 164 00:05:36,588 --> 00:05:37,755 Barely. 165 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,883 MIKEY: Wow, your life sounds amazing. 166 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,301 I'm really happy it worked out for you, 167 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:43,679 you know, especially with the whole Tattler thing. 168 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:46,348 [LAUGHING ABRUPTLY] What? The Tattler? Wow. 169 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:47,683 I haven't heard that in a long time. 170 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:48,767 Who even was the Tattler? 171 00:05:48,851 --> 00:05:50,394 You. That's why I'm bringing it up. 172 00:05:50,478 --> 00:05:51,478 Oh, right, I remember now 173 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:52,688 that I was misidentified as the Tattler. 174 00:05:52,772 --> 00:05:54,565 That's so funny. But I wasn't the Tattler, 175 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:55,734 so I'm pretty sure you got this wrong. 176 00:05:55,818 --> 00:05:57,736 No, no, I think I got… Hey, Eric. 177 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,904 Didn't people call Jake the Tattler? 178 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:00,989 Oh, yeah! 179 00:06:01,073 --> 00:06:02,699 [LAUGHING ABRUPTLY] 180 00:06:02,783 --> 00:06:04,534 Good, more people are getting involved. 181 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:06,953 After my initial design, they said it couldn't be done. 182 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,788 They said it was too tall, too flashy… 183 00:06:08,872 --> 00:06:10,541 Building codes, bureaucracy. 184 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:13,502 Cut to the Freedom Tower as you see it today. 185 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,712 Wow. 186 00:06:14,796 --> 00:06:16,797 Thank you. Yeah, I agree. 187 00:06:16,881 --> 00:06:19,341 Look, nobody cares about that stuff. We're all adults now. 188 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:21,635 You're a cop, I work at a coffin factory, 189 00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:22,803 I'm not sitting around 190 00:06:22,887 --> 00:06:23,971 thinking about how you tattled. 191 00:06:24,055 --> 00:06:25,515 Yes, we all have jobs and work on coffins. 192 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:26,600 I didn't tattle, but whatevs, 193 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:27,684 we don't have to keep talking about it. 194 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:30,104 Great. Great. 195 00:06:30,312 --> 00:06:31,938 But you were the Tattler, right? 196 00:06:32,022 --> 00:06:33,273 Brandon Bliss was my friend! 197 00:06:33,357 --> 00:06:34,524 Why would I tattle on my friend? 198 00:06:34,608 --> 00:06:36,818 The nickname was inaccurate is all I'm saying. 199 00:06:36,902 --> 00:06:39,654 Anyways, as you can tell, I am totally over it. 200 00:06:39,738 --> 00:06:41,491 Oh, man, it's the Tattler. 201 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,701 -[YELLING] I didn't tattle! -[CHATTER STOPS] 202 00:06:43,785 --> 00:06:46,329 [QUIETLY] So, I think I might not be over it. 203 00:06:48,915 --> 00:06:50,291 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 204 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,169 This is so unfair. Everyone remembers me as the Tattler, 205 00:06:53,253 --> 00:06:54,504 but somehow, no one remembers 206 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,173 that Darren "Doo Doo" Donaldson 207 00:06:56,257 --> 00:06:58,675 crapped himself during PE. Look at him out there, 208 00:06:58,759 --> 00:06:59,968 dancing on the dance floor 209 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,804 like he's lived a doo doo-free life. 210 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,430 Jake, this isn't so bad. 211 00:07:03,514 --> 00:07:05,557 History is full of great tattlers. 212 00:07:05,641 --> 00:07:07,601 Martin Luther King tattled on racists. 213 00:07:07,685 --> 00:07:08,727 That's a pretty undercutty way 214 00:07:08,811 --> 00:07:09,937 of describing his accomplishments. 215 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:11,856 I was trying to help. It felt bad. 216 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,274 It's not the nickname that bothers me. 217 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:14,651 It's that I'm being wrongfully accused. 218 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,444 I didn't tattle. I mean, if it was the truth, 219 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:18,279 go ahead and call me the Tattler all day long. 220 00:07:18,363 --> 00:07:20,365 Hey, Tattler. Not cool, Jason! 221 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,076 Let's just go home. No! 222 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,371 We're not going anywhere, you were wrongfully accused. 223 00:07:25,455 --> 00:07:27,873 We're cops. Let's just find the real Tattler 224 00:07:27,957 --> 00:07:30,126 and prove your innocence. Yes! I love it! 225 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,837 Why learn to grow when you can fix the past? 226 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:34,880 This is exactly why I don't need therapy. 227 00:07:34,964 --> 00:07:35,965 Not sure that's the lesson I want you 228 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:37,049 to take away from this. 229 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,259 Too late! We're gonna prove I wasn't the Tattler, 230 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,303 therapy is a scam, let's do this. 231 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:44,307 No. The sound was more of a… [IMITATES CRINKLING] 232 00:07:44,391 --> 00:07:45,851 How goes the crinkle hunt? 233 00:07:45,935 --> 00:07:49,688 I see you're not just wasting time, you're also wasting tin. 234 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,190 It was only one piece. 235 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:54,860 Okay, it was a ton of tin. 236 00:07:54,944 --> 00:07:56,112 Pretty sure it's a guy eating a sandwich. 237 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:57,280 I'll prove it to you. 238 00:07:57,364 --> 00:07:59,240 I'm not buying you any more sandwiches, Scully. 239 00:07:59,324 --> 00:08:01,826 I'm doing this for us! Guys, we can't fight. 240 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,578 That's what the Horndog wants. 241 00:08:03,662 --> 00:08:05,121 We're getting close. 242 00:08:05,205 --> 00:08:06,664 We just need to keep testing more things. 243 00:08:06,748 --> 00:08:08,082 Oh, that's a good idea. 244 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,834 Have you tried a piece of paper? 245 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:13,381 Is that your crinkle? Oh, maybe… 246 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:17,009 Maybe it's these bags of coffee beans. 247 00:08:17,093 --> 00:08:18,969 All right, sir, I think you've made your point. 248 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:21,680 My point? I'm just trying to have fun by wasting time. 249 00:08:21,764 --> 00:08:24,934 Oh, maybe it's this crinkly-crunkly yogurt. 250 00:08:27,688 --> 00:08:30,607 Terry heard a crinkle. Holt heard a crinkle, too. 251 00:08:30,691 --> 00:08:34,091 So, suddenly it's not a waste of time? Not a waste of time if we win! 252 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:38,281 What are you waiting for, Jeffords? Call the Horndog! 253 00:08:38,365 --> 00:08:39,782 GINA: So, then I said to Steve, 254 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,577 "What if we drop the '-lications,' 255 00:08:41,661 --> 00:08:43,370 "just call them 'apps'?" 256 00:08:43,454 --> 00:08:44,664 That's incredible. 257 00:08:45,498 --> 00:08:47,416 Do you miss him? Oh, every day, Laura. 258 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,460 Every day. You should talk to Quentin Chase. 259 00:08:49,544 --> 00:08:51,462 He's a big-time Silicon Valley investor now, 260 00:08:51,546 --> 00:08:52,755 and he was just telling me all about it. 261 00:08:52,839 --> 00:08:53,923 Quentin, come here. 262 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:57,177 You have got to talk to Gina. She basically invented apps. 263 00:08:57,261 --> 00:09:00,138 They were going to be called "lications." You really bungled that. 264 00:09:00,222 --> 00:09:03,016 What you been working on? Currently, I have been working 265 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,518 on an app called Toddler. 266 00:09:05,602 --> 00:09:09,105 It's like Tinder, but for toddlers. Tinder for toddlers. 267 00:09:09,189 --> 00:09:11,567 I like it. How are you gonna spell that? How many D's? 268 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,652 Five. 269 00:09:12,736 --> 00:09:14,278 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 270 00:09:14,362 --> 00:09:16,405 All right, we should start by talking to Brandon Bliss 271 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,199 and find out who told him you were the Tattler. 272 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:19,909 Unfortunately, Bliss is not here. 273 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,411 Probably in the VIP section at a Fatboy Slim concert. 274 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,372 Would that be cool for a 37-year-old? 275 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:25,915 The funk soul brother is timeless, Ames. 276 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,001 All right, I don't know who told Brandon, 277 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,711 but I heard it was someone on the football team. 278 00:09:29,795 --> 00:09:31,505 Okay, well, we need more information than that, 279 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,674 so take me back to the day. Spare no details. 280 00:09:33,758 --> 00:09:35,133 Okay. I saw Brandon after second period 281 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:36,617 and everything seemed tight. 282 00:09:36,761 --> 00:09:38,345 Hey now, you're an all-star 283 00:09:38,429 --> 00:09:40,305 Get your game on, go play… 284 00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:42,350 But then, when I saw him after third period, 285 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:44,269 something had clearly changed. 286 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:47,730 Get paid All that glitters… 287 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:49,399 PERALTA: After that, there was little color left in the world 288 00:09:49,483 --> 00:09:51,067 for young Jake. 289 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:54,904 My earring, less gold, my JNCO jeans, less purple. 290 00:09:54,988 --> 00:09:56,490 Are you sure you were becoming cool? 291 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,367 Yeah. Why? I know how to solve this. 292 00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:00,244 We just have to find out which football player 293 00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:01,787 had third period with Brandon Bliss. 294 00:10:01,871 --> 00:10:03,080 We need his class schedule. 295 00:10:03,164 --> 00:10:06,333 But where would we find that? In the coolest room in the school. 296 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:07,877 [SIGHS] 297 00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:10,337 Good lord! 298 00:10:10,421 --> 00:10:12,882 You coulda just picked the lock. I know. I'm sorry. 299 00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:15,052 I'm just so amped up about Admin. 300 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:17,929 Okay, this is the Boyle decision-making manual. 301 00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:19,264 One of these sections will help you 302 00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:20,598 with choosing your partner. 303 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:22,142 Here we go. What do you prefer, 304 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:23,685 eyes or butt, brains or body? 305 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:26,271 Brains. Uh, sorry, nope, that's for deciding lunch. 306 00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:28,733 Horrifying. I found the romance section. 307 00:10:28,817 --> 00:10:30,526 Now, first, I will need the names 308 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,320 of the two people you're choosing between. 309 00:10:32,404 --> 00:10:34,155 I will not be telling you any information about them. 310 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:35,823 No problem. We can work with that. 311 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:38,075 I will just call them by their initials? No. 312 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,327 I will call them "Couscous" and "Quinoa." Whatever. 313 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:41,078 Okay. Now, for this to work right, 314 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,998 you need to answer these questions without thinking. 315 00:10:43,082 --> 00:10:44,166 Who makes you laugh more? Quinoa. 316 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,334 Who has softer lips? Couscous. 317 00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:46,543 A new Cirque du Soleil's in town, 318 00:10:46,627 --> 00:10:47,711 you have the two best seats in the house. 319 00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:49,588 Who are you bringing? Is this a reward or a punishment? 320 00:10:49,672 --> 00:10:50,714 You decide. Quinoa. 321 00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:52,382 Great. Next question, you die and become a ghost. 322 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:54,634 The rules of the afterlife are that of the movie Casper. 323 00:10:54,718 --> 00:10:55,719 Whose house would you rather haunt? 324 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:57,263 How many more of these questions are there? 325 00:10:57,347 --> 00:10:58,848 Three hundred and nine. [SIGHS] 326 00:10:58,932 --> 00:11:01,059 Okay, I've got something. Oh. 327 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,477 That's not Brandon's profile. It's mine. 328 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,854 I just want a quick peek at your attendance record. 329 00:11:04,938 --> 00:11:05,939 Zero absences. 330 00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:09,317 Oh, mama… Printing this for later. 331 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:10,943 Keep it in your pants, Santiago. 332 00:11:11,027 --> 00:11:12,827 Oh, that's exactly where it's going. 333 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,408 Okay, here's Brandon's info. 334 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,077 Third period, first semester… 335 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,536 Are any of these people on the football team? 336 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,122 Scott Alford, Taylor Black… Wow, Tom Brady? 337 00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:23,832 Different Tom Brady. He was in theater. 338 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,167 Although he was the MVP 339 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,460 of that year's production of Fiddler. 340 00:11:26,544 --> 00:11:28,004 Hmm. Wait a minute. "Danny Matthews." 341 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,089 That's the guy. 342 00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:30,298 He was on the football team. 343 00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:33,182 That's the bastard who set me up. Yeah, and look at this. 344 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:36,221 You did so much community service. 345 00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:37,764 Me likey. 346 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:42,311 Guys, you know how I thought 347 00:11:42,395 --> 00:11:43,729 it would be so much fun to lie to everyone tonight? 348 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,856 Yeah. Did it finally catch up with you? No, the opposite. 349 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,900 Someone wants to buy a company I made up on the spot. 350 00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:49,986 The elevator pitch had him drooling. 351 00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:51,487 As a mother, I'm always struggling 352 00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:52,988 to find quality playdates. 353 00:11:53,072 --> 00:11:56,158 Most 2-year-olds are boring, lame duds. 354 00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:58,161 All of my daughter's friends suck. 355 00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:00,622 Well, with Todddddler's proprietary algorithm, 356 00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:04,543 you will be matched with top tots, and those boring duds, 357 00:12:04,627 --> 00:12:06,128 they'll stay where they belong. 358 00:12:06,212 --> 00:12:08,214 The hell away from you and your family. 359 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:11,842 I'm not really sure how to close this. 360 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,845 Maybe you guys could pretend to be heirs 361 00:12:13,929 --> 00:12:17,306 to a canned-goods fortune who want to buy my company! 362 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:18,891 Gina, we don't have time for your thing right now. 363 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:22,145 Smart. Big-time him. That's the perfect idea. 364 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:23,521 I won't forget you when I'm rich. 365 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,856 Thanks so much, Jake and Jake's wife. 366 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,609 She knows your name. Look! It's Danny Matthews! 367 00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:29,236 But he'll never talk with all these people around. 368 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,320 Not a problem. 369 00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,572 Just be in the science lab in ten minutes. 370 00:12:31,656 --> 00:12:32,656 I'll get him alone. 371 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,783 What are you gonna do? Let's just say I'm not above 372 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,535 using my feminine wiles. 373 00:12:36,619 --> 00:12:37,828 Danny Matthews, I'm with the school, 374 00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,079 you need to follow me right now. 375 00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:41,332 Okay. Is everything.. . I said now, mister. 376 00:12:43,085 --> 00:12:45,712 I'm one caller away. I can't believe we figured it out. 377 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:47,922 And I can't believe it took you this long. 378 00:12:48,006 --> 00:12:49,924 Yogurt is literally your one thing. 379 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,759 Okay, okay. Well, I'm just saying. 380 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,678 If the sound were eating damp rice, 381 00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:55,638 I would've gotten it immediately. 382 00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:56,973 Guys, they're taking another guess. 383 00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:58,601 RADIO HOST: All right, Brenda from Yonkers. 384 00:12:58,685 --> 00:13:00,227 It's time for you to name that sound. 385 00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:01,729 BRENDA: Hi. Quick shout-out 386 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,314 to the nurses at United Pediatric. 387 00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,191 This money'll do those kids a lot of good. 388 00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:06,567 Cry me a river, Brenda from Yonkers, 389 00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:07,943 we've all had budget cuts, 390 00:13:08,027 --> 00:13:09,028 just take your guess. 391 00:13:09,112 --> 00:13:10,362 Is it Styrofoam? 392 00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:11,698 RADIO HOST: Wrong! 393 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:14,034 I can't believe she guessed Styrofoam. 394 00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:15,452 What a dumb nurse. 395 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,747 -Next caller, you're on with the Horndog. -[WHISPERS] It's me! 396 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,459 The sound is a yogurt being opened. 397 00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:24,211 That is… 398 00:13:25,546 --> 00:13:27,423 -Wrong! -What? 399 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,884 -No! -You b-b-b-blew it! 400 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,094 Damn you, Horndog. 401 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,930 Okay, I have tabulated your responses, 402 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,723 and the results are definitive. 403 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,309 Amazing. It's a dead tie. 404 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:39,519 This is dumb. I'm just gonna end it with both of them. 405 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:41,562 Rosa, stop. There is one more method. 406 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,357 Ancient Boyles believed 407 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,067 that suspending yourself by your feet 408 00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:48,111 forces your blood to the decision center of your brain. 409 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:52,115 We call this method the "Upside-Down Coward." 410 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,659 You want me to hang from the ceiling like a bat? 411 00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:55,577 The bat is nature's most decisive animal. 412 00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:57,079 The creature that flails around frantically? 413 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:58,414 Those are all micro-decisions. 414 00:13:58,498 --> 00:14:00,048 Now, let's get you strapped up. 415 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,961 How do you feel? Nauseous. 416 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,129 Good. It's working. 417 00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,214 -GINA: Q? -Yeah. 418 00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:07,298 Get off the phone. 419 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:10,552 Now, I'm not sure how serious you were about funding, 420 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:13,722 but I should tell you there's 103 other bidders. 421 00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:15,849 I am not a fan of getting into bidding wars. 422 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,101 Then don't make an offer, 423 00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:18,352 'cause I want babies on my app, 424 00:14:18,436 --> 00:14:20,145 but not in my boardroom. 425 00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:21,564 Oh, damn, Gina. 426 00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:22,982 Did you just "oh, damn" yourself? 427 00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,901 Someone had to. Okay. 428 00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:27,904 Let's talk numbers. 429 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,698 Mr. Peralta, I believe you know Danny Matthews. 430 00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:31,825 Jake. Hey, what's going on, man? 431 00:14:31,909 --> 00:14:33,827 The answer to that question 432 00:14:33,911 --> 00:14:35,787 goes back to a brisk day in 1997, 433 00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:37,956 a day you told a lie. 434 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,126 But the lying stops right now! 435 00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,422 Oh, no! You broke some poor kid's science project! 436 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:46,632 We have to fix it. Kind of in the middle of something. 437 00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:48,467 Oh! You know what? Krebs cycle. 438 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:49,719 I got this. Great. 439 00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:52,179 So, Danny, true or false? 440 00:14:52,263 --> 00:14:53,639 You were on the football team. 441 00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:55,266 True? And true or false, 442 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,351 you had third period with Brandon Bliss. 443 00:14:57,435 --> 00:14:58,604 Mmm, I honestly don't remember… 444 00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:00,147 It was true! We checked the records, 445 00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:01,690 and I have one more question. 446 00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:02,858 Ooh, Jake, can you get me 447 00:15:02,942 --> 00:15:03,942 that oxygen on the floor? Little red guy. 448 00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:06,276 What? Sorry. You know what? Yeah, I'll get it. 449 00:15:07,446 --> 00:15:09,781 Why did you tell Brandon Bliss that I was the Tattler? 450 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,742 Because you were. I saw you talking to principal. 451 00:15:11,826 --> 00:15:13,202 I remember it, clear as day. 452 00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:14,579 Look, you couldn't have seen me, 453 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,955 because I wasn't there. I didn't tattle. 454 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,874 Man, it was you, okay? 455 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,959 You had your long hair and your little earring, 456 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:22,843 and the denim jacket you are literally wearing right now. 457 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,673 Oh, no. 458 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,425 It wasn't me, 459 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,303 but it was the DDC. 460 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:33,349 Gina. Jake, guess who just sold her app idea. 461 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,726 Don't trust her. Everything she's told you is a lie. 462 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,603 She made up the company and everything else. 463 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,938 She's a liar. Jake, whatever strategy this is, 464 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,107 is not necessary. I already closed the deal. 465 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,986 I know you were the Tattler. 466 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,701 Amy, I'm ready to go. Yep, totally. 467 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,203 I'm almost done with this project, 468 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,621 but I don't need to finish it, 469 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,414 because what matters is that 470 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,208 you are going through something. 471 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,836 And as your wife, and love of your life… 472 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,630 Are you vamping so you can finish that? 473 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,674 I only have two molecules left. Come on, man. 474 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,175 Jake, we need to talk. 475 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,010 Yeah, you guys do need to talk. 476 00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,721 That sounds excellent. Friendship, so much history… 477 00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:12,431 I'm just gonna get this out of your way. 478 00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:13,851 Oh, man. 479 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:15,769 What the hell, Gina? 480 00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:17,270 You ruined my entire senior year. 481 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:18,814 How could you do that to me? 482 00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:20,273 Jake, I was only trying to help. 483 00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,192 You were hanging out with those guys and getting close, 484 00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:23,694 and they weren't good people. 485 00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:25,987 Do you know why Brandon wasn't at the reunion tonight? 486 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,698 I don't know. Probably 'cause he was shooting a beer commercial 487 00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,534 where the whole plot was that everyone wanted to sleep with him. 488 00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:31,577 No, 'cause he's on parole. 489 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,746 He's not allowed to leave the state of Delaware. 490 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,456 Okay, so that's obviously a bummer, 491 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,166 but I wasn't gonna end up like him. 492 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,334 You were starting to. 493 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:39,502 You wanted to steal a van with him, 494 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:41,838 and I told you not to and you weren't listening to me. 495 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:44,174 I mean, what would've happened if you got caught? 496 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,677 I don't know. You would never have become a cop. 497 00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:48,470 Yeah, I'm the reason you're a cop, 498 00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:50,264 I'm your origin story, dude. 499 00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:51,498 You can't be mad at me. 500 00:16:51,849 --> 00:16:53,601 I feel like I'm still pretty mad. 501 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:55,477 Peter Parker wasn't mad at his spider. 502 00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:57,438 Yeah, but they weren't best friends before the bite. 503 00:16:57,522 --> 00:16:59,023 And it still doesn't explain how you let everyone think 504 00:16:59,107 --> 00:17:01,109 I was the Tattler for 20 years. 505 00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:02,902 Well, I didn't want to lose our friendship. 506 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:05,364 I was being weak. I'm sorry. 507 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,824 [SIGHS] 508 00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:09,534 Okay. And if it makes you feel any better, 509 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:11,953 that app thing completely blew up in my face. 510 00:17:12,037 --> 00:17:13,455 I mean, my night sucked. 511 00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:15,916 Okay, I can see from your expression 512 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,460 that your night was worse 513 00:17:17,544 --> 00:17:20,171 and I should've left it at "sorry." 514 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,589 HOLT: So, did you hear? 515 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,883 Someone guessed the sound. It was a bag of chips. 516 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:25,384 Wow. So, the lesson here is 517 00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:26,844 to listen to Hitchcock and Scully more? 518 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:29,181 No, that can't be possible. Yeah, I don't think we earned that today. 519 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,849 Agreed. Sorry for dragging you 520 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,852 into that dumb game. You were right. It was a waste of time. 521 00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,103 No, it wasn't. 522 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,189 Even though it was pointless, I did enjoy myself. 523 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,483 I can't wait to go home and tell Kevin 524 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,818 you can have fun without being productive. 525 00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:44,602 Hey, guys, they're about to play the new mystery sound. 526 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,658 I can tell Kevin tomorrow. I'll bet Sharon's already asleep. 527 00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:49,292 And I've got no one in my life. 528 00:17:49,661 --> 00:17:51,621 Scully, play that damn noise. 529 00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:54,248 Quentin, can I talk to you for a minute? 530 00:17:54,332 --> 00:17:55,875 Are you here to give me a long speech 531 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:57,418 about how you still deserve my money? 532 00:17:57,502 --> 00:17:59,713 No. I am. 533 00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:01,548 Very cool entrance. Thank you. 534 00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:04,802 Listen. Gina Linetti is not a perfect person. 535 00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,929 Oh. I'm hoping this gets more supportive as it goes along. 536 00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:08,180 But what she lacks in perfection 537 00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:09,890 she makes up for with an utter 538 00:18:09,974 --> 00:18:11,600 and total belief that she is perfect. 539 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,143 You said "but," and then you said something worse. 540 00:18:13,227 --> 00:18:15,063 She is fiercely loyal. 541 00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:16,981 She will do the right thing for you 542 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:19,401 even when you can't see it for yourself. 543 00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:23,613 And she's saved my ass countless times. And it's been 12, I counted. 544 00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:25,031 She came up with an idea on the spot 545 00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:26,407 that you were interested in. 546 00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:28,941 Imagine what she could do with time and resources. 547 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:30,955 Do the world a favor. 548 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:33,166 Invest in Gina Linetti. 549 00:18:37,503 --> 00:18:38,504 Hard pass. 550 00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,339 What? What? But my great speech… 551 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,341 Yeah, the speech was great, 552 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,344 but I've also been lying all night. 553 00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:45,846 I'm not a tech mogul, 554 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,138 I came here to mess with people. 555 00:18:47,222 --> 00:18:49,099 How dare you! Speaking of which, 556 00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:51,476 did either one of you drive? 'Cause I could use a ride. 557 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,145 No, Quentin. Oh, Quentin. 558 00:18:54,438 --> 00:18:55,647 Okay. 559 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,482 Now open your eyes, 560 00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:59,276 and the person you are meant to be with 561 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,821 should appear before you. 562 00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:03,906 [BOTH YELLING] 563 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,616 Sorry. I was just watching. 564 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,050 Get out of here, Hitchcock! 565 00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:08,786 [GROANING] 566 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,539 This isn't working. I'm no closer to making a decision. 567 00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:14,023 I'm jumping down. Well, you can't just jump down… 568 00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,712 My goodness! It's over. 569 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,422 I'm gonna put 'em both in a group text and say "peace out." 570 00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,048 No! There's still more options. 571 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,633 We haven't even done role-play yet. 572 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:22,718 -[PHONE CHIMES] -What? 573 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,887 [GROANS] I took too long getting back to Quinoa 574 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:26,555 and they got mad and ended it. 575 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,099 And that's how it's done. What are you talking about? 576 00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:31,686 The process worked. Boyles don't make decisions, 577 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,229 we delay our decisions 578 00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:34,772 until the universe makes them for us. 579 00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:38,151 That way, we never make a wrong choice. That is very sad, 580 00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:39,819 but also, I guess it worked. Mmm. 581 00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:42,196 I do feel pretty good. Couscous is dope. She's funny. 582 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,656 Couscous is a she! I knew it! 583 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,784 Did you? No, and I still don't know. 584 00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,786 There's equal chance you called them "she" to throw me off. 585 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:48,997 You get me, Boyle. 586 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:54,251 So, I think I figured out an awesome and dramatic way 587 00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:56,462 to reveal that I was the Tattler. 588 00:19:56,546 --> 00:19:59,841 It'll be a dance. There'll be costumes. Gina, it's fine. 589 00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:02,052 I don't care anymore. It's all in the past. 590 00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:04,137 Oh, thank God. That is such a relief, 591 00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:06,306 'cause I didn't want people thinking I was a tattler. 592 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,390 [SIGHS] 593 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,225 Where's Amy? She is in the library, 594 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,186 writing a book report on Jane Eyre. 595 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,563 And she told me "not to wait up." 596 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,400 [EXCLAIMS] Yeah. 597 00:20:16,109 --> 00:20:17,860 Thanks for trying to help with Quentin. 598 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:19,487 It's funny. Even though it wasn't real, 599 00:20:19,571 --> 00:20:22,323 it was so fun imagining running my own company. 600 00:20:22,407 --> 00:20:25,701 So, why don't your pursue it? I can't raise my kid and create an app 601 00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:27,954 and work at the Nine-Nine. It's too much. 602 00:20:28,038 --> 00:20:30,666 Well, then, prepare for me to murder your parents right in front of your face. 603 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,917 Rude. No. 604 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,418 It's Batman's origin story, 605 00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:35,295 like the radioactive spider thing you did with me. 606 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:36,672 I don't read comic books. 607 00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:39,758 You helped me become who I am, 608 00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,542 so now I'm gonna return the favor. 609 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,554 Gina, 610 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:47,288 I think your talents might be wasted at the Nine-Nine. 611 00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:49,811 I love you, but it might be time for you to move on. 612 00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:52,063 Um, are you firing me? What? No. 613 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:54,691 I don't think I could even do that. Good, because I quit. 614 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,401 You know, tonight I realized 615 00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:59,153 that my talents are being wasted at the Nine-Nine. 616 00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:01,073 Okay, that's kind of exactly what I just said. 617 00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:03,076 Jake, let me finish. This is serious. 618 00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:07,914 It's time for me to move on. For real, though, it is. 619 00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:09,749 Really? 620 00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:14,712 Okay. 621 00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:18,092 Proud of you. Thank you. 622 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,551 I'm proud of me, too. 623 00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:24,973 Guys! Vice-principal caught me in the library. Let's roll!