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So, two keys, huh?
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That's a lot of snow.
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If you can't handle it, we're
happy to find someone who can.
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Don't worry about me, friend.
I can handle it.
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Marissa, baby,
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go get our guests something
to drink, would you?
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We don't want a drink.
What is this, a social call?
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It's not a tea party.
We look like 5-year-old girls to you?
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Gentlemen, please.
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Have some patience.
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Two keys.
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Pure as a Catholic schoolgirl.
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Did you bring the cash?
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Oh, we brought something
much better than cash.
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What's that? Our guns!
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NYPD! You're under arrest!
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-[MARISSA SCREAMS]
-[GUNSHOT]
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[BOTH STRAINING]
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Boss man's gone.
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Where'd he go?
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Thank you kindly, little lady.
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Gio Costa, you're under arrest.
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Want that drink now, Hitchcock?
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Don't mind if I do, Scully.
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Don't mind if I do.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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What the hell, Diaz?
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You trying to make your heart explode?
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I'm loading up on coffee
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because it's a pain in the
ass getting to the kitchen now
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and I don't want to come back here.
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Is this about the desks?
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Yes, Terry. It's about the desks.
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How long is Commissioner
Kelly going to punish us because
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Captain Holt complained
about him to the mayor?
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I don't know, but I hope it ends soon.
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Terry's shoulders weren't
built for tight spaces.
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It's bonk city in here!
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I've said "excuse me"
more times this morning
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than I have in my entire life.
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Twice!
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Jake. Rosa.
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[EXHALES]
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Good morning.
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Oh, my. We are very close together.
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I love it.
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Hey, you know how I've always
wanted to have another child?
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Well, it's happening!
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Genevieve is pregnant?
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But I thought your "meh-err"
no longer made "whoo-oo."
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Correct. My testes no longer make sperm.
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I was good with "meh-err" and "whoo-oo."
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No, we're thinking of adopting again.
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We just got an email from
Nikolaj's 15-year-old brother
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in Latvia that he's never met.
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Yeah, his name is Dragomir.
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Oh, my God.
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That is a 42-year-old fur trapper.
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What? You don't see the resemblance?
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Yeah, to Matisyahu.
There's no way he's 15.
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Well, then, how come he wrote
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that his greatest fear is
"going through puberty"?
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Probably because he wants you
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to think he's 15 so you'll adopt him.
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Look, Charles, I hate to say this,
but I think this guy is scamming you.
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Come on.
You're just suspicious of everyone.
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Jake! Charles!
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Captain wants to see you!
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I cannot get through this room anymore,
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so I'm yelling everything now.
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Nancy, Captain said you can go
to your psychologist this morning.
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You're clear. Get your head right.
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HOLT: Gentlemen, we have a situation.
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Scully and Hitchcock just
got a call from Internal Affairs.
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They're interested in a
case of theirs from 1986.
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If you ask me, this old
case is only coming up now
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because the commissioner is trying
to drum up a scandal in the Nine-Nine.
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And take out your two best
detectives in the process.
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You're not my two best detectives.
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Oh, that's such a relief.
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I feel so much safer now.
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Good lord.
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Don't interfere with IA's investigation.
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Just find out what actually happened
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in case Kelly is trying to manipulate
the facts. Can you do that?
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So, you're asking if we can open a portal
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to the wet and wild 1980s
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to investigation the bizarre lives
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of these magnificent dodos?
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I believe it was a young Barack
Obama who said, "Yes, we can."
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SANTIAGO: Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry. You want to see me, Sarge?
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Yeah. I know we're all sort
of crammed together in here,
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but we were kind of thinking
that your uniformed officers
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are causing some problems.
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Oh. Like what?
How do I put this tactfully?
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Your squad turned the
kitchen into a cesspool,
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nastied up the bathroom, and
made the elevator smell like 100 butts.
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Okay, thank you for your tact, Diaz.
Well, that's unfair.
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Your squad is responsible
for at least 50 of those butts.
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Look, all I'm saying is maybe you can
ask the downstairs people to be more…
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Excuse me? "Downstairs people"?
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That's a little offensive.
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Don't get it twisted.
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It's just where you came from.
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Some of my best friends
are downstairs people.
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Okay, I think you know exactly what
that sounds like, you upstairs people.
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Aw! Thank you for that nice compliment.
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It wasn't a compliment, and you know it.
I said it with 'tude.
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Classic downstairs person.
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Wow, you are prejudiced
against the first floor.
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I'm taking this up the chain.
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Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
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Faster. Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
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Captain Holt. Yeah, can't you see
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we're in the middle of something?
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Sorry. It sounded like you were
just saying gibberish back and forth.
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Gina is helping me to prepare
for a televised interview.
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Since the mayor has yet to weigh in
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on Commissioner Kelly's
"Vigilant Policing" initiative,
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I've decided to take my
objections straight to the people.
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And this gibberish is
actually Gina jargon,
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a world-renowned linguistic system
that worked pretty well for Ellen Musk.
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Elon Musk. Ellen Musk.
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Season 1 winner of VH1's Queen Bitch.
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Sir, isn't going to the press going
to make Kelly even angrier at us?
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JEFFORDS: Yeah. He's already
made life here pretty miserable.
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The crowding, the desks, the
downstairs people treating the bullpen
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like a dumpster.
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[POSH ACCENT] Ooh!
I'm so sorry for the untidiness, milord.
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That's enough. I don't have
time for your internecine battles,
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and I don't give a hoot about
your minor inconveniences.
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I am trying to fight injustice
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and do what is right for the entire NYPD.
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Understood?
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Yes, milord.
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Okay, let's set the scene.
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The year is 1986.
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Top Gun is crushing the box office,
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and the Beastie Boys have just
been issued their License to Ill.
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And that's the year I got felt up
for the first time under the shirt.
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Always a big moment in a young boy's life.
All right tell us about the case.
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We were working organized crime,
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and we took down a mafia boss, Gio Costa,
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for running cocaine.
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We were the studs of the Nine-Nine.
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Well, I'm sure "studs" is a bit of a…
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe I'ma say this, but…
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Meow.
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No, that is not what I was gonna say,
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but honestly, yeah, meow.
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No offense, guys, but what
the hell happened to you?
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Are you body shaming us?
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No, I'm personality shaming you.
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You were so alert and cool and job-doing.
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So, how did you get to Costa?
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We had a CI on the inside
who helped set up a sting.
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We took down Costa,
recovered a ton of coke
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and three duffel bags full of cash.
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Seems pretty clear-cut,
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but then why would IA reopen the case?
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Unless, they think it's some
sort of Freaky Friday situation
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and you guys traded places
with horny singles in your area.
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It's possible.
So, what happened to the CI?
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SCULLY: Who knows? It was so long ago.
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I mean, I barely remember
how I got to work this morning.
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I think there was an ambulance involved.
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There was.
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Wait a minute. Here's a question.
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You said you recovered
three duffel bags full of cash,
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and that's what the
evidence logs say as well.
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Yeah. So?
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So, count the bags.
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One, two, three, like you said,
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but then take a look in
this mirror behind you,
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the one that shows off
your shockingly taut bottoms.
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A fourth bag.
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HITCHCOCK: Probably missed it.
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Yeah, you know us. We're dumb-dumbs.
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But even you wouldn't
miss a giant bag full of cash.
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It was the '80s.
Police weren't perfect then
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like they are today.
All right, calm down.
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We're not accusing you
of anything, right, Jake?
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-Kinda was.
-HITCHCOCK: This is crazy!
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We're innocent! IA is railroading us
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like Holt said, and you're
joining in the witch hunt.
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You're fake news. Sad!
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Yeah, that's definitely the
language of the innocent.
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Okay, so there are two
questions on the table.
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First, who was more bang-able,
young Hitchcock or young Scully?
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Young Hitchcock. Total smoke show.
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Agreed, but it's close, and second,
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did they steal a big old
bag full of mob cash?
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They said they didn't do anything wrong.
I believe them.
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When I brought up the
fourth bag, they stormed out.
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Or, once again, I think you just can't
help being suspicious of everyone.
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Oh, my God. Is that what this is about?
You're mad because I said
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the old sea captain you want
to adopt is scamming you?
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Dragomir is not a captain.
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He clubs the fish in the bottom of
the boat. That's his after-school job.
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Okay, Charles, you
are letting your emotions
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cloud your judgment with
Dragomir and with these guys.
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I mean, for all we know,
Hitchcock and Scully
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have been playing us for
years like criminal masterminds.
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[STARTLED GASPS]
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Okay, so maybe not masterminds,
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but I'm still going in
there and getting the truth.
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All right, guys, let's not make this
any more difficult than it has to be.
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We know there was a fourth bag of money.
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Where'd it go? We told you dorks.
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We never saw it. Now leave us alone.
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I don't think you get
what's happening here.
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This is an interrogation, and
it's only gonna end one way,
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with you telling us everything.
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[CHUCKLING]
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-Something funny?
-SCULLY: It's just,
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I don't think you get
what's happening here.
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You're locked in a small, windowless room
with the two of us one hour after lunch.
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Oh, no. You want to know what we ate?
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Four-cheese pizza, double-cheese,
with a side of cheesy fries, extra cheese,
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and a big old slice of cheesecake.
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But, Scully,
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you're lactose intolerant. Yeah.
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This whole room is a [BLEEP] Dutch oven.
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What the hell is this?
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The downstairs people keep
making a mess of the microwave.
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One of them thought it was cool to
heat up soup in an uncovered dish.
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That's just crazy!
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How do you know that's our splatter?
There are some sloppy Susans upstairs.
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I saw it go down.
It was one of you, so ya banned.
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No way. This microwave
belongs to the entire precinct,
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so I'm nah-banned.
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Actually, turns out, this
microwave is not precinct property.
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Detective O'Shea brought
it from home back in '98, so
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ya banned.
I went to visit O'Shea's widow.
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-He's dead?
-JEFFORDS: Big-time.
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She is not over it.
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Anyway, I got her to
sign a contract that states
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the upstairs has
exclusive microwave rights.
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You bothered a widow with this?
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Honestly, it wasn't that awkward for me.
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Rosa did it.
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It was rough, but she
signed it, so ya banned.
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PERALTA: Okay, now
that we can all breathe,
245
00:09:29,428 --> 00:09:30,554
let's try this again,
246
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,974
unless you want to try and stink
up the entire city of New York.
247
00:09:33,058 --> 00:09:34,475
Challenge accepted.
248
00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:35,894
Okay, everyone, be cool. Be cool!
249
00:09:35,978 --> 00:09:38,063
Just tell me everything
that happened after the bust.
250
00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:39,315
HITCHCOCK: I'll tell you what happened.
251
00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:40,776
We were frigging heroes.
252
00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:42,611
Anybody have a trash can?
253
00:09:42,945 --> 00:09:45,740
Cause Flat Top and the Freak
are bringing in some garbage.
254
00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:47,408
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
255
00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:49,995
You guys had badass entrance
lines and people cheered?
256
00:09:50,079 --> 00:09:52,080
What happened? Where'd it all go wrong?
257
00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,666
Some things aren't for us to know.
258
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,877
Look, guys, we never had that money.
259
00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:57,713
Here. We'll prove it to you.
260
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,797
Those are our financial records.
261
00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:02,510
I don't have any retirement.
I don't have any security, or a car.
262
00:10:02,594 --> 00:10:04,012
I rent most of my clothes.
263
00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:06,891
We get it. You're poor.
I'm not just poor, son.
264
00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,309
I'm destitute.
265
00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:10,229
Definitely not a wink-able line.
266
00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:12,939
[GROANS] Look at all these
credit card charges for Wing Slutz.
267
00:10:13,023 --> 00:10:14,399
It can't be healthy to
eat there this much.
268
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,735
SCULLY: If you want a diet option,
269
00:10:15,819 --> 00:10:18,029
the Marine Park location
has a blue cheese parfait.
270
00:10:18,113 --> 00:10:20,032
You guys go all the way
down to Marine Park for wings?
271
00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,658
There's a waitress there
who always gives us
272
00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:24,037
-an extra drumstick in our slut bucket.
-PERALTA: Wait a minute.
273
00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:25,663
Why do you pay for a
monthly parking spot?
274
00:10:25,747 --> 00:10:27,165
Because it's New York. It's hard to park.
275
00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:28,834
PERALTA: Yeah, but he
just said he doesn't have a car.
276
00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,504
So, what's parked in this spot
you don't want us to know about?
277
00:10:31,588 --> 00:10:35,967
Could it be a super-expensive
sports car, paid for in cash?
278
00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,053
Nope.
279
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,971
It's just a sketchy old sex van.
280
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,517
There is nothing sketchy
about the Beaver Trap.
281
00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:43,560
Yes, there is.
282
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,063
In short, Commissioner Kelly's
283
00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:48,400
new initiative is a regressive,
wrongheaded return
284
00:10:48,484 --> 00:10:51,362
to the NYPD's darkest days.
285
00:10:52,572 --> 00:10:54,741
How was that? Like watching a corpse
286
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,077
wash up on shore, lifeless.
287
00:10:57,453 --> 00:11:00,164
Come on, you gotta pace it up, okay?
You need to smile more.
288
00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:02,751
Energize the eyes. Gesticulate!
289
00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:04,503
You're describing the
behavior of a crazy person.
290
00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:08,091
Am I? Because right now,
you can't take your eyes off me.
291
00:11:08,175 --> 00:11:09,175
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
292
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,219
That must be the camera
crew, here to set up the remote.
293
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,681
But you're not ready.
This is gonna be like The King's Speech,
294
00:11:13,765 --> 00:11:16,309
before he lost all that weight or
whatever. I haven't seen that movie.
295
00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:17,394
It's fine, Gina.
296
00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:19,688
I don't need any tricks.
I've got the truth,
297
00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:22,025
and the truth is all I need to bring down
298
00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:23,985
Commissioner Kelly.
299
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:25,863
Hello.
300
00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:28,574
So, Hitchcock, what's the
deal with the secret van?
301
00:11:28,658 --> 00:11:30,702
Nothing.
It's where I sleep during my divorces.
302
00:11:30,786 --> 00:11:33,539
If this van's a-rocking,
my ex-wife's a-locking,
303
00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:34,748
me, out of her house.
304
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:35,958
Catchy.
305
00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:37,586
What are we doing here, Jake?
306
00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,463
What are we even looking for?
Whatever it is
307
00:11:39,547 --> 00:11:40,714
that Hitchcock's trying to hide from us.
308
00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:43,259
Well, I'd imagine he'd be
hiding everything in here from us.
309
00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:44,969
It's a van of horrors. Yeah, I know.
310
00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:48,182
I saw the bucket of
male body butter, and her.
311
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:50,727
But my gut tells me there's
a smoking gun in here.
312
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,021
It's like you want them to be guilty.
I don't.
313
00:11:53,105 --> 00:11:54,439
I just want to know what
happened, unlike you,
314
00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:56,567
who doesn't want them to be
guilty, no matter what the truth is.
315
00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:58,235
I'm not an idiot just
because I have a heart.
316
00:11:58,319 --> 00:12:00,280
Well, your heart just might be an idiot,
317
00:12:00,364 --> 00:12:01,365
because voilà!
318
00:12:01,574 --> 00:12:04,327
[GAGS] So many smells.
Shouldn't have gone for the flourish.
319
00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:06,496
Wait, is that…
The fourth bag from the picture?
320
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:10,125
Same logo, same stain under the handle,
321
00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:12,002
And it's empty. They're guilty!
322
00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:14,380
Nuh-uh. Not necessarily.
I mean, there could be a very good…
323
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:15,591
[DOORS SLAM SHUT]
324
00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:19,678
Damn it. We're trapped.
We're trapped in the Beaver Trap.
325
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:22,099
We're the beavers. We're the beavers!
326
00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:25,729
[JAKE KICKING DOOR]
327
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:27,813
It won't budge.
328
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:30,234
I can't believe we let Hitchcock
and Scully get the drop on us.
329
00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:32,110
It's like being outsmarted
by a couple of tomatoes.
330
00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:33,362
I'm the tomato.
331
00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:36,199
I was wrong about them, and I'm
probably wrong about Dragomir.
332
00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:37,325
I'm too nice.
333
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:40,871
I let every random jerk suckle
at the teat of my human kindness.
334
00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:42,998
Gross.
Now please hand me that mannequin's leg.
335
00:12:43,082 --> 00:12:45,252
There were so many
warning signs about Dragomir.
336
00:12:45,336 --> 00:12:46,545
Nikolaj had never heard of him.
337
00:12:46,629 --> 00:12:47,838
He's 45. He asked for money.
338
00:12:47,922 --> 00:12:49,423
He's 45.
He didn't have a birth certificate.
339
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,883
He's 45. He looked older than 15.
340
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,011
He's 45. Fine. He was 45.
341
00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:55,430
I'm just a sucker, trapped
in a creepy sex van.
342
00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:56,516
That's not entirely true.
343
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,560
You're no longer trapped in a van.
344
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,020
[UNLOCKS]
345
00:13:00,437 --> 00:13:01,522
[JAKE GRUNTS]
346
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:05,860
Crap. They took our car.
All right, I'll just call them
347
00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:07,445
and beg them to turn themselves in.
348
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,490
No. I left my phone in the car.
349
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:11,075
I know it's under one of their butts.
350
00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:13,745
If they have your phone, then
we can track where they're going.
351
00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:15,929
I have "Find My Phone"
set up to track you.
352
00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:18,523
What? I do that for all
my friends, not just you.
353
00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:20,253
Show me.
354
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:21,796
There's no time. Look,
355
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,591
they're headed south on the Belt Parkway.
356
00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:25,634
Check what exit they're taking.
Marine Park.
357
00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:27,679
BOTH: They're going to Wing Slutz.
358
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,389
But how do we get there?
We don't have a car.
359
00:13:29,473 --> 00:13:30,766
But we do have a van.
360
00:13:31,058 --> 00:13:32,143
[VAN RUNNING SLOWLY]
361
00:13:33,937 --> 00:13:35,981
Yeah, we should have taken a Lyft.
I feel like a predator.
362
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,566
PERALTA: This isn't our car.
It's a loaner.
363
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,776
We respect women! I'm still with her!
364
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,739
So, you are doing a TV interview?
That's cool.
365
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,824
Why are you smiling?
366
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,242
'Cause he's one of
those friendly villains,
367
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,411
like the Verizon guy
who defected to Sprint.
368
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,623
If you're angry, come out and say it.
I'm not angry.
369
00:13:49,707 --> 00:13:51,625
I'm just curious about
what all this means.
370
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:55,296
It's not often that one of our captains
makes an unapproved media appearance.
371
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,631
It's fun. I plan on using
372
00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:58,967
this interview to criticize
you and your policies.
373
00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,511
Okay. That's your prerogative.
374
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,639
No, don't chuckle.
375
00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:04,682
A frown is a more appropriate response.
376
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,017
I like you, Raymond. No, you don't.
377
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:08,312
I do.
And I just came down here to tell you
378
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:09,980
that if you go through
with this interview,
379
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:14,069
I have some real fun ideas about new
ways to spice up life at the Nine-Nine.
380
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,821
I don't like your
threats, and I don't like
381
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:18,240
the cheery manner in which
you've chosen to deliver them.
382
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,743
Well, I'm just a cheery guy.
383
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:22,079
You're a snake. Okay.
384
00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:23,790
I'm a snake.
385
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:25,333
[HISSING]
386
00:14:28,546 --> 00:14:29,546
No, they found us.
387
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:31,298
Damn straight, we did.
What were you thinking?
388
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:33,551
They obviously weren't
thinking about anyone,
389
00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:37,014
especially the one friend, me, who
had their backs and believed in them
390
00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:39,433
the whole time!
Why is the little one so mad?
391
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,812
He's going through something.
Now stand up, wet wipe your hands,
392
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,355
and put them behind your
backs so we can cuff you.
393
00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,065
Thank God. I'm so tired of running.
394
00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:46,734
-It's only been an hour.
-DONNA: Stop.
395
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:47,819
They didn't do anything wrong.
396
00:14:47,903 --> 00:14:49,237
Excuse me, ma'am.
This is police business.
397
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,992
I know. I'm Donna, the manager
here, but my real name's Marissa Costa.
398
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,829
I'm Gio Costa's wife, and
I'm the reason they're here.
399
00:14:55,913 --> 00:14:57,997
You were the informant. Yeah, I was.
400
00:14:58,081 --> 00:14:59,875
Marissa's the only reason we got Costa.
401
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,168
HITCHCOCK: And our
captain screwed her over.
402
00:15:01,252 --> 00:15:02,795
He wouldn't put her
in Witness Protection.
403
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:03,922
So, you did take the cash.
404
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,382
You just didn't keep it.
You gave it to her.
405
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,092
We come down here and
check on her periodically.
406
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:08,886
Yeah, we never spoke,
but if she put an extra wing
407
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,680
in our slut bucket, it
meant everything was okay.
408
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:13,308
Wait, so I was right.
Hitchcock and Scully are good people.
409
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:15,060
You bet your nips we are, skid mark.
410
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:18,482
Well, people are complicated.
These two contain
411
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:20,819
multitudes. Yeah.
412
00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:25,073
Hey, guys. I just wanted to
say that I talked to my squad,
413
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:28,201
and we're sorry we've been
so disrespectful of your space.
414
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:29,954
Really? What's going on here? Nothing.
415
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:31,456
We just want to make things right.
416
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,625
You upstairs people are really great,
417
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,627
and there's a lot we
could learn from you.
418
00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:38,173
Well, that is true. We are pretty great,
419
00:15:38,257 --> 00:15:40,216
you downstairs people
are gonna figure it out.
420
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,900
You're all right. Thanks, Terry.
421
00:15:42,302 --> 00:15:43,721
Truce? Truce.
422
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:45,055
Now!
423
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,515
What the hell?
424
00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:48,518
You thought the microwave
was a mess before?
425
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,812
Well, we just threw
a whole fish in there.
426
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:52,565
What happened to the truce?
427
00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,484
-The truce was crap.
-SANTIAGO: You bet it was.
428
00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:55,903
Viva the downstairs people!
429
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,071
[EXPLOSION]
430
00:15:57,989 --> 00:16:00,450
What the hell was in that fish?
I don't know.
431
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:03,484
It's from the Gowanus.
It probably ate a bunch of batteries.
432
00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:08,626
Diaz, what is going on?
Commissioner Kelly is still in my office.
433
00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:11,713
I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
We were just having a minor disagreement.
434
00:16:11,797 --> 00:16:12,798
Well, can it.
435
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,135
I am struggling for the
very soul of the NYPD,
436
00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:19,473
so please stop squabbling
over these unimportant things.
437
00:16:19,557 --> 00:16:21,726
Of course, sir, but it's not unimportant.
438
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,686
The overcrowding, the desks,
439
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:24,854
it's affecting morale.
440
00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,649
KELLY: Jeez, something smells funky.
441
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:27,984
What happened here?
442
00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:31,029
Was it a fight, because it's so crowded?
443
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:33,698
I hope nothing else happens
to make everything worse.
444
00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,160
Listen, Kelly, I'm going to do that
interview, and you can't stop me,
445
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:39,623
so go ahead. Cut our budget,
close more of the building,
446
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,085
open other fake IA
investigations into my detectives.
447
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,421
I didn't do that. No, the IA thing,
448
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,507
your detectives aren't
under investigation,
449
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,302
although it's not a bad idea.
450
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,262
Hey, thanks for the suggestion.
451
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:52,973
Excuse me.
452
00:16:53,766 --> 00:16:54,866
I need to make a call.
453
00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:56,560
Okay, thank you, sir.
454
00:16:56,644 --> 00:16:58,312
Hey, guys, I have something
super important to tell you,
455
00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,939
but first, Scully, you have
a Hitler sauce mustache.
456
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:01,066
Thank you. Go on.
457
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,527
Internal Affairs isn't actually
investigating your case.
458
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,112
-That call you got wasn't real.
-BOYLE: What?
459
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,782
The guy on the phone sounded legit.
He had a very deep voice.
460
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,242
If it's not IA, who is it?
461
00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:11,370
My guess is someone who
wanted us to lead them to Marissa.
462
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,497
[TIRES SCREECH]
463
00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,417
Which, apparently, we just did.
464
00:17:19,547 --> 00:17:21,215
That's Gio Costa.
How'd he get out of jail?
465
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:23,635
Probably for good behavior.
He had really great manners.
466
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,804
Yeah, he and his gigantic
gun look like real sweethearts.
467
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:26,889
Noice. All right,
468
00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:28,141
we gotta get out of here.
Is there a back exit?
469
00:17:28,225 --> 00:17:29,225
Through the kitchen. Great.
470
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,854
All right, listen up, everybody.
We're NYPD. If you could all please
471
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:33,397
head to the back exit immediately.
472
00:17:33,481 --> 00:17:35,733
Leave the wings, Hitchcock. No!
473
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:41,782
Look, Jake, it's the slut sauce.
It's perfect.
474
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:44,160
Hey, guys, we gotta leave,
and we gotta leave right now.
475
00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:45,245
Charles, let's go. Negative.
476
00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,372
I count three, possibly
four gunmen out there.
477
00:17:47,456 --> 00:17:48,624
PERALTA: All right, no one panic.
478
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,126
I'm sure they didn't
even see us come in here.
479
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,920
-[BANGING ON DOOR]
-We saw you go back there.
480
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,087
Okay, so I was wrong about that.
481
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:55,174
I'm gonna go around
back and cut them off.
482
00:17:55,258 --> 00:17:57,218
Knock this door down, now.
483
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,306
All right, here's the way I see it.
We gotta break out the back entrance
484
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,143
and get these people to the van.
Okay, everyone, just follow my lead.
485
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:07,064
No, we got you into this mess.
We'll get you out of it. Follow our lead.
486
00:18:07,148 --> 00:18:09,816
There are armed men out there.
We don't even have our bulletproof vests.
487
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,152
We can use the slut sauce.
488
00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:14,238
That's insane. It's not even solid.
The bullets will go right through it.
489
00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:16,033
If you don't think the
slut sauce is solid,
490
00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:18,202
then you might want to
talk to my rock-hard arteries.
491
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:20,330
HITCHCOCK: We're
doing this, and that's final.
492
00:18:20,414 --> 00:18:23,083
Scully, it's time to sauce up.
493
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,961
[SCREAMING]
494
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,550
Why'd you stop yelling? Look.
495
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,639
Thank God. My wife and my dad are here.
496
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:37,309
I mean, Captain Dad.
I mean, I know who my dad is.
497
00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:38,644
It's you. Hi, Amy.
498
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,020
SWAT just cleared out the dining room.
499
00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:41,355
They got everyone. Copy that.
500
00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:43,191
All right, Charles, you
can bring everyone out.
501
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:44,568
The Nine-Nine is here.
502
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,279
See, everyone, I told you
we had it all under control.
503
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:48,364
There was no need to panic.
504
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,574
You're dead, Marissa.
505
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:55,749
[SLOW MOTION] No!
506
00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:00,879
Are you guys okay? Did you get hit?
507
00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:03,883
No. It hit the tub, but the
bullet didn't make it through.
508
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,051
The slut sauce.
509
00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:06,136
It saved you.
510
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:09,641
-You bet your nips it did, skid mark.
-PERALTA: Hitchcock.
511
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,434
You suck, man.
512
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:14,104
HOLT: So, I spoke to Internal Affairs,
513
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:17,025
and since Hitchcock and
Scully did steal that money,
514
00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,944
even though it was to help someone,
there have to be consequences.
515
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,321
-[BOTH CHANTING]
-Desk duty, desk duty…
516
00:19:21,405 --> 00:19:22,448
One year of desk duty.
517
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:23,533
BOTH: Yeah.
518
00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:25,409
I mean, oh, no.
519
00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,412
Thanks for getting
there so fast today, sir.
520
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:28,872
Were you able to still do your interview?
521
00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:31,292
He did not. However, I did so.
522
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:34,463
The real question is what are police?
523
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:35,922
I'm sorry. Who are you again?
524
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:38,468
They said they've never
had more viewer complaints.
525
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,428
Controversial and loving it.
526
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,962
[IMITATES A PUNCH LINE STING]
527
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,683
Squad, I want to apologize.
I have been acting as though
528
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,894
nothing mattered except
my pursuit of justice,
529
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:51,024
but seeing my people in danger today
made me realize I was being short-sighted.
530
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,777
I do give a hoot.
531
00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:54,111
I give a hoot about all of you.
532
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:55,696
Are we gonna keep saying "hoots"?
Is this forever?
533
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,199
-I pray not.
-HOLT: I'm gonna keep pushing back
534
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,576
against John Kelly,
but not at your expense.
535
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,663
Thank you, sir, and we're going to
stop bickering with the upstairs people.
536
00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:05,293
No, Amy. We're all upstairs people now.
537
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:07,420
Thanks, Terry.
538
00:20:07,712 --> 00:20:09,812
Okay, I clearly missed
a whole thing there.
539
00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:13,259
Hey, man. I just want to say
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
540
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:14,762
I was wrong about Hitchcock and Scully.
541
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,306
No, you were right.
I am too trusting sometimes.
542
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:21,561
I did a little digging on Dragomir.
Turns out, he's not 15. He's…
543
00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:22,939
Hundred and three. Thirty-four.
544
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:26,400
But the orphanage confirmed
he is actually Nikolaj's half-brother.
545
00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:29,238
Anyway, we're taking it slow.
In a few months, he'll come out to visit.
546
00:20:29,322 --> 00:20:31,157
Hey, thanks for having our back today.
547
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:34,536
These are from the old studs of
the Nine-Nine to the new studs.
548
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,830
Nice. Nice.
549
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:38,082
Well, I think they drank out of these.
They're half-empty.
550
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,002
Definitely. Hitchcock's
contact lens is floating in mine,
551
00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:44,236
which once again begs the question,
what happened to those guys?
552
00:20:44,466 --> 00:20:46,509
I mean, when did it all fall apart?
553
00:20:47,427 --> 00:20:51,515
Hey, Donna, just want to make sure
you're okay here working at Wing Slutz.
554
00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:54,978
Yeah. It's a good job, and I'm
excited about my new life. Thanks.
555
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:56,062
Our pleas.
556
00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:57,147
Well, we're gonna go hit the gym
557
00:20:57,231 --> 00:20:58,274
for the second time today.
558
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,862
Wait. You need some protein
to fuel those hard bodies.
559
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:03,947
-It's on me.
-SCULLY: What the heck.
560
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,115
One wing can't hurt.
561
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:12,792
♪ Take my breath away ♪
562
00:21:18,507 --> 00:21:22,303
♪ Take my breath away ♪