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PERALTA: I can't
believe this is a rec center.

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It looks amazing. You look amazing.

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Foxy as hell. Simmer down, Boyle.

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No, no, I love it.

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Amp it up, Boyle. Happy to.

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Jake, your body's kicking

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and skin is clear as a summer day.

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Ooh!

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Jake. Ames, you look beautiful.

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But when are you getting
your makeup put on?

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Y'all, she woke up like this.

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Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode.

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The cake hasn't arrived yet.

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Mason woke up with the chickenpox,

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so we don't have a ring bearer.

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Plus, look what I found on my veil.

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Ooh. I planned everything

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so perfectly, and
now it's all falling apart.

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No, it isn't. Take a deep breath.

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All right, we got this.

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Terry, Rosa, will you please
take this veil to a dry cleaner.

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And if they won't do a rush
job, make them. Use force.

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I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power.

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Of course not. We're good cops.

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[CHUCKLES] I was just exaggerating.

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[WHISPERS] Rosa, I was not exaggerating.

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Great.

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Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.

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This actually might be
a blessing in disguise.

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I know that he's your nephew,

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but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason.

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Yeah, he should be cuter.

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His face is too small for his head.

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He's a <i>Dick Tracy</i> villain.

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But I have an idea for a new ring bearer

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who is very adorable

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and very obedient. I would be…

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I'm talking about Cheddar the dog.

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-Yep, right.
-HOLT: Brilliant.

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He loves responsibility.
I'll go pick him up.

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I'm gonna go with Holt.

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Seems like people are
pairing off for adventures

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and we have the best rapport.

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Cheddar? Are you crazy?

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What about my… Allergies?

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Got your meds right here.

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I brought them just in case

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Hitchcock decided to
wear his toupee again.

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It's very clearly not human hair.

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Human hair is indistinguishable

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from badger fur.

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That is absolutely not the case.

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But that reminds me, you two,

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our wedding band canceled last minute,

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and I need you to find a replacement.

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You can count on us.

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Flattop and The Freak. We always deliver.

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Our band canceled?
Not in any way, shape or form.

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But it's a very stressful day
and I thought things would

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go better without
Hitchcock and Scully here.

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Aw, that's so smart.

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Look, babe, we planned a great wedding.

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It's gonna be a perfect day.

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Phone call for you sir. Ah, thank you.

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That would be the cake
guy saying he has arrived.

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-Hello?
-VOICE [DISTORTED]: <i>Jake Peralta?</i>

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Yes? There's a bomb <i>at your wedding.</i>

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<i>It's set to explode at 5:30.</i>

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<i>Everyone inside will die.</i>

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[LINE CLICKS]

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So, that was not the cake guy.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Okay, we called the bomb squad

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and got everyone out of the building.

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We should leave.
Who would do something like this?

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Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis.

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Finally. Must be someone I put away

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who's hell-bent on revenge.

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He's probably gonna
make me choose between

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saving the city and
saving the woman I love.

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Little does he know, I can save both.

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How are you so calm right now?

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Someone is trying to blow us up.

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I'm calm because
there's not really a bomb.

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I mean, if you're trying to kill someone,

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you don't call and give them a heads-up.

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So they're just trying to scare us?

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Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
The bomb squad's on their way.

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They'll do a quick sweep,
find nothing and split, and

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this will just become a funny
story we work into our vows.

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"Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding.

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"Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb."

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Please don't say that
during the ceremony.

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Is it that you don't like wordplay or

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you don't want me to
talk about your butt at all?

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Because one of those notes
is really gonna pull a thread.

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How did this guy even
find out about the wedding?

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The stupid engagement announcement

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Charles put in the paper!

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It had the time and
location of the ceremony.

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Amy, be very careful about
throwing around accusations

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like that, because
if you're trying to say

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I somehow ruined Jake's wedding,

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then I'm gonna kill myself!

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So tread lightly.

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Okay! Just take it easy, Charles.

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-Nothing is ruined.
-[SIRENS WAILING]

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See? The bomb squad is already here.

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And they brought a robot.

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This is exactly how I imagined

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my wedding would be when I was a kid.

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Well, well, well. [SOFT CHUCKLE]

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-Amy Santiago.
-PERALTA: Amy, look.

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Your ex-boyfriend is
here on our wedding day.

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Why? This is my crew.

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Yeah, you called me boring,
so I leveled-up my cool.

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And now I run the bomb squad.
I also started traveling.

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I went to Belgium.
They have the best spaghetti.

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Teddy, let's get everything
out on the table here.

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Last time we saw you, you
kind of proposed to Amy.

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So you're not still in
love with her, right?

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No, I definitely am.

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My therapist told me to
stop trying to get over it.

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Oh, weird that you wouldn't
hide it even for your own pride.

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But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop.

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I have a job to do, and I'm
gonna do it professionally.

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That's great. I'm happy to hear that.

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Meaning I will be doing

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a super thorough
sweeping of the building.

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It's gonna take hours, so you should

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probably just cancel the wedding.

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Anyway, congrats you two.

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Congrats on the bomb squad.

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Charles! Right.

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So are you bringing
someone to the wedding?

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No, I'm taking a break
from dating for a while.

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What?

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I'm sick of asking people
how many siblings they have.

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Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two?

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How fascinating.

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But you never know when you're
gonna find your dream person.

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Anyone on the street could be they.

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All right, it feels like you Googled

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"how to talk to your bisexual friends."

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Yeah. Look, the point is

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you can close yourself off all you want.

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The universe will find a way.

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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

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Car's here.

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Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa.

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Are you the one I'm looking for?

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Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal,

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you go directly to where
the bride and groom will be.

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Here we go.

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Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.

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Good boy. Good, Cheddar.

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How did that look? Very weird.

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You're not gonna trot by the
dog at the wedding, are you?

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No, of course not. I'll be officiating.

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You'll be the trotter.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

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[PHONE CHIMES]

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Oh, my. What?

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I just got an email
from the mayor's office

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telling me if I'm the next
commissioner of the NYPD.

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Well, well, well, finally
something to care about today.

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What's going on, guys?

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Someone called in a bomb threat.

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Seriously?

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Is this because of Boyle's stupid
engagement announcement?

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Yes. No!

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They won't let us back in the building.

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But there's not really a
bomb, so it's just temporary.

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What about you guys?
Did you get the veil?

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Terry has it. I do?

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Oh, no, I left it in the car!

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It's not my fault. The driver was so hot.

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Not for me, for Rosa.

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She was clearly flirting with her.

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Oh, I know, I'll just call the
company and bring her back here.

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And then who knows what'll happen?

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Wait a minute, did
you do this intentionally

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so I'd have to see that girl again?

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No! That's crazy.

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This is Jake and Amy's wedding.
I would never do that.

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But you gotta admit, it does seem like

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the universe is pushing you two together.

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BOTH: Terry! Right, right.

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Look, we'll go find the veil. [SIGHS]

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I can't believe this is happening.

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Don't worry about them.
Let's go check on Teddy.

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I'm sure he's made a ton of progress.

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Nope. Haven't even gone in yet.

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Still putting on the bomb suit.

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Yeah, my job is super dangerous,

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but I like living life on the edge.

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Which is kind of sexy
if you think about it.

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[SCOFFS] There's no bomb.

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If they wanted us dead,
they wouldn't have called first.

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It's not always the bomber who calls.

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Maybe he had a young daughter,
found a key to a secret room,

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came across some blueprints, felt guilty,

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and wanted to save your life.

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Seems unlikely. Well, Amy,

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in this life, it's sometimes
the unlikeliest outcomes that…

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Feels like you're winding
up to propose again here.

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I was. Good catch.

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Amy, would you… No!

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You still did it. All right.

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Well, this is gonna take a while,

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so you have time to reconsider.

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Off to do my super dangerous job.

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[BOTH SIGH]

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I can't handle this. I need a cigarette.

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I knew that you would,
so I came prepared.

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Nicotine patches.

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You just put it on your shoulder and…

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Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh?

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I want it as close to
my brain as possible.

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That's unsettling. All right, listen up.

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I think I know how to fix this.

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All we have to do is figure
out who my arch-nemesis is,

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track him down and
get him to admit to Teddy

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that there's no bomb.

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We have three hours to save this wedding.

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That's good. I love you so much.

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I love you too. Wait.

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You're talking to the
nicotine, aren't you?

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I can love two things.

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Look, I was told to drop off

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one Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15.

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Yeah, but they won't
let us inside the venue,

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so can you please take it
away and bring it back later?

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Sorry, ma'am, I can't.
I have other deliveries.

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Man, it's gonna melt in the sun.

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Don't worry, Amy,

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I'm gonna keep it chilled with
my cool breath. [BLOWING]

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Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing!

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Charles, why are you spitting on it?

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Because I didn't ruin your wedding.

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Okay.

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Were you able to trace the number

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that called in the threat? Yes.

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It was a burner, but they caught it
pinging off a cell tower in Fort Greene

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one block away from
the last known address

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of Frank Gillespie. Who?

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I arrested him for armed robbery in 2008,

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and he got out of Rikers a year ago.

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He's got be my arch-nemesis.

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He's definitely obsessed with me.

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Just 'cause you arrested him?

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Well, we didn't have
enough evidence against him

252
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at first, so let's just say I
had to get a little creative.

253
00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:42,555
You framed him? What? No. Ames.

254
00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:44,558
I went undercover and
became best friends with him.

255
00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:46,268
And then he told me about his lymphoma,

256
00:07:46,352 --> 00:07:48,813
and we ran a 10K together,
and then I arrested him.

257
00:07:48,897 --> 00:07:51,775
He felt so betrayed.
The trial was very emotional.

258
00:07:51,859 --> 00:07:53,277
All right, let's go talk to him.

259
00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:55,280
That must be our guy.
Hey, great attitude, Ames.

260
00:07:55,364 --> 00:07:56,406
You're handling this really well.

261
00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:57,574
Ah, there they are.

262
00:07:57,658 --> 00:07:59,410
All right, she should be here any minute.

263
00:07:59,494 --> 00:08:01,579
Her name is Alicia. Switch with me.

264
00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:04,666
That's your good side. I have a bad side?

265
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:05,834
Oh, damn, you didn't know?

266
00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,545
All right, can we just
focus on finding the veil?

267
00:08:07,629 --> 00:08:08,880
Really, it's not a big deal.

268
00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:10,715
-I'm sure it's in her car.
-[HORN HONKS]

269
00:08:10,799 --> 00:08:11,884
Oh, there she is.

270
00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:14,261
Do you mind if I slyly
mention you're single?

271
00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:16,181
Do not do that. You won't even notice.

272
00:08:16,265 --> 00:08:17,474
Hey, you needed to see me again?

273
00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:18,600
Rosa's single. What?

274
00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:20,811
Ignore him. We left a dry
cleaning bag in your back seat.

275
00:08:20,895 --> 00:08:23,595
Oh, uh, I didn't see anything,
but you can take a look.

276
00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:27,069
The veil's not here, Rosa.
We're so screwed!

277
00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:28,989
Hold on. Don't freak out.

278
00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:31,993
["I WANNA SEX YOU UP" PLAYING]

279
00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,292
-[HORNS HONKING]
-Rosa!

280
00:08:39,376 --> 00:08:40,377
What the hell are you doing?

281
00:08:40,461 --> 00:08:41,921
What? You were the one that said…

282
00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,255
That was before the veil went missing,

283
00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,050
when life was breezy!

284
00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:47,719
[GRUNTING] Why is this so heavy?

285
00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:49,889
'Cause you made them
do an all-frosting interior.

286
00:08:49,973 --> 00:08:52,183
Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it.

287
00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:53,268
What are you guys doing here?

288
00:08:53,352 --> 00:08:55,229
Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat.

289
00:08:55,313 --> 00:08:56,481
Teddy won't let us in the building

290
00:08:56,565 --> 00:08:58,066
and we had to get our cake out of the sun

291
00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:01,350
and now you're in charge of it so
we can go find my arch-nemesis.

292
00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:02,738
All right.

293
00:09:02,822 --> 00:09:03,864
Thank you very much.

294
00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:06,326
Everything okay? Don't know.

295
00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,577
They only said "Gina" once,

296
00:09:07,661 --> 00:09:09,080
and it was kind of in the beginning.

297
00:09:09,164 --> 00:09:10,540
Huh. Did you read the email?

298
00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:11,666
Are you the commissioner?

299
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,043
I haven't opened it yet. What?

300
00:09:13,127 --> 00:09:14,753
Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding.

301
00:09:14,837 --> 00:09:16,171
I don't want to make it all about me.

302
00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,424
So you're scared to open it?
Don't be absurd.

303
00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:20,093
I simply want everyone to focus on

304
00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:22,263
the bride and groom, and not on whether

305
00:09:22,347 --> 00:09:25,600
my lifelong dream, which I
spent decades working towards,

306
00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:27,018
has collapsed in front of my eyes,

307
00:09:27,102 --> 00:09:29,272
leaving me untethered in this world

308
00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:32,484
and unsure of my very
future with the NYPD.

309
00:09:32,901 --> 00:09:33,986
All right.

310
00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:36,697
Okay.
Gillespie's apartment is right over here.

311
00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:39,075
This is exciting.
We're gonna catch my arch-nemesis.

312
00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,453
Do you think he has a shrine of photos
of me with the eyes scratched out?

313
00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,456
And let's not rule out the real
possibility that it's entirely sexual.

314
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,127
Oh, man.
That will be super-upsetting and so cool.

315
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,463
I know it's amazing…
Okay, okay. Focus up.

316
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,549
Let's do this. Right. You look great.

317
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,220
NYPD.

318
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:56,847
Hello? Is there a problem?

319
00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:58,141
We're looking for Frank Gillespie.

320
00:09:58,225 --> 00:09:59,851
Frank? He died a year ago.

321
00:09:59,977 --> 00:10:01,979
What? What happened?
Well, his lymphoma came back.

322
00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:04,524
But really, it was the
loneliness that killed him.

323
00:10:04,649 --> 00:10:05,775
Somebody hurt him, and he just

324
00:10:05,859 --> 00:10:06,985
couldn't make friends after that.

325
00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:09,154
So it seems like he died because of me.

326
00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,199
Just gonna lock that up
in a little box in my brain

327
00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:12,408
and never open it.

328
00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:14,077
Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti,

329
00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:15,829
that money launderer I arrested?

330
00:10:15,913 --> 00:10:17,414
He lives right around here too.

331
00:10:17,498 --> 00:10:18,958
So? He hated me.

332
00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:21,502
What if this is the work of my
arch-nemesis and not yours?

333
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,173
So you're suggesting I'm
not involved in this at all?

334
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,218
[LAUGHING] I mean,
you hear yourself, right?

335
00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:28,303
That's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, Amy.

336
00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:30,932
Are you actually mad that
someone might not hate you?

337
00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,099
Yeah, I am, Amy!

338
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:33,434
Oh, wow, that's a bad
color on me, isn't it?

339
00:10:33,518 --> 00:10:34,978
All right, fine, we'll check out your guy

340
00:10:35,062 --> 00:10:36,939
and I'll be totally
fine with it if it's him.

341
00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:39,234
Oh, man, you got a whole shrine!

342
00:10:39,318 --> 00:10:41,402
Even the eyes are all scratched out.

343
00:10:41,486 --> 00:10:43,197
Babe, when we're married,
we're gonna share everything.

344
00:10:43,281 --> 00:10:45,950
Bank accounts, health
insurance, arch-nemeses.

345
00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,035
Aww, that's nice, Ames,

346
00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:48,119
but you don't have to say that.

347
00:10:48,203 --> 00:10:49,537
Charles, will you put this
picture of me up on the wall?

348
00:10:49,621 --> 00:10:50,748
Copy that.
You want the eyes scratched out?

349
00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:52,167
Uh, you know I do.

350
00:10:54,711 --> 00:10:56,756
Lieutenant Wells! Where is Teddy?

351
00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:58,423
Hi, Jakey. Aunt Linda.

352
00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:00,510
What are you doing here?
How'd you get past the police barricade?

353
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:01,678
Well, I moved them.

354
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,139
Now, I know I was
supposed to come here solo,

355
00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:06,058
but I had to invite my friend Barb.

356
00:11:06,142 --> 00:11:07,560
She was so down in the dumps.

357
00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:08,812
Yeah, that's all fine.
Don't worry about it.

358
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,146
Actually, you know what? That's not fine.

359
00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,191
Barb can't be here.
You can't just add someone day of.

360
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:13,276
Oh, hey guys, what's up?

361
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,527
Teddy, meet Dario.

362
00:11:14,611 --> 00:11:16,154
He has a wall full of Amy photos,

363
00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:17,906
and he's the one that
made the bomb threat.

364
00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,074
And I'm Aunt Linda.

365
00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:20,618
Okay, Aunt Linda, I
love you but you gotta go.

366
00:11:20,702 --> 00:11:22,161
Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here.

367
00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:23,664
All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant Wells

368
00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:24,790
what you told us.

369
00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:26,709
Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago

370
00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:28,003
since she arrested me, and then I saw

371
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,796
that engagement
announcement in the paper.

372
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,047
But you could have figured
out where the wedding was

373
00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:32,133
even without that, right?

374
00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:33,426
No, I was trying.

375
00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,760
I had totally given up, really.

376
00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:36,221
Oh, God, what have I done?

377
00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:38,890
Anyway, I made the
threat, but there's no bomb.

378
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:40,518
Just like I've been saying all along.

379
00:11:40,602 --> 00:11:42,520
Now, can we please go back in the venue?

380
00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:43,939
First of all, there's
nothing inherently creepy

381
00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:45,316
about a wall of Amy photos.

382
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,650
Uh-huh. Secondly,

383
00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:47,819
I'm not gonna just take this guy's word

384
00:11:47,903 --> 00:11:49,029
for it that there's no bomb.

385
00:11:49,113 --> 00:11:50,322
Why not? He's the one who would know.

386
00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:52,325
So you think a cop should
just stop what they're doing

387
00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:54,118
as soon as a criminal
tells them they didn't do it?

388
00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:56,652
Oh, my God!
That is actually a really good point.

389
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:59,624
So I only had one passenger
after you, and he got off here.

390
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,294
Well, what did he look like?
I don't know.

391
00:12:01,378 --> 00:12:02,795
I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat.

392
00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:04,340
I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful…

393
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,632
BOTH: All hats are dumb.

394
00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:06,884
Ha! [SNORTS]

395
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,678
What the hell? Is that your laugh?

396
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,764
Also, quit vibing, and
help me solve this.

397
00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,767
Sorry, man. It's what the universe wants.

398
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:14,852
Screw the universe.
The universe is a dick.

399
00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:16,688
Maybe it fell out when
he got out of the car.

400
00:12:16,772 --> 00:12:17,981
Wow, you are so smart.

401
00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:20,317
Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is.

402
00:12:20,735 --> 00:12:22,987
Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty-looking.

403
00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:25,115
But, you know, that's why
they put it in a dry cleaning bag.

404
00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:26,950
I'm sure everything inside is totally…

405
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,369
Nope. Soaked in urine.

406
00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:30,789
Damn it, New York.

407
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,462
Kay, you've been staring at
your phone for 45 minutes.

408
00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:37,839
Just read the email.
What if it's bad news?

409
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,299
Sir, do you know how many times

410
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,509
I've not gotten something that I wanted?

411
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,886
How many? Zero.

412
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,096
Because I have a trick.

413
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,347
Whatever that email says,

414
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,683
you just act like that's
what you wanted all along.

415
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,519
Well, I can't fake it. I want this job.

416
00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:50,230
For years, I've worked
nights and weekends.

417
00:12:50,314 --> 00:12:51,648
I've sacrificed friendships.

418
00:12:51,732 --> 00:12:54,194
I've jeopardized my
relationship with Kevin.

419
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:55,737
And now,

420
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,032
to find out if it was all in vain.

421
00:12:59,116 --> 00:13:00,325
Yeah, let's not check it.

422
00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:02,203
It feels like there's a lot on the line.

423
00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:04,937
Agreed. Let's just grab
Cheddar and go to the wedding.

424
00:13:05,207 --> 00:13:07,168
Where is he? Cheddar?

425
00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,212
Cheddar!

426
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,090
Cheddar the dog! [GASPS]

427
00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:13,383
Oh, he ate the cake.

428
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,262
HOLT: Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig.

429
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,056
Okay, Amy.

430
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,058
I got through every room
and I cleared them very fast,

431
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:21,727
because I love you and
I want you to be happy,

432
00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:22,937
even if it's with somebody else.

433
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,471
Did that new tactic work? No.

434
00:13:24,564 --> 00:13:25,816
You just called it a tactic.

435
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,359
Can we get in the venue or not?

436
00:13:27,443 --> 00:13:28,861
Not quite yet. There's one more vent

437
00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:30,864
we can't get into, and
our snake cam broke.

438
00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:33,241
We got another one on the way.
It'll be here in about six hours.

439
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:34,702
What? No. We need it now.

440
00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:36,162
People are already here. I'm sorry.

441
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:37,288
The vent is very tight, and no one

442
00:13:37,372 --> 00:13:38,457
on my team can get into it.

443
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:39,624
I've been doing a lot of Pilates

444
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,358
so I'm pretty huge at this point.

445
00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:42,795
I'm going in.

446
00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:44,505
What? Look, this is all my fault.

447
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:45,923
I put the announcement in the paper

448
00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,217
and ruined this day.

449
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:48,469
And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it.

450
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:49,637
Get ready, you two.

451
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,179
I'm about to save this…

452
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,475
Bomb! There's a bomb!

453
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,644
Damn it, Dario.
Why'd you say there was no bomb?

454
00:13:55,728 --> 00:13:56,729
Because I wanted to kill Amy.

455
00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,063
Then why did you call in the threat?

456
00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,025
I didn't.
My daughter found my hidden room

457
00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:01,659
and discovered some blueprints.

458
00:14:02,194 --> 00:14:03,863
[SIGHS] Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right.

459
00:14:03,947 --> 00:14:05,239
Now can you please get
the bomb out of the vent

460
00:14:05,323 --> 00:14:06,366
and dispose of it somewhere?

461
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:07,701
Honestly, I wish we could.

462
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:08,785
But it's too dangerous to move.

463
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:10,120
We have to diffuse it on site.

464
00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:11,372
I have to evacuate this entire block.

465
00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:13,166
It's gonna take all night.
Wait, so you're saying…

466
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,795
Wedding's off. For real, it's over.

467
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:20,091
Jakey, what's this that I
hear that there's no rabbi?

468
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:21,343
Not now, Aunt Linda!

469
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,390
Okay, so we just finished
processing Moretti.

470
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,768
Did you talk to our parents? Yeah.

471
00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:29,061
They ended up having dinner together.

472
00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:31,648
It sounded like they had fun. Our
dads only got in one arm-wrestling match.

473
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:32,941
Who won? Neither.

474
00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:34,150
They both threw out their shoulders.

475
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,737
[SIGHS] What a disaster.

476
00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,947
Yeah. But, look, I know

477
00:14:38,031 --> 00:14:39,781
it seems like everything sucks, but

478
00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,744
why don't we just get married tomorrow?

479
00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:44,372
You know, we won't have a venue or a band

480
00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:46,956
or any of our guests, but
we could go to city hall.

481
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,544
Jake, do you really want to get married

482
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,546
in the same place people
go to get restraining orders?

483
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,180
Amy Santiago, I would
marry you any time, any place.

484
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,011
I would marry you in the steaming
filth of the Gowanus Canal.

485
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,429
Sweet. But also, gross.

486
00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:59,014
I would marry you on the
G Train in the summertime

487
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,433
when the air conditioning is broken.

488
00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:01,518
Damn, really?

489
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,646
I would marry you on top
of the Empire State Building.

490
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,855
Well, that sounds kind of nice.

491
00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:06,023
During a King Kong attack.

492
00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:07,407
Oh, yeah, that's not good.

493
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:12,157
Okay. City hall it is.

494
00:15:12,574 --> 00:15:14,701
BOYLE: No! I was eavesdropping.

495
00:15:14,785 --> 00:15:16,370
I'm always eavesdropping.
I don't like it.

496
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:17,871
Look, I didn't spend the last seven years

497
00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:19,415
watching your love ripen, only to have it

498
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,293
sullied by a city hall wedding.

499
00:15:21,627 --> 00:15:23,336
You're getting married
right here, right now.

500
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,589
What? Come on.

501
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,048
Boyle, I don't even have a dress.

502
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,717
You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white.

503
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:28,885
There's no way Gina was gonna wear

504
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,012
a white dress to my wedding.

505
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,305
No, I definitely was.

506
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,182
What? I thought you'd just wear

507
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,809
a gray pantsuit or something.

508
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,687
I would never wear a gray
pantsuit to your wedding,

509
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:37,771
I promise you that.

510
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,690
This is happening.
Jake and Amy are getting married tonight.

511
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:40,984
Title of my sex tape! What?

512
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,485
Whoo! Yeah. Whoo. All right.

513
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:43,903
I got a lot to work. Lot of work…

514
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,637
What… Give me a half hour! Whoa!

515
00:15:50,037 --> 00:15:52,123
Wow. You look beautiful.

516
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:55,209
Thank you. This dress is incredible.

517
00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:57,046
Gina, this would have been so crazy

518
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,130
if you wore this to our wedding.

519
00:15:58,214 --> 00:15:59,506
I know.

520
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,760
Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil,

521
00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,303
but I made you a new one.

522
00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:05,389
It's a shower curtain. Uhh…

523
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:06,724
Yep, Terry fumbled the task.

524
00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,393
But we got you a bouquet.

525
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,438
Wow. That's gorgeous.

526
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,314
Thank you. Where did those come from?

527
00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:14,692
Alicia found a florist in the city that
was still open and picked them up.

528
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:15,986
[GASPS] All right.

529
00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:17,863
Keep it in your pants. Okay, here we go.

530
00:16:17,947 --> 00:16:20,241
Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs.

531
00:16:20,825 --> 00:16:22,703
It's wedding time!

532
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,460
So here it is.

533
00:16:31,922 --> 00:16:33,300
I really hope you like it.

534
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:36,594
But if you don't, I will kill myself.

535
00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,263
Charles, it looks amazing.

536
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:39,723
It's beautiful.

537
00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:41,057
How can I ever repay you?

538
00:16:41,142 --> 00:16:42,560
Get pregnant.

539
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:44,562
Use your body to give
the world more Jake.

540
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:45,940
Holy crap. All right.

541
00:16:46,024 --> 00:16:47,233
I'm gonna take Charles away from you now.

542
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:48,651
I will see you up there.

543
00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:51,738
Wait! Stop everything. We're here.

544
00:16:51,822 --> 00:16:52,864
Where have you guys been?

545
00:16:52,948 --> 00:16:54,117
You sent us out to find a band.

546
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,244
Right. I definitely remember doing that.

547
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,706
It took a while, but I
think we really nailed it.

548
00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,958
Check this guy out.
We found him on the subway.

549
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,752
Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos.

550
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:04,671
No. We have never met.

551
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,923
No, I'm pretty sure we have.

552
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,216
You sell me horse blood? No.

553
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,467
Would you like to buy horse blood?

554
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:09,552
No. You know what?

555
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:10,804
Maybe we don't need music for this.

556
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:13,538
That's totally fine, we
can just skip that part of it.

557
00:17:18,189 --> 00:17:19,398
Guitar.

558
00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,400
Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel.

559
00:17:21,484 --> 00:17:23,111
Amy, we're a go!

560
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:25,948
Hey, Melipnos. I don't know you.

561
00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:27,951
Okay.

562
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:31,413
[PLAYS "WEDDING MARCH"]

563
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:49,519
Please be seated.

564
00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:53,899
Friends, colleagues,

565
00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:55,944
gawking New Yorkers,

566
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,864
we are here today to
celebrate the marriage

567
00:17:58,948 --> 00:18:01,325
of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

568
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:03,745
I've known you both
for the last five years.

569
00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:06,372
And it has been a true pleasure to watch

570
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,251
your distracting childish rivalry

571
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:11,170
evolve into a distracting
childish courtship

572
00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:13,089
and now into what I'm sure will be

573
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:14,967
a distracting childish marriage.

574
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:16,845
I'm proud of you.

575
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,847
And I love you both.

576
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,099
Permission to say it back?
Permission granted.

577
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,133
I love you too, sir. Love you, Captain.

578
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,898
Now I believe you've
prepared your own vows?

579
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:29,568
Yes, I was going to do

580
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,028
an Addams Family-themed rap,

581
00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:32,447
but my beat-boxer isn't here.

582
00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:34,407
That's the only reason
it's not happening.

583
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,828
So, Ames,

584
00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:40,124
today has been a crazy day.

585
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,710
But I shouldn't be surprised,

586
00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:45,088
because we've had a lot of crazy days.

587
00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:47,716
There was our first date,

588
00:18:48,343 --> 00:18:49,594
our first kiss,

589
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:51,886
the first time you told me you loved me,

590
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,767
and the day you told
me you would marry me.

591
00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:57,312
Also, yesterday,

592
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,399
and the day before that,
and the day before that,

593
00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:03,443
because every single
day that I get to be with

594
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,577
someone as amazing as you is crazy to me.

595
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,866
I love you.

596
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,518
And I'm worried about
dancing in front of our friends.

597
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:13,290
The end.

598
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:16,836
Okay, well.

599
00:19:16,962 --> 00:19:19,297
I've been planning this
wedding for the last six months.

600
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:20,781
And if you told me yesterday

601
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,633
everything that was gonna go wrong,

602
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,810
I would have had a panic
attack that sent me into the ER.

603
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,058
But I'm here,

604
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,103
and I've never been happier.

605
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,607
Life is unpredictable.

606
00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:35,734
Not everything's in our control.

607
00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,361
But as long as you're
with the right people,

608
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:38,645
you can handle anything.

609
00:19:39,197 --> 00:19:40,782
And you, Jake Peralta,

610
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:42,618
are the right person for me.

611
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:45,914
But I do have some bad news.

612
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,206
There is a bomb at this wedding as well.

613
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,337
What? Your butt. Your butt is the bomb.

614
00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,215
There will be no survivors.

615
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:59,139
[CRYING] I love you so much.
You're my dream girl.

616
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:01,015
I love you too.

617
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,894
I can't wait to spend the
rest of my life with you.

618
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:07,190
Ring bearer, please, bring the rings.

619
00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:08,942
But I thought Cheddar was sick…

620
00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:10,028
Oh, my God.

621
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:13,113
You got the robot.
There's a robot at my wedding.

622
00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:15,408
Yeah, I felt bad about how
everything went down today,

623
00:20:15,492 --> 00:20:17,243
so I offered to help. Oh, that's nice.

624
00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:19,288
Also, are you guys doing that
thing where someone gets to

625
00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:20,831
object to this union, or is that later?

626
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,793
We're not doing that.
You've outsmarted me.

627
00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:24,378
-Congratulations.
-HOLT: Okay.

628
00:20:24,545 --> 00:20:25,713
Moving on.

629
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:27,840
Do you, Amy Santiago,

630
00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,886
take Jake Peralta to be your husband?

631
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:31,512
I do.

632
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:34,599
And do you, Jake Peralta,

633
00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:36,852
take Amy Santiago to be your wife?

634
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,688
I absolutely do.

635
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,694
By the power vested in
me by the state of New York,

636
00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:45,196
I'd like to announce

637
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,546
that your honeymoon
vacation request status

638
00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:50,828
has officially been moved
from pending to approved.

639
00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:54,040
You're married. You may kiss the bride.

640
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,880
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

641
00:21:02,342 --> 00:21:04,742
HOLT: <i>Congratulations
once again to Jake and Amy.</i>

642
00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:06,514
And now that everyone's here,

643
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,474
I have an email that I need to open.

644
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:09,767
All right, weirdo, not
something we usually

645
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,145
announce to the squad.

646
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,938
It says if he got the commissioner job.

647
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,273
SCULLY: Oh, my God! What?

648
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,692
He was too scared to read it all day.

649
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,529
I was, until I heard
something very wise tonight.

650
00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,865
Life is unpredictable.

651
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,183
Not everything is in our control.

652
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,203
But as long as we're
with the right people,

653
00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:26,664
we can handle anything.

654
00:21:26,998 --> 00:21:30,793
So I'd like to receive
this news with all of you.

655
00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:33,089
He quoted me. Okay, here we go.

656
00:21:41,224 --> 00:21:42,308
Well, from the look on my face,

657
00:21:42,392 --> 00:21:44,192
I'm sure you can guess what it says.

658
00:21:45,563 --> 00:21:47,732
No! We have no idea at all.

659
00:21:47,816 --> 00:21:49,234
Just tell us, you monster!