1 00:00:02,706 --> 00:00:04,606 So, do you recognize any of these men? 2 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:05,832 I was hiding in the bathroom stall, 3 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:07,250 so I didn't see his face. 4 00:00:07,334 --> 00:00:08,876 But I heard him. 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,795 He was singing along to the music at the bar. 6 00:00:10,879 --> 00:00:12,045 Do you remember what he was singing? 7 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:14,130 I think it was that song, I Want It That Way. 8 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,014 Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. 9 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,968 Number one, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way? 10 00:00:20,052 --> 00:00:21,469 Really? 11 00:00:21,969 --> 00:00:23,429 Okay. 12 00:00:23,971 --> 00:00:25,638 ♪ You are ♪ 13 00:00:26,222 --> 00:00:28,891 ♪ My fire ♪ 14 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,683 Number two, keep it going. 15 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:35,687 -♪ The one desire ♪ -Number three. 16 00:00:35,771 --> 00:00:40,648 -♪ Believe when I say ♪ -Number four. 17 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:45,360 -♪ I want it that way ♪ -♪ Tell me why? ♪ 18 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:48,862 ALL: ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 19 00:00:48,946 --> 00:00:50,530 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 20 00:00:50,614 --> 00:00:53,699 ALL: ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 21 00:00:53,783 --> 00:00:55,783 ♪ Now number five ♪ 22 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:59,869 -♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ -Whoo! 23 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:03,790 ALL: ♪ I want it that way ♪ 24 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,498 Ah, chills! Literal chills. 25 00:01:05,582 --> 00:01:08,583 It was number five. Number five killed my brother. 26 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,210 Oh, my God, I forgot about that part. 27 00:01:10,294 --> 00:01:13,088 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 28 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,684 Hey, it's time. You ready? You excited? 29 00:01:33,768 --> 00:01:35,728 Yes, I can't believe it's finally gonna happen. 30 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:38,229 Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time. 31 00:01:38,313 --> 00:01:42,149 I'll have you know Amy and I do sex 24-sevs, 369. 32 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,566 Oh no, I grossly overcompensated 33 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,900 and now it seems like we have problems. 34 00:01:44,984 --> 00:01:46,526 You done? Mmm-hmm. 35 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:47,986 Great. Jake's sister is flying in from Dallas, 36 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,153 and we're picking her up at the airport. 37 00:01:49,237 --> 00:01:50,654 You have a sister? Half-sister. 38 00:01:50,738 --> 00:01:52,238 Turns out that my slutty pilot dad 39 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,741 made daughters in several major airline hubs. 40 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:59,326 ATL and EWR didn't respond when I reached out, but DFW is DTM. 41 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:01,120 Down to meet. Well, we should get going. 42 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,705 Her flight's gonna land soon, but wish me luck. 43 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:05,089 I'm about to be a brother. 44 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:09,292 Captain Holt, I need a… What's going on? 45 00:02:09,376 --> 00:02:10,959 My doctor said I should be more active, 46 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:13,796 but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. 47 00:02:13,921 --> 00:02:16,505 Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit. 48 00:02:16,589 --> 00:02:17,889 Boyle is teaching me yoga. 49 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:19,299 Genevieve got me into it. 50 00:02:19,383 --> 00:02:20,507 You can't believe how many different ways 51 00:02:20,591 --> 00:02:22,885 I can wrap my legs around her. Six! 52 00:02:22,969 --> 00:02:24,510 Captain, if you wanted to be healthier, 53 00:02:24,594 --> 00:02:26,345 why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell. 54 00:02:26,429 --> 00:02:29,473 Sarge, health is about flexibility and peace of mind 55 00:02:29,557 --> 00:02:32,308 and bone strength, not building vanity muscles. 56 00:02:32,392 --> 00:02:34,684 Vanity muscles? I use all of these. 57 00:02:34,768 --> 00:02:36,435 Really? Even the large neck ones? 58 00:02:36,519 --> 00:02:38,145 They help me sleep upright on airplanes! 59 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:39,812 Well, there's no reason to be defensive, 60 00:02:39,896 --> 00:02:41,981 just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. 61 00:02:42,065 --> 00:02:44,357 We all have our thing. You're a muscler, 62 00:02:44,441 --> 00:02:46,401 I'm a boner. 63 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,110 Terry can do yoga. 64 00:02:48,194 --> 00:02:49,736 Terry is a yoga beast. 65 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,529 Watch. Give me a yoga to do. 66 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:53,405 Ah, well, we're in warrior pose now, 67 00:02:53,489 --> 00:02:55,907 but I suppose for you we can start in child's pose. 68 00:02:55,991 --> 00:02:57,200 Terry is not a child! 69 00:02:57,534 --> 00:03:00,660 Terry is a warrior. [GRUNTS] 70 00:03:00,744 --> 00:03:03,746 -And… -[CRACK] 71 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:06,081 That didn't sound good. Are you okay, Jeffords? 72 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:07,706 I'm fine. 73 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,917 Now, if you'll excuse me, 74 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:12,460 I'm going to walk out of here normally 75 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,879 using my trademark tiny steps. 76 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:16,380 Okay? 77 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,631 [GROANING] 78 00:03:18,882 --> 00:03:20,298 What you looking at? 79 00:03:20,382 --> 00:03:22,842 Did the Kan ye West cannibalism story finally break? 80 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:24,301 What? Is that a thing? Yeah. 81 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:25,969 He eats tiny little bites of people 82 00:03:26,053 --> 00:03:27,345 when he hugs them goodbye. 83 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:29,971 I tipped off Page Six, I don't know why they're sitting on it. 84 00:03:30,055 --> 00:03:31,181 Just looking on a dating app. 85 00:03:31,265 --> 00:03:33,140 Weird. Lame. Gross. 86 00:03:33,224 --> 00:03:34,725 Dumb. Freak. Loser. 87 00:03:34,809 --> 00:03:36,476 Perv. Toothy. Mouthy. 88 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,269 Well, what happened to Becky? Who? 89 00:03:38,353 --> 00:03:39,978 The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us 90 00:03:40,062 --> 00:03:41,522 so we just started calling her Becky. 91 00:03:41,606 --> 00:03:43,314 Becky and I broke up. She ate soup too much. 92 00:03:43,398 --> 00:03:45,108 What, like every day? It happened twice. 93 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,608 Okay, well, listen, you're in luck. 94 00:03:46,692 --> 00:03:49,026 Because I have the perfect girl for you, 95 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,486 and I'm actually texting with her right now. 96 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,403 No. You are terrible at setting me up. 97 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:53,780 Remember that dork, Justin? 98 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:55,114 He was a tattoo artist, 99 00:03:55,198 --> 00:03:57,407 and he rode a motorcycle. A Yamaha. 100 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,158 He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon. 101 00:03:59,242 --> 00:04:01,118 You know what, men are difficult because they're all 102 00:04:01,202 --> 00:04:03,662 secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi, 103 00:04:03,746 --> 00:04:06,372 that changes everything. I know so many great women. 104 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:07,497 I'm sorry. I just don't think 105 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,706 this is something you're good at. 106 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,542 What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, 107 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,252 because I'm great at it. 108 00:04:14,377 --> 00:04:16,129 Okay, according to the flight board, 109 00:04:16,213 --> 00:04:17,462 she should be here any minute. 110 00:04:17,546 --> 00:04:20,172 I love watching a "TBD" turn into a gate num. 111 00:04:20,256 --> 00:04:21,590 [EXHALES] What's wrong? 112 00:04:21,674 --> 00:04:23,341 Why do you look like that? I'm so nervous. 113 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:24,801 My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty. 114 00:04:24,885 --> 00:04:26,510 I totally understand. 115 00:04:26,594 --> 00:04:28,887 I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut. 116 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:30,429 But everything worked out, right? 117 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:32,140 You and Mongkut are lifelong friends now. 118 00:04:32,224 --> 00:04:34,015 No, Mongkut turned out to be a 45-year-old prisoner. 119 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,142 It was a really awkward trip. 120 00:04:35,226 --> 00:04:36,433 That sounds horrible. Amy, 121 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:38,185 what if this is a Mongkut situation? 122 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:39,686 Oh no, that pen pal service is shut down. 123 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:42,104 This is your sister. It's gonna be great. 124 00:04:42,188 --> 00:04:44,439 You just have to relax and be yourself. 125 00:04:44,523 --> 00:04:46,190 But what if myself isn't good enough, you know? 126 00:04:46,274 --> 00:04:47,775 What if I'm the Mongkut? 127 00:04:47,859 --> 00:04:49,276 Jake… Right. You're right. 128 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,819 It's gonna be great. Just got to stay positive. 129 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:52,486 We're gonna see each other from across the room, 130 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:54,445 we'll lock eyes, I'll say "noice," 131 00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:56,656 she'll say "toit," and then six months later, 132 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:58,073 we'll be on The Amazing Race together. 133 00:04:58,157 --> 00:04:59,199 -[LAUGHS] -KATE: Jake? 134 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:01,117 Ka… Oh, no. 135 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,119 It's me, Kate. Give me a hug. 136 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,287 Stand down, ma'am. Back off, dude! 137 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,246 That's my brother! Oh, no. 138 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:09,207 It's a Mongkut situation. 139 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,042 So, this is awkward, but we should probably address 140 00:05:14,126 --> 00:05:16,003 the elephant in the room. Right. 141 00:05:16,711 --> 00:05:18,754 Are we doing table apps or solo apps? 142 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,297 Uh, table apps and lots of them. 143 00:05:20,381 --> 00:05:22,340 If it is fried, it must be tried. 144 00:05:22,424 --> 00:05:24,508 Johnnie Cochran. I remember when he said that. 145 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,009 Jake. Right. 146 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:29,261 So, what I actually meant was, 147 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:32,471 we should probably talk about the whole handcuffs at the airport thing. 148 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:33,931 I know. I'm so sorry. 149 00:05:34,015 --> 00:05:35,932 That was a really bad first impression. 150 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:38,268 It's just, I was on the plane and started to get really nervous 151 00:05:38,352 --> 00:05:39,643 about meeting you for the first time. 152 00:05:39,727 --> 00:05:41,270 I was nervous to meet you too. 153 00:05:41,354 --> 00:05:42,437 My butt got hella sweaty. 154 00:05:42,521 --> 00:05:44,063 I told Amy. You can ask her. Please don't. 155 00:05:44,147 --> 00:05:46,607 So I went to the bathroom and started vaping to calm down. 156 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:49,233 Then this weird-ass lady comes up to me, and I'm like, 157 00:05:49,317 --> 00:05:51,693 bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell 158 00:05:51,777 --> 00:05:53,069 of cotton candy? 159 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,612 Right, but the only thing I don't get 160 00:05:54,696 --> 00:05:56,405 is why they would handcuff you for vaping. 161 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,739 Because they're the worst! 162 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:58,865 Yeah, Amy, 'cause they're the worst. 163 00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:03,202 Also, I slapped a stewardess, real hard. 164 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:04,577 With my fist. 165 00:06:04,661 --> 00:06:06,078 Oh. 166 00:06:06,162 --> 00:06:08,246 So they were not the worst. 167 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:09,414 Oh, my God, are you mad at me? 168 00:06:09,498 --> 00:06:12,999 Oh, no, I messed this up. I am so sorry, Jake. 169 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,001 I really wanted this trip to go well 170 00:06:15,085 --> 00:06:17,586 and was looking forward to finally having a brother for the first time. 171 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,837 You know what, I'm just… I think I'm just gonna leave. 172 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,422 No, don't leave, okay? 173 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,756 It's fine. I get it. 174 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,716 It's so crazy that we're finally meeting each other. 175 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,508 So just forget about the plane. That's ancient history. 176 00:06:26,592 --> 00:06:27,801 Really? Yes. 177 00:06:27,885 --> 00:06:29,552 This trip was about us getting to know each other, 178 00:06:29,636 --> 00:06:30,803 so let's do that. Okay. 179 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:32,095 What's your favorite scene in Die Hard? 180 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:33,430 -Die what? -[MUMBLING] 181 00:06:33,514 --> 00:06:34,932 It's okay. It's okay. 182 00:06:35,265 --> 00:06:37,266 Um, when was the last time you saw your dad? 183 00:06:37,350 --> 00:06:39,727 I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times. 184 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:42,394 Ten if you count the time he sent his co-pilot Steve 185 00:06:42,478 --> 00:06:44,437 to hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover. 186 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:46,439 I remember Steve. He taught me how to shave. 187 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:48,232 He taught me how to shave. Where? 188 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:50,567 Steve was the best. Freakin' Steve. 189 00:06:50,651 --> 00:06:53,278 [WHIMPERING] 190 00:06:54,236 --> 00:06:55,320 [GROANING] 191 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:56,821 Jeffords, what are you still doing here? 192 00:06:56,905 --> 00:06:58,239 You're clearly injured. Go home. 193 00:06:58,323 --> 00:07:01,408 I'm totally fine. Here. I can prove it. 194 00:07:02,659 --> 00:07:05,411 [GROANING] 195 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,123 I'm fine. See? 196 00:07:11,874 --> 00:07:13,791 You can't have thought that went well for you. 197 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:16,584 It's okay, Sarge. Just admit you can't handle yoga. 198 00:07:16,668 --> 00:07:18,086 I can handle it fine. 199 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,370 I'm just a little sore from my real workouts. 200 00:07:20,713 --> 00:07:23,381 With weights. Now, I've got work to do. 201 00:07:23,673 --> 00:07:25,757 [GRUNTS] Oops. 202 00:07:25,841 --> 00:07:27,676 Dropped my phone. You know what? 203 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:29,385 My contract is up. 204 00:07:29,469 --> 00:07:31,512 It's time for an upgrade anyway. 205 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:32,804 [GRUNTS] 206 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:37,015 Scully? Huh? 207 00:07:37,099 --> 00:07:38,182 Where's your secret nap room? 208 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:40,142 I don't know what you're talking about. 209 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,811 Help me! Please! 210 00:07:44,854 --> 00:07:46,021 Couch. Space heater. 211 00:07:46,105 --> 00:07:48,064 We soundproof for maximum privacy. 212 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:50,358 And there's sodas and candy in the mini fridge. 213 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:52,985 This room's a little small. We had a big nap room, 214 00:07:53,069 --> 00:07:55,820 and you gave it to Gina to pump breast milk in, remember? 215 00:07:55,904 --> 00:07:57,070 Sorry, Scully. 216 00:07:57,154 --> 00:07:58,405 You tell anyone about this place, 217 00:07:58,489 --> 00:08:01,198 I will burn your life to the ground. 218 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:04,284 Oh, and there's a spray if you fart. 219 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:05,868 PERALTA: Okay, that is nothing. 220 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,703 The one parent-teacher conference my dad went to, 221 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,746 he had sex with my teacher on top of the diorama I made 222 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:12,130 of the first Thanksgiving. 223 00:08:12,415 --> 00:08:13,999 Oh, no, he ruined all your hard work. 224 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,208 Oh, not really, it was just a bunch of Smurfs on a plate. 225 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:17,376 -Oh. -KATE: He came to visit once, 226 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:20,128 and hooked up with my mom's entire book club. 227 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,213 She can't see a copy of A Prayer for Owen Meany without fully weeping. 228 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:24,548 [CHUCKLES] I don't know what that is. 229 00:08:24,632 --> 00:08:25,923 But enough about our dad. 230 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,550 What's going on in your life? Honestly, it's been a tough year. 231 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:29,884 I lost my job, 232 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,011 love of my life Kurt just broke up with me. 233 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,137 Oh, hey, Amy has seven brothers. 234 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,263 Maybe you could date one of them. 235 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,055 Oh, snap. I'm down to clown. 236 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:37,889 Which one has the best body? 237 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,766 Uh… Tony. 238 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,642 Right? It's very clearly Tony. 239 00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:43,144 I don't know why she hesitated. 240 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:45,186 Tony got bod. Tony it is. 241 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,022 Anyway, that's my boring life in Dallas. 242 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:49,690 But I'm here now, and I want to see the real New York. 243 00:08:49,774 --> 00:08:50,773 Let's like… 244 00:08:50,857 --> 00:08:51,858 Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge? 245 00:08:51,942 --> 00:08:53,817 Get tanked at the Times Square Olive Garden. 246 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,277 And get our pictures taken with a human statue. 247 00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:57,236 Right. The real New York. 248 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,738 Whenever you're ready. Hey, let me get dinner. 249 00:08:59,822 --> 00:09:01,156 I had like ten more drinks than you guys. 250 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,490 Oh, are you sure? Mmm-hmm. 251 00:09:02,574 --> 00:09:05,284 Wow, that is so sweet, and totally unnecessary… 252 00:09:05,368 --> 00:09:06,952 What are you doing? Life hack. 253 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,870 Hey, there's glass in my food! 254 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:10,245 BOTH: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God… 255 00:09:10,329 --> 00:09:11,929 What kind of restaurant is this? 256 00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:14,540 Where's Holt? He told me to come in here. 257 00:09:14,624 --> 00:09:16,374 Nope. That was me. 258 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,500 I've been recording his voice for the past two years, 259 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,461 and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say 260 00:09:20,545 --> 00:09:22,712 anything I want. Check it out. 261 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,183 HOLT'S VOICE [RECORDING]: Diaz. I. Need. 262 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,923 To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now. 263 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:30,134 Pretty cool, right? Watch this. 264 00:09:30,218 --> 00:09:31,843 Milk. Milk. Lemonade. 265 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:34,678 Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made. 266 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:36,097 That is amazing. Isn't it? 267 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,597 What do you want? To find you love. 268 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:38,890 Ugh. Come on! 269 00:09:38,974 --> 00:09:41,224 Check it out. Dannika, 34. 270 00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:43,269 The only female trader… Pass. 271 00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:44,685 Finance people are the worst. 272 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:47,062 Okay, well, take a gander at Jessica, 273 00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:48,521 professional stuntwoman 274 00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:51,357 just back from a surf trip in Bali… 275 00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:53,149 Pass. People who surf never shut up about it. 276 00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:55,360 Kinda true. You know who doesn't surf? Gabrielle. 277 00:09:55,444 --> 00:09:57,694 I'm out. Come on, Rosa. 278 00:09:57,778 --> 00:09:59,779 Give me a shot. If I mess it up, fine. 279 00:09:59,863 --> 00:10:01,447 I'll drop it, and I'll never bring it up again. 280 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,532 Fine. One date. That's all you get. 281 00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:06,408 -That's all I need. -HOLT'S VOICE: Hey. Diaz. 282 00:10:06,492 --> 00:10:08,619 Enjoy. Having. Sexual. Fun. 283 00:10:08,703 --> 00:10:10,995 With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend. 284 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,538 Get. Some. Get. Some. Get. Some. 285 00:10:13,622 --> 00:10:16,540 So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare. 286 00:10:16,624 --> 00:10:18,833 I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare. 287 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,517 Those are so much scarier. Yeah. 288 00:10:20,711 --> 00:10:22,086 She put glass in her food, Jake. 289 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:23,337 She's a con-woman. 290 00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:24,571 Look, she's a survivor. 291 00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:26,089 She's had a really hard life. 292 00:10:26,173 --> 00:10:27,839 And I thought it bad 'cause I would only see my dad 293 00:10:27,923 --> 00:10:29,424 for like an afternoon once a year, 294 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:32,843 but compared to her, I was a real D.J. Tanner. Full House. 295 00:10:32,927 --> 00:10:35,345 Her dad was always around. Yeah, I've seen Full House. 296 00:10:35,429 --> 00:10:38,097 Look, I'm sorry she's not what you expected. 297 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:39,307 She is a lot. 298 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,682 But she's my sister. And she's young, 299 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,433 and she just got out of a really bad breakup… 300 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,102 -[CRASHING] -KATE: Whoo! 301 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,395 [GIGGLING] 302 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,603 She's home. 303 00:10:47,687 --> 00:10:49,481 Kate! Are you okay? 304 00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:50,980 Sounds like you're breaking stuff. 305 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:53,649 Hey! I'm sorry, were we being too loud? 306 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,067 We? Oh, hey. I'm William. 307 00:10:56,151 --> 00:10:57,485 I thought you just wanted a picture. 308 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,529 Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here! 309 00:11:00,613 --> 00:11:02,822 Oh, no, he's my brother. That doesn't bother me. 310 00:11:02,906 --> 00:11:04,073 Okay, I'm going to bed. 311 00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:06,324 -[ALARM BEEPING] -Okay. 312 00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:08,243 Time to go home. 313 00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:10,494 [GROANS] 314 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,913 Oh, no. Terry can't move. 315 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,247 Terry needs help. 316 00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:19,042 [SCREAMING] Help… [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 317 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:23,711 Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere. 318 00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:26,505 Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants. 319 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:27,713 Look, I'm sorry about all this. 320 00:11:27,797 --> 00:11:28,923 I really thought she was gonna be like me. 321 00:11:29,007 --> 00:11:30,258 But scamming restaurants 322 00:11:30,383 --> 00:11:31,716 and hooking up with street performers, 323 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,052 she is 100% my dad. 324 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:34,635 Look, it's a two-day trip. 325 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,637 We just need to survive the next 18 hours. 326 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,471 Sure, sure. And, you know, I sat through 327 00:11:38,555 --> 00:11:40,472 a whole play once, so I can get through anything. 328 00:11:40,556 --> 00:11:42,224 I took you to that play, and you said you loved it. 329 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:43,683 -Because I did. -KATE: Well, 330 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,144 55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint 331 00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:48,270 will not come off. Gross. 332 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:50,187 Anyway, my astrologer is always telling me 333 00:11:50,271 --> 00:11:51,689 everything happens for a reason, 334 00:11:51,773 --> 00:11:53,773 and I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me? 335 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,191 But now I know why. 336 00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:57,025 So I would leave Dallas and move to New York 337 00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:58,402 to be near you! 338 00:11:58,486 --> 00:12:00,612 Whoa, really? I mean, that's great, 339 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,612 but, you know, it's so expensive here. 340 00:12:02,696 --> 00:12:03,780 I'll be fine. 341 00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:05,656 I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass. 342 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:08,575 I'm a New Yorker now. Fuggedaboutit! 343 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,661 [CHUCKLES] Yes. 344 00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:12,078 Forget about it. 345 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:16,539 Babe, what are we gonna do? 346 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:18,331 My sister cannot move here. 347 00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:20,584 I'll just tell her it's a bad idea, and she shouldn't do it. 348 00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:21,876 Ugh, but I'm the only family she has. 349 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,419 I don't want to hurt her feelings 350 00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:24,586 and send her into a downward spiral. 351 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,004 She slept with a tin man, Jake. 352 00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:27,588 I don't think the spiral goes any further down. 353 00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:28,881 Right. Wait, I've got it. 354 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:29,965 The only reason Kate wants to move here 355 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,174 is because Kurt dumped her, 356 00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:32,675 but what if we can get him to take her back? 357 00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:34,426 Then she would definitely want to stay in Dallas! 358 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:37,011 Ooh, that's smart, but what if he's a rational person 359 00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:38,762 and he doesn't want to be with her anymore? 360 00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:40,555 Not a problem. I found his Facebook page. 361 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,182 He just posted a black and white photo of a dead flower 362 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:43,765 with the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever" 363 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,199 and "love is dead." [GASPS] 364 00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:46,976 He misses her for some reason. Amy, this is it. 365 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,603 He clearly already wants to get back together. 366 00:12:48,687 --> 00:12:50,312 All we have to do is convince him to fly here. 367 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:51,855 Jake, this might work. Yes! 368 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,439 But are we actually gonna do this? 369 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,024 Are we really going to fly a man to New York City 370 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,025 just to ensure that my new sister doesn't move here? 371 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,526 KATE: Hey, Amy, do you have a morning-after pill 372 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,861 I could bomb? I will get you back. 373 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,946 Use. My. Miles. 374 00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,071 Boyle, have you seen Sergeant Jeffords? 375 00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:08,032 Oh, do you mean Sore-gent Jeff-hurts? 376 00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:09,366 He didn't make it home last night, Boyle. 377 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:11,368 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. You should be. 378 00:13:11,743 --> 00:13:13,036 He could be in grave danger, 379 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,828 and you just flippantly called him Sore-gent. 380 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,705 Oh, my God. I'm the worst. Who does that? 381 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:18,039 Well, his car's still here, 382 00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,540 so I don't think he ever left the building. 383 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,958 He's probably fine. What? 384 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,834 Then why did you make me feel so bad? 385 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:23,918 To teach you a lesson about 386 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:26,086 about the destructive power of wordplay. 387 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,255 Now, where could he be? 388 00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:31,381 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 389 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,008 Why are we going home? 390 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:35,218 We haven't even done the Sex and the City tour. 391 00:13:35,302 --> 00:13:36,676 Oh, my gosh, I am such a 392 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,720 "that one who fell through the sidewalk hole." 393 00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,679 Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited 394 00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:42,056 you're moving here, we thought, 395 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,682 why not go straight home and celebrate at exactly 8:00? 396 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:46,308 Kate. Kurt? 397 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,435 Kurt? The Kurt? What? Oh, my God, 398 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:49,977 what are the chances? 399 00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:51,938 Kate, you didn't tell us how handsome Kurt is. 400 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:53,272 I love your 401 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,023 jean shorts. 402 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,732 Babe, breaking up with you 403 00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:58,858 was the biggest mistake of my life. 404 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:00,985 It was? Oh, my God, he flew all the way 405 00:14:01,069 --> 00:14:04,029 to New York to tell me that. That's so romantic. 406 00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:05,530 PERALTA: It's beautiful, really. 407 00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:06,864 You're not even allowed to leave the state. 408 00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:07,989 What's that now? One more time? 409 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:09,658 You think I'm gonna let my skank parole officer 410 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:11,116 stand in the way of true love? 411 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,535 Kurt! 412 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:15,287 He seems like a cool guy. 413 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:16,996 Jeffords isn't in the evidence locker. 414 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,205 He's not in the file room, either. 415 00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,331 I mean, there's nowhere left to hide. I'm worried. 416 00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:23,625 Actually, I think I know where he is. 417 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,294 I could take you there, but you need to wear blindfolds. 418 00:14:26,378 --> 00:14:27,586 BOTH: No. Okay. 419 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,837 I guess he'll just die in Supply Closet F, then. 420 00:14:29,921 --> 00:14:30,922 He's in Supply Closet F! 421 00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:32,257 Great work. 422 00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:35,175 I'm sorry. I feel so stupid. 423 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:38,178 Oh, it's okay. They tricked you somehow. 424 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,472 I still love you, buddy. 425 00:14:43,264 --> 00:14:45,848 Oh, thank God, you found me! Jeffords, are you okay? 426 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:47,684 Charles was right. I couldn't handle yoga. 427 00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:48,934 Well, we're here to help. 428 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,811 I'll get a couple officers to help lift you up. 429 00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:52,937 No need. I can handle this. 430 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:54,854 Charles, there's no way you can lift me. 431 00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:56,940 Yoga's given me great bone strength, Terry. 432 00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,941 So get ready, 433 00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:00,985 you're about to enter the bone zone. 434 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:02,611 -Not a thing. -[SHUSHING] 435 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,903 ["UP WHERE WE BELONG" PLAYING] 436 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,490 ♪ Love lift us up where we belong ♪ 437 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:16,329 ♪ Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high ♪ 438 00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:20,247 Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle. 439 00:15:20,456 --> 00:15:21,748 Hi. Sparks. 440 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:24,000 Well, I'm gonna take off. You two have fun. 441 00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:25,876 HOLT'S VOICE: Get. Some. 442 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,586 I made a mobile version. 443 00:15:27,753 --> 00:15:29,004 So, what are you drinking? 444 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:30,188 I'll have a margarita. 445 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,672 But, like, a skinny margarita. 446 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,258 So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave. 447 00:15:35,342 --> 00:15:37,802 Mmm. I refuse to order that. You don't have to. 448 00:15:37,927 --> 00:15:39,885 I heard her. What do you want? 449 00:15:39,969 --> 00:15:40,970 Just take your cheapest whiskey 450 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,137 and pour it into your nearest glass. 451 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,139 That's a drink. So, with this diet 452 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:47,392 that I'm on, you can eat anything that's clear. 453 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,476 Mmm. Like rice noodles, 454 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:51,102 pineapple gummi bears… 455 00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:52,811 So Kurt and I talked, 456 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:56,272 and I'm sorry, Jake, I know I said I'd stay in New York, 457 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,189 but I can't give up on this guy. 458 00:15:58,273 --> 00:16:00,108 Especially not after he flew out here for me. 459 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,152 Well, sounds like the universe just really wants you to be in Dallas. 460 00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:05,386 But on a personal note, it is such a bummer. 461 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:06,863 I just missed her so much. 462 00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:08,155 And so did the kids. 463 00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:09,281 Oh, you have kids? 464 00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:10,990 Kurt has six. 465 00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,450 Who's watching them now? 466 00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:13,908 The state. Oh, fun. 467 00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:16,120 -We're getting to know Kurt. -[KNOCK AT DOOR] 468 00:16:16,412 --> 00:16:18,579 Ooh, hey, sorry, the door was unlocked, 469 00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:19,829 so I opened it. Is Kate here? 470 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,414 -[CLEARS THROAT] -WILLIAM: Oh, hey. 471 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,165 I think I left my wallet in your couch bed. 472 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,416 Uh, have you seen it? 473 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,167 It's silver. Babe, who is this? 474 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,251 Babe? That's William. 475 00:16:27,335 --> 00:16:28,961 He is a human statue I know. 476 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,420 Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, William. 477 00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:31,796 We don't have your wallet. Bye. 478 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,048 Did you have sex with this silver man? 479 00:16:34,257 --> 00:16:36,299 Did you cheat on me? We were broken up. 480 00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:38,675 And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating. 481 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:40,469 'Cause you were sad all the time. 482 00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:42,387 'Cause my mom died. Oh, no. 483 00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:44,264 In March. That's so recent. 484 00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:45,972 Fine. I'm sorry, Kurt. I'm sorry. 485 00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:47,807 What? No, don't apologize to this guy. 486 00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:49,600 He's a dick. Excuse me? 487 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,101 You're not good enough for my sister. 488 00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:52,894 I didn't realize you were this tall. 489 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,978 Kurt. She's not going anywhere with you. 490 00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:57,105 Take your jean shorts and the butt that's in them 491 00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:58,522 and get out of my apartment. 492 00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:00,107 What the hell, man? You're the one who flew me out here 493 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:02,108 and begged me to bring her back to Dallas. 494 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,736 Just… Kate! 495 00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,362 Tsk. 496 00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:08,238 You begged him to get rid of me? 497 00:17:08,363 --> 00:17:11,949 Uh… Hey! 498 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,409 Found my wallet. 499 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:18,662 [ROBOTIC SOUNDS] 500 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:28,544 Thanks, guys. 501 00:17:29,335 --> 00:17:31,003 Have a blessed day. 502 00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:33,964 [ROBOTIC SOUNDS] 503 00:17:36,215 --> 00:17:38,092 So he was a robot man. 504 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,052 So you were trying to get rid of me. 505 00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,512 I mean… [SIGHS] Yeah, kinda. 506 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,554 But I also just told off Kurt for being a jerk to you, 507 00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:47,348 so who's to say which thing we should focus on? 508 00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,307 Anyways, let's go to Olive Garden and get tanked. 509 00:17:49,391 --> 00:17:51,558 No, I won't, because that place is for family. 510 00:17:51,642 --> 00:17:52,643 Ah, that stings. 511 00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:54,310 Look, we're still family. 512 00:17:54,394 --> 00:17:55,770 I just didn't think you should be moving to New York. 513 00:17:55,854 --> 00:17:57,563 The whole plan seemed a little, 514 00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,107 how do I put this delicately, psychotic. 515 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:03,067 I didn't ask you to be a part of my life, Jake. You asked me. 516 00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,943 I was perfectly happy in Dallas 517 00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:07,403 with no dad and a dead mom, 518 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,321 being walked all over by Kurt and his kids. 519 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:10,822 That doesn't sound like a great situation. 520 00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:12,573 Yeah, it's bad, okay? 521 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:14,741 Which is why when I got a call out of the blue 522 00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:16,617 that I had a brother who wanted to meet me, 523 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,494 I got a little excited. I'm so sorry. 524 00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,870 I was excited too, but we don't know each other. 525 00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:22,454 You shouldn't move here just for me. 526 00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:23,914 Don't worry. I'm going back to Dallas. 527 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,957 You won't ever have to see me again. 528 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,293 Until, that is, I'm on The Voice, 529 00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:30,001 at which point, you'll see me… 530 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:33,045 [OUT OF TUNE] ♪ Everywhere! ♪ 531 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,338 Oh. Oh, you don't like my singing? 532 00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:38,298 Well, good, because that is the last time you get it, 533 00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:44,970 [OUT OF TUNE] ♪ For free! ♪ 534 00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:49,948 She's gonna do bad on The Voice. 535 00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:52,475 So, how'd it go last night? 536 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:55,644 Worst date I've ever been on. Oh, no, that sucks. 537 00:18:55,728 --> 00:18:57,645 Then why are you coming in to work so late? 538 00:18:57,729 --> 00:19:00,231 It's almost like you spent the night somewhere. 539 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,775 I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's? 540 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,233 Wait, what? How do you know that? 541 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,152 Because Aubrey is my friend, 542 00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:08,570 and she was the real set-up all along. 543 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:09,904 No, no, no, no, no. 544 00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:12,771 Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you. 545 00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:15,241 I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy. 546 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:19,452 And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita. 547 00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:21,204 Nicely done. Aubrey is great. 548 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:22,620 We're going to dinner again tonight. 549 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,289 Whoo! I owe you an apology. 550 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,706 You're a great matchmaker. 551 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,040 Thank you. And you know what? 552 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,125 I'm just glad that you found the courage 553 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,793 to tell me how great I am. It means so much. 554 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:34,505 Whatever. Have a fun night. 555 00:19:35,046 --> 00:19:36,338 This is not on us. 556 00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:37,757 I mean, it was crazy for her to think moving to New York 557 00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:38,840 was a good idea, right? 558 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,717 Yes, it was unrealistic. 559 00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:43,218 Just like Mongkut thinking a ten-year-old American girl 560 00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:46,637 would pay his bail and help him seek vengeance on his brother. 561 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,138 You know, when I'm not distracted by this, 562 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:49,306 I'd really love to hear the full Mongkut story. 563 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,431 It gets dark. Yup. 564 00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:53,017 Look, your sister is a lot to take. 565 00:19:53,101 --> 00:19:54,100 You shouldn't feel bad 566 00:19:54,184 --> 00:19:55,769 that you don't want her around constantly. 567 00:19:55,853 --> 00:19:57,019 Right? I mean, we can have a relationship 568 00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:59,104 and still live in separate cities. 569 00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:00,521 I'd love to see her, like, 570 00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:04,274 once a year for an afternoon, or… 571 00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:05,776 Oh, crap. What? 572 00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:07,902 Oh, something just dawned on you. 573 00:20:07,986 --> 00:20:09,862 Yeah, I got to go to the airport. 574 00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:14,991 KATE: This is ridiculous. Listen, the choice is yours. 575 00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:17,784 Lawsuit, or upgrade me to business class. 576 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,785 Ball's in your court, pal! Hey! 577 00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,161 Kate, officers, what's going on here? 578 00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:23,829 This woman said she cut her hand on a ticketing kiosk, 579 00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:26,113 but somebody saw her pull out a bag of glass. 580 00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:27,916 That's my healing glass, and legally, 581 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,042 you can't ask about it. What kind of airport is this? 582 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:32,377 Okay, I'm with the NYPD. I got it from here. 583 00:20:32,669 --> 00:20:34,337 Thanks, guys. 584 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,171 What do you want? To apologize. 585 00:20:36,255 --> 00:20:38,088 Look, I was trying to get rid of you. 586 00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,341 Because you're a little bit of a mess, kinda like Dad. 587 00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,092 Oh, I'm definitely a mess. But I was being like dad too. 588 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,676 I was trying to have a relationship with you, 589 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,178 completely on my own terms. 590 00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:48,179 And we both know from personal experience, 591 00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:50,388 that's a really crappy way to treat a family member. 592 00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:51,807 It is. 593 00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:54,141 Thank you for saying that, Jake. 594 00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,935 And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you. 595 00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:59,312 Oh. Um… I'm joking. 596 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:01,814 I'm going back to Dallas. Don't worry. 597 00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:04,357 But maybe we can keep in touch. 598 00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:06,483 I would really like that. 599 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,610 Man, I was worried you were never gonna want to see me again. 600 00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:11,445 Are you kidding? The way you stood up for me with Kurt, 601 00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:13,988 you're a great big brother. 602 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,990 And I have so many other enemies. 603 00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:18,491 You're gonna be real busy. Oh. 604 00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:20,535 Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. 605 00:21:20,619 --> 00:21:22,161 Come here. 606 00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:25,997 Noice. Toit. 607 00:21:27,915 --> 00:21:29,749 All right, sis, have a safe flight. No vaping. 608 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,001 [OUT OF TUNE] ♪ No promises! ♪ 609 00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:33,852 She is bad at singing.