1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:02,936 [COOING] 2 00:00:03,561 --> 00:00:04,979 -Pigeon's still here? -Yeah. 3 00:00:05,104 --> 00:00:06,272 No matter what we do, he just won't leave. 4 00:00:06,356 --> 00:00:08,315 The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 5 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:09,985 No, I'm definitely not. When you should 6 00:00:10,069 --> 00:00:11,487 be thinking like a bird. 7 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:14,865 This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon. 8 00:00:15,032 --> 00:00:17,367 On my mark, I will turn on this fan, 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,203 gently startling our bird due east, 10 00:00:19,328 --> 00:00:21,663 into the file box canyon, where he will 11 00:00:21,747 --> 00:00:23,665 encounter Charles holding two pot lids. 12 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:25,000 He'll bang them together, 13 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:27,253 forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there 14 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:28,629 and out of the ceiling there, 15 00:00:28,713 --> 00:00:30,673 where he will be greeted by scary Rosa 16 00:00:30,757 --> 00:00:32,258 holding a scary picture of an owl. 17 00:00:32,342 --> 00:00:33,718 Now he's playing our game. 18 00:00:33,885 --> 00:00:36,012 He'll veer left, into an upside down garbage can 19 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:37,597 propped up by a hockey stick 20 00:00:37,681 --> 00:00:39,056 and connected to a string that Gina is holding. 21 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,725 She pulls it, he is trapped, 22 00:00:40,809 --> 00:00:42,393 and Terry releases him outside. 23 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,896 Terry hates birds. Okay, little friend. 24 00:00:45,064 --> 00:00:46,690 Let's get you home to mama. 25 00:00:46,774 --> 00:00:48,734 -[CHOPPING] -[SCREAMS] 26 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:51,237 Oh, God. It flew right into the fan! 27 00:00:51,404 --> 00:00:54,073 It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere! 28 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:57,076 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 29 00:01:14,386 --> 00:01:15,887 Hey, Boyle. Hey, Jake. 30 00:01:15,971 --> 00:01:17,055 Wait, what? Hey, Jake. 31 00:01:17,139 --> 00:01:18,932 Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here? 32 00:01:19,016 --> 00:01:21,268 I thought we agreed to meet only once a year for the Halloween Heist. 33 00:01:21,352 --> 00:01:23,437 I'm here to deliver your quarterly NutriBoom shipment. 34 00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:25,648 It comes with both the amino acid reducer 35 00:01:25,732 --> 00:01:27,900 and extra amino acid, so you get the perfect balance. 36 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:30,653 What? No. I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe. 37 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:32,905 I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme. 38 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:35,032 First off, it's not a pyramid scheme. 39 00:01:35,116 --> 00:01:38,035 It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through medical marketing entity. 40 00:01:38,119 --> 00:01:39,746 And secondly, you signed the contract. 41 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,540 "Permission to charge my card quarterly 42 00:01:41,624 --> 00:01:42,999 "for the next 85 years." 43 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:44,793 This is written in white ink on white paper. 44 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:46,836 They do it that way so you can't read it. 45 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,588 Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract. 46 00:01:48,672 --> 00:01:49,673 Canceling? If it was that easy 47 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:52,133 to get out, would I be here scamming my closest friends? 48 00:01:52,217 --> 00:01:53,635 We're your closest friends? 49 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:54,803 What… Whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment. 50 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:56,972 Jake, piece of advice, just give up. 51 00:01:57,057 --> 00:01:58,808 It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest 52 00:01:58,892 --> 00:02:00,268 -is a white flag. -BILL: That reminds me, Charles, 53 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:01,769 your shipment's downstairs. Great. 54 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:03,271 I'll help you bring it up. Charles, no. 55 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:05,189 We're gonna go down to that office and fight this thing. 56 00:02:05,273 --> 00:02:06,482 I need that money for my honeymoon. 57 00:02:06,566 --> 00:02:08,651 Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line? 58 00:02:08,735 --> 00:02:09,944 And your money. Eh. 59 00:02:10,028 --> 00:02:11,487 Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard. 60 00:02:11,571 --> 00:02:12,613 Let's go. For the honeymoon 61 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:13,864 and no other reason. All right. 62 00:02:13,948 --> 00:02:14,949 Sergeant Santiago, 63 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,910 commander of the Nine-Nine's uniformed officers, 64 00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:19,538 reporting for duty. Hey! 65 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:22,833 My first order as Sergeant, tell me I look dope. 66 00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:24,751 -You look dope. -HOLT: You won't be abusing 67 00:02:24,835 --> 00:02:26,753 your power like this with the officers downstairs, will you? 68 00:02:26,837 --> 00:02:28,338 No! No, of course not. 69 00:02:28,422 --> 00:02:29,756 I'm just excited for my first day. 70 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,425 Yes, I remember my first day as a sergeant. 71 00:02:31,509 --> 00:02:32,759 I bet. My Uncle Geoffrey 72 00:02:32,843 --> 00:02:35,180 was struck by a subway and maimed. 73 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,307 Oh. But the work aspect 74 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,433 was quite exciting. 75 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:39,934 Are you ready for your first briefing? 76 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:41,936 Yes, I am fully prepared. 77 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,772 I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away. 78 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:47,317 Just be confident, deliberate and firm. 79 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,526 You'll know you have their respect 80 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:50,737 when you can take a moment… 81 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:52,740 [POURING DELIBERATELY] 82 00:02:56,619 --> 00:02:58,579 And still keep their attention. 83 00:02:58,663 --> 00:03:00,581 Amazing. That was captivating as hell. 84 00:03:00,665 --> 00:03:02,041 HOLT: My recommendation would be you start with 85 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:03,417 a small, attainable goal, 86 00:03:03,501 --> 00:03:04,793 something you can accomplish quickly, 87 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,253 perfectly and publicly. 88 00:03:06,337 --> 00:03:09,925 The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals. 89 00:03:11,051 --> 00:03:13,178 Cool. That's not a ton of pressure. 90 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:14,512 Well, it was meant to be. 91 00:03:14,596 --> 00:03:15,597 Pressure's an important part of success. 92 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:17,807 Just remember, you represent 93 00:03:17,891 --> 00:03:19,810 all Latina policewomen right now. 94 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,521 Thanks. 95 00:03:24,857 --> 00:03:26,941 Hello. Welcome to NutriServices. 96 00:03:27,025 --> 00:03:29,529 I'm Angela. How can I heal you today? 97 00:03:29,696 --> 00:03:30,988 Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting. 98 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,615 So not a big deal, there was just 99 00:03:32,699 --> 00:03:34,075 a little bit of a mix-up 100 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:35,451 and we need to cancel our NutriContracts. 101 00:03:35,535 --> 00:03:37,745 Absolutely. It happens all the time. 102 00:03:37,829 --> 00:03:39,330 All you need to do is sign a few things. 103 00:03:39,414 --> 00:03:41,749 Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up. 104 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,793 I'll also need $10,000. What's that? I'm sorry. 105 00:03:43,877 --> 00:03:45,087 It's payment for the last shipment. 106 00:03:45,171 --> 00:03:47,089 Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee 107 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:49,091 plus something we call a coward's charge. 108 00:03:49,175 --> 00:03:50,884 And that comes to $10,000. 109 00:03:50,968 --> 00:03:52,344 Congratulations. Thank you. 110 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:54,346 I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included? 111 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:55,597 Charles, no. 112 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:56,890 Angela… Yes? How can I 113 00:03:56,974 --> 00:03:58,141 heal you today? Please stop saying that. 114 00:03:58,225 --> 00:03:59,476 Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant 115 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,727 robot person, but there's no way 116 00:04:00,811 --> 00:04:02,104 we're giving you any more money. 117 00:04:02,188 --> 00:04:03,981 Oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. 118 00:04:04,065 --> 00:04:07,985 For the no payment option, you just need to sign here. 119 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:09,738 "Enrollment in NutriCore"? 120 00:04:09,863 --> 00:04:11,114 It's our charity organization. 121 00:04:11,198 --> 00:04:12,824 "Pay off your contracts in labor hours 122 00:04:12,908 --> 00:04:15,618 "under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman." 123 00:04:15,702 --> 00:04:17,078 "Docter" is spelled with an E? 124 00:04:17,162 --> 00:04:19,080 It's the British spelling That can't be right. 125 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:21,667 All right, look. I didn't wanna have to do this, 126 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:23,711 but we're in the NYPD. 127 00:04:23,795 --> 00:04:25,379 And if you don't cooperate, we'll have no choice 128 00:04:25,463 --> 00:04:26,839 but to file a report against the company. 129 00:04:26,923 --> 00:04:29,049 You signed a contract, and that is binding. 130 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:31,093 No one gets special treatment, Officer. 131 00:04:31,177 --> 00:04:32,553 Not even Jay. Who? 132 00:04:32,637 --> 00:04:34,179 Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman. 133 00:04:34,263 --> 00:04:35,931 Oh, no way. The guy from Super Troopers? 134 00:04:36,015 --> 00:04:37,683 Yep. He was also in Beerfest. 135 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,144 Now I have to get back to work, 136 00:04:39,228 --> 00:04:42,105 but allow me to introduce you to our complaint specialist. 137 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:45,316 This is Phil. He's been assigned to intimidate you. 138 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,943 Congratulations. Thank you! 139 00:04:47,027 --> 00:04:48,529 Charles, stop thanking her. 140 00:04:50,113 --> 00:04:53,074 Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago 141 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:54,951 and I'm your new commanding officer. 142 00:04:55,035 --> 00:04:57,371 I have big plans for us, but it's always best 143 00:04:57,455 --> 00:05:00,916 to start with something small and do it perfectly. 144 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,044 So… 145 00:05:03,294 --> 00:05:04,838 [POURING DELIBERATELY] 146 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:07,715 Sergeant, I know what we should start with. 147 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:10,468 Oh, I'm sorry, Officer… Jennings. Gary Jennings. 148 00:05:10,552 --> 00:05:12,386 Officer Jennings, I already have a plan. 149 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:14,054 Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought 150 00:05:14,138 --> 00:05:15,140 you were looking for suggestions, 151 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:16,433 which I have a lot of. Nope. 152 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,102 Not why I paused. 153 00:05:18,435 --> 00:05:20,645 Anyway, our first order of business will be 154 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:24,066 updating the filing system, so… 155 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,611 We should use barcodes. No, no, no, no. 156 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,029 No need to jump in. 157 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:30,447 I already have a system in mind. 158 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,823 Okay, well you just keep stopping, 159 00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:33,242 so I thought… Ah… To pour water. 160 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:35,161 Because I'm thirsty. Got it. Great. 161 00:05:35,245 --> 00:05:38,540 Now, let's get into the details of this with… 162 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:40,083 Oh, my God! What, Gary? 163 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,858 You're spilling water everywhere. 164 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,171 Yes, I am. 165 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:47,507 Because our first order of business 166 00:05:47,591 --> 00:05:49,384 is cleaning this floor. 167 00:05:50,218 --> 00:05:51,929 Charles! Charles, come here. 168 00:05:52,054 --> 00:05:53,096 I figured out how to get our money back. 169 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:54,807 I knew you'd save our honeymoon. 170 00:05:55,141 --> 00:05:56,183 My honeymoon. Whatever. 171 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:57,476 Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom 172 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,061 is a massive financial scam, right? 173 00:05:59,145 --> 00:06:01,188 If we can prove that, we could take down the whole company. 174 00:06:01,272 --> 00:06:02,606 Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on? 175 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,483 They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen 176 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:06,026 the CEO's wife in years. 177 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,236 People think she's been murdered. 178 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,779 That's just a rumor. All right, here's the plan, 179 00:06:08,863 --> 00:06:10,156 we infiltrate their headquarters 180 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,491 and get their financial records. 181 00:06:11,575 --> 00:06:12,992 But how do we get in, you ask? 182 00:06:13,076 --> 00:06:15,245 By attending today's meeting of President's Club 183 00:06:15,329 --> 00:06:16,663 Admiral Level NutriMasters 184 00:06:16,747 --> 00:06:18,248 at the NutriTower Life Base. I don't know, 185 00:06:18,332 --> 00:06:19,958 they know we're cops, we can't just walk in. 186 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,292 Correct. We can't walk right in, 187 00:06:21,376 --> 00:06:23,044 but we know someone who's a high-level 188 00:06:23,128 --> 00:06:24,671 NutriBoom distributor who can. 189 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:26,381 And he look exactly like you. 190 00:06:26,465 --> 00:06:27,883 Hey, guys. I don't know. 191 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,051 You really think it'll work? 192 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:30,135 PERALTA: Charles, it has to. 193 00:06:30,219 --> 00:06:32,847 It's for our honeymoon. [GASPS] 194 00:06:32,931 --> 00:06:34,432 You said "our." 195 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:37,768 PERALTA: Okay, the meeting 196 00:06:37,852 --> 00:06:39,478 at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours. 197 00:06:39,562 --> 00:06:40,855 Charles, you're going as Bill 198 00:06:40,939 --> 00:06:42,481 and I'm going as one of your NutriCruits. 199 00:06:42,565 --> 00:06:43,732 Bill, did you bring those things I asked for? 200 00:06:43,816 --> 00:06:44,985 Yep, all of my belongings that you'll need 201 00:06:45,069 --> 00:06:46,820 are in this suitcase. 202 00:06:46,904 --> 00:06:48,614 [VIBRATING] 203 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:50,991 Why is it vibrating? Is your cell phone in here? 204 00:06:51,075 --> 00:06:53,577 No. [LAUGHS] I'm sure it's not a sex toy. 205 00:06:53,661 --> 00:06:54,661 All right, these people really know Bill, 206 00:06:54,745 --> 00:06:56,079 so you're gonna have to become him. 207 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:57,539 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 208 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,473 but Bill, tell us all about yourself. 209 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,127 Let's start with my whole family history. 210 00:07:02,461 --> 00:07:04,547 I was abandoned at a playground as an infant. 211 00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:06,007 And here I am. 212 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:07,466 Oh. That was the whole thing. 213 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,136 Well, sad. But easier than remembering a bunch of names. 214 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,804 Okay, tell us more. 215 00:07:11,888 --> 00:07:13,681 Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by. 216 00:07:13,765 --> 00:07:16,726 Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew, Big Dave, Super Thick… 217 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:18,019 Just write them all down for us. 218 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,803 And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is… 219 00:07:20,939 --> 00:07:21,982 Two. One. 220 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,068 -Zero. -BOTH: Ahh. 221 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:30,783 BOTH: Hello. Hello. 222 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,367 That's it. Okay, now let's work 223 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,578 on your wink. 224 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,038 Almost. Now think, 225 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:40,793 only you and I know our naughty little secret. 226 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,295 Mmm-hmm. 227 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,047 Okay, I think Boyle's ready. 228 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,381 That's a no-go, amigo. 229 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,716 If you really wanna pass as me, 230 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,800 you're gonna need to learn my patented 231 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,385 neck massage technique. 232 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,637 I think I've learned enough. Yeah, I don't 233 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:51,721 really see that coming up. 234 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,155 Thanks for your help, Bill. 235 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,391 So how did your first briefing go, Sergeant? 236 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,227 Did you give the squad a simple goal? 237 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,188 Mmm-hmm. Revamping the filing system. 238 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,357 Mmm, smart. Sounds very easy. 239 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,483 Mmm. I assume it's been 240 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,767 a success? Oh… [SCOFFS] 241 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,820 Yes. It's been 242 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,905 all types of successes. 243 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:12,201 Rousing, resounding, smashing. [CHUCKLES] 244 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,662 Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure 245 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:16,373 is for failures. 246 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:17,791 Good thing I'm not a failure. 247 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,251 [LAUGHS] 248 00:08:19,626 --> 00:08:22,004 Guys, I lied. My briefing was a total failure. 249 00:08:22,129 --> 00:08:23,713 But you told Captain Holt it went great 250 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:24,965 in such a normal way. 251 00:08:25,049 --> 00:08:26,299 I'm a terrible manager. 252 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,802 I've got this super eager know-it-all on my squad 253 00:08:28,886 --> 00:08:30,762 who keeps derailing me with all his ideas 254 00:08:30,846 --> 00:08:32,097 and I can't get anything done. 255 00:08:32,181 --> 00:08:33,724 -Aw, you got an Amy. -[LAUGHTER] 256 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:35,017 Oh, she's got an Amy. It's pretty normal. 257 00:08:35,101 --> 00:08:36,394 Yeah, she got one of her, right? 258 00:08:36,478 --> 00:08:37,812 Like a pet. Takes one to know one, 259 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,855 I guess. No, he is not an Amy. 260 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:41,274 I am nothing like Gary. 261 00:08:41,441 --> 00:08:42,900 Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy 262 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:45,152 -are the exact same name. -JEFFORDS: Let me ask you this, 263 00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:46,946 did he already send you nine follow-up emails 264 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:49,115 about the briefing? No. 265 00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:51,243 It was 30. You got an Amy. 266 00:08:51,368 --> 00:08:54,037 Guys, I think I would know if my Gary was an Amy. 267 00:08:54,121 --> 00:08:55,122 [SCOFFS] 268 00:08:55,247 --> 00:08:56,790 Hey, Gary. What you reading? The new issue 269 00:08:56,874 --> 00:08:57,974 of Stationary Monthly. 270 00:08:58,084 --> 00:08:59,251 Yeah, I have an Amy. 271 00:09:00,503 --> 00:09:01,795 Bill. Is that you? 272 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:05,758 Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello. 273 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,384 You seem different. Nope. 274 00:09:07,593 --> 00:09:08,969 I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout 275 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:11,973 who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee and shaves his armpits. 276 00:09:12,057 --> 00:09:14,142 Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up. 277 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:15,685 New NutriCruit? Boom, boom! 278 00:09:15,769 --> 00:09:17,645 Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. 279 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:20,440 And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture. 280 00:09:20,524 --> 00:09:21,899 Let me in. Let me in! Let me in! [LAUGHS] 281 00:09:21,983 --> 00:09:25,153 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 282 00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:28,157 Okay, get up there. 283 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:30,534 PERALTA: Man, everybody here is so creepy. 284 00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:32,368 Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully? 285 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:35,497 Boom, boom, Bill! Boom, boom! 286 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:36,707 Yeah, that tracks. 287 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:37,958 All right, let's get a move on. 288 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:39,793 The longer I stay here, the more horrified I get. 289 00:09:39,877 --> 00:09:41,211 I know. Have you seen all these posters 290 00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:43,338 of David Stovelman's wife, Debby? 291 00:09:43,422 --> 00:09:45,341 "I'm happy healthy and alive." 292 00:09:45,425 --> 00:09:47,510 Oh, Debbie dead. Debbie real dead. 293 00:09:47,594 --> 00:09:48,928 All right, Bill said that the offices 294 00:09:49,012 --> 00:09:50,305 are behind that roped-off area. 295 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,931 [SIGHS] We're gonna need a distraction. 296 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:53,600 Well, if I know cults, this meeting will start 297 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:55,643 with an insanely over-the-top nonsense video. 298 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:57,187 -Huh. -EMCEE [ON TV]: Hello, Admirals. 299 00:09:57,271 --> 00:09:58,855 Please turn your eyes to the monitors 300 00:09:58,939 --> 00:10:01,775 for a special hello from NutriBoom elite, Jay Chandrasekhar. 301 00:10:01,859 --> 00:10:03,778 Boom, boom, everybody! 302 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,529 ALL: Boom, boom, Jay! 303 00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:06,906 And there's our distraction. When I first met 304 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,074 Docter David Stovelman, 305 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:10,910 I had no idea my amino acids could be so high 306 00:10:10,994 --> 00:10:12,829 or so low. 307 00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:15,164 SANTIAGO: Ugh, guys. 308 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,208 Gary is killing my productivity. 309 00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:19,710 Terry, how did you used to deal with having an Amy? 310 00:10:19,794 --> 00:10:21,963 I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great. 311 00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:23,590 Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning. 312 00:10:23,674 --> 00:10:25,550 Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with, 313 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:26,635 I'd pull rank. 314 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,555 Did that work? No. Not even once. 315 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,014 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 316 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,349 Well, you could always just wait for Gary 317 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,059 to find his Jake and then eventually, 318 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,061 over time, they'll each become 10% easier to deal with. 319 00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,521 Gary will never find love. 320 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,064 He is unlovable. 321 00:10:39,149 --> 00:10:40,650 Gina, what do I do? No, I don't know 322 00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:41,859 how to deal with an Amy. 323 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:45,279 But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. 324 00:10:45,363 --> 00:10:48,116 She's such a pill. She's so into her baby 325 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,159 and not into the other babies and it's like, 326 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,452 "Oh, cool, well, congrats. 327 00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:52,829 "Your baby rolled over early." 328 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,372 Like, who cares? I don't have time 329 00:10:54,456 --> 00:10:56,916 for this, Gina, And that is how 330 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,050 you deal with an Amy. 331 00:10:58,252 --> 00:11:00,212 You talk about something she's not interested in 332 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:04,007 until she walks away. Oh, brilliant. 333 00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:05,843 [LAUGHS] Stupid cult. 334 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:08,095 They labeled their financial records "financial records." 335 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:10,639 [LAUGHS] Dummies. 336 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:12,391 Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer 337 00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:13,726 approaching at 12:00. 338 00:11:13,851 --> 00:11:15,103 The file just started downloading. 339 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,354 How much time do we have? I don't know, 340 00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:17,605 but he's a polka dotter. Polka Dotter… 341 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,482 What does that mean? Of the eight types of walkers? 342 00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:21,025 Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers, 343 00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:22,944 stompers… You don't know about this? 344 00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:25,113 Nobody does, Charles. You clearly just read some weird blog post. 345 00:11:25,197 --> 00:11:26,364 First of all, Popmango.com 346 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,074 is not a weird blog. It's infotainment. 347 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,617 Secondly, polka dot walkers 348 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:30,910 take short strides on their toes. 349 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,412 I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now. 350 00:11:32,496 --> 00:11:34,696 Just get out there and stall him. But… Gah! 351 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,959 Hello, bud. Boom, boom. 352 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:38,377 Boom, boom. Bill. 353 00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:39,628 What are you doing back here? 354 00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:41,172 This floor's closed on the weekend. 355 00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,048 You know me, just gotta stretch my legs. 356 00:11:43,132 --> 00:11:44,758 I'm really sore from Pilates. 357 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,260 But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates. 358 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,720 It's a pseudoscience. 359 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:51,183 Right, no. Pilates is the name of my 360 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:52,642 most recent sexual partner. 361 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:53,810 Boom, boom! 362 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,312 Boom, boom. You seem off, man. 363 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,439 Your voice is different, you're not sucking on 364 00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:59,608 your signature lollipop. Right. 365 00:11:59,858 --> 00:12:02,068 I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 366 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:03,820 Since when do you sleep in a bed? 367 00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:05,113 Why are you being so weird? 368 00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:06,907 What are you doing back here? 369 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,408 I know what's going on. 370 00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:12,121 You're fishing for one of my patented neck massages, aren't you? 371 00:12:12,205 --> 00:12:14,958 There's the Bill I know. Present and accounted for. 372 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:18,295 Now turn around and gimme that neck. 373 00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:21,088 You're not gonna do it from the front? 374 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:24,050 Well, of course. I mean, that's how I do it. 375 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:26,510 [SIGHS] 376 00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:30,766 Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom. 377 00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,396 Hey, where's my eye contact? 378 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,565 I got the files. 379 00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,234 I told you it would work. 380 00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:44,154 Wait, what's wrong? They formed a line, Jake. 381 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,741 They formed a line. 382 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,662 Ugh, no evidence of wrongdoing in any of these files. 383 00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,121 Credit where credit is due, 384 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,790 NutriBoom is good at criminal activity. 385 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,625 Well, they're terrible at making shakes. 386 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,359 Right? The only listed ingredient 387 00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:59,712 is "foreign substance." And the flavor is called 388 00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,756 "Almost Cherry." 389 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,840 And I can't stop drinking it. 390 00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:05,135 This is interesting. There's a major transaction 391 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,720 on June 10th. My dad's birthday! 392 00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:08,222 You really think that's what I thought 393 00:13:08,306 --> 00:13:09,765 was interesting about it? I don't know. 394 00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:11,809 It's a payment for 100 grand to ScepterCore. 395 00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,602 Isn't that one of those black ops security firms 396 00:13:13,686 --> 00:13:15,604 that ex-SEALs worked for? Yes, it is. 397 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:17,273 And on June 10th… My dad's birthday. 398 00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:18,482 Are you just trying to get me to remember 399 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:19,942 your dad's birthday now? I mean, 400 00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:21,653 it wouldn't kill you to call. We don't have time to talk about this. 401 00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,530 Your dad's birthday is the same day 402 00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:25,407 that Debbie Stovelman went missing last year. 403 00:13:25,491 --> 00:13:26,992 I bet the payment is a paper trail 404 00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:29,119 for the hit Stovelman took out on his wife. 405 00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:30,745 This just became a murder case. 406 00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,664 Maybe, but it's not enough to open an investigation. 407 00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,958 Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous. 408 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,710 We just have to get to him. Oh, no. 409 00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:38,169 Do I have to go as Bill again? 410 00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:39,422 No, don't worry. He isn't big enough 411 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:40,965 to earn face time with the founder. 412 00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:43,134 We have to take this to the highest level. 413 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,719 BOTH: Jay Chandrasekhar! 414 00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,513 Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'! 415 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,640 Oh, you're welcome. I said, for nothin'. 416 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,684 Your boring story didn't work. 417 00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:54,854 So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans. 418 00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,941 The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian… 419 00:13:58,025 --> 00:14:00,736 Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits? 420 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,654 Because I love the Bering. 421 00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:05,199 We talked about bodies of water for hours. 422 00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,909 Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy. 423 00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,244 Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this, 424 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,871 but you should just do what I used to do 425 00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:12,539 when I needed to escape you. What did you do? 426 00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:14,458 Literally escape you. Always be on the move. 427 00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:15,668 Never be static. Like a shark. 428 00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:17,253 That way he can't catch your attention. 429 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,505 That's right! That is what we did. 430 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:21,174 -But you all did that? -DIAZ: Mmm-hmm. 431 00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:23,217 [SIGHS] Okay, but Rosa, how did you… 432 00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,054 Rosa? Where did she… 433 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:28,890 Damn, you guys are good. 434 00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:31,351 PERALTA: There he is. How did you know he'd be at this coffee shop? 435 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,535 Us Weekly. He's pictured here all the time. 436 00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:34,730 PERALTA: He's coming out. All right, look, 437 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:36,440 this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep. 438 00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:37,524 But if we apply enough pressure, 439 00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:38,609 we may get him to crack. 440 00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:39,693 Copy that. 441 00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:40,903 Hi, excuse me. 442 00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:42,696 Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you 443 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,198 about NutriBoom. All right! 444 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,908 -Boom, boom, guys. -BOTH: Boom, boom! 445 00:14:45,992 --> 00:14:47,868 We're with the NYPD. Oh, my God. Seriously? 446 00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:49,328 You guys have to save me. 447 00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:50,496 Can you get me out? What's that now? 448 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,790 NutriBoom is a scam and a cult. 449 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,500 They've ruined my life. Really? 450 00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,918 You look so happy in the videos. 451 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:56,753 You'd pretend to be happy too if you knew what they did to me. 452 00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:58,922 Testicular torture? Yeah. 453 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,131 -[INHALES] Oh. -BOYLE: Look, 454 00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,884 we have reason to believe David Stovelman murdered his wife, Debbie. 455 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,260 Yeah, duh! All right, Jay. 456 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:05,804 Try to remain calm, here. Sorry. 457 00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,222 I'm just so scarred. Right, 458 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,765 from the nard torture. 459 00:15:08,849 --> 00:15:10,476 Look, we have evidence that could tie David 460 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,186 to his wife's death, but we need your help 461 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:13,854 to get to him. Yeah, I'll do whatever you want. 462 00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,856 You have no idea how terrible they are. 463 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,650 Trust me, I do. They took ten grand from me. 464 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,611 Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog. 465 00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:20,861 Okay, well, no need to compare stakes. 466 00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,780 Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000. [SCOFFS] 467 00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:23,906 You can't put a price on life. 468 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,116 You're absolutely right. Thank you so much 469 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,201 for your help, sir. 470 00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,245 -GARY: Sergeant? -Aah! 471 00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:29,413 I need to tell you something. 472 00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:30,956 Great. Can't wait to hear it. 473 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,582 First, could you pass that thing over there? 474 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,544 Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't… 475 00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:37,463 Sergeant? 476 00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:38,839 Sergeant! Oh, hey. 477 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,011 Sergeant? 478 00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:46,765 Sergeant? 479 00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:53,271 [SIGHS] Okay. 480 00:15:53,355 --> 00:15:55,607 Let's finally get these shelves up. 481 00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,277 Goes perfect. 482 00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:01,988 Oh! Oh, no. 483 00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:03,907 Oh, there you are. 484 00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:06,326 I was trying to tell you not to use that wall. 485 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,995 It has water damage. 486 00:16:09,038 --> 00:16:10,122 Noted. 487 00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:13,584 So Stovelman will pick up Jay and take him to lunch. 488 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,461 We trail them, and then when they get comfortable, 489 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:16,920 ambush 'em with the intel about his wife. 490 00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:19,548 Wow. I can't believe we're working a sting operation 491 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:21,260 with a celebrity. I know. 492 00:16:21,385 --> 00:16:22,760 I feel like we're in Ocean's Eleven. 493 00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:23,944 You're such a Clooney. 494 00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:25,638 Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. Wow. 495 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,557 Just skipped right over Pitt and Damon, huh? 496 00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:28,516 [TIRES SCREECHING] 497 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,976 -I've been good! -PERALTA: Oh, no! 498 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,103 Those are NutriCore guys. They're taking Jay! 499 00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:34,022 It's not a pick-up. It's a throw-in. 500 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:35,940 Where's Jay? Hey, Bill. 501 00:16:36,024 --> 00:16:37,484 Boom, boom! No boom, boom. 502 00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:39,612 I am not Bill. Look, we're with the NYPD. 503 00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,198 We saw two NutriCore thugs kidnap Jay and bring him here. 504 00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:43,949 Now where is he? Bill, you're a cop! 505 00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,993 No, I am not Bill! If you don't cooperate, 506 00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:47,953 we'll consider you an accessory to this crime. 507 00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:49,330 I don't know what you mean by crime. 508 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:50,706 Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with 509 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:52,541 some nutrition specialists in the basement. 510 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,418 You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill. 511 00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:55,878 I will see for myself, but I am not Bill. 512 00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:58,007 Good one, Bill. Get out of here. Gah! 513 00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,510 Jay! Oh, my God. Boom, boom, guys! 514 00:17:01,594 --> 00:17:03,595 What? We saw them take you. Are you okay? 515 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,930 What are you talking about? [LAUGHS] 516 00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:07,557 Oh, the van thing? Yeah, Jay. The van thing. 517 00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:08,934 Those are just my friends from NutriBoom. 518 00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:10,936 They were worried about my amino acid levels, 519 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,729 so they rushed me straight here to give me more 520 00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,981 or less of them. Why are you talking like that? 521 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,359 What did they do to you? 522 00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:18,444 [WHIMPERING] Oh, I see. They gave you back your dog. 523 00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,029 No, they found my dog. 524 00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:22,240 He was wandering around a park for a year. 525 00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:24,075 Come on, man. Pull it together. 526 00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,576 These people are evil, remember? 527 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,328 David Stovelman murdered his wife. 528 00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,663 You mean me? 529 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,791 BOTH: Debbie Stovelman. Boom, boom. 530 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,003 She is happy, healthy and alive. 531 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,258 Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say 532 00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:40,592 sorry about the hole in the wall. 533 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,135 I've already called maintenance. 534 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:43,470 Okay. Anything else? God, you're good. 535 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:44,680 You saw right through me. 536 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,557 I failed as a manager. I couldn't deal 537 00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,518 with this overeager officer who kept pestering me. 538 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,563 -Ohh, you have an… -BOTH: Amy. 539 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:53,773 Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today. 540 00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:55,525 Well, you should've come to me. 541 00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,693 I know exactly what it's like to be you. 542 00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,403 You used to be an Amy? 543 00:17:58,487 --> 00:17:59,988 No, I never had your level of insecurity. 544 00:18:00,072 --> 00:18:01,823 I was referring to managing an Amy. 545 00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:03,533 Of course. Well, I'm not sure 546 00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:04,742 there's anything left to try. 547 00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,119 No matter what I did, 548 00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:07,704 he just kept interrupting me 549 00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,206 with all his own ideas. 550 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,457 Were they good ideas? I don't know. 551 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,085 I didn't listen to them. 552 00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,711 Damn. 553 00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:14,878 Did you just solve it that easily? 554 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,589 Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy 555 00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:18,507 is not a chore, it's a pleasure. 556 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:21,302 Because an Amy is a tool. I'm a tool? 557 00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:22,511 Yes, you're a massive tool. 558 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,597 You're useful and valuable. 559 00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:26,724 Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes 560 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,685 because they have such strong ideas. 561 00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,562 But you should always listen to an Amy 562 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:32,731 because they will only make you better. 563 00:18:32,815 --> 00:18:35,401 At least, that's my experience. 564 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:38,195 Thank you, sir. 565 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:40,905 DEBBIE: Jay, would you please excuse us. 566 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,616 I believe there's a brand new motorcycle 567 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,200 with your name on it upstairs. 568 00:18:44,284 --> 00:18:45,661 You guys are the best. [CHUCKLES] 569 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,622 Thanks for bringing my dog back. 570 00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,206 He looks almost exactly the same. 571 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,958 Come on. Boom, boom, Jake. 572 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,044 Boom, boom, Charles. Boom, boom, Jay. 573 00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,879 What's going on here? I thought you were murdered. 574 00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:56,589 I was never dead. Then what was 575 00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:58,565 that 100k payment to ScepterCore for? 576 00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,551 It was to get you off the grid. 577 00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:02,303 Because the Feds were investigating you. 578 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,222 You can't indict someone who doesn't exist. 579 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:05,641 So you're still working for NutriBoom? 580 00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,018 Working for? I am NutriBoom. 581 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:11,104 Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time. 582 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:13,649 I want you to leave me and my company alone. 583 00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,484 Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive 584 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,777 and I bet the Feds would be interested 585 00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,612 in knowing that, too. Maybe, but the fact remains, 586 00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:20,322 I haven't committed any crimes, 587 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:21,616 that anyone can prove. 588 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,660 So you can try your luck with the Feds. 589 00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,078 Or you can get your money back and go on 590 00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,371 that expensive honeymoon. 591 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:27,580 How do you know about my honeymoon? 592 00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,541 I know everything. Oh, really? 593 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,316 Because you don't know about my big ass moral compass. 594 00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:34,963 Damn! 595 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,134 I'm going to the Feds, and you're going down. 596 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,720 Also, can you tell us how to get out of here? 597 00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,473 This place is a real maze. 598 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,641 Oh, Officer Jennings? 599 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:46,767 Can I speak to you for a minute? 600 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:47,851 Of course. Nothing I like more 601 00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,395 than one-on-one time with my boss. 602 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,938 Wow, it's like staring in a mirror. 603 00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:52,481 What? Nothing. [CLEARS THROAT] 604 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:54,066 Listen, I wanna apologize. 605 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,529 I ignored your ideas and that was a mistake. 606 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,406 Please, tell me your suggestions 607 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,490 for the filing system. It's actually 608 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,784 five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions. 609 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,828 And I… After the briefing. 610 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,580 Oh. Copy that. [CHUCKLES] 611 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,957 All right, listen up, squad. 612 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,834 We had increased criminal activity 613 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,918 in the park last night, so we'll be 614 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,628 doubling our patrols there today. 615 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,258 After the meeting, I will be handing out new… 616 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,681 assignments. 617 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,091 [WHISPERING] Oh, my God, I did it. 618 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,353 The Feds said our intel could help them 619 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,646 maybe take down Stovelman someday, 620 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,023 but they didn't sound hopeful. Well, I'm glad 621 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,443 you did the right thing. Really? 622 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:35,652 Even though it means we now have no money 623 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,237 for a decent honeymoon? It's hard not to 624 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,739 say a really corny thing right now 625 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,657 about how every day's a honeymoon with you. 626 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,243 Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it. 627 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,077 Which is very embarrassing for you. 628 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,723 Jake, don't freak out. 629 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,924 There's a really creepy guy spying on us. 630 00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:52,712 -[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] -Oh, no, no, no. 631 00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,589 That's just Phil from NutriBoom. 632 00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:56,257 He'll be intimidating us from now on. 633 00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:58,760 There's an evil corporation hell-bent on destroying us. 634 00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:01,137 Hi, Phil! Boom, boom! 635 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,680 Say, "Boom, boom," darling. 636 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:03,765 Boom, boom.