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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Oh, yeah.
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[TAPS DESK]
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I'm Philip Davidson.
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Detective Jake Peralta
asked me to drop by.
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Mmm, the dentist who murdered someone.
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Spoiler alert, they think you did it.
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Can you show him to
Interrogation Room C, please?
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Have fun in there. Thank you.
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What are you smiling about?
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How uncomfortable this guy is.
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Jacked up the thermostat,
got the table all sticky,
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made one of the chair legs
too short, and worst of all,
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I had Gina greet him.
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What did you have her do? Be herself.
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Poor son of a bitch. Yeah.
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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
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Kevin and I are attending the opera.
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Ooh, the opera.
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Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings?
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[SIGHS] Yes. Okay.
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So, who's this? This is Philip Davidson.
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What do we have on him?
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Clear motive, clear means,
and a nonexistent alibi,
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but the D.A. won't bring a charge
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because he says it's all circumstantial.
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We want to bring this guy
down, have to get him to confess
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right here, right now.
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Mmm.
An interrogation with a ticking clock
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and everything on the line?
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I better call Kevin and tell him
I won't be attending the opera.
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There's someone
else I'd rather hear sing.
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Oh, damn!
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Hello, Kevin. I won't be
joining you at the opera tonight…
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[WHISPERING] Oh, sorry, I didn't
know you were on the phone already.
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[WHISPERING] Oh, damn!
It's under my name, H-O-L…
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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You're right. He did it.
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But we have no murder
weapon, no witnesses,
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and you really didn't find
any usable forensic evidence?
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The body was discovered
rotting in the Pine Barrens.
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It'd been rained on for weeks
and chewed up by coyotes.
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The only other DNA other than the vic's
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was some bear semen found in the hair.
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Right. Who found the body? Hikers.
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You're really just gonna blow
past the bear semen detail?
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I imagine a bear
mistook the rotting corpse
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for a female of its species
and had intercourse with it.
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Nothing I haven't seen before. It isn't?
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Let's get in here.
Start working this guy.
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Oh. You're gonna come in with me.
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I just thought maybe
you'd watch from out here,
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you know, pull me out
when I'm getting too hot.
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Call me a loose cannon.
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You know, classic Captain stuff.
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Peralta, do you know
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what I miss most about being a detective?
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A good interrogation.
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Breaking suspects down.
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Talking quietly and
then talking real loud.
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Looking away and then
looking right in their eyes.
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Leaning.
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That was amazing. So, can I join you?
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Well, a lot of these
techniques do work better
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with two people, you
know, good cop/bad cop,
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crazy cop/sane cop,
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fast-talking streetwise
cop and Hong Kong cop,
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AKA the Rush Hour.
You know what? Let's do this.
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Let's break this son of a bitch!
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Hello, Philip. Detective.
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This is Captain Raymond Holt.
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He's a bit of a legend
in interrogation circles.
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Hey, Cap, who's the scariest person
you've ever gotten a confession out of?
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Connie Buttons.
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Okay, thought it was
gonna sound a little cooler,
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but no matter.
So, shall we recap the night
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that Robert Tupper was
murdered Friday the 22nd?
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I believe you were the last person
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to see him alive, correct?
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No. I'd imagine whoever
killed him saw him after I did.
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Ooh, nice dodge.
You're quick, like a cat.
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Like a dancer. Like Great Tiger.
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From Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
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He could teleport around the ring.
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Most people thought it was
impossible to get past him.
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I beat him every time.
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You just punch him when he gets dizzy.
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Really? I mean, duh.
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Everyone knows that.
Tell us about Friday.
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I had a late afternoon surgery.
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Simple gum graft. It wrapped around 6:00,
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and then Robert and I talked after.
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And who else was in the office?
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Our hygienist and anesthesiologist
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had gone home, and
Grace, who usually locks up,
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had left early because her
grandson had a school play.
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So it was just you and Robert.
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No witnesses? That's lucky.
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It wasn't lucky because
there was nothing to witness.
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Robert just wanted to talk about firing
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one of our office assistants, Cheryl.
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And that's all you discussed? Yeah.
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Nothing else? Nah.
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Zero other subjects were mentioned?
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None. Not even how gross gum grafts are?
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They're really not that gross. Liar!
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About the gum graft thing,
and about the meeting.
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We just talked about Cheryl.
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Right.
And, of course, there's no way for me
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to check if that's true,
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because whoever took Robert's phone
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wiped all of his calendars.
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Except…
It was all backed up on his home laptop.
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Would you like to hear what
he said the meeting was about?
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"7 p.m. Talked with Philip about…"
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Missing meds. Ooh.
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Did I get that right? Uh, yeah.
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But "missing meds" hardly
sounds like "firing Cheryl,"
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so maybe you want to explain…
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He thought Cheryl was stealing Diazepam.
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That's why he wanted to fire her.
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Any other questions?
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Uh… [CHORTLING]
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Boy, you really thought you
had him with that one, huh?
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Well, I… You got so excited for it.
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Let me guess, you, ah,
practiced that notebook flip?
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Well, yes, obviously.
I'd like to move on,
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unless you have any
other big revelations in here.
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Let's see. "From Gomez. Dear Morticia,
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"I feel so happy when I'm wit' ya."
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I was just spit-balling
wedding vows there.
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So you said you and Robert were partners,
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but it was Robert's name
on the business, correct?
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Yeah. He started the
practice and then I joined after.
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Uh, Captain, something's
come up in the case.
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Can I talk to you outside for a sec?
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What the hell are you doing in there?
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You totally undermined me.
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I know, and I apologize,
but I'm executing a strategy.
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Oh, really, and what
strategy might that be?
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Make Jake feel like an idiot,
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or make Jake feel
self-conscious about his
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Addams Family themed wedding vows rap?
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No, I want Philip to
underestimate you and fear me.
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I'll badger him with
my superior intellect,
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while simultaneously belittling you.
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Once Philip dismisses you as a threat,
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I'll leave you alone with him,
and he'll let his guard down.
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If I didn't know any better, I
would say you're describing
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smart cop/dumb cop.
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Look, I thought you had
him on the calendar reveal.
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[SIGHS] But, he was a step ahead.
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You got flustered, and I realized
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in the moment we could
use this to our advantage.
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So what do you want me
to do, ask stupid questions?
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Stupid questions, grammatical errors,
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lose your train of thought,
just ask him to confess…
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Ooh, relate everything back
to those movies you've seen.
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Kind of seems like a shot at
me about Die Hard, but okay.
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This is not a comment on you, Peralta.
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I just want to bring this guy down.
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Yeah, that's all I want too.
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And to possibly say, "You
can't handle the tooth."
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You know, if it comes up naturally.
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It won't. It might.
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I actually think… It can't.
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So what do you say?
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[SIGHS]
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Me want to.
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Dumb cop. I got that.
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Yeah. Well done.
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Mmm-hmm. So, the night of the murder,
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you met with Robert
in the surgical suite.
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Why there? Why not your office?
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I was just preparing for
the next day's surgeries.
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Don't you have an
assistant who does that?
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I'm a meticulous person.
I'm careful how I do things.
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So careful that you…
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I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say.
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Come back to me.
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Now, we did a sweep of the room
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where you and Robert fought.
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Talked. Right, talked.
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The entire room had been scrubbed.
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It had been cleaned.
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It had undergone industrial sterilization
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to remove all traces of blood and DNA.
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It's a surgical suite.
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People bleed in there every day.
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We have to sanitize it by law.
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Ooh, I remembered what I was gonna ask.
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Did you kill him? No.
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Ah!
If you had said yes, I would've had you!
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So, [SIGHS] after you and Robert fought…
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Talked. You left the office,
but you didn't take your car?
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I went to a bar, The Scotchman.
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I didn't want to drive
drunk, so I took a cab.
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And you didn't have your phone?
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I left it charging in my office
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and I didn't realize till I was
already out of the building.
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Oh, man, if I go ten minutes
without looking at my phone,
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my pumpkin crop dies on my little farm.
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This is not the time
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for stories about your
digital squash, Peralta.
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Fine. Talking about your phone.
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Why does it matter that I forgot it?
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Oh, if I had it on me,
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you could've seen it
pinging off the cell tower.
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Doesn't matter. Didn't have it on me.
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So you took a cab to this bar.
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Well, we talked to the
employees of the Scotchman.
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Nobody saw you there.
Nobody remembers seeing me.
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But let me ask you this…
did you kill him?
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Nah. You know, it's not surprising
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nobody remembers seeing me.
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The bar was extremely crowded that night,
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and I spent my whole time in the
corner talking to this woman, Dana.
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Oh, so you said. But when we
ran all the credit card receipts,
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nobody named Dana
bought any drinks that night.
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Trust me, Dana wasn't
buying her own drinks.
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No? No.
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Okay.
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Hold on. Hmm?
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I need to deal with this.
Let's take a five.
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Or…
I could keep this interview going solo.
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Of course. I'm sure that'll be, um,
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pretty helpful.
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All right.
Where should we start-a-rooski?
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Don't you think maybe we should just wait
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till your boss comes back?
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Because you're scared.
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You know I'm playing hardball,
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except for that the balls are questions.
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And here they come.
What kind of car did Robert drive?
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Also, Dana from the bar,
what color was her hair,
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and which night does the cleaning crew
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sterilize your office,
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and have you ever been up
to where the body was found,
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and when you left
your phone at the office,
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was it plugged into your
computer or an outlet,
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and did you kill him, and what
did your cab driver look like?
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This seems like a huge waste of time.
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But, here you go.
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Robert drove a Saab,
Dana's hair was blonde,
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they sterilize on
Wednesdays and Saturdays,
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I haven't been to Vernon in 20 years,
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the phone was plugged into the wall,
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no, I didn't kill him,
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and the cab driver had
a beard and an earring.
251
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I'm sorry I didn't get
his license number.
252
00:08:56,599 --> 00:08:58,101
Wow.
253
00:08:58,185 --> 00:08:59,603
Very impressive. Yeah.
254
00:08:59,687 --> 00:09:01,606
You didn't fall for my
"did you kill him" gambit.
255
00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:03,026
No.
256
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,360
Although it is interesting that you knew
257
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,113
the body was found in Vernon, New York,
258
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,997
when that information hasn't
been released to the public.
259
00:09:11,747 --> 00:09:15,128
Well, hello, Dolly.
260
00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,470
I can't believe you
thought I was the dumb cop.
261
00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:22,930
I mean, I've watched Planet Earth.
262
00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:24,558
With the British narrator.
263
00:09:24,642 --> 00:09:26,394
I can tell you anything
you want to know about
264
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,814
"three-toed slow-ths"
265
00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:30,650
and I got you to say you knew
where the body was found,
266
00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,153
which kind of seems like something
267
00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:33,362
only the murderer would've known.
268
00:09:33,446 --> 00:09:35,825
Actually… Robert's wife told me.
269
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,913
I've been talking with
her a lot, comforting her.
270
00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:40,457
We asked her not to share that info,
271
00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,085
and she promised us she didn't.
272
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:44,004
Well, she's been distraught.
She might not remember.
273
00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:46,508
Uh-huh. Flimsy.
So what did you mean when you said
274
00:09:46,592 --> 00:09:48,594
that you hadn't been
to Vernon in 20 years?
275
00:09:48,678 --> 00:09:51,099
My uncle has a cabin there.
I would visit him as a kid.
276
00:09:51,183 --> 00:09:52,850
Wow. So your uncle owns a cabin
277
00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:54,853
in the town that the body was found.
278
00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:56,189
That is quite a coincidence.
279
00:09:56,273 --> 00:09:57,691
I haven't been there for 20 years.
280
00:09:57,775 --> 00:09:59,486
You can call my uncle if you want.
281
00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,322
Oh, we are.
So you might as well just confess now,
282
00:10:01,406 --> 00:10:03,909
or we can take our sweet time like
283
00:10:03,993 --> 00:10:06,412
the mer-jestic slow-th.
284
00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:07,873
Either way, we've got you.
285
00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,628
We don't have him.
But I just told him we did have him.
286
00:10:10,712 --> 00:10:12,339
Philip's uncle said he hasn't
been to the cabin in months
287
00:10:12,423 --> 00:10:13,757
and he hasn't spoken
to Philip in over a year.
288
00:10:13,841 --> 00:10:14,968
Well, what about the neighbors?
289
00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:16,595
There's only one other
house off that road
290
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,013
and we haven't been
able to contact the owner.
291
00:10:18,097 --> 00:10:20,226
Yeah, but Philip doesn't know that.
He's rattled right now.
292
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,644
We tell him the neighbor
saw him that night,
293
00:10:21,728 --> 00:10:23,230
he'll crack for sure.
So you want us to lie?
294
00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:24,899
No, I want me to lie
295
00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,153
and for you to stand behind
me and say, like, three
296
00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:29,114
"oh, damn's" when I really get cooking.
297
00:10:29,198 --> 00:10:30,533
All right, fine, two "oh, damn's."
298
00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:32,703
One "oh, damn?"
There will be no "oh, damn's."
299
00:10:32,787 --> 00:10:34,789
But it will be so satisfying
in your deep, powerful voice.
300
00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:36,334
We're not lying. It's legal.
301
00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:38,795
The Supreme Court said that we're
allowed to lie in an interrogation.
302
00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:40,506
I told a perp that I knew
Steph Curry a couple days ago.
303
00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:42,009
It had nothing to do with the case,
304
00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:43,469
but I could say it.
It's a tactical mistake.
305
00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:44,846
You're guessing what happened that night.
306
00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,390
But what if Philip
never went to the cabin?
307
00:10:46,474 --> 00:10:48,602
He did. I can feel it here.
308
00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:50,021
Your stomach? No, my gut.
309
00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:51,773
Your gut, or intestines, is lower.
310
00:10:51,857 --> 00:10:53,359
You should point down
here, closer to your pubis.
311
00:10:53,443 --> 00:10:55,070
I'm good. Suppose you're wrong.
312
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,740
Now Philip knows we have nothing.
313
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,743
There goes our credibility
and our leverage.
314
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:01,246
No, we need a different strategy,
315
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,416
All right, fine. How about this…
316
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,211
I convince him I'm unstable.
317
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,588
I run in there screaming,
318
00:11:06,672 --> 00:11:08,299
I throw a chair through
the two-sided mirror,
319
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:09,884
glass goes everywhere. He's like,
320
00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,970
"If Mad Dog Peralta will do that,
321
00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:13,890
"who knows what else he's capable of?"
322
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,601
No offense, but you don't get angry well.
323
00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,729
What? That's not true.
Remember how angry I got
324
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:19,315
about how fast Daenerys
got from Dragonstone
325
00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:20,984
to north of the Wall? That was intense.
326
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,218
You have a boyish
face and a big goofy grin.
327
00:11:23,322 --> 00:11:25,532
It's like being yelled at by
a children's cereal mascot.
328
00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:28,580
Hey, some of those are scary.
Count Chocula much? [CHUCKLES]
329
00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:30,749
All right, fine, I see your point.
What do you suggest?
330
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,210
Let's get all up in his personal space.
331
00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:33,963
Make him feel uncomfortable. Okay, fine.
332
00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,172
[INHALES]
333
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:36,258
Let's get intimate.
334
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:42,267
So, Philip, you're hanging
out at the bar with "Dana."
335
00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:43,435
How late did you stay?
336
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,812
I got in the cab around 3:30.
337
00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,439
Kind of hard to find a
cab in that neighborhood.
338
00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:47,692
Why not a ride-sharing service?
339
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:49,236
Didn't have my phone, remember?
340
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,570
Did you talk to the driver? No.
341
00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:53,200
What route did you take?
I don't know, I was watching taxi TV.
342
00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:54,619
What was on? Fallon highlights.
343
00:11:54,703 --> 00:11:56,413
What was he doing? Slow-jamming the news.
344
00:11:56,497 --> 00:11:58,208
Who was the guest? Amy Adams.
345
00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,670
Who's that? Famous actress.
346
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,507
Why would you… Wow.
347
00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:05,468
You got some old
silver fillings in there.
348
00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,722
You probably want to drill those
out, replace 'em with porcelain.
349
00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:10,768
Okay, but why…
And that is some serious plaque buildup.
350
00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,187
Let's get back to… No, no, no.
351
00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:13,731
Open wider. Let me see.
352
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,861
Good God, when is the
last time you had a cleaning?
353
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,946
Damn it!
354
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,031
Not only did we not break him,
355
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,915
but now I have to go to the dentist?
356
00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:22,661
We need a new strategy.
357
00:12:22,745 --> 00:12:24,497
And all this dental talk
358
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:25,959
has given me an idea.
359
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:27,711
PERALTA: Okay.
360
00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:29,630
We have a few more
questions for you, Doctor.
361
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,633
Doctor. Huh.
362
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,887
It's funny when people
call dentists "doctor."
363
00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:34,971
We are doctors.
364
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,432
We do four years of medical school.
365
00:12:36,516 --> 00:12:37,642
Yeah, but it's called "dental school."
366
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:38,852
But we learn about the entire body.
367
00:12:38,936 --> 00:12:40,772
But if you had cancer,
you wouldn't call a dentist.
368
00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:42,524
You know it's actually
harder to get into dental school
369
00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:43,735
than medical school.
370
00:12:43,819 --> 00:12:45,363
Well, because there
are fewer dental schools.
371
00:12:45,447 --> 00:12:48,117
Because most people want
to become actual doctors.
372
00:12:48,492 --> 00:12:50,495
That's ridiculous.
It's not like we're college professors
373
00:12:50,579 --> 00:12:51,955
calling ourselves "doctors."
374
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,750
Not the same thing, my friend.
Well, sure it is.
375
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,419
When someone has a
heart attack on a plane,
376
00:12:55,503 --> 00:12:57,547
do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody
here have an Art History PhD?"
377
00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,884
A PhD is a doctorate.
378
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:02,222
It's literally describing a doctor.
379
00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:05,267
Maybe let's refocus. No! The problem
here is that medical practitioners
380
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,479
have co-opted the word "doctor."
381
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:08,731
Okay, Captain… I know we live in a world
382
00:13:08,815 --> 00:13:10,818
where anything can mean anything,
383
00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:13,447
and nobody even cares about etymolo…
384
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,701
[GRUNTS] Apparently
that's a trigger for me.
385
00:13:16,785 --> 00:13:19,122
Yeah, apparently.
386
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:21,417
So, now can we lie?
387
00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:23,421
No, no. But you know what often works?
388
00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:25,716
Making him confront his victim.
389
00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:29,179
Look your dead friend in the eyes
390
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:30,723
and say his name.
391
00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:32,434
Robert.
392
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:34,896
Okay, maybe say his full name.
393
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,690
Robert Tupper. His middle name's Henry.
394
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,109
Robert Henry Tupper.
395
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,778
His wife called him Rob. Work that in.
396
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,072
Rob Tupper. Work it into the full name.
397
00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:42,282
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
398
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:43,701
Now say it with a frown on your face.
399
00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:45,162
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
400
00:13:45,246 --> 00:13:47,248
Now try not to blink, so
tears come to your eyes.
401
00:13:47,332 --> 00:13:48,459
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
402
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:49,793
Man, this guy is a good murderer!
403
00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:51,379
There's got to be some way to break him.
404
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,591
Wait a minute. I just had an idea.
405
00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:54,885
Two, three, four.
406
00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:56,804
[STRUMMING]
407
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:59,725
[SCREAMING]
408
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,678
Yeah, I really got to stop trying that.
It never works.
409
00:14:07,028 --> 00:14:08,739
Tell us more about your
relationship with Robert.
410
00:14:08,823 --> 00:14:10,492
We've been over this a thousand times.
411
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:11,827
We got along well.
412
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:13,497
So you never fought, at all.
About anything.
413
00:14:13,581 --> 00:14:15,625
I mean, we worked together.
We disagreed sometimes.
414
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,209
But we had a good partnership.
415
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,171
He never, for instance, skipped a party
416
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:22,093
so he could micromanage
me as I tried to do my job.
417
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,470
That's what's happening here, right?
418
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:24,930
That's why you're wearing the tuxedo?
419
00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:26,807
I skipped the opera, not
a party, it's no big deal.
420
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:28,185
Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one.
421
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,812
And I'm not here to micromanage anyone.
422
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,815
I'm here because I
enjoy interrogating scum.
423
00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:33,193
Scum like you. That was implied.
424
00:14:33,277 --> 00:14:34,361
I just thought we had
a good rhythm going.
425
00:14:34,445 --> 00:14:35,821
We do. Okay. I know. Okay.
426
00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:37,533
You don't think the fact
that he skipped the opera
427
00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:39,827
has anything to do with
him not believing in you?
428
00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,705
[SCOFFS] He believes in me.
429
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:44,209
Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop?
430
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,711
He didn't make me dumb cop,
431
00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:46,922
not that it's any of your business.
432
00:14:47,006 --> 00:14:49,050
We agreed on it as a strategy.
433
00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:51,804
Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop?
434
00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:53,557
Please. You never would have bought that.
435
00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,142
What? It's just that, um,
436
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:58,231
between the two of us, you
are more believable as a…
437
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,607
Dumb? Yes, dumb.
438
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,070
Uh, the… The dumber of two smart options.
439
00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:03,238
Wow. Rough.
440
00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:05,074
All right, that's enough.
You're not interrogating us.
441
00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:06,743
-We're interrogating you.
-HOLT: Exactly.
442
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,079
Tell us about that Diazepam.
443
00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:09,623
If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did?
444
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,292
Because we're pretty sure it was you.
445
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,169
Honestly, it could have been
any one of our employees.
446
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:15,131
They all have access to the storage room.
447
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,468
You know, it's silly, but, uh…
448
00:15:17,552 --> 00:15:19,638
I trust the people who work for me.
449
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,182
I'm telling you, Captain
Holt is only in here
450
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:22,350
because I want him here.
451
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,061
Really? So you're in charge?
452
00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:26,941
And all those strategies you've
been coming after me with,
453
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:28,109
those were all your ideas?
454
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,279
Right. The guitar thing was mine.
455
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,823
And you signed off on that?
456
00:15:31,907 --> 00:15:33,075
Well… Seriously?
457
00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,203
Ooh, this is sad. Shut up.
458
00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:37,165
I just feel bad for you. I said shut up.
459
00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:39,668
Your boss thinks you're
an idiot, that can't feel good.
460
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:41,046
All right, listen, you son of a bitch,
461
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,465
you think you're smarter than us?
462
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:43,716
You think you've gotten away with it?
463
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,427
You haven't. We're gonna find something.
464
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,013
One skin cell, one eyelash,
465
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:49,058
one tiny inconsistency in your story,
466
00:15:49,142 --> 00:15:51,061
and you're gonna spend
the rest of your life in prison.
467
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,189
Everyone who loves you will leave,
468
00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:54,441
and you will die alone!
469
00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:56,486
And at that time, it will be your head
470
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,489
that a bear has sex with!
471
00:15:58,573 --> 00:15:59,573
[SNORTS]
472
00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:02,703
[LAUGHING]
473
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,790
I'm pretty sure you're going for angry,
474
00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:06,209
but in my mind, it just seems like
475
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:09,004
when a Muppet gets
upset and starts going like…
476
00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:10,674
[GIGGLING] Oh, you want angry?
477
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,301
I'll show you angry!
478
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,846
[ROARS]
479
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,599
Do you feel like I lost the upper hand?
480
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,018
Because I still think it's about 50/50.
481
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,562
I told you getting angry wouldn't work.
482
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,730
Well, your brilliant ideas
483
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,191
haven't gotten us anywhere either.
484
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:23,568
I'm telling you, the only
thing that's gonna work
485
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:24,862
is lying about the cabin.
486
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:26,615
That would be a huge mistake.
487
00:16:26,699 --> 00:16:28,534
It'll work. No, it will backfire
488
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:29,994
and jeopardize the entire case.
489
00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:31,747
Oh, so Philip is right,
you don't trust me at all.
490
00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:34,042
Stop it!
You know you're one of my best detectives.
491
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,545
So let me do this my way.
492
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,881
I did. I let you do it your way,
493
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,342
and it was a disaster.
494
00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:40,845
I had to jump in with the dumb cop gambit
495
00:16:40,929 --> 00:16:42,055
to rescue the interrogation.
496
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,306
[SCOFFS] I'm sorry.
497
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,475
I know you're frustrated, Peralta.
498
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:46,019
But the fact is, we don't have enough.
499
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,187
We may not get a confession.
500
00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:48,315
It happens.
501
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,487
[SIGHS HEAVILY] You're right.
502
00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:54,073
I'm sorry.
503
00:16:54,157 --> 00:16:56,034
This guy has just really
gotten under my skin.
504
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:57,912
Mine too. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
505
00:16:57,996 --> 00:16:59,289
and try and clear my head.
506
00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:01,502
I think that's a good idea. Good.
507
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:06,383
Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing?
508
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,969
Guess what, you dick?
509
00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:09,930
I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.
510
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:11,391
HOLT [WHISPERING]: Oh, no, no, no.
511
00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:12,684
Your uncle's neighbors
saw you go into the cabin
512
00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,103
the night of the murder.
513
00:17:14,187 --> 00:17:16,637
They ID'd your photo.
I've got you dead to rights.
514
00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,193
Interesting.
515
00:17:18,277 --> 00:17:20,404
But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor,
516
00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:22,575
and I'm pretty sure
he didn't identify me.
517
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,620
Oh, really? Because you were so careful?
518
00:17:24,704 --> 00:17:27,499
Because he's been dead three years.
519
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:31,088
Well.
520
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:33,466
I'm friends with Steph Curry.
521
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,719
So…
522
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,227
So, this is how it looks to me.
523
00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,355
You were lying in an
attempt to frame my client.
524
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:43,689
No, no, no, no.
Look Even if we were lying
525
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:46,110
about having a witness…
Which you are. The neighbor's dead.
526
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,403
No, it could've been a squatter
527
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:48,656
or a hunter or a squatting hunter,
528
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,908
not all hunters have homes…
529
00:17:49,992 --> 00:17:51,201
Peralta's point is, legally,
530
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:52,411
he can say whatever the hell he wants
531
00:17:52,495 --> 00:17:53,747
-in an interrogation.
-CLAIRE: True.
532
00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,881
But that doesn't play
so well with juries.
533
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,212
You screwed up, and my client's leaving.
534
00:17:58,296 --> 00:18:00,507
No! He can't leave until I dismiss him.
535
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,093
You've had him for 10 hours
536
00:18:02,177 --> 00:18:03,679
and 45 minutes.
537
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,890
Fifteen more and we
file a harassment claim.
538
00:18:05,974 --> 00:18:08,060
Great!
Then I'll just keep him for 14 minutes.
539
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:10,230
Seriously? Just to be childish?
540
00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:11,440
Yuh-doy!
541
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,527
I told you not to lie!
542
00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:14,863
What were you thinking?
543
00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:16,615
I thought it would work.
544
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:18,325
And I wanted to be the one that got him.
545
00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:19,619
Is this about your ego?
546
00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:21,706
Are you that desperate for
everyone to know how great you are?
547
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,041
It's not about everyone.
548
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,795
Okay? It's just…
549
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,256
I wanted you to know.
550
00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:33,099
Oh, my God.
551
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:37,438
I got it!
552
00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:39,649
He's not answering any questions.
553
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:40,943
That's okay. I have no questions.
554
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,988
That's right.
I'm about to monologue, son.
555
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:45,283
You better make it quick.
You only got eight minutes.
556
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,744
All right, then let me
paint you a picture.
557
00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:48,330
Of Philip, a successful periodontist
558
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,832
that's become addicted to Diazepam,
559
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,835
a sedative I take
because I'm junkie scum.
560
00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:52,920
Also, for real, addiction is a disease.
561
00:18:53,004 --> 00:18:54,714
I would be super empathetic
if you hadn't murdered a man.
562
00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:56,133
What is the point of this?
I'll get there.
563
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,762
So, one day I'm working late
when my boss Robert surprises me.
564
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,139
He found out I was stealing meds,
565
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,767
again, junkie scum,
also again, not your fault.
566
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,227
There's a major genetic
component to addiction.
567
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:05,189
He says he's gonna file a police report.
568
00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:06,482
I could lose my license.
569
00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:08,109
We fight, and something in me just snaps,
570
00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:10,614
so I grab the first thing I
can find, and I hit him with it.
571
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:12,032
You still have no murder weapon.
572
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,285
I do now. Here's a pic I found on Yelp
573
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,038
of the surgical suite six months ago,
574
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,208
and here is a shot that our
crime scene photographer
575
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,835
took of the same room
two weeks after the murder.
576
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,505
Notice any differences?
We're not answering that.
577
00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:23,132
That's all right, I can
just tell you myself.
578
00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:25,636
The Yelp shot has six of these
heavy-looking glass awards
579
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,597
from the Brooklyn Periodontics Society
580
00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:30,060
in the background, whereas
this shot only has five.
581
00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:31,478
What happened to number six?
582
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,272
You murdered Robert with it! I didn't.
583
00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:35,234
You lost all control and
you bludgeoned him to death.
584
00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:37,613
There must have been blood
everywhere, but you got lucky.
585
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:39,825
You were in the surgical
suite, it can be sterilized.
586
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:40,993
You never would have gotten away with it
587
00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:42,495
in your carpeted office.
That's not what happened.
588
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:43,956
Don't say anything more, Philip.
589
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,875
And your office manager would
have heard all of the screaming,
590
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,503
but she was at her grandson's play.
591
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,838
Lucky again. You're wrong.
592
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,298
You put Robert's body into a wheelchair
593
00:19:50,382 --> 00:19:51,634
and shoved it in the elevator.
594
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:53,137
It's a miracle there
wasn't blood everywhere.
595
00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:54,930
That's not true. Now you're in the garage
596
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,727
with a corpse. You panicked
and left your phone in your office,
597
00:19:57,811 --> 00:20:00,188
and you don't have your car
keys, but Robert's are in his pocket
598
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:02,233
so you put him in his
car and you take off.
599
00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:03,360
No. You can't believe what you've done.
600
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:04,528
No. Philip.
601
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,657
You're flustered. You have no
GPS, so you just start driving.
602
00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:07,783
No! Philip!
603
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,202
Next thing you know,
you're in the Pine Barrens,
604
00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:10,872
and it hits you, your uncle's cabin.
He has a place there.
605
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:12,081
You're the luckiest son of a bitch…
606
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,208
It wasn't luck! Yes, it was.
607
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,669
You got lucky at every turn! No.
608
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,589
I knew exactly where I was driving,
609
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,216
I left my phone in the office on purpose,
610
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,843
I was in the surgical suite by design,
611
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,262
and I didn't use some glass award
612
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,599
that any idiot would
clearly see was missing.
613
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,727
I made a rod out of a
special dental polymer,
614
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,730
killed him with it, then
melted it back down.
615
00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:31,153
It's already in a patient's mouth… Son!
616
00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:38,205
Oh, damn.
617
00:20:38,289 --> 00:20:39,957
Oh, damn!
618
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,336
And that is three "oh, damn's."
619
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,047
Oh, damn!
620
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:45,800
[INSTRUMENTAL OPERA MUSIC]
621
00:20:45,884 --> 00:20:49,306
Oh. Fresh air.
622
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,350
Wow, I don't say that a lot.
623
00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:54,271
There's one thing I
still don't understand.
624
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,067
Did you know you had
the wrong murder weapon?
625
00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:58,861
Ah, excellent question, sir.
626
00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:00,781
Yes. I spotted the missing dental award
627
00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:02,992
when I first took the case.
I asked around weeks ago.
628
00:21:03,076 --> 00:21:04,160
Turns out a cleaning lady
629
00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:05,454
knocked it over and shattered it.
630
00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:06,957
Then why did you run in there like that?
631
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,291
Because in talking to you,
632
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,254
I realized what Philip's
worst fear actually was,
633
00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,799
that we would think he was
just some dummy that got lucky.
634
00:21:12,883 --> 00:21:14,050
Right.
635
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:15,803
He had planned the perfect crime.
636
00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:18,266
And it killed him when you said
he was sloppy and impulsive.
637
00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:19,893
He needed us to know how smart he was.
638
00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:22,231
Right. Like someone else I know.
639
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,316
Yup.
640
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,693
Kevin.
641
00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,571
[SNORTS]
642
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,159
[BOTH LAUGH]
643
00:21:30,243 --> 00:21:31,243
[SIGHS]
644
00:21:31,327 --> 00:21:33,121
I'm proud of you, Peralta.
645
00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:34,958
Thank you, sir.
646
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,085
Now let's go get some sleep.
647
00:21:37,169 --> 00:21:38,463
Hey, guys.
648
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,843
My goodness. We're almost late for work.
649
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:45,182
Oh.
Well, in that case, good morning, sir.
650
00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:46,517
Good morning, Peralta.
651
00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,108
God, I love this job.