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And so concludes this
year's Secret Santa drawing.
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Just a quick reminder of the rules,
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$40 limit, no perishable items,
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and no homemade
massage coupons, Hitchcock.
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Fine, then everyone'll have
to pay full price for them.
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Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card
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to any restaurant that serves nachos.
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I don't have you, Peralta.
Not only do I know
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that you do indeed have me,
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but I also know who everyone else has.
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That's not possible.
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Perhaps not for an ordinary
man such as yourself, Jeffords.
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But for the brilliant mind of
Detective Jacob "Sherlock" Peralta…
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I legally changed my name,
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it's quite simply elementary.
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For, you see, Amy made a face
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I only recognized from our bedroom,
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which means that she has Captain Holt.
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Charles has Terry.
His eyes keep shifting over to him.
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No, they don't. Terry looked disgusted,
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which means he has Hitchcock.
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Rosa didn't draw a name,
nor did she put one in.
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She doesn't wanna participate. Never do.
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Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads,
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and he quite clearly said Charles.
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I did get Charles. Scully has Amy.
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He's holding his paper name-side out.
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Oh, he's good. And I have Scully,
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which means Captain Holt has me.
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I'll be taking that gift card.
Daddy loves nachos.
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Should we draw the names
again and leave Jake out?
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ALL: Yeah! No! Sherlock wants a present!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, quick update on
the Warren Street break-in.
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Security cameras caught a picture
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of the suspect and guess what?
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That's right. We got a hot perp alert.
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-[IMITATES AIR HORN]
-ALL: Ooh!
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That's a handsome man. Mmm, I'd like to
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bring that guy to justice. We all would.
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But unfortunately, police cornered him
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and he shot himself in the face.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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All right.
Thank you for that shockingly dark update.
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-Anything else?
-DIAZ: Uh, yes.
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Something I'd like to say.
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I'm a pretty private person so
this is kinda hard for me, but…
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Here we go.
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I'm bi-sexual. All right.
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I will now field one
minute and zero seconds
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of questions pertaining to this.
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Go. Amy.
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How long have you known?
Since seventh grade.
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I was watching Saved
by the Bell and I thought,
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"Zack Morris is hot."
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And then I thought,
"Lisa Turtle, also hot."
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The fact that the words
Kelly and Kapowski
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didn't just come out
of your mouth is lunacy.
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What made you decided to tell us now?
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Charles found out on the road trip
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and I was positive he was not
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gonna be able to keep
the secret for much longer.
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Bye, Rosa.
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I mean, not "bi," but bye!
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I mean, see ya!
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I mean, have fun only
having sex with men.
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Just bangin' dudes, left and right.
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I just stopped saying bye all together.
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So are you seeing anyone now?
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Yeah. Her name's Tiffany.
Are you lying about her name
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so we won't look her up? Yes, I am. Next.
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Do you know Anne Heche? I do.
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Oh. I must say, this is going
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considerably better than when
I came out to my colleagues.
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They were not, as the kids say, "awake."
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Do you mean "woke"? I did mean woke.
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But it's grammatically incoherent.
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Okay, we have time for one more question.
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Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Nope.
Absolutely not. We're done.
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Smart. It was not tasteful.
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Is anyone else having
trouble with the Internet?
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SANTIAGO: I've been
trying to file a warrant request
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for 45 minutes and the
stupid server keeps timing out.
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Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels.
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This all started when Cyber
Crimes moved in downstairs.
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I bet those jerks are
hogging our bandwidth.
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Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit.
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I know! They were so fun.
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Remember their Christmas Party? [LAUGHS]
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Okay, Sergeant Jeffords
and I will talk to Cyber.
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Tell them I can't get on WebMD.
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My nipple tripled in size and I
wanna know if it's good or bad.
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Can't believe that's good.
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Hey. Was that weird earlier?
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You mean when Charles
showed us those pictures of Nikolaj
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taking a very sudsless bath?
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Yes, it was uncomfortable.
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No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi.
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Was it too touchy-feely?
Rosa, no. It was great.
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And don't worry, just because
you opened up a little bit
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doesn't mean everyone's
gonna be less afraid of you.
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We're all still terrified.
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Thanks, Jake.
So how'd your parents take it?
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Uh, I haven't told 'em yet. Really?
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I mean, of course, you don't have to
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but I just thought you guys
were getting closer since prison.
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No, I mean, we are.
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It's just, I don't know how I
would say something like that.
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Especially to my dad.
He's super traditional.
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I'm afraid this would
just mess everything up.
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We've been having so much fun lately.
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I don't wanna lose that. Okay.
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Maybe just be honest with them. Right?
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Tell 'em how you feel.
Like, you could say,
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"Mom, Dad,
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"I'm bisexual.
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"But I'm still your daughter.
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"I'm still the same person
that I've always been.
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"And who I love will never change that.
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"And you guys raised me
to be strong and confident.
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"And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore.
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"I am bi."
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Damn. That was…
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"And I know that this may
come as a shock to you,
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"but it's my truth.
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"So I hope you can accept that.
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Jake… "Maybe you still see me
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"as your little girl,
but I'm a woman now.
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"And I know my own heart."
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You done? Yeah.
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Wow, that felt amazing.
I really disappeared into it.
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Should I become an actor? Absolutely not.
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Copy that. All right. Good luck. Thanks.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Look, that guy's watching a video.
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No buffering.
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They got all the bars,
Captain, all the bars!
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Keep it together, Jeffords.
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Oh. You must be Raymond Holt.
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Whoa. No. Germs.
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We just wanted to ask about the Internet.
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Ever since you guys
arrived, things have gotten
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slow for us upstairs.
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We're the Cyber Crimes Unit.
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Kinda need the bandwidth.
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Do you guys even use
the Internet upstairs?
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I thought you just write
down your hunches
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in your notebooks with
your pens and paper.
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I'll have you know you're
speaking to your Captain.
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Well, I'll have you know
that we don't report to you.
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We report to the Commissioner's office.
Ever heard of them?
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I don't care who you report
to, this is what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna, um…
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-put the wires…
-Right.
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Um…
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Terry. Uh, into the things.
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And, and beef up the speeds, got it?
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We want beefy speeds!
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Long story short, we remain un-beefed.
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JEFFORDS: Unfortunately,
we're out of options.
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-They're just not scared of us.
-BOYLE: Right.
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But there is one person
who scares everyone.
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Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles,
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I wanna say… Alan?
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Close. It's Amy.
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This is nice.
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I can't believe you're buying me dinner.
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Oh, well, you really helped me today.
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Did I? I felt like I sorta
straight-splained how to come out to you.
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No, it was good practice.
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I think I'm ready to tell my parents.
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That's awesome. When are you gonna do it?
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In five minutes. What?
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Actually, scratch that, they're here.
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This is happening and I
need you to be here with me
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and also maybe just
step in and do it for me.
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Rosa, I think that's a really bad idea.
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And frankly, I'm not very comfortable…
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz!
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America's favorite couple!
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I didn't know Jake was joining us.
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Neither did I.
What a fun surprise that none of us
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were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right?
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You seem nervous. Why?
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Uh…
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Global warming.
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What a bitch, right? [LAUGHS]
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We all gon' drown.
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Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom
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for the duration of one conversation.
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No!
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Uh, guys, I have
something I need to tell you.
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What is it, honey? Uh, Jake, you take it.
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Seriously? Me? Oh, man.
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Now I really do have
to go to the bathroom.
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What, you didn't before? You lied?
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You know, Oscar, most people
just ignore my nervous rambling.
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Maybe shift focus back to Rosa.
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Don't worry. We know what's happening.
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You do? Of course.
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You and Jake are dating.
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OSCAR: That's why you were nervous.
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'Cause you know I never liked him.
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What? Okay, first of all, that's insane.
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We've only met once
and we totally hit it off.
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We talked about
soccer, I called it futbol.
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Oh, I see what happened.
But secondly, Rosa and I are not…
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Denying that we're dating.
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Uh, you're right. We're a couple.
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I love you, honey bun.
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Uh!
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We need your help, Gina.
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Gina, ugh, I haven't heard
that name in a long time.
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It's on your jacket.
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I know, but no one says it out loud
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and my baby can't read.
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Which, I'm told is normal
for a ten-week-old, so…
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How's little Enigma doing?
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We call her Iggy now,
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but you're gonna wanna keep it down
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because she's trying to
take a nap, okay, Amy?
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Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching
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the same volume that
you were speaking at.
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Amy, keep it down.
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HOLT: Yes, yes, babies are adorable.
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They're like we are but so much smaller.
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So we're here because
we're having an issue
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with the new Cyber Unit
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that has moved into the second floor.
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What happened to Sex Crimes?
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They were so nice.
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Remember their Christmas party?
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Oh, so good. Oh.
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But now Cyber's hogging our Internet
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and we can't get them to stop.
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But you can intimidate anyone
into doing what you want.
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No, sorry, I can't.
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That's precinct business,
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and, well, I've left that life behind.
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But your maternity leave
is over in two weeks.
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Amy, volume, okay?
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Volume!
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Hey, wait up.
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Why'd you leave the table?
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If we go to the bathroom
at the same time,
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they're gonna think we're hooking up
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since apparently we're dating now.
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I'm sorry I said that.
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I thought I was ready
to do this, but I am not.
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I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay?
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Yes, of course.
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Look, I support you no matter what.
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Just do whatever feels right.
254
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Can we just pretend to
be a couple for tonight?
255
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And then I'll tell them in a
few weeks that we broke up.
256
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Fine. But I have one rule.
257
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Hands off my butt.
That's not gonna be a problem.
258
00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:35,860
Well, you say that now
259
00:08:35,944 --> 00:08:37,820
but you're about to
enter the Jake Peralta
260
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boyfriend experience.
261
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It can be quite intoxicating.
262
00:08:40,949 --> 00:08:42,324
Hmm. Also, you sat on a meatball.
263
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Did I?
Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans.
264
00:08:45,245 --> 00:08:47,038
Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz
265
00:08:47,122 --> 00:08:49,290
and I'll meet you back
at the table, let's do this.
266
00:08:49,374 --> 00:08:51,208
Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able
267
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to bend Cyber to our will.
268
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So we need to change tactics.
269
00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:56,382
We need to woo them
270
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with the international
language of friendship.
271
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Pork. Oh.
272
00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:02,929
SANTIAGO: Ooh! I'll take it to them.
273
00:09:03,013 --> 00:09:04,139
It's all dudes down there
274
00:09:04,223 --> 00:09:07,323
and I'm not above using a
little flirtation to get what I want.
275
00:09:08,477 --> 00:09:10,271
Was that a wink? You tell me.
276
00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:13,482
I honestly don't know,
but you're all we got.
277
00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:14,741
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
278
00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:17,528
Hello, boys.
279
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Oh, wait, wait… I winked my contact out.
280
00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:22,574
No, no, no. It's still there.
281
00:09:22,658 --> 00:09:24,117
Oh, God, it's behind my eye!
Fall back, Amy.
282
00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:25,851
-Oh.
-JEFFORDS: I got it, I got it.
283
00:09:26,078 --> 00:09:29,415
Look, we got off on the
wrong foot this morning.
284
00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,750
And I was hoping we could start fresh.
285
00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,085
So we got you this.
286
00:09:33,169 --> 00:09:34,170
[CHUCKLES]
287
00:09:35,421 --> 00:09:36,964
Mmm. Decent.
288
00:09:37,173 --> 00:09:39,299
Great, now that you've
accepted our meat pile,
289
00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:41,301
perhaps you'll help
us restore our Internet.
290
00:09:41,385 --> 00:09:42,594
Sure. I can definitely help with that.
291
00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:45,097
Mmm. How many KBPSs are you looking for?
292
00:09:47,099 --> 00:09:48,517
Many. Yeah, that's not an answer.
293
00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:49,768
I need an exact number.
294
00:09:50,936 --> 00:09:52,479
One hundred. [CHUCKLES]
295
00:09:52,563 --> 00:09:54,023
Too few? Too many?
296
00:09:54,273 --> 00:09:56,066
Four. Okay, bro, I'll give you
297
00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:59,152
four kilobytes of Internet. [LAUGHTER]
298
00:09:59,236 --> 00:10:00,886
You're making a fool of yourself.
299
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,630
-[ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN]
-BOYLE: No! You're the fool!
300
00:10:03,949 --> 00:10:05,367
[GASPS] Hey, little man.
301
00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:06,451
Why so teeny?
302
00:10:06,535 --> 00:10:07,744
I'm not teeny. I'm average size.
303
00:10:07,828 --> 00:10:09,287
[LAUGHS] What a sad brag.
304
00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:10,455
I don't even know who you are.
305
00:10:10,539 --> 00:10:12,291
But I know who you are, Devin.
306
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:15,127
You tell everyone you
got a degree from Stanford
307
00:10:15,211 --> 00:10:17,963
but you really went to Stamforb,
308
00:10:18,047 --> 00:10:20,257
an online college based in Arkansas.
309
00:10:20,341 --> 00:10:21,716
[LAUGHTER] It's a good school.
310
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,136
GINA: You live with your aunt.
That's sad.
311
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,681
And you spend a third of your
salary on tropical fish and aquaria.
312
00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:30,058
[LAUGHTER] You know,
I found all this off of, hmm,
313
00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:32,811
20 minutes of idle snoopin' around.
314
00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:36,398
Imagine what I could do with
a dedicated couple of hours.
315
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,941
What do you want? I want you to give
316
00:10:38,025 --> 00:10:39,625
the Internet back to my friends.
317
00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:43,363
Mmm-kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin'
318
00:10:43,447 --> 00:10:45,616
and diggin' and diggin'.
319
00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:47,826
Fine!
I'll give you back your Internet, okay?
320
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:49,494
Just… We're through.
321
00:10:49,578 --> 00:10:51,913
Oh, and maybe your
co-workers would like to know
322
00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,791
what happened on your
7th grade field trip to D.C.
323
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,085
You monster.
He pooped in the Reflecting Pool.
324
00:10:57,169 --> 00:10:59,713
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
325
00:11:00,422 --> 00:11:02,299
So how did you two finally get together
326
00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:03,383
after all these years?
327
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:04,843
Oh, uh, you know,
328
00:11:04,927 --> 00:11:07,012
I've just been crazy about her forever
329
00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,222
and then one day I picked
up my battered old guitar
330
00:11:09,306 --> 00:11:10,765
and I sang her a song.
331
00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:11,850
Oh!
332
00:11:12,268 --> 00:11:14,352
How did it go?
Oh, you don't wanna hear it.
333
00:11:14,436 --> 00:11:15,437
PERALTA: Yeah. Yes, I do!
334
00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,439
Well, I don't have my guitar here.
Sing the song.
335
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:22,110
Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa,
Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz
336
00:11:22,194 --> 00:11:24,571
Rosa Diaz, Rosa Diaz Diaz Rosa, Rosa Diaz
337
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:27,116
Diaz, you are so cool
338
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,201
Sounds better with a guitar.
339
00:11:28,285 --> 00:11:30,453
-[PHONE RINGING]
-Oh! [CHUCKLES]
340
00:11:30,745 --> 00:11:32,747
Just put that away.
Who was that in the picture?
341
00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:35,583
Just my mom.
Kinda looked like your co-worker Amy.
342
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:37,084
Jake and Amy are friends. It's not weird.
343
00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:38,586
He had his arm around her
344
00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,087
and she was showing off a ring.
345
00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:41,714
Wow, you got a really good
look at that picture, huh?
346
00:11:41,798 --> 00:11:42,799
What's going on?
347
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:46,219
Jake and Amy are engaged.
348
00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:52,225
[SIGHS] That's okay.
349
00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,435
What? We understand.
350
00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:55,019
Love is complicated.
351
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:56,354
Wait, why would you be okay with that?
352
00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:58,481
Mijita, when you called this dinner,
353
00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:00,566
you were so nervous, we were worried
354
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,450
you were gonna tell us you were gay.
355
00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:06,281
So you would rather me be
356
00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,074
some dude's mistress
357
00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:10,408
than be in a loving
relationship with a woman?
358
00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:15,790
Well, Jake and I aren't dating.
359
00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:16,916
But guess what?
360
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,501
Your worst fears are real.
361
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,586
I'm not straight. I'm bisexual.
362
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,672
And I don't care what you think about it.
363
00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:24,215
Screw this. I'm outta here.
364
00:12:27,594 --> 00:12:29,845
I'm also gonna go. Are you guys on Venmo?
365
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,180
You know what? We'll figure it out later.
366
00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,183
This isn't the right time. All right.
367
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:42,608
Hey, so, I ran after you last night,
368
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:43,901
but I lost you in the subway.
369
00:12:43,985 --> 00:12:45,111
I took a cab home. Really?
370
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,238
Well, then, I definitely
terrified some random lady.
371
00:12:47,322 --> 00:12:49,448
Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go
372
00:12:49,532 --> 00:12:50,992
how you wanted with your parents.
373
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,076
It was fine.
374
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,160
Rosa, you don't have to say that.
375
00:12:53,244 --> 00:12:54,621
No, it really did go fine.
376
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:56,254
They texted me last night.
377
00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,416
"Don't worry about dinner.
See you at game night."
378
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,500
Nice.
379
00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:00,918
But very surprising.
380
00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:02,503
It's great. I told them I'm bi,
381
00:13:02,587 --> 00:13:03,963
and they still invited me to game night.
382
00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:06,382
They're clearly okay with it.
Well, I'm just glad it worked out.
383
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:08,259
Enjoy game night.
Actually, they want you to come
384
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:09,844
to make up for how awkward dinner was.
385
00:13:09,928 --> 00:13:11,763
Oh, fantastic. I'm still involved.
386
00:13:12,097 --> 00:13:14,557
Well, I'm sure your dad is a
super chill guy to play against.
387
00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:15,766
[LAUGHS] He is not.
388
00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:17,018
Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team.
389
00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:19,103
That is worse. Cool. So no good options.
390
00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:20,737
Super stoked about this invite.
391
00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:23,773
JEFFORDS: Here we go. [CLICKS]
392
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,360
It's loading! We got Internet!
393
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:28,446
All right, I guess my
work here is done, guys,
394
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:29,739
How can we ever thank you?
395
00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:30,823
I'll tell you how.
396
00:13:30,907 --> 00:13:32,700
Use this precious Internet.
397
00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:34,410
Use it every day.
398
00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:36,120
Keep multiple tabs open,
399
00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:37,580
stream videos in HD,
400
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:40,375
leave comments on
everything you can find.
401
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,337
Most importantly, make your avatars GIFs.
402
00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:46,172
I was thinking more like a pizza party
403
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:47,340
when you come back in two weeks.
404
00:13:47,424 --> 00:13:49,800
Oh, yeah. So here's the thing,
405
00:13:49,884 --> 00:13:51,218
I'm not coming back. What?
406
00:13:51,302 --> 00:13:52,303
Seriously? Yeah, listen,
407
00:13:52,387 --> 00:13:54,263
I have a daughter now
and when she grows up
408
00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,599
I wanna be doing something
that makes her proud.
409
00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:57,975
So I'm starting my own company.
410
00:13:58,059 --> 00:13:59,269
Ooh! What is it?
411
00:13:59,353 --> 00:14:01,903
I'm running a sports league
for other people's pets.
412
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:04,107
-Oh.
-BOYLE: Well, Gina,
413
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:07,236
as your colleague, best
friend, brother and ex-lover…
414
00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:09,529
Ugh… I fully support your dreams,
415
00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:11,281
but do you really wanna leave?
416
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:12,574
My mind is made up.
417
00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:13,659
And so,
418
00:14:14,702 --> 00:14:17,829
this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit
419
00:14:17,913 --> 00:14:18,997
from the Nine-Nine.
420
00:14:19,081 --> 00:14:22,460
I will remember you
421
00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:23,918
Where's that coming from?
422
00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:26,213
She's gone.
423
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:28,465
Do you think that's the
last time we'll ever see her?
424
00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,092
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
425
00:14:31,385 --> 00:14:32,386
Bye, Gina.
426
00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:36,640
I don't know what that is.
427
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,266
That could literally be anything.
428
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,935
Maybe try guessing. Rule violation!
429
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:41,311
OSCAR: You're not supposed to speak.
430
00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:42,813
There's our turn, once again.
431
00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:44,398
Oh, well, do you want me to tell you
432
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,774
what I was drawing just for fun?
433
00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:47,526
We're not playing just for fun.
434
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,694
Mmm-kay, well, don't
let my desire to have fun
435
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:52,448
ruin what seems to be
a very nice night so far.
436
00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:54,366
Right, Rosa? Yeah, right.
437
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,868
So your mother and I talked
438
00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:57,661
about what you told us last night.
439
00:14:57,745 --> 00:14:58,870
We don't need to talk
about that right now.
440
00:14:58,954 --> 00:15:00,288
We want you to know we're not upset.
441
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:01,498
Great. I'm not upset either.
442
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,632
Because no matter what you call yourself,
443
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:04,919
you still like men.
444
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:07,671
So you can still get
married and have a child.
445
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,714
I can do those things with
either a man or a woman.
446
00:15:09,798 --> 00:15:11,216
Yes, but it will be a man
447
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,093
because this is just a phase.
448
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:16,430
Okay, that's settled. Ladies up.
449
00:15:20,726 --> 00:15:22,686
So, since you're not coming back,
450
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,896
we wanted to bring you all your stuff.
451
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:28,024
It's a lot of gum and what seem to be
452
00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,444
blackmail files you've
been keeping on all of us?
453
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:31,736
I'm not a blackmailer.
454
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:34,364
If you tell anyone I am, I
will release your secrets.
455
00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,283
Look, we know you want
your daughter to be proud
456
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,534
of the work that you do.
457
00:15:37,618 --> 00:15:39,661
I just hope you know how important
you've been to the Nine-Nine.
458
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,414
Yeah, just today, I was able to
pull a warrant and arrest the guy
459
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:43,874
I've been tracking for three months
460
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,658
because you got the Internet back.
461
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:46,751
You're indispensable
462
00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:48,963
and we're really gonna miss you.
463
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:51,381
And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys.
464
00:15:51,465 --> 00:15:52,841
It just feels like it's time for me
465
00:15:52,925 --> 00:15:55,010
to, like, build something of my own.
466
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:57,179
Like my entrepreneurial idols,
467
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,014
Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor…
468
00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:00,098
The Superman villain?
469
00:16:00,182 --> 00:16:01,682
He built an empire, didn't he?
470
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:04,019
Yeah. Well, we wish you luck.
471
00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:06,396
And it's not gonna be
the same without you.
472
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,315
Mm, thanks for saying that, and…
473
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,401
I don't know, uh…
474
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:11,986
You know what?
475
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:14,311
You can have your blackmail files back.
476
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,739
I don't want 'em anymore.
477
00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:17,365
Gina, these are just photos of me
478
00:16:17,449 --> 00:16:18,867
in my everyday clothes. [CHUCKLES]
479
00:16:18,951 --> 00:16:20,995
I know. It's painful, right? All right.
480
00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,037
JULIA: Your turn, mija. Right.
481
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,046
[EXHALES]
482
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,050
Uh, a woman.
483
00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:35,844
Uh, uh, lady.
484
00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:38,597
Uh, women. Two women.
485
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:41,600
Holding hands, uh, friends.
486
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,435
Oh, mmm, uh, sisters!
487
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:45,770
Ooh! Business partners.
488
00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:47,647
Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh,
489
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:49,441
co-owners of a chocolate shop!
490
00:16:49,691 --> 00:16:52,193
Oh, love, love, what do women love?
491
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,778
Uh, George Clooney!
492
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:54,904
It's a wedding!
493
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,005
They're brides. They're in love.
494
00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:59,450
Mom, Dad, I know you
don't wanna talk about this
495
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:00,619
but I do.
496
00:17:01,077 --> 00:17:03,704
I might get married to a
man, like you so clearly want,
497
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:04,789
and I might not.
498
00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:06,332
Because this is not a phase.
499
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,116
And I need you to understand that.
500
00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:10,211
I'm bisexual.
501
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,380
There's no such thing as being bisexual.
502
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,465
Yes, there is.
503
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,967
I know there is because that's who I am.
504
00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:18,643
I'm attracted to both men and women.
505
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:20,930
I've known this about
myself for a really long time,
506
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,431
and I didn't wanna tell
you because I was afraid
507
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:24,565
you were gonna react
exactly like you are.
508
00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:27,411
What do you want us to say?
509
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,997
That you accept me for who I am.
510
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,656
Wow.
511
00:17:39,783 --> 00:17:40,784
Okay, let's go.
512
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,002
Hey. Got you coffee.
513
00:17:51,086 --> 00:17:52,503
I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea.
514
00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:54,089
Oh. That's cool.
515
00:17:54,255 --> 00:17:56,173
It only cost me, like, 18 bucks.
Brooklyn is a nightmare.
516
00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:58,009
Hey, man, thanks for
being there last night.
517
00:17:58,093 --> 00:17:59,093
Of course.
518
00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:00,970
Sorry again about how it all went down.
519
00:18:01,054 --> 00:18:02,179
Well, I'm glad I opened up to them,
520
00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:04,113
even if it didn't change their minds.
521
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:06,107
I finally said what I wanted to say.
522
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,435
It felt right. Yeah.
523
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:09,270
Still sucks, though.
524
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:10,814
Still sucks.
525
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:13,673
That's weird. My dad's here.
526
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,067
Hey, do you mind staying out here
527
00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:16,152
with me to talk to him?
528
00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:18,696
Um, yes, of course. Whatever you need.
529
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,781
[LAUGHS] Your face.
530
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,198
No, man, you've done enough.
Get out of here.
531
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:22,283
Oh, thank God.
532
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:23,451
Good luck.
533
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,121
Hello.
534
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,706
What are you doing here?
535
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,090
I wanted to say I'm sorry.
536
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,335
I reacted poorly last night.
537
00:18:33,253 --> 00:18:34,879
This is all new to me. I know.
538
00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:38,091
But it's also not new, you know.
539
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,259
I'm still the same person I always was.
540
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,178
Well, I don't feel I know that person.
541
00:18:42,262 --> 00:18:43,930
Dad… My fault, not yours.
542
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,683
I want you to be able
to tell me everything.
543
00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:48,942
I can't promise you I'll understand.
544
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:51,020
But I'm trying.
545
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:54,523
I want you to know that I
accept you for who you are.
546
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,818
And I love you very, very much.
547
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:00,613
I love you, too.
548
00:19:04,994 --> 00:19:08,664
So have you been on
any dates with women, yet?
549
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,082
Dad, we didn't talk about
my dating life before,
550
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,291
we don't need to talk about it now.
551
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,375
Yeah, good, good. You're right. [LAUGHS]
552
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,420
So where's Mom?
553
00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:17,965
Mmm, Mom needs a little more time.
554
00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:20,050
Oof.
555
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,576
I guess family game
night's gonna be kinda weird.
556
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,096
You know what, mijita,
557
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,030
maybe we better put game
night on hold for a little while.
558
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,103
Okay.
I'm gonna let you get back to work, okay?
559
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,568
I expect certain things
from my assistant.
560
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:41,279
Black ink only. No blue.
I'm not a street artist.
561
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:42,989
Also, if you must knock on my door,
562
00:19:43,073 --> 00:19:44,700
limit yourself to two raps.
563
00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,952
If I wanted to hear inane pounding,
564
00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:49,611
-I could go see Stomp.
-GINA: He could go see Stomp.
565
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,206
Gina. Who's this noob?
566
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,709
We had to hire someone to
replace you, Gina, because you quit.
567
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,128
Well, fire him. 'Cause I'm back, baby!
568
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:58,171
JEFFORDS: Really? What changed your mind?
569
00:19:58,255 --> 00:19:59,840
Was it the speech that
Charles and I gave you?
570
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,425
[CHUCKLES] No. Captain Holt said
571
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,510
he'd give me a 5% raise if I came back
572
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,345
and he's letting me sit at my desk
573
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:07,472
and work on my side
business one day a week.
574
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:08,890
We never had that conversation.
575
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,392
We just did, baby.
576
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,144
See ya, man bangs.
577
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:15,021
Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR
578
00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:16,606
before that start paperwork goes through.
579
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,525
Welcome back, Linetti.
580
00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:19,776
Thanks, man.
581
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,027
[GROANS]
582
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:22,529
All right, look, Gina, come on.
583
00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,281
It's just us now. Admit it.
584
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:25,532
Amy and I changed your mind.
585
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,159
All right, it was you guys.
586
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:28,535
I actually even cried a little bit
587
00:20:28,619 --> 00:20:29,745
after you left my apartment.
588
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,872
Aww. Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry?
589
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,790
Hey, calm down.
I had a baby ten weeks ago.
590
00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:36,293
I cried to a carpet cleaner
commercial yesterday.
591
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:38,086
Gina! Welcome back.
592
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,171
It's great to see you.
593
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,589
Hey, what's everybody doing tonight?
594
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,673
Nothin'. Why?
595
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,008
There's something we all need to do.
596
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:44,093
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
597
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:46,303
What's going on? Family game night!
598
00:20:46,387 --> 00:20:47,937
Don't worry, I brought Twister.
599
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,890
Hey. Hey, Rosa.
600
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:51,767
Hey, Rosa. Beer. Hey, Rosa. Snacks.
601
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:54,060
Eh, you know, in another lifetime,
602
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:56,146
you and I would've made a hot ass couple.
603
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,231
Agreed.
604
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,193
Diaz, you should be
very proud of yourself.
605
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:03,403
I know things aren't exactly
where you wanna be right now,
606
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:05,948
but, uh, I promise you they will improve.
607
00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:07,532
Thank you, Captain. Every time
608
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,566
someone steps up and says who they are,
609
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,663
the world becomes a
better, more interesting place.
610
00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:14,248
So,
611
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,708
thank you.
612
00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:21,087
Hey, do you seriously
only have two wine glasses?
613
00:21:21,171 --> 00:21:22,672
Yeah. I live alone.
Well, you're gonna need
614
00:21:22,756 --> 00:21:24,424
to get some more, 'cause
there's a lot of us here.
615
00:21:24,508 --> 00:21:25,759
Thank you for doing this, man.
616
00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,469
Of course. We'll be here every week.
617
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,597
Rosa, I broke both your wine
glasses and your fridge door
618
00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:31,681
and your bathroom.
619
00:21:31,765 --> 00:21:33,684
Every single week!