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Okay, we're all set
up in there, Mr. Peralta.

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Just sign here.

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What's all set up? What's going on?

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Ah, thank you for asking, Terrence.

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You see, the food in prison was inedible.

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All I thought about day and night

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were the things I wished I was eating.

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And you, Amy. I thought about you a lot.

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Sex with you, just, us
doing sex with foreplay.

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Great save, babe. Thanks. And so I
decided to make my food fantasy come true.

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Unbutton your pants
and take off your shoes,

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'cause there's gonna
be a doinkload of sodium

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at Freedom Feast 2017.

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We begin where all great stories begin.

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In the quaint little town
of French Fry Village.

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After that, we're gonna move our
adventure over to Cheeseburger Mountain,

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which consists, you
guessed it, of turkey burgers.

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I'm kidding, it's cheeseburgers.

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This is kind of just stuffing.
You can avoid that.

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But it's attached to the
Thanksgiving turkey theme

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'cause I was thinking
about that a lot up in the jail.

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And finally, we have a
big old Passover brisket

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'cause you know I loves my mom.

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If you would all take a
seat while I make a toast.

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Kindly raise your two liters.

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To freedom, to you, and most importantly,

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to orange drank.

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-And sex with Amy.
-ALL: To sex with Amy!

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Sorry.
Shouldn't have said that last part.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-Boink, boink.

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Good morning, sir.
Your expression is inscrutable as always.

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And yours is extremely scrutable.

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You want something.

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A video game, perhaps?

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Or a fidget spinner?
I do want both of those things,

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but that's not why I'm here.

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I'm back and I'm ready for
a case, so what do you got?

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A murder? A sui? A murder-sui?

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They often follow one another.

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Ooh, maybe you've got
an avunculicide up in there?

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The murder of an uncle. I'm surprised
you know what that word means.

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I learned about a lot
of new crimes in prison.

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Those people real bad.
You know you can't work a case yet.

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You've been assigned to desk duty.

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Oh, please.
Don't make me sit behind a desk all day.

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That's worse than prison.
No, it's not. Prison real bad.

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Those are the rules for anyone
experiencing a traumatic work-lapse.

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It wasn't that traumatic.
You just said, and I quote,

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"Prison real bad." Look, I'm ready.
I'm the same old Jake.

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I don't know why you
have an issue with this.

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Rosa was happy to comply.

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So, what, now I'm just supposed
to do anything that Rosa does?

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I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

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If Rosa were to jump off a cliff,

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she would've done her
due diligence regarding

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the height of the cliff,
the depth of the water,

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and the angle of entry, so… Yes.

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If you see Rosa jump
off a cliff, by all means.

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Jump off a cliff.

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You jump off a cliff. Gladly.

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Provided Rosa did first.

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Hey. Babe. You forgot your lunch at home.

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Aw, thanks Adrian.
You're the sweetest. Aw, of course.

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I French kissed every slice
of meat in that sandwich.

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Pimento, welcome back. How was Argentina?

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Eh, it was kind of boring, actually.

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Although, one funny
thing did happen to me.

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[MACHINE BEEPING]

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[SCREAMING]

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Still feels like you and
I have a different idea

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about what a funny thing is.

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Right? Anyway. I should boogie.

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What? Say goodbye to mommy.
Ooh, don't mind if I do.

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All right, I'm just gonna look over here.

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Okay. They're doing that thing. Man.

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I think it's still happening.
I'm still hearing it.

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Phew!

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Hang on. Were you creeps
watching that the whole time?

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Well… Uh…

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PIMENTO: I'm just kidding.
I know you were.

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It's like an eclipse.
You should always look at it

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with both eyes wide open.
Full on. You're welcome.

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I love you, babe.

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Love you, too. Yeah!

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Must be so nice having Pimento back.

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I mean, you shouldn't eat that sandwich.

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Something's wrong. He's acting weird

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er than normal? Yes.
He's not telling me something.

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You guys did spend several months apart.

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Maybe it's all in your head.

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Oh. Bitches be crazy,

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is that what you're saying, Terry?
What? No, no.

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I did not say that.
I would never say that.

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Not cool, Terry.
My relationship's in trouble.

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Terry loves women!

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[STAMMERS] Women be sane!

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Welcome to the first day of
the rest of your life, desk brother.

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I don't think so. This is just temporary.

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That's what I said.

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Join us, Jake.

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You know you want to.

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BOTH: We're going to Wing Slutz.

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My God. Charles!

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Charles, Charles, Charles!

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What's wrong? Going crazy over here, man.

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The only worthwhile thing I've
done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz

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about what kind of onion I am.

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Hmm. Vidalia.

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Ah. Cipollini.
That was not the point of my story.

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Oh. Desk duty is a nightmare.

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Name one thing someone accomplished

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while sitting behind a desk.
Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery.

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Yeah, but think about how
much faster he would've done it

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if he'd got off his ass
once in a while, right?

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Well, just tell me what
you're working on, huh?

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Before the stapling starts again, please?
Please?

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I don't know if I should.
Charles, Charles, Charles!

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I need this, man.
Just give me a little taste.

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Grand larceny. No!

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[GRUNTS] Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

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I just… I love grand larceny.

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I know. I didn't wanna bring it up.

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It'll never happen again, just…

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Who got robbed? Sneaker store.

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I hope you die! [EXCLAIMS]

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Oh! That was way too harsh.

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Charles, forgive me. This is crazy, right?
It doesn't seem fair.

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I should be working this case.

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Yeah. I will work this case.

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There's gotta be a way to fix it.
And I'm gonna figure it out.

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Are you serious? Yes.

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Yeah!

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Wow, throwing your file
all over the place, Charles?

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Really immature. Yeah, you're right.

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I'll go clean it up.

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Well, figured out
what's off with Pimento.

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He's cheating on me.

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[GASPING] No. Oh, Rosa.

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I found his credit card statement.

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There's a charge for a
restaurant called La Palapa.

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Two entrees. One flan.

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One flan? One flan.

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That's cold. Yeah.

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Cold. I'm so confused.

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BOTH: They shared the flan!

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Okay, but…
That seems like a bit of a stretch.

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Nope. When it comes to cheating,

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you gotta pay attention to all the signs.

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During my year abroad in
Japan, I learned that the hard way.

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Chiaki… [SPEAKING JAPANESE]

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There was no Japanese tea sock.
But there was a Japanese man.

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I wasted a year on Chiaki.

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So, what should I do?
Maybe don't jump to conclusions.

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No! Interrogate him!

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Follow the flan, Rosa.

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Follow the flan. Right.

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Follow the flan.

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Guess what I'm holding behind my back?

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Before we begin, what are the
parameters of the guessing game?

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How many guesses do I get?
Is there a time limit?

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Forget it. You ruin everything.

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It's the police code and ethics manual.

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Chapter four. Page 83.

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You should not have told me.
I never would've guessed it.

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Now I've won.

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This. This is what I've missed.

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It clearly states that I
can get off of desk duty

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if I pass a field evaluation
performed by a member

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of the Municipal Police Training Council.

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That's right. It's a loophole.

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Loophole high five.

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Loop… Hole.

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Loop… Hole!

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Enough. This is highly inappropriate.

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Did you also see where it states,

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"If you fail the evaluation,
you will be suspended"?

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I would have to take your gun and badge.
I'm not worried about that.

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I swear to my personal Lord
and Savior, Steph Curry, I'm ready.

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I think you're rushing. It's a bad idea.

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Doesn't matter.
I'm allowed to demand my own evaluation.

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Yes, but as your commanding officer,

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I choose the evaluator. And I choose…

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Me. Wait. What?

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I'm a qualified member of the MPTC.

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I'll administer it. All right. Fine.

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I'll pass your dumb evaluation

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and crack this case. Bring it on.

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I will. Good.

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Good. You're good. But I'm better.

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00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,745
And I'm gonna ace this
thing before you can even…

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Oh, wait, wait, what
are you writing down?

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Sir? What are you writing down?

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Charles… What's he writing?

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Write something good.
Write something good.

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We're just gonna leave.
Just stop writing. We're just gonna leave.

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We're gonna leave.
Just stop writing. Stop writing.

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Unless it's good. No.

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Is it good? Is it good?

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PERALTA: We're gonna go. Sir?

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Write something good.
Write something good.

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It looks like the perp
knew what he was after.

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All he took was a
shipment of thousand-dollar,

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limited-edition Weezies
designed by Little Wayne.

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Oh, it's Lil.

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Oh, like Lillian. No.

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Lillian Wayne. Okay. Okay.

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Captain, I hope you're
wearing your evaluating pants,

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'cause I'm about to put
on a crime-solving clinic.

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I am wearing my evaluating pants.
What? 'Cause I was just…

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Wait, what are evaluating pants?

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They have a deep bottom
pocket for my notepad,

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and they don't crease, which is a must,

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given how much I squat
during an evaluation.

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Mmm-kay, well there were
no witnesses to the crime,

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which is weird since there
was a long line of sneaker-heads

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right outside the window,
and you're actually squatting.

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Just, uh, ignore me. Unless you can't.

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It's not a problem. I love ignoring you.

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Don't write that down.
But continuing with the case,

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There were no signs of forced entry.

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Hmm. No fingerprints.

223
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Hmm. And no DNA evidence.

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Hmm. Okay, I can't ignore you.

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What are you writing down there?

226
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Probably that you're crushing it,
Jake, because you are crushing it.

227
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Are you trying to squat a peek?

228
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Of course I'm trying to squat a peek,

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but I also might be solving the case.

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Charles, come take a look at this.
There's a security camera

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across the street we didn't see before.

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I have a feeling our
answers are in that footage.

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Squat five. [GRUNTS]

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Too far. I'll move closer.

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Still too far. A little closer.

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Getting closer. There we go.

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[BOTH STRAINING]

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Worth it.

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I followed the flan. I confronted Pimento
about La Palapa and he lied to me.

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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

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He denied ever even
hearing about the restaurant.

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Hmm, that is strange. And this morning,

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he left the house in clean clothes.

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He never does that. Never?

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You need to follow him.
Catch him with his spoon in the flan.

246
00:08:57,653 --> 00:08:59,446
That's exactly what I was thinking.

247
00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:01,990
I need to check out a full
surveillance kit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

248
00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,284
That's against the rules. Sarge?

249
00:09:04,368 --> 00:09:07,412
There are no rules when it comes
to cheating, Amy. I totally agree.

250
00:09:07,496 --> 00:09:09,541
But unfortunately, the NYPD does not.

251
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:12,043
I can't lend you department
equipment for personal use.

252
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,337
But there may be a work-around.
Hitchcock!

253
00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:18,246
You have any surveillance equipment
Rosa can borrow? You mean my creep kit?

254
00:09:18,341 --> 00:09:20,510
No prob. Got another one in the car.

255
00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:23,305
See, Amy?
That's what a real friend looks like.

256
00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:26,683
Okay. Security footage came in.

257
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,393
Let's see what we got.

258
00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:31,271
Probably a huge break. Well,
let's not put too much pressure on it.

259
00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:32,689
You're right. It's probably a dead end.

260
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,566
Also not helpful.
Let's just watch the footage.

261
00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,152
Yes. Great. All right, so,

262
00:09:36,652 --> 00:09:38,695
here we have the camped-out
line of sneaker-heads.

263
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,073
Not much going on around midnight.

264
00:09:40,157 --> 00:09:41,533
-Let's just fast-forward.
-BOYLE: It's okay.

265
00:09:41,617 --> 00:09:43,159
Still pretty calm at around 1 a.m.

266
00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:45,036
-That's all right.
-PERALTA: Fast forward.

267
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,830
And also looking a little
bit slow around 3 a.m.

268
00:09:46,914 --> 00:09:49,499
So, basically it shows nothing.

269
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,920
Or… Does it show everything?

270
00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:56,341
Ooh! Sorry not sorry.
It was just a stupid pencil.

271
00:09:56,549 --> 00:09:58,259
It was a gift from my deceased father.

272
00:09:58,343 --> 00:10:00,393
A pencil? Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.

273
00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:02,930
[LAUGHS] Although on the other
hand, all my dad ever gave me

274
00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:05,015
was abandonment
issues, so, potato-tomato.

275
00:10:05,099 --> 00:10:07,893
But look at this.
Right around 4 a.m., the line moves down.

276
00:10:07,977 --> 00:10:10,981
Everyone except for that blue pup tent,

277
00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:12,775
which is interesting.

278
00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:14,776
Oh, my boy's got a hunch.

279
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,404
He's got bunches of hunches.
I think they didn't move down

280
00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:20,574
because they didn't care about their place
in line. I believe all they cared about

281
00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:23,202
was the placement of
their tent, which was…

282
00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:26,581
Right over this manhole cover.

283
00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:29,959
And I wonder what's behind this.

284
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,586
Hayouken!

285
00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,045
Oh, look.

286
00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:34,714
It's the sneaker store stock room.

287
00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:36,716
Whoa. How does he do it, folks?

288
00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:39,678
It was a team effort, Boyle.
Humble five? You know it.

289
00:10:39,762 --> 00:10:41,430
BOTH: Uh, I couldn't possibly.

290
00:10:41,681 --> 00:10:44,433
Of course we still have no idea
who was in the blue pup tent.

291
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,185
You know what? There is no pleasing you.

292
00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:47,812
That is accurate.

293
00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:51,732
-[PHONE BUZZING]
-[SIGHING] What do you want?

294
00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,116
-TERRY: <i>Hey.</i>
-AMY: Hi, Rosa.

295
00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:54,967
How's the Pimento stakeout going?

296
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,571
<i>Has he done anything suspicious yet?</i>

297
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,448
No. Just regular Pimento stuff.

298
00:10:58,782 --> 00:11:03,996
[SCREAMING]

299
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,998
Ugh. It's like he's going all
norm-core to through me off the scent.

300
00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:10,169
Or maybe it could be Pimento
wasn't cheating on you.

301
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,254
What?
You sound like a real Amy right now.

302
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,381
Hey… I know,

303
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,799
but even a broken Amy
can be right twice a day.

304
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,512
Hey! We went to lunch at La
Palapa and we shared the flan.

305
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,846
Oh, so you two are boning now?

306
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,097
No! No!

307
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,226
The flan's huge. Everyone shares it.

308
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,936
The restaurant tells you to. Hmm.

309
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,396
AMY: <i>Maybe it's time to
put the creep kit away, Rosa.</i>

310
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,814
Wait.

311
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,234
Pimento just walked up to a woman.
A female woman?

312
00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:34,570
<i>Rosa, is it a female woman?</i>

313
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,531
They just kissed. Oh, no.

314
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,659
-I'm so sorry, Rosa.
-ROSA: Whatever.

315
00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:41,494
Hope you enjoyed the flan.

316
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:45,165
So, what's this about a giant flan?

317
00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:48,125
The manager at the store
recognized the pup tent

318
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,045
from two previous sneaker launches.

319
00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:52,880
And he ID'd the owner
as one Morris Richman.

320
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,968
Who just so happens to work for Con Ed,

321
00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:57,678
on underground electrical wires.

322
00:11:57,762 --> 00:12:01,974
He also just so happens
to live a-right a-here.

323
00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:03,642
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

324
00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:05,811
You might wanna squat
for this, Mr. Evaluator.

325
00:12:05,895 --> 00:12:08,731
I decide when the squatting is necessary.

326
00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:13,820
This was my choice.

327
00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:16,823
Can I help you? NYPD.
Are you Morris Richman?

328
00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:18,533
Yes. And are those…

329
00:12:18,784 --> 00:12:21,161
Weezies? Yes.

330
00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,079
Well done, Peralta. Thank you.

331
00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:25,875
But it wasn't me. It was Steph…

332
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,835
Working through me.

333
00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:31,171
What is going on?
Oh, he's been evaluating me.

334
00:12:31,255 --> 00:12:33,215
It's been up and down,
but this is a clear win.

335
00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:34,758
Oh, sorry, you mean
what's going on with you?

336
00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:37,720
You're under arrest for grand larceny.
I didn't do anything.

337
00:12:37,804 --> 00:12:39,806
Is this about the Weezies?

338
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,225
A friend gave them to me.

339
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,685
I'm innocent. Come on, man, I'm innocent.

340
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:45,145
Sure you are, buddy.

341
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,314
We all know you did it.

342
00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:51,527
[GASPS]

343
00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,252
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-Charles!

344
00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,573
We arrested the wrong guy. What?

345
00:12:55,657 --> 00:12:59,369
Morris Richman didn't do it.
We have to fix this right now. [SIGHS]

346
00:12:59,869 --> 00:13:01,569
I'll wait for you to not be naked.

347
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:06,292
This is really bad, Charles. Jake,
can you please spiral a little quieter?

348
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:09,713
Nikolaj is still asleep and if he hears
two men arguing in the next room,

349
00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:11,214
he might think he's getting sold again.

350
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:13,467
Aww, man, his backstory is so sad.
I know.

351
00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:15,385
Look. I don't know how I
screwed this up, I mean,

352
00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:17,304
maybe Holt got in my
head with all of his squatting.

353
00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:19,264
It was a powerful image.
I think I rushed this all

354
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:20,724
so I could pass the evaluation.

355
00:13:20,808 --> 00:13:22,559
Bottom line, we arrested the wrong guy.

356
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:24,061
What about the pup tent?

357
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,897
And the manhole?
And he was wearing Weezies.

358
00:13:25,981 --> 00:13:27,732
Maybe his friend gave
them to him just like he said.

359
00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:30,068
[SIGHS] We have no physical
evidence tying him to the stock room.

360
00:13:30,152 --> 00:13:31,569
Plus, where are the rest of the sneakers?

361
00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,114
[SIGHING] Okay.
So, do we tell Captain Holt?

362
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,407
No.
Then he'll fail me and I'll get suspended.

363
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:38,076
We gotta solve this on our own.

364
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:41,288
And I think I know how.
I found a lead on the dark web.

365
00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:42,831
Nice. The dark web.

366
00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:45,125
It's the only place you
can buy quality bat meat.

367
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:47,419
Mmm. Gross. Anyways, I posted a message

368
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:50,203
looking for Weezies and I
got pointed to MizzBK-Sneaks.

369
00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:51,923
She put this pic up yesterday.

370
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:55,011
Ah. Those are our stolen shoes.
But who's MizzBK-Sneaks?

371
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,721
Her name is Jenny McFadden.

372
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:59,391
She moves her merch out of the
back of a bodega on Willoughby.

373
00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:00,934
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, one problem.

374
00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:03,728
If we go to the bodega looking
like detectives, we'll spook her.

375
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,146
Right you are, Charles my chum.

376
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,898
But we won't look like detectives.

377
00:14:06,982 --> 00:14:08,608
I brought all my best sneakers.

378
00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:11,237
Get your fat, sweaty feet ready. Yeah.

379
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,239
We're gonna look flippity-dippity-fly.

380
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:16,576
Hey. So, you doing okay?

381
00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,661
-[CLANGING]
-Not really.

382
00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:22,039
I waited outside that restaurant for
two hours and he never came out.

383
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,874
Cantaloupe? I'm good. Amy?

384
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,377
Also good. Also good.

385
00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:27,087
I spent the whole night riding my bike,

386
00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:29,172
just thinking and riding,
riding and thinking.

387
00:14:29,256 --> 00:14:31,007
Also, I drank some water from the stream.

388
00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:32,396
And what did you figure out? I'm gonna

389
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,052
dump his ass.
He should be here any minute.

390
00:14:34,136 --> 00:14:35,762
Oh, you're gonna do it at work.
That's great.

391
00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:37,180
There you are.

392
00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:38,640
Babe, I've been
looking for you all night.

393
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:42,061
You didn't come home. 'Cause I knew
if I did, I would stab you in the face.

394
00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:44,397
Oh, Terry, we have the
thing in the other room.

395
00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:45,773
Mmm-hmm. Phone…

396
00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:47,957
Yeah. Meeting. Uh, work.
Friend lunch. Yep.

397
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:51,404
So is this a sexy stab in the face?

398
00:14:51,488 --> 00:14:53,031
Or an angry stab in the face?

399
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,741
Don't play dumb with me.

400
00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:56,869
I know about your mistress.
I know about La Palapa.

401
00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:58,120
I know about the flan.

402
00:14:58,412 --> 00:15:01,612
Babe, wait. Oh, I've been waiting.
I waited all night to do this.

403
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:05,252
We're done. It's over. What? No. [GROANS]

404
00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:08,046
[SIGHS] I don't have a mistress.

405
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:10,467
That woman's name is Señora Reyes.

406
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,843
She's my Spanish teacher.

407
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,386
Oh, please. No, I'm serious.

408
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:14,846
The only reason we were even at La Palapa

409
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,723
was so I can practice
ordering in Spanish.

410
00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:17,808
And, by the way…

411
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,311
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

412
00:15:21,979 --> 00:15:23,105
It did?

413
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,860
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

414
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:32,573
Oh, my God.

415
00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:35,076
Adrian, I'm so sorry.
You must be so mad at me.

416
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,036
What? No, of course I'm not mad at you.

417
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,820
Are you kidding?
Jealousy's, like, the hottest emotion.

418
00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:42,250
Let's do this. Okay, let's do it.

419
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:43,794
[BOTH MOANING]

420
00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,505
All right.
This guy looks like the gatekeeper.

421
00:15:46,589 --> 00:15:48,299
Just follow my lead. Okay.

422
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,384
[CLEARS THROAT] Hey, how are ya?

423
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,596
Just grabbing a couple things.

424
00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:57,559
Ham puffs, a single tampon,
and a hot rod magazine?

425
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,393
Know how we do. [EXCLAIMS]

426
00:15:59,477 --> 00:16:00,728
[BOTH LAUGHING]

427
00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:02,855
Hey, listen, we're looking
to score some kicks.

428
00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:05,289
You know where we can find some?
Yeah. The mall.

429
00:16:05,525 --> 00:16:08,528
The mall.
What do we look like, Jay and Silent Bob?

430
00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:11,824
[ALL LAUGHING]

431
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:14,701
Actually, yeah.

432
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:17,496
Fair enough.
Look, we're friends with Jenny McFadden.

433
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,832
Okay. Well, if that's true,

434
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,835
tell me what her favorite shoe is.

435
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,505
Old school Impala All-Stars.

436
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:29,301
-Okay. I'll go get her.
-PERALTA: Great.

437
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:30,802
I can't believe that worked.

438
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,971
I just guessed the coolest
shoe I knew and I was right.

439
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,681
Nope, he's running away.

440
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,226
Ugh, these shoes are so uncomfortable!

441
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:41,439
They're dress sneakers, you're
not supposed to run in them.

442
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:43,483
Freeze!

443
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:45,360
NYPD. Let me see your hands.

444
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:48,610
[SIGHS] I didn't do anything.
Then why were you running?

445
00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:50,114
I didn't want any trouble.
I have two priors.

446
00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:52,950
Where is Jenny McFadden?
There is no Jenny McFadden.

447
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:55,203
That's a cover for the
dude who steals the shoes.

448
00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,206
His name is Morris Richman. Oh, no.

449
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,916
No, no, no, no, no.
Why are you freaking out?

450
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,627
This is great. You were right all along.
It was Morris Richman.

451
00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:04,129
You'll definitely pass
your evaluation now.

452
00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:06,048
Yeah, the only thing is…

453
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,884
You let Morris Richman go?

454
00:17:11,554 --> 00:17:13,139
Single tampon?

455
00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:19,354
I am in shock, Peralta. I can't
believe you released Morris Richman.

456
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:22,065
We have evidence.
Great evidence that Jake found.

457
00:17:22,232 --> 00:17:24,275
Exactly, which makes it
even worse that he let him go.

458
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,153
That's not fair.
I was trying to help, but he tricked me.

459
00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:29,031
You blew this case.
You bungled your evaluation,

460
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,575
and you never retrieved
my father's pencil.

461
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:34,077
Sir, I am happy to get you a new pencil.
It won't be the same.

462
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:35,746
And now you're just standing
here, mum as a mouse.

463
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:37,331
Have you nothing to say for yourself?

464
00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:39,082
I can explain. Of course he can.

465
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,586
My boy's got bunches of explunches.
Hit 'em, Jake.

466
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,588
I'm not ready to be back.

467
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,590
You should suspend me. What?

468
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,801
Look, when we arrested Richman

469
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,346
and he said he didn't do it, I just…

470
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,139
I couldn't stop thinking about it.

471
00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,643
I mean, what if he was telling the truth?
What if he was innocent

472
00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:57,936
and I was putting an
innocent man in jail?

473
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:02,149
It's just… Feels a lot harder for
me to put another human being

474
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,735
in prison after experiencing it myself.

475
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:05,903
It's really horrible.

476
00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:07,363
Look, I wanted to be back in the field,

477
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:08,864
because I wanted to be the old me,

478
00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:12,369
but the truth is, I'm not the old me yet.

479
00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:14,913
Maybe I never will be.

480
00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:18,500
Anyways, I'm gonna
go cry in the bathroom.

481
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,753
Peace out, homies. [LAUGHS]

482
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,883
Hey. What's going on?

483
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,259
I thought everything worked out.

484
00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:28,469
Is there a reason you're still upset?

485
00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:29,929
What makes you think I'm upset?

486
00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:31,806
The giant hole you carved into the table.

487
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,850
Oops. Didn't notice.

488
00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,603
There. Fixed it. Look, I get it.

489
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:40,774
You feel guilty about accusing
him of cheating. That's on me.

490
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,236
I encouraged you because of
all my unresolved Chiaki issues.

491
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,989
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

492
00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:49,199
No, it's not that, it's just…

493
00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:51,159
Last night, when I
ended things with Adrian,

494
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,329
I had this huge feeling of relief.

495
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:56,457
It's the first time in a long
time that I felt like myself again.

496
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:59,544
Oh, Rosa. I think I got so worked
up about him cheating on me

497
00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:01,254
because I wanted it to be true.

498
00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:03,214
I needed an excuse to end things.

499
00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:05,842
And now I don't know what to do.

500
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,803
I think you do know what to do.

501
00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:10,348
Thanks, Amy.

502
00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:16,103
I have no idea what she's gonna do

503
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,940
but that's the safest way
to give Rosa advice. Yep.

504
00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:23,527
Packing your desk. That's a major downer.

505
00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:26,740
Yeah, so why are you smiling like that?
We found Morris Richman.

506
00:19:26,824 --> 00:19:28,491
Nuh-uh, Jake found him.

507
00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:31,494
We talked about this, Boyle. We agreed
that if you couldn't keep it together,

508
00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:33,778
you couldn't be a part of this.
I'll be good.

509
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,040
We went through your case file,

510
00:19:36,124 --> 00:19:37,500
and everything we needed was there.

511
00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:40,170
Richman's aliases, his known associates,

512
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,673
and an address in Queens
that he used as a safe house.

513
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:44,759
The 2-7 just picked him up.
Tell him the other stuff. Tell him.

514
00:19:44,843 --> 00:19:45,843
Tell him now.

515
00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,679
Yeah. I can't be here.

516
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,974
When you demanded
to be put back in the field,

517
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,727
I worried that you were being
flippant about your time in prison.

518
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,565
I thought you would be
reckless, but I was wrong.

519
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,067
Prison has made you more cautious.

520
00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:03,070
Yeah, but what if I'm too cautious now?

521
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,113
I mean, I used to see
everything as black and white,

522
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:07,365
and now, it's looking real gray to me.

523
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:11,454
I wish every cop had a voice in their
head asking, what if he's innocent?

524
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:14,207
You see it as weakness,
but it means you're growing.

525
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,376
It makes you a better detective.

526
00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:17,877
So, you passed your evaluation.

527
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:21,047
You can go back in the field. Oh.

528
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:22,381
[LAUGHS]

529
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:23,925
Well,

530
00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:25,803
Thank you for passing me.

531
00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:29,187
But I actually feel like I need
a little bit more time to readjust.

532
00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:32,059
I think I should ride the
desk for a few more weeks.

533
00:20:33,561 --> 00:20:34,729
I respect that.

534
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,650
Okay, Charles, you can come hug us now.
We know you're still there.

535
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,278
I never left.

536
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,739
Thank you for understanding. Yeah.

537
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:45,908
Oh. Look.

538
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:47,326
Oh, boy.

539
00:20:48,076 --> 00:20:50,495
Here's your blood back. Mmm.

540
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,832
Well, in that case,

541
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,668
I guess you should
have your blood back too.

542
00:20:55,752 --> 00:20:58,712
What? How did you get this? You know, I
might want a couple minutes up here alone.

543
00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:01,382
Just to kinda process this, you know.

544
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,635
Of course.

545
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,601
-[DOOR OPENING]
-[SIGHING]

546
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,460
So, how'd it go?
It actually went surprisingly well…

547
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,482
-[BANGING]
-[SCREAMING]

548
00:21:16,899 --> 00:21:19,360
[SOBBING]

549
00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:21,946
No! Rosa!

550
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,449
[SOBBING]

551
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,760
Honestly, this is the
best I could've asked for.