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So, I got assigned to this one rookie,
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and on his training day,
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I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint.
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King Kong ain't got nothing on me.
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Isn't that the plot and tagline of…
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The movie Training Day?
Yes, great observation, Tank.
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That's because it's based on my life.
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Lunch is over. Bus your trays.
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Now, Peralta. I haven't finished
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my lemon cookie, Bull.
And you're not gonna get to,
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either. Give it to me.
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Oh, you want the cookie?
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PRISONERS: Oh! There's your cookie.
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You're going in the hole.
Oh, I'm going in the hole?
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on!
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PRISONERS [CHANTING]:
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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Remember what you saw here today!
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You can lock me up, but
one day I'll get out of here,
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and I'll come for you!
I'll come for all of you!
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Hey, Warden. What's up?
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Next time, don't wait
so long to spit the cookie.
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I've been waiting in
here for four minutes,
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and it's gross.
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Oh, man, it really is. Okay, snitch time.
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What's up with Romero?
All right, he's got
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a "delivery" coming in
on Wednesday night.
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One of the cafeteria workers
is smuggling something in
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with the produce. [LAUGHS] Great.
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See you Thursday. Wait, what?
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You're just gonna leave
me in here, in solitary?
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You spit in a guard's face.
That's five days in the hole.
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Yeah, but, I mean, you made me do that.
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Well, we don't want anybody
getting suspicious, huh?
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-Have fun.
-[KNOCKING]
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Try not to go crazy.
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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Okay. No big deal.
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Five days is nothing.
I'm not afraid to be alone
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with my thoughts.
My thoughts are awesome.
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Die Hard 6 on a cruise
ship, pizza bagel restaurant,
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my father never loved me,
I'm gonna die alone… Oh, boy,
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that happened fast. Guard? Guard!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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A 300 call number in
the fine arts section?
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What is this, Beirut?
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You know, you don't work here.
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You don't have to reshelve the books.
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[SNIDELY] Well, someone has to.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm just really stressed out.
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You're a great librarian,
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and I'm sure you're not the one
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who shelved this section. I am.
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God, Debbie, what is going on with you?
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[SIGHS]
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[OBJECT THUDS]
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Debbie? Is that you?
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Are you mad? Because I think
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I've been more than fair.
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Hello, Detective Santiago.
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Ah, no need for the gun.
I'm not here to hurt you.
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My name is Seamus Murphy.
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Yeah, I know who you are.
Every cop in the city does.
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What do you want, Seamus? To help.
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I know your boyfriend got framed.
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Maybe I could give you the proof you need
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to take down the cop that set him up.
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You have something on Hawkins?
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She's about to move
five million dollars' worth
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of stolen diamonds… Stones that tie her
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to the robberies. I could tell you
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how to find them. Why would you do that?
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'Cause I wanna be friends.
I do you a favor,
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and one day, you do me a favor.
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I don't know. Think about it.
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But don't think too hard, huh?
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You only got three days.
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Forgive me, books.
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Oh, God.
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So, how was your first stint in solitary?
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[SCOFFS] It was nothing.
I held it together.
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Oh, Amy.
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When'd you get here?
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You've come for my conjugal capabilities.
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You're looking real good, girl.
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-[PLOPS]
-Whoop, lost a booby.
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No matter. I'll just build another one.
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More mashed potatoes!
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So, what happened with
that sweet intel I gave you?
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Your tip was garbage.
We busted Romero's delivery.
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Get this. Nothing but toothbrushes,
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shampoo, and soap. Ooh, lemon verbena.
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Can I keep this?
Yes, you should. You reek.
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'Cause you put me in the hole.
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Have you ever heard of Blizz?
Yeah, the drug, right?
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Uh-huh. And thanks to your pal Romero,
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it's taking over the prison.
I need you to find out
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where he keeps his stash. [SNORTS] Well,
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I doubt he would tell me that.
I'm not exactly
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in the inner circle. Maybe you just need
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some extra incentive. Find the stash,
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or I'll tell everybody you're a snitch.
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What? No. They'll kill me.
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You don't want that, right?
It'd probably be a lot of
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paperwork for you. Oh, it's not.
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It's just one form, and
it's already filled out.
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We just have to staple a
picture of your corpse to it.
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Great. Prison is great.
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-[PHONES RINGING]
-[STAFF CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
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He said I have three days to decide.
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We should tread lightly.
Seamus Murphy is the head
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of the most brutal
crime family in New York.
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This is bad. This is really, really bad.
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Are you concerned about Seamus Murphy,
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Detective Scully, or
were you having trouble
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with the jumble? Oh, the first one.
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Murphy didn't ask me
to do anything illegal.
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He just wants me to owe him a favor.
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Right, but we don't want to be indebted
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to a man like this. I understand,
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but we've been watching
Hawkins for a month,
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and we have nothing to
connect her to the robberies.
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Maybe we should pursue other routes.
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Um, some of us are already
pursuing other routes, Amy.
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This is Charles Boyle,
and you're listening to
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"Detective Peralta. A God in Shackles."
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But first, this podcast is
brought to you by Fun Frames…
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Make your spectacles a spectacle.
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And how is your podcast
supposed to get Jake out of prison?
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I lay out the facts,
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people see he was framed.
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I build an audience.
I get a celebrity listener.
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It's Debra Messing. She tweets a link.
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Now Sean Hayes is involved.
Boyle, that's enough.
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SANTIAGO: I know dealing
with a criminal is bad news,
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but I can't just let Jake sit in prison.
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Okay, maybe we can figure
out what Murphy knows
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without taking his deal.
He says that Hawkins is
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moving the diamonds in three days.
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That's a new lead. Let's work it
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instead of putting
your career in jeopardy.
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Okay, let's give it a shot.
[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo!
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That was also not about the jumble.
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We're all excited about the same thing.
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[IMITATING BATMAN] Did you miss me?
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Oh, my God! It's Jake! Don't kill me!
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I was just doing Batman!
What's wrong with you?
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Never sneak up on me.
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I was sharpening my shiv.
Right, I'm sorry.
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It's prison. I forgot.
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What's up? I'm busy, bitch.
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Well, all that time in the hole kind of
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got me thinking.
I'm clearly gonna be here for a while.
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I wanna live my best
prison life, and for me,
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that means doing more for the gang.
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Now I was thinking,
specifically, I'd be great
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in and around the world of drugs,
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because, let's be honest,
I'm not great at murder.
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What do you think? Nah, that's okay.
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I don't need any help. Totally, totally.
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You're great at what you do.
You don't need me.
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But, maybe, I could learn from you.
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You know? Sort of shadow you for a while
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and see how your operation runs.
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Go from bitch to boss, as it were.
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Jake, you stop pushing it.
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You're gonna make
me think you're a snitch.
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And you know what I do to snitches?
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Give them a public dressing down?
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Castrate them. [INHALES SHARPLY]
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And then I kick 'em to death.
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Cool. Cool, specific policy.
Love the attitude, love you,
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love all of this. Okay, see you
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in the mess hall, Romero. Bye, Romero.
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Hey, I'm in a bind. I need your help.
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That's what friends are for.
Well, "friends" might be
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a bit of a stretch.
I mean, you're a cannibal
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that ate six people. Nine and a half.
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Yup, worse.
All right, here are my options.
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A, I keep pestering Romero
to tell me where the drugs are,
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he realizes I'm a snitch,
then he castrates me
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and kicks me to death. That's not great.
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What's option B?
I back off Romero, never find
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out where the drugs are,
the warden tells everyone
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I'm a snitch, and then
Romero castrates me
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and kicks me to death.
Mmm, both options sound…
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A little castrate-y?
Yeah, that's what I keep
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bumping up against too.
Well, you know, whenever
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I'm backed into a corner,
I just do what I do best.
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I drive across country,
forge a new identity,
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and then take a job as a camp counselor.
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Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius.
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I wouldn't say genius.
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That camp ran a pretty
extensive background check.
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No, not that…
Your past is a straight-up nightmare,
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but I need to do "what I do best".
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Be a cop, work the case,
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figure out where the drugs are on my own.
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And you tell the warden,
and the warden will
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bust Romero. And Romero won't think
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I'm a snitch, because he
never told me where they are.
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All right, this is gonna be tough.
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I'm really gonna have
to thread the needle.
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Ooh!
I got really good at threading needles.
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Back when you were
making your skin suit, I know.
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Look, I like being friends
with you, but you have to
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stop bringing that up. But we're friends?
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[STAMMERS]
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Moving $5 million in diamonds
is not an everyday activity,
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so Hawkins must be altering her behavior.
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She's not.
I've been tailing her for days.
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Scully and I went out
to Flaxton Hill Farms
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to watch the guy who
testified for Hawkins.
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All he does is feed his pigs.
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They eat seven or eight meals a day.
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Sometimes by force.
They're living the dream.
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You know they get slaughtered.
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-Worth it.
-SANTIAGO: Hey, I think
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I found something interesting.
I was double-checking
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last month's surveillance photos,
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and I noticed this.
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Hawkins has two different phones.
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Her normal cell, and then this one
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that only has one app on
the home screen, Snapchat.
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Oh, she's up to something.
Snapchat messages disappear.
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You can send anything to anybody,
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and after they see it,
it's like I never sent it.
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Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.
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Could we put a mirroring app on her phone
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so we could watch everything she does?
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Oh, those work great,
but you have to physically
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have her phone to install it.
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Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.
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BOYLE: I know how we
can get Hawkins' phone.
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We get her to visit prison.
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They make you leave
your phone in your car.
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I wanted to record Jake for the podcast,
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but they said I couldn't.
I had to have Terry on
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as a guest. I gave up my Saturday
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for that. You said I did great.
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I'm the host. I have to say that.
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So, all we need to do is get
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Hawkins to visit someone in prison.
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No, absolutely not.
What would I even say to her?
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Well, perhaps you could ask her to put in
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a good word for you with the warden,
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so you can get extra yard time.
So, you want me to beg
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the woman I hate for mercy. Cool.
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Oh, one problem. How do I stop myself
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from smashing through
the glass and squeezing
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the life out of her with my bare hands?
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Maybe you could just imagine doing that.
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It'd be probably just as fun
as actually doing it, right?
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No. I'm with Diaz.
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Imagination is never the solution.
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We just need three
minutes to get inside her car
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and install the app.
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Okay. I can grovel for three minutes.
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But one second more… Yes, yes, we know.
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You burst through the glass
and squeeze the life out of her
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with your bare hands.
Well, I think we have a plan.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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Don't let them see us. Blend in.
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I gotta tell you, cop work
is a lot like cannibal work.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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The watching… The following…
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The waiting for soccer practice to end.
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Come on, man.
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Did you see that? Romero just went
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into the showers for
the second time today.
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Well, maybe he just likes to relax.
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No one is relaxed in a prison shower.
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It's literally the most tense situation
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I've ever been in.
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What's he doing in there?
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That must be where he stashes the Blizz.
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Unless he's just having sex…
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No, but he's a huge homophobe.
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It's where he stashes the Blizz.
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But all homophobes are secretly gay.
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You know what? It doesn't matter.
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We'll check it out later, when he's done.
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SANTIAGO: Hawkins must
be through security by now.
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Rosa promised us three minutes, tops.
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We'll get the phone. Captain Holt,
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can you distract the lot attendant?
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I'm not Captain Holt.
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I'm Joe Wozniak,
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here to see my girl in prison.
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And, to help me pass as straight…
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Kevin's rose-shearing hat.
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Little Rosa Diaz.
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So, I hear you want me to
put in a good word for you
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with the warden?
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Yes.
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"Yes," what?
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Yes… Please.
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I love this. This is so much fun for me.
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Can I help you? I'm just trying
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to work up the nerve to see her.
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See who? My female wife, Crystal.
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I was cheating on her with
a waitress from Wing Sluts
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named Jamie-Lynn. One night,
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when I was philandering,
Crystal caught me
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kissing Jamie-Lynn's heavy breasts.
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She flew into a rage,
and now she's serving
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five years for aggravated assault.
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00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:21,508
Hey, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, thanks, man.
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Hey. Bring it in?
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Oh… [INHALES DEEPLY]
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SANTIAGO: That's the signal. Go!
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Oh, the phone!
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Pretty please? More.
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With sugar on top? More.
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You should've seen Jamie-Lynn.
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She looked exactly like
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Maxim Hot 100 honoree Jasmine Sanders.
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Thirty-five seconds on the download.
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It just seems like you
wanna be with Jamie-Lynn.
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I mean, you keep talking
about her thigh gap.
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That's my favorite part of a woman.
321
00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:57,887
There's nothing more intoxicating
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than the clear absence of a penis.
323
00:12:00,348 --> 00:12:02,642
But, you're right.
I need to forget about Crystal.
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00:12:02,726 --> 00:12:04,144
Thanks for the advice.
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I'm off to plow my mistress.
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More.
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Time's up.
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[BOTH SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
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Diaz.
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Hello? Diaz!
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You don't even beg well.
Have fun rotting in prison.
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-[RECEIVER SLAMS]
-Okay.
333
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,432
Thanks for coming in.
334
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,851
So, you really think this is where
335
00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:38,479
Romero's stashing the drugs?
336
00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:40,314
I mean, it's a good idea.
There's no cameras in here.
337
00:12:40,398 --> 00:12:42,317
What does Blizz look like?
Like little white candies.
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00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:43,985
Oh, I love candies.
Many say to the point that
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it'll eventually kill me.
340
00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:48,074
Hey, I found something.
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00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,868
Oh, twinsies.
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00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,246
What is this? A melon baller?
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00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:54,041
Wait a minute.
344
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,917
Romero doesn't stash the drugs in here.
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He comes in here to make the Blizz balls.
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00:12:58,086 --> 00:13:00,089
So, he brings a brick
of drugs into the shower
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00:13:00,173 --> 00:13:01,883
without getting noticed? Yeah…
348
00:13:02,468 --> 00:13:03,594
Oh, my God.
349
00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:05,512
He smuggles the Blizz into the prison in…
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00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:07,223
The soap dish. No, in the soap.
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00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,558
It's in the soap. Oh, yeah!
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00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:09,725
That's much better. I get it.
353
00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:11,395
I did it! I cracked the case!
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00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:13,564
Hey, you don't think you can get high
355
00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,024
from rubbing drugs on,
like, your eyes and armpits
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00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:16,401
and up under your B-parts, can you?
357
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,652
Whoop, you definitely can. Here it comes.
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00:13:17,736 --> 00:13:19,489
Whoa-oh-oh, Caleb!
359
00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,076
And you know what else I think?
Are you listening?
360
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,536
Huh? Are you, Mr. Warden?
I think we should be able
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00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,371
to decorate our own cells, don't you?
I mean, choose
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00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:27,915
our own wallpaper, laminated flooring,
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00:13:27,999 --> 00:13:29,875
crown molding…
My friend Charles loves crown molding.
364
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,002
He says if it doesn't have the crown,
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00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:33,046
you have to vote it down.
Are you on drugs?
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00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,425
Yes, and you should too, you know?
Get on my level.
367
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:36,718
Because quite frankly, we're
not on the same wavelength,
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00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:38,386
At agg… At agg, at agg.
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00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,847
That's weird, I can't say
the word "agg" anymore.
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00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,849
Yup, you've done a ton of Blizz.
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00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,769
Yes, Blizz! That's why I'm here.
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00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,353
Wait, why am I here?
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Blizz. Yes! Romero is smuggling
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the Blizz into the
prison as bars of soap.
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00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:50,943
Interesting. Hey, that's good work.
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00:13:51,027 --> 00:13:52,988
I know! I am the smartest man
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00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,324
of agg time! "Agg time."
378
00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:58,370
Agg time! That was it.
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00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,916
-[DOOR SLAMS]
-[YELPS]
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00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,084
Oh, man, I have a lot of energy.
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00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:06,087
Wait, no… I'm exhausted.
382
00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:07,505
I wonder if I can touch the ceiling.
383
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:10,885
[GRUNTING]
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00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:12,721
Peralta. [GASPS SOFTLY]
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00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:14,014
Rombargo.
386
00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:18,019
Where were you with that guard?
387
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,563
Great question.
388
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,191
[HUFFS] When is Hawkins
gonna unlock her phone?
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00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,609
We've been staring at her stupid face
390
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,654
for 14 hours. I don't mind.
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00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,280
This is a dead end. Maybe I should call
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00:14:27,364 --> 00:14:28,823
Seamus Murphy before it's too late.
393
00:14:28,907 --> 00:14:30,493
I thought we agreed that's a bad idea.
394
00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,911
What other options do we have?
395
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,288
There is still the podcast.
396
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,124
Guys, she unlocked the phone.
397
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,708
She's in the app and she's typing.
398
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,045
"Diamond emoji in locker 805.
399
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,049
"Bus station, Linden, NJ. Pickup 5:15."
400
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:43,592
We have one hour. Let's move.
401
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,219
Answer the question.
402
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,971
Why were you coming out of the admin wing
403
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,349
with a guard? Um…
404
00:14:49,726 --> 00:14:51,060
PERALTA: Okay, Jake! Don't freak out.
405
00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:53,270
Just stay calm.
You're on a crazy amount of Blizz,
406
00:14:53,354 --> 00:14:54,564
but your brain still works.
407
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,233
The warden was yelling at me.
408
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,069
Are you on Blizz? What?
409
00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:00,279
[CHUCKLES] What makes you think that?
410
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:01,531
'Cause you just told us.
411
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:02,700
Okay, Jake.
412
00:15:02,784 --> 00:15:04,201
Don't freak out. Just stay calm.
413
00:15:04,285 --> 00:15:05,452
You're on a crazy amount of Blizz,
414
00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:06,886
but your brain still works.
415
00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:10,835
Yep, I am nips-deep in Blizz.
416
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,425
Nice. [LAUGHS]
417
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,428
I was worried you were still a cop,
418
00:15:18,512 --> 00:15:20,471
but what kind of cop does that much meth?
[LAUGHS]
419
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:22,891
Well, no, no, not meth. Blizz.
420
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:24,601
Yeah, that's meth. We just call it Blizz
421
00:15:24,685 --> 00:15:26,019
'cause meth has a bit
of an image problem.
422
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,105
Oh! Oh, my God,
423
00:15:27,189 --> 00:15:28,273
I guess I'm addicted to meth.
424
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:30,108
No, I'm not. I just love it
425
00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:31,193
and I am consumed with the thought
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00:15:31,277 --> 00:15:32,319
of doing it again.
427
00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:35,115
So, now I know I can trust you, huh?
428
00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,784
I can tell you how I
smuggle in the Blizz.
429
00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,245
Oh, no, no, no.
You don't have to tell me that.
430
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,913
I don't even wanna know. As bars of soap.
431
00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:42,332
[SIGHING] Oh.
432
00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:45,294
Smart. Congratulations.
433
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:47,505
You're one of only two people who know.
434
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,300
Ah… That's great.
435
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,178
Glad to be part of such an elite group.
436
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:53,471
You know what?
437
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:54,930
I think my Blizz is wearing off.
438
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:56,683
I should probably go lie down. Yeah.
439
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,727
The diarrhea's coming.
That is very common.
440
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,229
Don't let the volume scare you.
441
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,523
Wait. Volume as in noise or amount?
442
00:16:02,607 --> 00:16:04,907
Oh, God, it's both, isn't it?
[INHALES SHARPLY]
443
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,488
Okay, I've got eyes on locker 805.
444
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:08,948
I'm within sight of both exits.
445
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:10,867
Copy that. It's almost 5:00.
446
00:16:10,951 --> 00:16:13,037
Where's Boyle? Shalom, Amy.
447
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:14,789
Charles, what are you doing?
448
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,923
Taking this undercover mission seriously.
449
00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:18,126
Seems like I'm the only one.
450
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,586
It's a bus station.
451
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,714
We don't need disguises.
Anyone can be here.
452
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:22,924
[SCOFFS] Typical shiksa.
453
00:16:23,008 --> 00:16:24,551
I see movement at the locker.
454
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,386
He's opening 805! Let's go!
455
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:27,596
NYPD! Get down!
456
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,224
Down! Drop the bag.
457
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:36,148
No diamonds, just… This.
458
00:16:36,232 --> 00:16:38,611
[PHONE RINGING]
459
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,321
Hello? It's Hawkins.
460
00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:43,157
When will you learn that
you will never beat me?
461
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,534
You're not gonna get away with this.
462
00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:46,746
We're gonna take you down.
It's over, Holt.
463
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:50,208
Checkmate. Knight's bishop to queen five.
464
00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,543
Buh-bye now.
465
00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:52,627
[PHONE LINE BEEPS]
466
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,963
She set us up.
467
00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:56,049
[SIGHS] Oy vey.
468
00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:59,719
What do you want, Peralta?
Stop everything.
469
00:16:59,803 --> 00:17:01,513
Romero told me that
the Blizz is in the soap.
470
00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:02,598
If you take away his supply,
471
00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:03,683
he'll know I'm the snitch and kill me.
472
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,061
Nah, sorry.
I already made the report to my bosses,
473
00:17:06,145 --> 00:17:07,437
and they were very pleased.
474
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:10,776
Glen couldn't stop smiling. Glen?
475
00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:12,610
You don't know what a big deal that is.
476
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:13,945
Anyway, you're too late.
477
00:17:14,029 --> 00:17:15,489
We're confiscating all of Romero's soap
478
00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,199
as we speak. Okay, how about this?
479
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:18,702
Throw me in solitary. Right?
480
00:17:18,786 --> 00:17:20,036
That way, Romero can't get to me.
481
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,121
No, Glen's already coming down on me
482
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,540
about giving too much solitary.
483
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,224
And I don't wanna piss off Glen.
484
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,420
Obviously. What if I spit on you?
485
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,005
You're the warden, right? That's gotta be
486
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,539
at least a month in the hole.
487
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,843
Oh, man, my mouth is all dried out
488
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,377
from doing the meth.
That's why you don't do meth.
489
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,892
[SARCASTICALLY] Ah, oh, no, no!
Don't Tase me, man!
490
00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:39,726
Remember that? So funny, but don't.
491
00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,479
I don't understand.
492
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,858
How did she know we
were mirroring her phone?
493
00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:45,610
We had one chance, and we blew it!
494
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,237
I know you're upset, but it's really hard
495
00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:49,031
to take you seriously
when you still look like that.
496
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,699
I used Broadway-caliber spirit gum.
497
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,076
This baby is fused to my cheeks.
498
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,328
Squad, I think I'm onto something.
499
00:17:53,412 --> 00:17:55,456
I was listening to an
episode of Boyle's podcast.
500
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,707
Not the one Terry was on, I hope.
501
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,959
No, of course not.
That one was problematic.
502
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,712
What did I do that was so wrong?
503
00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,797
It was the episode
about Flaxton Hill Farms.
504
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,468
The part where Scully said
the pigs were being force-fed.
505
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,888
These pigs weigh more than 200 pounds,
506
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,556
which means they're finishing pigs.
507
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,144
And why would a farmer
force-feed a finishing pig?
508
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,519
I don't know what finishing pigs are.
509
00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:14,938
Me neither. I'm totally lost.
510
00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:16,065
Because he was feeding them
511
00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:17,149
something other than food!
512
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,233
The diamonds!
513
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:19,902
She's moving them inside the pigs!
514
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,155
HOLT: Let's move.
515
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,615
I still don't get it. Nobody does.
516
00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:24,784
They're just pretending.
517
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:25,993
I can't believe this.
518
00:18:26,077 --> 00:18:27,370
I'm gonna die in here,
519
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,956
and then you're gonna
eat my castrated body.
520
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,208
I guess, but it'd be a pretty boring meal
521
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,670
without dessert. Oh, my God.
522
00:18:34,004 --> 00:18:35,754
Oh, no. Romero's headed towards us.
523
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:37,549
And he looks angry.
Well, he always looks angry.
524
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,051
Maybe it's not directed at you.
525
00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:40,971
No, now he's pointing at you.
526
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,474
This is bad. Yeah, I know it's bad.
527
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:47,062
The warden took my entire stash of soap.
528
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,356
Apparently, someone
told him it was Blizz.
529
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,441
And you want me to help
you figure out who it was.
530
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,194
Well, it was Tank. No, it wasn't.
531
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,821
Yeah, it wasn't Tank. It was me.
532
00:18:54,905 --> 00:18:56,155
Tank, I came clean and saved your life.
533
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:58,159
Now you owe me. No, I don't.
534
00:18:58,409 --> 00:18:59,994
I told you what I do to snitches.
535
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:01,579
Hold it, Romero.
Caleb, what are you doing?
536
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:02,998
It's okay, Jake. I got this.
537
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,750
Peralta is my best friend.
538
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,294
If you wanna kill him, you're
gonna have to kill me first,
539
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:08,629
because friendship…
540
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:11,299
[GRUNTS] Oh, my God, he stabbed me, Jake!
541
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,801
Everybody, get on the ground!
542
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,095
Now! You're next, Peralta.
543
00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:15,805
You better sleep with one eye open.
544
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,390
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
545
00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:18,893
He poked me in my tummy.
546
00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:21,896
Are you sure? I need you to be sure.
547
00:19:22,606 --> 00:19:23,815
You were right.
548
00:19:23,899 --> 00:19:25,400
Pigs' stomachs were full of diamonds.
549
00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:26,861
That's it.
550
00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:28,446
Everyone on the ground!
551
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,198
SANTIAGO: Put down your weapons!
You're being recorded
552
00:19:30,282 --> 00:19:32,325
for a podcast!
You will sign a consent form.
553
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:34,328
-What's going on here?
-SANTIAGO: We found the diamonds
554
00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:35,621
and Langdon confessed.
555
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:36,914
It's over, Hawkins.
556
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,332
Pawn to king square five,
557
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,002
king's knight to the third square
558
00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:43,131
on the bishop's file, queen takes on F7!
559
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,468
Checkmate! Now, that's a chess move.
560
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:47,636
Buh-bye now.
561
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,430
[SCOFFS]
562
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:51,391
Peralta. [GASPS]
563
00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:52,726
Warden.
564
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,021
Your squad busted Melanie Hawkins.
565
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:57,899
What?
566
00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,943
You're getting out. Come with me.
567
00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:01,320
Okay.
568
00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:04,992
Wait. Can I do one thing first?
569
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:06,534
I wanted to say goodbye.
570
00:20:06,618 --> 00:20:08,162
I can't believe you saved my life.
571
00:20:08,246 --> 00:20:09,705
I would not do it again.
572
00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,292
It really hurt. Yeah. But you did do it.
573
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:13,585
And I regret it so much.
574
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:14,920
Caleb, you're ruining this.
575
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,923
Look, I just wanted to say
thank you for everything.
576
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,342
You got me through this.
I'm gonna miss you.
577
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,427
Aw.
578
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,929
Put her there, pal.
579
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,141
-[BOTH SCREAMING]
-Guards, guards!
580
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,643
Ladies and gentlemen, please give
581
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,978
a warm Nine-Nine welcome
582
00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:29,897
to Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz!
583
00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:32,317
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
584
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:33,985
Ah, it's so good to be back.
Amen, brother.
585
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:35,320
Can I buy a free man a drink?
586
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:37,073
I'd rather have a drink of that mouth.
587
00:20:37,157 --> 00:20:38,783
BOTH: Ugh. I'm sorry, I just…
588
00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:43,413
I love you. I love you too.
589
00:20:43,497 --> 00:20:44,916
Hello, I'm also back.
590
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,376
Hey, Rosa. So, I heard you spent
591
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,044
some time in solitary.
Pretty dope, right?
592
00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:49,172
Uh…
593
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:51,382
[AS MUFASA] Scar,
Sarabi and I didn't see you
594
00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,968
at the presentation of Simba.
595
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,887
[AS SCAR] Oh, Mufasa, did I miss it?
596
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:59,058
That's simply… Awful.
597
00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:00,351
I handled it well.
598
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:02,521
Sir, I can't believe
your obscure knowledge
599
00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:04,064
of pig-feeding charts saved us.
600
00:21:04,148 --> 00:21:05,441
How did you even think of that?
601
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,652
Frankly, I'm embarrassed it took so long.
602
00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:10,739
I should've realized the
second I saw those hogs.
603
00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:11,907
[PHONE VIBRATING]
604
00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:13,243
Excuse me.
605
00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:17,372
Hello? So, Captain Holt,
606
00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:19,709
did my information prove useful?
607
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:21,460
Were the diamonds in the pigs?
608
00:21:21,544 --> 00:21:23,463
Yes, you were right. Good.
609
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:24,966
And now you owe me a favor.
610
00:21:25,174 --> 00:21:27,177
And don't even think about screwing me.
611
00:21:27,844 --> 00:21:29,471
[PHONE BEEPS]
612
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,059
Captain, we're doing toasts.
613
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,228
Everyone, raise your drinks!
614
00:21:35,312 --> 00:21:38,984
The 99th Precinct is
officially all back together!
615
00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:40,318
Nine-Nine!
616
00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:41,945
ALL: Nine-Nine!