1 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:05,094 REPORTER: People have come from all over the city to mourn. 2 00:00:05,178 --> 00:00:06,763 -The grief is palpable, -[BAGPIPES PLAYING] 3 00:00:06,847 --> 00:00:09,807 But the lights from these candles have never shone brighter. 4 00:00:09,891 --> 00:00:12,560 Pizza rat, dead tonight at the age of four. 5 00:00:12,644 --> 00:00:13,686 Kit. 6 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:14,897 All right, Haley, thank you for that. 7 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,191 I think it's gonna be a long, sad night for all of us, huh? 8 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:19,485 2017 strikes again. Indeed it does. 9 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,820 In other news, we are just days away now 10 00:00:21,904 --> 00:00:24,783 from the start of a trial for NYPD detectives 11 00:00:24,867 --> 00:00:25,909 Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 12 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:27,827 They were arrested two months ago 13 00:00:27,911 --> 00:00:29,329 for a whole string of bank robberies. 14 00:00:29,413 --> 00:00:31,206 The pair are currently out on bail, 15 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:34,794 but, if convicted, face up to 15 years in prison. 16 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:37,004 Yeah, Anna, these disgraced detectives were apprehended 17 00:00:37,088 --> 00:00:38,714 after a months-long investigation 18 00:00:38,798 --> 00:00:41,217 by hero cop Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins. 19 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:44,305 They're guilty. Super-duper guilty. 20 00:00:44,472 --> 00:00:48,183 While there is little to no public information about Detective Diaz, 21 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:51,770 Channel 12 has learned this isn't the first time Peralta 22 00:00:51,854 --> 00:00:53,606 has been on the wrong side of the law. 23 00:00:53,690 --> 00:00:58,069 We just uncovered cell phone footage from a Cries Angel magic show. 24 00:00:58,153 --> 00:00:59,737 I just want to know how he did it. 25 00:00:59,821 --> 00:01:02,324 He's a mind freak! A mind freak! 26 00:01:02,658 --> 00:01:04,661 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 27 00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:25,141 Okay, update on our trial prep. 28 00:01:25,225 --> 00:01:26,726 This is our lawyer, Samuel Miller, 29 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:28,811 who, in many ways, is in charge of our defense. 30 00:01:28,895 --> 00:01:30,938 Uh, in every way. Well, many is part of every. 31 00:01:31,022 --> 00:01:32,983 I'm facing 15 years in prison. Just let me have this. 32 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:35,819 Okay. So, prosecution's case is strong. 33 00:01:35,903 --> 00:01:37,821 You two were caught red-handed robbing a bank 34 00:01:37,905 --> 00:01:40,574 by one of the NYPD's most esteemed detectives 35 00:01:40,658 --> 00:01:42,410 in front of two dozen eyewitnesses. 36 00:01:42,494 --> 00:01:43,953 Right, but can't Captain Holt 37 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,663 just testify he knew you were trying to 38 00:01:45,747 --> 00:01:47,081 take down Hawkins from the inside? 39 00:01:47,165 --> 00:01:48,207 Unfortunately, no. 40 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:49,792 Legally you can't testify for your best friend. 41 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:50,926 That's not a law. No? 42 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,087 Sam? Not a law. 43 00:01:52,171 --> 00:01:53,505 Well, point is, he didn't deny we're best friends. 44 00:01:53,589 --> 00:01:54,673 The investigation was off the books. 45 00:01:54,757 --> 00:01:56,550 There's no evidence proving it ever existed. 46 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,510 Doesn't matter anyway. We don't need your testimony, 47 00:01:58,594 --> 00:02:00,846 because we have the meat fork. 48 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,599 What? Our two-pronged defense. 49 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:05,518 Not unlike a fork you would use to flip a steak on a grill. 50 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:07,812 It's a meat fork! Sam, explain the meat fork to them. 51 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:09,439 Again, "meat fork" is fun, 52 00:02:09,523 --> 00:02:11,817 but under no circumstances should anyone say that in court. 53 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:13,819 We have it if we need it. Tell them about the first prong. 54 00:02:13,903 --> 00:02:16,072 We have airtight alibis for the other three 55 00:02:16,156 --> 00:02:17,865 bank robberies you all are accused of. 56 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,869 Yes, I pulled time sheets, witness statements, and security footage. 57 00:02:20,953 --> 00:02:22,537 We can show that both of you weren't present 58 00:02:22,621 --> 00:02:25,499 at any of the other robberies, except March 12th. 59 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,875 Still not sure where Rosa was. 60 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,001 And you never will be. 61 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:30,254 Okay, reminder. Privacy is cool, but if you don't tell us, 62 00:02:30,338 --> 00:02:32,632 we're gonna go to jail for a very long time. 63 00:02:32,716 --> 00:02:34,050 Fine. 64 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:35,385 I was at a La La Land sing-along. 65 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:36,594 -Really? -[ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY] 66 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:37,887 What's that? 67 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:39,389 Just move on to the next prong. Yep. 68 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:41,975 Prosecution claims you stole $26 million, 69 00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:44,061 but they can't trace that money to you in any way. 70 00:02:44,145 --> 00:02:47,231 Yeah, I have negative $73 in my bank account. Ba-boom! 71 00:02:47,315 --> 00:02:49,401 I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time. 72 00:02:49,485 --> 00:02:50,568 Yeah, that's my sweet spot. 73 00:02:50,652 --> 00:02:51,695 Okay, so that's where we stand. 74 00:02:51,779 --> 00:02:53,363 Are there any questions or comments? 75 00:02:53,447 --> 00:02:55,397 Yes, there's something I'd like to say. 76 00:02:56,158 --> 00:02:57,242 Don't lose. 77 00:02:57,785 --> 00:02:58,952 Thought that was gonna be longer. 78 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:00,455 I loved it. It was perfect. 79 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,164 JEFFORDS: Hey, Boyle. 80 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,416 How you doing there, bud? 81 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,084 I'm fine. I'm great. 82 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:06,544 Well, I hear your mouth say that, 83 00:03:06,628 --> 00:03:08,880 but the rest of your head is telling a different story. 84 00:03:08,964 --> 00:03:11,508 Feels like the stress of the upcoming trial is starting to get to you. 85 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,343 Oh, is this about my hair turning white? 86 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,594 Yes, definitely. 87 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:16,078 It's not just the head hair. 88 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,933 [WHISPERING] It's all of it. 89 00:03:19,017 --> 00:03:21,185 All of it. 90 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,229 I get it. It's like an Eagles concert down there. 91 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:24,939 Nothing but whites. Understood. 92 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:26,065 You got white pubes. 93 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:28,861 There's no need to stress out. The lawyer's very confident. 94 00:03:28,945 --> 00:03:31,405 Not good enough. I need to do everything I can to save Jake. 95 00:03:31,489 --> 00:03:33,490 Charles, you're falling apart. 96 00:03:33,574 --> 00:03:34,742 And that's not helping anyone. 97 00:03:34,826 --> 00:03:36,576 You need to get your crap in order. 98 00:03:37,245 --> 00:03:39,581 Okay. Yeah, you're right. 99 00:03:40,415 --> 00:03:42,960 I'll take a nap. I'll eat. 100 00:03:43,627 --> 00:03:44,753 I'll dye my pubes. 101 00:03:44,837 --> 00:03:45,879 You can dye all your hair. 102 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:47,089 No. There's no time. 103 00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:50,718 Hey. Big day. 104 00:03:50,802 --> 00:03:52,344 How you feeling? Good. Good. 105 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:55,028 I was just working on my innocent face. Check it out. 106 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:57,100 [CHILDISH VOICE] "I'm a nice boy." 107 00:03:57,184 --> 00:03:59,394 Oh, no. I don't think that's doing what you want it to at all. 108 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:00,520 [NORMAL VOICE] Oh. Well, it doesn't matter, 109 00:04:00,604 --> 00:04:02,731 because my normal face is my innocent face, because I'm innocent. 110 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:05,108 I know. I just hope the jury knows, too. 111 00:04:05,192 --> 00:04:06,443 Should we talk about what happens 112 00:04:06,527 --> 00:04:07,695 if they somehow find you guilty? 113 00:04:07,779 --> 00:04:08,863 That's not happening. 114 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:09,989 But, what we should talk about is 115 00:04:10,073 --> 00:04:11,282 how we're gonna celebrate when I win. 116 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:13,910 I'm thinking we take a trip to Paris or London, Rome, 117 00:04:13,994 --> 00:04:16,120 anywhere Jason Bourne has driven a car down some stairs. 118 00:04:16,204 --> 00:04:17,456 Paris sounds fun. 119 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:19,500 Or, we could just go somewhere we could actually afford. 120 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:22,044 Oh, we can afford it. Don't forget I robbed a bank. 121 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,046 I'm sitting on $26 million, baby! 122 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,230 Excuse me? [GASPS] Oh! 123 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:27,050 He's just kidding. Yeah, I'm innocent. 124 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,551 You'll see when we get in there. 125 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,261 Nice talking to you, Judge. 126 00:04:30,345 --> 00:04:32,639 [SIGHS] Okay, you ready? Yeah. 127 00:04:35,058 --> 00:04:36,686 I love you. I know. 128 00:04:36,811 --> 00:04:38,813 Han Solo. Love you, too. 129 00:04:40,148 --> 00:04:41,190 You got this. 130 00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:43,943 You got this. 131 00:04:44,986 --> 00:04:46,155 BOYLE: You got this. 132 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,740 Charles, you're… In a wheelchair, yep. 133 00:04:48,824 --> 00:04:50,992 My back gave out when I was dyeing my pubes. 134 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:53,912 I was only halfway done. I'm like Cruella de Vil down there. 135 00:04:53,996 --> 00:04:56,958 Okay, well, I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now, 136 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,209 so maybe we can talk about this later? 137 00:04:58,293 --> 00:05:00,253 Right. Good luck. 138 00:05:00,337 --> 00:05:01,420 Good luck to you. 139 00:05:01,504 --> 00:05:02,547 About the… Yes. 140 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:04,591 Thank you. Okay. 141 00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:08,252 [WHISPERING] Psst! Hey, Jake. 142 00:05:08,471 --> 00:05:09,805 I got you. Don't worry about it. 143 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:10,931 Really? How? 144 00:05:11,015 --> 00:05:14,476 Among my many, many, many skills, I'm fluent in face. 145 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,771 I can tell you what the jury's thinking at any given moment. 146 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:19,148 I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like… Oh! 147 00:05:19,232 --> 00:05:22,610 If their cheek has a certain tension, okay, that leads me a different way. 148 00:05:22,694 --> 00:05:23,737 Watch this. 149 00:05:24,364 --> 00:05:27,116 Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart. 150 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,952 The answer, my brother, is yes. 151 00:05:29,744 --> 00:05:31,537 -She's a witch. -[WHISPERING] What'd I tell you, boy? 152 00:05:31,621 --> 00:05:33,038 Trust me. I got you. 153 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:34,375 Okay. Hey. 154 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,960 Hey. I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 155 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:39,296 Thanks. I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 156 00:05:39,588 --> 00:05:40,714 Thank you. [SIGHS] 157 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:43,341 You know, if you had asked me back at the Academy 158 00:05:43,425 --> 00:05:44,802 where I wanted to be in 12 years, 159 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,304 I definitely would have said right here. 160 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,264 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Same. Great. 161 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,434 So it all worked out. End of story. 162 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,187 BAILIFF: All rise for the Honorable Judge Marinovich. 163 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,690 Please. You may be seated. Court is in session. 164 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:59,693 Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank at the time of the holdup. 165 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,112 Did you see the robbers' faces? Plain as day. 166 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,239 They're sitting right there. 167 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:06,284 Let the record show, she's pointing at Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 168 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:08,786 Okay, the jurors found that super compelling. 169 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:09,913 Just an update. 170 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:11,039 Thanks, Gina. 171 00:06:11,123 --> 00:06:13,500 So, like, you're not making a good first impression. 172 00:06:13,584 --> 00:06:15,002 Right. Thank you. No doubt. 173 00:06:15,086 --> 00:06:16,129 [SIGHS] 174 00:06:16,546 --> 00:06:18,339 Hey, don't worry. We got this. 175 00:06:18,423 --> 00:06:21,133 We still have our alibis. We weren't at the first three robberies. 176 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:23,178 Sure, they weren't at the first three robberies. 177 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:25,096 But, that's just so they'd have airtight alibis. 178 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,765 Uh-oh. They were only at that last robbery 179 00:06:26,849 --> 00:06:27,891 'cause we were short on manpower. 180 00:06:27,975 --> 00:06:29,476 Our other two guys disappeared. 181 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,977 I think those bastards killed them. 182 00:06:31,061 --> 00:06:32,438 Come on. Objection. 183 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,857 Conjecture! Sustained. Sorry, you say it. 184 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:36,025 Sustained. 185 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:37,151 We both sounded equally authoritative. 186 00:06:37,235 --> 00:06:38,402 Prong one's not looking so great. 187 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:39,987 Well, that's why we have a second prong. 188 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:41,197 They can't tie us to the money. 189 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:43,784 Just this morning, my team uncovered 190 00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:45,911 two accounts from the Cayman Islands 191 00:06:45,995 --> 00:06:48,246 controlled by Diaz and Peralta 192 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,834 containing $26 million between them. 193 00:06:51,918 --> 00:06:54,545 [SCOFFS] It's okay. She has no proof. 194 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:57,465 These are the original applications for the accounts 195 00:06:57,549 --> 00:06:59,592 signed by Diaz and Peralta. 196 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:01,595 This is the affidavit from the bank manager 197 00:07:01,679 --> 00:07:04,098 identifying them as the owners of the account, 198 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:06,684 and these are the deposit slips for the entire amount. 199 00:07:06,768 --> 00:07:09,768 Oh, no. Rosa, we don't have any more prongs. We're prongless. 200 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:12,232 Oh, and one more thing. They're guilty. 201 00:07:12,316 --> 00:07:15,193 No, we are not. Please, do not address the jury, Mr. Peralta. 202 00:07:15,277 --> 00:07:17,070 But… But… But… 203 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:19,781 One more "but," and you will be in contempt. 204 00:07:19,865 --> 00:07:22,965 "One more 'but' and you're in contempt," name of your sex tape. 205 00:07:23,828 --> 00:07:25,287 Okay, I know this looks bad. 206 00:07:25,371 --> 00:07:27,456 But, it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in The Grey. 207 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:29,500 He got torn up by wolves in that movie. 208 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:31,461 That's how it ends? Oh, man. That is depressing. 209 00:07:31,545 --> 00:07:33,130 Why would someone make a movie about that? 210 00:07:33,214 --> 00:07:35,340 Okay, here's how the jury's feeling from left to right. 211 00:07:35,424 --> 00:07:38,510 L to R. Not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa, 212 00:07:38,594 --> 00:07:40,513 not a fan of me, bathroom incident… 213 00:07:40,597 --> 00:07:41,681 We get it. They all hate us. 214 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:42,807 In toto, yes. 215 00:07:42,891 --> 00:07:43,975 SAM: Some good news. 216 00:07:44,059 --> 00:07:45,101 I spoke to the judge, 217 00:07:45,185 --> 00:07:47,437 and he's giving us an extra day to review the new evidence. 218 00:07:47,521 --> 00:07:48,771 DIAZ: What are they gonna find in one day? 219 00:07:48,855 --> 00:07:50,566 Face it, man, we are going to jail. 220 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:52,651 We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues. 221 00:07:52,735 --> 00:07:54,285 Here. You can have one of mine. 222 00:07:55,113 --> 00:07:56,989 How long has that been in there? Since grade school. 223 00:07:57,073 --> 00:07:58,282 -Yeah, that checks out. -HOLT: No one's going to jail. 224 00:07:58,366 --> 00:08:00,368 We're gonna work this case, and we're gonna find something. 225 00:08:00,452 --> 00:08:02,746 You're not gonna sit back and resign yourselves to your fates. 226 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,997 You're gonna take action. 227 00:08:04,081 --> 00:08:05,832 Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis 228 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:07,542 and put money in your accounts… 229 00:08:07,626 --> 00:08:08,669 Wait, sir. 230 00:08:08,962 --> 00:08:10,588 I think Hawkins just made her first mistake. 231 00:08:10,672 --> 00:08:11,714 What are you talking about? 232 00:08:11,798 --> 00:08:13,340 Well, the money that she put into our accounts 233 00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:15,384 didn't just appear out of thin air, right? 234 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:16,761 Right. It was transferred in from somewhere. 235 00:08:16,845 --> 00:08:18,388 We just have to trace it back to its source. 236 00:08:18,472 --> 00:08:20,182 Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins. 237 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,433 But, those are offshore accounts. 238 00:08:21,517 --> 00:08:22,559 We can't subpoena them. 239 00:08:22,643 --> 00:08:24,144 So, we need to break in to the bank's computers. 240 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:25,729 We need a hacker. Does anyone know a hacker? 241 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:29,109 Boyle does. I'm Boyle! I get to help! 242 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,279 Oh, my God. I can feel my legs again. 243 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,491 I can walk! 244 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,202 Yes! It's a miracle, kind of. See? 245 00:08:38,286 --> 00:08:40,662 When the Nine-Nine puts our brains together, we can achieve anything. 246 00:08:40,746 --> 00:08:42,706 Hey, we should team up and rob banks for real! 247 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,708 You should stop talking in the hallway. 248 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,710 Yep, copy that. Nice to see you. 249 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,630 [CLEARS THROAT] Okay, Boyle, tell us about your hacker. 250 00:08:48,714 --> 00:08:50,507 Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic," 251 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,258 and there's not a network he can't crack. 252 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:55,804 He's a phantom, a ghost. And only I know where to find him. 253 00:08:55,888 --> 00:08:59,350 Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's, where it's never the weekend. 254 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:00,476 Be right with ya. 255 00:09:01,227 --> 00:09:02,895 Are you sure about this hacker, Charles? 256 00:09:02,979 --> 00:09:05,564 I'm not getting a strong Mr. Robot vibe from this place. 257 00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:06,775 Yeah, that's because the only thing 258 00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:08,985 Pandemic loves more than hackin' computers 259 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:11,530 is hackin' into a big old fried onion. 260 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:12,823 Oh, there he is. 261 00:09:13,866 --> 00:09:15,659 Hey, guys, welcome to the Quarantine. 262 00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,912 Help yourselves to some potstickers. Best eaten when hot. 263 00:09:17,996 --> 00:09:19,038 JEFFORDS: No, thanks. 264 00:09:19,122 --> 00:09:21,582 Here are the account numbers for the bank where the money showed up. 265 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:24,252 Now, we're in a real hurry. You think you can trace it back to its source? 266 00:09:24,336 --> 00:09:26,129 Are you questioning my abilities? 267 00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:28,090 Watch this. What's your name? 268 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:30,217 Why do you need… Terrence Vincent Jeffords. 269 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:31,844 -Wait. What's happening? -[KEYBOARD CLACKING] 270 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:33,554 You're getting hacked, bro. That's what's happening. 271 00:09:33,638 --> 00:09:35,264 Don't do that. I'm in your home computer. 272 00:09:35,348 --> 00:09:36,391 You are? Get out. 273 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,601 You got a lot of songs by Natalie Imbruglia. 274 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:40,145 I bought those back in the '90s. 275 00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:41,563 Nope. Downloaded on Thursday. 276 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,190 Okay, now watch the Pandemic spread. 277 00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:46,152 There's a document in here that looks to be 278 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:49,071 fan fiction for the show Madam Secretary. 279 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,365 Oh, Sarge, I didn't know you were a fan of the Madam. 280 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:53,409 The show leaves Terry wanting more. 281 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,163 I'm just filling in the gaps! Now get to hacking. 282 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,707 Guys, I think I found something. 283 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,041 Is it my heart medicine? 284 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,044 My doctor said that if I miss even one dose, I could have a massive stroke. 285 00:10:03,128 --> 00:10:04,922 No, Scully, this is important. 286 00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:06,424 I was going through the arrest reports 287 00:10:06,508 --> 00:10:07,842 filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad. 288 00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:09,093 We already went over these. 289 00:10:09,177 --> 00:10:10,928 Right, but there was one guy we didn't flag 290 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:12,513 because he was never the arresting officer. 291 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:13,973 Detective Matthew Langdon. 292 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,559 I think something went down between him and Hawkins. 293 00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:18,687 Well, he had a stellar 14-year career before joining Hawkins' squad. 294 00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:22,107 Then, three months later, he quit the force entirely. 295 00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:24,151 He didn't just quit. He disappeared. 296 00:10:24,236 --> 00:10:25,945 No tax records. No known addresses. 297 00:10:26,029 --> 00:10:27,697 His wife filed a missing persons report. 298 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:30,241 But, after doing some incredible sleuthing, 299 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,035 I think I figured out where he is. 300 00:10:32,119 --> 00:10:34,914 Ames, how would you like to take a romantic trip to the town of 301 00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:36,457 Horseditch, Pennsylvania? 302 00:10:36,624 --> 00:10:39,251 Ooh! The Paris of the mud belt? Oui, oui. 303 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:40,544 [CHUCKLES] Wee-wee. 304 00:10:40,628 --> 00:10:42,338 Anyway, it's huge stakes. We should get going. 305 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:43,464 Good luck. 306 00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:45,008 Has anyone seen Diaz? 307 00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:46,718 She's supposed to be looking into the first two robberies. 308 00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:47,844 HITCHCOCK: I saw her outside the courthouse. 309 00:10:47,928 --> 00:10:51,306 She gave me her jacket and her motorcycle helmet. 310 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:53,226 Why would she give you her favorite jacket? 311 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,144 Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love. 312 00:10:55,228 --> 00:10:56,271 Doy. 313 00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:57,522 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 314 00:10:59,607 --> 00:11:00,650 Diaz, I've been calling you. 315 00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,276 Why weren't you answering your phone? Don't have it. 316 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,029 I charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west. 317 00:11:04,113 --> 00:11:05,155 What's with the suitcase? 318 00:11:05,239 --> 00:11:06,365 Going to Malaysia. You're going to Malaysia? 319 00:11:06,449 --> 00:11:07,491 No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia. 320 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:09,284 I'm getting on a bus to Florida. What's in Florida? 321 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:10,452 Airport. I'm flying to Argentina. 322 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,745 This is very complicated. Thank you. 323 00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:12,914 Adrian has a ranch in the Andes 324 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,040 where he goes when he's on the run. 325 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,524 He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions. 326 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:18,503 Or adding more scorpions. 327 00:11:18,587 --> 00:11:19,921 I don't know. The reception was real bad. 328 00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:22,841 Diaz, I know you're scared, but things are starting to turn around. 329 00:11:22,925 --> 00:11:25,261 We're on the money trail, and we just found a new lead. 330 00:11:25,345 --> 00:11:26,637 With all due respect, sir, 331 00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:28,889 both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out. 332 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,557 And you said yourself I should take action. 333 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:33,937 So I am, in Argentina, surrounded by scorpions. 334 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:35,105 Or not surrounded by scorpions. 335 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:36,231 I'll find out when I get there. 336 00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:40,026 Look. I know you're innocent, but fleeing the country is a crime. 337 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,236 I could arrest you right here. 338 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,405 Do it then. 339 00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:46,034 I didn't think so. 340 00:11:48,787 --> 00:11:49,954 The mortgage is paid off. 341 00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:52,838 You can give the place to whoever you want. I don't care. 342 00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:56,212 Actually, I do care. 343 00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:58,229 Don't give it to Hitchcock. 344 00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,802 I'll have the Mid-Week Potato Leek soup, 345 00:12:02,886 --> 00:12:06,223 and he'll have a There's Work Tomorrow So Be Cool Frozen Margarita. 346 00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:09,350 Who are you? You can call me Nightmare. 347 00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:11,812 But, for check-writing purposes, it's Jennifer Huggins. 348 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,147 PANDEMIC: The bank's encryption turned out 349 00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,440 to be more secure than I thought, 350 00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:15,566 so I had to bring in a friend. 351 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,651 Just tell us if this is impossible. 352 00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:19,194 We don't have a lot of time to waste, 353 00:12:19,278 --> 00:12:21,528 and we've been here, like, five hours already. 354 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,492 [SCOFFS] You don't think I can do this? Is it because I'm a woman? 355 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:25,910 No, no, I didn't say that. 356 00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,454 I think women are amazing. Thank you. 357 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,333 And now I'm about to hack your world into pieces, old man. 358 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,459 That'll show you. 359 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,585 No. Just do the thing with the bank. 360 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,837 That'll show me. 361 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,904 Whoa! Looks like someone was a catalog model in Japan. 362 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,174 BOYLE: [GASPS] Those boots! 363 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,342 That slicker. 364 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,719 The no-pants. 365 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,679 Who's the target audience for these pics, Sarge? 366 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,514 I was a starving student. 367 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,100 Terry needed the yen! 368 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,602 SANTIAGO: Babe, are you sure we're in the right place? 369 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,563 This looks like where they shot The Village. 370 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,106 Amy, don't say things like that. 371 00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,566 You're gonna scare me. You know that. 372 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:56,361 I think Langdon's wife has been secretly visiting him. 373 00:12:56,445 --> 00:12:58,404 She posted a photo in March of a snowstorm, 374 00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,240 but there was no snow in New York. 375 00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:04,162 The picture was geotagged right here. 376 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,497 "Flaxton Hill Farms." 377 00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:08,624 Check it out. There's a car in the driveway. 378 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:09,877 Somebody's home. 379 00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:11,461 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 380 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:13,505 Matthew Langdon? Are you there? 381 00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:16,133 We'd like to talk to you about Melanie Hawkins. 382 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:18,259 Whoa! 383 00:13:18,343 --> 00:13:21,514 Don't shoot! But, seriously, don't. Don't shoot. 384 00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:28,188 If I were you, I'd turn around and start walking. 385 00:13:28,272 --> 00:13:31,692 Because in about three seconds I'm gonna start shooting. 386 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:34,403 Oh, God. He did the gun cock. This is escalating much too quickly. 387 00:13:34,487 --> 00:13:35,737 And three seconds is not enough… Jake… 388 00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:38,366 Right, focus. Sorry. Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins. 389 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,617 Did she send you here? 390 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,619 No. We're not with her. No. 391 00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:42,912 We're like the opposite of that. 392 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,872 She set me and my friend up. We could go to jail. 393 00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:46,416 Why should I believe you? 394 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,836 Look, if you let me slowly reach into my jacket pocket, 395 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,120 there's an article open on my phone that will explain everything. 396 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,926 That's a video of a monkey humping a frog. 397 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,220 What? [CLICKS TONGUE] 398 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,721 Oh. [CHUCKLES] That's my bad. 399 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,891 It was a long ride up here, and I got bored. Here. Close that tab. 400 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,184 That's the article. 401 00:14:03,268 --> 00:14:05,061 SANTIAGO: Hawkins ran you out of New York and took away your life. 402 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,565 If you help us, maybe we can help you get it back. 403 00:14:07,649 --> 00:14:09,650 Fine. I'll talk to you. 404 00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:12,236 But, you gotta follow me. I gotta go feed the hogs. 405 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,238 Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them? Is it us? 406 00:14:14,322 --> 00:14:15,907 Corn. Phew! Corn. 407 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,910 Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving. 408 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:20,371 Jake. Right. Let's go talk. 409 00:14:20,788 --> 00:14:21,830 All right, guys. 410 00:14:21,914 --> 00:14:24,708 Let's order a round of Hey, Hey, It's Light Beer light beer and get into it. 411 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,126 Um, who is this guy? 412 00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:29,505 These offshore banks are incredibly secure, so we needed more manpower. 413 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,132 But, what makes you think that he would be… 414 00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:32,717 Charles, don't talk. 415 00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:37,014 Do not challenge this very capable gentleman in any way. 416 00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:39,057 Just let him get to work. Okay, thanks. 417 00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:41,685 So you understand we're not questioning your ability at all. 418 00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:42,811 Of course not. 419 00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:44,730 But, I don't know you guys, so just to be safe, 420 00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,441 I did dig up some dirt on you to 421 00:14:46,525 --> 00:14:48,276 use as blackmail in case things go south. 422 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,527 On both of us? 423 00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:50,778 Just Terry Jeffords. Yup. 424 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,864 Or should I say Sir-Dance-A lot? 425 00:14:52,948 --> 00:14:53,990 -Oh, come on! -[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP] 426 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:55,326 Turn the volume up! 427 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:58,037 Mommy can't hear us in Da Basement! 428 00:14:58,705 --> 00:15:00,122 BOYLE: Ooh. That's embarrassing. 429 00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:03,167 Sarge, you gotta scrub-a-dub-dub that profile. 430 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:05,837 [GROANS] It's pungent out here. 431 00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:08,798 It's so weird how food smells so good, but farms smell so bad. 432 00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,800 Yeah, I think that every day. 433 00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:12,636 So, Hawkins? 434 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,306 I caught her taking payoffs from a gang leader. 435 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,308 When I confronted her about it, 436 00:15:17,392 --> 00:15:19,602 she said I could disappear or she'd kill me. 437 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,812 I see why you chose pig farming. It's better than death. 438 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,856 Not during the spring thaw. Why? 439 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,359 Does it smell even worse somehow? 440 00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:27,194 I was talking about the noises. 441 00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,820 It's pig-mating season. 442 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:31,114 What does that sound like, a bunch of wet bagpipes? 443 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,699 -That's exactly it. -BOTH: Oh! 444 00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:33,910 Nailed it. Yeah. 445 00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:37,372 The worst part about it is, I had to leave my wife behind. 446 00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:41,459 If Hawkins knew we were still together, I'm afraid she'd kill her. 447 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:42,919 If you testify to this in court, 448 00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:46,006 it would back up everything that Jake and Rosa are saying. 449 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,216 It could sway the jury. 450 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,635 You could take Hawkins down and get your life back. 451 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:53,349 I've tangled with her enough to know that she always wins. 452 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,267 So it's a no. 453 00:15:55,351 --> 00:15:56,935 Come on. You're our last chance. 454 00:15:57,019 --> 00:15:58,312 I can't help you. 455 00:15:58,646 --> 00:15:59,771 That's final. 456 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:00,898 Oh, my God. 457 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,441 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA SYSTEM] 458 00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,238 Is this seat taken? 459 00:16:08,323 --> 00:16:09,907 You're really gonna do this, Diaz? 460 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,158 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] My name is Rachel Weinstein. 461 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:13,412 I am a graduate student on sabbatical to study birds 462 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:15,163 at the University of Buenos Aires. 463 00:16:15,247 --> 00:16:18,083 You know, Cornell has a far better ornithology department, 464 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,585 and it's right here in New York. 465 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:21,545 [NORMAL VOICE] Cornell has accused me of robbing a bank 466 00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:23,506 and is gonna send me to jail for 15 years. 467 00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:24,757 I guess we're dropping the metaphor. 468 00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:26,759 I don't know why you're here. You're not gonna change my mind. 469 00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:27,969 I know. 470 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:29,887 I just wanted to say goodbye. 471 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:31,014 Okay. Goodbye. 472 00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:32,600 I hope you know your family's gonna miss you. 473 00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,560 I don't care. I barely speak to them. 474 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,552 I was talking about the Nine-Nine. 475 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,731 Be safe, Rachel Weinstein. 476 00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:45,572 I guess now we have to actually talk about 477 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,324 what happens if the jury finds me guilty. 478 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:48,950 They still might not. 479 00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:50,118 We could still go to Paris. 480 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:51,829 Forget Paris. 481 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:54,248 Billy Crystal. Nailed it. I'll wait for you. 482 00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:57,793 And I'll keep fighting for you and so will everyone at the Nine-Nine. 483 00:16:57,877 --> 00:16:59,462 We'll do whatever it takes. 484 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,216 I love you. 485 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:03,968 I love you. 486 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,385 Okay. 487 00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:07,095 [INHALES DEEPLY] Let's go back to New York. 488 00:17:07,179 --> 00:17:08,305 You can choose the music. 489 00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:09,681 Just put on anything by Enya. 490 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,728 No, not anything. Orinoco Flow. On repeat. Okay. 491 00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:14,396 -[BANGING ON CAR] -Wait. 492 00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:18,191 I'm coming with you. 493 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,734 You are? You'll testify? 494 00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:23,405 Hawkins has cost me and my wife too many years of happiness. 495 00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:25,742 I'm not gonna let her do the same to you. 496 00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:27,242 Thank you so much. 497 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:30,497 Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff, and I'll get a few CDs. 498 00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:32,249 Hope you like Enya. [GASPS] 499 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,253 Matthew Langdon, you and I are vibing so hard! 500 00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:44,053 Where are Jake and Rosa? I don't know. 501 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,180 I'm getting worried, because the jury's getting restless, 502 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,682 especially juror number four. 503 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,519 She'd rather be in Lake Havasu with her new boyfriend, Derek. 504 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,728 -I didn't get that from her face. -[CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 505 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,939 I was eavesdropping by the vending machine, so… 506 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:56,358 I just got a text from Peralta. He's a few minutes away. 507 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,819 And Diaz? Perhaps a bit more than a few minutes away. 508 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,279 I think there's a chance… I'm here! 509 00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:02,448 Sorry, traffic was a nightmare coming back 510 00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:05,451 from Philadelphia… Cheesesteak restaurant. 511 00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:07,203 They do breakfast. It checks out. 512 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,330 Okay. 513 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:12,459 So, what happened? 514 00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:15,043 I guess I wasn't ready to say goodbye to my family. 515 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:16,923 Good. 516 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,883 Neither were we. 517 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,970 Now what I'm picking up on is just a genuine moment 518 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,056 of friendship and respect. 519 00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:28,519 And now I'm feeling like you wish I would stop analyzing you 520 00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:30,480 'cause I'm ruining the moment. 521 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:33,733 But you guys are so cute and I love you. 522 00:18:33,817 --> 00:18:36,527 BAILIFF: All rise for the Honorable Judge Marinovich. 523 00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:38,572 Please, be seated. The court is in session. 524 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:41,367 -Counselor, where is Mr. Peralta? -PERALTA: Objection! 525 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] 526 00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:52,462 [GAVEL BANGING] 527 00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:55,423 Mr. Peralta, what is the meaning of this? 528 00:18:55,507 --> 00:18:57,843 Your Honor, I'd like to call a surprise witness. 529 00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,428 You're not an attorney. Right. 530 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:01,346 Sam, call a surprise witness. 531 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,723 Okay. Uh… 532 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,476 We'd like to call a surprise witness. 533 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,480 The jury's like, "Oh, snap, a twist." Like, they love twists. 534 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,273 Any great trial has a twist. 535 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,400 I'm getting worried. We're running out of time. 536 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,653 It's fine. This place is open 24/5. Only closed on weekends. 537 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,364 Such a strange theme for a restaurant. 538 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,824 Agreed. But, that's not what I meant. 539 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,035 -Did you guys find anything yet? -PANDEMIC: Yes. 540 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,078 Terry made a sizable purchase at an Etsy store 541 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,371 that sells anklets for men. 542 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,458 -[MAN CHUCKLES] -Sharon thinks they're sexy. 543 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,293 Come on! Focus on the case, man. 544 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,586 Hey, hey, hey! I'm in! 545 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,379 SAM: Can you state your name for the record? 546 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,048 My name is Matthew Langdon. 547 00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,425 Mr. Langdon, do you know Melanie Hawkins? 548 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:36,552 LANGDON: Yes. 549 00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,889 I worked with her for three months in 2010. 550 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:41,015 SAM: And you are a retired 551 00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,100 -NYPD detective, correct? -[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY] 552 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:45,897 -LANGDON: Yes, I served for 14 years. -[LOUDLY] Gotcha! 553 00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:50,151 Sorry. Proceed. 554 00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:53,237 The money that was deposited was routed through five banks. 555 00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:54,655 Now, I can't link it to Hawkins, 556 00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:57,867 but the original transfer came from this shell corp. 557 00:19:57,951 --> 00:19:58,993 Huh. Doesn't ring a bell. 558 00:19:59,077 --> 00:20:01,120 I'll text the squad, see if anyone recognizes it. 559 00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:02,831 [JEFFORDS READING] 560 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,418 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 561 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,670 "Flaxton Hill"? Oh, no. 562 00:20:08,212 --> 00:20:10,631 SANTIAGO: Flaxton Hill Farms. 563 00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:12,633 [WHISPERING] Jake! Jake! Jake! This was a mistake. 564 00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:13,926 We have to get Langdon off the stand now. 565 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,053 What? Why? 566 00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:16,471 And how would you describe the Lieutenant? 567 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:19,255 He works for Hawkins. He put the money in the accounts. 568 00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,142 Oh, no. 569 00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:24,981 Melanie Hawkins was the most honorable cop I ever worked with. 570 00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:28,901 And the only reason I'm here is because of that man, Jake Peralta. 571 00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:32,113 He offered me $300,000 to lie 572 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,991 and say that she set 'em up. [SIGHS] 573 00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:35,117 [JURY GASPING] 574 00:20:36,243 --> 00:20:38,412 Okay, okay, this is bad. This is really bad. 575 00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:41,206 But just remember, we are not going to jail. 576 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,125 We didn't do it. We're innocent. 577 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,378 Guilty. On all charges. 578 00:20:45,462 --> 00:20:46,838 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 579 00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:49,091 Guilty. 580 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,759 Very cool. 581 00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:56,683 [BABBLING] Cool, cool, cool… 582 00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:01,646 Cool. Cool. [INHALES] Cool.