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Five, four, three, two, and step.
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And step, and knees around the world.
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PERALTA: Great form, Captain.
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Your calves are looking tight.
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Peralta, what're you doing at Razzmatazz?
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We needed to talk
somewhere outside the precinct.
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Diaz? You are here too.
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-Great.
-BRENDA: Yeah.
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Sir, we've discovered that
Lieutenant Hawkins is dirty.
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Her squad isn't investigating
the Golden Gang bank robbers.
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They are the robbers.
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BRENDA: Knees up in the back.
Sorry, Brenda.
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HOLT: If Hawkins is robbing banks,
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why'd she invite you onto her task force?
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And squat and hold, and work those quads.
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We were working on a case
that could have exposed her.
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This way she can keep tabs on us.
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-BRENDA: Turn it. Get down.
-[PERALTA GROANS]
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God, why is this so hard for me?
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Do I even have quads?
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And twirl.
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Normally, I'd say we'd
report this to Internal Affairs.
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BRENDA: And twirl back.
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But Hawkins is one of the most
revered detectives in the NYPD.
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And hula hands.
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If you're gonna go after her,
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you'd better have
the proof to back it up.
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Well, then I guess that
only leaves us one option.
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And now wag those tails.
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PERALTA: Find out everything
we can about the squad,
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and take her down from the inside.
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Keep wagging back there.
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I am wagging, Brenda!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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PERALTA: Morning, Lieutenant Hawkins.
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Have you ever considered
going by "Ladyhawke"?
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Pretty sweet flick.
Matty Broderick, Shelly Pfeiffer.
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Alf Molina.
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Not to be confused with ALF Alf.
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We all love him. What do you want?
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We ran background checks
on all of the employees
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of the three banks that were hit.
Nothing interesting.
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Run checks on all the family members.
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Or we could get to know each
other better and join you in the field.
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Or you could run a background check.
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Lieutenant, the manager
of the Capital Trust Bank
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in Fort Greene is here. Oh, yeah.
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Was that bank even hit? We brought him in
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because we think it
might be the next target.
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Is that standard procedure?
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You ask a lot of questions.
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Uh, she really doesn't.
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One time I broke my arm, and she
didn't even ask me what happened,
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and it was a really funny story.
[CHUCKLES]
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Wow. Now nobody's asking what happened?
This is insane.
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Okay, I should be back in an hour.
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If my desk phone rings, just ignore it.
I don't answer it anyway.
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You shouldn't tell me stuff like that.
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Where's Gina going?
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It's, like, the third time
she's taken off this week.
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She has a doctor's appointment.
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SCULLY: You know what that's code for?
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She's taking a nap in the furnace room.
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Is that what you do? Because
you really should go to the doctor.
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When you breathe, it sounds like
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someone's shaking a bag of quarters.
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You're right.
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I'll go to the doctor right now.
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Sarge, you think Gina will be okay?
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She says the doctors can't
be sure, but they're optimistic.
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Apparently, she has something
called Ansel-Elgort syndrome.
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Oh, poor Gina. Oh, my God.
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Oh, you fools. That's not a disease.
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Ansel Elgort's an actor.
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Did none of you see
The Fault in Our Stars?
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No. Why did you?
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Teenage romance,
dying chick, oxygen mask.
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-Checks all my boxes.
-BOYLE, SANTIAGO: Ugh!
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So what's really going on with Gina?
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Wait. You don't think…
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That she hates work and
doesn't wanna be here?
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Yeah, I do think.
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No, that she's pregnant.
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It all makes sense now.
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Last week, I brought in
unpasteurized boar's milk
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and she refused to drink any.
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Not a real convincing argument, Boyle.
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No, I think Charles might be right.
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Yesterday, I asked her to go for a drink,
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and she said, "That
sounds like a nightmare."
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Oh, Amy. Okay.
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Just give me this, please.
I'd feel so much better about myself
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-if it was because she was pregnant.
-JEFFORDS: Oh, my God.
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Look what Gina was working on.
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"Volcano, Tibia, JerHonor.
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"Concretius, The Enigma"?
Oh, she's lost her mind.
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No, look at what the file is called.
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"BabyNames.doc."
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You guys, Gina's gonna have a baby!
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HOLT: We're clear.
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What was wrong with the step class?
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Too public. Couldn't take the risk.
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Also, one of us yarfed all
over himself after the class.
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Yeah, and it doesn't matter
which one of us he was.
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So what kind of dirt did
you dig up on Hawkins?
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Nothing concrete, but we
think we know their next target.
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Capital Trust Bank, Fort Greene branch.
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As part of our "investigation"
into the Golden Gang,
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she managed to get alarm
schematics and blueprints.
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It's the perfect cover. She's so smooth.
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Oh, yeah, she's a smooth criminal.
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MJ, RIP.
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The problem is, we're
not in her inner circle.
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She barely talks to us, and
I've been super charming.
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So…
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What you binging these days?
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What? Everyone's binging these days.
It's how we consume content.
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We need to find out a
way to earn her trust.
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Normally, I'd say work
hard, prove you're good cops,
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but she doesn't want
good cops around her.
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Oh, dip. That's right, Captain.
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She doesn't want good cops around her.
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We're just gonna have to
convince her that we're dirty.
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How do you plan to do that?
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With the help of the
sketchiest dude we know.
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I am so honored you guys thought of me.
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You're not gonna regret this.
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So, Adrian, working from home, huh?
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What happened to the office?
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Couldn't afford the rent.
I'll be honest with you guys,
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this PI thing is not going great.
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Got a couple of bad reviews online,
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and that pretty much tanked me.
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I mean, what does "weird
energy" even mean?
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Am I right? Well, my guess is that
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people find you somewhat
threatening and erratic.
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Okay, yeah. That tracks.
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But joke's on them
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'cause I'm having tons of
fun with all this free time.
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Catching up on reading, going for walks.
It's great.
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The other day, I walked
all the way to Maryland.
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Gorgeous.
Well, listen, we need your help.
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Great, who are we killing?
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I won't do kids. That's a rule.
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But that rule is negotiable
if the kid's a dick.
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No, babe, we don't
want you to kill anyone.
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What? Really? No.
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We need to make Lieutenant Hawkins think
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that Diaz and Peralta are dirty.
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When you went undercover in the mob,
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how did you convince
them you could be trusted?
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Easy. You just take one of their guys
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and beat him to a pulp in front of them.
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Well, that's all well and good,
but we're not actually dirty.
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We can't just beat somebody up.
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What if that someone gave you permission?
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Babe, do you want us to beat you up?
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[GROANS] Yes, please.
Anything to feel alive.
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I was lying before about enjoying walking.
It sucks.
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And Maryland is a giant pile of garbage.
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Okay, so we beat the
crap out of my fiancé.
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-And you're okay with this?
-DIAZ: Yeah.
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I just want him to be happy. Aw.
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You guys are a weird couple,
but it appears we have a plan.
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Okay, here are the ground rules.
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You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair.
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I am A-OK being stabbed.
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Biting and scratching are on the table.
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You can use fire.
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These are the ground rules?
Is there anything off limits?
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Damn, man.
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You got something really
sick you wanna do, huh?
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Oh, you little pervert.
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All right, I like it.
Don't tell me. Surprise me.
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Ooh! This is gonna be fun!
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Now remember, if she's expecting,
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she'll tell us when she's ready.
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I don't know how she could
keep this from me. I'm her brother.
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I mean, when Genevieve and
I knew we were going to adopt,
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I told her immediately.
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You told everyone.
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Put your hands up,
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and start clapping for me.
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'Cause I'm gonna be a daddy.
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Aw, thank you.
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You're gonna need to hold your
horses and respect Gina's privacy.
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[SIGHS] Fine, I will.
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What the hell? Is she drinking coffee?
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Boyle, no!
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What are you doing, you psycho?
What are you doing?
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You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.
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-That can stunt the growth of your…
-[SOFTLY] No!
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[STAMMERING]
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No, no, no. Your baby.
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Excuse me? What are you trying to say?
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Nothing. We don't think you're pregnant.
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Sharon's pregnant. That's not true.
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God, I hope it's not true.
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What if Sharon's pregnant?
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Well, it would appear you've
figured out my little secret.
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Oh, we don't know no secret.
You be crazy.
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I always talk like this down in Kokomo.
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Okay. It's fine. You might as well know.
I am with child.
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[CHUCKLES] Congratulations.
Yes! I'm gonna be an uncle.
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I'm gonna be an uncle! All right,
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someone take a picture
of me kissing her belly.
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Negative, get out. Okay, fine.
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But you have to tell us everything.
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How do you feel? When are you due?
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Oh, my God, I don't even
know who the father is.
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-Who's the father?
-GINA: "Who's the father?"
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Well, let's just say he's a destroyer of
worlds, and I am his moon and stars.
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Amazing.
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I still need his name,
phone number, and shirt size.
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I have a fun group Halloween costume idea.
I won't tell you what it is.
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It's 3 Men and a Baby. You're Guttenberg.
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Right, well, I would
love to give you that info,
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but there's one little problem.
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I signed a non-disclosure agreement,
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which bars me from
revealing his identity.
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Wait, is he famous? [CHUCKLES]
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Is it Batali?
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Charles, she can't say.
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Is it Batali? Legally, I cannot say.
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I'm so sorry, guys, but
I can give you a hint,
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and that hint is he real famous.
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[ALL GASP]
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Ooh, y'all are agog. Textbook agog.
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Come on, fetus, let's bounce.
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DIAZ: This way, D-bag.
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Get your pig hands off me.
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You pigs! Hey, who's this?
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Now who's asking a lot of questions?
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[CHUCKLING] Ooh, schnoops.
You said that to her before
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and then she flipped it on you.
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You got flipped on, son.
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What did I do?
I didn't do anything wrong.
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Really?
'Cause you haven't paid us in a week.
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, God. I swear I'll get you the money.
I just need a little more…
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[GRUNTS] Oh, my God, you really
punched me! Oh, my God, that hurt!
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[WHISPERING] Are you okay? What?
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Yeah, this is my character. I'm a coward.
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Come on, give me everything you got.
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-[YELLS]
-[GRUNTS]
246
00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:40,391
Where's our money?
247
00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:42,810
[GROANS] Oh, my kidneys!
248
00:08:42,894 --> 00:08:44,771
Oh, I'm pretty sure
I'm bleeding internally.
249
00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:46,441
Oh, God! Get up.
250
00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:48,276
-[GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]
251
00:08:48,401 --> 00:08:49,403
I am so sorry.
252
00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,487
Why? It's going great.
253
00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,821
Punch me really hard in the stomach.
Oh. Okay.
254
00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,326
[GROANING]
255
00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,954
I think you broke my ribs.
256
00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:59,154
Oh! You're really hurting me.
Please, stop hurting me!
257
00:09:00,835 --> 00:09:02,670
[WHISPERING] What are you doing?
I said stop hurting me.
258
00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:03,963
[WHISPERING] What?
I thought you were in character.
259
00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:06,300
No, no, I don't have health insurance.
This could bankrupt me.
260
00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:08,484
I'm sorry. I'm just very confused.
Come on.
261
00:09:09,805 --> 00:09:10,930
[NORMAL VOICE] Get us the money by Friday
262
00:09:11,014 --> 00:09:12,809
or I'll break more than your ribs.
263
00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:14,269
Jake.
264
00:09:15,813 --> 00:09:17,147
PERALTA: We're being watched?
265
00:09:17,231 --> 00:09:18,232
Uh-oh.
266
00:09:20,735 --> 00:09:22,738
How many times have I
smacked you in your face?
267
00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:23,864
Lost count.
268
00:09:23,948 --> 00:09:24,949
And you still have no fear of me.
269
00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,409
I'm trying to read your womb vibe.
270
00:09:26,493 --> 00:09:27,911
Exactly. Knock it off.
271
00:09:27,995 --> 00:09:30,539
The daddy's a Property Brother, isn't he?
It's a Property Baby.
272
00:09:30,623 --> 00:09:32,292
Charles, you know I legally can't answer.
273
00:09:32,376 --> 00:09:34,002
Do you want me to have my baby in jail?
274
00:09:34,086 --> 00:09:35,713
All right, no more questions.
Only statements.
275
00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:37,381
You are glowing.
276
00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:39,468
Brother to sister, you've
never looked sexier.
277
00:09:39,552 --> 00:09:41,054
-Come on, man.
-[SANTIAGO GROANS]
278
00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:44,767
Ugh. You guys, I would love to stay
and chat about my unborn king or queen,
279
00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:48,480
but I just got a text from… Redacted.
280
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,608
And he wants to take
me to a fancy lunch at…
281
00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:51,860
Redacted.
282
00:09:52,027 --> 00:09:54,363
So I gotta get outta
here, but you know what?
283
00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:57,117
I'll be back at redacted o'clock.
284
00:09:57,201 --> 00:09:58,368
[LAUGHING]
285
00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:01,831
Bye.
286
00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:05,502
Okay, so she's going to
meet the father of her child,
287
00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:07,130
and it is break time…
288
00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:08,256
And you better believe
289
00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,051
that we're gonna follow her. Yes!
290
00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:13,096
The only celebrity I've ever
seen in real life was Paul Shaffer.
291
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,390
It was exhilarating. I bet.
292
00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,310
Be careful. Don't let her see us.
293
00:10:18,394 --> 00:10:20,480
Then you should have got
a disguise like me, idiots.
294
00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:21,815
Why do you even own that?
295
00:10:21,899 --> 00:10:24,110
Oh, I was banned from Wing
Sluts for using too much sauce,
296
00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:25,946
so I got it to sneak past the hostess.
297
00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,448
So far it has not worked.
298
00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:30,285
Wait, look! There's no fancy lunch.
299
00:10:30,494 --> 00:10:32,997
SANTIAGO: There's no fancy guy!
She lied to us.
300
00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:35,041
Redacted, my ass.
301
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,210
What's up?
302
00:10:37,294 --> 00:10:38,796
So, not sure if Paxton told you,
303
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,756
but we brought a perp in earlier.
304
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,050
Good-looking guy, weird energy.
305
00:10:42,134 --> 00:10:43,177
Yeah, did you get anything?
306
00:10:43,261 --> 00:10:44,261
PERALTA: He didn't know jack,
307
00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:48,057
but we surprisingly noticed that
there was a camera in the room.
308
00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:49,935
And we really need that footage. Why?
309
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:52,439
Let's just say, in the
course of questioning him,
310
00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:54,858
he may have accidentally fallen down
311
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,736
a couple of times. He's real clumsy.
312
00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:00,241
If the wrong person saw that
tape, they might get the wrong idea.
313
00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:03,578
You know, I saw the
tape, and it was shocking
314
00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:06,374
how clumsy that guy actually was.
315
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:07,876
Right?
316
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,295
And the funny thing is,
317
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:13,925
I meant to save the file,
but I deleted it by accident.
318
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:15,344
Guess we're all a little clumsy.
319
00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:16,554
Yes, indeed.
320
00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,556
I stepped on my omelet this morning.
321
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,768
Not pertinent, let's continue
with our covert conversation.
322
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:23,270
You know, a bunch of us
are going out drinking tonight.
323
00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:25,398
You wanna come? You know it.
324
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,235
But I should probably warn you,
325
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,694
me and Rosa go pretty hard.
326
00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:30,322
Great. Bring some coke.
327
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,282
Oh, so you mean hard-hard. [CHUCKLES]
328
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,450
Okay, sweet.
329
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:36,163
Sweet, sweet, sweet.
330
00:11:36,538 --> 00:11:39,833
Cocaine. Cocaína.
331
00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,003
No. No?
332
00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:44,799
PIMENTO: What happened with Hawkins?
333
00:11:44,883 --> 00:11:46,802
Did she take the bait like a stupid fish?
334
00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:48,679
Yeah, she invited us to
go out with her gang tonight.
335
00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:49,973
-Nice.
-PERALTA: Speaking of which, Captain,
336
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,599
any luck getting coke out of evidence?
337
00:11:51,683 --> 00:11:55,062
One bag of primo
blow, as is the parlance.
338
00:11:55,146 --> 00:11:57,190
I still have reservations
about this plan.
339
00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:58,984
Perhaps you could say your dealer ran out
340
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,861
or he's summering in Nantucket.
341
00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:02,029
No, this is perfect.
342
00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:04,533
If she gets wasted, maybe
she'll get sloppy and start talking.
343
00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:06,661
Plus, I mean, I can teach you guys
344
00:12:06,745 --> 00:12:08,371
how to fake-take real drugs like a pro.
345
00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:10,207
I used to do it all the time
when I was undercover.
346
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,294
All you gotta do is close
your nostril when you go down.
347
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,545
Watch this.
348
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:14,755
[SNORTS] Oh!
349
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:18,009
Nope. I didn't do it that time.
I got a full snoutful.
350
00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:20,679
Whoo! [CHUCKLES] Okay, no, let
me just try it again. I'm a little rusty.
351
00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:23,516
All you gotta do, just close
the old nost-a-roni and…
352
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,811
[SNORTS] Oh, boy, I got more that time.
353
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,313
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
354
00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:30,358
Whoa! Where did you get this?
Adrian, that's enough.
355
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,236
[SIGHS] We can make
fake cocaine for ourselves
356
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,520
out of vitamin B powder.
357
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:35,699
Ooh, vitamin B. The second-best vitamin.
358
00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:38,411
Guys, I'm telling you, the
fake snorting can work. Watch.
359
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,495
[SNORTS] Oh!
360
00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,123
[COUGHING]
361
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,751
I got so much that time.
362
00:12:43,835 --> 00:12:45,170
[LAUGHING] Whoo!
363
00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:46,921
Anybody wanna listen
to Jamiroquai right now?
364
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,508
Okay, I'm just gonna move
this away from your nose holes.
365
00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:50,969
-[PIMENTO EXHALES SHARPLY]
-HOLT: Well, you two should get going.
366
00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:52,888
If Hawkins tells you
anything, text me right away.
367
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,182
I'll stay here and watch Adrian.
368
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,933
Who's Adrian? Yeah, all right!
369
00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:57,436
Hey, any of you guys play an instrument?
370
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,063
You know, I play a
little bit of bouzouki.
371
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,565
Anybody else play an
ancient stringed instrument?
372
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,525
No? You guys wanna go to the beach?
It's a beautiful day.
373
00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,570
Just maybe, like, get out there,
throw the disk around. Right?
374
00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:06,739
Hey, have you ever been to
the Statue of Liberty, Captain?
375
00:13:06,823 --> 00:13:08,158
Have you? Have you ever been inside,
376
00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,078
like, under the skirt?
Like, what's up there?
377
00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:11,954
Did they build a…
You know what I'm saying?
378
00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:13,499
[SIGHS] Guys, watch this.
I'm gonna juggle.
379
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,585
No, no, no. No, no, no.
380
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:18,255
Admit it, Gina. There was no celebrity.
381
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,174
There was no fancy lunch at redacted.
382
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,011
Well, that's strange because I
remember eating lobster-fed beef.
383
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,471
It's the best kind.
384
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:27,350
The cows live by the sea
and they eat only lobster.
385
00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:28,601
We know you're lying.
386
00:13:28,685 --> 00:13:29,770
I am offended.
387
00:13:29,854 --> 00:13:31,105
Nay, outraged that…
388
00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:33,066
We saw you eating cheese pizza all alone.
389
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,651
Yeah, okay, then you caught me.
390
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:36,320
Gina, what is really going on?
391
00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:38,280
Immaculate conception? No.
392
00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:39,825
Why did you make all that stuff up?
393
00:13:39,909 --> 00:13:41,701
Because I value my privacy,
394
00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:43,746
and it's like you guys
are always in my business,
395
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:44,914
specifically Charles.
396
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,625
Look, it's just that I'm your brother,
397
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,252
and I love you, and I'm invested.
398
00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:51,386
But if that's what you really
want, then I'll leave you alone.
399
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,218
[GROANS] Fine.
400
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:56,096
I'll tell you who the baby's father is,
401
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,639
but you have to be chill.
402
00:13:57,723 --> 00:13:59,184
I will be so chill.
403
00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:02,020
The baby daddy is a Boyle cousin.
404
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,730
[SCREAMS] It's a Boyle!
405
00:14:03,814 --> 00:14:04,900
Whoo!
406
00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:07,402
Ugh. This place smells like…
407
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,029
Regret? Failure?
408
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:11,408
-Ketchup.
-HAWKINS: Hey, Diaz, Peralta.
409
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:12,701
Over here.
410
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,869
What's up, Lieutenant?
411
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,538
Cell phones in the bag. Why?
412
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,208
It's standard procedure.
We don't like having phones at parties.
413
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,752
Right, it's like, look up
from your screens, people.
414
00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:23,506
You're missing out on the
best app there is. Real life.
415
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,677
Well, you see, we're gonna be
doing a lot of drugs and we're cops,
416
00:14:26,761 --> 00:14:28,221
so we don't want our pictures taken.
417
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,655
Yeah, your reason's better.
418
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:31,977
Here you go. All right, then.
419
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,103
Here we go.
420
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,230
Let's get sloppy.
421
00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:39,152
[EXHALING]
422
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:46,662
I like it.
423
00:14:46,746 --> 00:14:47,788
You guys,
424
00:14:47,872 --> 00:14:50,959
I found out why Gina lied about
the non-disclosure agreement.
425
00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:52,920
Because of how invasive
and crazy you are?
426
00:14:53,004 --> 00:14:54,965
Oh, Terry, you gullible little rube.
427
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:57,259
It's because of which cousin it is.
428
00:14:57,343 --> 00:15:00,430
That's right.
I found out which Boyle seed did the deed.
429
00:15:00,514 --> 00:15:03,518
-[BOTH GROAN]
-The father is Milton. [SCOFFS]
430
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:06,021
Who's Milton?
We're not a part of your family.
431
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,731
He's a total loser.
432
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:11,445
I mean, of all the Boyles to
bang, why bang Milton Boyle?
433
00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,447
He's that bad? "He's that bad?"
434
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:16,702
Wow, Terry, you are a rube.
Milton's a troll.
435
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:17,911
Okay, look.
436
00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:19,439
We have to be supportive.
Gina is our friend.
437
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:20,122
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
438
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,958
Ugh. Oh, my God, he's here.
439
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,711
You guys try not to puke all
over yourselves when you see him.
440
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:25,922
Hi, Milton.
441
00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:27,090
Oh, hey, Charles.
442
00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:28,634
-JEFFORDS: He's a Boyle?
-BOYLE: Right?
443
00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:30,302
Don't look at his weird face.
You'll make him feel bad.
444
00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:32,556
Hey. Hey. Uh, have you seen Gina?
445
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,765
You mean ever?
446
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,643
[SCOFFS] Get more specific, Milton.
447
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,020
[SQUEALS] Mitty! Hey!
448
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,231
[GIGGLES]
449
00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,651
What are you doing here?
450
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:44,320
Thought I would take my warrior
goddess out to a surprise dinner.
451
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,407
Oh, is the surprise that
you can afford dinner
452
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:48,326
since you dropped out of high school?
453
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,870
I left after junior year to be
a professional snowboarder.
454
00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:53,624
Oh!
And now he owns a winter apparel company
455
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,794
that donates snow to the poor.
456
00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:56,878
Water.
457
00:15:56,962 --> 00:15:58,089
GINA: You're so amazing.
458
00:15:58,173 --> 00:15:59,257
You're so amazing.
459
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,556
SANTIAGO: Oh, they're dancing now.
460
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,308
Are you guys doing the lambada?
461
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:09,312
Hmm. I guess we are. I hadn't noticed.
462
00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:10,731
Sometimes we just do that.
463
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,566
Aw, you guys make a cute couple.
464
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,800
You're welcome.
Now enjoy watching us leave.
465
00:16:15,904 --> 00:16:17,698
I had a great idea for a baby name.
466
00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:19,533
[GASPS] What is it? If it's a girl,
467
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,411
how about "The Enigma"?
468
00:16:21,495 --> 00:16:22,996
Oh, my God, I already thought of that,
469
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,874
and then if it's a boy, it could just be…
470
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,919
"The Enigmo." "The Enigmo."
471
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,754
Bye, Charles. I love you.
472
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,674
Bye, Milton. I love you too.
473
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,467
Come on, Charles, you have to admit,
474
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,219
they're perfect for each other.
475
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:35,763
BOYLE: Yeah, I guess I'm happy for her.
476
00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:38,147
Let's just hope the baby
doesn't get his looks.
477
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:39,435
What a dweeb.
478
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:40,919
JEFFORDS: No, bro, he's hot.
479
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:42,940
[SNIFFS DEEPLY]
480
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,442
Oh, wow. That's good stuff.
Who's your guy?
481
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:46,653
Actually, it's a woman.
482
00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:49,365
Women can be drug dealers too. ImWithHer.
483
00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:50,991
Here. Oh, no, I'm good.
484
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:53,995
Not to be snobby, but I got my own stash.
485
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,540
It's the bomb.
Smuggled this vial in on a plane.
486
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,752
Stuck it right up my butt. [CHUCKLES]
487
00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:00,087
Want some? No, thanks.
488
00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:01,380
I'm good with the non-butt coke.
489
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:02,674
Suit yourself.
490
00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:05,636
[PERALTA SNORTS]
491
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,179
Bartender made me my favorite drink.
492
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:08,473
It's called a bottle of whiskey.
493
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:09,683
HAWKINS: I like your style.
494
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,934
You know, when I first met you two,
495
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,186
I thought you were pretty uptight.
496
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,271
More like down loose. That's nothing.
497
00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:16,274
Hey, uh, about the interrogation room…
498
00:17:16,358 --> 00:17:18,945
Don't even worry about it.
Sometimes you gotta do stuff.
499
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:21,699
Me and my crew, sometimes
we gotta do stuff too.
500
00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:25,120
Understood, and, hey, look, if
you ever need help doing stuff,
501
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:27,164
maybe keep us in mind. I will.
502
00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:28,625
Enough business, huh?
503
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:30,961
[SNIFFS DEEPLY]
504
00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:32,379
PERALTA: Yeah!
505
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:37,637
Yeah.
506
00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,141
[LAUGHING]
507
00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:46,814
Wakey, wakey.
Rise and shine. It's go time.
508
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,608
"Go time"? What time go time?
509
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,696
I said I'd keep you in mind, remember?
Well, we got a job.
510
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,156
What job? We're robbing a bank.
511
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,118
We always party the night before.
It keeps us loose.
512
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,412
Here are your masks.
513
00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:02,042
Oh. Great. Awesome.
Obviously, we're on board.
514
00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:03,420
Just one thing,
515
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,589
if Rosa doesn't eat
breakfast, she's a real bear.
516
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:07,633
Plus, I should go home, take a shower,
517
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,053
and gots to watch my Michael and Kelly.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
518
00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:11,847
We go now. Sure, totally.
519
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,434
Groban's filling in anyway.
Let's go rob a bank.
520
00:18:18,439 --> 00:18:19,691
HAWKINS: All right, when we get there,
521
00:18:19,775 --> 00:18:21,777
we're going in hard,
and we're going in fast.
522
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,196
Paxton and I will take the vaults
523
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,572
'cause we know how to use the tools.
524
00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:25,866
You two are on crowd control.
525
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:29,162
Make it clear you're in charge or
things could get messy. Any questions?
526
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,046
A million. No time. Follow our lead.
527
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,210
Hey! What do we do?
528
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:36,129
We can't call for backup.
We gave 'em our phones.
529
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:38,340
We don't have our phones,
but we have a phone.
530
00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:39,550
I picked it up at the bar last night.
531
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:42,679
Oh, my God, you have to tell
me more about your blues band,
532
00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:45,350
and you guys are all accountants?
That's so fun.
533
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,685
I cannot figure you out, but I love it.
534
00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,169
All right, let me text Holt.
535
00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:52,651
This is Jake.
Robbing Fort Greene Branch right now.
536
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,155
Bring backup. Hurry.
537
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,615
Siren emoji, white hands clapping emoji,
538
00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:58,784
brown hands clapping emoji.
539
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,118
Just send it. Okay.
540
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:01,412
I just received a text from Peralta.
541
00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:03,790
I need everyone in full
tactical gear in three minutes.
542
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,543
Move, move, move!
543
00:19:12,844 --> 00:19:14,012
PERALTA: Okay, who says what?
544
00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:16,348
I'll do the "Everybody
down" if no one's taken that.
545
00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:17,832
HAWKINS: Shh! Right, got it.
546
00:19:20,521 --> 00:19:21,605
DIAZ: Everybody down!
547
00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:23,639
PERALTA: I called that. Everybody down!
548
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,277
It's not as good. They're already down.
549
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:26,821
DIAZ: Palms on the floor!
I wanna see your hands!
550
00:19:26,905 --> 00:19:28,072
I also wanna see your hands!
551
00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:29,615
You're taking all the good lines.
552
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:31,618
HOLT: Look alive, squad.
We don't have much time.
553
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,788
If anything happens to
Jake, I'll never forgive myself.
554
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,333
My last words to him
were, "No, you're the man."
555
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:37,918
That actually sounds pretty nice, Boyle.
556
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,461
"Nice" isn't good enough, Sarge
557
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,797
[SIRENS WAILING]
558
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:43,467
PERALTA: Okay, everyone, be
cool, and nobody's getting hurt.
559
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,428
-[MAN WHISTLES]
-They're almost done with the vaults.
560
00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:46,805
When is the squad gonna get here?
561
00:19:46,889 --> 00:19:48,057
[SIREN WAILS]
562
00:19:49,518 --> 00:19:51,144
DIAZ: Peralta, cops. Yes!
563
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:54,356
[CLEARS THROAT] I mean,
oh, no, what a bummer, the police.
564
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,736
But still, maybe a lesson for
all of us that crime doesn't pay.
565
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,488
We go in the front door,
we use the wedge formation.
566
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:00,698
On my command.
567
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,535
Wait, wait, wait for me!
I'm here, I'm here.
568
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,705
Okay, I followed you here
all the way on my bike.
569
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,749
We were going very fast. I know.
570
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,252
I'm still pretty coked up.
Let's do this, Nine-Nine!
571
00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:12,297
You are not a police officer.
You're not part of this mission.
572
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:13,798
Right, okay.
573
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:16,469
Well, I'm just gonna go in
this bank and cash a check.
574
00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:19,103
Whatever happens happens.
Am I right? Let's do this!
575
00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,979
NYPD, hands up, weapons down!
576
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:26,097
Put 'em down, now! Masks off!
577
00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:29,153
Great work, boys. We're cops.
578
00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:31,238
Wait, where's Captain Holt?
579
00:20:31,322 --> 00:20:32,406
Who's Captain Holt?
580
00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:34,368
I don't know a Captain Holt. What?
581
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,352
SANTIAGO: NYPD, put down your weapons!
582
00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:38,039
BOYLE: What the hell?
583
00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,207
What is happening?
584
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,583
We're at the wrong bank.
585
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,128
[GROANING]
586
00:20:43,004 --> 00:20:44,172
I'm crashing.
587
00:20:44,256 --> 00:20:47,008
We're NYPD officers.
This is an undercover operation.
588
00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:49,011
That's a lie, Peralta.
589
00:20:49,095 --> 00:20:50,639
You're the Golden Gang.
590
00:20:50,723 --> 00:20:53,643
We've been onto you for
weeks, but we finally got you.
591
00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:56,229
Hawkins? How did you get over there?
Who are they?
592
00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:58,483
You tell me. They're your crew.
593
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,777
They got us, Jake. It's over.
594
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:02,487
PERALTA: I've never seen them before.
595
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:04,073
What is going on?
596
00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:07,119
Good job, everyone.
We finally got the Golden Gang.
597
00:21:08,496 --> 00:21:11,082
I can't believe you thought
you were gonna take me down.
598
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,834
You are not gonna get away with this.
599
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,753
Oh, I already did,
600
00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,687
and Captain Holt won't be
able to get you out of this one.
601
00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:19,636
Get them out of my sight.
602
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:21,804
Dirty cops make me sick!
603
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:24,307
They make me sick! I'm the sick one!
604
00:21:24,391 --> 00:21:26,352
She's dirty! I'm clean!
605
00:21:26,436 --> 00:21:27,813
I'm a clean boy!