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JEFFORDS: I've been
going at him for six hours.
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He won't say a word.
The guy's a brick wall.
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Not to worry, Sarge.
I'll take it from here.
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Hope you boys brought popcorn,
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'cause I'm about to put on a show.
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[GASPS]
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Well, well, well.
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I hear you don't like
answering questions, Marcos.
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That's fine by me, 'cause I'm not asking.
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-[CLATTERING]
-Oh. Handle fell off. I'll just grab that.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Nope. So, looks like we're locked in.
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That's bad news for you,
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'cause you're trapped
in here with a psycho.
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Has anyone tried it from the outside?
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Lock's broken. Gotta call Facilities.
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Copy that. No rush.
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As I said, I got all the time in the…
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It's a little warm in here, right?
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Do you feel any air coming
out of that vent? I got nothing.
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We got an ETA on Facilities?
At least 45 minutes.
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And they've checked all
this paint for lead, right?
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And the room for asbestos?
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I feel like I'm sucking on
a tailpipe in here, Marcos!
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Everybody get away from the mirror!
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[CLANGING]
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Come on!
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I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
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Hey, calm down, man.
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I'll confess. Just stop freaking out.
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What? I did it.
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I robbed 'em. Boom!
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And that's how it's done.
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I was faking the whole
thing to break him.
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I could have stayed in here forever.
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Good, 'cause Facilities is
gonna be a couple hours.
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We're gonna die in here!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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But in my version, everything
is a Transformer except cars.
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Oh, right, like some
wisecracking biscotti
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that transforms into a missile launcher.
No way!
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Well, it might be hard to
do the CGI on the biscotti,
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but, yeah, I think we could pull it off.
Huh?
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No, I wasn't listening to either of you.
Ah.
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-Look who's in Captain Holt's office.
-PERALTA: Who that lady?
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You are looking at the Second
Circuit Court of Appeals judge,
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Laverne Holt.
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Captain Holt's mom? [GASPS] The creator.
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SANTIAGO: Widowed at age 39,
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Laverne Kinnebrew Holt
single-handedly raised two children
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and still managed to become one of
the first black, female federal judges.
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Wow. Someone read her Wikipedia page.
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No, Jake, I wrote it.
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Oh. [GASPS] Shh!
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Okay, the door's opening.
We're gonna meet her.
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Everybody be cool. Be cool!
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Santiago, what are you up to?
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Just jammin'.
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Jam on, jam on.
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Okay, never mind.
Peralta, come into my office, please.
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[WHIMPERS] Sorry, baby, but…
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Do you think it was the "jam on" thing?
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Yeah, I think it was the "jam on" thing.
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Detective Peralta, this is my
mother, the Honorable Laverne Holt.
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PERALTA: I'm very excited to meet you.
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And let me just say, I'm a
huge fan of your early work.
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Talking about this guy right here.
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That was humor, Mother.
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I know, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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I love laughing and laughter. Oh.
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Yes, we all do, but enough chitchat.
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Peralta, my mother's house was burgled.
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And you want me to cover the case
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because I'm your favorite
detective of all time.
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Yes.
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Also the "jam on" incident. Favorite.
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So, why don't you tell us what happened.
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When I got home last night, I noticed
that the window had been smashed,
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the apartment was a mess,
they took all of my jewelry.
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I assume they entered through the window,
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but I don't want to color your opinions.
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Too late, but note taken.
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We'll stop by later and
check out the crime scene.
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That sounds appropriate.
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Well, I should be going.
Detective. Captain.
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Your Honor. Detective.
Captain. Your Honor.
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Hey, this is fun. Let's do it again.
Your Honor. Captain.
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Humor. Good day, gentlemen.
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Okay.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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This is amazing.
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Spending time with your
mother in your childhood home.
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Ah, the adorable baby pictures,
the embarrassing stories.
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The Founding Fathers underoos.
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There will be no underoos.
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You went commando? That's enough.
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Okay. This is a case.
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I expect you to act in
a professional manner,
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not a personal one.
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I know, sometimes, it's difficult
for you to separate the two.
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Ah! You're referring to the fact that I
love making everything pro-fer-sonal.
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Copyright, me.
Yeah, people love that around here,
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especially Amy, if you know what I mean.
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Wink. Finger gun.
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Perhaps Boyle is still available.
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No, no, no, I'll be good. I'll leave.
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SCULLY: Oh! Emergency, Hitchcock!
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They're stealing Brown Betty. Freeze!
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Get your hands off the couch.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
We're getting a new one.
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We finally got some money
to spruce up the break room.
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What?
The break room's perfect the way it is.
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It's so comfortable and relaxed.
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I can put my butt or feet
on any surface in there.
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Exactly. It's disgusting,
which is why we're fixing it.
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I'm open to any and all suggestions.
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Two words. Property Brothers.
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And they would say,
"Two words, open concept."
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So, four words, "Property
Brothers, open concept."
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DIAZ: Let's draw from a
wide variety of sources.
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Anything from Cameron
Diaz's kitchen in The Holiday,
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to Kate Winslet's kitchen in The Holiday.
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Is that such a huge range?
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Why would Iris and Amanda swap
houses if they had the same damn kitchen?
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Okay. Good point.
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Open concept, Nancy Meyers-style kitchen.
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Two great ideas. Let's keep 'em coming.
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We could get one of those
spot-the-difference arcade games
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with pictures of naked ladies.
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Tapped out at two.
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Yikes, Amy. What's wrong with you?
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I blew a huge opportunity to
work a case with Holt's mom.
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Oh, yeah, I didn't need an answer.
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"What's wrong" is a rhetorical question.
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Anyway, I don't have time
for your sob story, okay?
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I blew a tire on the way here,
so I have to call a tow truck.
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A tow truck? What?
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You don't know how to change a tire?
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I am so disappointed.
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That is a life skill that
every woman should have.
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Condescending and untrue.
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Why would I do something myself
if I could pay someone else to do it?
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It's a gig economy, Amy.
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But, Gina, it feels so empowering
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to use your own hands to change a tire.
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Phone, call me a tow truck.
No. Phone, no!
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Look, Gina, don't call a tow truck, okay?
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I will teach you how to change a tire.
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You'll be so happy I did.
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Okay, fine, but on one condition.
You buy me lunch.
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What? No, I'm doing you a favor.
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Phone… Okay, no, no, no!
Whatever you want, fine.
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Just let me teach you, please.
I need a win today.
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Okay, looks like they
broke through this window,
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rifled through the
drawers, and then noticed…
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[GASPS]
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This adorbs photo of tiny Holt
with a tiny bow tie holding a tiny toy.
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LAVERNE: That was his first slide rule.
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He carried it with
him all over preschool.
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And then I learned to do
trigonometric functions in my head,
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like a big boy.
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Let's continue with the investigation.
Copy that.
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The alarm company said the
break-in happened around 7:30.
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Most people are home at that time.
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Is there anyone who knew you'd be out?
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The people who were with me at wine club.
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Oh, my! I just remembered,
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Carol Spitzheim's house was
broken into several months ago,
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also during wine club.
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Interesting. The odds of that happening
coincidentally are vanishingly small.
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I would say infinitesimally.
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Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily.
We all know words.
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So, sounds like we should go undercover
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to the next wine club
meeting and scope it out.
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You think you can get us in?
I think I can arrange that.
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-There's one tonight.
-PERALTA: Great.
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Final question.
Is this little Raymond's macaroni art?
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No, that's a macaroni infographic he made
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about educational spending
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during the Johnson administration.
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[SIGHS] Of course it is. I love it.
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Detective Peralta, can I speak
to you in my childhood bedroom?
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Oh, my God! Yes.
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Wait, this isn't your bedroom.
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No, it's a regular room.
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You tricked me. That's right.
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My childhood bedroom
is for good detectives
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who aren't embarrassing themselves.
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It is? I know you're having fun,
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but enough is enough with
the prying personal questions.
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You're annoying my mother.
Are you blind? We're vibing like crazy.
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I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator.
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Definitely not what that's short for.
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I know her very well,
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and she would never, uh, connect with
someone such as yourself, no offense.
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Rude. I'm sorry. What I mean is
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she and I are very similar. Hurtful.
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All I'm saying is, she's not interested
in skateboards and soft-water drinks.
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I happen to think you're wrong.
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I think she and I make a wonderful
pair, and we're already becoming friends.
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Now that is humor.
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Is everything all right?
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Yes, we're all done in here, Your Honor.
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"Your Honor"? Don't be so formal.
Call me Laverne.
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Oh.
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Okay, Laverne. You got it, Laverne.
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[WHISPERING] Laverne.
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Well, I know we're
undercover, but I gotta say,
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I'm dying to get a
little tipsy at wine club
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and just dish with my new BFF, Laverne.
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Mmm. It's cute you think that.
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My mother doesn't dish.
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It's one of her better qualities.
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And you know who else
she told to call her "Laverne"?
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The mailman. The substitute mailman.
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Hello. I'm Judge Holt.
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It's nice to meet you.
I'm Tyrone Beverton,
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a Bordeaux enthusiast who sometimes
dabbles in the Burgundies, if forced.
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And I'm Tank Hendricks. Moms love me. Oh…
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Strange detail. But believable.
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Oh, uh, Daniella, these are two
prospective members, Tyrone and Tank.
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Tyrone likes Bordeauxs,
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and Tank is beloved by mothers. Yes.
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Great.
Could I get your info for our database?
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Absolutely.
I live at 100 Charming Avenue.
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And Tyrone here is at 3282nd
Street, right next to Ya Burnt Pizza.
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-Great. Enjoy your tasting.
-PERALTA: Thanks.
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100 Charming Avenue? It's a real place.
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I looked it up, specifically
to make you mad.
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Okay, I'm gonna go find and
catch our perp. Love you, bye.
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[EXHALES]
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And that is that!
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We have shui'd the
feng out of this place.
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It's beautiful. Are we better
at this than our regular jobs?
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Unquestionably.
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We should start our own
home renovation show.
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I can see the poster.
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I'm on Terry's shoulders
screwing in a light bulb,
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and Rosa stands by a
ladder looking up at us like,
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"Oh, boy! What did I get myself into?"
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I love that idea. Sign me up.
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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SCULLY: Shame. Shame, shame.
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00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:08,010
What is happening?
245
00:09:08,094 --> 00:09:10,763
You guys messed up.
You messed up big time!
246
00:09:10,847 --> 00:09:13,266
And worst of all, you're standing
here applauding yourselves for it.
247
00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,851
-Shame.
-BOYLE: Are you blind?
248
00:09:14,935 --> 00:09:16,812
This place looks amazing.
249
00:09:16,896 --> 00:09:18,064
It looks like a Swedish airport.
250
00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:19,232
Everyone's gonna love it.
251
00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:20,733
Just keep telling yourselves that.
252
00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:22,820
Shame! Shame.
253
00:09:23,237 --> 00:09:25,322
Well, everyone I talked to checked out.
254
00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:26,615
Any luck on your end? None.
255
00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,661
Unfortunately we're surrounded
by stupid law-abiding citizens.
256
00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:32,289
Check out this guy at the bar.
He's furtively looking at my mother.
257
00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:34,792
Well, let's see what he
has to say for himself.
258
00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:37,546
Hi, there. I'm Tank, this is Tyrone.
259
00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,506
He's the son of a close friend of mine.
260
00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,341
Anyway, uh, we're new members.
261
00:09:41,425 --> 00:09:44,554
George Kenderson.
I'm fairly new to the club as well.
262
00:09:44,638 --> 00:09:46,097
Mmm. How'd you hear about it?
263
00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:49,852
I, um… I didn't.
264
00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:52,564
You didn't hear about it?
That seems rather odd.
265
00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:55,150
Does it? Mmm-hmm.
266
00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:57,361
I'm sorry, I… I gotta leave now.
267
00:09:57,445 --> 00:09:59,364
I've got some work to do. Goodbye.
268
00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:01,365
PERALTA: When it comes to George,
269
00:10:01,449 --> 00:10:04,703
I'm getting hints of guilty
with undertones of lying.
270
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:08,082
Oh, yeah, and a strong
bouquet of "up to no good."
271
00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,209
[CHUCKLES]
272
00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:10,794
Wine terms.
273
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,964
-And then you release the jack…
-[CLANGING]
274
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,632
And voilà.
275
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,302
Tire changed.
276
00:10:17,469 --> 00:10:18,845
[SIGHS] Don't you feel empowered?
277
00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:21,055
Yes, there's nothing more empowering
278
00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:24,393
than getting a condescending
colleague to do a menial task for you.
279
00:10:24,477 --> 00:10:25,561
What are you talking about?
280
00:10:25,645 --> 00:10:27,022
I'm talking about how
you just changed my tire
281
00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:28,940
while I sat here watching
a 20-minute video
282
00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:30,734
of a monkey getting its hair combed.
283
00:10:30,818 --> 00:10:32,653
But you were paying attention.
284
00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:34,530
You laughed at my joke. Did I?
285
00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:37,451
I like to call this
the jack of all trades.
286
00:10:37,535 --> 00:10:39,453
[LAUGHING] Silly monkey!
287
00:10:39,537 --> 00:10:40,913
Oh, this monkey.
288
00:10:40,997 --> 00:10:42,415
So you really didn't learn anything?
289
00:10:42,499 --> 00:10:44,167
No, but I hope you did.
290
00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:45,376
Can't school Gina.
291
00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,839
Gina schools you. Class dismissed.
292
00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:51,324
Hello, Laverne. [SIGHS]
293
00:10:51,677 --> 00:10:52,844
We're not undercover anymore,
294
00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,554
so I'm no longer your acquaintance Tank.
295
00:10:54,638 --> 00:10:56,307
I'm back to being your
close personal friend Jake.
296
00:10:56,391 --> 00:10:57,975
-Okay.
-HOLT: We have a lead.
297
00:10:58,059 --> 00:10:59,227
George Kenderson.
298
00:10:59,311 --> 00:11:00,729
We ran his name through the system.
299
00:11:00,813 --> 00:11:03,232
He got a parking ticket outside
your apartment last week.
300
00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:04,983
We think he was casing your place.
301
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:06,736
Oh, my. That is shocking.
302
00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,196
I am shocked right now.
303
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,323
And I am enraged.
304
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,367
We are shocked and enraged.
305
00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:12,993
Yes, and we're all showing it.
306
00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:14,620
I'll get the car. Stay with my mother.
307
00:11:14,704 --> 00:11:16,704
I've never seen her this shocked before.
308
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,860
Jake, I need to tell you
something in confidence.
309
00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:24,257
[SIGHS] It's happening.
It's dish time. Okay.
310
00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:26,218
George Kenderson did not rob me.
311
00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:28,053
He was not casing my apartment.
312
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,180
How do you know?
313
00:11:29,305 --> 00:11:30,431
He was with me that night.
314
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,934
Doing what? Oh. Doing you.
315
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:34,102
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
316
00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:36,105
I mean, way to go! I'm sex positive.
317
00:11:36,189 --> 00:11:37,398
I don't know what to say.
318
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:40,318
George and I have been in
a relationship for two years.
319
00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:43,029
Raymond doesn't know.
Please don't tell him.
320
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,449
I'm asking you as a friend.
321
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,868
As a friend.
322
00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:49,621
Copy that.
323
00:11:50,247 --> 00:11:51,290
HOLT: Buckle up.
324
00:11:51,374 --> 00:11:54,418
That car belongs to our lead
suspect, George Kenderson.
325
00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:57,380
Lead suspect? Is that how we left it?
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
326
00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,299
I remember saying, it can't be Kenderson.
327
00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:01,135
Remember, we made up that little song?
328
00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,804
Can't be Kenderson
Kenderson is not the one
329
00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:05,390
Back to the drawing
board Back to the draw…
330
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,891
Oh! Kenderson is on the move.
331
00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:08,143
PERALTA: Oh. Great.
332
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,147
HOLT: There's something so devious
about taking advantage of wine lovers.
333
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,524
But there won't be any wine
where you're headed, George.
334
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,028
Unless you make it in a toilet.
335
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:17,279
Toilet wine. [LAUGHS]
336
00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,324
-Let's bring him in, Peralta.
-[SIREN BLARING]
337
00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:20,783
Well, wait. Not yet. Why?
338
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,785
'Cause I, uh…
339
00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:23,995
-[SIRENS TURN ON, OFF]
-Mmm.
340
00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:25,164
What are you doing?
341
00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:27,624
Forensics says his prints were
all over my mother's apartment.
342
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:28,834
-[SIRENS TURN ON, OFF]
-Ah!
343
00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,253
-[SIRENS TURN ON, OFF]
-[GROANS]
344
00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:32,631
[SIRENS TURNING ON, OFF]
345
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:35,092
-Nope, nope, nope.
-[SIRENS TURN ON, OFF]
346
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,302
Enough! He robbed my mother.
347
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:38,512
No, he didn't.
348
00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:39,890
He's her lover.
349
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:41,641
He's your mother's lover.
He's lovering your mother.
350
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,643
What? That's not true.
351
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:44,854
Yes, it is.
352
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,731
I would know if she were seeing someone.
353
00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:48,316
She told me last night.
354
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,200
They've been together for two years.
355
00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:51,695
I see.
356
00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:54,158
And she asked me not
to say anything to you.
357
00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:57,952
I see.
358
00:12:58,036 --> 00:13:01,040
PERALTA: So are you
upset or just processing
359
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,042
or just stopping in the middle of nowhere
360
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,378
-and getting out of the car?
-[CAR HORN HONKING]
361
00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:06,004
-Cool, cool, cool.
-[CAR HORN HONKING]
362
00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:08,467
Stop honking!
He's going through something!
363
00:13:10,969 --> 00:13:13,806
Hello, sir. How was your walk?
364
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,557
Long and brisk. Wonderful.
365
00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,267
You left me in the car,
took the keys with you.
366
00:13:17,351 --> 00:13:18,436
It's still there. Doesn't matter.
367
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,521
Look, I know it must have been upsetting
368
00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:22,440
to find out about your mom's… Hmm…
369
00:13:22,524 --> 00:13:24,151
How you say… Sex.
370
00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:25,694
No. Boinking.
371
00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:28,115
No. Doinking.
Nah, it's too similar to boinking.
372
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,991
Ah, I'm looking for the words. Ah!
373
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,663
Smashing of stuffs together.
374
00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:34,831
[PAINED GROANING]
375
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:36,541
Let's just go with she
has a boyfriend now.
376
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,044
Yes, I was caught
off-guard, but I'm fine now.
377
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,170
Really? Yes.
378
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,339
And don't worry, I understand.
She didn't want me to know.
379
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:46,052
And I will behave in a
completely professional manner.
380
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:48,848
Great. 'Cause she's in your office.
381
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:50,850
Oh, wonderful.
Let's go talk about the case.
382
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,602
Wow! You are taking this so well.
383
00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:55,522
Laverne Kinnebrew Holt, you're
under arrest for obstruction of justice.
384
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:56,690
What? What?
385
00:13:56,774 --> 00:13:58,693
I know you're sleeping with George.
386
00:13:58,777 --> 00:13:59,819
Aw, come on, man.
387
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,571
Raymond, I can tell that you're upset.
388
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:04,074
I am, because you withheld
information from this detective
389
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:06,058
about an ongoing police investigation.
390
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:08,997
All right, I don't think this
is actually about police stuff.
391
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,748
Maybe we should all
just take a deep breath
392
00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:13,502
and consider not arresting our moms?
393
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,797
Fine. You're unarrested, Mother.
394
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,884
And, Detective Peralta, since
you two are such good friends,
395
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:21,219
why don't you handle
the case on your own?
396
00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:23,097
[SIGHS] Good day.
397
00:14:23,181 --> 00:14:24,391
Captain.
398
00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:28,020
Hey. What is going on in the kitchen?
It's insanely packed.
399
00:14:28,104 --> 00:14:29,563
JEFFORDS: They're
all just taking a break.
400
00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:31,565
Why is nobody breaking
in the new break room?
401
00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:33,193
'Cause it's a giant turd.
402
00:14:33,277 --> 00:14:34,319
It's the worst.
403
00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:36,613
It's unusable.
You guys don't even like it.
404
00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,199
-Yes, we do.
-HITCHCOCK: Really?
405
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,283
You like those new stools, huh, Charles?
406
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,703
Oh…
407
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:44,456
Oh… There we go.
408
00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,123
And, Rosa, how was your snack?
409
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,669
[GRUNTS]
410
00:14:48,044 --> 00:14:50,005
[SCREAMING]
411
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:51,757
You know what really chafes my crack?
412
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:53,467
We spent years crafting that break room
413
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,761
into something special,
something comfortable.
414
00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:58,932
A place with so many stains
that the new ones just blended in.
415
00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:01,602
Where the couch cushions
were so worn down,
416
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:04,438
they comforted all butts, large or small,
417
00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:05,731
flat or juicy.
418
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:06,858
"Juicy"? Gross.
419
00:15:06,942 --> 00:15:07,984
SCULLY: We built a masterpiece,
420
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,819
and you amateurs
flushed it down the toilet.
421
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:10,987
Skir-plash.
422
00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:12,615
Was that supposed to be a flushing sound?
423
00:15:12,699 --> 00:15:14,242
Skir-plash.
424
00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:18,873
Hello, Gina.
425
00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:20,123
[GROANS]
426
00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:22,418
I knew a truck carrying
Khloé Kardashian jeans
427
00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:24,796
didn't overturn in the parking garage.
428
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,465
The only thing that's overturned
429
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:29,718
is your decision to not
learn how to fix a tire.
430
00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,555
Why won't you let this go?
431
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,598
My parents wanted me to
learn how to change a tire,
432
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,350
and I thought it was a waste of time.
433
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,270
Like any other 16-year-old girl,
434
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,814
all I wanted to do was
sit in my room alone
435
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:40,983
reading books on US history.
436
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,820
Ugh! Every story about your
childhood makes me so sad.
437
00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,531
Then one day on the way to math camp…
438
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:48,449
Oh, sad. Our tire blew out,
439
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,201
and my mother made me fix it.
440
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:53,748
She said I should never be
dependent on anyone for anything.
441
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:55,500
[SIGHS] And neither should you.
442
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:56,835
So we're not gonna leave here
443
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:59,004
until you learn how to fix this. Oh!
444
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,130
[AIR HISSING]
445
00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:01,257
Oh, damn.
446
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:02,592
Power play.
447
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:04,176
And very moving speech.
448
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,846
Thank you. One little thing though.
449
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:08,181
That's not my car. That's my car.
450
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:10,184
Same make, same model,
451
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,395
but you just slashed a
random stranger's tire.
452
00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:14,231
Oopsie! [LAUGHS]
453
00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:16,192
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
454
00:16:16,984 --> 00:16:18,402
Ah! Hey, Captain.
455
00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:20,029
Whoa! Look at that map work.
456
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:21,281
Sick as heck.
457
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,867
Oh, an attempt at flattery.
Well, it won't work.
458
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:26,162
This was Boyle's map,
and it was adequate at best.
459
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,289
Okay, I called some precincts,
460
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:30,125
and it turns out that
while we were at wine club,
461
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,710
there was an attempted break-in
462
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:33,879
at 100 Charming Avenue.
463
00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:37,216
Oh, yes, the address you used at the
wine club specifically to make me mad.
464
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,384
Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
465
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:40,179
You put it that way last night, verbatim.
466
00:16:40,263 --> 00:16:42,139
And I totally regret that now,
and I hope that we can move on,
467
00:16:42,223 --> 00:16:43,932
but the point is, the only person
468
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:45,894
who heard me use that address was…
469
00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:47,771
Daniella Andrade.
470
00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:49,440
The mailing-list lady from the wine club.
471
00:16:49,524 --> 00:16:51,317
She would give the addresses
to her husband, Tommy…
472
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,402
Hi, Tommy…
And he would break into the houses
473
00:16:53,486 --> 00:16:56,281
while the occupants
were out sipping vino.
474
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,241
Okay, case closed.
475
00:16:58,325 --> 00:16:59,744
Great. So you want to call your mother?
476
00:16:59,828 --> 00:17:01,120
Tell her we solved it? No need.
477
00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:04,207
You can tell Laverne the
whole story over brunch.
478
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:06,294
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
479
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,256
All right, sir, I'm sorry
480
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,841
that I got in the middle
of your family business,
481
00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:13,635
but I'm afraid I have to
get in the middle of it again.
482
00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:16,180
Look, I don't talk about this a lot,
483
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:17,348
but I actually have had
484
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:19,059
a difficult relationship
with one of my parents.
485
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,769
Yes, your father.
You talk about it obsessively.
486
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:22,354
Well, I wouldn't say "obsessively."
487
00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:23,730
I mean, sure, there are times
488
00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:25,024
where I wish he was
there for me more but…
489
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,526
Peralta. Right. Sorry, you.
490
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,152
Look, in my experience
the best thing to do
491
00:17:28,236 --> 00:17:30,322
in these types of
situations is just talk about it.
492
00:17:30,406 --> 00:17:32,950
That's not the relationship
my mother and I have.
493
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,577
We're not open like that.
494
00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:35,870
Really? Because you're open with me.
495
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,373
Only because you ask
me annoying, intrusive,
496
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,709
personal questions all the time.
497
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,460
Exactly. You need to do that.
498
00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:42,837
Be the Jake in the conversation.
499
00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:44,798
You want me to just
say, "Cowabunga, Mom"?
500
00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:46,216
Ah, yes, that would be awesome.
501
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,551
Well, it's not gonna happen.
502
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,889
Alas, we are not cowabunga people.
503
00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:53,141
Dismissed.
504
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:56,353
Once again, I am so
sorry about your tire.
505
00:17:56,437 --> 00:17:59,607
Just accidentally slashed it with
my knife. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
506
00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:01,401
How does that happen accidentally?
507
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,571
It's very common.
I should know, I'm a cop.
508
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,406
Anyway, I will pay for the damage.
509
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:07,491
Wait, what's happening? My tire is fine.
510
00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:10,162
It is? It is!
511
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:11,663
Of course it is.
512
00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:15,334
Because this is all
part of my prank show,
513
00:18:15,418 --> 00:18:16,837
Fake Tire Slashers.
514
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:22,176
Whoo! And you have won… $27.
515
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,304
And a dime.
516
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:25,738
There's cameras everywhere.
517
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,059
Okay.
518
00:18:29,352 --> 00:18:30,603
Thank you.
519
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,480
Wondering what happened?
520
00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:33,607
I happened.
521
00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:36,443
Out of the darkness, a hero emerges.
522
00:18:36,527 --> 00:18:39,113
You know, using only my bare hands
523
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:40,948
and also a few tools
524
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:44,703
I replaced that plebe's
flat with one of my tires.
525
00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:46,246
You changed a tire!
526
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,749
You were listening to me.
527
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,418
Not at all.
I watched a video online on how to do it.
528
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:53,923
But I will give you this, it
was really empowering.
529
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,634
Right?
And you did such an impressive job,
530
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,178
especially for your first time.
531
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,638
Oh, no, I had a bunch of practice.
532
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,422
I actually used your car for that.
533
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,226
Thank you so much.
534
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,436
Oh…
535
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,606
You still changed a tire.
536
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:09,525
Counting this as a win.
537
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,196
Okay, you were right
about the break room.
538
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,322
Nuh doy.
539
00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,157
Nobody liked it, and
it wasn't functional.
540
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,285
Double nuh doy.
541
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:19,787
So we tried to put everything
back the way it was.
542
00:19:19,871 --> 00:19:21,832
-We want your seal of approval.
-HITCHCOCK: Oh!
543
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,124
We'll be the judge of that.
544
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,586
Yes, that's what we're asking for.
545
00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,713
It's beautiful. [GASPS]
546
00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:31,175
You even got back the bumper
pool table no one ever uses.
547
00:19:31,259 --> 00:19:33,303
Wait a minute, you liars!
548
00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:34,721
What's that nice couch doing here?
549
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:36,056
The old couch didn't make it.
550
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,851
The second the sunlight
hit it, it turned to dust.
551
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,979
Sorry, guys, we're stuck with
the nice, clean expensive sofa.
552
00:19:41,063 --> 00:19:42,565
But I guess we'll just have to make do.
553
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,733
Oh, we'll make do.
We'll make do all over it.
554
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,901
[JEFFORDS, DIAZ, BOYLE GROANING]
555
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,028
Well, I just mean we'll fix it.
556
00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:48,447
Hells yeah, we will.
557
00:19:56,749 --> 00:19:58,000
[SNORING]
558
00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,294
-DIAZ: Should we wake them?
-JEFFORDS: Nah,
559
00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,214
let 'em sleep. They earned it.
560
00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:05,592
Daniella and her husband confessed
561
00:20:05,676 --> 00:20:06,969
to the burglary and two others.
562
00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:08,721
We've already recovered
a number of your items.
563
00:20:08,805 --> 00:20:10,765
Thank you for the information.
564
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:12,267
Where's Raymond? Oh.
565
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:14,227
He couldn't make it.
566
00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:16,647
He's attending to some urgent business.
567
00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:17,773
That's a stone-cold lie.
568
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:18,900
Raymond?
569
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,401
Cowabunga, Mother!
570
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,820
What? Yes.
571
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:23,906
We need to talk. I'd say that's accurate.
572
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,951
Well, it looks like my work is done here.
573
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:29,579
I'll just be leaving. Oh, damn it.
574
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,582
Handle's still broken off. Uh…
575
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:34,877
Just pretend I'm not here.
I'll close my eyes.
576
00:20:34,961 --> 00:20:38,256
I'm hurt that you didn't feel comfortable
577
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,050
telling me about George Kenderson.
578
00:20:40,134 --> 00:20:42,261
I didn't know how to.
579
00:20:42,345 --> 00:20:44,889
We're not very good at
talking about personal matters.
580
00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:47,059
I'd categorize that as an understatement.
581
00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,311
Humor?
Yes, to alleviate some of the tension.
582
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:50,897
It worked.
583
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:54,275
After your father died, my
personal life was very sad.
584
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:58,698
I didn't talk to you about it, because
I wanted you to think I was strong.
585
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,785
And I wanted you to think the same of me.
586
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,120
I guess eventually we
stopped talking about
587
00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,248
personal matters altogether.
588
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,626
I think it's time we let
each other off the hook.
589
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:12,047
From now on, I'm going to
be 15% more forthcoming
590
00:21:12,131 --> 00:21:13,173
on personal details
591
00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:16,469
and 5% more physically affectionate.
592
00:21:16,553 --> 00:21:17,679
And I will adjust in kind,
593
00:21:17,763 --> 00:21:19,932
while also implementing a 12% increase
594
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:21,725
in impromptu communication.
595
00:21:21,809 --> 00:21:23,311
Oh, Raymond.
596
00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:25,272
I love you.
597
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:26,773
I love you, too.
598
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,566
Ah, this is such a beautiful moment.
599
00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:30,653
Are you guys hugging?
It feels like a hugging moment.
600
00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:31,904
In the workplace? Don't be absurd.
601
00:21:31,988 --> 00:21:33,948
Stop yelling at me. I saved the day!