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NIKOLAJ: Papa, Papa, come in here!

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Hey, Papa's here. Papa, I'm so scared.

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There's a monster in my closet.

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Oh, buddy, shh, it's okay, I'm here.

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Monster's aren't real, my little pierogi.

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But I saw it. It was big and hairy.

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Oh, you just had a nightmare, buddy.

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No, it was real!

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I'm sure it felt that way.

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But I am going to open this closet,

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and I'm going to show you
that there's nothing in there.

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Don't do that, Papa.

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-See? Nothing…
-[ALL SCREAMING]

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-[EXHALES LOUDLY]
-[GASPS SHARPLY]

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, hey, Chuck. It's Pimento.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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And now, Nikolaj says he's too
frightened to ever sleep again,

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so, that's just super-duper.

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I don't understand what
he's so scared about.

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If I was there to kill him, he
never would have heard me.

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A thing you told him several times.

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God, Nikolaj is having
such a rich childhood.

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Can we back up?

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What were you doing in
Boyle's closet in the first place?

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Well, I still had a key from when
I was crashing there last year,

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and I wanted to shower and
anoint my body with essential oils

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before I saw Rosa. Duh.

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Well, she's going to be so
psyched that you're back.

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Where have you been all this time?

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Figgis has been locked up for a month.

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I was in prison in Uzbekistan.

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It's actually not as bad as it sounds.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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I deserve this!

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Why were you in jail?

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Ah, I got shot down smuggling
ammo to a rebel group,

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flying an old Soviet prop plane.
They tortured us.

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Made me eat my copilot's tongue.

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Oof, now, I've got a taste for it.

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HOLT: The important thing is,

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you're safe and sound
and back in Brooklyn.

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Thank you, Captain.

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-[GRUNTS]
-[SNIFFS]

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Ooh, you smell good!

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Wowza.

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And end of hug. Okay.

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I'll see about getting you
reinstated to the NYPD immediately.

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I think this deserves another hug.

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Me, too. Nope.

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One was sufficient. Cool.

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Pimento, you son of a bitch!

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You're the son of a bitch!

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Oh, we'll see who's a son of a bitch.

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Oh, yes, we will.

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[PIMENTO GRUNTS]

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SANTIAGO: Aw. It's so sweet.

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[THUDDING]

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-And violent.
-[DIAZ GRUNTS]

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Yeah, this is awkward.
I'm sure they'll stop soon.

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[BOTH GRUNT LOUDLY]

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And it's escalating. Let's go.

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I left my phone in the briefing room.

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It's been 20 minutes.
You think they're still…

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HITCHCOCK: They're not doing anything.

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Kissing just turned to talk.
It's like, why even work here?

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Listen up!
We have an announcement to make.

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When I was in that Uzbek prison,

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choking on my own blood

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because my face was being beaten in,

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I realized, life is funny.

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That's what you realized?

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Mmm-hmm. And it's short.

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We're picking up where we left
off when Adrian went into hiding.

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We're getting married tomorrow.

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[ALL EXCLAIM]

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Tomorrow. That's real quick.
Thank you, Sarge.

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And we want it to be beautiful,
and lush, and romantic,

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just like a Nancy Meyers movie.

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She's our favorite director.

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Aw, I love <i>You've Got Mail.</i>

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That's Nora Ephron, you idiot. I know.

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Wait, hold up.
Planning a wedding like that in 14 hours

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would be the greatest
organizational challenge in history.

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How are you going to do it?

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I was kind of hoping you would.

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I thought I was supposed to get you
guys the wedding present! [LAUGHS]

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Of course I will! That's my girl.

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[SIGHS] All right. Listen up, people.

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The next 14 hours are going to be hell,

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but in the end, you will have
the satisfaction of knowing

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that you've finally done something
worthwhile with your lives.

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I kind of think the police work we do..
. Duh-uh-uh!

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I don't have time to stroke
your damn ego, Sergeant.

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Let's make a wedding!

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Hey, Jake. I need a wedding favor.

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Of course. Anything. Except killing
someone, or maiming someone,

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or breaking the law
in any way, or nudity.

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Also, I don't like waking up
super early in the morning.

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Why don't you just tell me what you want?
Cool.

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I need to go to Neustadter, New York.

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I gotta pick up a pair of ruby earrings

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I pawned before I went into hiding.

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Neustadter's, like, six hours away.

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I'm not so sure we can
get there and back in time.

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Jake, there's no wedding
without the earrings.

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My grandmother wore
them on her wedding day,

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and said they blessed her union.

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Do you want this union
to be blessed, Jake?

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Or do you want this union
to be friggin' un-blessed?

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Blessed, totally blessed.
I'll do it, it's fine.

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But I should warn you,
my car is a piece of junk

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and it's always breaking down.
Ah, come on.

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The universe isn't going to let
anything bad happen to two best friends.

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Unless we're in a fiery crash,

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and our bodies are
burned beyond recognition.

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Ooh, Gina's got jellybeans!

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Pimento, no.

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Bad. Sorry, Gina.

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[MUMBLES]

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That was amazing.
He actually listens to you.

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Hey, you should come
with us on this trip.

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You know, in case he starts acting…

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Bat-crap loony tunes? Yes.

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You can use your powers
to keep him in check.

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Yeah, people fear me.

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Mmm. The only reason
I'm not your boss right now

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is 'cause I'd hate to do that to Holt.

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He needs this.
And, also, you're not a cop.

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Well, you're not the basis of
a character on <i>Empire,</i> Jake,

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but I don't throw that in
your face every damn day.

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So, you will come with us?
Yeah, I'll be there.

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You da man! Bye, girl!

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See you in the car, girl.

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Okay. First, the good news.

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I've generated a detailed timeline

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broken down into 30-second
increments to keep us on track.

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The bad news, we're already
16.5 increments behind schedule.

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Oh, man. Terry feels overwhelmed.

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Good! Use it!

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Neil Armstrong was overwhelmed
when he walked on the moon,

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but you know what he did?
He walked on the moon!

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Charles, you're in charge of food.

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I've been planning a nuptial menu
since the day I met Genevieve.

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Warning, it will be
delicious and highly erotic.

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Your menu is not going to
involve animal genitalia, is it?

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No, I was going to make… Not that.

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Terry, you're on hair and makeup.

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I've seen your little girls'
pigtails, so I know you can do it.

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They actually prefer my hair work
to their mommy's. [CHUCKLES]

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I love their little heads.

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[WHIMPERS]

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Terry, what's going on, man?

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Well, it's just a matter of time before
I'm doing their hair at their weddings.

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It goes so fast. They're still babies!

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Pull it together, Jeffords!

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Scully and Hitchcock,
you're in charge of seating.

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Smart move, Amy.

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I've been called the Leonardo da Vinci

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-of sitting on my ass.
-SANTIAGO: Great.

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And, Captain, you can help me decorate.

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I'm at your disposal,
just tell me what to do.

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I'm here to implement your vision.

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Well, we just want to keep it classy.

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Got it. Balloon arch.

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-What?
-HOLT: Say no more, it's done.

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I'm off to the nearest balloon store.

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Okay, Rosa.

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You go to the office, have a
couple bellinis, and just relax.

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What's a bellini?
Peach juice and champagne.

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Peach juice and champagne?
What am I, six?

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Oh, come on, just try it.
It's what Nancy Meyers would drink.

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Fine. For Nancy.

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So, big day. How you feeling, buddy?

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Good, giddy. [CHUCKLES]

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I've never felt giddy before.
Didn't realize how close it was to hungry.

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It's possible you're just hungry.

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When's the last time you ate?

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Oh, uh, three days ago?

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Huh. Are you excited for being married?

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Yeah. I love Rosa.

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I can't wait to just jam
my tongue in her earholes,

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and eat the hair off her head.

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Ooh, I'm giddy. Aw, that's cute.

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All right, we're looking for 381
Smith Street. It should be up here.

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Hopefully, they still have your earrings.

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GINA: You sure we're looking for 381?

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'Cause 381's looking a little crispy.

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PIMENTO: Oh, no. It burned down.

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How did this happen?

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Uh, it's okay.
Everything's going to be fine.

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We'll think of something, all right?

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Nope! This is a sign from the universe.
I can't marry Rosa.

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Guys, the wedding's off.

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Oh, no, no, no!

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Oh! That's it! We're not getting married.

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This is a disaster. Come on.

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I mean, they're just earrings, right?

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We could get another pair, or
we could make some new ones.

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All we need is, like, a blacksmith.

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Or a smelter, a smelt man.
That can't be right.

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The point is you can still get married.

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No, Jake. You don't understand.

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The universe is sending me a sign.

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And when the universe talks, I listen!

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Well, I personally don't even
really believe in signs, so…

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What? Then you deserve to die.

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Huh. The sign was real.

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If I ignore it and marry Rosa anyway,

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I'm basically asking the
universe to stomp on my balls.

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Okay, good point.

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Hey, Gina, I could use your help here.

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You want to maybe weigh in on this one?

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Yeah, sure.

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You're right. The marriage is cursed.

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What? No. You weighed in wrong.

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I'm sorry, Jake, it's an omen.

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And I'm not taking your
side against the universe's.

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It's hundreds of years old.

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What if there was something
that could prove to you

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that you should still get married?

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What would that be?
Finding his grandma's earrings.

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Or we could cut Rosa's ears off,

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and then it's like the earrings
don't even make sense.

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Thank you! Someone's trying to help.

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PERALTA: Okay, so, the earrings.

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Maybe somebody bought them
before the place burned down, right?

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We could track them down.

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And lookie here…

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I just got the owner's name.
That's good, right?

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Okay, maybe there
is a little bit of hope.

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You're damn right there is.
Suck it, universe!

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Are you crazy? Come on, man!
Why would you even say that?

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How are the chairs coming, guys?

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Shh. We're working! This one's good.

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Okay. So, we'll go with that one?

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No, I said it was good.
I didn't say it was right.

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Wow, you're taking this really seriously.

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-Amy, will you taste this batter?
-Mmm-hmm.

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Hmm. I think it's a little off.

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You know what's off? Your mouth!

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Why Jake lets your stupid tongue
anywhere near him, I'll never know.

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Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me.

244
00:08:28,628 --> 00:08:31,214
Whoa. You really made the balloon arch.

245
00:08:31,298 --> 00:08:33,466
Made? No. I birthed her.

246
00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:36,677
There's no form more
graceful than the arch,

247
00:08:36,761 --> 00:08:39,138
no object more
whimsical than the balloon.

248
00:08:39,472 --> 00:08:42,056
Yes, you and I think that,

249
00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,142
but what will Rosa think?

250
00:08:44,601 --> 00:08:48,188
Good point. Rosa would want a
much, much bigger balloon arch.

251
00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:50,405
Back to the balloon store.

252
00:08:50,523 --> 00:08:52,608
Uh, Amy? We've got a problem.

253
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,984
What? Rosa's drunk.

254
00:08:54,151 --> 00:08:55,986
Rosa? No. How?

255
00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,321
DIAZ: Bellinis rule!

256
00:08:57,446 --> 00:09:00,449
Nancy Meyers, you've
done it again, you saucy bitch.

257
00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:04,494
For the last time, I don't have your
earrings. They didn't survive the fire.

258
00:09:04,786 --> 00:09:06,578
Oh, no, this is really bad.

259
00:09:06,662 --> 00:09:07,705
Well, not necessarily.

260
00:09:07,789 --> 00:09:10,498
I mean, maybe the universe allowed
something else to survive, you know?

261
00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:11,624
Like a rabbit's foot.

262
00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:13,751
I don't think you understand
how pawn shops work.

263
00:09:13,835 --> 00:09:15,753
I don't think you understand how
they work. Yours burned down.

264
00:09:15,837 --> 00:09:16,921
I'm so sorry you lost everything.

265
00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:19,257
I'm just really worked up.
No, please don't!

266
00:09:19,757 --> 00:09:24,928
Okay, so, I know that seemed like a
little bit of a dead end. [CHUCKLES]

267
00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,430
She's got the earrings. She does?

268
00:09:26,514 --> 00:09:29,098
She stole all the merch, and
then burned down the store.

269
00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,225
She was wearing a necklace
that I also pawned there.

270
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,936
Oh, snap! Signs on signs on signs!

271
00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,187
Are you sure it's the same necklace?

272
00:09:35,271 --> 00:09:37,440
Uh, yeah, Jake.
I once punched it through a guy's throat,

273
00:09:37,524 --> 00:09:40,025
-so I'm pretty sure I remember it.
-PERALTA: I stand corrected.

274
00:09:40,109 --> 00:09:42,318
All right, I'm going to call the
local police and get a warrant.

275
00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:43,820
Oh, don't bother.
Let's just kick down the door,

276
00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:44,946
and take back what's mine.

277
00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:46,406
No! No, no, no. That's a bad idea.

278
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:49,490
He's right. Just use the lattice.
The upstairs window's open.

279
00:09:49,784 --> 00:09:50,993
No. Nice!

280
00:09:51,077 --> 00:09:53,162
What are you doing?
I'm trying to make this wedding happen.

281
00:09:53,246 --> 00:09:55,122
What are you doing?
Trying to keep us out of prison.

282
00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,790
You know what, forget it.
I'll just deal with him myself.

283
00:09:56,874 --> 00:09:58,541
No, he's already on the roof.

284
00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,544
Oh! Yeah, dog! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

285
00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,545
Rosa, what happened? Sorry.

286
00:10:02,629 --> 00:10:05,298
I didn't know you could drunk off
champers. I mean, it's half bubbles.

287
00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:07,008
Don't worry, Amy. I got this.

288
00:10:07,092 --> 00:10:08,258
I'm a master at sobering up.

289
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,426
Are you sure?

290
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,970
Uh, you don't go to the Renaissance
Faire every weekend in your 20s

291
00:10:12,054 --> 00:10:13,555
without learning how to handle your mead.

292
00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,641
Great. Thanks, Charles. Mmm-hmm.

293
00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:19,268
Charles, I'm getting married today.

294
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,644
Yes, you are.

295
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:23,898
And I'm going to make sure
you are sober when that happens.

296
00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:26,566
Now, I just need cayenne
pepper and some horse milk.

297
00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,944
Marriage is the best. Hey, how come
you and Genevieve aren't married?

298
00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:31,321
Huh? Uh…

299
00:10:32,072 --> 00:10:34,074
You know, it's complicated. No, it's not.

300
00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:35,867
It's easy. Bring her down here.

301
00:10:35,951 --> 00:10:37,993
We'll all get married! Yeah, right.

302
00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:40,413
She doesn't want that. Whoa, that sounds…

303
00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,622
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]

304
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:45,375
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Uh-uh, no, no.

305
00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:46,667
Everything's great with us.

306
00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,669
I mean, if it was up to
me, we'd get hitched,

307
00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:50,421
but she had a really bad divorce, so…

308
00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:52,215
Oh, I'm sorry. Does that upset you?

309
00:10:52,299 --> 00:10:54,675
I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

310
00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:56,009
I'm so sad.

311
00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:59,679
I love her so much.
I want to marry her butt so bad.

312
00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:02,224
To Genevieve's butt! To Genevieve's butt!

313
00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:04,809
Look at all this crap. See, I told you.

314
00:11:04,893 --> 00:11:07,978
They took all their merchandise
and burned their store.

315
00:11:08,062 --> 00:11:10,397
This is a bad idea. We should leave now.

316
00:11:10,481 --> 00:11:12,900
What? No. All we're going
to do is find the earrings,

317
00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:15,068
and then light this
place on fire for revenge.

318
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,112
Check it out! Rain stick.

319
00:11:17,196 --> 00:11:18,488
Keeping it. No, you're not.

320
00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:20,156
That is a crime. Untrue.

321
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,992
Once you steal something,
none of your stuff belongs to you.

322
00:11:23,076 --> 00:11:24,451
I've heard that, too. No, you haven't.

323
00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:26,495
-No one has. Put that down.
-GINA: Okay.

324
00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:28,789
-[RAIN STICK TRICKLES]
-Gina! Be a quieter robber!

325
00:11:28,873 --> 00:11:30,923
[WHISPERS] But you
told me to put it down.

326
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,501
Hi, we met earlier.

327
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,085
You're breaking into my house?

328
00:11:34,169 --> 00:11:36,546
Or are you breaking into our house? Yeah.

329
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,423
Dino! Robbers! Dino!

330
00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:40,550
A-ha! I found the earrings!

331
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,759
Dino! Get up here!

332
00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:43,426
Yeah, Dino! Get in here,

333
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:46,471
so you can watch me
light your house on fire!

334
00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:48,181
Okay, everybody, just keep it cool!

335
00:11:48,265 --> 00:11:50,142
Everybody be chilly chill-chill!

336
00:11:50,351 --> 00:11:52,643
I am going to slice your face off.

337
00:11:52,727 --> 00:11:54,019
Not chill, Dino.

338
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,146
[SHRIEKS]

339
00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:57,371
DINO: Let me in there,
you sons of bitches!

340
00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,902
Wait, wait! The trellis won't hold
all three of us at the same time.

341
00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:03,862
-Smart.
-[BOTH SCREAM]

342
00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:05,989
Whoo! Ooh!

343
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:09,367
That was awesome!
I love being a police officer!

344
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:11,202
That was the opposite
of being a police officer.

345
00:12:11,286 --> 00:12:13,746
We just robbed somebody. Who robbed us!

346
00:12:13,913 --> 00:12:15,747
The universe is back on track, baby!

347
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:17,166
We got Grandma's earrings back!

348
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,792
And the rain stick!

349
00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:21,003
Which you will be returning.
Uh, sure, I will.

350
00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,420
How are we doing on traffic?

351
00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:23,588
Green all the way.

352
00:12:23,672 --> 00:12:26,507
All right, looks like we're actually
going to make it in time for this wedding.

353
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:29,385
Thank you, universe.
Thank you for blessing this marriage.

354
00:12:29,469 --> 00:12:30,637
[ENGINE CLANKING]

355
00:12:31,637 --> 00:12:35,432
Okay, I know what you're
thinking, but this is not a sign.

356
00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,976
I just have to pump the gas
twice, and turn it back on.

357
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,519
-This happens all the time.
-[ENGINE TURNING]

358
00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:41,729
-[LOUD HISSING]
-Oh, boy.

359
00:12:41,813 --> 00:12:44,063
This has never happened before.
Everybody out!

360
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:47,776
This is the worst day of my life.

361
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,862
The universe doesn't
want me to marry Rosa.

362
00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:51,154
Look, it's going to be fine.

363
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,156
We'll get the car fixed,
and make it back in time.

364
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,282
Gina, when's the tow truck getting here?

365
00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:56,701
No idea.
I'm talking to my spiritual adviser.

366
00:12:56,785 --> 00:12:58,369
He says we have an engine problem.

367
00:12:58,453 --> 00:13:00,495
Yeah, I know, that's why
I said, "Call a tow truck."

368
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,748
So, you meant my
spiritual adviser is right?

369
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:03,999
PIMENTO: Guy, this is my fault.

370
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,125
I should've just given up

371
00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:06,960
when fate burned down
the pawn shop, okay?

372
00:13:07,044 --> 00:13:09,130
Stupid Adrian. Stupid Adrian!

373
00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,339
-Idiot! Read the signs!
-PERALTA: Enough!

374
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,466
I'm so sick of this garbage, all right?

375
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:14,759
The two of you need to stop

376
00:13:14,843 --> 00:13:17,304
looking for signs everywhere.
Oh, my God, a sign.

377
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,889
Whoo! He can fly! Prop planes!
You can fly, you can fly!

378
00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:22,808
I'm a vessel for the universe.

379
00:13:24,018 --> 00:13:25,936
Wow. The chairs look amazing.

380
00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:27,938
I can't believe you two aren't
my biggest problem today.

381
00:13:28,022 --> 00:13:29,688
We're not? Who is?

382
00:13:29,772 --> 00:13:33,109
HOLT: My arch. Isn't she beautiful?

383
00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:36,029
I got eye-rolled to, not about.

384
00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:38,905
While Pimento stares at Rosa,

385
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:42,408
we'll all be staring at her.

386
00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:44,702
Yes, we will. She's truly breathtaking.

387
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:46,162
There's a double meaning to that.

388
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:49,332
The breath that it takes
to inflate all those balloons.

389
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:53,168
Of course I used the hand
pump, but the bon mot still works.

390
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:54,503
-[SHATTERING]
-Oh, no, what's happening?

391
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:55,629
Someone tell me what's happening.

392
00:13:55,713 --> 00:13:56,879
I got some more bad news.

393
00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:58,381
Oh. Oh, wow.

394
00:13:58,465 --> 00:14:01,593
That thing's huge.
Didn't Rosa want things to be classy?

395
00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:04,178
I mean, she's getting married,
not finishing a marathon.

396
00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:07,847
So says the hair guy.
Stay in your lane, bucko. Right, Santiago?

397
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:08,974
The arch sucks!

398
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,935
I'm sorry. I didn't want to say
anything because you're my boss

399
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,478
and you were so excited,

400
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,480
but the truth is,
every time I look at it,

401
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,315
I want to die and take you with me.

402
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,902
Well, I wish you'd said something
before I spent all day making it.

403
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:26,198
Of course, you didn't want to
burst my bubble. Pun intended.

404
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:28,742
And then, you did.

405
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,205
[SANTIAGO GROANS]

406
00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:38,292
Forget the arch!
Charles didn't sober up Rosa.

407
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:41,169
She got him drunk!
Oh, no. How drunk is he?

408
00:14:41,253 --> 00:14:43,297
Remember the night
they canceled <i>Bunheads?</i>

409
00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:44,631
We're ruined. It's fine.

410
00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:46,800
I'll handle it. You got your hands full.

411
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,010
Yeah.

412
00:14:50,678 --> 00:14:53,181
This is just 18 shots of espresso.

413
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:55,473
It got me through the first
three months of having twins,

414
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:58,018
but I imagine it'll sober you up, too.

415
00:14:58,185 --> 00:15:00,854
Aw, he's taking care of you.
Such a good father.

416
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:02,147
DIAZ: Oh, I miss my father.

417
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,398
I used to be Daddy's little
girl, but we never talk anymore.

418
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,191
You don't? That's what happens.

419
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:09,236
You grow up, your bond with your dad goes…
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

420
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,779
[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
No, it doesn't always happen.

421
00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:13,406
All right, not to special
daddies who put the time in.

422
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,783
You know, read them
stories, do their little pigtails.

423
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:20,038
Really, Sarge?
Who do you think used to do my pigtails?

424
00:15:20,705 --> 00:15:24,458
Why can't they stay babies forever?
Berlini!

425
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,210
Bellini! Bellini!

426
00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:30,297
Okay, this is very scary, but it's
okay, because you're a trained pilot.

427
00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:31,381
No, I'm not. I'm self-taught.

428
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:32,466
What? Oh, yeah.

429
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,133
You can learn anything online.

430
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:35,634
Ooh, you should see me do origami.

431
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:37,678
Oh, do you know how to do a frog? Oh, no.

432
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,888
Can you do a swan? No.

433
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,431
Can you do a crane? What's a crane?

434
00:15:40,515 --> 00:15:42,565
Okay, he does not
know how to fly a plane.

435
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:46,270
All right, food is ready,
decorations are set,

436
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,730
guests should start arriving any moment,

437
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,940
and the chairs are still perfection.

438
00:15:51,024 --> 00:15:54,193
She said they're perfection.
I'm so proud of you, buddy.

439
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:56,278
It was you. You made this happen.

440
00:15:56,362 --> 00:15:58,572
All right! Let's show Rosa what we got.

441
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,408
Wait. Where is Rosa?

442
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:02,033
[BOTH LAUGHING]

443
00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:04,994
[SHUSHING] Narc.

444
00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:06,996
And that's why you shouldn't drink.

445
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,915
Being drunk sounds terrible.

446
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:11,249
Hello, Amy, I didn't see you there.
How did the wedding go?

447
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,417
Terry, what the hell, man?

448
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,960
You said you were going to sober them up.

449
00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:15,128
It was her fault.

450
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,506
My girls are never going to
grow up and lose their virginity.

451
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:21,426
I lost my V-card to the woman
that refilled Nana's oxygen tanks.

452
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:24,428
Her hands were so strong
from turning the nozzles.

453
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:25,554
[ALL SNICKERING]

454
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:26,806
This is a room of nightmares.

455
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,349
HOLT: You're the nightmare.

456
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:32,143
You made me kill my balloon baby.
Look at me.

457
00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:35,188
So drunk I'm alliterating like a beatnik.

458
00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:38,901
Okay, everybody outside now!

459
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:41,068
Just know that you
brought this on yourselves.

460
00:16:41,152 --> 00:16:44,905
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can't we just go to sleep for a winker?

461
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:46,616
We're way past winkers.

462
00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:50,118
Scully, Hitchcock, bring the frost.

463
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,370
ALL: No!

464
00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:54,705
[EXCLAIMING]

465
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:55,832
[SQUEALING]

466
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,878
Nice job, you two.
We are nailing it today!

467
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:04,172
Hey. We're back. Pimento's got
the earrings, guests are arriving…

468
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,425
What the hell are you doing?
Sobering these clowns up.

469
00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:08,259
All right, everyone go get dressed.

470
00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:10,344
[SIGHS] You would not
believe the day I've had.

471
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:11,512
You and me both, sister.

472
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:14,723
Rosa got drunk, and then every
time I sent someone in to help her,

473
00:17:14,807 --> 00:17:16,183
she got them drunk, too!

474
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,685
It's like she was
trying to tank this thing.

475
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,436
Yeah, well, Pimento called
off the wedding three times

476
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,562
because of the universe.

477
00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:21,688
If I didn't know them any better,

478
00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:24,441
I'd think they don't
even want to get married.

479
00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:26,375
BOTH: They don't want to get married!

480
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:30,821
Okay, so it seems like they
don't want to get married.

481
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,406
But is it even our
place to say something?

482
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,740
No, right? Right!

483
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:36,077
It's their decision,
even if it's a bad one.

484
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,870
They could always get divorced.
People love getting divorced!

485
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:42,123
My parents got divorced, and all it did
was scar our family for years and years.

486
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:43,959
We have to say something. Yeah.

487
00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:47,711
I suppose I can see how a balloon
arch might've been a little too much.

488
00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:49,129
Oh, yeah, for sure.

489
00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:52,305
No, you're supposed to say,
"This wedding looks like garbage."

490
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:54,593
This wedding looks like garbage.

491
00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:57,929
No, no. As long as the bride's happy.

492
00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,807
Hey there, everyone.
Great wedding so far, right?

493
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,434
Uh, next up, we're going
to take a quick break,

494
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:04,810
which happens at every wedding,

495
00:18:04,894 --> 00:18:07,562
but in the meantime, how
about a little entertainment?

496
00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:09,439
Boyle, you got your devil sticks?

497
00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:10,857
Always.

498
00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:12,734
PERALTA: Hey, Adrian. Yeah.

499
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:14,402
We gotta talk. Really? Right now?

500
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,404
I'm working on my vows. Hey!

501
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,280
[SNAPS FINGERS] What
rhymes with "juicy heinie"?

502
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,406
Nothing. Nothing rhymes with that.

503
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,241
I would cut that line.
But that's all I have.

504
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:23,410
Forget it. The thing I want to say is,

505
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,578
maybe the universe
wasn't telling you stuff today.

506
00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:27,712
Maybe you were telling
yourself something.

507
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,082
Telling myself what?
Yeah, tell himself what?

508
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,084
What are you doing here?
I'm a part of this journey.

509
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,336
Don't you dare try to cut me out.

510
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,922
Wow, you look beautiful.

511
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:40,675
Thanks, Amy. I'm super nervous.

512
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:42,928
Kind of wish I was still drunk. Yeah.

513
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:45,555
About that, I think we should talk.

514
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:48,349
Why? [GASPS] Are you packing a bellini?

515
00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:51,268
I spent the whole day denying the fact
that there were signs, but I was wrong.

516
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:53,103
They were actually there. So far, duh.

517
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:56,982
The fact that you kept canceling your
own wedding, that was the real sign.

518
00:18:57,316 --> 00:19:00,235
Whoa. You took the situation,
and you flippity-flopped it.

519
00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:02,028
I don't think it was an
accident that you got drunk,

520
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:04,154
or that you got everyone else drunk.

521
00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:06,031
What? You think I'm trying
to sabotage my own wedding?

522
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,034
I don't know. Were you?

523
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:09,785
Maybe I was.

524
00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:13,037
I don't know, something
just doesn't feel right.

525
00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,539
Oh, man, I gotta talk to Adrian.

526
00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:16,290
I was my own sign the whole time?

527
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:19,126
Wow, that's a real
M. Night Shyamalan twist…

528
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,211
Oh! [SNAPS FINGERS] <i>Signs!</i>

529
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:21,295
[BOTH GASP]

530
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,006
Wait, do you think he's
behind all of this? I do not.

531
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,967
I should go talk to Rosa. Thanks, Jake.

532
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:32,388
Jake, you done good, kid.
Glad I took you along for the ride.

533
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:35,391
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

534
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:37,894
-All right, give it up for Charles.
-[APPLAUSE]

535
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,063
No, give it up for the devil sticks.
They're the real heroes here.

536
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,480
No, they are not. No one thinks that.

537
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,274
All right, I'm not sure
how much time we have,

538
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:45,608
but anybody know a joke?

539
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:46,734
Oh, I do!

540
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:50,697
Two Jews walk into… No!
Sit down! No, definitely not. Oh!

541
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,907
[SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

542
00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:56,118
All right, we have an
announcement to make.

543
00:19:56,202 --> 00:19:57,327
We're not getting married.

544
00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:59,580
GUESTS: Aw!
You can shove those "awws" up your butts.

545
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:02,248
Yeah, or I'll come out
there, and I'll do it for you!

546
00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:03,374
What an interesting event.

547
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,042
I just feel like we were rushing things.

548
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:08,879
We love each other, but we haven't
even really spent that much time together.

549
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:12,313
We've never even been on a real
date, so we're going to start there.

550
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,467
[APPLAUSE]

551
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,845
Shut up! Thank you for the presents.

552
00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:18,013
We're keeping them. All of them.

553
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,681
Yeah, if you got a problem with it,
come talk to us in the parking lot.

554
00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:22,141
DIAZ: Also, in just 14 hours,

555
00:20:22,225 --> 00:20:25,102
Amy put together the most amazing
non-wedding wedding in history.

556
00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:26,687
Better than <i>Sleepless in Seattle.</i>

557
00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:29,439
Nope. That is also Nora Ephron.
Kill yourself.

558
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:30,690
Don't take it personally.

559
00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:32,358
DIAZ: Anyway, we can't
let all this go to waste.

560
00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:34,777
Everybody, clear these chairs,
and let's get this party started.

561
00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:36,195
No, not the chairs!

562
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,365
Don't touch the chairs, you monsters.

563
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,658
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

564
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,702
Yeah? Oh, I just wanted to thank you

565
00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:45,454
for all your help yesterday.

566
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:48,498
I didn't do much.
It was nothing. Good day.

567
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,876
What's going on? I'm just very busy.

568
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,410
Get back to work. Wait.
What do you have in there?

569
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,382
A balloon arch.

570
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,927
Oh, my God, Captain. She is magnificent.

571
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,681
Vindication!