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[MAN GRUNTS]
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[ALL GASP]
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Peralta, are you eating
an Italian sub for breakfast?
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I am, but Amy said I
should eat more veggies,
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so I got extra pepperoncinis.
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Smart.
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Excuse me. You need to watch yourself.
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I'm sorry. Cop.
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[CHUCKLES] All right, let's
everybody just stay calm here.
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Or what?
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Are you gonna arrest me for dancing?
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You call that dancing?
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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This is dancing.
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What is happening?
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I'm defusing the situation.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Whoa! Dancing Captain.
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Must capture image of a lifetime!
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Oh! Why is my phone always dead?
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-I paid $13 for it.
-[CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
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Don't worry, Jakey. I got it.
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Okay. Oh! Ahh!
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My hands are covered in
butter from making butter.
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I'm on it!
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Must record, must record!
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Camera on. All right. Here we go.
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HOLT: Dancing over.
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Situation defused.
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No!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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BOYLE: Jakey!
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Hey!
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Are you guys wearing one scarf?
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Yep, Charles forgot his this morning.
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It's actually quite romantic.
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I think he did it on purpose.
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Uh, let's just say,
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I definitely did it on purpose.
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[GIGGLES] Now, twirl me, darling!
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You got it, sweet potato.
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I can't get away from you.
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All right, you guys are adorable.
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Tell me everything the doctor says
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about your uterine climate.
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Oh, and also that.
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Genevieve and I have big news.
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Is this something other
people would keep private?
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Big time! We're trying to have a baby!
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Oh!
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Wow! That is awesome.
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But wait, Charles,
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I thought you were sterile.
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I distinctly remember
you using the phrase…
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Shooting dust.
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Yes, thank you for not making me say it.
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Yeah, it's true I lost the ability
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to procreate after the accident.
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Drop your weapons!
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Yeah, I still don't know
why you dove in crotch-first.
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Thankfully, my ex-wife,
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Eleanor, made me get a vasectomy
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a year before that.
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As a precaution, I froze some sperm…
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A lot of sperm.
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Guy going in after me was like,
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"Whoa! Nice!"
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Wow! He sounds like a gross dude.
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Yeah. Should we go into work?
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Yes. Great.
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Hey, so do you think maybe
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you're rushing into the whole baby thing?
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I mean, you guys have only
been dating three months.
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She's the one, Jake.
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I'm done with that playboy lifestyle,
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out till 11:00, drunk on sangria.
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I don't want that anymore.
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I just want to be a papa.
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Okay, yeah, so, hey, this is awesome.
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You're gonna have a baby.
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I know! [CHUCKLES]
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And you're gonna be its best friend.
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Ah, well, based on the age diff,
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maybe more of a fun uncle/mentor.
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Baby's best friend.
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All right, so, non-negotiable.
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DIAZ: Here's the deal, Steven.
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We already got you on shoplifting.
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Now let's talk about the 200 cloned
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credit cards in your bag.
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I'm not saying anything.
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Look, punk, there are
two ways we can do this.
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The easy way, or the hard way.
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Tell him what the hard way is, boss.
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Well, first, Steven,
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we're gonna fill out form
38E-J1, stating noncompliance.
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We send it to the DA,
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but do they process it right away?
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No, because they're overwhelmed
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because Debra's on maternity leave.
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So your court date won't
be set for six or eight weeks,
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and even then, you're gonna
have to block off the whole day,
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because they don't
give you a specific time.
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No, no, it's a window.
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Sir.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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I thought we were gonna try to scare him.
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There's nothing scarier than the
realities of the municipal court system.
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Now, come on, let's get back in there
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and tell him about
how bad the website is.
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Look, I'll talk.
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Of course you will.
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But I'll only talk to her.
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You want to talk to Gina?
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Yeah, hi. Do you sell purple pants?
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All right, well, good day, then.
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[JEFFORDS SIGHS]
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It's not the turnout I was hoping for.
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Maybe I should've offered free strudel,
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then at least Scully would've come.
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There's free strudel?
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Where the hell did you come from?
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I don't get it.
I am shocked that more people
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wouldn't want the
tutelage of our precinct's…
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Nay, our city's most esteemed sergeant.
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What do you want, Santiago?
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To learn the majestic art of self-defense
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from our city's… Nay, our country's…
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Come on, man, out with it!
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I want to start class.
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Okay, I'm applying for
a mentorship program
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for up-and-coming detectives.
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It's called "Star Achieving
Mentors, Star Achieving Mentees,"
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or SAM-SAM for short.
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Would you write me a recommendation?
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Of course I will. You'd be great.
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Thank you, Sarge.
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All right, everyone.
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Pay attention.
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Santiago, I'm gonna come at you,
and you're gonna take me down.
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You better impress me if you want
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that recommendation to be good.
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I'm gonna try, Sarge. [CHUCKLES]
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All right, here we go.
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[SCREAMS]
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No, no! My nose!
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My nose! You broke my nose!
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Oh, there's so much blood! I'm so sorry!
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Get me a towel! Okay, all right.
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And that's what you get
for lying about free strudel.
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Karma's a bitch.
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Get out of here, Scully!
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Case closed, justice served.
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Peralta amazing… Oh, God.
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No, no…
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Charles, Charles!
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Your ex-wife is here.
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Eleanor?
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The destroyer of worlds?
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Why? Maybe it's nothing bad.
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Maybe some of your
mail got sent to her house.
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Oh, God, I hope not.
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If that happened, she would be livid.
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Oh, well, just don't assume the worst.
That's all I'm saying.
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Then why did you bring up the mail thing?
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I don't…
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Hello, Chunk.
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Heard you want your sperm.
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You're gonna have to go through me.
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Oh, no, this is way
worse than the mail thing.
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What mail thing? Nothing.
There's no mail thing.
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There's no mail thing. But it's my sperm.
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How did you even find out I wanted it?
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Because the account's under my name.
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Storage facility called me saying that
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you were looking to make a withdrawal.
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So I went ahead and withdrew it for you.
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[WHISPERS] I have all of your sperm.
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But you don't even
care about it, Eleanor.
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I mean, remember?
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] "Oh, hey, Charles,
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"I'll never have a baby with you
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"because I don't love you,
and a child's not gonna fix that!"
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Oof.
When he started doing the silly voice,
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I thought it was gonna
be more fun, but wasn't.
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Well, I do not want your DNA.
I want something else.
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I hit some dumbass with my car.
Now he's suing me.
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What I want is for you to use your badge
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and your gun to intimidate
him into dropping the case.
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Wow, that is so very illegal.
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He's not doing that.
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I don't care. You have 48 hours to do so,
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or I'm gonna take your sperm,
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and I'm gonna dump
it into the East River.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Please don't do that.
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And there will never be the possibility
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of a little pie-faced Charles Boyle Jr.
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Proud of it, it's me.
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She can't do that. Can she do that?
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Stay calm.
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We're gonna talk to a lawyer
and get a professional opinion.
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Damn.
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I can't believe you signed this contract.
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The sperm is her legal possession.
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It also says that she, and I quote,
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"Owns your dignity."
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You initialed right next to that.
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Oh, no, Jake, this is a total disaster!
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I'll never be happy in my life.
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Why are you smiling?
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Because this is exactly
what we've trained for.
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It's a hostage situation,
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and we're gonna bring your boys home.
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All right, Charles, I know
that you're freaking out
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and you think you're
never gonna be a father,
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but don't worry, there's no way
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I'm gonna let Eleanor do
anything to your precious…
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Boyle oil? Ugh. All right, I'm out.
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She can do what she wants. No, no, no.
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We'll just call them hostages.
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All right, fine, let's get to work.
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Here's what we know about Eleanor.
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BOYLE: Oh, my wedding day.
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I should've known it was a mistake
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when she said, "I
suppose," instead of, "I do."
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Yowch. All right.
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Hostage taker, Eleanor Horstweil.
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Age, 42. Occupation, bank manager.
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No priors. Clean bill of health.
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Current husband, Hercules Thikalonos.
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Don't bring him into it.
We're actually quite close.
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Noted. You divorced in 2010.
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She got the house, both cars,
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and 85% of your salary going forward.
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That's a typo, right?
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It is not. How did she get so much?
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My lawyer was Hercules.
That's how they met.
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That seems real unethical.
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Again, lay off Hercules.
He's quite a decent man.
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All right, look, we need
some sort of bargaining chip.
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Is there anything you got in
the divorce that she wanted?
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Yes. Abigail.
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I'm gonna just assume
Abigail's something super weird.
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Nope. She was our hairdresser.
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Okay.
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It was awkward for her to see
both of us, so she made us choose.
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I mean, I couldn't get rid of her.
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She's the only stylist in
New York that can do this.
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Right, and do you think
Eleanor still wants Abigail?
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I mean, you saw her hair today.
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[LAUGHS] It's all volume, no sheen.
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[LAUGHS] Okay, maybe we can use this.
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Time to put on our negotiation faces.
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Not too intimidating
but always in control.
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How's this? [INHALES DEEPLY]
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Oh, as if you don't know it's perfect.
260
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Hey, Sergeant.
261
00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:46,274
How are you?
262
00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:47,983
Well, my baby cries at the sight
263
00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,986
of my face now, so that's great.
264
00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,780
I mean, she's a baby,
265
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,573
she could be crying at anything.
[CHUCKLES]
266
00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:56,286
Nope, she pointed right at
my nose and then threw up.
267
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,844
What do you want, Santiago?
268
00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,997
I was just wondering if you finished
269
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,917
writing that recommendation letter.
270
00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,335
It's due pretty soon.
271
00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:04,503
I'm working on it.
272
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,965
It's taking a little while
because it's hard to concentrate,
273
00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:08,049
what with all the agony.
274
00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,928
Okay, well, thank you for still doing it.
275
00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:14,390
If it helps, I brought you
some soothing ginger tea.
276
00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:17,351
Will it repair the place where
my nose came off my skull?
277
00:09:17,435 --> 00:09:18,477
I don't know,
278
00:09:18,561 --> 00:09:20,773
but it's supposed to have healing vapors.
279
00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:22,566
So try inhaling it?
280
00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,736
Oh, thank you.
281
00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:30,032
[SCREAMING] It burns! The vapors burn!
282
00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:32,119
SANTIAGO: I'm sorry!
I'll take it back! [SCREAMS]
283
00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:34,663
Oh, God, I'm sorry!
I'll get some cold water!
284
00:09:34,747 --> 00:09:36,374
No, no, don't.
285
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,418
I am petrified of you!
286
00:09:39,503 --> 00:09:42,130
All right, remember,
this is a negotiation.
287
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,008
We can't let her know
how badly you want this.
288
00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:45,467
Jake, what if she destroys the sperm?
289
00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,011
She's not gonna do that, Charles,
290
00:09:47,095 --> 00:09:48,847
because then she'd have no leverage.
291
00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,631
All right, you know this,
they never shoot the hostage.
292
00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:52,893
ELEANOR: Hey!
293
00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:55,396
Did you threaten that
90-year-old man for me yet?
294
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,523
What? The guy you hit was 90?
295
00:09:57,607 --> 00:09:59,734
Yeah, and you would know
that if you had talked to him,
296
00:09:59,818 --> 00:10:01,486
which obviously you did not, so goodbye!
297
00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,071
PERALTA: No, no, wait, wait, look.
298
00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:04,656
We can't help you out until we know that
299
00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:06,868
you actually have the samples.
300
00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:08,328
We need proof of life.
301
00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:11,289
I'd be happy to dump one of
the containers out of the window.
302
00:10:11,373 --> 00:10:12,541
No, no, no, don't do that, please!
303
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,168
Don't dump my sperm on us!
304
00:10:14,252 --> 00:10:16,252
Hello, ma'am. Top of the morning to you.
305
00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:19,296
[CLEARS THROAT] All
right, look, if you let us upstairs,
306
00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:21,302
we'll give you Abigail.
307
00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:25,098
I'll buzz you in.
308
00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,016
And that is how it's done.
309
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,018
Like taking candy from a baby.
310
00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:31,021
Why would you bring up babies right now?
311
00:10:31,105 --> 00:10:32,105
It's a saying.
312
00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:33,524
Who would do that?
313
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,402
The question is, why would
someone want to talk to Gina?
314
00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:37,528
That's very rude.
315
00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:38,780
It's obvious why the guy wants to talk to
316
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,240
a civilian like her, he's stalling.
317
00:10:40,324 --> 00:10:41,491
That's also rude.
318
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,244
Maybe he wants to talk to a normal person
319
00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:45,120
instead of two rude cops.
320
00:10:45,204 --> 00:10:47,164
Well, whatever his reason,
we have no other choice.
321
00:10:47,248 --> 00:10:48,416
Gina, take his statement.
322
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,918
Yes, thank you!
323
00:10:50,002 --> 00:10:51,211
I'm gonna get this guy to admit
324
00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:52,671
to crimes he hasn't even committed.
325
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,799
No, that would be a huge problem.
326
00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:55,925
Copy that.
327
00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:57,510
We'll get you a file on
him so you can study up.
328
00:10:57,594 --> 00:10:59,680
That won't be necessary.
I'm gonna go with my gut.
329
00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:01,139
He asked for Gina.
330
00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:03,100
Let's give the people what they want.
331
00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,270
[DOOR OPENS]
332
00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:10,066
Steven, Steven, Steven.
333
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,000
You mind if I take a seat? Go for it.
334
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,322
Oh, boy.
335
00:11:15,406 --> 00:11:16,573
Look, I'm not a cop.
336
00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:18,326
I don't really like cops.
337
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:21,538
Honestly, I think crime's kind of cool.
338
00:11:21,622 --> 00:11:22,747
Okay.
339
00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:23,916
Yeah, you get it.
340
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,710
Are we still holding out
hope that this might work?
341
00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:27,336
I am. Let's give her a shot.
342
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,881
I feel like you and
me are really bonding.
343
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,174
I'm ready to give you immunity.
344
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,884
HOLT: No, you're not.
That's not happening!
345
00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,052
Gina, come out of there.
346
00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:35,138
Negative.
347
00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:38,099
The guy wanted to talk
to a real person, not a cop.
348
00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:39,309
That's why he asked for me.
349
00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:41,103
Actually, I asked for you
350
00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:43,147
because we went to high school together.
351
00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:44,773
What? Steven Henderson.
352
00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:46,607
We had a bunch of classes together.
353
00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,571
Steven Henderson.
We made out once on the bus.
354
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:52,074
I mean… Do you not remember me?
355
00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:54,577
Uh…
356
00:11:57,038 --> 00:11:58,749
Eleanor. Jake.
357
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,167
Charles.
358
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,626
Okay, you just said your own name, bud.
359
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,045
It was the only one left.
360
00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:06,341
Okay, so we have given you Abigail.
361
00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,177
Now it's time for you to make
good on your side of the deal,
362
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,180
and, I can't believe I'm saying this,
363
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,015
show us Charles' sperm.
364
00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:14,767
It's my sperm.
365
00:12:14,851 --> 00:12:16,185
It's in the freezer.
366
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,604
I'll be right back.
367
00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,314
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
368
00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:21,149
Abigail was our only bargaining chip.
369
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,234
Don't worry. I have a plan.
370
00:12:22,318 --> 00:12:23,694
As soon as she comes back in here,
371
00:12:23,778 --> 00:12:25,112
I'm gonna grab that
cup right out of her hands
372
00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:26,906
and run like hell.
You think that'll work?
373
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,158
I don't just think it will.
374
00:12:28,242 --> 00:12:30,202
I know it might.
375
00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:33,246
Here it is. Cold and sad. Just like you.
376
00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,291
How do I know that
that's really Charles'?
377
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,425
I'm gonna have to
read the label up close.
378
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,462
If I could just take a look… [LAUGHS]
379
00:12:39,546 --> 00:12:40,840
-Go, Boyle!
-[BOYLE SHOUTS]
380
00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:43,968
You really think I'm that stupid?
381
00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:47,389
It's called a dummy cup, dummies.
382
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,309
Damn it. She's right, it's empty.
383
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:53,187
I'm actually kind of relieved.
I did not want to see that.
384
00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:55,231
You two are messing with the wrong woman.
385
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,274
And now you're gonna pay for it.
386
00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:58,808
Wait, wait! Eleanor, Eleanor!
387
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,196
There are two real containers.
388
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,740
One is in a safe location,
389
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,993
and this is the other one.
390
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,747
Or rather, it was the other one.
391
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,002
-No!
-[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
392
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,171
She shot a hostage.
393
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,844
Charles, what are you doing?
394
00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:22,930
I'm sorry, but I don't
have a choice, Jake.
395
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:24,265
I'm gonna go bully an old priest,
396
00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:25,766
so I can get my sperms back.
397
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,143
He's a priest?
398
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,395
Yeah, I looked him up.
399
00:13:28,479 --> 00:13:31,481
He's a priest, a 90-year-old priest.
400
00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:32,984
But don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt him.
401
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:35,362
I'm just gonna casually yawn…
402
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,781
Thereby exposing my gun and badge.
403
00:13:38,865 --> 00:13:41,285
Listen, you can't do
this, Charles, it's illegal.
404
00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:44,329
I have to. You saw what Eleanor
did to millions of my babies.
405
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,582
I heard them scream!
406
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,749
That was you.
407
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,918
I am them, and they are me.
408
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,172
You could go to prison, okay?
409
00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:53,924
You're right. You're right.
410
00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,051
What am I thinking?
411
00:13:55,677 --> 00:13:57,762
Thank you for looking out for me.
412
00:13:57,846 --> 00:13:59,390
Yeah. Friend.
413
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:02,852
No! What… Charles, what are you doing?
414
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:05,313
No, no, no! Not the keys, no!
415
00:14:05,397 --> 00:14:06,856
Oh, I should've known.
416
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,859
You're a hugger, not a shaker.
417
00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:10,611
BOYLE: It was the most
painful thing I've ever done,
418
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:13,113
and I've taken three of my
grandparents off life support.
419
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,991
How are you always in charge of that?
420
00:14:15,075 --> 00:14:16,993
Wait, Charles, do not get in that car!
421
00:14:17,077 --> 00:14:18,495
He's getting in the car. Sorry.
422
00:14:18,579 --> 00:14:19,787
-Don't you drive away!
-[ENGINE STARTING]
423
00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:21,582
-He's driving away.
-[TIRES SCREECHING]
424
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,959
Charles!
425
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,160
-[COMPUTER BEEPS]
-[GASPS]
426
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:26,903
I just got an email from SAM-SAM.
427
00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:28,090
Rejected?
428
00:14:28,924 --> 00:14:30,425
I've never been rejected from anything.
429
00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:31,760
Me neither.
430
00:14:31,844 --> 00:14:33,930
Oops. Did you say rejected or ejected?
431
00:14:34,014 --> 00:14:35,473
I've been rejected a lot.
432
00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:36,849
I don't understand.
433
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,936
My application was so good.
434
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,980
You know what? I've also been ejected.
435
00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:43,440
Flume ride, Topeka, Kansas.
436
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:44,651
How did this happen?
437
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:46,285
Just forgot to put on the belt.
438
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,779
Jeffords.
439
00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:49,072
Good talk, Ames.
440
00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:55,519
You wrote me a bad recommendation.
How could you?
441
00:14:55,747 --> 00:14:56,790
Excuse me?
442
00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:57,874
It's the only explanation!
443
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,751
You're mad that I broke your face
444
00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:00,877
and I burned your whole body.
445
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:02,880
Well, grow up!
446
00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:04,090
Grow up?
447
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:06,968
I have a Roth IRA!
448
00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:09,805
I eat wheat toast! You grow up!
449
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:11,139
You know what?
450
00:15:11,223 --> 00:15:12,850
Here's the letter that I sent.
451
00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:16,521
"Amy Santiago is one
of the finest detectives
452
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:20,234
"in my precinct… Nay, the entire NYPD."
453
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:22,695
Yeah, I even used the word "nay."
454
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:27,868
The idea that you would
question my integrity is so…
455
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:29,745
Uh-oh.
456
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,082
I got to sneeze. This is gonna hurt!
457
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,833
Oh, God.
458
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,710
[SNEEZING]
459
00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:36,795
[JEFFORDS GROANS]
460
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,797
Oh, Hitchcock, thank God!
461
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,425
Handcuffed yourself to a car? Been there.
462
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,094
What? No, Charles did this.
463
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,778
Here, quick, hand me those keys.
464
00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:47,098
Here we go.
465
00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:48,474
What will you give me for them?
466
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,477
Seriously? What do you want?
467
00:15:50,561 --> 00:15:52,521
A dollar for a soda, mine are all wet.
468
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,899
Yes, obviously, I'll give you that! Bam!
469
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:57,861
A soda only costs 75 cents, you fool.
470
00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,488
See you later, sucker!
471
00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:01,797
Didn't even give him the dollar.
472
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,619
I know it seems like I blew it,
473
00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:06,704
but you got to give me
another crack at him.
474
00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:09,166
Now that I'm aware
of our fascinating past,
475
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,834
I have all the ammo that I need.
476
00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:12,127
Perhaps you would've had that ammo
477
00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:13,755
if you had read the
file Diaz offered you.
478
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,091
No doubt. No doubt. Gina culpa.
479
00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:18,761
Okay, you get one more chance.
480
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,805
I will not let you down.
481
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,977
Steven, Steven, Steven,
I have one question.
482
00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:27,812
Who on the basketball team was into me?
483
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,022
I want names.
484
00:16:29,106 --> 00:16:30,315
What? [SLAMS TABLE]
485
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:31,901
We don't have time to play games, Steven.
486
00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,110
That's it. I'm pulling her.
487
00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:34,820
No, no, let her keep going.
488
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,657
GINA: Question two.
489
00:16:36,741 --> 00:16:39,034
Who on the lacrosse team is into me,
490
00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:41,495
and which one of them aged the best?
491
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:43,529
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
492
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,504
AUTOMATED VOICE: In
4,000 feet, stay straight.
493
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,381
You interrupted the song for that?
494
00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:51,883
[ROCK MUSIC RESUMES]
495
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,803
Hello.
496
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:58,390
Father, I understand
you were recently involved
497
00:16:58,474 --> 00:17:01,560
in an automobile accident
with an Eleanor Horstweil.
498
00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:05,815
Oh, yes, uh, she came
up onto the sidewalk
499
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,901
and fractured my hip.
500
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,778
You were a pedestrian?
501
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,198
Are you technically a pedestrian
502
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,158
if you're sitting on a bench?
503
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,576
Sitting on a bench.
504
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,746
Well, okay, I don't want to tell you
505
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,832
to drop your suit against her,
506
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:24,880
but I sure am getting sleepy.
507
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,423
Excuse me?
508
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,675
Yawns a-coming.
509
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,136
[YAWNING]
510
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,471
[GROANING]
511
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:34,807
I got you. Hi, there. I'm Jake.
512
00:17:34,891 --> 00:17:36,017
This is my best friend, Charles.
513
00:17:36,101 --> 00:17:37,310
He's trying to have a baby. You get it.
514
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,729
Now, come here, you.
515
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,314
[PERALTA GRUNTS]
516
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,279
Charles, I know you're mad,
517
00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:47,448
but you have to talk to me.
518
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:49,116
It's funny how getting tased in the back
519
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,409
can break your heart
520
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:52,202
and also really hurt your back.
521
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:53,538
I'm sorry.
522
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:56,249
I really wanted to be a
papa, and you ruined it.
523
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,333
You pop-blocked me.
524
00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,962
I know, but I couldn't
let you break the law.
525
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,423
And I won't let Eleanor
turn you into a bad person.
526
00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:03,883
What other choice do I have?
527
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,262
There's always a choice, Charles.
528
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,181
And by the way, DNA is not the only thing
529
00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:10,892
that makes somebody into a father.
530
00:18:10,976 --> 00:18:12,477
I mean, not that it's any of my business,
531
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:15,271
but I have a biological
father, and he's a nightmare.
532
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,689
He never played catch with me.
533
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,233
He never taught me how to ride a bike.
534
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,194
I had to learn how to shave
from watching Home Alone.
535
00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:21,987
Makes sense, it's like Die Hard for kids.
536
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,157
Plus, is this how you
really want it to go?
537
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:26,741
Eleanor controlling your
life, ruining your career?
538
00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:28,369
So what do I do?
539
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:29,997
Honestly, I don't know.
540
00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:32,124
But I do know that you're
gonna be a great dad
541
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,795
with or without your… Boyle oil.
542
00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,229
Nope, not gonna say it. Oh.
543
00:18:36,422 --> 00:18:37,506
But you will.
544
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,840
There's still time left
on Eleanor's deadline.
545
00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,761
I'm gonna unlock this door.
546
00:18:41,845 --> 00:18:43,346
You do what you got to do.
547
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,514
[DOOR BUZZES]
548
00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:49,520
That seems like a bad sign.
549
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,355
Hey, Santiago,
550
00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:53,024
you know why you didn't get into SAM-SAM?
551
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,944
Probably because I used a
modern format on my cover letter
552
00:18:56,028 --> 00:18:58,531
that put my email above my home address.
553
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,241
Why take such a risk?
554
00:19:00,325 --> 00:19:02,576
No, I sent the recommendation letter
555
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,994
to the wrong place.
556
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:06,790
I thought you were applying
to be a mentor, not a mentee.
557
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:09,376
You thought I wanted
to be a SAM, not a SAM?
558
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,545
Are you insane?
559
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:12,004
Well, you should be a SAM.
560
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:13,464
No, I should be a SAM.
561
00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:15,341
We got to start saying
something other than SAM
562
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,761
because we are barreling
toward a misunderstanding.
563
00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:20,473
Amy, you are ready to be teaching others.
564
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:23,560
I made a call, you're
going to be a mentor.
565
00:19:23,644 --> 00:19:24,895
Oh, my God.
566
00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:29,066
Sergeant, I'm so sorry for
ever questioning your integrity.
567
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,234
Thank you so much…
568
00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:31,360
No, no, no, stand back.
569
00:19:31,444 --> 00:19:33,446
Look, I'm still very scared of you.
570
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:36,116
Good news. I got Steven to talk.
571
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,659
Diaz, fantastic. How did you do it?
572
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,580
Did you finally show him
the municipal court website
573
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,290
and the pull-down
menus you can't click on?
574
00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:44,584
No, I found something we bonded over.
575
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,753
She didn't even know who I was.
576
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,505
And we were good friends.
577
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,507
On more than one occasion,
she's called me Gina.
578
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,093
That's her own name.
579
00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:53,344
No, she didn't.
580
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,138
We complained about Gina for an hour,
581
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:56,389
and then he opened up.
582
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:58,434
Gave me the name of the guy he works for.
583
00:19:58,518 --> 00:20:02,021
I have never been so
insulted in my entire life.
584
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:04,941
I'm not gonna work cases
for you guys anymore.
585
00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:06,693
We were never going to ask you to.
586
00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:08,153
[LAUGHS]
587
00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,657
You just lost your best detective.
588
00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:12,575
[CLICKS TONGUE]
589
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,331
Charles, thank God. What happened?
590
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,665
I did it. Did what?
591
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:20,542
I'm freaking out over
here, you stormed off.
592
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:22,587
Yeah, because I was inspired by you.
593
00:20:22,671 --> 00:20:24,964
I ran all the way to
Eleanor's house to tell her off.
594
00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:26,174
What do you want, Chunk?
595
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,594
To let you know you can keep my sperm.
596
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,179
I don't need it.
597
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,389
I'm in love and I'm going to be a dad,
598
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:34,517
and there's nothing
you could do to stop me.
599
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,602
So, goodbye forever.
600
00:20:35,686 --> 00:20:37,228
Oh, and one more thing.
601
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:39,357
Tell Hercules I'll see him
at spin class on Sunday.
602
00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:40,650
Now goodbye!
603
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:41,776
How do you guys feel? Great.
604
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,778
We were looking at possible
donors on the way over.
605
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
606
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,406
Check out this guy.
607
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:47,991
I like him, he went to Yale.
608
00:20:48,075 --> 00:20:50,704
Oh, wait, that says Yeal University.
Swipe him off.
609
00:20:51,079 --> 00:20:52,622
This is fun. That's weird.
610
00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:53,706
That guy kind of looks like my dad.
611
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,959
Wait a minute. That is my dad.
612
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,379
You cannot use his sperm.
613
00:20:58,463 --> 00:20:59,913
My son would be your brother!