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Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to start clapping,
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'cause I just made a major drug bust.
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Talking about four kilos of cocaine,
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$200,000 cash,
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and my new partner, a tarantula.
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I call him Jake Jr., aka Spidey
Klum, aka Mrs. Doubtspider,
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aka Joe Spiden, aka Tarantula Basset,
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aka Spi-dermot Mulrooney.
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aka Tarantulina Jolie. What?
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No, Charles, have you seen this spider?
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That's a terrible name. Sorry.
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Why do you have that thing?
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Because they were gonna throw him away,
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but I couldn't let them
do that to my furry little…
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He's actually really scary up close.
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It's horrifying from everywhere.
Terry hates creepy crawlers.
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Seriously, I'm not going to your
apartment if that thing is there.
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All right, fine, then he'll just live
here and help me solve crimes.
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Get used to him, everyone,
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'cause me and this
spider are partners for life.
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He's gone.
I left the cage unlocked, and he's gone.
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Somebody find him!
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Stay off the ground!
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I'm good. I'm out of here.
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He couldn't have gone
far, unless he can fly.
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Can tarantulas fly?
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JEFFORDS: Jake, you
better find that spider.
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And I'm not coming
back here until you do.
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Uh, Sarge, I think I found it.
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[GASPS]
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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-MAN 1: Oh, no.
-MAN 2: Oh, my gosh.
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It's on my head!
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[YELLING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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A whole hour until we testify.
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Hey, donut holes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Ugh.
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Fish?
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Fish donuts, Boyle?
What is wrong with you?
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It's takoyaki.
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I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls.
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I've been online dating,
it's a total disaster.
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I've only had one match,
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and it was a pretty
obvious catfish situation.
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My name Yennifer.
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You give me social security?
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Oh, Yennifer…
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Now, I see that as a positive story.
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Out of all the identities
he could have stolen,
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he chose yours, and you want to know why?
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Because I posted my annual income?
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Because you posted your
annual income, you moron.
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Excuse me, is that takoyaki?
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Yeah, from Senka, right down the street.
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Oh, I love that place.
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The chef lets me take
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octopus hearts home for my dogs.
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Oh, lucky!
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How many dogs do you have?
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Oh, too many.
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Three. That's how many I have.
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Oh. All right, wait, quick question.
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How do you keep them off the bed?
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I gave up. I sleep on the floor. Me, too.
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BOTH: It's better for your back.
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-[BOTH LAUGH]
-Wow.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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What are you doing? She's walking away.
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I got nervous. She eats octopus balls,
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and she sleeps on the floor.
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She's the perfect woman.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I was aiming at somebody else,
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but now that I have
your attention, Charles?
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He was aiming at a terrible criminal.
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He probably saved the world.
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Do you want to have takoyaki
on the bench over there?
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Sure, I was hoping you'd ask.
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My work here is done.
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Oh, still fish. Oh, God.
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HOLT: Oh, Santiago,
thank you for coming in.
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It's no secret the NYPD
has an image problem.
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Yeah, when I told my garbage man
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I was a cop, he said, "Gross."
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He had someone else's
Band-Aid stuck to him.
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Police approval ratings
are, pardon my language,
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in the commode.
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All the headlines are about the bad cops,
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but there are good cops too,
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and I want to put up posters
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that showcase some of our best.
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I'd like you to be on the first one.
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Shut up, Ray.
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I mean, interesting, Captain.
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I'll think about it.
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Wow, this is a bad idea.
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First off, Amy has an
epic lack of swagger.
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I'll have you know I have swagger.
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I ooze swagger.
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Right. More importantly,
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putting up a bunch of
photos of smiling cops
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isn't gonna change
how people feel about us.
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I think this campaign is very promising.
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Santiago, what's your take?
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Oh, right, let's hear an unbiased opinion
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from your straight-up Swimfan.
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[SCOFFS]
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I think it's a great idea, sir.
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Well, you can count me out.
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I will not pose for your posters.
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I didn't ask you, and
you're not a police officer.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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Sarge, permission to
arrest Hitchcock and Scully.
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I told you before, it's not harassment
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unless you can prove intent to fart.
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No, it's not that. They robbed me.
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They ate my Moose Tracks ice cream.
[LAUGHS]
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That's funny.
I wouldn't think you like Moose Tracks.
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My boyfriend Marcus introduced me to it.
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What?
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It is a delicious treat for all ages.
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Damn, Rosa, okay.
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Look, I think they've been
skimming people's desserts for weeks,
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but I can never prove it.
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Did you see them take your ice cream?
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No, but Hitchcock has
fudge stains all over his chest.
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He's always got fudge
stains all over his chest.
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They'll deny everything.
We need hard proof.
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So let's get it.
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Step one, put a
delicious pie in the fridge
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and cover it with poison.
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That's step one? What's step two?
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Tell their widows they were thieves.
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Hey, where'd she go?
You guys were hitting it off.
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I half expected to see you
sitting in her lap by now.
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She is amazing.
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Her palate is wide and deep. Gross.
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And at one point when she wasn't
looking, I snuck a whiff of her hair.
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Of course you did.
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She uses one of my top three shampoos.
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Tahitian Coconut, extra lather.
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Sounds good, Boyle.
Did you get her number?
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Oh, we lost track of time.
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She had to go back into court.
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When she's done, I'm gonna ask her out.
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Oh, okay, okay. So what's the plan?
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Going straight from here to the spa.
Couples massage.
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Okay, seems a little intense,
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but given how your
other weirdness lined up,
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I say go for it.
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Oh, here she comes. Oh, okay.
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How do I look? You look great.
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I've got a good feeling about this.
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Genevieve, I know we just met,
and I don't want to be too forward…
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Charles… But sometimes you just get
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a feeling about a person…
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Charles.
And I've got that feeling about you.
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I like you… Charles, look down.
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I think tonight we… Oh, shoot.
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They just gave me 10 years in prison.
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She didn't say no.
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PERALTA: Hey, buddy.
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Got you some of those fish donuts
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you like so much to cheer you up.
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Although, full disclosure,
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I couldn't find where they sold them,
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so that's just a chocolate
éclair with lox on it.
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Oh, thanks, Jake, but I
don't need cheering up.
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You can eat it yourself. Nope.
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So what, you're not
upset about falling hard
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for a lady who was
immediately thrown in jail?
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No, because she's not actually guilty.
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They say she robbed her own art gallery
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for the insurance money,
but that makes no sense.
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She would have made
more if the art had sold.
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This piece, Breastfeeding Knight,
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was worth twice what she got
from the insurance company.
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Wow, look at that.
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Not to sound overly intellectual,
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but dem knight boobies is crazy.
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[LAUGHS] I get art.
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Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer.
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He's a total disaster.
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I have a couple questions
about a beautiful client of yours,
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Genevieve Mirren-Carter.
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She got hit by a tow
truck and sued the driver?
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No, she was accused of insurance fraud.
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Oh, good, because I
blew that tow truck case.
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Straight-up forgot to go to court.
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Well, they found one of the
stolen paintings at her house.
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But she said she didn't
know how it ended up there.
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She's being set up.
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Framed. Art joke. Continue.
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My hunch is that it's a jealous ex-lover.
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A girl like that, three dogs,
makes her own turkey stock,
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that's the kind of
woman you don't get over.
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Look, I know you think
my judgment's clouded
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because I like her a little bit…
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You doodled your wedding invitation.
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No, that's our joint tombstone.
My mistake.
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But as a cop, I really
don't think that she did it.
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Something is off about the case.
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Okay, Boyle.
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I trust your gut.
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Let's go free an innocent woman. Nice!
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My dreams are coming true.
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You and me getting my lady off together.
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I mean, you know how that sounds, right?
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Look strong, but fair.
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But approachable.
But professional. And fun.
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But not too fun.
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This is your job.
Can you handle all that?
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Sir, "Fun, but not too fun"
was my campaign slogan
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when I ran for prom queen.
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Did you win? No.
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Ames? I want to say you look great.
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Thank you. You didn't let me finish.
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Dot, dot, dot, for you.
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Great news is, it doesn't
matter, because this campaign,
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like three out of five Backstreet
Boys, is inconsequential.
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That's enough, Gina.
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All I'm saying as a, if not the,
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voice of the streets is,
this 'tisn't gonna work.
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And all I'm saying as a, if not the,
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boss here is, if you're not
gonna support me, you can leave.
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Fine. I will leave.
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I'm gonna go get a mani-pedi,
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and I'm gonna do some
serious sub-tweeting,
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so you might want to keep off the net.
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Diaz.
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Look what I found in
Hitchcock and Scully's trash can,
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ice cream spoon.
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Son of a bitch.
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You hungry, hungry
hippos ate my ice cream.
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Why was this in your trash?
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And who throws away a spoon?
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It's the easiest utensil to clean.
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I don't even think it's ice cream.
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It's probably medicine.
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You know, I'm on lots of medicines, Rosa.
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I'm sick all over.
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This is ice cream,
and I'm gonna prove it.
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Sarge, no. It's been in their mouths.
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What am I doing?
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Well, I guess your little
investigation has hit a dead end.
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I'll be back.
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Don't move.
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Not a problem.
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I hate moving.
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Let it go.
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-Let it go.
-[SPOON CLATTERING]
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Interesting.
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Yeah, something
definitely doesn't add up.
256
00:09:23,809 --> 00:09:26,146
Did you know there's a
sausage you can drink?
257
00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,856
What?
Are you even talking about the case?
258
00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:31,275
We got distracted.
She has an amazing tongue.
259
00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:33,528
Strong, supple, great bud density.
260
00:09:33,612 --> 00:09:36,073
Okay, I'm gonna take over the questioning.
Yeah, I'm too close to this.
261
00:09:36,157 --> 00:09:37,574
Disgusting eating habits.
262
00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:40,411
Hi, Genevieve. I'm just gonna
ask you a couple of questions now,
263
00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:43,247
and Detective Boyle will just sit there
264
00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:44,581
and keep waving at you, I guess.
265
00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:47,002
Now then, is there anybody
you can think of besides yourself
266
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,795
that has access to
the gallery after hours?
267
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:52,507
No, just me, and the vault is only
accessible through fingerprint ID.
268
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,175
Does Charles have a girlfriend?
269
00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:56,178
I just saw her mouth my name.
What did she say?
270
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,596
Is she asking if I'm circumcised?
271
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,850
What? No. Who asks that?
Stop interrupting.
272
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,436
Sorry about that. Okay, next question.
273
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,604
Can you think of anyone that
might be trying to set you up?
274
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,108
Maybe an employee
or a rival of some kind?
275
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,735
Maybe my ex-boyfriend, Nick.
276
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,820
He's an artist, a terrible one.
277
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,864
He was always in debt
and begging for money.
278
00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,284
That's why we broke up.
Maybe he's resentful.
279
00:10:16,451 --> 00:10:17,452
Dirtbag ex.
280
00:10:17,536 --> 00:10:18,911
[GASPS] That was my theory, remember?
281
00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,038
Tell her it was my theory.
282
00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:21,122
Okay. Wait, give me a second.
283
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,306
I want to look smart when you say it.
Okay.
284
00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:26,420
Hey, Genevieve, Detective
Boyle wanted me to let you know
285
00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:28,797
that he, a college graduate,
had a similar theory
286
00:10:28,881 --> 00:10:31,081
that it could have been an ex-boyfriend.
Wow.
287
00:10:31,217 --> 00:10:32,260
He is so smart.
288
00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:34,970
It actually worked.
I've got to hand it to you, buddy,
289
00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:36,431
whatever you're putting
down, she is picking up.
290
00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:38,016
Oh, good. One more thing.
291
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,476
Boyle has another question.
292
00:10:39,852 --> 00:10:41,061
Tell her when this is all over,
293
00:10:41,145 --> 00:10:42,479
I'm gonna rub her body in pâté,
294
00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:43,855
and then rub it off her with a cornichon.
295
00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:45,065
I'm just gonna give you the phone back.
296
00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:46,233
Okay.
297
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,443
Hi.
298
00:10:49,988 --> 00:10:51,530
Guard got nauseous, so we had to stop.
299
00:10:51,614 --> 00:10:52,656
Hmm, that's weird.
300
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:53,783
Do you think it's because you're the two
301
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,076
most disgusting people in the universe?
302
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,828
Could be. Yeah, check this out.
303
00:10:56,912 --> 00:10:58,830
Remember the ex-boyfriend
that she mentioned, Nick?
304
00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:00,040
Call him Mr. Butthead.
305
00:11:00,124 --> 00:11:01,666
Okay, well, apparently, Mr. Butthead
306
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,503
just bought a brand-new gallery
in DUMBO to showcase his art,
307
00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:07,256
which is weird, because Genevieve
said he was always in debt.
308
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,635
Looks like somebody just
came into a ton of money.
309
00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:12,178
Oh, and you think she's gonna want to
310
00:11:12,262 --> 00:11:13,805
get back together with
him now that he's rich.
311
00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:15,431
Damn it! What? No, Boyle.
312
00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,601
He probably got the cash
from selling the stolen art.
313
00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:18,811
Your hunch was right.
314
00:11:18,936 --> 00:11:20,020
Yeah, it was.
315
00:11:20,104 --> 00:11:21,897
♪ My hunch, my hunch, ♪
316
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,482
♪ my lovely case-y hunch ♪
317
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:25,359
Come on, Jake, sing with me.
That's not gonna happen.
318
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:26,568
I will literally never…
319
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,154
♪ Whatcha gonna do with all that hunch ♪
320
00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:29,989
♪ All that hunch inside your brain ♪
321
00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:31,741
♪ We're gonna solve,
solve, solve this case ♪
322
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,994
♪ Solve this case right in your face ♪
323
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,295
-We should probably leave this prison.
-Yep.
324
00:11:40,126 --> 00:11:41,335
Okay, here's my cover.
325
00:11:41,419 --> 00:11:43,254
My name is Sherwin LeMonde,
326
00:11:43,338 --> 00:11:45,422
sculptor, painter, full-time barista.
327
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:48,718
But once I sell my first
piece, part-time barista.
328
00:11:48,802 --> 00:11:52,097
Oh, nice. I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
329
00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:53,432
I wear glasses.
330
00:11:54,016 --> 00:11:55,016
Is that all you got?
331
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,896
Sorry, I spent the cab ride here
imagining me and Genevieve kissing.
332
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,565
Okay, just let me do the talking.
333
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,317
Wine? Yes, thank you so much.
334
00:12:03,401 --> 00:12:04,861
Wow, I love your outfit.
335
00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:07,488
I'm an artist, so I get that
it's more than just tight.
336
00:12:07,572 --> 00:12:09,272
Nick likes to coat women in latex.
337
00:12:09,408 --> 00:12:13,079
He's fascinated by the idea of the
human chrysalis in society's pupation.
338
00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:15,372
Hmm, cool. Human chrysalis and whatnot.
339
00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:17,250
Yeah, whatnot.
340
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,670
It's a whatnot. Yeah, yeah.
341
00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:22,547
I have no idea what a chrysalis is,
342
00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:24,382
but serious question,
if she farts in that thing,
343
00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:25,592
does it blow up like a balloon?
344
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,594
You have to assume that it would.
You have to, right?
345
00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:28,929
Yeah. Art is so intense.
346
00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:30,181
It really is.
347
00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:31,849
Look, there's Nick. Get him.
348
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:36,020
Hey, man. Hey.
349
00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:37,188
Is this your work? Yeah.
350
00:12:37,272 --> 00:12:38,355
It's good.
351
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:40,150
I haven't talked to anyone
here, but it almost seems like
352
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,985
you're going for a human chrysalis thing.
353
00:12:42,069 --> 00:12:43,195
I'm glad you like it.
354
00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:45,629
I wish I could take
credit, but this is society.
355
00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:47,282
I'm just holding up the mirror.
356
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,492
Hmm?
357
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,578
Wow.
358
00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:53,123
You meant that literally. Very cool.
359
00:12:53,456 --> 00:12:55,875
Anyhow, I'm a fellow
artist named Sherwin.
360
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:59,130
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
I wear glasses.
361
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:01,465
So anyway, I was wondering.
How'd you get your own gallery?
362
00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:02,549
It must be really expensive.
363
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,926
Art's not about the money, man.
364
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,136
Totally.
365
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:08,723
It's more about the other things.
Right on.
366
00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:12,810
This painting is called Genevieve 416.
What's that all about?
367
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:14,395
Well, April 16th was the day
368
00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:16,898
my ex, Genevieve, and I
covered ourselves with paint
369
00:13:16,982 --> 00:13:19,235
and made love on that
canvas for 24 hours straight.
370
00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:20,569
That's pretty pathetic, dude.
371
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:22,613
You seem pretty obsessed
with Genevieve, huh?
372
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,073
Excuse me? Donald.
373
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:25,908
I bet it really hurt when she dumped you.
374
00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:27,451
What? Donald, your glasses.
375
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,371
Where were you July 21st, Mr. Butthead?
376
00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,957
Uh… [MOCKING] Uh… Uh…
377
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,917
You were robbing Genevieve's gallery.
378
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,544
You framed her, and I
should arrest you right now.
379
00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:39,381
What are you, cops?
What? No, we're artists.
380
00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,509
And as artists, we question everything,
381
00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:43,970
including certain people's
whereabouts on particular dates.
382
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,221
Get out of here.
383
00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,514
Fine, but we're taking this,
384
00:13:46,598 --> 00:13:47,890
because you don't deserve that memory.
385
00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,684
That painting is $95,000.
386
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,010
I don't want it anyway.
Your penis was on it.
387
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,024
Sorry about that. Donald is…
388
00:13:55,316 --> 00:13:56,484
Sucks.
389
00:13:58,402 --> 00:13:59,778
Hey, you dum-dums.
390
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,031
Ice cream.
391
00:14:01,156 --> 00:14:02,574
Moose Tracks ice cream.
392
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:04,284
How do you know?
393
00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:06,786
Yep, it's definitely ice cream.
394
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,246
Knew it! They're going down.
395
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,998
Also, whoever used this spoon,
396
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,417
their body ain't right.
397
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,502
Okay, let's say it is ice cream.
398
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,436
But I didn't eat it, I couldn't have.
399
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:16,839
I'm lactose intolerant.
400
00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:18,132
Me, too.
401
00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:19,883
I'm super lactose intolerant.
402
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:20,969
You're lying.
403
00:14:21,053 --> 00:14:22,512
Have you ever seen us eat dairy?
404
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,890
You know no one can
bear to watch you eat.
405
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:26,266
Check.
406
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,144
And… Check.
407
00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:30,938
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
408
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:32,690
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
409
00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:34,358
I got to say, Boyle.
410
00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:35,985
Nick was pretty defensive.
411
00:14:36,069 --> 00:14:37,904
Yeah, and he's a terrible artist.
412
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:40,072
All he does is have sex on canvases.
413
00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:42,076
Any fourth grader could do that.
414
00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:43,744
But…
415
00:14:44,787 --> 00:14:46,539
They shouldn't. No.
416
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:50,250
Hey, Nick doesn't like cops,
but he didn't do anything wrong.
417
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,377
And how would you know?
418
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:52,838
I'm his assistant, Dvora.
419
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,840
He would never set up Genevieve.
He's still in love with her.
420
00:14:55,924 --> 00:14:57,925
He keeps boxes of her
old stuff lying around.
421
00:14:58,009 --> 00:15:00,178
Ooh, can we look at,
smell and handle them?
422
00:15:00,262 --> 00:15:01,764
I mean, you know, for the investigation.
423
00:15:01,848 --> 00:15:03,099
We're cops.
424
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,559
Please, take the boxes.
I want them out of here.
425
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,769
Oh. Okay, great.
426
00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:09,229
You wouldn't happen to know
where he was on July 21st, would you?
427
00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:10,356
Actually, I would.
428
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,525
He did a performance
art piece that entire month.
429
00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:15,109
He lived in a cage on
the street and never left it.
430
00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:16,279
The whole thing's on video.
431
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,281
Okay, great. Totally.
432
00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:21,201
We'll just go around back
and pick up the boxes.
433
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:22,870
Oh, one more thing.
434
00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:25,206
Where in this "cage" did
he go to the bathroom?
435
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,240
Bucket. Okay, gross. Have a good night.
436
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,504
Sir, I saw my poster on
the subway this morning.
437
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,717
Well, you must feel like a
celebrity, a regular Ira Glass.
438
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:38,053
They put a Hitler mustache on me.
439
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,348
Yes, this is unfortunate,
440
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,768
but let's not overreact to one graffito.
441
00:15:43,852 --> 00:15:45,311
It wasn't just one.
442
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:47,814
People drew on every single poster.
443
00:15:48,106 --> 00:15:51,734
They put devil horns, target on my face,
444
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,279
this one says, "Die
Pig," and worst of all,
445
00:15:54,363 --> 00:15:56,407
they didn't put the comma
between "Die" and "Pig."
446
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:57,616
This is easily dealt with.
447
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,369
I'll just issue a statement
saying vandals will be prosecuted.
448
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,455
It's not just vandalism, sir.
449
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:04,541
People have real complaints, too.
450
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,209
"End stop-and-frisks.
451
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:07,627
"Stop racial profiling.
452
00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:09,505
"Unlawful arrest is a crime."
453
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,839
I see.
454
00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,842
I think Gina was right
about the campaign, sir.
455
00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:13,968
Hmm.
456
00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:15,636
I'm surprised she hasn't marched
457
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,929
in here to say, "I told you so."
458
00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:18,264
She wouldn't do that.
459
00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:19,933
You're right, Amy.
460
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,686
For once in your life, you're 100% right.
461
00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:24,438
I would never say that.
462
00:16:29,777 --> 00:16:31,820
Did you have enough time to read it all?
463
00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:33,156
Yes.
464
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,449
Okay, good.
465
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,201
PERALTA: Yep, it's true.
466
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:37,827
He sat in a cage for a month.
467
00:16:37,911 --> 00:16:39,371
Ugh, the bucket checks out.
468
00:16:39,746 --> 00:16:42,623
This is insane. Anything is art.
Here, watch this.
469
00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:46,211
A statue of Jesus made out of
cigarette butts. Boom, I'm a millionaire.
470
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:47,796
That's actually pretty good. I know.
471
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,465
And I could call it "Holy Smokes."
472
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,300
Should we really do this? No, right?
473
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,303
That's crazy, you can't just
become an artist out of nowhere.
474
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,221
Jake. The case. What? Yeah.
475
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,806
So Nick has an alibi, that's not great.
476
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,559
But we have a box of
Genevieve's stuff from the gallery.
477
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,561
I'm sure there's something
in here that will exonerate her.
478
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,021
Right. Oh, my God.
479
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,943
Socks and shoes.
This is exactly the type of stuff I own.
480
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,528
This is kismet.
481
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,696
Oh, no, what's this?
482
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,239
It's a receipt for a storage unit
483
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,700
that she didn't tell anyone about.
484
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,660
It's probably nothing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
485
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,870
I'm sure it's nothing. Yeah.
486
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:18,654
It's totally nothing. [LAUGHS] No.
487
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,585
It's a bunch of stolen art.
488
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,259
Hey, buddy. Sorry about Genevieve.
489
00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:31,385
It's okay.
490
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:33,221
I'm resigned to my life of solitude.
491
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,140
Just me and my five dogs.
492
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:36,767
Wait, I thought you only had three dogs.
493
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:38,686
I just adopted two online right now.
494
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,437
This pit bull hates kids.
495
00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:41,605
That's fine, I'll never have any.
496
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,610
Add to cart. Okay, let me just grab that.
497
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:48,571
Listen to me, Charles.
You're gonna be fine.
498
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:50,406
There are plenty of women out there.
499
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,200
Strong, beautiful, smart women.
500
00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,668
How about her? She's very beautiful.
501
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:56,580
With my luck, she's probably a car thief.
502
00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:58,082
Don't be ridiculous.
503
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,542
Hey, Scully. Yeah?
504
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:00,668
Who's the babe?
505
00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,462
Just booked her for elder abuse.
506
00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:05,090
Elder abuse, that's nice.
All right, fine.
507
00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:06,383
We shouldn't be doing this at a precinct.
508
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,635
I really thought I was gonna
get Genevieve out of prison.
509
00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,011
Then we'd cover ourselves in paint
510
00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:11,764
and make love for 25 hours,
511
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,098
one more hour than her and Nick.
512
00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:14,266
Boyle, you would hate that.
513
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,102
Your little hummingbird
heart would explode.
514
00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:17,854
I wish I didn't have a heart.
515
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:20,190
I'm off to the cheese shop.
516
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,443
And I'm buying by the wheel.
517
00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,238
The cheese wheel. Yeah, I got it.
518
00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:27,614
Gina, as you predicted,
519
00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:30,242
there was some backlash
to the poster campaign.
520
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,495
Yes, I'm the Nostradamus of your shame.
521
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,331
I think a problem the police have had
522
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,709
is our inability to admit our mistakes,
523
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:41,838
so this campaign was, um…
524
00:18:44,174 --> 00:18:45,259
a mistake.
525
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:47,803
You told me that, but I got
defensive and didn't listen.
526
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:49,722
I should have been open to criticism,
527
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,850
as this department
should be open to criticism.
528
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:57,106
That's why I'm replacing these with…
529
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:01,610
These.
530
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,529
My email address is at the bottom,
531
00:19:04,613 --> 00:19:07,199
and I intend to respond
to every message I receive.
532
00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:09,744
Before we put them up, I
want to hear your thoughts.
533
00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:10,954
I love them.
534
00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:14,874
Once again, my advice
has, like, saved the city.
535
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,251
I came up with the slogan.
536
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:18,135
It's tacky to take credit for stuff.
537
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:21,882
We're here to apologize.
538
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,425
I can't prove you took my Moose Tracks,
539
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,551
so I shouldn't have yelled at you.
540
00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:25,721
I'm impressed.
541
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,430
It takes a big person to admit
542
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,765
when they're being a total dum-dum.
543
00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:30,308
We want to make it up to you.
544
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:31,560
We got you a pizza.
545
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,603
Only one pizza for both of us?
546
00:19:34,604 --> 00:19:36,357
DIAZ: Oh, my God.
547
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,735
That was an obvious setup, you morons.
548
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,444
You're eating cheese.
549
00:19:40,528 --> 00:19:42,227
You're lying about
being lactose intolerant.
550
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,322
SCULLY: No, we weren't.
551
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:46,451
Some things are just delicious
enough to suffer the consequences.
552
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,578
I'm diabetic, but I still
eat sugar out of the bag.
553
00:19:48,662 --> 00:19:51,665
[GROANS] Just admit
you took my Moose Tracks.
554
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,167
Admit it!
555
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:56,128
Admit it.
556
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,173
Yeah, we ate it.
557
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,717
And we're eating your pizza.
558
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,011
So who's the moron now?
559
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,849
Ooh, stomach.
560
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:09,101
Oh, yeah. It's coming.
561
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,856
They admitted it.
That's a victory, right?
562
00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:15,441
No, Terry.
563
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,276
There are no winners here.
564
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,946
SCULLY [EXCLAIMING]: Coming
through, coming through! Move it!
565
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:22,080
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move!
566
00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:25,660
PERALTA: Getting in a little late there
567
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:27,037
this morning, Boyle. Where you been?
568
00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:28,330
Cursing out my own shadow
569
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,374
for hanging out with a loser like me.
570
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,251
Also an eye doctor appointment.
571
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:35,685
Well, there's something in the
holding cell that might cheer you up.
572
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:38,633
That's Nick's assistant. Why is she here?
573
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:39,801
After you left last night,
574
00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:43,263
I was thinking about the 24-hour
sex painting, Genevieve 416.
575
00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:45,724
Check out the date on this receipt
576
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:47,476
from the storage
locker with the stolen art.
577
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,686
April 16th.
578
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,229
Four-sixteen! Exactly.
579
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:51,313
She couldn't have rented it,
580
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,733
because she was busy getting busy.
581
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,985
Oh, good one. This is fantastic.
582
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:58,405
I mean, I'm not happy that she
was having sex with another man,
583
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,031
but I'm okay with it if
that's what gets her off.
584
00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:01,158
Do you seriously not hear it?
585
00:21:01,242 --> 00:21:02,743
Because it almost seems
intentional at this point.
586
00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,703
Why would Dvora set Genevieve up?
587
00:21:04,787 --> 00:21:06,387
Because she's in love with Nick.
588
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:08,040
She used one of those latex casts
589
00:21:08,124 --> 00:21:09,167
of Genevieve's hand
590
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,334
to get the fingerprints so she could
591
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:11,818
break into the gallery. Wow.
592
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,171
I can't believe you kept working the case
593
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:14,589
even after I gave up.
594
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,882
That was a nice thing to do.
595
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:18,302
Charles, I didn't do it to be nice.
596
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,304
I did it to be amazing.
597
00:21:20,972 --> 00:21:22,264
And I think you're a great detective,
598
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,474
and I trusted your gut.
599
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:25,058
Now go get your girlfriend out of prison.
600
00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:26,310
Oh, thanks, man.
601
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,605
Next time you see me, I'm
gonna be all out of orgasms.
602
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:31,239
No, you can't say that while
you're hugging someone.