1 00:00:05,853 --> 00:00:06,978 -Now I start the engine. -Eh. No. 2 00:00:07,061 --> 00:00:09,645 Because you gotta clear the filters which you do... 3 00:00:09,937 --> 00:00:11,853 -After I ignite the en-- -...before you ignite. 4 00:00:11,937 --> 00:00:12,728 (EXPLOSION) 5 00:00:13,103 --> 00:00:16,561 -Is that a good explosion? -Well, we were in it. 6 00:00:17,311 --> 00:00:19,269 We are all going back to Earth. 7 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,520 Not if Mr. Judd is on this shuttle you are not. 8 00:00:21,603 --> 00:00:22,937 Why don't you take one of these things? 9 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:25,937 -That came off pretty easy. -It's like a movie set. 10 00:00:26,186 --> 00:00:28,186 MIA: Everyone, we're still on Earth! 11 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:29,728 -MAN: No. -We can just walk out 12 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:30,687 of the airlock! 13 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:33,228 If you wanna go out, you can go out. 14 00:00:33,311 --> 00:00:35,061 -(CROWD YELLING) -No, no! 15 00:00:40,311 --> 00:00:43,353 -Is it my fault? -Your arguments were confusing. 16 00:00:43,436 --> 00:00:45,144 I was trying to be nuanced. 17 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:48,103 Well, I think you just nuanced them to death! 18 00:00:57,103 --> 00:01:01,687 We just watched seven people stupid themselves to death. 19 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,478 At least they didn't suffer. 20 00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:04,728 SPIKE MARTIN: No, they did. 21 00:01:04,812 --> 00:01:06,311 It would've been ungodly agony. 22 00:01:06,395 --> 00:01:08,061 -(PDA WATCH BEEPS) -It's Matt. 23 00:01:08,144 --> 00:01:09,603 -(WATCHES BEEP) -What? 24 00:01:09,687 --> 00:01:12,395 "I have changed the codes to the airlock. 25 00:01:12,478 --> 00:01:14,269 No one will ever use them again. 26 00:01:14,353 --> 00:01:16,603 No more deaths, no more tragedies." 27 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,061 That's good. That's smart. 28 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:20,520 How are we supposed to jettison all this stuff now? 29 00:01:20,603 --> 00:01:21,728 We need the codes. 30 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:24,269 Or what are we gonna do, just open the sunroof? 31 00:01:24,353 --> 00:01:26,478 That's dumb. What Matt wrote is dumb. 32 00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:29,895 "I came here to fix people, but I need to fix myself. 33 00:01:29,978 --> 00:01:31,853 You will not see me again." 34 00:01:31,937 --> 00:01:34,019 Oh my god. Does that mean he's gonna top himself? 35 00:01:34,103 --> 00:01:35,561 I-- I am... 36 00:01:35,645 --> 00:01:36,937 up to here with suicides. 37 00:01:37,019 --> 00:01:40,228 Guys, if we can't jettison this stuff in the next hour, 38 00:01:40,311 --> 00:01:41,395 then we're all in this 39 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:43,895 for the long, three-and-a-half-year stretch. 40 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:45,311 -Hour? -One hour? 41 00:01:45,395 --> 00:01:46,728 Yes! Or 60 minutes, 42 00:01:46,812 --> 00:01:49,395 if a longer-sounding number makes you all feel better. 43 00:01:49,478 --> 00:01:51,603 -For some reason, it does. -RYAN CLARK: Matt, listen to me, 44 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:53,561 you can't do this, all right? 45 00:01:53,645 --> 00:01:55,520 Life without you would be... 46 00:01:57,770 --> 00:01:59,520 Hang up. That pause is really telling. 47 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,436 The only word I could think of was "easier." 48 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,061 Um... (GROANS) 49 00:02:04,144 --> 00:02:05,770 Oh, fuck, is this still recording? 50 00:02:05,853 --> 00:02:07,770 -(WHOOSHING SOUND) -Now I've sent it! 51 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:08,853 -(GASPING) -What? 52 00:02:08,937 --> 00:02:10,478 He's definitely gonna kill himself now. 53 00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:12,812 Flood his inbox, so everyone send him a message. 54 00:02:12,895 --> 00:02:14,728 Okay, flood. Everybody. Everybody. 55 00:02:14,812 --> 00:02:16,812 Hey, Matt, it's Judd from work. 56 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,228 -Um... -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 57 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:20,895 -Did you get my joke? -Suicide never ends well. 58 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:24,144 -You're the son I never had... -Hey, sweetie. 59 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,645 ...the lover I never wanted. 60 00:02:26,728 --> 00:02:27,728 My uncle killed himself. 61 00:02:27,812 --> 00:02:29,812 Why don't you call me? We'll go do something. 62 00:02:29,895 --> 00:02:31,144 There's not really more to that. 63 00:02:31,228 --> 00:02:33,228 I'm not very good at this, and you know that, 64 00:02:33,311 --> 00:02:35,645 so let's just pretend that I am, and... 65 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:37,311 IRIS KIMURA: Matt, those people were fucking idiots, 66 00:02:37,395 --> 00:02:40,311 we're better off without them, give us the goddamn codes. 67 00:02:40,395 --> 00:02:41,561 (GASPING) Iris! 68 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:44,728 What? That's basically what we're all saying, right? 69 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:50,228 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 70 00:03:00,603 --> 00:03:01,978 (SIGHS) Well, that was, uh, 71 00:03:02,061 --> 00:03:03,812 certainly one of my more eventful journeys. 72 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:06,687 No, no, no, it wasn't. Uh, the official line is 73 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,937 it was a staggeringly uneventful journey, 74 00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:12,186 and I am now totally fine. Uh-uh-uh! Remain in your seat. 75 00:03:12,269 --> 00:03:13,645 What, you want me to just sit here? 76 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:15,019 Yes, and keep the engine running. 77 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,603 -It's an automated system-- -I don't care, shuttle man. 78 00:03:19,645 --> 00:03:21,061 Excellent work. Well done. 79 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,019 NADIA: (VOICE BREAKING) I miss Sarah so much. 80 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,353 JORDAN HATWAL: If it's any consolation, 81 00:03:24,436 --> 00:03:27,853 the way her hand shattered... I mean, it was beautiful. 82 00:03:27,937 --> 00:03:29,144 -It really was. -(NADIA SOBS) 83 00:03:29,228 --> 00:03:31,645 -How do you think he'll do it? -Swallow broken glass. 84 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:34,019 No, how would Matt do it, not how would you do it, Iris. 85 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:36,812 Wait, I got a new message from Matt. 86 00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:40,144 "Sorry, just to be clear, I'm not going to kill myself." 87 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:42,937 -(ALL GROANING) -RYAN: "I'm going to hide out on the ship 88 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:44,978 for the next three and a half years." 89 00:03:45,061 --> 00:03:46,520 Pick a fucking lane, am I right? 90 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,436 This is what we're gonna do. We are gonna find him, 91 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,186 we're gonna get the code, and we're gonna kill him. 92 00:03:51,269 --> 00:03:52,812 Okay? We're gonna split up into groups. 93 00:03:52,895 --> 00:03:55,770 Uh, Spike, you go with... Uh, you with Doug. 94 00:03:55,853 --> 00:03:57,853 Oh yeah! Boys on tour! 95 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,269 Concentrate on Deck Five. 96 00:03:59,353 --> 00:04:02,353 Uh, Nadia, Billie, and Jordan, you take H Sector, 97 00:04:02,436 --> 00:04:03,937 including the peripheral horseshoe. 98 00:04:04,019 --> 00:04:05,311 It's... called the donut. 99 00:04:05,395 --> 00:04:06,978 No, it doesn't go all the way round. 100 00:04:07,061 --> 00:04:08,561 It's-- It's always been a horseshoe. 101 00:04:08,645 --> 00:04:10,019 I call it a ringpiece. 102 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,395 No, that's not helpful. 103 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:13,728 It's not important what it's called. 104 00:04:13,812 --> 00:04:16,603 But we call it the "nearly circle." 105 00:04:16,687 --> 00:04:18,103 -Okay. -BILLIE MCEVOY: Great. 106 00:04:18,186 --> 00:04:21,061 And now, the F Sector, Frank, Mads, and Mia, 107 00:04:21,144 --> 00:04:22,228 including the galley. 108 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:23,561 Okay, rest of you with me. 109 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:26,061 HERMAN JUDD: How 'bout this tough guy captain, huh? 110 00:04:26,144 --> 00:04:27,937 Alpha to the nut sack. 111 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:30,603 -Proactive. -Yeah, like a yogurt. 112 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,103 Uh, Karen and Iris, you better carry on with the jettisoning, 113 00:04:33,186 --> 00:04:34,853 because we're still short of our target weight. 114 00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:36,186 We will be ruthless. 115 00:04:36,269 --> 00:04:38,103 But also, merciless. 116 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:40,269 Um... Aren't those the same thing? 117 00:04:40,353 --> 00:04:41,812 No. You need to be both. 118 00:04:42,561 --> 00:04:45,269 -Oh. Okay. -JUDD: Do the, um... 119 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,311 "you do that, you do this" taking charge shit again. 120 00:04:49,978 --> 00:04:53,061 -No. -That's it. I miss that guy. 121 00:04:53,144 --> 00:04:55,353 -FRANK KELLY: Matt! Can you hear me? -MIA: Matt? 122 00:04:55,436 --> 00:04:58,728 -RYAN: Matt! Matt! -JUDD: Matt! 123 00:04:58,812 --> 00:05:00,603 -DOUG: Matt? -We should come up with 124 00:05:00,687 --> 00:05:02,561 code names in case we get separated. 125 00:05:02,645 --> 00:05:04,061 Oh, that's an awesome idea. 126 00:05:04,144 --> 00:05:06,269 -Yeah. -Yeah. Um... 127 00:05:06,353 --> 00:05:08,895 -I'm gonna be Cobra. -Shit! That's a good one. 128 00:05:08,978 --> 00:05:12,019 What was I thinking? The coupling. 129 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,061 Doug and Spike. They're probably gonna end up 130 00:05:14,144 --> 00:05:15,728 blowing each other in a doorway. 131 00:05:15,812 --> 00:05:18,770 -DOUG: Can I be Cobra? -SPIKE: No, man, I'm Cobra. 132 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:19,812 DOUG: I could be Python. 133 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:21,311 SPIKE: Uh, that's just another snake. 134 00:05:21,395 --> 00:05:23,186 DOUG: Cobra's just the best. I'm not gonna beat Cobra. 135 00:05:23,269 --> 00:05:24,687 SPIKE: Yeah, I'm just gonna call ya Doug. 136 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,353 -But I wanted to look captainy. -Mm. 137 00:05:26,436 --> 00:05:29,603 Seriously, my decision to make a quick decision 138 00:05:29,687 --> 00:05:30,812 was itself a bad decision. 139 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,812 I have the decision-making powers 140 00:05:32,895 --> 00:05:34,687 of a pigeon trapped in a library. 141 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:37,645 A library. Why-- why is the pigeon in the library? 142 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,937 I-- I saw a pigeon in a library once. 143 00:05:40,019 --> 00:05:41,478 It did not make good decisions. 144 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:42,770 FRANK: Matt, buddy. 145 00:05:42,853 --> 00:05:45,061 MADS: Hey, Matt, this is Mads. Remember me? 146 00:05:45,895 --> 00:05:49,311 Kind of athletic build, six feet. 147 00:05:49,395 --> 00:05:51,228 -Good complexion. -Seriously? 148 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:52,895 -What? I moisturize. -No, I mean, 149 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,603 you're seriously yelling about how good-looking you are 150 00:05:55,687 --> 00:05:57,311 to a lunatic in the dark? 151 00:05:57,395 --> 00:05:58,520 Oh my god. You know what? 152 00:05:58,603 --> 00:06:00,770 -I think we gotta take a break. -What? 153 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,061 (MIA GROANS) 154 00:06:03,144 --> 00:06:04,812 Hey, hey, hey. You blew it. You blew it, buddy. 155 00:06:04,895 --> 00:06:06,895 Women don't like vanity in men. It's emasculating. 156 00:06:06,978 --> 00:06:08,645 (SIGHS) I'm just trying to describe myself. 157 00:06:08,728 --> 00:06:11,478 I know. And Doug would not shout that out about himself, 158 00:06:11,561 --> 00:06:14,436 -I'm just saying. -Okay, well, Doug doesn't moisturize his face. 159 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,186 Unless tears count. 160 00:06:16,269 --> 00:06:18,311 -So, I'm like-- -What are we even supposed to do 161 00:06:18,395 --> 00:06:21,978 when he find him? Arrest him? (SIGHS, SNIFFLES) 162 00:06:22,061 --> 00:06:24,019 No, we're not gonna arrest him. 163 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,895 -Go on. -So, I'm like, 164 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:27,603 "If you want a tight ten minutes, mate, 165 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,603 go fuck your dog." And then I left. 166 00:06:29,687 --> 00:06:30,937 -(BILLIE GASPS) -I never went back. 167 00:06:31,019 --> 00:06:32,978 -That is gross. I mean-- -CYRUS: (THROUGH WATCH) Billie. 168 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,311 -Yeah. -As soon as we've got the codes, 169 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,687 we need something from outside. 170 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:39,561 What-- What do we need from outside? 171 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:42,144 CYRUS: Joe's hands and his head for print recognition 172 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:45,144 in case Captain Ryan's too crashy to dock the ship. 173 00:06:45,228 --> 00:06:46,395 (SIGHS) Yeah. 174 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,603 We're gonna have to cut off Joe's hands for his prints. 175 00:06:48,687 --> 00:06:51,937 We're sending him out there to dismember a corpse? 176 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:54,269 Yeah. We need his handprints for recognition. 177 00:06:54,353 --> 00:06:55,603 Oh, well, just making sure. 178 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:57,853 Maybe bring back his ass? That'd be funny. 179 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,019 MATT SPENCER: (RECORDED VOICE) Goodbye, Sarah. 180 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,895 Sarah, bridge crew. 181 00:07:02,978 --> 00:07:04,728 To control a ship, you need to know 182 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:07,478 how to control your emotions. I do both. 183 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,812 MATT: I'm sorry, Sarah. 184 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:12,019 It gets lonely on the bridge, but we love an audience. 185 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:13,603 Come see how we fly the ship. 186 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:14,895 MATT: Goodbye, Sarah. 187 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:17,937 She had a dignity to her, don't you think? 188 00:07:18,019 --> 00:07:20,853 How do I handle her? The ship, that is. 189 00:07:20,937 --> 00:07:22,395 -A sort of... -SARAH: Come and visit us... 190 00:07:22,478 --> 00:07:24,144 ...potato-ey grandeur. 191 00:07:24,228 --> 00:07:26,186 MATT: To dust, Sarah. 192 00:07:26,269 --> 00:07:29,770 Sarah, bridge crew. To learn how to control a ship, 193 00:07:29,853 --> 00:07:31,436 you need to know how to control your emotions. 194 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,478 -RYAN: (SIGHS) Look at them. -SARAH: I do both. (GIGGLES) 195 00:07:33,561 --> 00:07:37,186 Just ordinary idiots who went out of an airlock one night. 196 00:07:37,269 --> 00:07:40,353 -I could've saved them. -We tried. 197 00:07:40,436 --> 00:07:43,061 You know, you can lead a horse to water, 198 00:07:43,812 --> 00:07:44,895 but you can't stop it 199 00:07:44,978 --> 00:07:48,144 from throwing itself violently out of an airlock. 200 00:07:48,228 --> 00:07:50,561 You can, with the most basic horse harness. 201 00:07:50,645 --> 00:07:52,228 -You could do that. -Can you, though? 202 00:07:52,311 --> 00:07:54,311 -Yeah. -Hmm. 203 00:07:54,395 --> 00:07:57,144 I'm the captain of a ship that's leaking passengers. 204 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:59,228 Hey, hey... 205 00:07:59,311 --> 00:08:02,311 I already lost seven good souls. 206 00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:04,186 I'm not gonna lose an eighth. 207 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:06,228 -Eleven. -What? 208 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,144 You've lost 11 good souls in total. 209 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:10,436 Yeah, if you count the other human beings 210 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,436 who also perished on this ship. That's a lot. 211 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,311 That's a lot. Wow. 212 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:17,395 Wait a minute... 213 00:08:17,478 --> 00:08:21,186 "Nothingness." "White Light." "The Void." 214 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:23,061 I think I know exactly where he is. 215 00:08:23,144 --> 00:08:24,978 Oh my god! 216 00:08:25,061 --> 00:08:28,353 You're doing a detective thing with the words. I love it! 217 00:08:28,436 --> 00:08:30,186 Come with me. And you can call me Captain 218 00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:31,770 'cause I think I deserve it this time. 219 00:08:31,853 --> 00:08:34,311 KAREN KELLY: This is all good, but we need to think great. 220 00:08:34,395 --> 00:08:37,269 Remember, weight is great. Okay? 221 00:08:37,353 --> 00:08:40,144 Um-- Oh, this is the kind of sacrifice we need. 222 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,061 How many guitars did you bring on this trip? 223 00:08:42,144 --> 00:08:43,269 -Nine. -Oh. 224 00:08:43,353 --> 00:08:45,061 -Go grab 'em all. -KAREN: What are these? 225 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:46,812 Oh, they're-- they're stands for my weights. 226 00:08:46,895 --> 00:08:48,019 -I don't need 'em. -IRIS: Mm-hmm. 227 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:50,728 -And where are your weights? -No, I need those. 228 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:52,019 We need to jettison excess weight, 229 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:53,603 and you won't contribute literal weights? 230 00:08:53,687 --> 00:08:58,687 Please. I personally threw out Captain Ryan's rowing machine. 231 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:01,812 I mean, he doesn't need it. He's in great shape, but, uh... 232 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:07,895 Is that true? About, uh... Ryan's rowing machine? 233 00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:09,186 You went in his room? 234 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:10,937 -What are you implying? -Nothing. 235 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:14,603 Some people are saying you had a thing with him. 236 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:15,978 But then, some other people are saying, 237 00:09:16,061 --> 00:09:17,228 "No, they didn't have a thing." 238 00:09:17,311 --> 00:09:18,687 But then, the first people are saying, 239 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:21,436 "No, yeah, they did." So... I'm just saying, there-- 240 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,269 there's a lot of confusion around this issue. 241 00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:25,728 I would appreciate a little less bitching 242 00:09:25,812 --> 00:09:27,978 and little more ditching, Iris. 243 00:09:28,061 --> 00:09:31,395 Okay. We need to ditch the heavy-duty booty. 244 00:09:31,478 --> 00:09:33,645 -You seen anything like that? -There's a reason they call me 245 00:09:33,728 --> 00:09:35,812 the "All-Seeing Iris." Get out of my way. 246 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:39,436 RYAN: Oh. He's not here. 247 00:09:40,478 --> 00:09:43,436 Yeah... Why did you think Matt would be here? 248 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,186 Well, I thought I noticed these clues in his room, 249 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:47,687 these references to the whiteness 250 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:49,937 -and the void and so on. -Oh. Okay. 251 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:52,895 But the whole of the spaceship is white, 252 00:09:52,978 --> 00:09:57,561 and the whole of space is a void, so... 253 00:09:57,645 --> 00:10:00,061 That's a-- That's a very valid point. 254 00:10:00,144 --> 00:10:02,019 I think I may have overreached myself. 255 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,228 Hmm. Where are we right now? 256 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:05,603 Uh, this is the antechamber 257 00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:07,395 -to the fusion drive. -Ah. 258 00:10:07,478 --> 00:10:10,687 Why does the fusion drive need an antechamber? 259 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,353 -I don't know. -Right. I keep forgetting that. 260 00:10:15,603 --> 00:10:17,353 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 261 00:10:17,436 --> 00:10:19,353 -Hey! Hey! Hi! -WOMAN: Oh! 262 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,895 Uh... What's, um... What's going on here? 263 00:10:21,978 --> 00:10:24,228 I've just been relaxing in the spa... 264 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:26,436 -Oh! -...which is, um... still open? 265 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520 -I think so. -It is? 266 00:10:27,603 --> 00:10:29,228 (LAUGHS) I mean, I'm telling you it is. 267 00:10:29,311 --> 00:10:30,937 Anyhoo, uh, what's-- what's happening? 268 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:32,603 We're getting all our shit together 269 00:10:32,687 --> 00:10:34,436 to throw out into space. 270 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,937 Oh, sure! (LAUGHS) I knew that. 271 00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:39,812 And, um... uh, because I was, uh... 272 00:10:39,895 --> 00:10:42,853 -in the waxing place-- what am I like? Um... -Oh! (CHUCKLES) 273 00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:45,436 I missed something about dead bodies 274 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,895 flying out of the ship. 275 00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:49,478 Some people threw themselves out the airlock. 276 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,561 Oh, good Lord. 277 00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:52,186 And, um... (CLEARS THROAT) Would you say 278 00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:54,311 it was the responsibility of any crew? 279 00:10:54,395 --> 00:10:56,061 No. No, not really, no. 280 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,812 Would you be willing to swear to that in a court of law? 281 00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:01,645 All right, if we threw the pope's crown, 282 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,269 you think we could knock the portrait off the wall? 283 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,603 IRIS: Maybe. 284 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:08,895 But we need the big-ticket portable heavies. 285 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,353 How 'bout her? 286 00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:15,436 Oh, baby. That is not a her. 287 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,478 (GRUNTING) Oh, yeah! 288 00:11:16,561 --> 00:11:19,269 We're taking your stupid fucking horse head 289 00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:21,978 -out of the equation! -Iris? 290 00:11:22,061 --> 00:11:24,937 (BOTH PANTING) 291 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:26,144 (GULPS) Rav. 292 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,103 Is that it? Just a-- (LAUGHS) Just a simple "Rav"? 293 00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:31,645 See, I was expecting something more along the lines of... 294 00:11:31,728 --> 00:11:33,019 "Uh, sorry for surrounding 295 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,228 our groundbreaking luxury cruise liner 296 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,436 -with shit and corpses." -Right. 297 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,895 Shouldn't you be at your workplace? On Earth? 298 00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:43,603 Rav, Karen Kelly, displeased to meet you. 299 00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:45,603 I have a whole list of grievances. 300 00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:47,186 I wanna run through them all with you later. 301 00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:48,812 Don't you have a captain to flirt with? 302 00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:51,311 Now, you stop this, and you take me to Judd. 303 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,895 JORDAN: This is nice. 304 00:11:54,978 --> 00:11:56,728 BILLIE: Yeah, we've got everything here. 305 00:11:56,812 --> 00:11:58,186 You want a drink? 306 00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:01,687 JORDAN: So, I was due to be in a new TV drama. 307 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,103 BILLIE: Oh, really? What was it? 308 00:12:03,186 --> 00:12:06,228 JORDAN: It's called The Smasher, and I play the Smasher. 309 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,978 And why is it called The Smasher? 310 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,436 Well, that, we don't want to reveal 311 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,603 until The Smasher season four. 312 00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:14,978 But I assume it's because you smash things. 313 00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:16,978 -Sometimes. -Right. 314 00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:18,895 But I think we're gonna try and make 315 00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,895 a little more complicated than that. 316 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,853 Yeah, I mean, that sounds... 317 00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:25,269 -(SCOFFS) Just, wow. Really. -Mm. 318 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,269 Um... I don't think I would watch something like that, 319 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:30,311 but I think a lot of people would. 320 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:36,478 Sarah used to say, "Who's up for a drink or three?" 321 00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:39,978 Normally, the-- the phrase is "or two." 322 00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:43,228 (SOBS) A drink or two! 323 00:12:43,311 --> 00:12:46,228 (CRYING) I miss her so much! 324 00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:48,853 Do you think that maybe you should tell her a joke? 325 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,353 Just to kinda, like, cheer her up. 326 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,019 'Cause you're funny, you do jokes. 327 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,103 Well, I don't know if you can cheer up a grieving person 328 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,687 with a joke. 329 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:00,019 At least, that's what they said at my son's funeral. 330 00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:03,812 -(LAUGHS) -There you go. 331 00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:06,436 -You did it. -Funny! Bleak, but funny. 332 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,812 We need to go and look for Matt. 333 00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:10,269 -JORDAN: Yeah. -(NADIA SIGHS) 334 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:13,436 As if someone would want to have a baby with you. (LAUGHS) 335 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,895 JORDAN: (FORCED CHUCKLE) Yeah. That's it. 336 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:17,186 Poor Matt. 337 00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:20,520 Space is a cruel mistress. 338 00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,061 DOUG: Mmm. 339 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,186 You'd know about that, wouldn't you, though? (CHUCKLES) 340 00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:25,561 Super-Casanova. 341 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:26,687 NASA-nova. 342 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,103 Have you seen the tall weirdo? (YELLS) Matt! 343 00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:30,978 It's not a life, Doug. 344 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,353 What are you talking about? 345 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,311 You've landed on the stars. 346 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:37,144 Do you know what I do for a living? 347 00:13:37,228 --> 00:13:39,436 I co-manage a sporting equipment store 348 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,687 with a diabetic racist named Roy. 349 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,353 Sure, but now, I'm a Punch and Judy Man. 350 00:13:44,436 --> 00:13:47,186 I make balloon animals for brats. 351 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:48,395 And brats' moms. 352 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,520 SPIKE: I don't even enjoy the sex anymore. 353 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,812 Feels like I'm slapping wet concrete. 354 00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:56,478 Maybe I'm the balloon animal. 355 00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:59,520 No. You are not a balloon animal. 356 00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:01,103 -Dumb losers say what? -What? 357 00:14:01,186 --> 00:14:03,144 -SPIKE: What? -Oh, shit. We shouldn't have said "what." 358 00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:05,103 That was the whole-- Dammit, good one. 359 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:06,853 Where's your sex-crazed Russian? 360 00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:09,561 Ugh, he's Swedish, and he's exhausting. 361 00:14:10,311 --> 00:14:12,520 Ooh. Ah. 362 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:13,645 Rav? 363 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,520 Hello, Douglas. How are you? Gosh, this is awkward. 364 00:14:16,603 --> 00:14:19,353 Last time I saw you, you were kissing my neck. 365 00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:22,019 Thank you so much for trapping me up here 366 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,645 -with Barney fucking Rubble! -DOUG: Mia! 367 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,520 God, for the last time, 368 00:14:26,603 --> 00:14:28,728 I was legitimately trying to help... 369 00:14:28,812 --> 00:14:30,395 -Oh, were you? -...save this miserable marriage 370 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:34,061 by sending him away from me and you into orbit! 371 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,186 Get your hands away from my girlfriend, mysterious lady. 372 00:14:36,269 --> 00:14:37,561 Girlfriend? 373 00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:39,186 No, no, no, no! 374 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,853 Hey! I know some street moves! Okay? 375 00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:44,853 I don't want to use my street moves on you, man. 376 00:14:44,937 --> 00:14:46,853 -MIA: Let's-- -(MADS GRUNTING) 377 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,353 -MIA: Guys-- -DOUG: Where is he? 378 00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:50,895 -(MADS YELPS) -(DOUG GRUNTS) 379 00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:53,728 I thought this was gonna be so much hotter than it is. 380 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,978 We're supposed to be looking for Matt! 381 00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,061 Sensing a lot of tension in this room. 382 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:01,186 Every room you're in ripples with tension. 383 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:02,478 (GRUNTING) 384 00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:05,061 Come on, we're running out of time to find Matt. This way! 385 00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:07,436 MIA: Get your head out of his ballsack! Let's go. 386 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,728 Why do I keep thinking I'm clever? I'm not. 387 00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:13,478 On a good day, I'm barely not stupid. 388 00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,687 -Matt! -You are clever. 389 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,603 I remember saying that to Iris 390 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:19,478 the first time I saw your headshot. 391 00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:21,061 Well, exactly. I'm not clever, 392 00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:23,645 but I look as if I should be. (SCREECHES) Matt! 393 00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:25,812 Maybe I should shave this off. 394 00:15:25,895 --> 00:15:27,561 It's giving me delusions of wisdom. 395 00:15:27,645 --> 00:15:28,687 Actually, you can't. 396 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,478 Beardedness is stipulated in your contract. 397 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:33,019 (SCREECHES) Matt! 398 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,478 MATT: Ryan. Judd. 399 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,728 What... the fuck have you been doing? 400 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,895 Just, uh... 401 00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:42,353 you know, having snack attacks and shrieking. 402 00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:43,728 Did you not hear... 403 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:46,228 I mean, you're not even hiding. 404 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:48,436 Well, we're all hiding. I'm hiding. 405 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,269 -You're hiding. -You are. 406 00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:53,561 Wh-- What the hell was "the void?" 407 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:55,561 -My empty tummy. -Oh my god. 408 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:56,895 That makes so much more sense 409 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,645 than a random white room with a big fan. 410 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,812 Okay, well, Matt, we need the airlock codes. 411 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,144 No. I've been itemizing my thoughts. Thought 309: 412 00:16:05,228 --> 00:16:07,728 "Every year, we pass the pre-anniversary of our death 413 00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,770 but we don't even know it, so we don't get presents." 414 00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:13,269 Seriously, Matt, we need-- we need the codes now, so-- 415 00:16:13,353 --> 00:16:14,812 Thought 14: 416 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:17,186 "Poor octopus... 417 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,228 eight arms, but no hands. 418 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:21,436 Fuck you, God." 419 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,853 RYAN: Yeah, that is a good point. 420 00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,812 (YELLS) The codes! Matt, we need the codes. 421 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,895 -Give me-- Give me the codes. -Oh, jeez. 422 00:16:27,978 --> 00:16:29,436 Where-- Where are they? What are you doing? 423 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,353 What are you doing-- No, you stand upright, and I'll-- 424 00:16:31,436 --> 00:16:32,395 No, no, no. You stay-- 425 00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:34,395 All right, full report. What is going on? 426 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:36,186 Mom, you're sweet. 427 00:16:36,269 --> 00:16:38,269 JUDD: Oh my god! 428 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:39,728 -Hi, Rav! -Rav! 429 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:41,895 Not now, Ryan. Oh, don't "Hey, Rav" me. 430 00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:44,478 -You need to apologize. -For what? About-- 431 00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:48,353 Oh, is this about the fact that everybody on Earth hates you? 432 00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:49,853 'Cause I am against that. 433 00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:51,144 I'm sorry, that's not good enough. 434 00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:53,144 I had to leave an entire planet behind 435 00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,853 because a baying mob wanted to bay me to death! 436 00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:58,853 My life on Earth is buggered because of you! 437 00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:01,478 And all I'm asking is that you just acknowledge that 438 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:02,812 and fucking apologize! 439 00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:04,687 Whoa, whoa! You work for me. 440 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,019 With deep bloody regret, I do! 441 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,645 -(ALL GASP) -(YELLS) Iris! 442 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,937 -That felt amazing! -That's assault. 443 00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:14,436 Right! Right. Yes, that is assault. 444 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,895 -(ALL GASPING) -JUDD: (SCREAMS) Iris! 445 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:19,144 -Why didn't I walk away? Iris! -That's real violence. 446 00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:20,853 Right, who's next? You. 447 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,520 RYAN: You better give her the codes, Matt. 448 00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:24,103 Violence is never the solution. 449 00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,436 -Just hit him. I think hit him. -Oh, oh, oh-- 450 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,520 I haven't even touched you yet. 451 00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:30,395 I'm telling you the number. Oh-oh-oh-five. 452 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,937 Five? 453 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:33,812 -BILLIE: Cyrus? Zero-zero-zero-five... -For Avenue 5. I made it so that 454 00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,603 anyone thinking rationally would be able to guess it. 455 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,561 But anyone thinking irrationally, 456 00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:39,520 anyone suicidal, would not. 457 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,853 Well, I didn't get it. Does that mean I'm suicidal? 458 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,687 Because honestly, just give me the nod, 459 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,520 -and I'm ready to-- -Don't say that. Ever. 460 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:47,687 Uh, where's Judd? 461 00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,645 SPIKE: He can't-- He can't have gotten far. 462 00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:50,853 He must be headed for the shuttle. 463 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,228 -What did you say? -Oh, shittle. 464 00:17:53,311 --> 00:17:56,395 -RAV MULCAIR: Mia-- -(ALL CLAMORING) 465 00:17:56,478 --> 00:17:58,228 DOUG: Since when is there a shuttle? 466 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,520 (PANTING) 467 00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:02,395 What? All this time, I've been unduly pleasant to everyone, 468 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:03,812 and there was a way to get off? 469 00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:06,144 Can we ease up? I have recent knees. 470 00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:08,895 Come on, people, come on! (CLAPPING) 471 00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:10,353 -Faster, faster! -(PANTING) 472 00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,687 We run out of time, I'm gonna be taking names, 473 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,144 room numbers, and teeth! 474 00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:16,186 Honey, people do not respond well 475 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,978 to threats of dental violence! 476 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,478 Well, you do, Frank. 477 00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:21,353 JUDD: Go, go, go, go, starbuck! 478 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,478 Yes, sir. 479 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,978 Go! Go, go, go! 480 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,436 Yes, sir. We're going, going, going, going. 481 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,395 That button initiates prelaunch. 482 00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:31,687 The rest is automated. 483 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,770 What the fuck is the point of having a pilot? 484 00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:36,144 There is a second button. 485 00:18:36,228 --> 00:18:37,603 I shall press that in due course. 486 00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:40,311 -Oh, good. That sounds fun. -I'm Paul. 487 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,478 Oh, yes! I've bagged him! 488 00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:45,561 This is what big game hunters must feel like. 489 00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,103 If I was that pilot, I'd have my finger 490 00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:49,186 on the ejector seat button the whole way home. 491 00:18:49,269 --> 00:18:51,436 You guys realize I hear every word 492 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,478 you're saying about me. It's very hurtful. 493 00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:55,520 Uh... Well, Mr. Judd, 494 00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,770 back on Earth, people really hate you. 495 00:18:57,853 --> 00:19:00,395 So if you go back, you're gonna get ripped limb from limb, 496 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:03,770 and then bit of limb from bit of limb, so... 497 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,978 No! Me? Why? 498 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,978 Uh, well, in order: hatred, yes, you, 499 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,353 and because you contemplated mass murder. 500 00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,520 On second thought, what's six months anyway? 501 00:19:14,603 --> 00:19:17,186 I was in my mom's womb longer than that. 502 00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,645 It was great getting to know you. 503 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:21,103 Thank you so much for sharing that story about your name. 504 00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:23,687 -He doesn't wanna go, he doesn't wanna go. -IRIS: No, no, no, no-- 505 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,353 (ALL CLAMORING) 506 00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:28,311 -Boom. The hero returns. -Yeah! 507 00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:31,228 Billie, your laugh. It's a bit loud. Work on that. 508 00:19:31,311 --> 00:19:34,019 What? Where the hell are you going? 509 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,770 -JUDD: You tricked me! -(CLAMORING) 510 00:19:36,645 --> 00:19:37,853 Okay, the sad clown 511 00:19:37,937 --> 00:19:39,937 seems to have misunderstood what we're trying to do here. 512 00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:41,353 All right, let's start this mother! 513 00:19:41,436 --> 00:19:43,520 Who the hell is he, and why is he in Judd's seat? 514 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:45,144 That is Jordan Hatwal, 515 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,311 which is an anagram for Huge Asshole! 516 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:51,645 Jordan, I did like you, but I am very, very weird. 517 00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:54,186 -That is true. She is. -Where's the pilot gone? 518 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:56,728 Just remembered I've got to, uh, change the, uh, travel catheter. 519 00:19:56,812 --> 00:19:57,853 Fuck me! 520 00:19:57,937 --> 00:19:59,603 -DOUG: Go on, go! -MIA: What? What's happening? 521 00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,395 You're gonna drive me back to Earth? 522 00:20:01,478 --> 00:20:03,353 That little boy's grown into a man. 523 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,978 He's got himself some fat balls! 524 00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:06,269 Our relationship is more important 525 00:20:06,353 --> 00:20:08,019 than your lateral career move. 526 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,770 -JORDAN: Jesus! -DOUG: Go, get in there, honey. 527 00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,520 MIA: Oh, my gosh! I have never been 528 00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:13,269 more attracted to you than right now! 529 00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:16,478 PAUL: Oh, oh, oh. Hey! Hey! Only one of you can go home. 530 00:20:16,561 --> 00:20:18,436 All right? No one else sits that seat. 531 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,687 Doug, I want you to go. I want you to get home safe. 532 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,645 No, it has to be you. It has to be you. 533 00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:24,228 -Fucking love you, Mia. -Oh, Doug! 534 00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:27,812 It never felt right to just yell at someone like Mads 535 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,353 and have him just absorb it. 536 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,395 I also love you, yellow princess. 537 00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:32,978 Will you shut the shit up? 538 00:20:33,061 --> 00:20:35,228 -(STAMMERS) Okay. Yeah. -All that stuff about your laugh 539 00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:36,895 and then trying to get in the shuttle, 540 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,728 it was all just a joke. An unclear joke. 541 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:42,478 You know, Jordan, you are an unclear joke. 542 00:20:42,561 --> 00:20:45,770 -(JUDD SCREAMS) -(ALL GASP) 543 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,353 Hey. Did somebody order the medieval feast? 544 00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:50,978 -BILLIE: That Joe's bits? -I, uh, stripped him for parts. 545 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:52,728 Did you only have a clear bag? 546 00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:54,478 No, it actually took me a while to find this. 547 00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:55,687 It's biodegradable. 548 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,395 So, unfortunately, are Joe's hands. 549 00:20:57,478 --> 00:20:58,895 They burst in space. 550 00:20:58,978 --> 00:21:02,812 Poor Joe, he'd be so sad knowing he's not useful. 551 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,061 Handy. 552 00:21:04,144 --> 00:21:05,520 Will you pause 553 00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,103 the shitty open mic night routine 554 00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,687 for just two minutes? 555 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,561 I should definitely go. 556 00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:13,603 It's what Sarah would want. 557 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:16,478 I honestly never heard her say a good word about you, Nadia. 558 00:21:16,561 --> 00:21:18,603 RYAN: (YELLING) Right! No, no, no! What do you think-- 559 00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:21,645 -No, no, no, no! Get back! Get back! Mia! -MIA: No! 560 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,728 Right! (SHRIEKING) That's it! 561 00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,186 My patience has snapped 562 00:21:26,269 --> 00:21:30,103 like a 200-year-old breadstick! I've had it! 563 00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:32,561 I am the captain still! 564 00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:35,228 And I decide who stays and who goes! 565 00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:38,144 You two! Pinky and Perky! Out! 566 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:39,561 -Really? -Go on! Get out! 567 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:40,812 MIA: You have an anger problem. 568 00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:43,895 That's the captain I remember from that headshot. 569 00:21:43,978 --> 00:21:45,436 -MADS: Are they coming back? -Yeah. 570 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,687 (NADIA SOBBING) 571 00:21:48,186 --> 00:21:49,728 (QUIETLY) Matt, give me Joe. 572 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,853 No-- no, no, no, don't do that, not now. Just give me Joe. 573 00:21:56,937 --> 00:21:59,395 Oh look, it's the Queen of Sheba and the Frank of Sheba. 574 00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:01,937 -Look busy. -So, uh-- Whoa. 575 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,395 What's that? 576 00:22:03,478 --> 00:22:05,520 It's a bag with some of my friend in it. 577 00:22:05,812 --> 00:22:06,937 Okay-- 578 00:22:07,019 --> 00:22:09,186 You're gonna need a cool bag because that will drip. 579 00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:11,144 Karen, sorry, I don't mean to be impolite, 580 00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:12,645 -but shut your piehole. -Hey! 581 00:22:12,728 --> 00:22:13,853 -Frank. -Frank. 582 00:22:13,937 --> 00:22:16,812 Just so everybody understands, whoever goes back, 583 00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:18,645 takes Joe with them. All right? 584 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,228 Okay, okay. 585 00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:23,269 Maybe... (GAGS) Maybe you should go. 586 00:22:24,395 --> 00:22:25,395 What, me? 587 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,186 Get some rest. Watch some cricket. 588 00:22:28,269 --> 00:22:30,603 Why? Because I'm standing here like this? 589 00:22:30,687 --> 00:22:32,228 You realize I don't usually. 590 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,186 You're very unhappy. 591 00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:38,937 You know that thing you do where you act sarcastic 592 00:22:39,019 --> 00:22:41,645 so we all feel sorry for you? It works. We do. 593 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,603 Whatever it is you were trying to do, 594 00:22:45,186 --> 00:22:46,561 we appreciate that. 595 00:22:46,645 --> 00:22:47,770 I related to you 596 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:49,520 -because you always fell short. -Yeah. 597 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,478 You know what? Maybe I should be captain. 598 00:22:51,561 --> 00:22:53,353 It's-- It's kinda weird that I'm not. 599 00:22:53,436 --> 00:22:55,603 RYAN: Well, I am moved by your faith. 600 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,728 And then your lack of it. And now, your indifference. 601 00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:06,144 Bye. 602 00:23:10,144 --> 00:23:12,186 All right, come on, Chuckles, let's go. 603 00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:13,937 Yes, sir, I've-- I've pressed the button. 604 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,520 (SIGHS) All right. 605 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:18,103 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 606 00:23:26,812 --> 00:23:29,228 RYAN: Billie? What-- Why aren't you doing the... 607 00:23:29,311 --> 00:23:30,770 Why do you think? 608 00:23:32,353 --> 00:23:33,603 Oh, fuck! No! 609 00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:35,895 -No, I can't go. -No? 610 00:23:35,978 --> 00:23:37,937 You need my hands... 611 00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:40,311 to-- to-- the big fucking steel-- 612 00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:42,770 because Joe's hands are now pulped to buggery! 613 00:23:42,853 --> 00:23:44,353 -Yeah. -No, I've gotta stay. 614 00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:45,770 But actually, this forgetfulness 615 00:23:45,853 --> 00:23:47,228 makes me think maybe you should go. 616 00:23:47,311 --> 00:23:49,770 -Is he... always like that? -BILLIE: Oh, yeah. 617 00:23:49,853 --> 00:23:51,520 He occasionally switches up the accent, 618 00:23:51,603 --> 00:23:54,061 but for the most part, this is what I've been dealing with. 619 00:23:54,144 --> 00:23:55,645 Maybe I should go. 620 00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:56,978 Frank! 621 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,603 Okay. No, I'm good. 622 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,937 Shut up, Frank, 'cause the seat's got my name on it! 623 00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:04,978 What? Oh, does the seat say "Smasher Fuckboy" on it? 624 00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,937 You know what? I'm done with this hokey-pokey bull-S. 625 00:24:08,019 --> 00:24:09,937 All right, uh, set port side jettison. 626 00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:11,436 Hit that baby! 627 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,436 JUDD: (AUTOMATED VOICE) Jettison commencing. Fifty-five, 54... 628 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,436 You know, you've been my least favorite so far. 629 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,186 Well, you're not exactly Audrey Hepburn, are you? 630 00:24:18,269 --> 00:24:20,520 -So let's just... (SIGHS) -JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...forty-nine... 631 00:24:20,603 --> 00:24:22,687 Yeah, well, it is time for the second button. 632 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:24,103 JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...forty-six, 45... 633 00:24:24,186 --> 00:24:25,436 PAUL: That was the second button. 634 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,311 JUDD: (SECOND AUTOMATED VOICE) Shuttle launch commencing. 635 00:24:27,395 --> 00:24:29,228 -JUDD: (FIRST AUTOMATED VOICE) ...forty-one... -Sixty... 636 00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:30,311 -...forty... -...fifty-nine... 637 00:24:30,395 --> 00:24:31,520 -...thirty-nine... -...fifty-eight... 638 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:32,728 -...thirty-eight... -...fifty-seven... 639 00:24:32,812 --> 00:24:35,269 What is this, a barbershit quartet? 640 00:24:35,353 --> 00:24:36,687 This is like psychosis, 641 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,478 but without any of the advantages. 642 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,687 Why would you use your own voice? 643 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,019 I have a beautiful voice. 644 00:24:42,103 --> 00:24:44,728 Iris, do you remember the day that we recorded my numbers? 645 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:46,728 Yes, you struggled to count in reverse, 646 00:24:46,812 --> 00:24:48,645 so he counted up and made us re-edit it. 647 00:24:48,728 --> 00:24:50,645 (LAUGHS) So genius. 648 00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:52,770 Okay, make a hole. Judd coming through. Come on. 649 00:24:52,853 --> 00:24:55,269 JUDD: Why am I going now? I thought we all agreed 650 00:24:55,353 --> 00:24:57,645 that every living creature on Earth hated me. 651 00:24:57,728 --> 00:24:59,728 Is it 40 or four for the launch? 652 00:24:59,812 --> 00:25:01,978 -Get your talentless ass outta here. -No, no! 653 00:25:02,061 --> 00:25:03,478 JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...thirty-one... 654 00:25:03,561 --> 00:25:05,812 -Airlocks open, yes. -IRIS: Judd! 655 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,853 Get your talented ass in here! 656 00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:08,978 And jettison. 657 00:25:09,061 --> 00:25:10,770 -(RUMBLING) -(ALL EXCLAIMING) 658 00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:14,812 I didn't touch anything. 659 00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:17,728 We just jettisoned from the port side airlocks. 660 00:25:17,812 --> 00:25:19,895 We're gonna home in six months, baby. 661 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,520 That's the woman who made me marry her! 662 00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:24,812 You jettisoned out of the rear, not the port side. 663 00:25:24,895 --> 00:25:27,186 You said "port side." It's the rear of the ship. 664 00:25:27,269 --> 00:25:29,311 The port side airlock jettison, yeah. 665 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,812 -No, the rear of the ship... -No, the port-- 666 00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:32,311 ...is where we were jettisoning things out. 667 00:25:32,395 --> 00:25:33,561 -Oh, that's right. Yeah. -BILLIE: Yeah. 668 00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:37,228 But no. Um... Because we had so much stuff that-- 669 00:25:37,311 --> 00:25:40,061 And there are five airlocks along the port side 670 00:25:40,144 --> 00:25:42,853 and only two at the stern. So it was more efficient, 671 00:25:42,937 --> 00:25:45,103 you know, to jettison from the port side. 672 00:25:45,186 --> 00:25:46,520 No, the whole point 673 00:25:46,603 --> 00:25:48,520 is to jettison from the back of the ship 674 00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:50,228 'cause that's what pushes you forwards, 675 00:25:50,311 --> 00:25:52,144 -in the direction you wanna go. -(COUNTDOWN CONTINUES) 676 00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:54,395 You've gotta... shit out of the back of the ship. 677 00:25:54,478 --> 00:25:55,937 This is basic shitting! 678 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:58,144 Even babies know that, Karen. They shit out the back 679 00:25:58,228 --> 00:25:59,186 -pretty consistently. -Right. 680 00:25:59,269 --> 00:26:01,520 Karen, babies shit from the back! 681 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,728 I've seen babies do that. They do it in diapers! 682 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,353 Right, does no one teach physics in America? 683 00:26:05,436 --> 00:26:07,728 -Somebody explain it properly! -Cyrus. Cyrus, get on it. 684 00:26:07,812 --> 00:26:09,687 If you push on the left, if you push on the left... 685 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,645 -Then you p-- -...you push-- you change... 686 00:26:11,728 --> 00:26:13,395 -Oh my god. -She gets it now. 687 00:26:13,478 --> 00:26:15,937 You have knocked us off course. 688 00:26:16,019 --> 00:26:18,353 I feel like I'm dying and my teeth are falling out. 689 00:26:18,436 --> 00:26:20,812 -On our new trajectory... -I don't wanna hear this. 690 00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:22,687 CYRUS: ...the soonest we could even attempt 691 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:23,937 a rescue from Earth... 692 00:26:24,561 --> 00:26:25,728 -eight years. -(SOBS) 693 00:26:25,812 --> 00:26:26,937 (ALL SCREAM) 694 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:29,228 JUDD: (WAILING) Iris! 695 00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:30,436 Get that door, Doug! 696 00:26:31,645 --> 00:26:34,228 No! No, you can't-- Don't-- You can't-- 697 00:26:34,311 --> 00:26:36,395 -(MIA YELLING) -RYAN: Leave it! 698 00:26:36,478 --> 00:26:37,687 The door is closed. 699 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,061 Yeah, I like to have it like that when we go to space. 700 00:26:40,144 --> 00:26:41,478 -(JUDD YELLS) -No, no, no! 701 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:44,561 -Can you unclose it? -No. No, it's on the auto-lock. 702 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,520 That's short for automatic lock. 703 00:26:47,603 --> 00:26:48,770 Iris! 704 00:26:48,853 --> 00:26:49,770 I'm trapped! 705 00:26:49,853 --> 00:26:52,103 I need you to do something really bad 706 00:26:52,186 --> 00:26:54,853 so that everybody looks at you and not at me, okay? 707 00:26:54,937 --> 00:26:57,269 I feel like I've fallen into nettles naked. 708 00:26:57,353 --> 00:26:59,228 Remember when Frank pushed the button? 709 00:26:59,311 --> 00:27:00,478 Yeah! Remember that, right? 710 00:27:00,561 --> 00:27:03,520 Frank pushed the button. What an asshole Frank is. 711 00:27:03,603 --> 00:27:06,061 I wonder which will go first, the mind or the body? 712 00:27:06,144 --> 00:27:07,687 (GRUNTING) 713 00:27:08,478 --> 00:27:09,728 My money's on the mind. 714 00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:12,937 -(ALL CLAMORING) -JUDD: (AUTOMATED) Detach. Detach. 715 00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:14,603 -BILLIE: Get away from the door. -MIA: No! 716 00:27:14,687 --> 00:27:17,144 Too late. It's officially too late! 717 00:27:17,228 --> 00:27:18,687 No! 718 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,561 -Eight years. (CHUCKLES) -JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...fifteen, fourteen... 719 00:27:20,645 --> 00:27:22,395 -MATT: (YELLING) Eight years! -...thirteen, twelve... 720 00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,895 That's longer than the Beatles were together! 721 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,186 -JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...nine... -That's longer than the Seven Years' War! 722 00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:31,186 -You no-good fucking side shitter. -...six, five, four... 723 00:27:31,269 --> 00:27:33,603 -It's true. I am Frank. -...three, two... 724 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:35,436 -And I'm so sorry. (SOBS) -...one. Launching. 725 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,311 Launching. Launching. 726 00:27:37,395 --> 00:27:39,144 -(IRIS SCREAMS) -Launching. 727 00:27:39,228 --> 00:27:42,436 Iris! You were like a coworker to me. 728 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,144 Don't touch my stuff! 729 00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:46,186 Help! Stop it! Go back, go back! 730 00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:47,311 -Go back! -PAUL: Ow! 731 00:27:47,395 --> 00:27:48,853 This has been a horrible day. 732 00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,061 Iris! 733 00:27:52,186 --> 00:27:54,228 You think she can hear me? 734 00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:56,019 No. 735 00:27:56,103 --> 00:27:57,937 But you may as well keep screaming. 736 00:27:58,019 --> 00:27:59,561 Iris! 737 00:28:01,937 --> 00:28:06,395 ALL: (SCREAMING) Iris! 738 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:14,395 ♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 739 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:20,395 ♪ (DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 740 00:28:43,937 --> 00:28:46,812 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪