1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:03,046 Thank you, sir. Sounds like quite the opportunity. 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,657 I'll deliberate on the objective and report back. 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,094 Okay. Okay, bye. 4 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,530 - Boy, you in the FBI? - What? 5 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,053 No, I was just talking to my dad. 6 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,663 That's the way you talk to your dad? 7 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:14,101 Yes. Uh, he was asking me to come up to Baltimore 8 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,319 to work at his landscaping company, 9 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,365 but just for the summer. - A likely story. 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,062 Probably planning on how to assassinate 11 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,108 another Black community leader. 12 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,718 COINTELPRO killed Teena Marie. 13 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,111 - Teena Marie was white. - To you. 14 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,156 How would I even get into the FBI? 15 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,549 The same way you got into the notoriously 16 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,552 hard-to-break-into landscaping industry--nepotism. 17 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,206 You want to work in landscaping? 18 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:35,122 Of course. I love nature. 19 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:38,995 I'm a master forager. My specialty--mushrooms. 20 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,215 I don't know how to leave this conversation 21 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,173 Eddie Lawn and Care doesn't even roll off the tongue. 22 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,697 Mr. Johnson and Eddie Landscaping on the other hand? 23 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,482 Now, that's a company you can trust. 24 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,353 Okay, well, if I don't take the gig, 25 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:52,356 I'll be sure to put in a good word for you. 26 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,968 Oh, see you, Gregory. Goodbye, Mr. Johnson. 27 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,405 You know what? 28 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,755 I'm just realizing I don't know your first name. 29 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:02,975 When you get home tonight, look up in the sky. 30 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,586 It's written in the stars. 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,373 - He on one today. - Okay. 32 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:12,376 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:19,209 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:27,174 So what does a Gregory pack for an overnight trip 35 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,175 to the Franklin Institute? 36 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,612 - We have a do-rag. - Uh-huh. 37 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,701 - All 13 essential vitamins. - Of course. 38 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,529 And night socks. 39 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,226 - Night socks? - Yeah. 40 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,532 For after I take off my day socks. 41 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,316 [both chuckle] 42 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,275 Today's the big field trip to the Franklin Institute, 43 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,451 which is my favorite museum of science and technology. 44 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:47,063 - And it's a sleepover. - Yes, our first sleepover. 45 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,152 Because neither of us has ever done a sleepover before. 46 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,414 - With teachers. - And the kids. 47 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:51,676 - Everyone. - Everyone's going to be there. 48 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,200 There's going to be a lot of people there. 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,636 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 50 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,203 Man, I'm happy Ava paired us up as group buddies. 51 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,421 Now, don't ever leave us behind. 52 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,293 I need you to have my back in case someone 53 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:01,469 casts an ancient spell and the exhibits come to life. 54 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,471 I'm counting on those tiny fists for very precise blows. 55 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,256 Wait. So you did watch "Night at the Museum"? 56 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,084 Yeah. 57 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,477 I take all your recommendations seriously. 58 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,043 I want to know why you like stuff. 59 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,224 [clank] - Uh-uh. 60 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,790 I don't like clanks in bags. 61 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,444 Clank-clank lead to the clink-clink. 62 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,229 Meet Edith Houghton-- 63 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:25,014 named after the MLB's first female scout 64 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:27,059 for none other than the Phillies. 65 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,452 Can't sleep a wink without her. 66 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,280 [bat clanks] 67 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,283 Dang, Barb. Did you pack Gerald in there? 68 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,284 We worked too hard on this fundraiser 69 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,330 to get kicked out 70 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,114 because you want to get freaky in Sir Isaac's Loft. 71 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,595 I have an extensive nighttime regimen 72 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:44,207 that will not be abandoned because of an overnight 73 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,513 youth excursion. 74 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,297 Explaining why she hasn't aged 75 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:48,516 since before the Internet. 76 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,214 I know. What you got in there? 77 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,302 Did I hear the bell? 78 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,173 No. 79 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,004 [bell rings] - Ha! 80 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,268 Lucky us. Two-bell day. 81 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,269 Huh. 82 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,534 Are we there yet? 83 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:09,276 Uh, well, the buses aren't even here yet, so, no. 84 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,496 Okay. 85 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:13,541 Oh. 86 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,977 Hey, Maurice. 87 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,984 - Hey, Janine. - Hey, Maurice. 88 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,333 Sorry for the surprise appearance. 89 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,639 We're just about to go on a field trip. 90 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,336 I did walk this way assuming you'd be inside. 91 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,859 Yeah. I'm in there a lot. 92 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,557 [laughs] 93 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:32,908 Oh. Look, I really wanted to apologize 94 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,997 for how things went down at Bone Town. 95 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,304 You ever notice how people say they want to apologize 96 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,306 instead of just apologizing? 97 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,308 It's wild. 98 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,919 - Well, I'm sorry. - It's all good. 99 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,268 Gregory told me not to pursue you, 100 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,357 and I did anyway, so I guess we're both 101 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,054 in our selfish eras. 102 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,055 Wait. 103 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,970 I'm not selfish. 104 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,407 - You are. - I'm not. 105 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,886 Oh, hey, Mr. Eddie, 106 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,584 just a heads-up that this one is a tricky sleeper. 107 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,368 He'll lay down, but that is not the end of it. 108 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,022 You got to watch him. 109 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,328 He'll pretend to be asleep, but he's not asleep. 110 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,417 He is not asleep! 111 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,853 Are you listening? - Huh? 112 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,420 Wait, wait, wait. 113 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,508 So, for clarity, you don't think you were being selfish? 114 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,379 No. 115 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,424 Oh, so it's normal for you to invite a guy 116 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,426 to his favorite barbecue restaurant 117 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,036 just to break up with him in front of his friend 118 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:17,344 who you kissed but didn't actually date? 119 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,432 I didn't think of it that way. 120 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,607 Yeah. 121 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,783 It stung a little bit, but it's all good. 122 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,393 I, too, become selfish sometimes. 123 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,395 For example, I'm ghosting this girl right now. 124 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,136 You know, she thinks I'm dead, 125 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,617 but this convo, it inspired me to reach out to her, 126 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,358 send her a text. 127 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,229 I wouldn't want to hurt her. 128 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,454 I felt like I was making a lot of progress this year, 129 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:44,588 but to find out that I hurt someone who didn't deserve it, 130 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:47,374 without knowing, because I'm selfish... 131 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,158 I never want to do that again. 132 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,424 Come on in. Go ahead. 133 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:56,600 Okay, guys. - Here we go. 134 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,601 Thanks. 135 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:05,957 Ariana, you're falling behind. 136 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,394 Come on. You got to keep up. 137 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,222 Mr. Eddie, my shoulders don't work anymore. 138 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,746 Oh, no. 139 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,487 Okay, you want me to hold your backpack for a little bit? 140 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,445 Okay. There we go. 141 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:18,143 Well, good thing I took all those vitamins, right? 142 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,450 [chuckles] - All right, guys. 143 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,886 Let's go see another exhibit. Come on. 144 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,584 There's a bunch of stuff here, not just Ben Franklin. 145 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:24,628 Come on. 146 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,415 Don't be shy if you have questions. 147 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,417 Rail transportation transformed America, 148 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,636 and it could happen again today 149 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,637 if we invest in high-speed rail. 150 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,030 Amen, sister. 151 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,423 Yeah, if we harness today's technology, 152 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,512 trains could get to Washington, D.C., 153 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,384 in just half an hour. - And, more importantly, 154 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,690 it could get out of Washington, D.C. 155 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,648 and back to Philadelphia in 30 minutes, 156 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,216 which is 29 minutes longer than the ideal scenario. 157 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,174 [laughs] Well, I don't know that I would be in such a rush 158 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,785 to leave our nation's capital. 159 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,526 Yeah, you're forgetting that Philadelphia 160 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,005 was the capital first. 161 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,659 - Really? - Yes. 162 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,400 Okay, yes. She--You know that. 163 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,532 She knew that. 164 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,577 As did I. Yeah. 165 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,450 This is a museum, but let's not live in the past. 166 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,712 Where are you from? 167 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,454 Uh, Westchester... 168 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,456 New York. - Yeah. Unbelievable. 169 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,893 So youse people move here, you don't learn the history, 170 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,461 and then you got the nerve to work at a museum. 171 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,158 [scoffs] - Well, I'm a volunteer. 172 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:19,466 And you are worth every penny they're paying you, sweetheart. 173 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,512 Okay. Let's see Miss Schemmenti's neighborhood. 174 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,341 [indistinct chatter, electricity buzzing] 175 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,521 "The unbounded emptiness of space 176 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,915 is incomprehensible to the human mind." 177 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,134 Hmm. I don't know why they're wasting time telling you 178 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,484 about what isn't out there. 179 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,486 You need to be worried about what is. 180 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:40,704 What are you saying? 181 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,054 There are at least 100 billion galaxies. 182 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,535 Do you think that Earth is the only place hospitable to life 183 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,102 in 100 billion galaxies? 184 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,712 Are you saying aliens are real? 185 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,714 Of course they're real. 186 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:51,933 What I'm saying is, they might already be here. 187 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,717 Ava, you're frightening the children. 188 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,327 I just want them to be prepared. 189 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:58,505 More than 80% of the ocean has never been explored by humans. 190 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,724 Aliens might already be here, drinking mai tais 191 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,378 and using the Indian Ocean as a lazy river. 192 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:07,557 [heart beating] 193 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:10,517 [grunting] 194 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,737 Oh, hi. 195 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,913 Mr. Eddie taught me a train song. 196 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:19,613 ♪ Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, chugga chugga, free hugs! ♪ 197 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,570 Oh! 198 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,231 Hey. 199 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,798 So you seem completely unaffected by the cutest thing 200 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,364 I've ever taught a child. 201 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,323 Are you good? - Yeah, I'm fine. 202 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,890 So I talked to my dad earlier. 203 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,761 He wants me to come up to Baltimore for the summer. 204 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,502 - Mm. - It's only an hour away... 205 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,982 - Mm. Mm. - By train. 206 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,636 But I was thinking 207 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:45,769 that maybe I'd stay in Philly for the summer. 208 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:48,642 You know, if you had any thoughts... 209 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,556 Oh, wow. 210 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,775 Uh... 211 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:55,605 well, do you want to go? - Maybe. 212 00:07:55,605 --> 00:08:00,001 But I thought maybe we could hang out some for the summer. 213 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,611 I know there's two or three more "Night at the Museums" 214 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,657 we could watch. 215 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,354 You've seen one, you've seen them all, you know. 216 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,182 Look, staying here could be cool, 217 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,576 but going to Baltimore sounds great. 218 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,795 See family, you know? 219 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,927 You should do whatever you want, 220 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,843 what--whatever you want to do. 221 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,802 Hey, Jalen, let someone else have a turn on the train. 222 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,717 Oh, God. 223 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,372 I'm tired, too. 224 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,595 Let's go. Lie down. 225 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,640 Here you go. Help me. Grab the bottom end. 226 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,816 Oh. 227 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,297 Excuse me. Are there any private quarters? 228 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,213 Uh, we've got kids by the train and in the map room. 229 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,693 Ooh, the one place that's empty 230 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,825 is the galaxy room, although it can feel kind of creepy 231 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:44,828 in there at night. - That's perfect. Thank you. 232 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,613 Hey, Barb. Don't listen to this clown. 233 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,831 She's not even from Philly. 234 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,919 Does that preclude me 235 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,878 from knowing the layout of the museum? 236 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,314 Probably. 237 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,709 What's the matter? You don't want to sleep in here with us? 238 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:59,060 I do, but I need space to calm my kids down. 239 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,236 My class and half the school is traumatized 240 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:03,630 after hearing Ava Night Shyamalan. 241 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:08,678 That's the name she remembers? 242 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,637 Ooh, can't believe I snagged a spot next to your group. 243 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,725 Hey, do you remember what to do 244 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,335 if I start having sleep paralysis? 245 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,076 Um, shake you till you wake up? 246 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,643 What? No, no. Gently cradle my head-- 247 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,209 Can we talk? 248 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:23,911 Hey, has Janine been acting different? 249 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,696 Uh, honestly, I haven't seen her that much today. 250 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,655 Ava paired me with Morton, so all of my energy 251 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:29,873 has gone into keeping my cool. 252 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,701 He better watch it. 253 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,703 You know, Night Jacob, he's got that dog in him. 254 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,096 - Can we get back to Janine? - Yes. 255 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,663 Um, what did--what did she say 256 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,881 when you asked her what's wrong? 257 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,753 Uh... 258 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,276 You didn't ask her? Sheesh. 259 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,669 It is no wonder your dad is a landscaper, 260 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,670 the way you beat around the bush. 261 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,367 All right, calm down. 262 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,934 You know, sometimes I think you two 263 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,675 should just, like, kiss and get it over with. 264 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:57,684 You need to be better about hiding things with your face. 265 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,685 Sorry. 266 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,774 Deet me. 267 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,776 - It was PECSA weekend. - Frickin' classic. 268 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,430 We got a little tipsy in the living classroom. 269 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,693 We just got lost in the moment. 270 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,172 She and I drove home together. 271 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,305 She did not say a word-- treachery of the highest order. 272 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,741 Don't be mad at Janine-- after we kissed, 273 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,395 we said we weren't going to talk about it. 274 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,701 Okay, well, you have to know that that is a very strange way 275 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,441 to handle that. 276 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,704 Maybe. 277 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,705 You two have done everything but tell 278 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,315 each other how you feel. 279 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,708 You--you have to tell her how you feel. 280 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,799 There's no real going back after that, is there? 281 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,757 Nope. 282 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,672 But there might be a lot of good stuff on the other side. 283 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,284 Bro hug? 284 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,287 Yeah. 285 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,821 Hey. I made an alien drawing for you. 286 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,737 What do you think? 287 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,782 Now, see, this is where they get you. 288 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,784 What if they're humanoids that look just like us? 289 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,090 The only difference might be, 290 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,005 they're not used to our atmosphere. 291 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,703 So their only giveaway would be a breathing apparatus? 292 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:01,791 Exactly. 293 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,796 So I don't get a thank-you 294 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,363 for putting you next to your little boyfriend? 295 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,973 What are you talking about? 296 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,366 I made you class buddies with Gregory. 297 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,976 You can thank me after you have your really short, 298 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,456 broad-shouldered babies. 299 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,110 That man built like the Longhorn logo. 300 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,590 Hey, he is not my boyfriend. 301 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,204 Ava, has anyone ever called you selfish? 302 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,989 All the time. My grandma called me selfish this morning. 303 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,817 - Right. - But I don't care. 304 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,775 I take care of myself. 305 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,038 And I see you doing it, too. 306 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,823 Going on your little vacation. [giggles] 307 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,782 Stealing money from your mama. - That's not what happened. 308 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,218 Whatever. 309 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,872 But it looks good on you. 310 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:42,092 As long as you're not hurting anybody, what's the problem? 311 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,355 Hey. 312 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,140 Uh, once the kids go to sleep, you think we could talk? 313 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,058 Um... 314 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,842 You know what? I think it'd be better if I was over 315 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,496 by, you know, Barbara's class, 316 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,889 because she has this white-noise machine 317 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:56,846 that I was really trying to use. 318 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,847 I might get one of those. 319 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,806 So, um, everybody in my class, up. 320 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,372 Let's go, let's go. 321 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,026 We're going to go over to sleep next to Mrs. Howard. 322 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,375 Grab your things. 323 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,684 Ah. Hey, Barbara. 324 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:09,859 We're just going to scooch in next to y'all. 325 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:13,036 Scooching is an act best done silently. 326 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,081 Good night. 327 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,082 All right. 328 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,823 Scooch in, you guys. 329 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,867 Shh, quietly. 330 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,869 [white-noise machine hissing] Hmm. 331 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:20,870 Not what I thought a white-noise machine 332 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,176 would sound like. 333 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,047 [whispering] All right, guys, quietly. 334 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,701 Lay down. 335 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,053 - So how'd it go? - Great. 336 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,402 He hasn't moved in, like, 15 minutes. 337 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,839 It's kind of creepy, actually. - No, no. 338 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,884 I'm talking about Janine. - Oh. 339 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,712 Well, I asked if we could talk and she moved 340 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,062 her kids to the other room, so that's that, I guess. 341 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,542 Oh, yeah. That's that. 342 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,065 Yeah, you'll probably never see her again. 343 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,806 - Relax. - I'm relaxed, man. 344 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,068 You relax, okay? 345 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,070 Everybody I like knows it. 346 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,204 Zach and Diego Luna have seen my tweets, so... 347 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,048 Hey. 348 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,963 Hi. 349 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:13,096 [sighs] So this morning you seemed really excited 350 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,359 to have our classes paired together. 351 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,885 And then you talked to Maurice, and now things feel different. 352 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,451 Yeah. That wasn't about you. 353 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,105 Well, it sure seemed like it was. 354 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,152 Okay, look, Gregory, don't worry about it. 355 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,241 Just forget it. 356 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,895 But I don't want to forget it. 357 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,722 - [sighs] Why not? - Because I like you, Janine. 358 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,903 I have feelings for you, and-- 359 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,905 [children grunting] - Watch it! 360 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,908 [CPAP machine hissing] 361 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,910 Alien! 362 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,956 [children screaming] 363 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,009 [children screaming] 364 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,749 Where is it? 365 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,277 Let's do this. 366 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,149 - Did y'all see the alien? - Yeah, we just want to talk. 367 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,803 Barbara is the alien. 368 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,805 Melissa, I would never ask you to take Barbara out. 369 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:13,156 Jacob, take the bat. - Everybody, please calm down. 370 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,594 This whole hubbub started because the kids saw this. 371 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,031 Barb! 372 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,163 You already killed the alien by ripping off his mask? 373 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,949 She's a hero, y'all! 374 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,952 This is my CPAP machine. 375 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,215 I was recently diagnosed with sleep apnea, 376 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,000 so I use a CPAP machine. 377 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,960 I'm obviously very particular about how I present myself, 378 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,527 so I tried to hide it. 379 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,920 I was wearing this. 380 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,966 And because of Ava's antics, 381 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,752 the kids thought that I was an alien. 382 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,972 So it was just a misunderstanding. 383 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,409 [laughs] What a relief! 384 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,977 And no one to blame, at that. 385 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,979 Y'all go ahead, round up the kids so I can go to sleep. 386 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,981 If I don't get a smooth 11 hours, 387 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,330 I get a little handsy. [chuckles] 388 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,246 [Janine scoffs] 389 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,857 - You okay? - Fine. 390 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,599 Okay, a little embarrassed. - Ah, don't be embarrassed. 391 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,427 You're aging with dignity. 392 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,212 Meanwhile, I got to pack an extra pair of underwear 393 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,387 if I plan on laughing that day. 394 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,216 [snorts] Come on. Come on. - You know... 395 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,739 Let's get the kids. 396 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,829 [children yelling] 397 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,006 [heart beating] 398 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,012 - Hey. - No kids in this ventricle. 399 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,101 None in this atrium, so... 400 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,025 I like you, too... 401 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,027 like, a lot. 402 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,465 I kind of knew that. 403 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,990 Whatever. 404 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,427 So for how long did you like me? 405 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038 Like, how long? 406 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,127 Pretty much since the first day I got to Abbott. 407 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,259 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 408 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,261 Me too. [both scoff] 409 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,871 But I couldn't really admit it, because-- 410 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,090 - Tariq. Yeah. - Right. 411 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268 So, if you liked me for that long, 412 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,096 then what was the whole Taylor thing? 413 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,750 You were in 414 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,056 a multi-presidential-term relationship when-- 415 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,100 Okay. But then I wasn't. 416 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,406 Are we really about to do this? 417 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,408 - And then Amber. - Hey, she asked me out. 418 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,062 And you was giving me nothing. 419 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,150 Kissing you was giving you nothing? 420 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,368 You called it a whoops. 421 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,109 You could have said it wasn't a whoops. 422 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,068 Look, I didn't think it was an accident or a mistake. 423 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,113 Besides, you started dating Maurice. 424 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,072 We were both all over the place. 425 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,074 But we're here... 426 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,468 Now. 427 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:35,081 [sighs] 428 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:44,046 Look, talking to Mo, it did change things. 429 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:49,791 But it didn't change how I feel about you. 430 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,923 It changed how I feel about me. 431 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,795 What are you saying? 432 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:57,103 Gregory, I come to school every day happy 433 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,367 because I get to see you 434 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:04,762 and have a friend like you, and I cannot lose that friend. 435 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,069 But maybe I am selfish. 436 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,159 And if I need to be right now, 437 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,075 then I don't want to wind up hurting you. 438 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,166 It's you. 439 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:22,084 And if we did this, then it would be-- 440 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,346 Something real. 441 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,087 Yeah. 442 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,136 I understand. 443 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,100 We should get back. 444 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,014 Yeah. 445 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,723 I'm still here, buddy. 446 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,119 Hey, how'd it go? 447 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,604 Bro hug? 448 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,443 All right. 449 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,228 Now, it's me. 450 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,360 Still me. 451 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,188 Besides, would an alien sound like... 452 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,234 [vocalizes] 453 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,236 Absolutely. 454 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,542 Go to sleep. 455 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,476 - Ms. Schemmenti? - Yeah, hon? 456 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,173 Thanks for telling me about Guion Bluford. 457 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,435 I'm going to be an astronaut, too. 458 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,654 Yeah? 459 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,959 Maybe you'll be the first person 460 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,222 to eat a hoagie in space. 461 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,441 [clears throat] I hate to admit it, 462 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,356 but I actually learned some stuff from you. 463 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,228 I didn't know that America's first hospital was in Philly. 464 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,317 Mm-hmm. 465 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,275 I guess I should step up some of my local knowledge. 466 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,972 Have you ever thought about volunteering? 467 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,844 Work for free? 468 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,499 [laughs] Yeah, you're really not from Philly, are you, hon? 469 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,513 [sighs] Got all yours? 470 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,297 - Yeah. - Okay. 471 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,302 I think I did the right thing. 472 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,522 I want to continue the path I'm on. 473 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:40,266 I actually think selfish is good for me, for now. 474 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,920 And Gregory is great. 475 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,488 He's the greatest, actually. 476 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:49,231 I guess I'm not ready for him, but that's okay. 477 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,279 I'm okay. 478 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,501 I'm okay. 479 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894 Really. 480 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,287 I'm happy I put it out there, 481 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,289 even if it didn't go how I wanted. 482 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,552 And, uh, Jacob was right. 483 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,337 [chuckles] There's some good stuff on the other side. 484 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,905 [sighs] 485 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,821 It's time to plant something new. 486 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,258 [chuckles] 487 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,303 Hey. 488 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,392 You want to grab something to eat? 489 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,393 Maybe. 490 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,308 Is Jacob coming? 491 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,311 He is. 492 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,400 G-Man. Don't worry. 493 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,662 Every spot on my spreadsheet of local restaurants 494 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,533 has something you love--water. 495 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,188 [laughs] Ah, yeah, let's go. 496 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,369 After-school crew is back, baby! 497 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,197 That-- All right. 498 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,597 Ava, I'm cashing in my time off for the rest of the year 499 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,687 to go work with Gregory's dad at the landscaping company 500 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,341 in Baltimore. 501 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,342 There's six more weeks of school left, 502 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,560 and you don't have any days banked. 503 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,345 You go fishing every other week. 504 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,911 That's because I'm single-handedly trying 505 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,392 to control the snakehead fish population. 506 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,959 I'll see you at work tomorrow. 507 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,355 No offense to your little job here, but I got to do me. 508 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,313 Wait, what? 509 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,401 Hey! 510 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,143 Hey, come back here! 511 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,063 Oh, now you can walk fast. [door closes] 512 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,285 Delicious. [indistinct chatter]