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Okay, and then,
if I did this right,
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under this cup should be...
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Damn, America
does have talent.
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Well, this is light work
compared to the real alchemy,
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Black girl magic.
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Boo.
Shut up and do another trick.
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Melissa, girl, get in here.
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Jacob doing magic.
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And now,
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the unbreakable rings
are apart.
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You're holding the rings
where the gap is.
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- Um, no.
- Yeah.
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Is that all you got,
the cheap hand gimmicks?
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I've seen better
at the boardwalk.
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I've seen a lot
at the boardwalk.
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Okay, how about this?
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Pick a card, any card.
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Remember it.
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Don't show it to me.
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And then put it back.
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Was your card
the five of hearts?
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No.
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Are you sure it wasn't
the five of hearts?
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The magic doesn't work
if you lie, Melissa.
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I'm not lying.
It was a queen of hearts.
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This is a racket.
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The amazing Jacob
has done it again.
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Memorial Day weekend
cannot come fast enough.
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I need three full days
to help Zach
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clean out his shoe closet,
AKA our entire apartment.
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I am drowning in swooshes.
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Gerald and I are going
to South Jazz Cafe
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to hear a little...
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No days off for me.
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I'm meeting up with some
of my fellow doomsday preppers
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to assemble hurricane kits.
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Oh, yeah, what's in the kit?
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Two types of rum
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and an assortment
of island flavors.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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Long weekends
just delay the inevitable.
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It's still a Monday,
even if it's
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masquerading as a Tuesday.
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Well, I, for one, can't wait
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because I'm going
on a girl trip.
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You mean girls' trip?
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No, girl trip, singular.
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I saved enough money
to take myself to Ocean City.
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Jersey?
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Maryland.
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all: Ooh.
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So you're going
on a trip by yourself?
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Yep, just me and the stamps
on my passport...
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metaphorically.
I don't have one of those.
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And before you start making fun
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of sad, little,
no-friends Janine--
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It's wonderful, sweetheart.
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Yeah, Janine,
don't make fun of yourself.
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It makes it less fun
for me when I do it.
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Okay, solo vacation.
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Hey, only solo vacation
I ever took
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was when they sequestered
the jury I was on.
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So good for you.
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Okay, the support
is supporting.
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I feel like I really need this.
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Go ahead, tell them
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what's on the
independence docket.
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Okay, so I'm going
to the Princess Royale,
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which is a three-star hotel.
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But it has
the confidence of four.
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I only stay
at five-star hotels.
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They become a six
when I walk in.
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And I'm thinking
about booking a massage.
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I can afford
either 20 minutes of a Swedish
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or 10 minutes of deep tissue.
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My advice: always go
for quality over quantity.
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Okay.
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This is a big step, Janine,
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and I am proud of you.
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Thank you, Barbara.
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I love the company of others,
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but I'm trying
to like my own company.
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Wanna see my room?
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Okay.
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That's weird.
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I have a missed call
from my mom.
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I'll just call her back.
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It's probably a butt dial
or something.
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Anyway, look at that view.
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That's the ocean.
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It's ocean view.
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G-Man, need help?
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I'm like a human Command-F.
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I can find anything.
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Yeah, have you seen
the sliced almonds
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for my otherwise plain oatmeal?
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We are out.
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But my girl Shanae
in the cafeteria
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has got a secret stash.
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We're very close.
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Shanae...
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How is
this Earth Day treating you?
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Do I look like I have time
to talk right now?
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Talk right now?
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Talk, talk right now?
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both: ♪ Talk right now,
talk, talk right now ♪
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♪ Talk right now,
talk, talk right now ♪
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Where have you been?
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I barely saw
your cute self last week.
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Ugh, I know, PSSA prep has
got me busier than Philips.
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Now, I told you about
them Caucasian references.
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You did.
You did.
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Hey, how was the move?
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Are you loving the new place?
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We're still in boxes.
I haven't gotten my bed yet.
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But I got Xfinity set up,
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and it is definitely
an upgrade.
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Well, if you still
need furniture recs,
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it would be my pleasure
to assist your lounging.
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Absolutely.
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And thank you very much.
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What can I get you
from the kitchen, boo?
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Boo?
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Yes, if you could spare
some accoutrement
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of the sliced almond variety
for my pal Gregory here.
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Please.
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Mm-hmm.
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What time is it?
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It is 7:09.
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We stopped serving almonds
at 7:08.
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Ha-ha.
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Ha?
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Shanae...
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You have got
to be kidding me.
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And then after lunch,
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we will hit the gym for today's
Earth Day activities.
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But first, recess and--
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list--listen.
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Do you hear that?
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Shh.
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Shush it.
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Ms. Teagues, who's that?
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Mom.
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That's my baby.
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What's up, my baby's babies?
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I hope y'all know
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y'all got the greatest teacher
in the world.
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You want to know how I know?
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Because she learned
from the best.
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- Mr. Rogers?
- Me.
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- Oh.
- Hi, Ms. Grandma Teagues.
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Boy--
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I mean, oh,
I'm nobody's granny, baby.
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Just call me Auntie Vanetta.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Mom.
Hey, Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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I saw you called,
and I tried to call you back.
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So...
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Well, when you didn't answer,
I got so worried,
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so I had to come
and check on you.
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We haven't spoken
in, like, six months.
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How did you even get in?
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'Cause you don't have
a visitor's badge.
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Oh, VIPs don't
need badges, baby.
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We need refreshments.
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I'm thirsty.
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All right, guys,
have fun at recess, okay?
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Be safe.
Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom?
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Yes?
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Um, I'm gonna get you
checked in.
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Okay.
Well, y'all kids behave now.
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This is so unexpected.
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I mean, I've invited my mom
to come here a lot of times--
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not today.
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But that's my mom.
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She plays by her own rules.
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Made it frustrating
to play Uno growing up,
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but anyway,
I'm really happy she's here.
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Hey, Gregory.
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Hey.
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Yeah, so there was
a real tension
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between you and Shanae
this morning,
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and--correct me if I'm wrong--
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it didn't feel
like the good kind.
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- Yeah, I mean, it's whatever.
- Mm-hmm.
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When you say "It's whatever,"
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do you mean,
"Don't worry, Jacob,
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"I have a foolproof plan
to win her over,
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thus removing this new stress
from your life"?
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No, I do not.
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I'm just going to go back
to avoiding her
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and never asking her
for anything.
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Hearing you,
not loving what I'm hearing.
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Look man, it's not
that big of a deal.
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I don't need to talk to every
single person at this school.
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That's pretty strong words
for a wannabe principal.
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What does small talk
have to do with leadership?
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Look, you don't have to be
best friends with everybody,
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but it doesn't hurt to be able
to shoot the breeze.
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Don't you watch late night TV?
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I'm not a celebrity.
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Yet.
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Hey, it's easy, look.
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Hey, teal sweater, yeah.
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And see, I'm lying.
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That sweater is hideous.
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And oh, that light
right there, I fixed that,
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depending on who you ask.
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I know you didn't climb
up on a ladder.
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I did.
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I climbed up on two, in fact.
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Oh.
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Oh, hey, Barbara, Ava,
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I'd like you to meet
my mom, Vanetta.
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Oh, wonderful to meet you.
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I've heard so much about you.
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- You must be...
- Oh, that's...
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I'm Barbara Howard.
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I teach kindergarten.
- Yes.
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Damn, genetics are wild.
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You're cool and she...
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You would beat my ass,
wouldn't you?
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Hmm.
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The key to never
getting your ass beat?
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Knowing when someone
can beat your ass.
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What brings you to Abbott?
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Well, I just thought I'd stop
in and check on my baby girl.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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You live in the neighborhood.
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Oh, girl, stop being silly.
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Come and give your mama
some love.
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She's so sensitive.
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Well, enjoy your visit.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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See you, Barbara.
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Ain't nobody around here
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giving you no problems,
are they?
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No, no, no, no, no,
everyone is great.
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There was this one parent
last week,
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but, you know,
I got through that.
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Period.
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I am actually taking
a trip to Ocean City to unwind.
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- Oh, Princess Royale.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Oh, man, you remember.
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I've wanted to go there
ever since I was little.
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So I'm excited.
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You know, me and my girls
used to go there all the time.
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It was cute.
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Room was
a little stuffy, though.
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Yeah, well, I think
it looks nice.
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Well, how are you?
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Oh, I am doing good,
baby girl.
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I got this new job.
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Mom, you got a new job?
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Yes.
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And it's work from home,
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which is perfect for me,
because what I look like,
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going into an office?
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Oh, man, that is great.
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Yes, it is.
264
00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:08,069
You know, but I do got
this thing going on
265
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,810
with my phone.
266
00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,681
But anyway, the hours
are great on the job.
267
00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,249
So everything is going great.
268
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:17,165
Well, what's going on
with your phone?
269
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,515
I shouldn't have
even mentioned it.
270
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,952
Oh, just something
about me going over my data
271
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,693
and them threatening
to turn the phone off.
272
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,478
But it's only $639.17.
273
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,133
But I'll figure it out.
274
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,700
Mom, they can't turn
your phone off.
275
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,701
You need your phone.
276
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,833
No, I know.
277
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,748
But it is what it is, right?
278
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:38,708
Mom, did you just come here
because you need money?
279
00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,929
Janine, no.
280
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,584
Why would you even think that?
281
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,673
I came 'cause I wanted
to see you do your thing.
282
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,283
I'm proud of you, baby.
283
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,241
Mm-hmm.
284
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:53,636
Well, I love you, Mom.
285
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,811
I'm so glad you're here.
286
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,899
Me
too. You know what?
287
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:56,987
Let's take a picture.
288
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,423
- Okay.
- Capture this moment.
289
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,729
Come here.
290
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,601
Look at you, looking
just like me.
291
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,211
Cheese.
292
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,213
Okay, let me send this to--
293
00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:08,042
whoa, oh, hell, look
like they shut my phone off.
294
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,521
But don't you worry about it.
295
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:20,402
Hey, Barbara, hey, work mom.
296
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,099
I was wondering
if you could watch
297
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:25,625
my class for a little bit
while I go check on my mom mom.
298
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,365
Not a problem.
299
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,758
You know, it's lovely
being able to put
300
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,368
a face to the name,
301
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,719
though this isn't
your typical school visit
302
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,068
from a parent.
303
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,070
Yeah, well, that's my mom.
304
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,420
She loves surprises
and hide and seek.
305
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,465
She's really good at that.
306
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,076
This is her first visit
to Abbott, isn't it?
307
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,730
Yeah, yeah.
308
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:47,298
She's so busy with the, um,
stuff that she does, so...
309
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,736
Well, I know that it hasn't
always been easy with her.
310
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,868
But it's nice she made it.
311
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,044
Right, yeah.
And she's doing so well.
312
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,656
She has this new job that
she loves, which is amazing.
313
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,135
It's no complaints, really.
314
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:01,748
Well, there was some drama
with her cell phone bill.
315
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,228
Actually, her phone
just got turned off.
316
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,708
Like, just now.
317
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,450
- Just now?
- Yeah.
319
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,234
On the day
she chose to visit?
320
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,540
I can't believe it, either.
321
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,759
But she isn't worried.
322
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,151
I am, though.
323
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,849
You know, it's her phone.
324
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,242
And I do have that trip money.
325
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:21,028
But I'm getting
ahead of myself.
326
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,986
I'm honestly just, like,
really glad she's here.
327
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,161
So, yeah.
328
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,642
Well, thank you.
329
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,078
Nice work, kids.
330
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:28,992
Keep track
of that glitter, though.
331
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,515
It is not biodegradable.
332
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,388
Neither is any
of that Styrofoam.
333
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,826
Nurse Makiah, we on fi-yah.
334
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,484
Shanae, get me one
of those cookies.
335
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,920
That's your new recipe, right?
336
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,792
Yeah, went to Aldi
instead of Acme.
337
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,097
Okay.
338
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,446
If I didn't love
Shanae so much,
339
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,448
I would be jealous
of her cookie success.
340
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,015
Ava really knows
how to work a room.
341
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,586
I can also work a room.
342
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,632
Watch me.
343
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:04,071
Nurse Makiah.
344
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,376
Hello.
345
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,161
Did you need something?
346
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,294
No, no, I'm just
shooting the breeze.
347
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,948
You know, speaking of breeze,
348
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:12,993
how do you feel
about pollution?
349
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,081
Bad?
350
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,647
Mm-hmm, yes, same here.
351
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,650
So we have that in common.
352
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,087
Yeah, cool.
353
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,479
Do you have any other opinions?
354
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,659
I just figured out where
I know Janine's mom from:
355
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,096
the club.
356
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,488
We danced on the same tables.
357
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,490
Cool people
should have cool babies.
358
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,927
It's not right what happened
to that woman.
359
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,977
I don't like this one bit,
dropping in out of the blue,
360
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,676
dancing on the same furniture
as Ava.
361
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,679
Oh, I got a bad feeling.
362
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,594
And then a mother wants to drop
that little tidbit
363
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,988
about being late
on her phone bill.
364
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,425
It's a convenient time
to visit.
365
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,079
Yeah, well,
I smelled swindler
366
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,820
the minute she walked in.
367
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,693
That and, like,
a spicy, citrusy aroma.
368
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,783
She smelled
really good, actually.
369
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,135
Barbara, listen,
nothing good ever came
370
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,528
from getting messed up
in another family's business.
371
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,660
All right?
372
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,922
Unless you're on Yelp
373
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,403
and they're your competition.
374
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,274
I know you're right.
375
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,624
But Janine has this trip
coming up,
376
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,801
and it's a big deal for her.
377
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,760
And I just think her mother
is here to get that money.
378
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,718
- Oh.
- Damn, that's cold.
379
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,372
Thank you, Ava.
380
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,113
Note to self,
new way to manipulate:
381
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,811
step one, have a daughter.
382
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,421
Step two, play the long game.
383
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,349
Feeling under the weather?
384
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,133
It's cold and flu season somewhere.
385
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,440
Well, I'm sure that's true.
386
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,138
Lovely of you to come by
and see Janine at work.
387
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,792
It meant so much to her.
388
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,663
She talks about you
all the time.
389
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,971
Can you believe she's
never invited me here before?
390
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,190
I really can't.
391
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,933
You've raised
a wonderful daughter.
392
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,891
I hope you're extremely proud.
393
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,458
I am.
394
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,503
You know, she's a Penn grad.
395
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,636
Her sister,
on the other hand...
396
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,987
well, you win some,
you lose some.
397
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,989
I have had the great pleasure
of watching
398
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,817
Janine grow so much.
399
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,168
I mean, this year alone,
working for her students
400
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:28,432
and on herself, building up
the confidence and the money
401
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,392
to treat herself
to a much-needed vacation.
402
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,784
Mm-hmm.
403
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,003
I'm worried
because she mentioned
404
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,310
a bill situation of yours.
405
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,268
- That's personal.
- Yes, but I'm worried
406
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,487
that she's rethinking
her travel
407
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,923
in order to help you out.
408
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,229
Help me out?
409
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,231
I would never ask her
to do that.
410
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,102
That's what she's
going to do anyway.
411
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,843
So I just thought
that you should know.
412
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,845
You know,
I'm sure my daughter
413
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,891
will do what's right.
414
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,631
Besides, her and Tariq
splitting her rent,
415
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,546
it ain't like she's struggling.
416
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,287
That young man is
no longer with your daughter.
417
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,550
What?
418
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:04,991
Damn, well, guess you
can't keep a good man down.
419
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,906
I just want you to know
how important
420
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,169
this vacation is for Janine--
421
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:13,390
Uh, Barbara, you know,
this is a family matter.
422
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,263
And I don't remember seeing you
at any of the cookouts.
423
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,700
You don't know me.
424
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,532
You're right,
I don't know you.
425
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,665
But I know your daughter.
426
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,668
And she will help you out
at her own expense.
427
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,974
Yeah, well, I'm her mother,
428
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,498
and I brought her
into this world at mine.
429
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,112
Why don't I give you
the money for the bill,
430
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,549
you tell Janine
that you worked it out,
431
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,944
and we keep it between us,
just you and I?
432
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:57,913
- Janine--
- Baby--
433
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,306
Hey, Mom,
434
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,351
why don't we go
to my classroom?
435
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,483
Sure.
436
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,745
Hmm.
437
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,316
Come on, baby.
438
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,103
Yeah, you too good
for this place, baby.
439
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,150
That lady--I mean, is that
who's teaching our youth,
440
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:20,457
nosy-ass,
judgy-ass over-steppers?
441
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,850
I mean, that's crazy.
442
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,200
Because I'm down there,
minding my own business,
443
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,985
and then she go
calling bitches broke.
444
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,769
And I'm like, "Excuse me?"
445
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,727
Yeah, see, see,
you only caught the tail end.
446
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:30,685
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, she like,
447
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:33,035
"You broke and deadbeat."
448
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,646
And I'm like, "How can
a mother be deadbeat?"
449
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,474
I carried you in my body.
450
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,825
Ugh.
Anyway, then she squared up.
451
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,436
Barbara Howard squared up?
452
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,915
She sure did, talking
about she from North Philly.
453
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,178
I said so, I'm from West.
454
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,222
What's good?
- Hmm.
455
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,702
Then she gonna switch it up
456
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,921
and try to give me a handout.
- Hmm.
457
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:50,879
Something ain't right
with her.
458
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,185
Mm.
459
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,015
Mom, why did you come here?
460
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,408
I already told you,
I miss you.
461
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,454
Right, but I've been calling
you for months.
462
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,977
You know, you could
have just answered.
463
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,068
Well, I was busy.
464
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,896
And you ain't leave
no messages.
465
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,901
All right, so here's
what we're gonna do.
466
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,642
I'm gonna call
the phone company
467
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:17,297
and set up
a payment plan for you.
468
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,821
That way, they'll turn
your phone back on.
469
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,215
And then I'm going
to give you the money
470
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,305
for the first two payments,
but that is it.
471
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,351
I don't have the rest
of the money to spare.
472
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,311
I'm going on vacation.
473
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
And that is what I can do
for you right now, Mom.
474
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:37,578
It's that option,
or you're on your own.
475
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,797
And it's totally up to you.
476
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,843
Well, I was gonna figure
it out...
477
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,239
But I'll take option one.
478
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,023
Okay.
479
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,285
Thank you, baby.
480
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,113
You're welcome.
481
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,158
I love you, Mom.
482
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,420
And you need your phone.
483
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,074
Yeah, I do, for work.
484
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,165
And I love you too.
485
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,994
Come here, my baby.
486
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,652
I still don't see what's
so good about this place.
487
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:09,740
Mom.
488
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,095
You know, some things
can't be taught.
489
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,662
I'm bad at small talk.
490
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:23,276
I'm just gonna stick
with regular talk.
491
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,669
Now, what are
you up to tonight, Shanae?
492
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,454
Ugh, more unpacking.
493
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,282
We were at it
so late last night,
494
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,066
I missed the Orioles game.
- Oh.
495
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,415
And today's been so crazy.
496
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,678
I haven't had a chance
to check the score.
497
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,812
Uh, 5-3 O's.
498
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,249
Adley Rutschman hit an
opposite field walk off homer.
499
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,946
And Cedric Mullins was
a single shy of the cycle.
500
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,600
Mullins is my guy.
501
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,949
All these young dudes--
502
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,691
Cedric, Mullen, Felix, Logan.
503
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,563
And they say we're living
in another dead ball era.
504
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,955
Oh, please.
505
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,783
It's simple, just hit dingers,
506
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,698
play defense, close games.
507
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,830
Exactly.
But that's always baseball.
508
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,092
You just show up
every day, just like...
509
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,877
both: Cal Ripken, Jr.
510
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,532
Oh, you've been
an Orioles fan this whole time
511
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,794
and never said a word.
512
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,839
Wow.
513
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:05,840
Well, now I know.
514
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,234
Yes, you do.
515
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,497
Okay, Gregory.
516
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,282
Connection--
it's a lot like baseball,
517
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,241
a bunch of weird,
kind of boring stuff happens,
518
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,244
and then boom, home run.
519
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,593
Who knew?
520
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,336
Oh, Janine.
521
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,207
I know I crossed the line,
522
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,166
and please,
allow me to apologize.
523
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,298
No, Barbara, it's okay.
524
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,344
Really, I'm not mad.
525
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,869
If anything, it is moving
that you care that much
526
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,001
that you would do that for me.
527
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,614
So I think
I'm just embarrassed.
528
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:44,270
Look, my mom--
529
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,489
I love my mom.
530
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,752
But that's my mom.
531
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,058
So how'd it go?
532
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,234
It went okay.
I handled it.
533
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,280
Her phone's gonna get
turned back on.
534
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,411
But don't worry.
535
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,499
We came to a compromise.
536
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,805
I'm helping her where I can.
537
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,589
So the trip is still on.
538
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,851
Whew.
539
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:01,896
Wonderful.
540
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,332
You had me scared.
541
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,768
Oh, I'm happy for you.
542
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:05,856
Thank you.
543
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,381
What about the massage?
544
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,121
Massage money is
on its way to Mom.
545
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,862
But it's all right.
546
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,690
I'm happy I'm able to help.
547
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,301
Next time.
548
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,390
And now that I've set
that boundary, who knows?
549
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,349
Maybe my mom and I
can get closer than ever,
550
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,569
take our own little trip
one day as mother and daughter.
551
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,399
Maybe.
552
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,184
And when you're out there
by yourself,
553
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,317
do not carry
too much cash on you.
554
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,927
I won't.
I don't have any.
555
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,624
Well, you should have some.
556
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:35,930
But do you have
a swim cover-up?
557
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,802
The Ross is having a sale.
558
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:39,760
Wait, really?
Which one?
559
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,283
Yes, on City Line.
560
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,937
- I love that one.
- Girl, let me get my bag.
561
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,112
Come on.
- Okay.
562
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,598
Gregory, do you think
563
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,991
I could bend this spoon
with magic?
564
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,124
Jacob, when I told you
to get a hobby,
565
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,561
I meant one
that wasn't annoying.
566
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,649
Hey.
567
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,477
Hey, how was your day?
568
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,263
Weird, social.
569
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,786
I talked to Shanae
about baseball.
570
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,135
How was yours?
571
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,919
Guys, look,
I think I'm doing it.
572
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,486
Mine was also
weird, eventful.
573
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,096
My mom was here.
574
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,576
Oh, my God, guys.
575
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,448
- You heading out?
- Yeah, you?
576
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,450
No, but I'll walk with you.
577
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,452
Guys, I'm Neo-ing.
578
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,236
I'm the Matrix.
579
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,285
- Delicious.
- And a large popcorn.