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Here it is.
Item number seven
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of next week's
school board meeting.
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A proposal to transition
Abbott Elementary
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into a Legendary Charter School
for the 2023-24 school year.
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Times New Roman,
the most decisive of the fonts.
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Well,
I guess that's it.
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Draemond goes to
the school board,
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we become a charter.[ Scoffs ]
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This is horrible.
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I can't be
a charter teacher.
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I-I don't have
the wardrobe for it.
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School district's gonna
hang us out to dry yet again.
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Can't we call the teacher's
union or something?
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All they can do is help us
find a job at another public.
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I was really hoping
that I had gotten through
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to that young man.
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As his former teacher,
I thought that Draemond
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would take my words to heart.
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But now we don't know
who will be asked to stay
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and who will be
forced to leave,
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and that goes for
teachers and students.
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I know that this seems
really, really bad,
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but look, no matter
what happens,
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we are still
Abbott Elementary.
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You know, they can't take
that away from us.
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Just found out we're not gonna
be Abbott Elementary anymore.
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Draemond is changing the name
to "Legendary Schools Presents:
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Abbott Charter."
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What in
the Lee Daniels?
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I mean...[ Laughter ]
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Wait, I don't get it.
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You know what? No.
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This is not happening.
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Not on our watch.
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, no.
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We can do something
about this.
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- Who is Lee Daniels?
- Yes.
We're gonna fight back.
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Yes!
- Of course!
- Phone voice: Here is what
I found for Lee Daniels.
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African Amer--
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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That's what needs
to happen.
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Operation Save The School
starts now.
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Okay, I'm gonna staple
all the info
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about what's going on
to the kids' clothes
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- so the parents see it.
- Nice.
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I'm gonna butter up
Delisha Sloss
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like a hot dinner roll
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and see what she can do for us
on the school board level.
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And I am gonna talk
to every parent I see
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and tell them
what Legendary is up to.
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When they find out, they are
going to storm the gates... Mm.
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...of the school board.
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- If they have gates there.
- Wait.
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We can hardly get parents
to come to the Open House.
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I don't think you're gonna get
that many at drop off.
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Oh, no, I'm very good
at canvassing.
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People always
open the door for me
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'cause they think
I'm a lost child.
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Oh, Ava,
you look great.
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[ Scoffs ] It'd be
breaking news if I didn't.
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Where are you headed?
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To handle my business.
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I would tell
y'all my plan,
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but then it'd
be compromised
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and this walk off
wouldn't be as enticing.
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Oh, hey! You're
the mom with the bi--
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Mm.
You're Krystal, right?
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Yep.
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- Oh, cute look.
- Thank you.
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You should let me
hook you up with my brand.
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We just released our line
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of extra-petite bitch.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Listen, I'm trying
to spread the word
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about Draemond Winding
and Legendary Charter--
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Oh, let me stop you
right there.
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I read about that
on Facebook.
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Look, I'm all for keeping
the schools public.
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What do you need?
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Wow, that was so easy.
[ Chuckles ]
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Man, I had a whole
presentation prepared,
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and if that didn't work, begging.
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Well, keep me updated.
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Look, take my e-mail--
Okay.
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It's S-L-U...Oh, you know what?
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Actually, I can get it
from Venus,
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'cause I'm sure
she has it.
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Alright,
Miss Teagues. Teagues.
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Okay.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to see you.
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[ Door closes ]
I've got good news,
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and I've got bad news.
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The good news is every day
is a blessing.
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The bad news is Draemond
has already buttered up
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Delisha Sloss like a freshly
cooked piece of corn on the cob.
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Son of a bitch![ Refrigerator thuds ]
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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I'm-- This whole situation's
got me on edge.
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My night terrors have spread
into day terrors.
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I can't tell
if I'm asleep right now,
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or if this is some
kind of waking nightmare.
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Like, you know...
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I think I might
be saving Abbott.
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I already got
a parent on board,
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and I didn't even have
to fake cry.
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Or real cry.
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The bell went off before
I could get more signatures,
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but the parents
want to help.
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We just have to engage them.
So, who's with me?
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I'll do it with you
after school, Janine.
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Oh!
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Uh, I mean I'll get
engaged with you.
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With the parents.
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- We're gonna get signatures.
- Yes, we are. Yes.
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- Who-- Who else?
- Yes! Alright, I'm with you.
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Yeah,
so are we.
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I'm not loved by
all of the parents,
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uh, except for the one
that calls me Stuart Little.
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But even that, I'm not sure
is the compliment
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I want it to be.
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Okay, you hold down
the fort here,
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and the rest of us
will go car to car together.
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- Melissa: Yes!
- Barbara: Yes! Si se puede!
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Yes! Si se p--
Yes!
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- Actually, no.
- Um... no.
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- No, no, no.
- We've got
three more classes.
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Yeah, okay.
We'll do it after school.
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'Cause I'm about to pick
the kids up now...
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Hello. Hey. Hi!
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Sorry, I'm not interested in
saving the whales or whatever.
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Oh, no.
I mean, neither am I.
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I don't get the hype.
It's like seahorses--
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Uh, sorry, that's not
what we're here to talk about.
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So, I want to talk to you
about making a change.
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I don't believe
in climate change.
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Uh, alarming, but no.
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Actually, I'm talking
about saving Abbott.
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Ugh, I was more interested
in the whales.
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Barbara: Okay, I just need
a little bit of your time.
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I don't understand. I thought
Abbott was already a charter.
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Actually, it's complicated,
but if you coul--
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Well, unless you can
uncomplicate it,
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I gotta get to work.
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But I--
Come on, come on.
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Hey!
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Are you the teacher
that stapled that letter
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to my son's
brand-new jacket?
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Jacob!
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I told you, quit stapling stuff
to the kids.
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Excuse me, miss.
I was wondering--
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Oh, hey, Erika.
Hey, Greg.
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What you doing out here,
begging for money?
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I told you I can
get you involved
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with my cousin's
Herbalife thing.
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Let me text him.
No. No.
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I'm just trying
to get petitions signed.
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Um, Janine tell
you about this?
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She might have
mentioned it.
Mm-hmm.
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I'll sign.
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So, heard you and Janine
just friends now.
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We are.
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Did she tell you
everything?
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That's what
friends do...
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Mr. It Was A Whoopsie.
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[ Laughs ]
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So, you cool being
just friends, or...
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Yes.
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I am, Erika.
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It's... fine.
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Are you done signing?
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Ooh, testy.
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I heard that pause, though.
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I'm-- I...Well, I barely
got anything.
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Me neither.
I mean, I get it.
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I wouldn't sign anything
I handed me.
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Janine, how'd you get that first
person to sign up so easily?
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Well, I just explained
to Krystal that if--
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Oh, the mom
with the "bitch" tattoo.
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Of course she signed on.
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She's one of our most
active parents.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, this was a fool's errand.
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Now it makes sense, 'cause
we were sent on it by a fool.
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Hey!
I'm sorry.
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I know you're trying
really hard,
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but... this may
be a lost cause.
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Hey! Don't go!
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This will only take
27 minutes of your time.[ Tires screech ]
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So, how'd that
begging work out?
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Okay, we are
not begging.
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We are
respectfully pleading,
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and not well. Mm.
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- Where'd you go?
- Job interview.
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Ava!
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I'll be the first one fired
by Legendary.
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You know the saying--
"Finest one in, first one out."
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I thought you were trying
to stop us from going charter.
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I've been trying
to stop it.
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Even went down
to the school board myself,
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but now...
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Let's get every teacher
in a room, okay?
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And then we don't leave
until we figure this out.
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Or until 9:00 p.m.
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That's when my neighbors
start arguing,
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and you can't DVR that.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ] What job did you
interview for, anyway?
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Chief Marketing Officer,
Legendary Schools.
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What?
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Their branding
needs work.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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I can't believe we might
all get fired.
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We don't know that yet.
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I have had just about enough, Morton.
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Sorry. That man knows
where my buttons are
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and just loves to push.
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We don't know anything.
This could be good.
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Or very bad.
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Thank you for that
crack analysis, Ally.
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Okay.
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My plan A didn't work out,
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so now I turn to you,
my plan B's.
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Well, I really don't know
where we go from here.
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We didn't get enough signatures,
and we need at least 500
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to prove to the school board
that the community's
against going charter.
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Hold up.
All we need is signatures?
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That's easy.
I know tons of names.
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Barbara, Melissa,
Jason, Marge,
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Homer, Peter Pan--
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They need to be real names
of real people
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who live in
- this community.
- Oh.
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What if we just focus
on new ideas?
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Because what we've been doing
isn't working.
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No idea is too stupid
to pitch.
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How about if we just lock
all the doors in the school?
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Then they can't get in.
Like "Lean on Me."
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In a rare turn of events,
I was wrong.
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Please only pitch
good ideas.
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Alright, what if we petition
to take over Addington?
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You know,
we go on the offense.
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Oh! I like it.
A hostile takeover.
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Did a lot of "hostel" takeovers
in Peru.
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Get it?
I stayed in them.
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Just trying
to lighten the mood.
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Normally, I would
politely chuckle,
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but this might not
be the right time
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- to lighten the mood.
- That's it, Morton.
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You want to get nuts?
Let's get nuts.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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We could bribe
the superintendent.
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With what money?
252
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Would you get your head
in the game, Ally?
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Mr. Johnson:
In my safety deposit box,
254
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I have 3/4 of what
I think is a treasure map.
255
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Now if we find
the other quarter...
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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We have to trick them.
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We have to trick the community
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into simply signing their names
on our petition,
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and then we will submit it
to the school board, and...
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we will win.
262
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It's not my preference
to dance with the devil,
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but this is a special case.
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I'm sorry.
Tricking them just seems wrong.
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They need to know
what they're signing
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and the why behind it.
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No, let's trick 'em.[ Cheers and applause ]
268
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Oh, guys, how would we
even do that?
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What, we throw a big festival
during Open House
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and make people sign
the petition to get in?
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Like... Now, that's absurd,
but it does give me an idea.
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We should throw a big fun
festival during the Open House
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and make everyone sign
the petition to get in.
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You just repeated what I said
and added the word "fun" in it.
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Yeah.
One problem.
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The parents don't come
to Open House.
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This'll be more than
an Open House.
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We have a couple weeks
to make this thing a blowout
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with games and prizes
and must-see entertainment.
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Why can't you ever give me
credit for a good idea?
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Stop making everything
about you, Janine.
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AVA Fest is about
the kids.
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Hold up. Ava Fest?
284
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Why is it named after you,
all of a sudden?
285
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It's not, Melissa.
A-V-A.
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A Very Abbott Festival.
287
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
288
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AVA Fest prep is popping off.
289
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,204
Now, we don't have a lot
to work with,
290
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so we're leaning
on our strengths.
291
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Janine is trying
to locate her rhythm
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and help the step team
with their performance.
293
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[ Hip-hop music plays] Oh, Ava, thank goodness
you're here.
294
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So, the girls
told me you said
295
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they could dance
to Ice Spice.
296
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,388
I'm gonna say no,
but I have a catalog
297
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that I think
is pretty good.
298
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Mr. Johnson
found an old dunk tank
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- in the basement.
- Melissa: Oh, come on.
300
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,829
What, are you kidding me?
You said it yourself.
301
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The parents don't exactly
love you.
302
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,615
They would be psyched
to come and dunk your ass.
303
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,964
I don't know
how to swim.
304
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And now it's dangerous?
Even better.
305
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,534
Barb is working on
a motivational speech.
306
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And to them I say,
"This is how you Abbott."
307
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I'm thinking about ending
with a song.
308
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And we welcome
your vocal acrobatics.[ Vocalizing ]
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This is gonna be
the best show in Philly
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since Dru Hill sold out
the Wachovia Center in '03.
311
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,202
They were like two hours late,
but Sisqó did like 30 backflips.
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00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,421
Mr. J is working
to keep the place spotless.
313
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What do you call this?
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00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,641
Sharpening my mop.
315
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We're going to war.
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Sure, whatever.
317
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,514
We got sharp mops,
dunk tanks,
318
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,733
step, and food?
319
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:04,865
[ Scoffs ]
What's the problem?
320
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,388
They have
conflicting opinions
321
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,694
on the consistency
of the macaroni.
322
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,173
He would like soupy--Solid.
323
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,566
And I believe
he would like solid.
324
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,524
I would like to go back
to my classroom.
325
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,874
This is AVA Fest, baby.
326
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,658
We'll have soupy and solid.
327
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,529
Double 'ronis.
328
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,922
Congrats.
329
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,320
Miss Teagues,
are you getting fired?
330
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,845
What? No. N-No.
I don't... think so.
331
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,194
I heard the school
is changing,
332
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,935
and I think
I'm getting fired, too.
333
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:35,809
Okay. No one is going anywhere,
at least not for now.
334
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,245
So we're getting
fired later?
335
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,726
Go back to your
art project.
336
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:40,988
[ Knock on door ]
337
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,772
Oh, hey.
It is so busy.
338
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,687
They are making projects
for AVA Fest and Open House.
339
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,428
I'm worried this isn't gonna
be enough, though.
340
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,386
Feels like we need more than
popsicle-stick houses
341
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,387
to get people
to show up.
342
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,867
Well, some are castles.
343
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,477
I'm thinking more
of a headliner.
344
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,610
It's like going to see Paramore
without Hayley Williams.
345
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,003
There are other people
in that band?
346
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,569
- Yeah, actually.
- Hmm.
347
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,919
Maybe I can call Tariq.
348
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,398
What? Why?
349
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,009
Well, because he's from
the neighborhood,
350
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,750
and--
and people like him.
351
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,274
And he's on the WNBA pre-game
pump-up playlist on Spotify.
352
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,928
He could draw
a crowd.
353
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,408
Um, I don't-- I don't--
I don't think so.
354
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,280
Um, he's a bit
of a wild card.
355
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,760
But I do think we're
on the right track.
356
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,152
We're gonna
figure this out.
357
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,893
Okay.
Yeah.
358
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,549
Hey!
You better watch that.
359
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,985
Anytime the score
gets past 20,
360
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,639
that thing
starts to shake. Please.
361
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,206
That scoreboard's been here
since you had
362
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,469
a full head of hair
and a look of hope on your face.
363
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,950
So, this is all great, Ava,
but, you know, Gregory and I
364
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,604
were thinking that we needed
something, you know, flashy.
365
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,954
Like something big,
a big name.
366
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,303
Something for the parents.
367
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,479
Ooh, ooh.
What about Nikki Giovanni?
368
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,307
Oh, my God.
Do you know her?
369
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,961
No.
Ava: You know what?
370
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,484
I've already
handled this.
371
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,920
Walk with me.
[ Chuckles ]
372
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,316
Boom! [ Chuckles ]
373
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,622
You got Jazmine Sullivan
to come here tomorrow night?
374
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,494
That's amazing, Ava.
375
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,625
We're gonna pull this off.
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,149
Yes.
377
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,455
Who is Jazmine Sulliv--
378
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,240
[ Cellphone thuds ]
379
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:01,633
Janine:
Things are looking up.
380
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,287
But nothing more dangerous
381
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,028
than an uninformed signatory.
382
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,596
So I have a plan in place
to make sure the community
383
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,685
understands the situation
at hand.
384
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,905
Now turn around.
I gotta wand you, son.
385
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,342
[ Imitating
wand buzzing ]
386
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,560
Is that
a curling iron?
387
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,953
Can't be too careful.
388
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,172
Hey,
where the party at?
389
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,347
Oh, my God.
It's right here.
390
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,349
[ Laughs ]
Wow, isn't this fun?
391
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,611
Um, I'm sure you guys
are members
392
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,352
of the community
like I am,
393
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,006
and I heard there's
an informational sesh
394
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,182
taking place about
the issues facing Abbott.
395
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,270
Yo, don't you work here?
396
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,967
She does.
Alright, okay.
397
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,403
Guilty.
398
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,492
Serving a life sentence
as an educator.
399
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,190
But I just want you to know
the petition you're signing
400
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,495
means we can keep
Abbott, Abbott.
401
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,193
Information is power.
402
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,673
Listen, lady, I'm just trying
to dunk a white dude.
403
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,024
Next!
404
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,373
♪ Two bad brauds ♪
405
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,549
♪ Lookin' like they down right ♪
406
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,551
♪ Ah, baby, tell me
is you down right? ♪
407
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,205
Alright, step right up.
Step right up.
408
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,381
You're not really a fan of him,
409
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,339
and now's your chance
to send him plunging
410
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:58,038
into whatever
our tap water's made of.
411
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,953
Let's go. Come on.
412
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,389
Oh, I knew it, Morton.
413
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,826
I knew you hated me.
[ Chuckles ]
414
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:04,871
Oh, uh...
415
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437
Sorry.
416
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,396
Amber: Hey, Gregory.
417
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,702
Hey, Amber.
Um, how are you?
418
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,835
Good. Cute.
You?
419
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,664
I'm good. I see you finally
got your bag.
420
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,970
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
421
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,580
My boyfriend
got it for me.
422
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,669
Your boyfriend?
We broke up like two weeks ago.
423
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,714
And? I met Rashon
a week after.
424
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,412
Gregory, look.
425
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,022
It's a wrap
between us,
426
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,068
but you'll find somebody
more your speed.
427
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,374
Let's just focus
on the festival.
428
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,550
Um... Dad: You know I don't like
hanging around.
429
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,552
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
430
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,989
[ Scoffs ]
I bet I won't.
431
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,339
Look, I'm giving it
about 10 more minutes.
432
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,601
I need to get on home.
433
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,994
Hey. [ Clears throat ]
How we doing?
434
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,778
Still quite a few
signatures short.
435
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,041
[ Sighs ] Man, well, people
are starting to, like,
436
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,695
call their friends and tell them
not to come, you know?
437
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,262
Where's our headliner?
438
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,046
You know, that's a really
good question.
439
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,353
Right?
[ Chuckles ]
440
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:55,008
Um, Ava?
441
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
442
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,273
Good one, Gregory.
Like she'd ever come here.
443
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,797
What? But you said
she was coming.
444
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,321
Yeah, but before I said that,
Barb said to trick 'em.
445
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,932
So she's not coming?
446
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,195
You need to pay better
attention, Janine.
447
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,588
Buckets! [ Laughs ]
448
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:16,986
- Ava, why did you lie?
- I thought that was
the whole point.
449
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,335
You lie to them,
not to us.
450
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,946
- My lies don't discriminate.
- Oh, my God.
451
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,251
Look, either way, we still
don't have enough signatures.
452
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,210
Well, look,
maybe they won't realize it.
453
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,864
Dad:
Hey, yo, Jazmine Sullivan ain't
even coming, y'all.
454
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,996
Yeah, they done tricked us
into supporting the school
455
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,477
by dangling the carrot
of a local yet global
456
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,958
R songstress
in our face!
457
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,003
Well, they put that together
quite quickly.
458
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,136
Okay, I had a feeling
that Ava may pull an Ava,
459
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,659
so I called in
a backup plan, but...
460
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,574
Tariq: Ah.
Well, well, well.
461
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,619
If it isn't the little people
who first believed in me,
462
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,578
and then I left behind
for FADE and fortune.
463
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,146
- Tariq, you're here?
- Yeah, what's up, 'Neen?
464
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,017
Don't try to win me back
with some type of grand gesture.
465
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,976
I am very busy right now,
actually. [ Laughs ]
466
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,194
Get on the stage.
467
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,065
You're right,
Talent Manager.
468
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,023
- Alright.
- Give me that.
469
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,069
You called Tariq?
470
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,461
Anything for Abbott, right?
471
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,810
Aw, yeah.
472
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,161
Time to slay one
for my day ones.
473
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:04,033
What's up, y'all?
Yeah!
474
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,122
Legendary Schools,
they said that my jingle
475
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,255
infringed upon
a "existing melody."
476
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,430
Like...
[ Chuckles ]
477
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,692
And then FADE,
they fired me
478
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,824
because I had become
a liability.
479
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,784
So, yeah, between
Legendary Schools, FADE,
480
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,612
that one dude
at Lady Foot Locker,
481
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,658
I got enough beefs to start
a butcher shop right now.
482
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,746
Let me see y'all
put a fist up.
483
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:22,747
Yeah.
484
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,184
Put that fist up real quick.
485
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,620
This a powerful symbol.
486
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,318
This-- This
the universal symbol for...
487
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,538
Hey, we--
we will fight y'all.
488
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,627
Yeah, you feel me?
Let's go.
489
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,020
[ Rapping ] ♪ Abbott
on Abbott on Abbott ♪
490
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,456
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
491
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,327
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
492
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,025
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
493
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,417
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
494
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,115
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
495
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,986
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
496
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:44,856
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
497
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,206
♪ Yeah ♪
498
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,381
♪ Your children are our future ♪
499
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,948
♪ It ain't no debate ♪
500
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,558
♪ Play with a teacher's aide ♪
501
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,820
♪ I'mma catch a case ♪
502
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,256
♪ Better not be slippin' ♪
503
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,823
♪ Or that steel,
you gon' be kissin' ♪
504
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,216
♪ Packed my bags
'cause they was trippin' ♪
505
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,087
♪ They want beef,
I'm in the kitchen ♪
506
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,654
♪ Play with a teacher,
you fittin' to get slapped ♪
507
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,221
♪ No gonorrhea,
but you gon' get clapped ♪
508
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,222
♪ Yeah! ♪
509
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,788
♪ Put your hands up ♪
510
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,487
Put them adult hands up. Yeah.
511
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,662
Hey, now, Abbott going up!
512
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,968
They got a rapper now.
513
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,143
You should pull up.
514
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,666
Never have I ever
515
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,364
been so happy to hear
such explicit content.
516
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,539
Yep.
Mm.
517
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,541
So happy
I thought of this.
518
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,153
Oh, no.
Is that...
519
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,893
Barbara: Draemond.
520
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,113
[ Chuckles ]
What is he doing here?
521
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,507
Did y'all get a youth pastor
to do stand-up during my set?
522
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,117
What's going on?[ Laughter ]
523
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,640
Good evening, everyone.
524
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,729
I'm Draemond Winding
from Legendary Schools,
525
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,775
and I'm sorry to say
you're being lied to.
526
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,559
The petition that's
circulating this evening
527
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,735
is nothing more than a promise
to hold your children back.
528
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,042
[ Crowd gasps ]
These teachers
are afraid of change.
529
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,523
They want to keep this place
tore up from the floor up.
530
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,438
Okay, just give me
the signal.
531
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,787
But I want to turn it
into a beautiful,
532
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,745
new Legendary property.
533
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:48,964
Yo, I just walked around
this school.
534
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,574
This place looks
alright to me.
535
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,881
But we can do better.
We will do better.
536
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,406
I heard those Legendary Schools
do look fresh and new.
537
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:59,235
And we can bring that here.
538
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,758
The truth is
Abbott is failing.
539
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,108
Parent #2: I haven't
been here all year,
540
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,500
but they're making
race cars,
541
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,763
doing goofy murals
and fun stuff here.
542
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,591
They do the best
with what they have.
543
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,550
I went to Abbott.
544
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,595
The great Mrs. Howard
was my teacher,
545
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,249
and she gave me so much.
546
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,816
Then I struggled
547
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,558
until I found my way
into a charter school.
548
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,343
Folks, you talk to any parent
from Addington--
549
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,693
My kid went to Addington,
and you kicked him out.
550
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,130
[ Crowd gasps ]
551
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,479
No, we don't--
we don't kick kids out.
552
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,959
We encourage a small few
553
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,006
to explore other
educational opportunities.
554
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,095
Yeah, by kicking
them out.
555
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,966
I want to focus
on the future.
556
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:39,667
This place is going to get
a full and complete facelift.
557
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,887
We are going to hire the best
and brightest teachers.
558
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,412
What about the teachers
we have here now?
559
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,240
What you gonna do?
You gonna fire Mrs. Howard?
560
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,937
- Huh?
- No, not Mrs. Howard. No.
561
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,243
Oh, yeah?
Then who?
562
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,679
If your child
becomes a student
563
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,333
at Legendary Charter,
you will s--
564
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,725
If? Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,032
My kid might not
even get to go here?
566
00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,818
We employ a lottery system
to ensure equality.
567
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,124
Hold on, hold on,
hold on.
568
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,691
I play the lottery
every single day,
569
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,258
and I never win.
570
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,738
This man is playing
the Powerball with our kids!
571
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,523
[ Indistinct shouting ]
572
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,178
The reality is
573
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,050
Legendary has resources
Abbott just does not.
574
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,660
Then why don't you spend
that money on Abbott?
575
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,576
Help us make this school better,
since you care so much.
576
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,622
[ Cheers and applause ]
577
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,537
See, I told you
our community would step up.
578
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,278
I guess they know more about
this stuff than we thought.
579
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,802
Yeah, no. What they know
is a phony when they see one.
580
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,586
- Yeah.
- Folks, listen.
What-- What I--
581
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,153
Man, get out of here
with that nut-ass suit.
582
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,763
[ Laughter ]
583
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,896
Tariq: Yeah.
584
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,027
[ Laughter continues ]
585
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,507
Go on somewhere.
586
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,900
Yeah, yeah.
Get them all.
587
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,249
Get 'em out of here.
Bye!
588
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,642
Get 'em out of here.
589
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,166
Yeah.
Get 'em out of here.
590
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,864
[ Rapping ]
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
591
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:54,959
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪
592
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,135
♪ Impact bulletproof ♪
593
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,266
♪ So we don't got... to prove ♪
594
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,789
♪ Suwoo, on my blood ♪
595
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,661
♪ But we still gon' rock
the blue, too ♪
596
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,359
♪ Call me a doll, but he
don't know that it's voodoo ♪
597
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,969
♪ Sippin' Stella, this my era ♪
598
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,319
[ Bell dings ]♪ Baby, it's a new groove ♪
599
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,798
♪ It's water weight
in diamonds ♪
600
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,452
♪ You could say I chew
with Bluetooth ♪
601
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,280
♪
602
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,281
[ Cheers and applause ]
603
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,414
[ Indistinct conversation ]
604
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,155
♪
605
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,245
I guess I've been bested
by the best.
606
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,464
And I hope that now
we can just
607
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,379
put this whole endeavor
behind us.
608
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,600
This actually takes a lot
off my plate. [ Chuckles ]
609
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,864
I really brought the community
together tonight, huh?
610
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,258
Bless your soul, Draemond.
611
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,781
Barbara:
Every student is special,
612
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,435
and you have to give them
your best.
613
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,872
And you hope that they will
carry it with them,
614
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,613
but at the end of the day,
615
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,398
they have to decide
who they want to be.
616
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:47,490
And this one decided
to be a jackass.
617
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,405
Alright, I think we have
cleaned up enough for tonight.
618
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,624
We can do
the rest tomorrow.
619
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,191
It is so magical
620
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,193
when everyone comes together
for a cause.
621
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,543
See? This is what I love
about emergencies.
622
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,587
You know what?
Now that we've got
623
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,893
the community
all fired up,
624
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,242
we should ask them
for more stuff,
625
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,636
like calculators
and another dunk tank.
626
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,507
You know, Tariq really
bailed us out.
627
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,293
Yes, and you called him.
You saved Abbott.
628
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,686
Well, we all did.
629
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,514
And the best part
is Mr. Morton and I
630
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,125
- are practically BFFs now.
- Ooh.
631
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,084
No, he still hates you.[ Barbara laughs ]
632
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,086
Impossible.
What did he say?
633
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,262
He said, "I still hate Jacob.
Pass the chips."
634
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,872
Wait a minute.
There were chips?
635
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,527
Why was I eating wet-yet-dry
macaroni all night?
636
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,138
[ Chuckles ]
I am so happy Abbott is safe.
637
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,401
This is the best--
638
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,098
[ Loud crash ]
Oh, geez.
639
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,143
Ooh, what in the immaculate
reception?
640
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,580
Oh.
641
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,495
- Melissa Oh. Scoreboard.
- Jacob: Always something.
642
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,192
Well, Abbott's
gonna Abbott.
643
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,889
You know what?
Let's go home.
644
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,761
We can hit the ground running
on this Monday.
645
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,110
Hell, yeah.
646
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,765
[ Sighs ]
Guys...
647
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,506
[ Whispers ] I think
I can pick this up, right?
648
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,986
Janine, don't try
and fix that!
649
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,167
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know.
650
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,995
I'm tryin' to find a new lane
since this FADE beef.
651
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,432
I'm looking at a lot of avenues
untouched by mainstream rappers.
652
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,650
I got a whole gang
of national park songs,
653
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,999
mainly about how mountaintops
654
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,262
look like boobies.
655
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,915
I got a anti-Amazon song.
656
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,569
I got a pro-Amazon song called
657
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,092
"She Gon' Get This Package."
658
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,007
I got a song about, uh,
endangered species,
659
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,445
'cause I'm trying to help them
bring velociraptors back.
660
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,185
You know, when they get
the mosquitos in that amber.
661
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,274
You know how they do.
662
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,537
Um, hey, any of y'all got a car?
663
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,887
'Cause I need a ride back
to New York and then--
664
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,890
and then back here to Philly
with all my stuff in it.