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Clarence.
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Here.
Tiffany.
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Present.
Raheem.
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Mimimimimi.
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What was that, Raheem?
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I don't think that was
even English.
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But as a polyglot, I am open
to expression in any language.
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Mr. C, you must be moss,
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'cause clearly,
you live under a rock.
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Well, I actually
live over an ALDI,
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but, uh, wha-- what do you--
what are you talking about?
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It's "The Silly Sock Show."
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You know, it's a family of
socks, and they do funny stuff.
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It's everywhere.
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This is Jim, the gym sock.
He sings.
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That's Toeseph and--Toesha.
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They're twins.
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I don't get it.
It's just a bunch of socks
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saying gibberish.
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I'll show him.
My sock's already off.
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Mi-mi-mi-mi-mimimi.
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That is spot-on Toesha.
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Wait, what?
You know this sock show?
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Of course.
I've survived every trend--
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"Spongebob," "Adventure Time,"
Gangsta "Looney Tunes."
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Now there's a silly sock show.
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I speak fluent Sock.
Watch this.
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Mi-mi-mmi-mi-Mi-mimimi.
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Hey, what did--
What did he say?
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He said, "This white fool don't
know his socks are mismatched."
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Shameful.
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Mimimimimimimi.
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I hope this isn't
another assembly
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about
a new e-mail system.
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I am not doing
two-step verification.
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They can just hack me.
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They did hack you.
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Remember when your account
sent out all that pornography?
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I do not.
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Okay.
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Hey. Is that seat taken?
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'Cause I can stand.
It builds chair-acter.
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It's been a couple of days
since the teachers' conference
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where Gregory and I...
got caught up in a moment,
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which was nothing.
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But now, you know,
we are so good.
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It's, like, not weird at all.
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It's actually not taken,
but it could be taken.
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By you, if--
if you wanted to take it.
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Yeah, 'cause
there's nowhere else to sit.
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So, yeah. Right.
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- Okay. Okay, so.
- So that's, um...
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- Sit down, Janine.
- Okay.
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Everyone settle down.
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I have a very important
announcement to make
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in a short amount of time.
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My Postmates
is around the corner.
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It's about damn time,
José L.
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Who are you again?
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They're Mural Arts--
Mural Arts Philadelphia.
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Oh, right.
Welcome Mural Arts,
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who we like
and are excited for.
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Right?
Yeah.
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So, Mural Arts has a program
that goes from school to school,
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creating these amazing,
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inspiring murals
with the students.
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I've been applying for years,
but they are finally here now,
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and best of all,
the mural is going
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right outside my classroom.
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We're so excited
to be at Abbott.
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We'll be here for one week.
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These murals
are about legacy.
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And we're excited to work
with you all to figure out
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what represents legacy
for Abbott Elementary.
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See? You guys get to talk
with your classmates
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and put on
for the school.
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Can't wait, Mr. C.
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Alright.
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You know, if y'all need
to warm up,
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my apartment could use
a fresh coat of Benjamin Moore.
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Uh, we only paint murals.
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Okay, then paint
a eggshell blizzard on my wall.
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Oh, hey, you.
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Damn. You in the classroom
right next to him,
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and you dating
his best friend?
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Erica, there are
children around.
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Anyway, I think I'm going
to break up with Mo.
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Oh, to get with Gregory.
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No. No, no, no.
No, no.
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No, it's just that, you know,
the kiss made me think
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if I'm kissing other guys,
then how much do
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I really want to be
with Mo? Right?
Mm.
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So, I'm gonna tell him
everything that happened--
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Ah, ah, ah.
What are you talking about?
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Mo is not your husband.
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All he did was take you out
on a couple dates
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and buy you a reasonably priced
bag that you don't even like.
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But I do, and my birthday
is coming up, so...
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Look, you are in the clear for
some extracurricular activities.
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I just feel like I owe him
an honest conversation.
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You don't owe him details.
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Look, all that's going to do
is hurt his feelings
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and potentially ruin
his friendship with Gregory.
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Maybe you're right.
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Are you two done gossiping?
Can we go now?
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Oh! Keep me updated.
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This is the type of excitement
I need in my life.
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You a dork,
but you messy, girl.
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Barb. Oh, my God.
This e-mail I just got.
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No, not the porno again.
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No, I was looking into
what Kristen Marie said
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about Legendary trying
to turn Abbott charter,
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and she was right.
There's an online petition
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a couple
of our parents started
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to "make Abbott part
of Legendary Charter."
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- The audacity!
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, what would make them
do something like that?
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Well, they probably got
schmoozed by Legendary.
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They have a pretty good rep.
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There's got to be something
we can do to stop this.
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There's a phone number
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that we can call
to talk about the petition.
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Well, maybe we should call.
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You know, pretend like
we're interested parents.
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Yeah, I th--
You know, I should do it,
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'cause I do the best
character work, like,
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"Hey, youse guys,
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we're interested
in going Charter over here."
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Okay, Robert De No-No.
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Maybe I should do it.
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Oh.
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'Ello, dearie.
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Yes.
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You know, I'm interested
in receiving some information
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about turning
Abbott charter.
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Yes.
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It's working.
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Yeah, man. I said go.
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You just go and send me
the information like that?
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Bye-bye.
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I'm not going to lie, Barb,
that was pretty fricking good.
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Barb, I had no idea
you were this talented.
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You a damn genius.
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We are going to need
all the genius we can get,
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because the damn Legendary
is coming for us.
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Legendary is coming for us.
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We got it. Yeah.
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Janine. Oh, good.
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Get off my floors.
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My students
are with Mural Arts,
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deciding their legacy,
like as we speak.
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Talk about the room
where it happens.
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Oh, wow.
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Can't wait to see
what they pick.
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Wait, why aren't you in there
with them?
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Well, I removed myself
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because I don't want
to influence their decision.
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I still remember the mural
we did on my school.
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Think about it every time
I drive by.
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Oh. Yeah, exactly.
See?
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You were a part of a legacy
that will not be forgotten.
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Legacy is important.
That's why my picture's
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hanging on the Wall of Flame
for eating
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50 spicy chicken wings
at Wing Bowl.
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Wait a second.
That is you up there?
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I always thought that
was Michael Jordan.
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I get that a lot.
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The only difference between
that MJ and this MJ
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is I can hit a curveball.
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Mr. Hill, your students
have made a decision.
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Remember this moment--Oh, oh.
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Because history
certainly will.
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Impressive.
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We had a great discussion.
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Lots of incredible ideas
being thrown around
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about what they want
their legacy to be.
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And we finally landed
on something pretty special.
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Ooh, let me guess.
John Coltrane?
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Will Smith?
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Oh, my God.
It's not me, is it?
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Okay, yeah.
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You got me.
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Boo-yah.
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Wow.
I love a good prank.
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Seriously, though,
what, um...
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What did you decide?
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Can you not see those socks?
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This is
what everyone wanted?
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Yes.
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Finally, a voice of reason.
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Clarence, talk to me.
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Mr. C,
on behalf of all the class,
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I'd like to say...
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Mimimimimimimiiii.
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Okay, I am processing this.
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It's just
that we came up
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with so many great ideas
in the room before.
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So I'm a little thrown off here.
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Did they even mention legacy?
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They did. Then someone called
legacy "leg-assy."
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Then everyone laughed.
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But then they came up
with the sock show idea,
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and that seemed
to engage them the most.
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Could you possibly give us one
more day to land on a subject?
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Sure, but remember,
we leave Friday.
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We're on a strict schedule.
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The arts aren't going
to mural themselves.
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Mm, well said.
Thank you.
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I appreciate it.
Of course.
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Of-- Oh, by the way,
they showed me the show.
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It's hilarious.
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You see that one where Toeseph
said, "Mi? Mi mimimi Mimi"?
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What won't he say?
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We need to show Legendary
that we mean business.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- There's power in numbers.
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I need to write my congregation
for a letter of support.
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Or I could write a note to
Draemond, the untraceable kind.
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Get my kids to cut out
letters from a magazine.
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That'll be fun.
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You know,
me and Iggy been re-watching
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those "Star Wars" movies,
and resisting
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a massive evil empire
seems like a lot.
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Are we positive we don't want
to be a charter school?
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Because I don't get
what's so bad.
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They don't even require all
their teachers be certified.
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Yet they take our funding.
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Not to mention, the private
money from wealthy donors
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with ulterior motives.
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Hello.
Weird cash swirling around?
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Don't threaten me
with a good time.
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Oh, you know, not every student
in the neighborhood
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could count on attending Abbott
if we turned charter.
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Now, what if only half
of these students
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got to come here
next year?
Which half?
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Ava, charter schools write
your lesson plans for you.
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Well, I don't ever plan
on reading those,
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- but that sounds great.
- It's not!
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You lose
all your individuality.
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Kristen Marie told me
that they sit there
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and make sure that you use
their exact words.
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Well, you two need to work
on your pitch,
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because it sounds
like Abbott
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might be on the cusp
of a glow-up.
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Oh. He lives.
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Hey, yeah, man.
I'm still kicking.
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Tell that to the group chat,
bro. You been MIA.
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That's because you create
a new group chat
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every time you can't find
the old one.
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I can't keep up
with all 57.
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Whatever. I'm just here
to surprise Janine with lunch.
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Hopefully
she likes surprises.
252
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And lunch.
253
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,112
Me and Maurice are fine.
We're totally fine.
254
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,114
I mean, we're friends.
Why wouldn't we be?
255
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,072
That wasn't
an awkward interaction.
256
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:58,380
You're awkward.
257
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,904
Oh, well, hey, Maurice. Hello.
258
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,733
I wasn't, uh, expecting to
see you at my place of work.
259
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,343
Your MoDates has arrived.
260
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,736
- Oh.
- Get it?
261
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,521
It's like Postmates,
but I'm Mo and we're dating.
262
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,046
Oh.
Aww, thank you.
263
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,613
Five stars.
264
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,748
So, um, you want to
hang out tomorrow?
265
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,315
Um, yeah.
100%.
266
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,143
I would love to. Yeah.
267
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,536
Maybe we can go someplace
quiet, where--
268
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,930
where we could talk. Wow.
269
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,411
You trying to go
to Bone Town?
270
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,934
Philly's Bone Town?
The rib joint.
271
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,371
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
272
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,764
I-- I would love to go
to Bone Town with you.
273
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,723
Cool.
Alright.
274
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:42,859
Okay. Today is the day
that we pick a meaningful,
275
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,166
compelling mural
that you will remember
276
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,776
for the rest of your life.
277
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:47,864
What was wrong with
"The Silly Sock Show"?
278
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,387
Yeah.
279
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,607
Alright, class, uh,
how about we go on
280
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,783
an imaginary ride
with your boy?
281
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,306
It's 20 years from now.
282
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,395
Your boo-thing
is sitting shotgun,
283
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,745
and your little one's
in a car seat
284
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,572
that you have trouble
strapping in.
285
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,836
You pull up to Abbott,
and you look out the window.
286
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,533
Wait. I thought the mural
was going to be inside.
287
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,970
Why am I spending my time
cruising by a school?
288
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,232
Yeah.
That's creepy.
289
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,581
Okay. You're--
You're inside,
290
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,974
dropping
your little one off.
291
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,541
I'm not sending my kids here.
292
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,935
Yeah. What has gone so wrong
in my life
293
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,327
that I have to send
my kids to Abbott?
294
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,589
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, okay,
295
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,853
you are an adult here,
296
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,204
speaking for Career Day,
and you see a mural--
297
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:26,816
the mural you worked so hard on
with your classmates.
298
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,644
Your legacy.
299
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,428
Now, in your mind's eye,
300
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,605
is that mural really
the Silly Sock family?
301
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,259
- Of course.
- Yes.
302
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:39,002
All I am saying is you
like "The Silly Sock Show" now,
303
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:42,571
but you might not even
remember it in 20 years.
304
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,225
But you told us that
we're all going to be dead
305
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,530
in 20 years
from climate change.
306
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,141
I said, "Unless we act now."
307
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,447
We're in school now.
How are we supposed to act?
308
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:52,363
Look, w-we are not doing
"The Silly Sock Show," okay?
309
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,888
You came up with a bunch
of other ideas.
310
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,846
Pick one of those.
Any of those.
311
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,066
Mimimi.
312
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:02,852
Mimimimimi.
313
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,693
Hey, co-worker.
Hey.
314
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,783
So, I ran into Maurice earlier,
and it's bothering me,
315
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,699
what happened
at the teachers' conference.
316
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,179
I feel like I've been
a bad friend to both of you.
317
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,963
There's no need
to feel bad.
318
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,923
Look, even without what,
you know, happened,
319
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,926
something still wasn't
quite clicking with Maurice.
320
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,493
I mean, if it was,
then I wouldn't have...
321
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,932
- kissed you, right?
- Right.
322
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:42,631
I'm going to go to Bone Town
with Mo,
323
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:45,939
and then I'm going to
break up with him.
324
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,332
Wow. Okay, well, that feels like
too much information
325
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,899
and also kind of cruel.
326
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,509
I know, but I figured
if I got to do this,
327
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,643
I might as well be full of meat
and covered in sauce.
328
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,953
Oh, you mean the, um--
the barbecue restaurant.
329
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,303
Yeah.
Oh. Oh. Okay.
330
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,913
Um, well,
Maurice is still my friend,
331
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,047
so I should be the one
to tell him about the kiss,
332
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,657
since you're going to
break up with him, anyway.
333
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,311
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like...
334
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,747
I was talking to Erica,
and she said
335
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,836
I really shouldn't
get into details.
336
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,577
Well, I still want to be
cool with Mo.
337
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,884
I don't want this weighing
on my conscience.
338
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,887
Well, if he's going to
find out, then I should
be the one to tell him.
339
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,453
You didn't want to tell
him at all, and now you
want to tell him first?
340
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,716
Because I didn't want
to hurt him.
341
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,764
Alright, look.
I guess the only solution
342
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,898
is for us to go
to Bone Town, together,
343
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:35,292
and we apologize to him.
That's the only way.
344
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,033
Fine. Together.
345
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,078
Okay.
346
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,256
A-ha!
Okay.
347
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,563
Thank you so much
for your patience.
348
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,349
Uh, my students and I
have come up with a new idea
349
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,133
that will knock
your socks off.
350
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,963
Did you get those paint samples
that I sent you for my bedroom?
351
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,356
I'm thinking sexy,
but dangerous.
352
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,272
Again, uh, we do not do
private residences.
353
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,490
We're a non-profit.
354
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,970
Who said
I was gon' pay you?
355
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:05,975
Our mural is a sycamore,
with each root representing
356
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,977
a different part
of West Philly,
357
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,198
coming together to form
our sturdy community.
358
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:14,070
Great. Let me gather my crew.
We'll get right to work.
359
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,332
Why y'all so sad?
360
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,856
Wait, is it Monday?
361
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,596
We wanted to paint
"The Silly Sock Show,"
362
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,077
but Mr. C
said we couldn't.
363
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,993
Okay, um, when I said the kids
and I came up with a new idea,
364
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:28,171
I will admit I-- I steered them
in a certain direction.
365
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,652
Well, if it ain't the white man
making decisions for everybody.
366
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,306
So, that's not how
this works.
367
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:35,135
The goal of Mural Arts
is to do it with the kids
368
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,876
and have them be
the drivers of the mural.
369
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,529
Yeah, no, yeah.
We were all driving.
370
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,140
Well, they were in the car.
371
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,184
Not by choice.
372
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,794
Dang, Jacob.
I thought you thought
373
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,013
you was
one of the good ones.
374
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,406
I am. I am.
375
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,973
We can't,
in good conscience,
376
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,018
paint a mural the kids
aren't fully behind.
377
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,759
Unfortunately, since you
and your students
378
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,804
can't come up with an idea,
we're out of time.
379
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,023
No, no.
380
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,024
We'll just come back
next year.
381
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,808
We won't be here next year!
382
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,810
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Hill.
383
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,858
Well, looks like your schedule
just cleared up.
384
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,947
What do you think about mauve
in a vestibule?
385
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,212
Mimimimimi. Mimi.
386
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,172
I don't get it.
387
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,478
This stupid show means
more to the kids than air.
388
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,350
What, were you born
without a funny bone?
389
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,005
It's called a humerus.
And yes.
390
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,702
Why are you like this?
391
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,226
Look, I loved "Ed, Edd n Eddy,"
but that was elevated.
392
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,054
You know, there are
entire subreddits
393
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,361
dedicated to the subtext
of that show.
394
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,799
They're friends with a plank
of wood with a face drawn on it.
395
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,235
It's nostalgia.
It's important.
396
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,758
You can't take that
from the kids.
397
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,021
Yeah, I know,
but I just think
398
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,805
the mural should represent
something more.
399
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,068
Like Janine. She said every time
she goes by the mural
400
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,809
she made
in elementary school,
401
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,767
she is filled
with a sense of pride.
402
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,247
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
403
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,249
I remember it because
it was super embarrassing.
404
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,905
It was Spongebob with a durag
on, cape out and all.
405
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,255
Yeah. Really wish we'd made
some different choices.
406
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,257
At least tuck it in.
See?
407
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,911
This is what
I'm talking about.
408
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,695
I want to respect
what they like,
409
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,001
but I also want
their future selves
410
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,481
to be proud
of what they did.
411
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,265
Yeah, well, guess what.
That's teaching, buddy.
412
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,701
You got to respect
their now
413
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,007
while preparing them
for the future.
414
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,008
Mm-hmm.
415
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,096
You're right.
416
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,793
- You're welcome.
- Oh, but it's too late.
417
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,273
The mural people left already.
418
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,493
Aww.
You know what?
419
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,929
You're pretty dang defeatist
420
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,062
for someone
who votes third-party.
421
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:20,283
Come on. Let's go bully
some sensitive artists.
422
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,462
I need to see
Principal Coleman.
423
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,116
Well, if you want to serve
her with a subpoena, good luck.
424
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,640
She's got secret exits
all over this place.
425
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,252
Nicole!
How's Josh doing at Addington?
426
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,036
I need to re-enroll Josh
at Abbott.
427
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,124
They kicked him out.
428
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:39,433
No, they did not.
For what?
429
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,305
"We regret to inform you
that Joshua Richardson
430
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,307
no longer reaches
the standards required
431
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,353
for our educational
nourishment"?
432
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:50,052
That's just BS-speak for he
brought down their test scores.
433
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,186
They don't see students.
They see scores.
434
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,276
I've never seen him so upset.
Is there room for him?
435
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,973
Are you kidding?
He was the first one
436
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,280
to call Jacob "Squidward."
Consider Joshua re-enrolled.
437
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,022
He's going to be so happy
to be back at Abbott.
438
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,329
Legendary Charter--
439
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,548
if anyone's going
to take advantage
440
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,071
of this school district,
it's me.
441
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,333
Now, you two need
to get on board.
442
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,900
Who do we need
to fight first?
443
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,208
Well, I am not sure
about the journey there,
444
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,080
but amen
to the destination.
445
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,343
Welcome to the team.
446
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,476
I'll take the ribs.
Thank you.
447
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,783
What's up, Janine?
448
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,221
And Gregory?
You a Bone Bro, too?
449
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,136
Hey, Maurice. We were hoping
that we could talk.
450
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,180
Yeah.
451
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,095
Why so macabre, bro?
452
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,923
We got jalapeño poppers
on deck.
453
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,927
Look, you know how much
I value our friendship.
454
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,408
I don't think I've ever heard
you say that, but sure.
455
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,585
And you know how much
I value our, uh...
456
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,065
Situationship.
Yes.
457
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,806
And you're really a--
a great guy. It's--
458
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:52,332
We got drunk and kisses
at the confrontation conference.
459
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,594
We kissed
at the teachers' conference,
460
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,595
but it meant nothing.
461
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,205
Yeah.
It meant nothing.
462
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,251
Like, yeah, less than nothing, right?
463
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,600
You know, like, what--
what-- what would you say
464
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,384
would be something
that's less than nothing?
465
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,385
Negative nothing.
466
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,126
Yep. That.
467
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,606
We are so, so sorry.
468
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,391
Very sorry.
469
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,828
Hey, it's fine, man.
Things happen.
470
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,613
You know, I would tell you
about the last holiday party
471
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,833
we had at the UPS,
but I don't remember it.
472
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,835
I woke up in a box
on a porch.
473
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,228
You know, thankfully,
my co-workers used
474
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,404
packing peanuts,
so it went smooth.
475
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,364
Well, you know,
we never meant to hurt you.
476
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,669
Nah, we're good.
477
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889
It's all water
under Adele's bridge.
478
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,849
You're taking this
very well.
479
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,329
Yeah, I'm a chill guy.
480
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,070
I mean, if you say it meant nothing,
481
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,202
there's no reason that
we can't continue to date.
482
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,639
We're good.
483
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,250
I was thinking that maybe
we aren't
484
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,558
the best fit
for each other.
485
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,255
Wait, wait, wait.
486
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,692
You just wanted to break up
with me in front of Gregory?
487
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,304
That is what it looks like,
but no.
488
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,566
That was not our intention.
489
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,307
Oh, y'all are sick.
490
00:18:56,309 --> 00:19:01,052
Look, man, you can have my baby,
but not my baby backs.
491
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,663
Huh?
I'm staying.
492
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,230
Please leave.
493
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,145
That's fair.
494
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,497
And I did enjoy our time--Can I get some more ranch?
495
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,371
Okay, thank you all
for coming.
496
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,678
I just want to give a special
shout-out to Mural Arts.
497
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,462
Thank you for coming back
and helping us
498
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,117
with this very important work
on such late notice.
499
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,641
Well, one of your teachers
made a strong argument
500
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,948
that we return.
501
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,733
I sat down with my class,
and after a lengthy discussion,
502
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:33,694
they arrived at an idea
that they really believe in.
503
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,086
So, without further ado...
504
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,263
Let's go!
505
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,223
Well, I guess
this Silly Sock brigade
506
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,312
is this generation's
"Rug Vermin."
507
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,619
"Rugrats," and, um, wow.
508
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,447
This is gonna be here forever.
509
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,231
I have never been happier to be
on the first floor.
510
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,493
I know.
511
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,843
So, I guess you just
totally gave in, huh?
512
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,280
Actually,
if you take a closer look
513
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,846
at the socks' social fabric...
514
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,327
Yeah, move.
...it is a mosaic,
515
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,852
and each of the kids
got their own tile.
516
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,463
Oh.
Whose is this one?
517
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,421
This is me as a doctor,
which is what I want to be
518
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,379
when I grow up.
519
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,945
Aww.
520
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,339
And this is me
as the first
521
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,601
Black female president astronaut.
522
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,386
Ah.
523
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,127
This is me
in my favorite class--
524
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,303
Mr. C's class.
525
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,000
I'm gonna be a teacher.
526
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,263
Wait. So you're trying
to grow up to be broke?
527
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,960
Hey, Josh.
528
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,789
Um, I know you weren't here
to help paint the mural,
529
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:29,924
but I think we've got
some space for you over there.
530
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,752
Thank you, Mr. C.
531
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,536
Nice job, man.
I'm impressed.
532
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,755
I was looking for
a new paint color
533
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,757
for my bathroom downstairs.
534
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,193
Wait, your bathroom where?
535
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,716
Shut up, Janine.
536
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,109
I'm Jacob.
537
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,418
That's true. My favorite day
of the week is Wednesday.
538
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,463
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
539
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,508
What are y'all doing?
540
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,379
Oh, we're taking
a personality quiz
541
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,163
to see which
Silly Sock we are.
542
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,817
Mm.
Except me.
543
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,342
I'm not giving info to some
bankrupt hippie data farm.
544
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,995
Too late.
I already did it for you.
545
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,998
What can I say?
I'm a stereotypical Nene Sock.
546
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,436
- You are Miss Ing Sock.
- Mm-hmm.
547
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,741
I knew it.
548
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:09,180
And I am the glamorous,
yet substantive Toeprah.
549
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,182
You want to get in on this,
Gregory?
550
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,401
Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
551
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,794
I took it for you.
552
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,230
I don't really care
what kind of sock I am.
553
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,840
- You are a Toeseph.
- That's ridiculous!
554
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,233
I'm a textbook Toesha.
555
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,191
Toeseph says exactly that
556
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,584
in episode 86.
557
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,326
That's so Toeseph.