1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:04,134 What else? This is impossible! 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,484 No, nothing is impossible. 3 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:07,746 Now, come on. Keep guessing.[ Door opens ] 4 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:09,270 All the vowels are in the dump. 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,141 What word has two X's and no vowels? 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,664 Did Grimes have another kid? 7 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:15,015 Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman is stumped. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,712 All right, let's get those guesses in, you guys. 9 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,192 Nah, I got this. "R"! 10 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,193 Nope. 11 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,412 [ Students groaning ] 12 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,979 Janine: So I picked a word, 13 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,894 but then a student sneezed on another student. 14 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,505 By the time we cleaned that up, I'd forgotten the word. 15 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:28,985 So I'm just stalling. 16 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,639 But we've only got about 10 minutes till lunch, 17 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,467 so we should be fine. 18 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,816 "Q"! Nope. 19 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:34,599 [ Marker squeaks ] 20 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,079 "L"! No. 21 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,820 "T"! 11! 22 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,648 Star! Semicolon! 23 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,823 Semicolon, or colon? 24 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,129 Semicolon. No. 25 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:43,173 [ Marker squeaks ] 26 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,262 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 27 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:53,531 ♪ 28 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,447 [ Door opens ] 29 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,536 ♪ Dun-du-du-duuun ♪ 30 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,886 PECSA weekend! Everybody make some noise! 31 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:01,931 [ Imitates roar of crowd ] 32 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,498 PECSA's! 33 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:04,890 The annual Pennsylvania Educational Conference 34 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,196 for the Southeast Area. 35 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,372 Held in Allentown, P.A. 36 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,373 Ever heard of it? 37 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,940 Oh, Allentown, P.A.? 38 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,464 You mean the education destination of Eastern P.A., 39 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,771 where teachers come together to swap ideas and knowledge 40 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:18,078 that will help them grow into the greatest educators of all time? 41 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,428 Uh, yeah, that Allentown! 42 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:21,907 Ooh! 43 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,387 I hear the keynote speech is gonna be 44 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,607 about individualized educational plans. 45 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,043 Can you stand it? Oh! 46 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,914 The only keynote I plan on listening to 47 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:32,744 is the sweet, sweet hum of the indoor pool filter. 48 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:35,095 Yeah, I'll know I nailed this conference if it takes me 49 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,314 a week to get the chlorine smell out of my hair. 50 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,315 [ Chuckles ] 51 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:39,795 Hold up. Absolute gasp. 52 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,753 Yeah, you guys aren't going to the keynote speech? 53 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,582 Don't you two ever get tired of being surprised 54 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,280 by people's opposing interests? 55 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,021 Yeah, this conference is for rookie teachers. 56 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,501 We've been going since you guys 57 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,155 had to ask permission to cross the street. 58 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,505 [ Chuckles ] Joke's on you, I've been crossing the street 59 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,985 by myself since I was three. 60 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,378 [ Door opens ] 61 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,597 [ Both booing ] 62 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,295 Again, I'm sorry, 63 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,297 and again I say this was the only weekend 64 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,602 that Amber could get a sitter. 65 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:05,821 You are going to be missing out on 66 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,214 so much professional development, 67 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,303 and not to mention continental breakfast. 68 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:12,523 For what, huh? So that you can relax in a heart-shaped hot tub 69 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:15,091 watching the moon dance off of Amber's eyes 70 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,919 as you whisper sweet everythings? 71 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,094 Real fun, dude. 72 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,140 Jacob: Yeah, your loss, bro. 73 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,664 I'm taking Amber to the Poconos this weekend. 74 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:25,057 Need to make up for that LEGO Valentine's Day gift debacle. 75 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,842 She was less than happy. 76 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,626 And now Janine and Jacob are less than happy 77 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,367 that I'm missing PECSA weekend. 78 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:33,849 So what's cool is that no matter what I do, no one's happy. 79 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,504 Hey! Gregory: Hey. 80 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,202 Ooh. The weekend couldn't get here fast enough. 81 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,509 Work was a lot this week. 82 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,075 Very excited for a breather. 83 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,468 I can't wait to show you what I have planned. 84 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:47,123 We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, 85 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,820 and tree-ventures just to start. 86 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,345 I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing-- in a hot tub. 87 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,042 We are, after the firewood harvesting forum. 88 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,784 Seems like you have a lot planned. 89 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,873 That's the best way to relax-- on a strict schedule. 90 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,483 Okay. Oh, boy. Okay. 91 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,269 So, um, I don't think we're on the same page... again. 92 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,532 Well, I'm on page nine. - Where you at? - Gregory, put the book away. 93 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:05,837 It's not really a book, but okay. 94 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,056 I don't wanna do any of this. 95 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,753 - What do you want to do? - Nothing. 96 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,233 I wanna do nothing. 97 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,323 Okay. I hear you. 98 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,586 I think I can schedule in some nothing time 99 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,848 after the snow hike. 100 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,504 We need to talk. 101 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:21,636 Damn. 102 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:27,990 [ EDM version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" plays ] 103 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:33,517 ♪ 104 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,389 Yeah, it's very sturdy. 105 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,868 [ Squeals ] 106 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,914 Oh, my God. They have e-writing books. 107 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:41,395 Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, PECSA weekend! 108 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,048 Ah! It's finally happening! 109 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,050 Oh! Sorry if we're jittery. 110 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,314 We have been shotgunning kombucha since Conshohocken. 111 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,229 - Yeah. - Okay, well, act like you've been here before. 112 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,578 Because you have. 113 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,275 Woo, man, I wish I had a Time-Turner, 114 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,582 because like Aerosmith, I don't wanna miss a thang. 115 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,975 Although I might need to miss this big party later. 116 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,673 Oh, you're not missing PECSA-Geddon. 117 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,196 Who's gonna watch our purses? 118 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,720 The party is the one thang you don't wanna miss. 119 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,940 But I have to find time to see the Living Classroom, 120 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,550 the one the Philadelphia Flower Show made. 121 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,509 - Cover me, Barb. - Oh, all right. 122 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:10,162 So it's this classroom, and it's all made out of flowers. 123 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,513 Janine, we are only here to show face 124 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,906 so that people remember they saw us. 125 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,734 Then we kick it into spa mode. 126 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,562 And my spa mode's happening à la mode, 127 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,651 'cause I'm gonna eat ice cream in the hot tub. 128 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,739 [ Chuckles ] Come on, let's go. 129 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,611 Ooh. This seminar sounds awesome. 130 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,830 It's called "White Teacher, Black School." 131 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,571 Uh, yeah, I'm good on that. 132 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,878 I already did four years of Black Student, White School. 133 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,401 Went to Penn, so... 134 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:34,926 Okay, well, I will go to, uh, WTBS alone. 135 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:38,408 I, Melissa Schemmenti of Abbott Elementary, 136 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:41,411 am enjoying connecting with my peers. 137 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,022 Including this guy, Derrick, 138 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:46,808 from some other school in Philadelphia. 139 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,505 And I, Barbara Howard, 140 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:51,595 have already mentored seven young teachers. 141 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,815 Huzzah! Let's go. 142 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,295 Mm-hmm. 143 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,298 You leaving already? Just like your ex-husband? 144 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,084 Late? Just like your period after senior prom? 145 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,694 Enjoy your weekend. 146 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,914 Yeah. 147 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,742 Janine: Oh, hey. 148 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,135 Good to see you again, Bilbo. 149 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,312 Glad you made it out of The Shire. 150 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,706 [ Indistinct conversations ] 151 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,969 Ahh! New tote alert! [ Chuckles ] 152 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,667 This weekend couldn't get any better. 153 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,059 It's like I'm at Disneyland, 154 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,018 but there's no Wild Mr. Toad to avoid, 155 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,672 and I had to bring my own churro. 156 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,065 But-- Wait, did you know you go to hell on that ride? 157 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,328 Ava: I'm a problem solver. 158 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,591 So, say you have a problem teacher. 159 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,507 For our discussion, let's call her Janina. 160 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:36,248 These Janinas usually have bubbly personalities 161 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:39,382 that cover up deep-seated mommy issues. 162 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:43,604 Last name Eddie. E-D-D-I-E. 163 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,214 Gregory! 164 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,564 Hey! What are you doing here? 165 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,914 What happened to your romantic Poconos weekend getaway? 166 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,699 Well, I decided this conference was too important to miss, 167 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:54,179 so I'm here. Oh! 168 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,094 Well, not to "Poco my nose" in your business, 169 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,313 but where's Amber? 170 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,271 I really don't know. 171 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,971 Do you-- Do you need-- You want me to help you find her? 172 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,364 No, no, no. 173 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,890 - She dumped me. - Damn! 174 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:13,242 Room 243. Enjoy your stay. 175 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,639 I am so sorry about your breakup, but... 176 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,945 But, hey, you're amongst friends, 177 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,338 um, so let's hit some lectures, right? 178 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,861 To keep your mind occupied? 179 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,167 Now, you've already missed 180 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,908 "Individualized Education Plans," 181 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,910 but I can catch you up between "Brain Teaser Lunch" 182 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,564 and "Designing a Better Curriculum." 183 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,827 And I don't wanna fly too close to the sun here, 184 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,960 but if we hustle, we can make it to the creativity seminar. 185 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,049 Although we'd have to be creative about it, you know? 186 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:41,052 So... Hey-oh! It's a joke. 187 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,054 Unless that sounds like too much, which... 188 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,579 No, this is great. It will be good to be busy. 189 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,277 Right? Yeah, exactly, your favorite way to decompress. 190 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,409 Yeah. Okay. 191 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,761 [ Chuckles ] That was amazing. Jacob: Yeah. 192 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,285 Your questions were honestly so insightful. 193 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,939 Okay, but your follow-ups? 194 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,637 Talk about piggybacking in the right way. 195 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,900 And that speaker. Just incredible. 196 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,467 Yeah. Have you listened to her podcast, 197 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,991 "White Tears, White Noise: How Uganda Saved White Me"? 198 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:09,429 - Uh, no. - Ooh, you gotta check it out. 199 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,692 There's only one season, 40 eps, no guests. 200 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,433 I'm literally gonna check that out immediately. 201 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,999 I'm Jacob, by the way. 202 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,654 Your Ally McBeal story broke me. 203 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,090 Thank you. I'm Summer, 204 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,571 and I'm literally obsessed with you tip to tail. 205 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:24,879 Hey, shot in the dark, do you know the game Werewolf? 206 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,621 Yes. What? I-I love werewolf. 207 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,274 My theatre troupe called me Steppen Werewolf. 208 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,102 Okay, you should come to our shindig tonight. 209 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,582 Oh, you're not going to PECSA-Geddon? 210 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,366 That party gets a little loud. 211 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,585 The young teachers from Addington 212 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,804 are gonna have our own, instead. 213 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,196 - Oh, you work at Addington? - Mm-hmm. 214 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,764 Oh. Well, thank you for the 'vite, 215 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,766 but I'm supposed to hang with my Abbott peeps. 216 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,594 We also brought Cards Against Humanity. 217 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,987 Do you have any expansion packs? 218 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,902 Does the farmer's market have fresh bread? 219 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,077 You bet we do. 220 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:55,475 45 minutes till the party. 46 minutes till I am the party. 221 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,391 Just enough time to shower and raid the minibar. 222 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,002 Long live PECSA weekend. 223 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,133 Yeah. 224 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,875 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 225 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:08,139 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 226 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,141 ♪ La, la-la-laaa, la-la-laaa ♪ 227 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,882 Wow, Melissa and Barbara were right. 228 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,623 PECSA-Geddon is lit. [ Chuckles ] 229 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,060 ♪ 230 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,801 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 231 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,542 Just thinking about how I could be tree-venturing 232 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,804 in a sugar maple right now. 233 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:23,285 - Oh, that sounds fun! - Yeah. 234 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:27,463 But this is also fun and not sad, so... 235 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,812 Yay! Oh, Ava. 236 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,379 Hey, Ava. Uh! 237 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,946 Where you think you're going, Janet Whack-son? 238 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,078 This rope is velvet. 239 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,645 What, you think 'cause you got new little boots on, 240 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,995 - you can come in here? - Okay, I just thought that-- 241 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,649 Read the sign. VIP. 242 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:42,173 Very Important People who are Principals only. 243 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,785 Limited exceptions. Gregory, you may enter. 244 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,874 Why didn't you just say "Very Important Principals"? 245 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,615 That's actually a good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. 246 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,530 - Gregory. - I'm gonna go get a "Gin and Phonics." 247 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,835 - You want one? - Yes. 248 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,098 I'm going to get a "Daiqui-reads." 249 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,013 I'll take a carafe of "Sex Ed on the Beach." 250 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,319 Thanks, Gregory. 251 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,016 ♪ 252 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,845 Nothing and nothing...[ Speaks indistinctly ] 253 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,630 There's our people. 254 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,370 Oh, how about if we just go get 255 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,155 some lounge chairs from the pool area 256 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,026 and bring them in here? No. 257 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,898 Maybe two people getting up here at all? 258 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,160 No. Hey, getting up? Nope? All right. 259 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,857 Hey, ladies, you looking for a seat? 260 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,032 There's two open over here. 261 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,294 - Oh! - Oh, what about... 262 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,731 Oh, they've long gone. 263 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:22,518 You know, floating in a pool of lectures 264 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,303 all day long can really take it out of you. 265 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,609 Oh, I'll bet. What schools are you with? 266 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,480 Who's askin'? 267 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,395 We both teach at Abbott Elementary. 268 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,310 - How about you? - I'm here as a vendor. 269 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,051 I own Nichols School Supplies. 270 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,359 You're Dawn Nichols? 271 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,665 All day, every day. 272 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,970 Ooh. 273 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,798 Dawn Nichols is the end-all be-all 274 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,757 in the school supply game. 275 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:49,240 An in with her could be the dawn of a new day at Abbott. 276 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,895 I've had two plus one "math-a-ritas." 277 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,897 [ Chuckles ] 278 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,551 I don't know what you put in those erasers, 279 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,335 but they are practically Wite-Out. 280 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,598 Family secret. 281 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,295 And your craft glue's so strong, 282 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,427 you'd swear it was mostly horse parts. 283 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,951 Kristin Marie: I got our drinks. 284 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,039 Ah. 285 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,303 Well, well, well. 286 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,610 This table's taken. 287 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,698 Yeah, but would you-- 288 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,047 It's taken, Barb. 289 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,919 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,269 I really thought the "Rules of Science Are Meant 291 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,489 To Be Followed" lecture would have cheered you up. 292 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,447 - It definitely helped. - Yeah? 293 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,145 You still thinking about the breakup? 294 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,189 Well, it did happen yesterday. 295 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,626 Yeah. 296 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,105 But to be completely honest with you, 297 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,107 it's not even that. Mm. 298 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,979 Why am I always the one who gets dumped? 299 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,894 You know? Like, based on the evidence, 300 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,983 - it's gotta be me, right? - Mnh-mnh. 301 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,550 It is not you, it's dating. 302 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,378 The only silver lining to dating 303 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:44,078 is you only have to be right about someone once. 304 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,993 That kind of makes it feel not as bad. 305 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,212 - That's a good perspective. - Thank you. 306 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,432 I'm both smart and wise, it's wild. 307 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,652 [ Both chuckle ] 308 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,960 Me and Amber were super different anyway. 309 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,527 Yeah. Like, too different. 310 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,137 Yeah. Like, I always felt like a weirdo around her. 311 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,574 Pss-pss, you are a weirdo. [ Snickers ] 312 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,576 - That's an upsetting turn. - Bartender: Another? 313 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,753 No, I mean that in a good way. 314 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,146 I think that everyone deserves to be with someone 315 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,453 who likes them exactly as is. 316 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,802 Especially you. 317 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,456 Seriously. 318 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,241 Look at that sweater right now. 319 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,590 Look at that mustache. 320 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,984 Not many people could do that. 321 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,377 Don't sleep on Janine, either. 322 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,032 - Hell y-- Heck yes! - Yeah. Hell yeah. 323 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,555 [ Chuckles ] 324 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,600 Oh, wait, uh, we... 325 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,689 [ Glasses clink ] 326 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,168 At the end of the day, 327 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,171 we are still playing Werewolf in America, 328 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,696 with its injustice system.[ Fingers snapping ] 329 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,177 And while I don't believe in the death penalty IRL, 330 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,918 in our fictional village, 331 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:45,095 Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf and she must die! 332 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,575 Nuh-unh! 333 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,012 That Jacob Hill is one smart detective. 334 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,536 He's-- But he's won, like, three rounds already, 335 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,887 and I don't know how I keep losing. 336 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,497 Well, at the risk of sounding cocky, 337 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,847 I daresay I am better than I was in my Oberlin days. 338 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,023 What the what? You went to Oberlin, too? 339 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,590 How did we not know each other? 340 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,113 Well, I did make a concerted effort 341 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,724 to build relationships with people from... 342 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,335 Together: Different cultural backgrounds! 343 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,597 Floor nap! 344 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,859 Oh. 345 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,775 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 346 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,950 Oh, it's so original. 347 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,822 [ Both laugh ] He likes it. 348 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,867 Oh, wait. Oh, goodie, another silly one. 349 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,999 What do-- What do you have? 350 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,565 Yeah, just more of that. Bow! 351 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,176 Ohhh![ Both laugh ] 352 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,179 Oh, no. Oh, I missed the Living Classroom. 353 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,484 Living Classroom?[ Camera shutter clicks ] 354 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,617 Yes, oh, the Philadelphia Flower Show, 355 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,837 they made a whole classroom out of flowers.[ Camera shutter clicks ] 356 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,708 Wow, that sounds amazing. 357 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,710 [ Camera shutter clicks ] I know, but we'll never know now. 358 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,190 Aw, man, I really wanted to see that. 359 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,018 We-- Let's-- Let's go now. 360 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,062 No, it's definitely closed.[ Camera shutter clicks ] 361 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,803 Awesome. 362 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,413 - Says who? - No one's ever done that. 363 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,764 Says the hours on the bo--[ Camera shutter clicks ] 364 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,069 Incredible. 365 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,244 You're being mischievous? 366 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,463 Yeah, you see it.[ Laughs ] 367 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,943 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 368 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,683 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, get it, get it, get it. 369 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,642 - No, let's-- Yeah, let's go. - Get it, get it, get it, yeah. 370 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,686 [ Laughs ] 371 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,079 I say we do one more lap. 372 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,820 I really wasn't paying attention last time 373 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,953 'cause I was too distracted by how much my feet hurt. 374 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,868 I have consulted with my fibula, 375 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,957 and she is not doing another lap, 376 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,438 and it is time for you to settle things with your sister. 377 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:11,268 Excuse us, ladies, do you mind if we rejoin you? 378 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,966 Oh, we'd love for you - to join us. - Barbara: Thank you. 379 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,924 Just as soon as Melissa admits 380 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,839 she makes a terrible bragioli. 381 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,014 What, are you kidding me? 382 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,450 I've seen you put regular bacon 383 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,104 in your carbonara, ya googootz. 384 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,803 It was a delicious American fusion dish. 385 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,108 That's a lot of confidence for someone 386 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,458 wearing last year's espadrilles. 387 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,938 Hey. 388 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,114 Watch where you're going, clearance section. 389 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,724 Excuse me? 390 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,378 Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-ass outfit? 391 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,817 Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? 392 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,731 You look like you get your hair done at the mall. 393 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,646 - In the parking lot. - You show your hairdresser 394 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,823 a picture of Beetlejuice and go, "Do that"? 395 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,955 Yeah, h-how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? 396 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,565 Was it one or two? I forget. 397 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,524 Let's say two. Let's say two. 398 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,614 We still got it. 399 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,268 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, we do. 400 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,878 So... Mm. 401 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011 What about your crayon selection? Mm! 402 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,143 - Oop. There you go. - Oh, good call on checking the doorknob. 403 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,450 - That was smart. - Yeah, I don't know why your first instinct 404 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,278 was to kick the door in. 405 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,410 [ Birds chirping ] 406 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:12,677 Oh, my goodness. 407 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,811 This is even better than I imagined. 408 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,205 Oh, my God, look at this. 409 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,772 The backpacks are little terrariums. 410 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,297 Yeah, I'm seeing it. How did they do that? 411 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,691 I don't know. That's so cool. 412 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,521 I don't wanna sound cheesy or whatever, but this-- 413 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,089 It shows, like, exactly how I feel about teaching, 414 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,178 with the growth and every-- It's just-- 415 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,397 It's corny, but... 416 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,008 [ Chuckles ] 417 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,532 Yeah. I get it. 418 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,535 Plants and teaching, it's... 419 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,756 it's like how I grew up and who I am now. 420 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,850 Yeah. 421 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,244 [ Chirping continues ] 422 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,952 Oh, my goodness. You have to come smell this one. 423 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,736 It smells like a perfume or something. 424 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,390 Yeah. 425 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,566 - Oh. - Man: Want me to turn it off now? 426 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,959 Oh! Oh, I hear someone. 427 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,526 Uh--Wait, get down. Get down. 428 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,789 [ Laughs ] 429 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,227 Oh, but no, really, you should smell this one. 430 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,621 It smells so good. Mm. 431 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,646 [ Birds chirping ] 432 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:03,963 Oh, no. 433 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,009 [ Gasps ] That? That-- That-- "The Kiss"? 434 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,055 That-- That was a "whoops." [ Chuckles ] 435 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795 Who can really say what things are? 436 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,408 Or what they aren't, you know, at the end of the day? 437 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,626 We got caught up in the moment. 438 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,150 That's what she said about it? 439 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,065 Just two friends getting caught up in the moment? 440 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,067 Good. Because that's precisely what it was. 441 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,940 Just two friends getting caught up in the moment. 442 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,898 It's okay. Mm. 443 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,552 It's okay. 444 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,119 Janine: Like, when I hang up with my Internet provider 445 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,252 after they finish helping me reset my Internet, 446 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,471 and I say "Okay, I love you, bye," 447 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,647 do I really love my Internet provider? 448 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,780 No. 'Cause their network's unreliable, 449 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,000 and I'm dating Maurice, so... 450 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,481 Five seconds. 451 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,617 Kamala Harris! 452 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,923 How did you get that so fast?! 453 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,013 She's an AKA! Alpha Kappa Alpha! 454 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,231 Should you maybe come and teach with us 455 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,016 at Addington, like, yesterday? 456 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,889 Look, I have had a blasty-blast, but I'm an Abbott boy. 457 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,543 But imagine teaching at a school 458 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,371 with the brightest kids from the neighborhood. 459 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,025 And a bunch of other neighborhoods, too. 460 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,244 The cream of the crop from all over the city, 461 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,463 they come to us. 462 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,942 Wait, but there can't be room 463 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,422 for all the neighborhood kids at Addington 464 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,163 if you're accepting people from other places. 465 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,556 Well, we're all about focusing on the kids 466 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,818 who have the best chance of making it out. 467 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,820 Out? Out of what? 468 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,822 And into whom? I don't know. 469 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,389 But someone hold my legs, 470 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,434 'cause I'm about to do a boxed wine keg stand. 471 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,783 Seems dangerous. 472 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,611 It's only dangerous if you drop me. 473 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:28,699 [ Elevator bell dings ] 474 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,005 [ Indistinct conversations ] 475 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:33,443 Oh, g-- [ Groans ] 476 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,490 Last night, as the kids would say, 477 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,753 - was a film. - Mm. 478 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,668 I don't know what that means, 479 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,149 but it sounds like an accurate description. 480 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,716 Well, I don't remember much of anything after someone 481 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,155 challenged me to a math-a-rita chugging competition. 482 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,200 Undefeated, Derrick! 483 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,376 [ Groans ] 484 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,161 Can't forget the best part of the night, though. 485 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,076 Oh, making up with your sister? 486 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,817 Hell no. When you got the in with Dawn Nichols. 487 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:03,343 May our glue-sticks never run dry. 488 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,475 Amen! Hallelujah. 489 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,173 [ Elevator bell dings ] 490 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,217 What? 491 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,786 I forgot to put my shoes on. 492 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,309 Okay. Where are my shoes? 493 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,615 There in my-- My shoes. 494 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,399 I've got my key in my bag, I think. 495 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,445 Janine! 496 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,360 Hey! Where ya been? 497 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,709 Missed ya at the party last night. 498 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,232 It's a long story. 499 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,886 Let's just say I played some games 500 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,279 with some people from Addington, 501 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,542 and it turns out I don't know if I like them. 502 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,760 Hmm. 503 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,761 I guess that's the whole story. 504 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,285 How was your night? 505 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,765 Um, you know what? Let's just get in the car. 506 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,506 Hope you enjoyed your stay. 507 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,118 We itemized your charges over the weekend for your review. 508 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,468 Everything look correct for you, Ms... 509 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,513 Teagues? 510 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,341 Gee, golly, it sure does. 511 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,609 Act natural. 512 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,220 Why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget? 513 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,482 I am not. 514 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,048 If anything, I'm Carmen Sandiego, 515 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,442 and like her, I am not here. 516 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,401 I heard some stuff at the conference this weekend. 517 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,272 I didn't take that comforter, it fell into my bag. 518 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,841 No. Draemond Winding, Legendary Charter jabroni, 519 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,930 is coming for Abbott. 520 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,584 Wha-- Who told you this? 521 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,195 It's PECSA weekend, people talk. 522 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,675 He's set on turning youse guys' charter. 523 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,242 Pssh. I've been looking for a good fight 524 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,287 ever since my exterminator died. 525 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,985 - I'm ready. - Yeah, you better be. 526 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,033 If Abbott goes charter, none of your jobs are safe. 527 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,035 Nobody could know I was here. 528 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,950 - Okay. - Janine: Hey, Kristin Marie Schemmenti? 529 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,345 Hey! What's up? [ Laughs ] 530 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,129 You know, I never realized how beautiful your name was. 531 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,652 Kristin Marie Schemmenti. 532 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,306 Kristin Marie Schemmenti! 533 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,351 [ Chuckles ] 534 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,443 Yeah, she's great. 535 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,096 Bye, Kristin! 536 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,017 Hey. You going that way? 537 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,715 Yeah. Okay. 538 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,068 So, moving forward... 539 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,548 That's my favorite direction.[ Chuckles ] Right. 540 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027 We're good, right? 541 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,856 Like, whatever happened, that was a nothing thing. 542 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,423 Yeah, it's best to just throw it out. 543 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,598 That's what I was gonna say, just throw it out. 544 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,078 Yeah. Yep. 545 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,166 I blame the Philly Flower Show, really. 546 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,689 And the drinks. And Allentown. 547 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,777 Sexy place. 548 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,952 [ Both chuckle ] 549 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,302 PECSA weekend. Crazy. 550 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,173 Right? 551 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,653 So, right... 552 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,089 So, um... 553 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,525 - We're just throwing it out? - Throw it out. 554 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,745 Pssh. Nothing but net. 555 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,181 All right. 556 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,234 Yeah, we'll just throw it out. 557 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,800 It was nothin'. 558 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,764 So this weekend was juicy. That's right. 559 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,548 - I got the tea and the cup. - Ooh. Mm. 560 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,376 So I heard about a very interesting hookup this weekend 561 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,857 involving someone in this very room. 562 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,728 Someone that's a man. 563 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,469 Involving a woman... 564 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,818 Teacher. 565 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,037 I heard someone made out. 566 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,520 With Ms. Schwartz? Jacob, time to step up. 567 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,435 Uh, wildly inaccurate, 568 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,828 and I feel compelled to remind you that I am gay. 569 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,266 That is bisexual erasure. I expected better from you. 570 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,485 And my intel specifically stated that she made out 571 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052 with some pasty white nerd. 572 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,662 If not you, then who? 573 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,579 Okay, bye. 574 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,798 Uh... 575 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,281 PECSA, PECSA, PECSA. 576 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,326 Gets me every time.