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♪ Go tell it on the mountain
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♪ Over the hills
and everywhere ♪
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♪ Go tell it on the mountain
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Zach,
what are you doing here?
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♪ That Jesus Christ is born
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Oh, he's in a flow state.
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He's not gonna answer unless
it's in the form of a song.
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♪ Since when are you
working here? ♪
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♪ I'm volunteering
once a week ♪
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♪ Working for free
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♪ Free
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Oh, that is so cool.
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He is really good.[ Vocalizing ]
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His family takes caroling
very seriously.
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Nobody is guaranteed
a part.
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♪ Last year, Grandma had
throat surgery ♪
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♪ And we put her
on backup bells ♪
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Together: Backup bells!
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♪ Rang out
the angels' choir... ♪
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Yeah, which is why you should
be glad I am not coming.
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My voice is meant
for spoken word.
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Oh, wow.
Jacob, I can't believe
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you're passing up
the opportunity...2, 3, 4!
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...to go to Pittsburgh
and sing carols.
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I don't want to risk
being put on backup bells.
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♪ ...that Jesus Christ
is born ♪
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♪ That Jesus Christ is
[Singing off-key] boooorn ♪
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Okay, I feel way better
about you not coming now.
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2, 3, 4.
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♪ Go tell it
on the mountain ♪
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♪ Over the hills
and everywhere ♪
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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And Christmas for you...
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So, it's the last day of school
before Christmas--
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Sorry. Holiday break.
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And then I think Kwanzaa
for you, Ariel.
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Not everyone celebrates Christmas,
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and I acknowledge that
in my classroom.
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And Randall.
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Happy holidays.
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Randall's
a Jehovah's Witness.
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Honestly, the students
are mostly
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just celebrating
the religious practice
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of not coming to school
for two weeks.
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The staff, too.
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Everyone's been working hard.
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It's gonna be nice
to get some time off
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and just let loose a little bit.
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That's my plan, anyway.
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This is my first single holiday,
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and Erika is gonna
straighten my hair,
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and we got new clothes,
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and she says it's cold out
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and guys need something
to "rub up on."
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So, we're gonna go out
to a hookah bar tonight.
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And who knows? Maybe I'll
"hoook" up with someone.
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But anyway, I'm just excited
to get out of my work bubble
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and meet new people
with my new look
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and get my "ho" on.
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Those are Erika's words.
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Not mine.
I'm a teacher.
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"On, Dancer, on, Prancer,
on, Donner and Blitzen.
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She slays holidays,
it's the sweet Christmas Vixen."
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Seasons greetings,
Ava's elves!
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It is I,
Principal Coleman Claus!
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Santa Claus just had
a heart attack.
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It's time for
the gift exchange.
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Let's find out who's been
naughty and who's been nice.
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And, remember,
I only reward the naughty.
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Everyone who picked a name
out of Mr. Johnson's ice skate
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last week, please gather 'round.
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Dorothy Hamill and I
used to be a thing.
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This is all I have left
of her.
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Okay, I hope you guys all stuck
to the $25 minimum.
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Um, I thought
that was a maximum.
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Stop limiting yourself.
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Thinking small's what's got you
in a dead-end job
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in a poorly run school.
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- Can't argue with that.
- Um, can I go first?
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I got Mr. Johnson.
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So, you told me,
against my will,
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that back when you were
a nude art model,
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you didn't get to keep
any of the things
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made in your likeness.
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So, I had a local artist
make this,
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and only this, for you.
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- Wow!
- Love it.
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Yeah.
Woman: Aww.
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"To clean, or not to clean?
That is the question."
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[ Laughter ]
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Alright, put your creepy
little head down.
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It's your turn to gift.
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Merry Christmas, Melissa.
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Ah, for me.
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Okay, let's see.
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Dallas Cowboy bobbleheads?
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Yours to destroy
in any way you see fit.
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Oh! I can finally break out
my blowtorch.
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Yes! Okay, okay.
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- Ava, I got you.
- Wait a minute,
are you sure?
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Because I got Ava.
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Uh, I did, too.
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Yeah, I put my name in
a few times
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'cause I knew all
of your mediocre gifts
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would add up
to one decent gift.
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Seventeen dollars
to The Office Loft?
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I didn't think it would
be yours, Gregory.
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Merry Capitalism to you all.
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Barbara, although I did
not participate
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in the gift exchange,
I did get you
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the humanely harvested
poinsettia you asked for.
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Merry Christmas.
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Jacob.
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It's beautiful.
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And perfect for Melissa and my
annual Christmas Lounge dinner.
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Every year,
it's our tradition,
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on the last day of school
before break...
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We bring in some food.
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- Yeah, have a little wine.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's our own little slice
of heaven,
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you know, in between school
madness and family chaos.
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Oh, actually, I remember you
guys doing that last year,
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when Zach and I were headed out
on our Wildwood vacation.
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Where are you two
headed this year?
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Oh, well, he's going to be
with family,
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so it's just me here.
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Alone. By myself.
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Well, that sounds fun.
Come on, Barb.
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What in the world?
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Looks like it's just
you, me... and me.
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[ "Carol of the Bells" plays ]
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- Hey. You leaving?
- Yeah.
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You don't want to stick around
to see
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if Barbara drinks enough fun
punch to do the heel-toe?
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Oh, no, I definitely do.
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But, um, I'm meeting Erika.
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So, I gotta go get ready.
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Oh. Leaving
a school function early?
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That's new.
It is new.
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I am having a life
outside of school.
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Well, that's nice.
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I'm also going out
with some friends tonight.
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Okay, cool. Well...
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I hope you have a good time,
and enjoy your break.
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Yeah. You, too.
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Yeah.
And I'll, um,
see you next year?
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See you next year. Alright.
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Yeah, I'm gonna miss Gregory,
but I'm gonna miss everybody.
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And that includes Gregory.
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And, you know, we've become
really good friends this year.
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And he's doing so well with
teaching and dating Amber.
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Okay, Mr. Johnson's
gonna be here in a few.
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We got food.
We got...
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Wine.
Yeah.
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We got...
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Jacob.
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Did someone call
Nine-Fun-Fun?
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- You didn't.
- I did.
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I'm very grateful to you.
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Ooh.
Don't worry.
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You will barely even notice
I am here.
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Did you get
my dietary restrictions?
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Melissa: I love Jacob.
I do.
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But, you know what?
He's a lot like paint fumes.
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Like, small doses-- fine,
even somewhat enjoyable.
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But too much just gives you
a headache.
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Damn!
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It's early, and there's already
fine-ass men in the line.
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Imagine how stupid fine
the late ones gonna be.
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Okay, so, will they just,
like, come up to us, or--
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Like, how will they know
we're thirsty?
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Should we pant?
Oh, no.
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Not thirsty.
Just cute.
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Okay.
Okay?
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Okay.
Trust me.
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They'll know. Okay.
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If you stop doing
that booby dance.
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Girl, save that
for the club.
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Okay.
Relax.
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Yes. Relax. Yeah.
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Calm, cool, chill.
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Single, hot. Yeah.
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Look, you left
Teacher Janine at home.
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- Yeah.
- Tonight, we getting turnt.
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That's right.
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I'm Turnt Janine!
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Don't have to make it
an adjective.
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Okay.
Okay? We cool.
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Maurice: How y'all ladies
doin' tonight?
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Ooh. Fine.
Thank you. Mm.
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- Janine?
- Gregory?
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S-- J-- Um, you're here.
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I am here.
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Sorry. Do you, um...
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You come here often, or--
I'm sorry.
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That sounds like
a pickup line,
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but in this case,
I'm being genuine.
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I mean, yeah,
sometimes with friends.
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- Hi.
- You look...
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Yeah.
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You also look, um...
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I'm so sorry.
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I just was not expecting
to see
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anyone from work here to--
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Ava?
Ava's here?
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Sorry.
I don't speak line.
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Ladies, don't look at them.
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♪ All of the other reindeer
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♪ Used to laugh
and call him names ♪
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♪ They never let poor Rudolph
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♪ Join in any reindeer games
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♪ Then one foggy
Christmas Eve... ♪
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Girl, what's going on?
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You're giving
very chaperone energy.
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Just, I was--
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I was excited about coming out
and, you know, letting loose,
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but now my coworkers
are here, and my boss.
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You are a grown-ass woman.
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It's only a big deal
if you make it a big deal.
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Uh, and I'm certain your boss
not gonna give a damn.
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Mm. That's
an impressive circle twerk.
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Oh. I think that's
my ex-boyfriend over there.
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I'm-a go say hi.
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That's your ex?
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Yeah, after I introduce myself,
you know,
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start dating,
get super clingy,
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and go through his phone,
he might be.
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Have fun.
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♪ Then all the reindeer
loved him ♪
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♪ As they shouted out
with glee ♪
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♪ "Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer ♪
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♪ You'll go down in history"
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♪ Forever ♪
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♪ Now bring us
some figgy pudding...♪Here you go.
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Ugh, I'm sorry, but Zach has
been singing this song nonstop,
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and I just cannot anymore.
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Okay, I get charity
during the holidays,
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but, Barb, this is
Mother Teresa level.
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Can we not?
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Are you talking about
Mother Teresa?
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Did you know she was actually
a huge racist?
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Hey, thanks again for
including me in your tradition.
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And we are happy
to have you, Jacob.
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I'm sure you already know
that Christmas was essentially
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invented by Charles Dickens'
"A Christmas Carol," right?
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Maybe we can
just focus on--
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It's because of him
that this time of year
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has turned into
such a materialist bacchanal.
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Oh, that guy
sounds really annoying.
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Beyond.
He took a great tradition
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and turned it
into something miserable.
253
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,902
Can't imagine why anybody
would do something like that.
254
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,078
Me neither.
Some people, you know?
255
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,166
Yeah, I sure do.
256
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,210
Melissa.
257
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,516
I'm agreeing with him.
258
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,344
Maurice: Hey, it looks like
your coworker
259
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,563
needs somebody to talk to.
260
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,912
Ah, no.
I don't think I should.
261
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,783
We was just at work--I'm talking about me.
262
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,003
Yeah, she's super cute.
Short, too.
263
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,482
Just my type.
264
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,920
But is she tall enough
to ride all of the rides?
265
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,878
- Let's find out.
- Ah, no, no, Mo.
266
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,401
You don't want to do that.
You don't.
267
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,055
She's-- She's more
of a relationship type.
268
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,535
And I know that's not
what you're looking for.
269
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,058
- Oh. Whatever.
- Yeah.
270
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,407
There's plenty of fish
in the sea.
271
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,235
What about her?
272
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,716
She kinda tall.
That's also my type.
273
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,588
She can definitely ride
all the rides.
274
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,720
I mean,
- you're gonna regret it.
- That's perfect.
275
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,722
No, no, no, no.
Okay, Mo, come here.
276
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:56,030
Look, how about anybody
other than my coworkers?
277
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,945
Anybody else.
278
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,599
- Whatever, man.
- Anybody else.
279
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,992
- Ooh, hey.
- See?
280
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,168
♪ Make it bounce like
her booty do, booty do ♪
281
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,823
♪ She make it bounce like
her booty do, booty do ♪
282
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,259
♪ I told her bounce
like her booty do ♪
283
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,783
Man: Okay.♪ I keep bread at all times
284
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,262
♪ Pigeon food
285
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,829
♪ Comin' to the stage,
shawty tryna see ♪
286
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,657
♪ Shawty make it pump
like 35 on 3 ♪
287
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,876
♪ Nah'Tum'Bout
288
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,486
♪ Promissory cake for the D
289
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,444
♪ Big spenders wit' ya stash
times three ♪
290
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:20,794
♪ Nah'Tum'Bout
291
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,143
♪ Shawty use to dance
on da weekend ♪
292
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,145
Hey.
Hey.
293
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,060
How about half of
Abbott Elementary being here?
294
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,627
Is Barbara here?
Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
295
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,629
No. No, no, no, no.
She's not here.
296
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,847
There's too much
sinning going on.
297
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:34,024
Oh.
Just Ava alone is...
298
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,418
Yeah.
299
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,724
So, where's Amber?
300
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,334
Oh, she's at home.
Oh, okay.
301
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,293
Um-- Uh, at her-- her home,
not my-- We don't--
302
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,208
We don't live together.
I'm-- I'm...
303
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,949
I didn't think that you--I'm just having
a boys' night out.
304
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,256
Okay. Yeah.
With-- Yo.
305
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,474
Yeah, he's great.
306
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,259
♪ I told her bounce
like her booty do ♪
307
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,782
Yo, it seems like we're
the only ones not,
308
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,524
like, dancing or mingling.
309
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,569
I know. I know.
We are weird.
310
00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,660
Sh-- Should we go out there
and be normal together?
311
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,835
Yeah.
312
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,445
I enjoy the act
of being normal.
313
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,012
- I love it. Yeah.
- Then let's-- let's be normal.
314
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,230
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
315
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,405
Two people dancing.
316
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,406
- Uh-huh.
- Mingling.
317
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,494
Yeah.
Being normal.
318
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,061
After you. Okay.
319
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,150
♪ Drug dealer,
thug or overseas ♪
320
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,979
All I'm saying is,
like a lot of things,
321
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,199
Christmas trees
are stolen pagan traditions.
322
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,549
That doesn't bother you?
Like...
323
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,159
You know what?
It really does.
324
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,249
I'm gonna head outside and see
if I can't get over it.
325
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,686
What a lovely idea.
326
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,210
But... it's 30 degrees out.
327
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,213
My liquor coat will make it
a toasty 42.
328
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,739
You know, while I got you,
Rudolph--
329
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,219
created by advertisers.
330
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,524
To sell what?
331
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,917
Red noses?
332
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,963
Boy, you sound ridiculous.
333
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:48,142
♪ Two bad broads
looking like they down right ♪
334
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,231
♪ Baby, tell me,
is you down right? ♪
335
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,713
♪ My squad, real stop,
messing with them clowns right ♪
336
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,846
Huh?
What'd you say?
337
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,935
I didn't say anything.[ Laughs ]
338
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,894
Yeah, that was funny.
339
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,071
Do you like this song?
340
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,507
Oh, I don't dance to songs
I don't like.
341
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,378
I don't want the DJ
to get the wrong idea.
342
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,858
You know what? I don't like it
that much, either.
343
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,294
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, me, too.
344
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,644
[ Laughing ]
Can I grab her real quick?
345
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,734
- Huh?
- Thank you.
346
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,736
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
347
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,563
You having fun?
I am.
348
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782
Doing a little step touch?
349
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,870
You know it.
Getting freaky.
350
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,829
Okay. No!
351
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,787
Girl, you acting like you got
a man at home,
352
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,963
and last time
I checked, you don't.
353
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,878
I thought you was supposed
to be turning up tonight.
354
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,097
Yeah, I know.
355
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,402
I'm just--
I'm working up to it.
356
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,709
You've been working up to it
for months.
357
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,319
Turn that ass up!
358
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,451
Okay. I-I will.
359
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,061
You will what?
360
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,280
I need to hear you say it.
361
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,672
I will--Come on. Say it, baby girl.
362
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,500
I will--
You will what?
363
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,850
I will turn that ass up!
364
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,852
That's right. Now go ahead
and make Juvenile proud.
365
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,767
- Come on.
- Okay.
366
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,770
- Hey.
- Hey.
367
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,988
Will you try the cake
I brought?
368
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,250
No one
has even touched it.
369
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,122
- You're ruining Christmas, man.
- Oh, come on.
370
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,863
My cake can't be that bad,
can it?
371
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,255
[ Laughs ]
372
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,780
- Oh.
- I'm not talking
about the cake.
373
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,347
Listen, I don't like
Christmas either.
374
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,436
You know what tinsel
can do to a vacuum?
375
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,135
But you don't see me raining
on everyone's parade.
376
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,701
Oh, I think
Barbara and Melissa
377
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,878
enjoy my withering takes on,
uh--
378
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:15,751
They chose frostbite
over your withering takes.
379
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,101
Yeah, I mean... okay,
380
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:21,626
I guess I could dial back
the anti-Kringle rhetoric a bit.
381
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,845
You gotta do more than that.
382
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,847
This is over the top.
What is your deal?
383
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,762
There is no deal, man. I...
384
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,633
You can't lie to a janitor.
385
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,853
Plumbers,
on the other hand...
386
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,986
[ Sighs ]
387
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,553
Look, Christmas is not
my favorite thing, okay?
388
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,034
I don't have a lot
of good memories around it.
389
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,340
Well, you had a good chance
to make a good
390
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,951
Christmas memory tonight,
and you blew it.
391
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,084
This is the only time
these ladies really get a break,
392
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,826
and you're
grinching up the place.
393
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,568
You know what?
394
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,962
Night's not over yet.
395
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,572
[ Sighs ]
396
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,967
Finally get to enjoy this
nasty ass cake in silence.
397
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:02,972
Okay, next year, we'll go back
to just you and me.
398
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,974
You sure you won't miss
being visited
399
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,411
by the ghost
of NPR's past?
400
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,761
Ooh! Ladies!
Don't move!
401
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,980
I'll be right back!
402
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,852
Or you can move.
Just, uh, don't leave.
403
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,331
[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
404
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,899
Merry Christmas to you,
too, buddy!
405
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,161
That boy!
406
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,947
- Let's go back inside now.
- Ugh.
407
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,340
♪ Pull up in the back
408
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,994
♪ Jump out that coupe
409
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,517
- Ooh.
- You good?
410
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,692
Yep.
411
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,651
You sure?
Yeah.
412
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,870
♪ I'm stating the facts
413
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,306
♪ Better stomp that yard
414
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,177
♪ Before you ever try
to step to this cat ♪
415
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,179
♪ Yeah,
want to ride for the team? ♪
416
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,572
♪ She like, "Hell yeah"
417
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,965
What the...
418
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,445
Not my work husband grinding
on my work nemesis.
419
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,057
Pour me something cheap
so I can spit it out.
420
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,757
Hit me again.
421
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,454
♪ I don't really care
if you knocking my style ♪
422
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,285
♪ I could just stare
at those curves ♪
423
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,634
♪ Hanging on every word
424
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,202
♪ You wear that thing
that I like ♪
425
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,335
♪ Bottle of Ace on some ice
426
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,684
♪ Close as we ever been
427
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,120
Damn, Janine.
428
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,906
Why you can't move like that
during step practice?
429
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,385
Gregory, no notes.
430
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,214
You know,
I'm-a go get some air.
431
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,260
Yeah, I'm-a--
- I'm-a join you.
- Okay.
432
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,437
Gregory, you still owe me
a body shot.
433
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,223
Merry Christmas!
434
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,052
[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
435
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,011
Seriously?!
436
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,623
[ Door rattling ]
437
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,234
Oh, no, no, no, no!
438
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,975
Oh, God.
439
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,500
Ooh!
440
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,588
What are you doing?
441
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,894
Saving Christmas!
442
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,505
Run!
Run, Forrest, run!
443
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,205
No, wait!
Wait, don't go yet.
444
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,947
Jacob, I'm sorry, but I can't
hear one more story
445
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,166
about how Santa's
the devil himself.
446
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,907
Well, actually,
in some cultures--
447
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,126
You know, never mind.
448
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:56,694
Uh, you both love
Christmas so much,
449
00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:00,611
and I have been nothing
but a real grinch all night.
450
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:05,007
I come to you with gifts,
as a token of my humble apology.
451
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,183
Tastykakes, candy...
452
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,011
- scratchers?
- Ooh. Yes.
453
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,143
They were out
of hot chocolate,
454
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,579
but I got
room-temperature Yoohoo.
455
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,320
I will stick
with the candy.
456
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,627
This has been, like, one of the
greatest Christmas experiences
457
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,977
I've ever had.
458
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,239
Greatest? [ Scoffs ]
459
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,632
No wonder you hate
Christmas so much.
460
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:27,595
♪
461
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:31,816
Look, the holidays
are a tough time for me.
462
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay?
463
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,343
I got a lot of bad memories
around Christmas.
464
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,433
It's usually a lot of fighting,
a lot of dysfunction.
465
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:44,394
So, I'm-- I'm really sorry
I ruined it for both of you.
466
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,135
Oh.
467
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,964
Thank you for sharing, Jacob.
468
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,226
And thank you for the gifts.
469
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,836
That was very thoughtful.
470
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:55,014
And you see, Melissa,
the spirit of Christmas
471
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,928
has worked its magic
after all.
472
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,713
Yeah, and I won 3 bucks.
473
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,497
Merry Jacob-mas.
474
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:05,328
Whew! There's not a lot
of ventilation in there.
475
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,938
Yeah, which is what you want
when you're inhaling
476
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:07,983
a lot
of secondhand smoke.
477
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,854
[ Both laugh ]
478
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:13,293
Okay.
[ Shivers ]
479
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,730
That was a fun dance.
480
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:16,774
That was fun.
481
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,080
- Yeah. It was fun.
- Right?
482
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,864
Yeah. It's--
I haven't done that in a while.
483
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,562
Yeah.
Yeah.
484
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,871
Oh. Wow.
485
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,222
Snow?
486
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,442
Beautiful.
487
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:47,153
♪
488
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,721
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
489
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,550
Um...
490
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,117
Is that Amber?
491
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,685
Yeah.
Um, she decided to come out.
492
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,079
And I guess she's at a bar
around the corner.
493
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,385
Oh.
She wants me to meet her.
494
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,083
Yeah.
495
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,214
Yeah, no, for sure.
496
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,782
You should go.
497
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,176
Adiós, mi amigos.
498
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,308
Feliz cumpleaños.
499
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,788
That's Happy Birthday.
500
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,050
I know.
501
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,879
I don't know
why I'm speaking Spanish.
502
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,882
You gonna be good
if I, um...
503
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626
Have a good break, Gregory.
504
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,108
[ Chuckles ]
505
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,805
Have a good break, Janine.
506
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:42,425
♪
507
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,559
Hey.
Have you seen Gregory?
508
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,302
I'm sorry. Looks like
you're in deep thought.
509
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,827
No, it's--
Gregory just left.
510
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,266
Hey, you know
what's crazy?
511
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,615
It takes, like, an hour
for a snowflake
512
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,182
to go
from cloud to ground.
513
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,402
That's cool.
How'd you know that?
514
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:06,232
I drink a lot of Snapple,
so I kinda know some facts.
515
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,538
I figured you would like it
'cause it's science.
516
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,802
Gregory told me about the egg
drop you did for your students.
517
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,282
He told you about that?
518
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,241
I work at UPS,
so it's kind of like
519
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,807
an egg drop every day,
you know?
520
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,810
We drop packages and...[ Laughs ]
521
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,160
I'm Maurice.
522
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,510
You're Janine, right?
523
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,728
Yeah.
524
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:31,082
Um, look, I was thinking I would
come to Pittsburgh after all.
525
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:36,392
I cannot wait to eat endless ham
and sing those carols.
526
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:40,004
Well, maybe I could just,
like, hum along.
527
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,658
Me, too.
Alright, great.
528
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,008
Bye.
529
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:47,229
♪ Good tidings we bring♪
530
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,493
♪ To you and your kin♪
531
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,581
♪ Good tid--♪
532
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,583
Woman:
Alright, bye, girl.
533
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:57,239
Ava: Bye, child.
See you later.
534
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,632
What are
you doing out here?
535
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,461
You know short people
freeze the fastest.
536
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,897
Where's your friend?
537
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,421
She's otherwise occupied.
538
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,684
So, you're just standing
out here by yourself?
539
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,338
Did you even meet anybody tonight,
540
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,688
or did you waste all
your time dancing with Gregory?
541
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,822
I actually
did meet somebody.
542
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,434
But I think I'm gonna call it
a night and go home, so...
543
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,436
Well, me and my boyfriend
are going to another bar,
544
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,004
and you all dressed up
and looking good.
545
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,920
God knows when that's
gonna happen again, so...
546
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,226
you're coming with us.
547
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,750
That actually sounds fun.
Thank you.
548
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,493
Wait,
you have a boyfriend?
549
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,234
You thought I was single?
550
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,626
[ Scoffs ]
551
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066
So, who is this boyfriend
of yours?
552
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,372
And, like, how long has it been?
And what's his name?
553
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,721
Janine, I know we're
not in school
554
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,375
and it's the holidays,
but I'll still fire you.
555
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,072
Okay, just start with how long
you've been dating him.
556
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,031
Well, he's been dating me
for five years,
557
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,381
but I've only been
dating him for two.
558
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,559
You ready, babe?
559
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,257
Hope you're not too tired
from all that dancing.
560
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,868
Just got a second wind.
561
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:04,350
Are you three-time
NBA champion Andre Iguodala?
562
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,265
- Four-time.
- Oh.
563
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,354
- You must be Janine.
- I am.
564
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,356
You're even shorter
than Ava said.
565
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,313
Call me Iggy.
566
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,228
Don't call him anything.
567
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,925
She's so funny.
568
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,144
[ Squeals ]
569
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,581
Wow.
570
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:19,800
Oh.
571
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,368
Yeah, I'll just get in
on the other side.
572
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,283
[ Laughs ]